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A painful throb runs through your head, as your stomach grumbles loudly once more. You glance down at your shirt under your flannel, and are able to make out the words “
Dazed, Confused, and Running on Empty.” Yeah, making sense of that trippy vision can wait, for now.
“Ugh… sure, that sounds like a
great idea… maybe some aspirin, too.” you mutter with a grimace, pinching the bridge of your nose. Rochelle’s hand grips your shoulder more firmly, her thumb rubbing circles into your muscle.
“Food and water? Absoluuuutely. A
blood thinner, when you’re probably going to drink again later? Ehhhhhhh, not so much.” the mosquito replies, followed by a soft laugh. “
If you still have a headache after filling your stomach, I’ve got some painkillers I brought from home back at camp. They miiiiiight give you a
stiffy, though.” she adds, her laugh turning into a coquettish giggle. “Not that Mo and I would
mind, but
you might not want your pants feeling that tight so soon.~”
“Hmmmmm… Honestly? I’d rather you get a stiffy from something
we say or do,
not cause you got something runnin’ through your veins. It’s more honest, that way.~” Morgan adds, her hand running from your back to your bicep, giving it a firm squeeze. You couldn’t help but smirk.
“You
really like my arms for some reason, don’t ‘cha?” you ask the fly, sidestepping the comments about your potential arousal. Morgan let out her own tittering giggle, her antennae bouncing along your upper arm.
“Oh
gods, they’re
amaaaaazing.~” she answers, giving your arm another squeeze. “I could watch you work shirtless aaaalll day, lumberjack...~” Her hazel eyes lock to yours, and she bites her lower lip. “And I reeaaallly wanna know alllll the ways you’d
toss me around…~” The fly’s other hand reaches over, and begins to trace along your side with her finger, moving closer to your belt line. Another loud and prolonged grumble roars out from your stomach, stopping her in her tracks. Her shoulders shake, lips quivering for only a moment, before she breaks out laughing. “Jeeeeez! Okay, okay! Food first,
then more flirting!~” While you
were feeling hungry, a small part of you still wasn’t quite sure about being with the two bugs by yourself.
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“Go aheaaad! We’ll catch up at caaaamp!” you hear Rochelle yell back to your group. Turning to look, you see Ben and Yvonne give the three of you a short wave, and move with the rest further up the path. Oh well. You couldn’t imagine exploring around with Rochelle and Morgan would be
that bad, you certainly liked spending time with them already. You feel a breeze roll through, and notice both bug’s antennae begin to twitch. They turn on the path to the opposite direction the group had gone, pulling you along. “Oooooh, something over there smells
goooooood!” the mosquito exclaims, making the fly aggressively nod.
“Reaaaallly good! It…” Morgan begins, trailing off as her antennae twitch a few more times. “Smells like barbeque chicken, with…” she continues, the appendages on her head stretching out. “I thiiiiiiink that’s a whiskey sauce?” That made you perk up, and your gut grumbled in agreement.
“That sounds like wings, I could
definitely go for some of those right now.” you reply, causing the girls to giggle and pick up the pace. You smack your lips, your mouth feeling dry, and run your tongue across your teeth. Suppressing a gag, you shake your head. “On second thought, let’s get some water first… and maybe find some mouthwash.” you suggest, prompting another laugh from the mosquito, her thumb still lazily tracing circles on your arm.
“That sounds muuuuch better, I don’t wanna taste second hand bacon and fries, either.~” Rochelle replied, earning a laugh from Morgan, the fly’s hand squeezing your upper arm.
“Wait, what?” you ask, turning to the mosquito. You’re
pretty sure you heard what she said. She just gives you a lazy smile, her russet eyes sparkling under her half-lidded gaze.
