>>28598 >>28601 Why are you pushing gay shit and sluts in MGE?

>>28604 i suppose he's trying to find the shitposting line that doesn't get deleted

>>28604 Every road in the setting straightens out eventually but there may be some fabulous turns along the way. It always is strange when the setting deviates from the usual course though. Remember the brothels staffed with virgins? Yeah.

>>28601 None of that follows, nor does it make sense. >I feel like Yeah, had to make it up just to push your fetish.

I sentence all of you to marrying Alp Cheshires obsessed with Kirk/Spock gay furry fanfics that feature both of them getting mpregged.

>>28608 Hold on, one of us needs to be able to bring a phantom along...

>>28609 No, trust me, you don't. Those fics are NOT GOOD and if you let a phantom read one of them, you will BREAK HER TINY UNDEAD BRAIN.

>>28610 >Tiny Rude.

>>28605 Some may say unemployed behavior.

>>28611 Maybe a little, but real talk, I can't imagine a SMART phantom putting up with my horseshit.

>>28613 I wonder if monster logic would twist it into something cute or if roll her eyes and tell her friends about it at girls' night. Or, hear me out, what if Wonderland phantom? Actually, that sounds terrifying, nevermind.

>>28603 spicy cheese

>>28615 Wtf, I'm preparing a spicy cheese ramen right now and I'm not joking or making it up

>>28615 Reminds me of Father Kotomine eating the spicy mapo tofu in F/SN I'm curious to try this fire mouse cheese

>>28615 Must be something about wanting a hot meal without melting it.

>>28616 This dude's getting a Kung Fu mouse when the portals open.

>>28614 I dunno, I could get into it.

Man its got to suck being a war general nowadays in MGE where at any moment your whole squad could be sexually dominated by a bunch of monster women easily, the humiliation would be unbearable.

>>28621 Just be a general for the mamono extremist, far more efficient if you can make them behaved. A dark elf commissar is recommended

>>28622 The only thing that will make those extremist bitches behave is if I become a haunting being that embodies the abyss.

When I said I had a humiliation kink, I did not expect chesh and bogie to come with banana cream pies.

>>28416 Isn't it impossible in MGE?

>>28626 Yes that's why most anons bring up the auntie stuff more often instead of the mother stuff.

>>28626 >>28418 >Mother-son incest is mostly a threadcanon thing The threadcanon scenarios go with adoptive mothers.

>>28624 Don't say you have a humiliation kink if you don't get turned on by the laugh track.

>>28621 maybe if you taught your soldiers to sex better it wouldn't be an issue

>>28628 Cribnappers.

>>28632 I imagine Demons do an old-timey thing where they do a deal with a married man to have his firstborn in exchange.

WHAT IF... Meow-based economy?

Adopted daughteru > adoptive mother

>>28628 The fact that blood related mothers lust for their children is extremely hot, but it's sad that it's countered by the fact that the chance of a monster giving birth to a human boy is pretty much zero Maybe in an isekai case when a monster gives birth to you by holy conception

I love incest porn, but I don't want to actually fuck a family member IRL, or in a fantasy.

>>28634 I can see it. >Demon playing the long game >Offers an attractive man boons in return for his first born son >Subtly gets him together with an attractive human woman >Ensures the human woman doesn't monsterize because unholy FUCK is she going to be pissed if a boy never comes from this >All her friends are getting married but she'll have the last laugh because her husband will be perfect, because she'll breed and raise him to be herself >He'll also be unbearably cute, squeeeeeee >Several years later she has the most rape able, adorable little shota in her arms >Keikaku do--oh shit, why is she lactating?

>>28639 It's countered by the fact that monsters lust for only one man

>>28644 And that man? Albert Einstein! Undead mamono are STILL fighting over who gets to resurrect him.

>>28638 Blood related daughter > adopted daughter

>>28647 Alright dark elf, now get some sleep.

>>28193 holy run on sentences. it made sense once we were firmly in the kid's POV but that was hard to open with. nice though.

Did you hear about the recent news from MGC?

>>28653 What, Babushka organized another maid rally for prospective mastahs again?

>>28653 No, some hellhound brat ran off with my newspaper.

>>28653 Prices of mamono realm silver dropped because of the Gremlins again?

>>28477 >dragon WILL natter on for an hour about the intricacies of glass cutting

>>28657 Sounds like something Glacies would enjoy doing

>>28653 >city transit struggling to cope with large influx of maids

>>28657 This might actually be interesting to listen to. People love comptenecy.

>>28657 Can I hold her tail whilst she's yapping?

>>28657 >dragons wreck human towns and churches >dragons like pretty things >dragons have superhot fire >dragons reinvent stained glass for their shitty godless caves >next they'll carve out the stone thinking they invented acoustics dumb lizards

>>28666 My hatred for the scaly abominations grows