>>45588 I have to get back in the office and fix printers. A printer is even more moody than a cat, know imagine managing and fixing 35 000 printers all other the world for bigbank™. I wish all those printer were cats, would be gare easier and comfier

>>45589 Fare more*

Put all the felines from every species in the server bay and lock me in, it will boost our productivity, I promise Pic semi related

Cait sith not included*

>press your face against the fox's tail >inhale It's that easy.

>>44439 I couldn't find anything that goes into detail on sealing spirits, but the "sealed evil fox wife" jokes are about the Sessho-Seki stone, which allegedly sealed Tamamo/Daji until it suddenly burst open in 2022. Reminder that it was the height of corona bullshittery & russian-vs-ukrainian bloodletting was in full gear. The world was at it's most miserable point right when she allegedly busted out. Also Abe kicked the bucket just a few months later, but I am sure that was all merely coincidence, just like the rest of the world gradually shifting towards (civil) wars since that time. There is no ancient, evil fox spirit out there, gorging herself on human souls but if she was (purely hypothetically speaking), I'd assure her and her kin that I'd make a much better husband than midnight snack, now please stop stalking me in my dreams

Today is September 13th. Nine tails day. How do you celebrate?

>>45396 It's the 14th already.

>>44184 If human men get foxed from being exposed to Yokai influence, does this mean Gensokyo has its own version of the pig butchering scam? Terrifying.

>>45243 Don't ever correct her.

>>45024 >only available on patreon So itch is still listening to the payment processor tantrum?

What are good vn monstergirl games?

>>45483 Vanadis VNs are always a solid pick, they cover a good range of monster girls and aren't too long but also not too short. Mamono Musume - Life with a Lamia Mamono Musume - Slime & Scylla Mamono Musume - Spider & Harpy & Cyclops

>>45024 >>45270 Here's a link for Nakara for those that want to give it a spin: https://pixeldrain.com/u/B88KwkKw

>>45354 >>45383 Should say it's not a bad thing, just noticed it. Still looks really nice.

>>45084 I like the tail in the fourth one, the way it sways is neat. Anyways, this is now a Hellhound thread.

>>45418 >this is now a Hellhound thread. Agreed

Finally took a look at ComfyUI. I won't speak on it because I don't think I understand it well enough yet, but I've managed to get WAN 2.2 working in it. It's not perfect, but if you told me this would exist 2 years ago I would've laughed at you.

>>45493 Img2Vid has had a MASSIVE leap forward in recent times. We might legit see the death of stuff like live2D animations because of it. And yeah, not perfect but if this is your first real run with it, it's damn good. I highly recommend trying to find some good Loras as they will improve the quality massively and reduce the blur effects. Only real issue is that you're kinda hard limited by your VRAM.

https://kemonomario.booth.pm/items/6911098 I found this free game/demo from Kemari/Kemono Mario earlier this year. I think he did art and some other people did coding (there's a credits screen in the main menu but I can't read it). It looked like fun and the bat girl character was very cute, so I was excited to try it out. Sadly, it's unityslop with garbage controls. Also it's a roguelike so there's no kind of level design. It's a 2D platformer which you are forced to control with the analogue stick (the game recommends a gamepad rather than keyboard), and you attack with the right analogue stick, and the analogue stick lets you attack in any direction rather than just the cardinal and diagonal 8. Physics are WAY too fast and slippery, and because you jump by moving the stick up, it's literally impossible to jump without sliding left and right. Each level is about 20-40 seconds long: you run in a straight line and attack very bland enemies until you fill up a quota, at which point the level abruptly ends. Every level gives you an upgrade (double jump, max health, additional projectile from the umbrella; boring stuff), and every 5 stages you fight a boss or do some big challenge. The game also looks terrible due to the standard Unity jank combined with Japanese PC gaming.

>repeatedly try to get into programming over the years through following language books or fucking around >never get very far with any of them >fail to acquire the mindset for programming every time >Land of Lisp came close enough to helping that it noticeably influenced a dialogue system I scripted in Godot >still felt like I was missing something fundamental I might as well try SICP at this point even if it's a meme book, because something is just not clicking and I might be the exact kind of turboautist who'd benefit from SICP's autism. HtDP might be a bit easier to get into, but from flipping through both it and SICP I can say the latter clicks better with me even though HtDP assumes less mathematical and electrical engineering knowledge from the reader. >>2391 >free Oh shoot, I'll- >the rest of the post That's unfortunate. Tying directional attacks to the right thumbstick sounds like a neat idea, but you'd need very dependable, stable character movement to pull it off, and slipperiness is the opposite trait.

