>be Anon Incognitus
>the usual tech-enthusiast/genius engineer/math nerd/wizard/all of the above
>being harassed by some vampire bitch that’s got something against you
>one day, you get rightfully annoyed by her bullshit, so the next time she bothers you, you politely ask her to get straight with you and stop giving you this crap
<”Make me.”
>well, she literally just asked for it
>you pull out your linear accelerator and blast her
>your demonic tungsten slug, accelerated to one-hundredth of the speed of light, pathetically flattens into a pancake upon impacting her
<”Oh ho ho ho! Did you not know that vampires cannot be hurt by pretty much anything~? The only way someone like you could ever hope to deal with me,”
>she leans closer to your ear, with an evil grin
<”is by driving your stake through me~”
>oh’kay, if she wants to be like that…
>you go back to your workshop and start working on that thing
>several hours and curses later, you’ve got a paragravitational demon stake launcher, as well as 12 charges for it, just in case you miss a few times
>it’s not long before you run into that vampire bitch again and she runs through her usual harassment routine
>you pull out the ‘launcher and drive a mana-charged, purple-hot-glowing, garlic-doped demonic sandalwood stake right through her fucking heart
>spoilered picrelated following up
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