>latch onto your succs teat >milk makes you feel pleasantly fuzzy >every time you open your eyes, your succ and the room look slightly bigger >she starts speaking to you in an increasingly doting tone and you suddenly notice the rattle in her hand uh oh...

>>60783 Everyone's a gangsta until the age bar appears

Imagine being an hour late to a christmas dinner with your side of the family and still arguing with your wife about her interpretation of "appropriate clothes that won't cause another drama".

>>61348 At least she sobered up and dressed appropriately for the funeral

Baking sessions with succwife

>>61348 Hound her too much and that christmas dinner might "accidentally" turn into an orgy. You wouldn't want to see your family members fucking on the table now would you? The 1mm of areola remains visible when looking from above and that's final.

>>63070 I suppose her stupid stunts are the price for staying in the human world, without actively corrupting people and making a token effort not to draw the attention of demon hunters. Could've just moved back to her demon world, where she can dress like that whenever she wants. But I am not exactly keen on being around so many monsters, when the only protection I can get is by becoming her legal property, if I don't want to end up collared, dryfished or shipped off to a milking farm by someone else. Not that I don't trust her, but she's bound to get creative eventually. Plus, I'll never hear the end of her teasing because of it.

>>64598 >>64594 cute demon

>>64594 >>64598 What a fucking dork holy shit. I love her.

>>68527 What a nice lady, taking a newbie to a max level dungeon for some powerleveling!

Let's presume succubi are every bit as evil towards humans as they're said to be, generally viewing your kind as anything between slaves and outright cattle. For reasons that are your own, you nonetheless end up with one who genuinely loves and cares about you, who makes sure to prove to you, that it is true affection like between succubi and not just the usual act to charm their prey. If it would be safe for you to do so (your succ guaranteeing you protection and freedom of movement), would you move to a demon realm with her? Would you even collaborate with their kind and join their raids against other humans as a spy? Watching them descend on a settlement you scouted out, your gf between them and coming straight for you.

>>70416 I just want a semen demon tradwife to cook me food naked apron style, she should leave me out of the political shenanigans

>>70416 I'd make a shit ass spy man, unless it's just pretending to be a traveler and scouting the target. In which case I might still get caught and lynched under suspicion of collaborating with succs. Demon world residency sounds great though, would take the plunge. A world where (almost) no man has gone before, how nice.

>>68527 >>69399 >>70416 >Still waifufagging over murderwhores Maybe you'll understand it if someone sings it to you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1BcFD1g938

>>70856 You are not supposed to waifu the glowing or trapezoid face ones unless you are suicidal

>>70858 Go ahead and put your trust in the other ones: https://imhentai.xxx/gallery/681491/

>>70856 My wife wants me to tell you, that those puritan angel bitches won't have sex with you, no matter how much you push their agenda. Also that I will be in a 12+ hour energy drain coma and wont remember this conversation tomorrow

>>70985 Tell your "wife" the sexaroid conversion factory is ready for her.

>>71035 >0,2 heavencoins have been deposited in your bank account

>>70856 i dont know, i think the 'murderwhores' are usually just hotter. i like the danger, and i can just imagine that i will not be killed because they love me because sex without love is kinda gay

>>70416 If that were the case, then, to butcher Milton, it's better to serve in Hell than reign on Earth. I wouldn't mind staying in her realm, so long as I have that guarantee of protection. Personally, I like to headartillery that succubi fall on a spectrum of evil, with many being on the dark grey side of black and white. The "good ones" are usually well-meaning, (mostly) benevolent personifications of sex.They aren't exactly good for you and there's no doubt where you'll go when you die, but woe to those who get in their way, or worse, attempt to harm their husbands.

These luxury artisanal products are getting out of control. This is just unethical!

>>72082 >1000 day enriched semen That's probably something only influential elder succubi purchase as a status symbol. The price has to be exorbitant even when coming from a slave farm, not to mention of a volunteer human who can also expect a good share. We're talking about 3 years of complete abstinence here. I still wouldn't do it, just give me a loving, evil succ wife instead.