>>2516 Seems like you're focusing too much on the tool itself than its use, language books, Lisp and SICP seem like a hilarious overkill for messing with godot. IMO it's better to spend the effort just doing stuff and learning from your mistakes and optimizations, but I'm probably biased by my distaste for /g/ memes.

>>2516 The hard part about programming is designing logical systems. You'd probably be better off playing Zachtronics games to train your brain to operate that way. >bat girl game Yeah, it's a shame. The character is really cute and I think it could be a fun little platformer or run 'n' gun but the controls are so bafflingly bad I cannot fathom how it ever got made. Literally disabling the omnidirectional aiming and just having me shoot in a single straight line would be preferable.

>>2518 You're likely right, and I intend to do that as well, but I'm also just really curious about SICP even aside from the memes, and flipping through it has intensified that curiosity. >>2519 That's not a bad suggestion, actually. Since reading your post I've picked it up again after not playing it since 2019 (I didn't get very far back then), as even if it doesn't actually help much, it'd feel satisfying to get into for its own sake. >I cannot fathom how it ever got made. My guess is that the developer was the only one who tested his game before it came out and was so used to his controls that by the time it came out and others could play it, it felt too late to change anything.

>>43250 wdym?

>>43296 I dunno. Maybe I'm just lazy but I haven't been enjoying how little of the species specific threads get used for anything. It feels like they were held up by a select few people who just got tired and gave up.

>>45356 From what I've seen they were just absorbed into /mge/, people post non-MGE girls all the time there. It's a little awkward with slightly misleading thread title, but beats waiting days for a reply in the specific threads.

>>45433 I can understand cows cause old /mgt/ talked about Holstaurs and others all the time, but I'd expect foxposting to be more concentrated in the dedicated thread.

>>45449 >foxposting No surprise actually, foxposters were the most active bunch around prone to randomly posting daily and it's easy to imagine they'd move where they get even more engagement. Especially when big part of their pseudo RP was infectious spread of foxing

>>43690 i dont think you want to try your chances with the last 2.

>>43690 The middle one needs no fixing. She's perfect as is.

>>43720 But the last one dindu nuffin

>>11369 nuh-uh they're snakes you baka

>>45411 >has massive mamaries >is not considered a mammal ?!

>>44897 this shit always gets me hard

>>41539 Very cute, good for her for wanting to improve herself and working up the courage to ask for help.

need legitimately evil monster with a softspot for one human

>>45288 Genuinely evil? Try Shigahime, and I hope you don't mind gore.

>>45333 don't have to be pure back, anywhere on the spectrum of not a good person is enough, but thanks for the recommendation.

>>45288 >>45346 I like this one because the evil part is implied and dude's fate is up to reader's interpretation https://exhentai.org/g/1308313/2cd98afe78/

even making animal noises at a fox is just asking to get your voice stolen I'd advise against it

>>45544 What's she gonna do, shove her tail in my mouth? Kiss me? I'm immune to all non-spider mofu.

>>45544 first my levels and now my voice. what are they even going to do with it?

>>45545 >>45546 make incriminating and scandalous recordings using your voice and blackmail you into having your bloodline sullied with hers

next thread about sheep please

>>2506 Loli was just an option, if anyone wanted to draw one, I'm fine with adults as well.

>>2504 Cute! >>2511 What is it about post-apocalypse-punk that so many artists have found so fascinating?

>>2511 This is some really good stuff. It reminds me a lot of some higher effort gondola webms I've seen.

3d otter chan >>2512 thanks! >What is it about post-apocalypse-punk that so many artists have found so fascinating? for me, its a mix of playing fallout, the extreme settings, and the sense of "wild-west" anarchy and adventure paired with modern familiar technology that is practically impossible with the existence of large governments and institutions >>2514 thanks, i was reminded of those wojak "listening to bad moon rising while your fight in vietnam" videos making this

Does a centaur leave a core when she's done eating an apple?

>>44424 I'd wager yes. If so, they probably also do that thing with the free-moving lips.

>>29023 The news doesnt get better. I guess that's a problem when IRL crosses into 2D.

