>>101479 One on the head and the other on the crotch, or both of them stacked on top of you?

>>101481 Head and crotch is most practical, but they could both do head or both do crotch. If both head then one or both needs to be using their hands or feet or tail on the dick. I’m not considering monsters with different proportions, which is a lot of them. Sorry miss fairy union rep - you have a very particular way of facesitting.

>>101471 I thought they'd give me a softball and start me off with a houri or apsara or something, but nope, first day I was assigned a cupid. She never talks back but her glares are INTENSE. I think there's something wrong with her pupils, too. Like they're misshapen sometimes.

im heading to grape LLC. i hear they dont use chairs there!

>>101484 Sneks usually just coil around the guy and lift themselves up and onto his face if he wants to eat one out. That or the caduceus 69.

>>101484 hey wait a minute; this isn't a conference room, this is just a mating ball

>>101487 Ooooh, Mamomo hold balls now?

>>101487 > ̶c̶o̶n̶f̶e̶r̶e̶n̶c̶e̶ conception room

>>101489 If the apophis doesn't understand my language (very likely at portals), I will simply show her this image and then expose my neck.

>>101489 I don't think much is being conceived in that pic.

>>101491 It's part of a very long (pun intended (i am not racist against sneks)) mating ritual that sneks do before trying to conceive.

>>101456 I would gladly join the club that it's just hags pretending to be high school girls

>>101490 I'm just going to wander around with a brush and a package of the best tofu I can afford.

>>101493 >Their uniforms clearly haven't fit for at least ten years >They fit poorly in the best possible way Trying to understand their unc/boomer/granny slang could be something else though.

>>101493 Same, I bet they are the most fun gals to have around, some could be into D&D while others do the cleaning and cooking for sessions, others could have developed a taste for videogames and are really into it and some just like to hang around, very fun and peaceful despite every club activity ending up in hot sweaty unprotected sex.

>>101499 >I bet they are the most fun gals That's where you'd be wrong. There are even more fungals in the forest.

>>101500 yeah, there's a whole colony of them

>>101498 First one. That way I won't be expected to come up with the date ideas.

>>101496 I dunno, I'm a pretty hep cat. I can smell what the rock is cooking.

>>101488 Miss Wight and Miss Vampire have been competing for centuries over who has the biggest balls.

>>101499 Old girls just want to have fun

Old hag monsters that are not seen as 'traditionally old' monsters >Elves/dragons/vamps/foxes seething in the background over what I mean by 'traditionally old'

>>101506 sandworms

>>101506 Don't mind the old Dormouse dozing off, she could use some naps at her age.

>>101508 I bet she makes some good tea.

>>101506 I like hag in al sizes and shapes, I like the energetic lolibabas, the gentle big titty hags, the refined slender high cut dress old vixens, all of them.

>>101506 1000 year old lich that doesn't look a day over 50.

>>101497 waking up in a coil would probably be the most aggressive she gets

>>101506 don't talk to me about hyperbolic time chambers.

>>101499 It went from the D&D club to the maternity club quite quickly

>>101510 Meaty hags in high cut dresses would destroy me. Good thing they don't exist.

>>101515 They are also a favorite of mine

>>101515 >>101516 This but lolis wearing these types of highly sexual dresses with ridiculously deep cuts like necklines going down to the waist.

>>101443 Shoot for the stars and you’ll never miss Anon, what’s the worst that can happen? Getting NYA’d by Bastet herself

>>101506 She misses Commedia dell'arte

>>101518 NTA, but how's that bad at all? Bastet is a CAT. I love cats.

>>101515 monster fashion is serious business

Pot head pixies (which live in a hatter’s tea pot)

>>101362 Spin first, grope later (soon).

>>101522 Do pixies make the tea taste better? How do I stop pixies bathing in the tea.

>>101525 Hatter's putting leaves in the hot water and you're caught up about the pixies?

>>101526 I am. It was peculiar enough when it was a dormouse. Now there's a pixie snorkelling in the pot.

>>101527 Listen, if you're going to set up a free herbal sauna, you're gonna get pixies.

>>101527 A whole dormouse? The tea party's upstairs, you're in the boiler room.

>>101529 Would she also make them little hats? Hatter-style ones?

>>101530 It was a hammerspace teapot. >>101531 Of course. One of >Doll style hat made from expensive material >Small hatter hat fashioned from an actual mushroom

>>101532 >Slightly chubby fairy keeps eating mushroom hats

>>101532 The hamspace teapot is reserved for orc clans 5 members or fewer, and the hammerspace teapot is for clans 6 members or greater. They do like the taste of molasses, something about "getting glazed". Is it a drug thing? I don't know.

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