“Whaaaaat?~” she replies, her smile slightly widening. “Do you know a good spot for water?” she then asked. “I think most places serving food are gonna charge us for anything we drink.” Distracted by the question, the gears in your mind start to turn. A vague memory of some place that has free water crosses your mind, but the
where specifically was fuzzy, as the dull throbbing of your headache hindered your recollection. You start to slowly look around at your surroundings, looking for something,
anything, that would help to jog your memory.
The girls soon lead you to a fork in the path, with a line of porta-johns and a hand washing station along the outside of the path split. The sight of the bright greenish-teal outhouses made your bladder practically
scream. You
did have a
lot to drink since you left the Wafflehouse.
“Hey, I gotta make a quick pit stop.” you announce, gently breaking away from the bug’s grasp. “Could you two ask around and see if anyone knows a spot for free water?” you then request. The girls nod, with Morgan giving you a playful mock-salute. As you step towards a vacant outhouse, you notice a short asian girl wearing an oversized grey tee a couple spots down, her black hair done up in twin buns, standing guard in front of an occupied john. She was finishing what was left of an ice cream cone, her unnaturally long tongue wrapping around the frozen treat. Something about the sight made your skin slightly crawl, but you couldn’t figure out what. The bugs had also noticed her, as you heard Rochelle call out a greeting when you stepped into the outhouse. With the door shut, the girl’s voices had become a bit muffled. With innocent curiosity in your mind, you fiddle with the patch on your enchanted beanie, increasing the clarity of nearby voices, before going about your business.
“-ven’t seen anywhere with free water yet, but my man Ty and I just got here like, a half hour ago.” you hear a voice with a slight asiatic accent say. “That last hour of traffic by Roswell was absolute
hell. I hope you two and your cutie didn’t get stuck in that shit, too.”
“Naaaaah, we and our friend Yvonne arrived through the west gate a few hours ago. Mo and I met Anon a little after that.” you hear Rochelle reply, followed by an unfamiliar chortle.
“Oh ho
ho! He’s still single? So, you haven’t gotten him to pull the trigger yet?” the accented voice asked. “Are you waiting for the mid-jubilee flag, or are you gonna, y’know,
influence him a bit?”
“
Nooo.” you hear Morgan answer firmly. “We don’t really wanna wait thaaaaaat long, but I am
not gonna cheat! I wanna win Anon’s heart
without dirty tricks or gimmicks!” she exclaimed. “Riiiiiight, Ro?~” A nervous laugh from the mosquito barely reaches your ears.
“What’s
that look for, Mo?”
“Oh
pleeeeease! Didn’t you
just try to offer Anon some of your
Red Honey Drops?”
“He’s got a headache! So
what if they make him hard? It’s not like it’s gonna last until he pops…”
“Uh
huuuuuh… and what about that
splash back with his wine? Don’t think I didn’t notice that!”
“Oh! Ummmmm, well…” you hear the mosquito trail off, followed by a shuffling noise.
“Look Ro, he
liiiikes us, that much is obvious! I just… I don’t wanna risk him changing his mind…” you hear the fly reply with a slight sniffle.
“Ohh Mo…” Rochelle says softly. There was another shuffling sound, and you hear that asiatic voice giggle.
“Aww, you two are fricken
adorable. I don’t think you gotta worry too much!”
You finish your business, and briefly fiddle with your enchanted beanie to bring the volume back down to normal, before stepping back out. The sight of Morgan and Rochelle in a sisterly embrace meets your eyes, prompting a large smile on your face. That weird chick is right, they
are pretty adorable. After a moment, the two bugs separate, though your attention is quickly pulled away from them, as the door to the occupied outhouse opens. A tall, lanky black man in glasses and a Detroit Red Wings jersey steps out, a slight grimace on his face.
“Yeah, we’re
not stopping at Jack in the Box again.” he says to the shorter asiatic woman, who simply chuckles in response. “It’s not funny, Kori! I don’t have a cast-iron gut like you do.” His reply just makes her laugh harder.
“If ya weren’t so
picky about what you eat, Ty, you’d have a stomach like mine, too!” Kori replies, nudging his abdomen. The guy shudders slightly, and shakes his head.
