>>3757 Yeah the profiles sometimes try too hard to be edgy, it's unnecessary. My headcanon says they are intentional exaggerations like actual pokedex entries and the in-universe author is full of shit a lot of the time.

>daughter always sees me drinking coffee in the morning >one day she asks me for a cup because she's all grown up now >sure, think nothing of it, she'll probably find it too bitter >realize my mistake way too late She keeps clinging to me and wrapping her legs around my body trying to cuddle. Already had to call work off, does anyone know for how long she's gonna stay like this?

>>3983 Yeet her into the window of neighbor's son, guaranteed to take care of your problem.

>>3984 Imagine being in your room just chilling and playing vidya when out of nowhere a drunk loli spider comes crashing through your window shouting HEY NEIGHBOR! LET'S PLAY SOMETHING!

>>3985 Neat, player two for vidya

>>4341 I don't care if I shouldn't, I want to stick my dick in that spinneret

>>4658 Good artist but not enough spider in that spider

>>4661 Rude, spider girls come in all shapes and sizes.

>>4911 >4th pic What a messy maid, she needs correction

>>5647 >elise So my children are going to explode on contact?

>>5649 Explode of cuteness, yes.

Wedding night with the spider wife.

>>5671 >night bold of you to assume you wouldn't be cocooned for a week straight

>>5672 You're not getting out of there without some spiderlings in tow

Scorpion girls deserve more love.

>>6097 >Regura bug girl this is just cheating

>>6098 How so?

>>6099 Because it doesn't get better than him when it comes to bugs

>>6100 (and that's okay.)

I knew there was something was off with those posts dismissing arachnophobia.

>>6290 >"arachnophobia??" >"they are more afraid of you than you are afraid of them, man the fuck up already" >posted by a woman with 100kg spider body and venom dripping from her fingernails

>>6338 It's in a spider's nature to trick and entrap people. With the advent of the digital world, they simply had to adapt to modern times.

I want to see the parallel world where Luka marries the Spider Princess.

Apparently the latest goyflix slop Rebel Moon has a spider girl in it, my interest rose from zero to above zero.

>>6447 Her sidequest in MGQP:P was hilarious, I'd love to fix her.

>>6472 >I'd love to fix her. Nah man, she's perfect the way she is

>>6468 Watched a scene on youtube, not surprising the spider body is CGI during all the scenes where the full body was shown. I hope one day we get to see an entirely functional and practical arachne body in one of those huge budget productions, even though it'd probably involve a lot of wires outside the camera. Think the closest we got was that one Rachnera cosplay from a couple years ago, but even that was just a glorified chair.

Luka's wife is so pretty.

>>6536 Akshully it's my wife since I am Luka when playing MGQ

>>6537 Can't say I relate. Were I in Luka's shoes, I'd be way more open about my desires.

>>6561 I swear this dude acts less scared/distressed when being actually vored than when raped by an attractive woman.

Fug the bug

>>6739 >bipedal spider Heresy

Always interested in wrapping presents, no matter the season.

>>6818 >get captured by a MILF spider >completely wrapped in a web cocoon >fear for your life >some time later >start feeling your restraints being torn from one side >eventually come face-to-face with a new, younger spider girl >"MOOOOM, THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID I WANTED TO GET MY OWN CAPTIVE HUMAN"

Choose your arachnemon

>>7754 Second one because fluff and the first one is a messy eater, she got ketchup all over her clothes.

Recently caught up with the manga and wow, what a shitshow did this one's story turn into.

>>7858 >what a shitshow did this one's story turn into. How?

>>7859 I'm just gonna dump a summary of the entire story because it's hard to put it out of context >starts as a girl getting isekai'd as a (normal) spider mob surviving through cheat skills and asspulls >slowly evolving through different spider races, decides her goal will be to evolve into an Arachne so she can actually communicate with humans and somewhat look like them >on the way, becomes powerful enough to attract the attention of the Demon Queen, who's like the Spider family tree progenitor >Demon Queen is out for MC's blood and obliterates her on-sight, MC always survives because cheats and asspulls >MC eventually becomes an Arachne anyway, throughout the rest of the story, her interacting with humans never comes up >Demon Queen's personality takes a complete 180 because reasons and she becomes a genki girl, recruits MC under her service >Suddenly cyborgs and sci-fi guns in a medieval fantasy setting >Suddenly tanks >Suddenly UFOs >Suddenly nukes >Suddenly, MC completely loses her spider body, has a human form again and becomes a god(?). Of course, I abridged the hell out of the story just in case someone wants to check it out themselves, but from what I hear, it only gets worse later on in the light novel.

Confess

>>8096 Not sure if I want to tell her about the spiders I used to kill as a kid

I want to be a shota who wandered a bit too deep into the woods and got caught by a trapdoor spider girl. I want to be "eaten" and ravaged in a dark tunnel until I completely lose any notion of how much time has passed while I'm down there. I want to feel a glimmer of hope after hearing a search party with multiple people and hounds outside calling for my name. I want to see the spider girl pull me into a tight embrace, covering my nose and mouth from making any noise while she looks upward, a look of genuine concern on a face that until now almost always had a sadistic glee to it. I want to feel despair slowly creep in again as the shouts and barks from the search party start getting further and further away. I want to see the spider girl's toothy grin as she looks back down on my crying face, as I realize there's a real chance I might never see the sun again.

>>8807 >I want >I want >I want >I want >I want >crying face Poor anon doesn't know what he wants, thankfully miss spider can sense his true desire.

https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01088784.html >yandere arachne replaces shota's cranial nerves with her own threads new fetish acquired