>grope her ass >immediately learn she's into gang-raping young boys >you're like 16 years old and you have perpetualized your youth >and there are indeed 20 more cow friends around her

MILK MUST FLOW

the tyranny of cow

Miko Milk

Now why would grem invent a milking machine if she's not got any boobies

>>98079 the money helps fund her bolder projects

>>98079 To sell it on the black market for additional funds

>>98080 Dorky automatons?

>>98082 Rocket powered pogo sticks and stuff

>>98083 >And stuff

>>98079 What?

>>98085 >Bronzed skin >Panty and bra tan line Grem lithography sexo

grems are at least 30% cat

>>98088 It's true. They are known to curl up and sleep on top of machines if they run warm.

>>98070 never fear, great teacher I will venture forth and finally find my wife she will train her zaps on me until she can see it done

>Grem captures a Raiju for power >…and a thunder bird >…a ryu too for dramatic thunderstorms when doing Frankenstein level pulls and sunny days for solar power >…hebis as well to look after the ryu >ok not enough power let’s get some lava golems for geothermal energy >a wurm to dig the tunnels >a maid to look after all these “employees” >a body guard to stop the maid from doting on Grem

door to door girl scouts cookies. but its sabbath mamo selling tomes of forbidden knowledge to wizards for """apprenticeships""".

>>98092 >tf when i'm not a wizard >tf when i'll never have Grelia sabbath mamono sell me their "extra healthy cookies"

>>98093 dont worry, they also have normal girl scout cookies, with live-in apprenticeships as a valid payment too!

>>98095 I really need one right now. Just having a bar directed by satyros would make life easier and it would be a good meetup spot

>>98092 Would Marune sell fruit? Would it mean something special if they sell you a box of peaches?

>>98092 >be approached by a tiny baphomet with a ridiculously oversized head >weird out for a while >she start speaking in a cute kiddy voice >...the Uncanny Valley effect kicks in full power

the mamono have learned about chibi fuckers and developed dangerous new magics...

Krampus but in casual-wear/gym clothes

>>98096 >The Cloven Hoof >It was the new name given to the old bar on the corner, after some goats took ownership post-DOTR >The place used to be a hole in the wall joint, not too many customers, but now it seemed packed every night >Advertising that "Singles get half-off drinks" probably helps >Stopping in for their Thirsty Thursday special, you were a little overwhelmed, ar first >One of the bartenders, a busty ginger goat, seems to notice your plight, and asked one question <"What's your favorite liquor?" >When you answered Gin, her grin was not the response you expected >Most bartenders would just frown, and give you that Silver Wolf shit with some cheap Schwepps tonic >She pulled up five bottles <"I got Aviator, Bombay, Beefeater, Tanqueray, and my personal favorite, Hendricks!" >Well ain't that something? >It's your favorite, too >She smiles <"So what's your name? I'm Juniper!~ >You smile back >"I'm Tom Collins."

>>98103 There are many references here and I understand none of them but I think gote sex

>>98104 It's nothing special. Brand names, a fruit used specifically in gin, and the name of a mixed drink. Search engines are your friend, by the way.

begging my succ wife who I fell in love with without any kind of charm magic to cast charm on me for fetish purposes but she always thinks it's kind of weird

>>98105 I refuse to learn things. My intellect is vast and superior and must not be diluted by data from inferior minds.

>>98107 I'm aware you're joking, but I'll give you a (you) anyway. You seem like the type that would infuriate a Haku, and god damn that's a story I want to read.

>>98103 Based, I'm trying to like gin currently, I know what I'm drinking tomorrow

>1000 years ago she was one of the Chief God's mightiest warriors >Nowadays she spends her days turbo gooning while waiting for her husband to be (Fallen God has convinced her that her destined mate is on another world and that portals will open any day now)

>>98110 She's just like me

>>98111 Except her goon sessions are waaaay longer and she can casually crush bowling balls with her thighs.

>>98112 so you're saying she's just like me?

>No I will not dress up like a redcoat for your re-enactment >...unless the uniform is sexy

>>98114 Oh come on, do you know how hard it was to get five hellhounds to dress up like Zulu warriors?

>>98115 Not that hard, actually, they agreed for a case of Mickey's and a couple booster pack vouchers at the local card shop.

>>98115 >>98114 I'd pay to watch it. Or 1776 with some plucky (cow? bird?) minutemen. Or some Mysorean Jinkos and their rocket launchers. Mainly for the historical benefit, but also because I want to see sexy monsters in (mostly) period accurate uniforms and taking an interest in Earth history. ...And hatter's fat ass in breeches.

>>98110 i feel like an angels-to-maids program would really help direct a lot of an angels pent up frustrations productively

>>98118 Yup but that's true for any mamonos. I really need the manticore maid major from babayaga academy

I'd lick a Tentacle.

How many boop before the claw storm https://files.catbox.moe/2g5jr6.jpg

>>98121 Ideally either 0 or INFINITE boops. Nothing in between is as good.

>>98123 i forgot how you delet things on capy

>>98125 Are all clubs hatters this perturbed? Or is it just the fizzy milk. Or something anon said.