>>44610 I like to think of MGC as a place, as mentioned, set aside by a modern government for Monstergirls to settle in after some initial chaos after a portal opens in the modern year. It becomes sort of a bubble in itself, unaware of the larger schemes and power plays going on in the human side of the border/reservation The City/Territory itself is set on a mountainous peninsula with at least one or two rivers running through it, with tons of green spaces and some suburbs/rural areas towards the border with the human governments In MGC, there's every species represented, with most districts/areas supporting a specific variety of species: >Aquatic/Fish/Mollusk/Mermaid/Crustacean/Amphibian types live along the shores/rivers/ponds/lakes/port/underwater along side MGC or within its water boundaries >Mining taking place in the mountain range overlooking the city its full of industry and various dragonic/dwarf/fiery types >Apartments are full of all kids of MGs, With avian/bird types living on the top of the apartments/skyscrapers, while slimes live in the underground >Tons of parks for both Plant types and the various MGs who need the greenspace to make sense of life. >Undead mostly hang around the rural areas, where life is quite a bit slower >The Financial district is full of Demons, Tanukis, creeping coins, Dragons, Elves, and others. >Intense public transit is available, be it subways, light-rail, busses, highways, Sky thoroughfares (for all the flying MGs, Lanes for both Shipping Vessels and swimming MGs, and more >Building codes have to accommodate practically all creatures, so doors and ceilings are high enough for Ogres, and wide enough for Ushi Onis. >The only MG who really has a hard time in MGC would be Sandworms. There's just not really enough space, and although they offered to help build the subway system, the Wurm Union got really upset.

there's this MGC map that's been floating about and contributed to over the years

>>44679 MGC seems to be situated at the part of the other Realm where the space between their dimension and ours is closest. All the 3D world politics and trends seem to get echoed in MGC e.g. the Mayoral elections seem to parallel each other with Zombie vs BabaYagaKiki, probably because meme-energy leaks across the barrier. So I suspect when DotP finally happens it will be with a direct portal from MGC to here.

>>44610 Mamonos see the "Penisular City Map" and all decide to move to MGC immediately.

>>42633 >>43509 Ben's shirt is currently in Mara's bag with her stuff, and both his and Anon's are Stupid Shirts, just different colors. Next update is in progress, and should hopefully be posted somewhat soon-ish.

>>41039 “Sure! Why not? Our camp could use more folks.” you say, popping open your container of poutine. Damn, it looks even better than it smells! As you begin to chow down, Morgan hands the little brass pipe back to Ben, who taps it out into his palm. “And the bowl’s cashed, so that’s another reason to head back.” he adds, pocketing the pipe, then turns to Yvonne. “We got a lot more White Widow to smoke and some beers n’ booze back there, too. Y’want a Big Friendly?” he asks. A smirk crosses the hornet’s face, as she places a hand on his bicep. “If it’s your Big Friendly? Anytime~” she flirts back. Ben simply laughs and stands up, helping the black and white bug to her feet. While being the tallest of the bugs, she was just a smidge shorter than your friend, but not by much. Rochelle and Morgan follow suit, the smaller bugs stretching their arms and wings out. “Let’s get a move on, then! We’ll do a lil’ more partyin’ and start catchin’ some bands afterwards.” he replies, moving to grab the handle of the cart. Yvonne heads to the other side of it, and tosses a couple luggage bags towards her friends. Rochelle catches her bag, a large black duffel with a red cross on the side of it, while Morgan has to jump to grab hers, a well-worn khaki canvas backpack that had a metallic rattle when jostled. The hornet then hefted her own luggage, a mottled gray seabag, over her shoulder, contorting her wing to rest up and over it. On the side pocket were two large, embroidered black letters that read ‘G.K.’ Underneath that was a smaller set of embroidered black letters that read ‘Y. DuBois’. With her other hand, she lifts up an even larger blue duffel, opting to hold it by the carry straps. You were guessing that was probably their tent. https://youtu.be/QMOPQInpOCU?si=KtxfuFDEwbiowdXr As the group starts to move, Ben, Yvonne, and Mara take the lead, while you hang back with Rochelle and Morgan. From the quick snippet you hear, it sounds like Mara is already asking the hornet if she’s interested in a reading session, making you grin between bites of poutine. That didn’t take long. “Heeeeey! Sooooo, Ben says you play the flute?” you hear Morgan ask on your left, her stoner’s drawl grabbing your attention. The short colorful bug girl kept pace with a brisk stride, occasionally hopping or skipping a few steps ahead. You swallow the last bit of potato and cheese left in the forkful you took, and clear your throat. “Eh, I’m alright at it, I can at least play a few songs.” you answer somewhat modestly, your grin turning a bit sheepish. “Hmmmm… Ben said you were reaaaallllly good, not just alright…” you hear Rochelle reply skeptically in her own drawl , and you look over at her. The striped girl’s russet eyes were half lidded, a lazy but content smile crossing her face. Like Morgan, she was also walking somewhat quickly to keep pace with you. “Maaayyybeee… you could play us a song?~” she suggests, stepping closer to your right side. You feel the tip of one of her feathery antennae brush against your arm. “Oooooh! Yeah! Do that, that would be cooooool! ” Morgan adds, practically skipping at every step now. “I can hold your food while you play!” she then offers, sidling up closer to your other side. You start to feel one of her antennae tapping against your arm holding the poutine container. “Don’t do thaaaat… her gut is a bottomless pit…” Rochelle counters. “You can give it to meeeeee… I’m more…” she continues, and slowly looks you up and down. “...Thiiiiirsty than hungry, right now…” she finishes with a smile. You can feel your face starting to turn a bit red. “Heeey! I wouldn’t eat the whooooole thing! Maybe just a nibble~” Morgan jabs back, tapping your arm faster with her antennae. You look back over at the shorter girl, her hazel eyes wide as her eyebrows twitched upwards twice. “I might have an appetite, but I’m a gooooood girl. I’ll only do what I’m told~” she flirts, the lazy smirk from earlier returning to her face. “Besides, right noooow? I’m craving some cake.” Her eyes scan over your arms and hands, while her antennae slid down your upper arm. “Sooooo, how’d a beefcake like you end up picking flute over anything else?” she asks without missing a beat. Your face grows hotter, and you choke back a cough.