“Babe, I’ve
seen what you’re willing to eat.
No one follows a ‘half-hour’ rule for dropped food like you do.” he counters, moving towards the hand-washing station. You were already there, rinsing soapy-lather off of your hands, the girls soon taking their places on either side of you.
“Any luck?” you ask the bugs, doing your best to act like you weren’t
just eavesdropping, with both shaking their heads. The black guy starts to wash his hands, and gives you a nod of acknowledgement.
“Heeey! Do ya know any good spots for beer around here?” he asks. Your mind drifts back to the beer tent from earlier in the day, and you nod.
“Hey, yeah actually, there’s a tent around here somewhere with a good selection, but the prices are uh… steep.” you answer, recalling the menu, when something in your mind finally clicks, your eyes widening slightly. “They
do have free water though, which I
really need right now. We could lead you there, if you want.” you add, gesturing towards the bugs while drying your hands.
“Sure! I hope they got Bass on tap, that shit’s
good!” he exclaims, grabbing a paper towel from the dispenser. “I’m Ty, by the way, and this is my fiancée Kori.” he continues, and nods towards the short asian woman at his side.
“Anon, and this is Rochelle and Morgan. It’s nice to meetcha.” you reply, the bugs waving briefly. Glancing at his jersey, you couldn’t help but smirk. “So, how’d you feel about that OT goal in that semi-final Wild-Wings game?” Ty’s eyes brighten up, and he gives you a large grin.
“You’re a hockey fan? I shoulda guessed from the accent!” he says with a laugh. “Man that shit was a real nail-biter, y’all deserved the Stanley after that win. Fuckin’ blows that the Oilers swept the whole season, though.”
“Hey, I’m used to our teams biffin’ it at the end. Have you
seen the color of the Vikings? I’d be purple too if I’ve been choking for sixty years!” you toss back, getting another laugh from Ty. “Do you still have a good lock on where those wings are? The beer tent’s not far from all the food trucks.” you ask, turning to Morgan. The fly shoots you a wide grin and nods vigorously.
“Of cooourse!” she replies, her antennae twitching. “If I’m smelling it right, I thiiiink I have an idea where the beer tent is too, we can stop there first!” She then leaves your side, skipping farther up the path, and turns around. “Let’s gooooo! We’re burning daylight!” Chuckling, you start to follow her, with Rochelle sticking close to your left side.
“Well, you heard the lady.” you turn and say to Ty and Kori, the former shrugging, before following alongside you. Catching up to Morgan, the fly slows slightly to take her place just a half-step ahead on your right side, between you and the shorter asian woman. She gives the odd girl a wide-eyed grin, while gripping your bicep once again, pulling you along.
“Sooooo, you’ll eat pretty much
anything?” the fly asks. Kori gives her a wry smile, while Ty simply rolls his eyes.
“Just about!” the shorter girl answers, her smile growing. “There’s far too many good flavors still hiding out there, so I’ll try anything at least once!” Her smile thins to a smirk, as she gives a strong nudge to her taller companion. “But, convincing Ty to try some of my concoctions has been a battle and a half. I swear, his taste buds are fried!”
“Babe, I told you, fish and chili
don’t go together! Besides, the whole damn dish tasted like soap cause you
had to add that leafy shit.” the taller man complained, receiving a nudge from his fiancee in return.
“
See? Completely fried! And
cilantro has a fresh taste, it goes
perfect with fish, chili, and other stews! How you get soap out of it is
beyond me.” Kori says, rolling her eyes. “That just means more for me, least ‘til your tongue wisens up!”
“Ohhhh? So you cook, too?” Morgan asks, her eyes widening. The shorter woman shrugs and smiles.
“A bit! I’ve had to change a few recipes of mine cause
somebody can’t handle more than two flavors at once, but I feel pretty
adept at it!” she replies. You feel the fly grip your bicep a little tighter, her pace picking up slightly.