>>72082 1000 days of no nut? I better get enough money out of this to live comfortably for years. Especially with the knowledge that succubi are real. But I could imagine wealthy succubi seeking out desperate men and offering them room and board in exchange for celibacy.

>>72082 >1,000 days no-nut Wait... wait a minute. I think I see a link there. >Religion teaches masturbation is a sin >Stupid religious parents enforce this BS on their children to the best of their abilities, and sometimes it works >Succubi wait for the 1,000 day mark then go around teenagers' houses at night milking their cum >Abstemious teens wake up one day to find out they've soiled their underpants in their sleep >Doctors say it's a normal biological phenomenon, nothing to be worried about >Demons laugh behind the curtains as stoopid hoomans produce vintage semen for their entertainment

Fun fact: Succubi like to intertwine tails or wrap them around the hands and feet of other demons they're close to. While it's no secret that most of them use their strong tails to restrain prey, excessive wrapping can reveal a lot more than she might want to let on.

>>74052 That's the right attitude

>>74142 A shotas virginity must be protected up until the time he becomes an adult, much too many succuhag tittymonsters take advantage of their natural motherly looks to lure in unsuspecting prey.

>>74999 >A shotas virginity must be protected Any succ saying that just wants to keep the shota to herself.

>>74999 Ok, but I don't think a dragon girl is fit for that job. And not just because of the whole dragons are weak to succs meme...

Huh... I didn't think succubi would be this straightforward.

>>75996 Well when a succubus is hungry enough, even little boys are on the menu. Just be aware if she has the terrifying heart eyes fever, it's best to stop resisting the rape, and help her make wedding arrangements instead because you're never going to get away from her if that happens....

>>75996 That's a cow-bear girl cosplaying as a succ.

It's always about getting isekai'd and romancing a succ, but what about afterwards? What if you find a way to return home together probably after helping the succubi achieve total dominion out of spite for whatever deity pulled you over there and realize that she used the portal you created to bring her sisters over into your world - secretly spreading their corruption and growing in numbers? After all, her kind also just wants to feed and propagate, and who'd pass up a whole, untapped world filled with humans in that position? At that point it might be to late to openly resist her, after she had so much time to utterly corrupt and enthrall you, but you're clearly more than just "a human" in her eyes. Would you leverage your position to try and influence their plans and intentions or just bury your face between your succs tits and let things take their "natural" course? >>76184 >>75996 >stack WIS boosts, because you expect to face a succubus >it's actually a bear in disguise, who proceeds to wipe the floor with you

>>76221 Consulting succubus pleasure cults on world domination sounds fun, sign me the fuck up.

>>76221 I'm just here to keep the succ wife well fed. Her dastardly plans for global domination or subverting reality are beyond a simple humie like me.

>>75996 >>76184 If your going to use a fake succubus at least use a true fake succubus.

>>76538 >your you're*

There is such a disappointing lack of comfy cuddling pics with succubi. Even between constant teasing and draining sessions, there are still times when you just feel like lying down and gently enjoy each others presence.

>>77562 >Pass out after a minute from succu pheromones overdose Might be a problem getting that intimate

>>77576 Succs are usually considered some of the more skilled infiltrators amongst monsters, so they likely have some control over that. Plus if she's actually in love with you, then she won't object to occasional cuddle sessions, even if the energy she can absorb through mere skin contact isn't enough to satisfy her hunger. Getting high on succubus pheromones and hallucinating whatever she wants you to doesn't sound so bad either though

Do you prefer a certain skin color on your demonic women?

>>78107 Blue, purple or red, but honestly anything exotic is fine

>>78107 I do prefer their skin more on the human-like side. Maybe whiter/ivory-like or just a bit more pink-hued than a human should be, but overall nothing fancy. I like them to have large wings and fleshy tails as compensation