>>44189 Okay then, time for the pied piper to make his debut. I'm assuming anon isn't Ian Anderson and can't play Bouree, which is classical AND rock together. Classical would probably be easier since that's what the instrument is associated with, even if the present audience might not be into it. So I'd say 3. What are drinking though? Water's a boring option, hard liquor and weed a little too much. Beer would maintain our buzz. We just ate, so it's not like we'd be drinking into an empty stomach. So 1. Y

>>44226 >I'm assuming anon isn't Ian Anderson and can't play Bouree Half-correct, Anon might not be Ian Anderson, but he can play Bouree, albeit not flawlessly. If we were to say Ian is a 10 out of 10, Anon's flute skills are about a 6 to 7, giving us plenty of room for improvement. Being an heirloom instrument as well, Anon's family has had him listen to more than just classical pieces. So yes, Jethro Tull is on the table. Get him drunk enough (a risky maneuver) and he might start singing like Ian, too.

>>44313 Then let's go for Bouree!

Every now and then this song will randomly get stuck in my head and now it can get stuck in yours too! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw1IRJpJsXQ

Would you enjoy watching your harpy wife lay eggs?

>>33793 >Would you enjoy watching your wife giving birth to your children? Geez anon I wonder

The ground dwelling harpy, so easily forgotten.

I imagine lithe harpy races can just swoop you up and carry you off to their nests, while thicker ones have to rely on keeping you pinned with their weight, while raping you unconscious first

>>2353 That was fun

>>2353 lol cool

ITS OVER

>>2509 Is that supposed to be a blush or shade under her chin? It kind of looks like a five o'clock shadow.

>>2488 >pics #3 through #5

>>2489 It's not my fault anime nuns are too sexy. Even a burka wouldn't be able to hide those curves.

>>2488 Because I thought the reply >Sure, I'll give it a try. Confirmed that they were going to try it, so I didn't have to explain further. But yes, it was a request.

Okay, I'll do it now then.

>>2454 >>2501

>>44410 I just need a tiger to protect me from all threats.