“Niiiiice! Maaaaaybe you could give me some pointers? I’m still learning, but I can make a few
taaaaaaasty meals!” Morgan suggests, making the asiatic girl nod vigorously. Moments later, the two girls were tossing dish names and recipes back and forth at such a rapid pace, you couldn’t keep up with them, and your throbbing headache intensified. You close your eyes and take a deep breath, trying to dull the pain as best as you can. Rochelle’s thumb continues to rub circles into your other arm, the sympathetic gesture helping take your focus away from the pulsing ache.
After what felt like a few minutes too many, thanks to your headache, your group finally arrives at the beer tent. The sight of it stirs an errant feeling in the back of your mind. Wasn’t there something
else important here, too? Morgan gently leads you inside, the group following close behind you. It was easily twice, if not three times busier since the last time you were here, with the serving counter and all the tables filled with patrons. The bugs direct you to the counter, sticking close to either side of you, while Ty starts waving, attempting to flag down a bartender. A familiar ginger squirrel girl in a “Staff” tee stops in front of your party, glancing at you, the bugs, and finally the odd couple. She seems to take a moment to stare at Morgan and Rochelle, then at you, before a strange smile crosses her features.
“Welcome, strangers! What’re ya thirsty for?” she asks, tapping her fingers on the counter. Before you can speak, Rochelle holds up her free hand, three fingers extended.
“Weeeee all need some drinks, he needs a water, annnnnnd…” the mosquito trails off, looking at the menu posted above the bar. You see her eyes widen slightly, as the color drains from her face. “...make that threeee waters.” The squirrel nods, and switches her attention over to Ty and Kori.
“Bass Pale Ale! Tap if you got it, bottle’s fine if not!” he replies with a grin. Kori gazes up and down the bar for a few moments, and licks her lips.
“Captain Coke, heavy on the Captain!” the shorter girl answers. The squirrel bartender nods, stepping away, and you lose sight of her short frame. Kori turns, facing Morgan, and grins. “Anyway, if you know about any good spots, once Ty and I are all settled in for the week, I’ll get those recipes written down. I
think I should have enough
cilantro to spare too, if you’re still interested!” The fly nods, gripping your bicep tighter, while you raise an eyebrow.
“Wait, what? What happened now? I missed something.” you ask Morgan. She lets out a short laugh, her antennae bouncing on your arm once more.
“Kori and Ty haven’t found a place to caaaaaamp yet! I told her you might know a
feeeeew places they could go.~” they fly answers, filling you in. Well, at least she left that decision up to you, that was nice of her. Gazing at the odd couple again, you try to get a read on their vibe, your intuition barely registering through the headache. While you didn’t necessarily get any ill feelings from them, you weren’t
entirely sure you wanted to invite them to Pyrite Lane.
“Okay guys! I got one Bass, one extra surly Captain Coke, and three waters!~” a
very recognizable voice speaks out. You turn to look back at the counter, and instead of the ginger squirrel, you see a familiar blonde and tan bombshell in a too-small staff shirt, her orange eyes twinkling with mirth, as the fins behind her ears wiggled in amusement. Oh shit, that’s
right, Lakini works here! You quickly glance down at the bugs, and back at the bartender. She does the same, giving the girls a quick once over, her smile widening as she sets the platter of drinks down. “I see you found a few more friends, Anon.~” her voice purrs, orange eyes locked to yours, and you feel that flutter in your stomach again. The bugs immediately press closer to you, their grip on your arms tightening. The bartender bounces on her feet, making it hard not to look at her generous bust. “So, where were all of you going after this?~” It seems she’s not going to help any other patrons anytime soon.
Uh oh. How in the hell are you going to skate through this?
1. Offer Ty and Kori a spot at Pyrite Lane.
2. Get your drinks, get something to eat, then help find a different campsite for the odd couple.
3. Mention Pyrite Lane, but help the odd couple find an alternative campsite after finding a meal.