>>28127 Always bring a sawed-off or a knife?

>>28133 or a stick of dynamite

>>28134 Hey, as long as it works

>>28127 I lost against this bitch but she keeps saying it was the best fight she ever had and keeps trying to challenge me again everyday. How do I tell her to stop? I don't want to wake up with horrible cramps all over my body and be bedridden for a whole day again. Why is she interested in a loser like me anyway?

Sandworming and stuff https://archiveofourown.org/works/67033996

>>28140 >man following on his promises to marry childhood friend instead of having the childhood friend pursue him after he forgot. Sounds interesting, will check it out.

>>28141 It's a logistical question, really. Easier for a human to travel than it is for a Sandworm

>>28142 That does raise the question if sandworms can also move through soil, or if they are bound to sand like the name implies.

>>28144 I imagine they're like earthworms and can burrow easily enough

>>28145 Sandworms and earthworms are different, don't generalize the two. That's racism!

>>28146 Their difference is that one comes out during the rain and the other one hides

>>28046 Enslave all batkots

>Sandworm wife needs to get ready for a big family reunion >Means (amongst other things) she needs to shower and polish her body >Her EXTERIOR body >Cue 90 minutes of calling carwash places to see if they'll fit a "car" with a 4 meter diameter >Eventually track one down >She emerges after all that an absurdly shiny chitinous goddess >Can't help but polish one of her plates just a bit >You can actually see yourself in it after you do >You had absolutely NO IDEA she could look like this--her exterior is always covered in dirt, sand, and dust. >Find yourself feeling a lump in your throat >All these years, and she still finds ways to surprise you

>>28150 Can't you just hose her down in the yard?

>>28140 In her mouth you will find a new definition of pleasure and happiness. Thanks for the story!

>>28152 Mouth confirmed to have a PS5 in it

>>28153 >PS5 Come the fuck on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1JEmnTjdyA

>>28154 Mouth confirmed to have chesh's tail in it

>>28140 OK, read this now. It is very cute. It has a lot of 90s movie nostalgia going on for it.

>>28154 Surely Miss Chesh can respect what it's like to have slightly out-of-date references?

>>28151 That'd probably take all day, if not longer. Sandworms are LONG.

>>28156 >90s movie nostalgia The solar glider is basically just lifted from Treasure Planet (2002) lol

>>28159 Close enough. And I never saw Treasure Planet!

>>28160 I may be blinded by nostalgia and love of pirates here but I think it was a pretty good movie, saw it in the theaters back in the day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD4HjmWLkq8

>>28161 >You will never sail on the seven seas with the cat crew

>>28162 Cats would make terrible sailors, sure they've got balance but then they go up the mast and you have to come get them down Or there's a spray of seawater and they just freak out over getting wet Or refuse to take orders because they're cats

>>28163 You have to be a hard and spooky captain. If you make them behave, all those downsides are nothing compared to the ferocity, stealthiness, agility, and malice of your crew. >A chesh for moral and as my right arm >Jinkos and Manticores for the heavy lifting and bodyguard >Werecats for blitz boarding >Bunyips for underwater attacks >Nekomata artificers for the canons >A sphynx for cerebral duties and mapping >One kiki with fake cat ears for cleaning

>>28164 >One kiki with fake cat ears for cleaning Tell me more about the Kiki.

>>28165 Probably came with the ship.

>>28165 A reject from the maid academy in search of a new life. That's what she will tell you, but in reality, she's looking for an old artifact, an heirloom of a chaos god, lost at sea. >>28164 I forgot Ocelomehs, always seconding the werecat and breaking enemy line with excellent martial prowess, but also great cooks

>>28167 >she's looking for an old artifact, an heirloom of a chaos god, lost at sea That's not a kiki that is a shog in disguise

>>28168 You're only half wrong, when asked about kiki and shog rivalvry, she always rejects it as something stupid and that perfection will be met in between. She's a real kiki but some theorize that she intends to use that artefact to become a chimera, melting kiki and shog into one true maido

>>28169 Villain arc

>>28169 >>28170 >Kiki-shog hybrid with fake cat ears Truly there is no depth to which the scum of the sea will not fall

>>28171 She's not a hybrid yet, maybe she will find a masta that makes her reconsider, or maybe her master will plunge with her in utter madness, who knows

>>28149 The natural conclusion of their greediness They get all cocky, thinking they can milk you with the tail as much as they want and them BOOM too much husband juice suffused and they cum just from sticking it in

I'm gonna reach max level just so I can bully the Liardgirl that kept beating me in the low level zones

>>28171 I don't care; I would wife that IMMEDIATELY.

>Soda is basically the perfect food for Gremlins, as it contains all 3 of their food groups: <Sugar <Caffeine <Flavor >So naturally Gremlin scientists have been experimenting with soda technology ever since they got to this side of the portals. >Miss Gremlin, though, is insane, and lives only to take from others. >She has created the anti-soda, a beverage that combines with regular soda to generate mana explosions on the scale of a city block. >Markets it as 7-Down.

>>28177 >FOUR HUNDRED BABIES

>>28178 I understood that reference!

>>28178 >Price! The syrups are mixing! >Good.

Okay but seriously, how do they support those massive bodies in the desert?

>>28181 Effective energy usage, a single camel lasts them a long time. inb4 smoking jokes

>>28182 Sandworm chuffing the FATTEST dart, the weed smoke blocking the sun but at the same time preventing an apophis takeover due to being far too stoned

>>28182 Don't smoke, Miss Sandworm! Just because the desert lamias do it to look "cool" doesn't mean it is!

>>28064 dark slimes are great. i love ambitious, evil women that have a passion for scheming and mischief with a slime's entire body being an erogenous zone it's nice to have a core to focus on when you need to give her that extra little stimulus or punish her for misbehaving antics

>>28184 Hitting that hookah

>>28181 Mamono realm deserts aren't like Earth deserts. They've got lizards the size of elephants and cacti the size of redwoods.

>>28187 i like the sand sharks and the sand whales