>>44410 This idiot think he gets to choose

>>44417 I will defeat any foxes that attempt to fox me. they'll be human'd

oh, 1000 posts

>>76 added

>>2389 >full potential We've got basically zero faggots, a handful of active artists, and no CP spam to speak of. You're doing great. The only thing that I take serious issue with is the guy pumping out AI slop since he used to be the anon who collected and dumped stuff made by kemono artists on twitter (and because I've started drawing a little bit for personal fun, and I've gained a much deeper appreciation for visual art and distaste for AGI). But that's his problem. >monastery Nice. I've wanted to visit one myself, but I've always thought it was kind of an all-or-nothing commitment. >icon I think what you're trying to say is that anime as a word and as a style are both strongly influenced by Western animation, and early Western animation from the rubber hose era and prior actually has a lot of similarities with modern anime (Betty Boop is the first chibi girl, perhaps?). I'm not a fan of that particular illustration by Owen Cyclops because I do think that there needs to be some craft put into a shape/painting in order for it to be spiritual or moving, but I get the point both it and you make. >>2390 >>2394 The etymology and popularity of both words derive from the "30 year old boomer" meme which was psyopped into mainstream consciousness via a Discord clique about 6-7 years ago. There was then a trend of making simulacra using the -oomer suffix because the heavy vowel sound triggers something in the ape brains of most people, and the majority of modern communication is simply trying to harness linguistic magic which they do not understand. Thus, a cynic is a doomer; an optimist is a bloomer; a romantic is a swooner, a porn addict is a coomer, and so on. This is also why words like troon(er) and gooner have become popular; they technically existed earlier as tranny + goon (meaning SA user who paid tenbux) or as in "gooning" in the hyperfetishistic sense. Words like this also serve practical purposes in evading word filters on social media, because the curry niggers who run them are actually so fucking stupid they can't identify troon as a euphemism for tranny, nor can they design LLMs to do so. But yes, word magic, it really is that simple. If you want to see this notion of words being long-lost magic symbols that we activate with our voiceboxes explored more, you must read Snow Crash. I will also tell you something that literally nobody else on the face of the internet has seen fit to mention: Snow Crash is an incredibly fun and funny read, and you will have a good time regardless of what your reason for picking it up is. I suppose most people are too busy in their quest to add books to their List of Quote Tweet Gotchas to appreciate the written word anymore.

>>2389 Thanks, I looked a little bit on the theory of forms after you mentioned it and I could get the basic idea, I still need to read more on Plato and the other guys, remembered a IRL friend who is also interested in philosophy. I heard something similar in the mgtow bubble years ago (more specifically on the topic of "waifuism", have you heard about it?) What I could get regarding western and anime is that in a way what has been going on in the western media industry goal for de-sexualization and masculinization of female characters due to things that, of course, everybody here knows well. And with that in a way one could get a feeling that something isn't as it was before, the (mainstream) "muse" ideal that was the status quo not so long ago. A good example is Stellar Blade ( I will hold myself from calling it a "gooner game" after reading the latest posts), I won't judge the game's quality here but we can remember the rage cries from the gaming "journalists" to this title simply because it had a pretty, idealized (in the sense of the theory of forms again) woman as the main protagonist. Other example is Atomic Hearth, for two reasons that we all know. I think that this episodes show that at least here in the West there has been a huge lack of something that we had in the past and we desperately try to get back, at least this is what I could formulate from the idea, specially regarding the idea of femininity that seems so lacking today. (with that I imagine that we could also trace a parallel with the article that you've send (nice site btw), but in a more transcendental manner of course) >monastery Cool, recently I moved back to a city with a big catholic influence (even on the name of the city itself), and between my last post in this thread and now I have visited the city's main cathedral a couple of times, although there are at least a couple more churches in town that I am planning to visit too, I even live near one as I can hear their bells from inside my bedroom. As >>2395 said, the commitment for entering a monastery is big, I could only imagine it being a good place to disconnect from the modern world, I also wanted to visit one if there was a opportunity.

