>>73917 You can just say vampires. Everything else is redundant.

QTpires

>>73919 I'd seduce her by constantly having minor bleeding wounds on my hands.

>>73917 Imagine sharing a coffin with that creature

>>73919 QTdorkpires

>>73919 I like mine small sized and for taking home

>>73923 I like mine larger. A LOT larger.

>>73921 I can't, it's too horrible

>>73925 >Anon forced to share coffin with neet vampire >She smells terrible and has a Switch 2 AND a Steamdeck with her inside >Power cables snake out of the coffin to provide power >Her eyes are glued to the Steamdeck >She's been in the points store for over an hour, pouring over the PERFECT backgrounds, frames, and whatever. >It's not even a goddamn game. >It's not even SHOPPING for a goddamn game. >Goddamn it. >God fucking damn it.

>>73909 >>73910 >>73911

>>73927 >It was at this moment the yeti realized someone had finally found her in the image. >And she knew where he was. >Anon, for his part, was going to have a very notable encounter in the shower two days from now. Good work as always

>>73927 if you raise your body temperature high enough she can't find you

>>73927 >4 pixels

>>73927 Love at first sight means love at first sight.

>>73914 Eww, her clothes are made out of goop!

Do people believe in love at first sight?

>>73934 I want to believe

>>73934 Happens all the time. Think about all the ghost hunters who get proactively dated in some pitch-black sanitarium basement. That's love at no sight so first sight must be even easier.

>>73817 >Whitehorn. >Whitehorn! >Sentinel of the seven snows. >You're shivering. >*clip clop* >Be a dear and point me in the right direction. >*yawn* Mm, sorry. >You just got cervid! >I'm game! >Starting to feel those brownies... >If you want my head on your mantle, all you have to do is hug me. >I know what you're thinking. Don't be shy. Do we do it in front? Or in back? You ride me on my back, silly! >You don't need cold weather training to mount me. >The job pays well enough. I've always got a buck in my pocket~. >Speaking of pockets, I got some breast pockets sewn into my coat. Go ahead. You'll see what I mean. >Pure as the piledriven snow.

>>73937 Now these are some classic Blizzard puns

>>73817 Ushi-oni awakens Living battering ram Him? Simple Let love flow. Queen of havoc Unseal my power My blood burns corrupt Stain them Drown them in darkness Chunni? What does that mean? The one-eye thing looks cool, right? A thousand year old spider-taur cow demon... maybe add half-vampire? Spider-cow, spider-cow, lays her husband for hours now Minos talk about flank but check this thorax! I once called the darkness, but I only got her voicemail.

The only vampire that I would love

>>73817 >Meleth nîn na anuir >Man aníra lín? >Onwards >Death comes >The Elf-spirits whisper >I'm quivering in anticipation >Death's Head is also what I call my arrows - try not to confuse it >I aim to please >I'm not a loose woman, I'm more a fire kinda girl. >You seem lonely? I thought I fixed that. >Tell me your secrets, they'll be safe in my tomb. >What a grave expression. >You have my sword. And my bow. And my axe. Try not to drop them. >*leglocks u* The way is shut. It was made by those who are Dead, and the Dead keep it, until the husband cums. The way is shut.

>>73917 Bitch is fucking dead, she'll smell like unused old furniture or some shit like that

>>73944 >Bitch is fucking dead No, I'M fucking the dead bitch.

Too hard to write, big cat tits please

Fever is making me act up. Every time I close my eyes, I see a big manticore embracing me, pushing gently my head in her warmth mane. Slowly losing consciousness while she caress my scalp with her paws and bean, keeping me secure in a wing tacos hug. Feel shameful, things shouldn't be like that.

>>73948 Sorry anon, the only fat cat tits we have left are gyaru.

>>73950 It's ok, shouldn't be a downside I think

>>73951 >shouldn't be a downside I think Oh you innocent anon. Don't say i didn't warn you when the gyaru catgirl busts down your door in the morning and drags you out into an 8 hour date. She'll take you to the arcade and make you play dance revolution while she teases you about how badly in shape you are. She'll turn off your phone when your boss starts calling, and then she'll just point to a giant plushy in the claw machine and expect you to get it. Then, without any woarning, she will take you to a sea side restaurant at midday and ask for a bunch of "spice" laden dishes that you have to gulp down. And if that wasn't enough, she expects you to apply lotion on her while she tans. Can you believe it? But you are not going to get any rest, because once she's done getting her daily sunning she's going to take you into the water and pretend like her bra just fell of by accident while she winks at you and gives you the most mischevous look her feline face can muster, before waking you out of your tiddy trance with a cheeky kiss. Worst of all, just when you thought it was all finally over, she's going to take you back home, jump into YOUR bed, nuzzle up there and refuse to leave. That's the downside of the gyaru catgirl. Don't say i didn't warn you.

>>73953 You're right kot seller, I'm not strong enough.

>>73953 Dude, I ain't doing any of that. DDR alone would be enough, but eating all that spicy food? I don't need to spend all night with flamin' hot diarrhea. I will stick with a nice, sedentary old kot who wants to eat homemade beef stew and get scritches and brushy-brushy time for HOURS. She can still jump in my bed, nuzzle up and refuse to leave my bed, tho. That's classic kot.

does your wife even have a maximum technique

>>73957 Showing me her boobies, I guess?

>>73958 no dark matter nukes? cringe

>>73958 >Gigarape 256 hit combo >Anon: 5 dmg >Nippleslip >Anon: 999 999 crit damage

>>73953 sounds fun, a nice day unfortunately for her i'm graveyard shift so i'd be falling asleep halfway through

>>73930 ENHANCED!

>>73960 Yeah, pretty much. I am so weak to titty drops and boob reveals. I sure hope no busty mamono with loose-fitting tops ever find out about it. I would lose immediately!

>>73955 Anon lied, they are other big boobs kots. They were pile up sleeping on the carpet, where it's sunny. They're asking for payment, something about breaking the afternoon nap

>>73957 back rubs massage wing hugs handholding

>>73966 Big boobs kot sleeping nekkid on carpet. Face up, boobies warming in the sun OR Face down, butt warming in the sun

Curse of the nekomancer upon ye!

>>73969 doesnt seem much of a nekomancer to me, thats a black hole shes controlling.

>>73969 How many pat pat to cancel it? >>73968 Imagine laying in the middle of it, just imagine...

thred nearly ded, i must claim these last few posts for evil, malicious, loving, soul draining foxes.

>>73972 not even the mofu is safe!

>>73972 I prefer kind, good-natured, honest girls.

>>73974 pic unrelated?