>>73377 No bouncing, only the Stump of Abandonment

>>73378 oh... oh no. how sad! get some more bouncy shrooms and surround her with them, we may still jumpstart her soul.

I am going to secretly replace all the regular bacon with turkey bacon. Let's see if my Hellhound wife notices!

dont let the LARGE rapists (such as the following monsters: hellhound, manticore, minotaur, ogre, oni, ushi oni, griffon, horc, dragons, zombie dragons, jabberwocks, etc.) know that I find the idea of having my pelvis pulverised to the point I am bedridden for a day or two of mamanobanana healing VERY ROMANTIC.

>>73381 Anon, I can promise you that I would never ever ever talk to an Ushi Oni about you. I would talk to her about me and how I want to be her little spoon while she ravages the countryside, and then later she can ravage me! I haaaaate horses and horse riding, but I want to ride an Ushi bareback so fucking much. While hugging her from behind and telling her I love her. Is this the MGE version if a "horsegirl", chat?

>>73381 Okay, I'll let a ₛₘₒₗ rapist know.

>>73383 >Getting your pelvis shattered by a monster half your size and weight putting in quadruple the effort i'll take it

>>73383 I'm sure that a smol girl like this would just want to have fun tea parties with me and her stuffed animals. And perhaps ask me to go to the park with so I can push her on the swings. I'm sure nothing salacious is on her on her mind; she's a kid!

What? I don't understand you miss Hebi But I love you anyway

>>73362 Your auntie just wants the best for you, so just relax and let her do her magic

>>73387 Imagine having an auntster the same age as you or even younger Would you still let her take care of you?

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends! We're so glad you could attend cum inside cum inside.

>>73388 Game is game

>>73388 She looks unhinged. Now that's my type of girl.

>>73388 Then I'm pretty sure she already had one or two of my children by the time I was able to legally get a job

>>73386 such trifles matter not, eros ensures all monsters are fluent in body language

>>73396 they may be proficient in it but our collective autistic ass is not

>>73397 >autistic ass Tell me about this autistic ass!

>>73397 >anon deep in contemplation while a holstaur aggressively sandwiches his face between her breasts >ah, she's probably not into me

>>73383 Get a life Bin That Knife

>>73397 >>73400 >Bin >That >Knife Hmmmm.... Bin That Knife BTK Holy shit, Redcap confirmed for BTK!

>>73399 She could just be Canadian.

>>73401 bonk, tease, kiss

>>73403 Teasing is usually done before boinking, not after.

>>73404 it seems to work pretty well for redcaps and hobgoblins

>>73400 >>73401 ??? what is this?

>>73406 it's those brits with their bin knives

>>73406 I dunno what the first guy was posting about, but BTK is a famous American serial killer.

>>73383 >Okay so, if I chop you up in a meat grinder and the only thing that comes out that's left of you is your eyeball, you're probably dead. I'm just saying like if somebody were to push you into a meat grinder and one of your finger bones was intact, they're not gonna pick it up and say "oh see that wasn't an instakill move, you've still got like part of your finger left".

>>73408 thanks

>>73411 Yeah but what if it's, like, my main finger?

>>73414 You mean your penis?

>Veranethessine, it's 4 AM. What are you doing up? <I'm making chocolate pudding. I've lost control of my life.

>>73400 woman with knife sexy

>>73416 Some might say she's actually regained control of her life.

milk a grape and call it a grappe

>>73416 there is nothing wrong with baking at 4am, its great if youre stressed

>>73421 you know what else you can do at 4am if you're stressed? hang, smoke, drink and chill with the gargs.

>>73422 >chilling with a gang of gargoyles while you wait for the sun to rise That does sound pretty nice

>>73423 you are not prepared for the brawl over who gets to have a pedastal that day

>>73424 If anon stones with them, then it'll look like some intricate but debauched group orgy of a statue. Everyone gets a piece.

>>73425 one gargoyle per extremity

If I had a garg harem, I'd move somewhere close to the poles. Like in wintertown. Where the nights can be extra long. I hope they don't get cold easy.

>>73427 theyre made of stone so id hope they're okay with the cold.

>>73428 time to get some weresheep wool sweaters then. and mittens. and horn warmers.

>>73418 Agreed!

>>73429 Jesus, Anon, why not just take out an ad in the classifieds saying how're free garg bait to a good home.

>>73430 puffy kiki pussi...

>>73431 Is that the best way to attract a garg? I can imagine they read the newspapers - they are probably quite cultured and intellectual, given their proximity to churches, art galleries and musuems. Well, I don't mind how they find me. I just want a warm garg pile in my cozy little home in the far north.

>>73433 ideally you have an old cathedral to live in but that works too