>>2395 >>2397 Do you remember how monasteries used to play a big role in caring for travellers and such? I don't know how it is in the Catholic world (I imagine it's still the case there), but in Eastern Orthodoxy it's still kind of like that. You can visit monasteries or stay at them for a bit if you give the monks a bit of a head's up first. Like a lot of things in the church, it's still around, and you can still participate in it even though it's mostly outside the modern consciousness. This description by Patrick Leigh Fermor of his stay at a Benedictine monastery matches pretty well what I've heard from others, even if his initial response was more extreme: >To begin with, I slept badly at night and fell asleep during the day, felt restless alone in my cell and depressed by the lack of alcohol, the disappearance of which had caused a sudden halt in the customary monsoon. The most remarkable preliminary symptoms were the variations of my need of sleep. After initial spells of insomnia, nightmare and falling asleep by day, I found that my capacity for sleep was becoming more and more remarkable: till the hours I slept in or on my bed vastly outnumbered the hours I spent awake; and my sleep was so profound that I might have been under the influence of some hypnotic drug. For two days, meals and the offices in the church - Mass, Vespers, and Compline - were almost my only lucid moments. >Then began an extraordinary transformation: this extreme lassitude dwindled to nothing; night shrank to five hours of light, dreamless and perfect sleep, followed by awakenings full of energy and limpid freshness. This explanation is simple enough: the desire for talk, movement and nervous expression that I had transported from Paris found, in this silent place, no response or foil, evoked no single echo; after miserably gesticulating for a while in a vacuum, it languished and finally died for lack of any stimulus or nourishment. Then the tremendous accumulation of tiredness, which must be the common property of all our contemporaries, broke loose and swamped everything. No demands, once I had emerged from that flood of sleep, were made upon my nervous energy: there were no automatic drains, such as conversation at meals, small talk, catching trains, or the hundred anxious trivialities that poison everyday life. Even the major causes of guilt and anxiety had slid away into some distant limbo and not only failed to emerge in the small hours as tormentors but appeared to have lost their dragonish validity. This new dispensation left nineteen hours a day of absolute and god-like freedom. Work became easier every moment; and, when I was not working, I was either exploring the Abbey and the neighbouring countryside, or reading. The Abbey became the reverse of a tomb - not, indeed, a Thelema or Nepenthe, but a silent university, a country house, a caslte hanging in mid-air beyond the reach of ordinary troubles and vexations. >... >If my first days in the Abbey had been a period of depression, the unwinding process, after I had left, was ten times worse. The Abbey was at first a graveyard; the outer world seemed afterwards, by contrast, an inferno of noise and vulgarity entirely populated by bounders and sluts and crooks. This state of mind, I saw, was, perhaps, as false as my first reactions to monastic life; but the admission did nothing to decreaese its unpleasantness. From the train which took me back to Paris, even the advertisements for Byrrh and Cizano seen from the window, usually such jubilant emblems of freedom and escape, had acquired the impact of personal insults. The process of adaptation - in reverse - had painfully to begin again.

I, for one, continue to be annoyed that the anon who used to collect kemono art and dump it in the /animu/ threads has spent the last year or more obsessing with AI slop models. I remember he had a huge collection of doujinshis and often ordered stuff from kemoket/comiket each year. Keeping up with his uploads was like a holiday. longsworduser on sadpanda, for anyone who wasn't around at the time Obviously Twitter became way more hostile to any alternative frontend efforts and disabled any loopholes that resulted in RSS feeds being manageable, but I feel like there's been a void of kemono art in my life that just hasn't been the same. Maybe I simply need to stop being a lazy faggot and set up Hydrus.

>>2502 That's up to him. At least it's pushed me to look around pixiv a little more for kemono art. Speaking of unfortunate changes, apparently shikki_2p has been a 3DPD vtuber for nearly a year now.

>>43236 The way you phrased it implies existence of undead cats that aren't cats,

>>43237 But who is the horniest dead?

>>43239 ghouls with fake cat ears on

>>43236 since cats have 9 lives they get 10 ghosts

>>43240 From those that have an official listing right now, the dragons, they got horns.

>>174 >>812 >its been a few years since getting with your wife. >its been fine, mostly. you knew what you were signing up for when you took a predator. >you just didnt expect her to be... so ravenous. >even when she's not hungry, she enjoys storing you in her stomach. >you trust her, she hasn't lied to you yet. >but you'd be lying yourself if you said it didnt make you anxious. >at the very least, she's grown quite fat since you two got together. thanks to how much you've "fed" her, of course. >makes it harder for her to hunt her own prey, forcing you to lure her meals for her. >and you know what happens when predators arent fed for a while, fortunately her size should give you some time to run if she ever loses control. --- >"honey~" >you hear a meaty belly slap behind you >you turn around to see your wife, her fat form walking up to you as her body still wobbles from her slap. >her tail twitches in a manner that could mean only one thing. >"im hungry. im sure you've found my next meal?"

>>1816 Can't say I'm a friend of weight-gain, though being your fox wife's questionably-willing accomplice sounds appealing. >helping her catch another meal, careful not to get dragged in alongside her next victim as she ravenously devours it >resting your head on her stomach, feeling her squirming meal, before it eventually gives up and is replaced with the sounds of her belly as it softens up it's contents and starts shrinking gradually >knowing you'll be in there yourself in a few hours >either for enjoyment, until your desperate struggling made her cum >or to keep her full and satisfied until she cooked dinner >either of these scenarios could see you trapped for some time, while she has no intention of holding back her stomach >she has also never told you how serious her playful threats really are about devouring you for nutrients, once you knock her up with a litter of kits >all you ever get in return is that typical smug grin

>>105 Cock vore, but only with futa pred on unwilling female prey. I like seeing females get churned by much stronger futas while their male boyfriends are powerless to stop their beloved from being turned into nut butter.

since its a bit dry i figured i'd post some of my art to liven things up a bit. had to check they were all monstergirls of some form and female, which yeppers all female. vampire/reaper thing with lanky af arms a odd looking fox a sort of scoropion slime embodying poison and a fecking bratty demon with tendrils and the ability to drain intelligence embodying the concept of lust for knowledge.

