>>120571 you have to commission him, is the thing

>>120312 she's endangered, you know

>>120571 What if loli is upside-down pear-shaped?

>>120574 She wouldn't be if her ancestors could keep their paws off of cattle and little boys. The lesson hasn't been learned.

>>120576 >Granny, what big boobs you have!

Would the evil sea witch offer me a better deal for my soul than a demon would? The contract says something about me not having my voice for three days.

>>120578 I'd take that deal. It's not like I have a use for my voice anyway.

>>120578 Anon. Anon! ANON!!! Start a bidding war on your soul! Nothing can go wrong with this idea!

>>120578 you're not technically mute but it's kind of hard to hear anon under all that kraken titty

>>120581 No one needs to hear him. Things are better down where it's wetter, under titty.

>>120312 Hate that voice

>>120582 I read it at under kitties

>>120587 If your kitties are wet you should dry them. Even the ones that like water don't want to stay damp.

>>120588 Yeah, dry and reheated. The pic shows the last part

I'd sell my soul to the honeybee hive for five pounds of honey. Hell I'd probably sell my soul for a lot dumber things than that.

>>120590 Go on, Ms. Deem has her good pen ready.

>>120592 I dont need a demon around to make a bad deal. Let me sell my soul for a pair of weresheep socks.

I would sell my soul for a hug and a few kind words from a hellhound.

>>120590 Put your soul on the soul auction and see what you get and who gets you

am I going to pick up and finally play disgaea because of design similarities? probably

>>120590 I don't know about that one, I value my soul more than my life.

>the crowd going "ufufu~" when your posts are read aloud at the soul auction >one girl in the back starts bidding extremely aggressively

>>120598 That change everything, if they know what I want they wouldn't buy me if I don't meet their criteria. It's a good way to get the perfect mamono. On the other hand, if bought by a mamono that want to "correct" it or if my ideal mamono doesn't have enough money, that's a true bad ending.

>Bought by the great 'core duchess, iron paw ruler of the wasteland >She just want a drink buddy and someone to live her romantic knight fantasy >Only downside is relearning how to do poetry

I guess you could say she's a core part of the thread.

>>120602 Yeah, like hellhound and Cheshire, they're extremely strong designs who maintain a broad appeal (CF people bending the profile to still get one to their taste)

>>120603 The less popular monsters are absolutely seething at them on 4mon for getting all the attention

>>120604 Indeed, that's why I always looks and daydream about all cat subspecies (expect for the one).

>>120603 >And, I want a hellhound, and a Cheshire, and a core <How original. Alright. They’ll be here in your room shortly. Eros provides. >Really!? <Yes. I hope you know what you’re in for. >I do! He did not.

>>120586 the creators?

>>120607 Yes, sounds like AI

>>120609 It's just AI TTS. They sound uncanny as shit, no idea why anyone uses them

>>120606 Break anon into pieces and bury those pieces deep within chest fluff.

>>120610 Anonymity, also I'm retarded for not being certain that it was that. Please fix me ms Unicorn

>>120612 There's just normal TTS.

Auctions are for nerds, we should just place Anon inside a steel cage and the first one to break it open gets to keep him.

>>120612 <Aren't boys the cutest when they are almost retarded?

Hellhound and core fighting over me, only to join forces when I attempt to sneak away

Going underwear shopping with Miss Wight since she's somehow gotten even bustier after you got married and she wants to show off a little.

Hat drugged my tea

>>120630 I am now imagining a sapient hat that toddles around doing nefarious deeds.

>>120630 That's what I said to the nurse and she fed me milk, might help you

i want to make a full sage hakutaku not simply a "teacher" but a full mountain sage that speaks in elabrate bullshit and full of wisom and tits

>>120635 >full of wisom

>>120636 CUZ IM GONNA GIVE HER THE D!

Would you be able to bring your jinko at the office for stress surpression purposes? Would the 'nuki from HR allowed it?

>>120634 Miss chesh is an ally of Miss hat. The wonderland connection.

>>120637 >Mamono really believe Descartes was the greatest human philospher based on some horny guy's comments on a porn site

>>120640 The milk taste great but despite coming from the tap, it's not purple