>>6152 >mistake Who do you think manufactures these "fox proof" safe rooms in the first place?

>>6153 >Yes yes Mr. Anon, our panic rooms are certified fox-proof designs >You are guaranteed to survive the entire mating season with your virginity intact and bloodline absolutely unfoxed >N-no I'm not a fox, I'm a wolf, please stop asking silly questions

>>6091 >Running away from a fox with bloodline-destroying intentions on her mind >Looking back and getting glances at her, she looks even more into it I think this is making it worse. Send help

>walking to work >kitsune police officer spots you >you wave >she flushes pink and looks away >lol cute >starts following you >tries to be sneaky >is not >follows you for like 10 minutes >weird, whatever >you toss your coffee cup into a trash bin >bounces off the edge of the can >rush of air >hands grabbed >"You're coming with me, anon" Really aggressive policing in this town, sheesh.

>>6168 >"You're coming with me, anon" lolno, fuck the police

>>6174 >fuck the police That's the problem, she's been here for weeks and won't go home at all. Keeps talking about how she's excited for the trial and harasses me about getting some nice clothes for it like every day. The food's great though.

>>6175 >how she's excited for the trial Let me guess - the trial will take place one night in the bedroom, with her as the judge, jury and executioner of your human bloodline?

>>6182 It's more like jailtime for your genes, they have to stay inside hers and her descendants until they are safely diluted.

>>6182 >>6183 >Go to trial >Lawyer shows up >demands to represent you >cop fox is pissed >offers to handle the case pro bono >you don't really understand anything else >win case >what am i even doing anymore >gotta finish up at the lawyer's office >sure whatever >get to lawyer's office >gotta pay up >"Uhh, what? I thought this was free?" >see picrel >realize case was handled pro boning and not pro bono It never ends in this city i swear.

>>6187 Poor anon didn't even read his contract carefully >payment: pro(ne) bono

Where do I find hot, single foxes?

>>6189 Given the time of the year - in your bed most likely, soon

>>6189 By trying to hide

FUCK gachafoxes

DON'T FOX OPEN INSIDE

How about a perfectly normal fox gf. No magic tricks, no psychopathic tendencies, just a girl and mofu

>>6229 That sounds nice

going outside in broad daylight during winter? thats pretty much a marriage proposal! take responsibility!

>>6267 At first foxes are >haha! take responsibility! get raped! but then they are like >t-take responsibility, p-please... Stupid fucking smelly overgrown rats

Hey there, fellow human! Do you need a ride? I have rock CDs and beer in here!

>>6272 I will trap the fox first

All I want for Christmas, is a fox in my family tree.

>>6282 Need Christmas fox

>>6289 >merry foxmas

Nobody is safe

>>6329 >still too much of a shy virgin to pounce a man

>>6331 god I wish that were me the husband, that is

Reject fox advances, divorce fox wife, shave fox tails, spay foxes, force your son to go with a human girl and disregard his fox crush, report fox coworker's inappropriate behavior during her estrus to HR and get her fired, marry human women and have lots of pure blood human descendants. TFD.

>>6340 Excuse me Anon but that were several gross violations of our new hate speech laws. Please wait while the FBI Fox Bureau of Investigation dispatches a strike force towards your location. The punishment is a lifetime of marriage and seven counts of FBI-supervised forced breeding with your designated wife/parole officer, one for each threat that has been made. We thank you for your cooperation.

>>6341 I'm using 9tailVPN, they ca

>>6342 man, theyre getting faster and faster at tracking down foxophobes. they usually get atleast a little over one line of text in before being corrected.

remember to watch out for foxlets when opening the door to your home. they have a tendency to rush in and make themselves at home in your bedroom.

>>6351 Foxlets are small and light, just grab them by the tail and yeet them out.

open wide, anon

>>6344 >2nd pic Scary how much foxes change from their usual demeanor, once they obtain numerical superiority. Instead of being subverted and tricked, men just get swarmed and buried under hordes of these genestealers. >>6370 Getting nursed to health by a caring fox sounds like bliss

need more frills

>>6373 Frilly Ran is such a blessing

Ran is best

>>6371 >Genestealers WE CAN'T HOLD THEM! SIR, WHAT DO WE DO?

>>6380 Planet's been overrun, only an Exterminatus can fix it at this point

>>6380 >>6381 Too late, they already got to the inquisitors ship.

>>6376 For me, it's Shinano

>>6382 He's uhhh... just a radical inquisitor researching the mutant species for potential weaknesses, yes. It appears that ears vulnerable and the mutant can be distracted by blowing into them or rubbing, further "in-depth" research is needed

>>6382 >>6384 These new PDF recruits we've been getting ever since that inquisitor guy stopped by the governor's office are a little weird, can't put my finger on it...

>>6386 I'm sure fucking nymphomaniac mutants will have absolutely no adverse side-effects on the planet

>>6383 I like her, but I think she's a bit too docile.

>>6388 Are you sure about that?

new thread >>6391

>>6340 basado