>>41517 and that one image i was working on last thread i forgor to finish but here's where i left it off. its heavily based on a summon from an old capcom game.

>>41517 >>41518 cute doodles, anon!

>>41522 thanks for the compliment here have a neris eating a parfait.

>>41542 or something else i forgot what food it was

>Cheshires are annoying cats >When you are busy, she'll demand attention and scritches and headpats, jumping on your lap and pushing her butt in your face and jerking you off to get your attention >When you want to give her attention, she's dismissive. She turns away (and shows you her ass). She wants none of it. Scritches? She's far too good for those. Sorry. Try again another time.

>>42134 That's the bad chesh, a good chesh is not like that. I saw in my orb

>>42134 Turning down Anon's affection just makes him sad.

>>42136 based. she can cheer a sad anon up. she can't cheer a happy anon up. >>42135 I don't know about this cheshire of yours. She must be very small to fit in an orb. But im sure she's nice. These cheshires are a handful - literally in your case.

Love that kot

>>41063 I think fur is just warm clothing until they get a husband, then it becomes something like a detachable body part

>>41066 Looked them up in wikipedia and my guess was pretty spot on. >Selkies are mythological creatures that can shapeshift between seal and human forms by removing or putting on their seal skin. They feature prominently in the oral traditions and mythology of various cultures, especially those of Celtic and Norse origin. The term "selkie" derives from the Scots word for "seal", and is also spelled as silkies, sylkies, or selchies. Selkies are sometimes referred to as selkie folk (Scots: selkie fowk), meaning "seal folk" >Selkies have a dual nature: they can be friendly and helpful to humans, but they can also be dangerous and vengeful. Selkies are often depicted as attractive and seductive in human form, and many stories involve selkies having romantic or sexual relationships with humans, sometimes resulting in children. Selkies can also be coerced or tricked into marrying humans, usually by someone who steals and hides their seal skin, preventing them from returning to the sea. Such marriages are often unhappy, as the selkie always longs for the sea and may eventually escape if they find their skin. So yeah, they are like that from the beginning, no need for husband.

I finally finished. The profile pictures not being representative and even the size descriptions not meaning much forced me to think about things a lot. Girls aren't sorted within their tiers, and for the sorter I treated kamaitachi A, B, and C as one monster since they're a package deal and mentally filed both youko and inari under "kitsune." I didn't let myself use the tie button. If I did the sorter again I'd probably get slightly different results, so don't mind the absolute sorting TOO much. I also really had to force myself not to think too much and just go with my gut or I never would've finished, the sorter is tough.

>>41141 >filed both youko and inari under "kitsune." You probably shouldn't. Inari and Youko have distinct vibes. The personality and appearance might be variable, but ultimately the profile dictates a determining force in the species personality overall, so you should still weigh them as if they were mostly the profile, even if you can imagine an individual that's the total opposite.

>>41147 >You probably shouldn't I don't see any point. At least the English community rarely bothers differentiating between the two and if the only difference between them is "vibes" when encyclopedia entries don't hard code a girl's vibes (or many other things), calling them different monsters is just sophistry. They're a skill issue apart. Not like I'd bother redoing all of that again for a minor difference anyway. Foxes will remain foxes in my mind.

>>41013 What happened in the dream?

>>40997 >kiki in the grocery store can tell you wore the same pair of jeans three days in a row This is why they follow you home, you're just too obviously helpless!

>>41014 She ate his cabbages.

still never had a mamono dream...

last for pubes

>>39930 I can only cum to monogamous relationships. I'll pass

>>40196 Monogamous kitmaking with Wakamo

>>40211 please eat more food

>>40196 >Kinu The great betrayal...

>>40710 new thread

>>39479 >when she's finally ready to settle down after centuries of being a demonic whore

>>39520 What about blueberry demons?

>>39586 kino

>>39618 >succ wife spikes your morning coffee with her milk >instead of work or chores, you have to spend the next several hours getting the aphrodisiacs squeezed out of your body

>>40641 Asskot's newest game, RJ01410856

>>40661 >asskot

>>40614 https://gitgud.io/SEQUELGOD/sequel-bin blight -> awake -> colony -> ASYLUM (spinoff) -> kludge -> L.Depth (spinoff) -> INNOCENT RULES (spinoff) -> thirst

>>40624 The sign of a true kamige. Fluffy tail.

New thread: >>40817

>>2416 >though I am curious what your opinion on human feet on Kemonos It makes sense if you're drawing them in shoes, but often looks a bit weird when the shoes are removed.

mahdz

>>2434 She looks great.

>>2434 Really appreciate the fact you've added them. Now I can experience how she really feels.

I did not expect to find this while looking through doujin shmups, but apparently there's a doujin game exhibition called GamePavilion JP with a kemono mascot. She's pretty fucking cute, and I'm kind of surprised I haven't heard about her already.

>>39812 Unless navigating a labyrinth is part of the deal, you can get the same effect with just a couple of looping rooms.

>>39752 Yes, fuck niggers

>>39819 thats kind of sad, but oh well

>>39817 >salamanders furiously warriorposting while dark valks relentlessly paladinpost ruins every fucking thread

>>39820 choc girls jokes aside, what do you expect from an imageboard, casual racism has been a staple of them for almost two decades since the OG /b/ times. I don't even know if this thread is racist, we don't talk about RL shit

>>59 fixed

>>38632 Learn some phrases in her language to ease her in. For example, it's summer, so a Kiki will gladly serve you some homemade ice cream if you ask her nicely.

>>38637 >kiki, zrób mi loda Yes, this will work

>>38632 >Nytten myö poeka kuule nussitaan!

>>38638 if someone told me to zrob their loda I would immediately assume they're asking me to suck their dick and would take offense to it you may want to be careful with that around mamono

>>38640 thatsthejoke.jpg

kon kon fellow angels! are there any sinners in need of divine punishment? perhaps a strong, virile one who dosent mind working on a soy farm and love fluffy things.

>>23306 That looks like some advanced fucking technique

>>29304 It looks like optimal for squeezing out both the dick and breasts at the same time

>>37389 Questioning an angel's sanctity is serious heresy.

Honestly, I think trumparts are the most underrated monster in the entire encyclopedia. Private fuck dimensions are not to be taken lightly.

>>37482 More of a flapjacks man, m’self.

>>37484 I'm fairly certain those are pancakes

There you go. >>37486

>>37487 I was hoping to claim the next thread for the abyss, again. Oh well, we have literally forever.

>>1826 It'll be a bit slow. Might pick up on the weekend

>>1827 >>1826 Board has picked up a little, not a huge amount but /futa/ is in the top board listings.

>>1830 giwtwm

Fresh off the presses!

>>25375 >racist zebras nice

>>27953 High quality shit bro, love it

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62262133/chapters/166352869 Made this originally for 4chan Back to the void I go

Nice to see some other /hmofa/ anons survived.

>>36316 We've already got ten doomsday devices gathering dust in the basement. We don't need another one.

>>36316 it's literally just "me small gremlin big" what danger does this present? what's she gonna do, build a machine at me? what's size going to change? don't make me get the bapper

Make the next thread a boog thread.

>>36321 have you considered she can just sit on you at that size and you couldn't stop her

>>36323 that's what the bapper is for. it's perfect gremlin deterrance

>>35119 You can't even begin to imagine how affection starved I am

>>34170 I know it's not what you meant but now I'm thinking about femboy mamono

>>35113 Milk is simply too powerful, specially directly from the source

Ideal kitsune form - in her 40s (or kitsune equivalent of), voluptuous, and kinda bashful. I'd I get a kitsune wife, this is the body I want her to have

>>35113 Holstaur hands typed this post

>>34011 It depends who they are, even with monsters im not hugely fond of the idea of having sex with someone i dont know

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>>34020 >It's also going to be hard to say no to a spider that's giving you the wriggly eyebrows and doing freaky stuff with her tongue. This is true! I almost died from a Goliath Birdeater bite in just that circumstance. Worth it.

Wow the post limit really did change

>>34512 >Post limit change >can actually see how many posts there are Life is good.

>>32499 I want to know where this lake that turns human girls into fishe is located.

For all the "jerk off on the eggs" jokes about mermaids, there are fish that do internal fertilization. Some sharks are even viviparous.

>>1158 good stuff. i like the use of colorful decals on the art surrounding the cuties