>>98126 It's ALWAYS something Anon said

>>98127 >Anon didn't catch onto hatter's OBVIOUS flirting thinking about it, hatter flirting is either extraordinarily forward or almost impossible to notice (the way she holds her teacup, the way she puts her spoon down on the table, the way she tilts her hat)

>>98125 With an ass that small no wonder she's that depressed

>Wear hatter's hat >Really soft and comfy >Are all mushrooms this soft? >Can suddenly hear her inner thoughts >...and weird beepy mushroom music >thinking about tea >cake >cheshire's birthday >how cute anon is- >take off hat >give back to hatter >she puts it back on (cute without her hat) >adjusts it >..."Ah. I never knew THAT about you anon." she taps the hat. "What cute little secrets you have. Hmm?"

one day ill know

>>98114 >No I will not dress up like a redcoat for your re-enactment >said no monster girl EVER.

one day you may

>>98134 Get a few of them together and you’ll have a very sexy rifle line.

>>98135 I want to milk those, I bet Minos milk is as good as any Holst variant

>>98128 >the way she holds her teacup, the way she puts her spoon down on the table, the way she tilts her hat It's all very Victorian. A poor non-Wonderlander would need some form of written guide to pick up on the queues. I mean, she could offer him her handkerchief and he'd miss his queue without help.

>>98138 Can I have a guide to the land of wonder? Purrhaps one of a certain purrsuasion?

>>98139 it's deonora wearing cat ears

>>98140 This is why you must put every kot through the Fuzzyness tester. anyone with a fuzzyness coefficient of less than .4 is likely not a true kot at all.

>>98139 You follow her and you reach Wonderland in no time, she's a good guide. >>98141 She does pass that test, another proof she's qualified!

>>98139 A WRITTEN guide. Written. Inb4 a trumpart in cat ears asks if "printed" is good enough.

>>98138 >queues Goddammit. Hurry, Sensei, I need you.

>>98140 Would

>>98046 >>98050

>>98146 New LN art in the wild!

>>98146 She has it easy because she doesn't have to bother much with safety. >>98147 No, it's a laboratory.

>>98146 decanting from such a height

>>98124 The little on the top left of your post

Australian kot

The sex cat from hell! I bet Kashas are as lusty as Pyrows and they hang around with them a lot, and also follow a Balrog leader together with the Pyrows outside a 7Eleven

>>98152 Almost all kot sex is good sex

>>98152 >Get on the cart, Anon.

>>98152 Kasha milk

>>98130 I hope she has put a firewall on her hat, otherwise it's going to be flooded with terabytes of anxiety and depression the moment it lands on my head.

>>98139 Chesh comes from the land of wonder, where tea doth flow and jub thighs thunder. Not to be confused with Bunyip and her home country, which is mostly famous for bogans and the majority of homes there being owned by the Mist Continent government.

>>98157 I said to the Chesh are you trying to tempt me Because I come from the land of plenty

>>98151 that's a hoopsnake

>>98146 We are headed for disaster, good thing they've got safety goggles

>>98146 cute dork wight

You've been much too silly recently. You need to spend some time with the serious goat.

>>98166 tags: emotionless_sex, lolicon, impregnation

>>98166 Best sabbath out there.

>>98151 big fan of this kot and her tail bell, she should host 5 seasons of a nature documentary

>>98169 Just imagine being her cameraman and having to resist the urges to lay in her tail for 5 seasons...

>>98156 Sad anons get special care from wonderland denizens. In a cozy cottage or mushroom hut. With plenty of time, space, affection and nourishment.

>>98171 NTA but that sounds nice, especially with a chesh in the mix. The real make or break is what kind of booze they have available.

>>98172 Gin. Whiskey. Beer. Imported lescatian wine. Cider made from weird wonderland apples. Wock rum.

>>98171 Hatter lap pillow while she hand feeds me cookies (biscuits) couldn't hurt my anxiety.

>>98174 Quite the opposite. It's going to hurt your anxiety plenty.

>>98171 You know you've got problems when even the jabberwock looks at you and decides it's better to take the gentle approach.

>>98175 >I'm going to throttle your anxiety, anon >Pulverize it. Mash it. Grind it up. >Slice it up and turn it into a stew >Take it out back and tell it to think about the rabbits >That sort of thing. Terribly unsavoury business but needs must, you understand. >*gloved head pat*

>>98173 Not bad but I hope that I can import stuff for big events

>>98176 All wocks yearn for long cuddle sessions. It's in their nature. Also, how well do wocks fare with fiddly little teacups? Can they really balance such delicate spoons and thin porcelain stems in those giant claws of theirs?

>>98179 They just use those mouth tentacle things that they all have for the smaller things, I'd argue.

>>98178 Hat knows satyros. Satyros come with lots of alcohol of choice. Big party. Lots of fun. Trumparts do silly drinking games and fall into a big card pile.

>>98170 but itll all be worth it anon! the season 5 finale is the marriage!

>>98176 Depressed boys get ferocious monsters acting like bogeys.

>>98183 You put words on my thoughts. Since it's a bit relevant now. I had a nightmare/dream this night where I were trying to detonate a big bomb but a Manticore grabbed and hugged me very slowly, like one arm after another, than wings, than legs and finally the tail and I felt so calm. Everything else disappeared, it was just me and her in the void, I started to go deeper in her warm fluff and bam woke up. Didn't want to post it about since it was a bit grim

>>98182 >season 5 finale <ANON PLEASE MARRY ME, I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK <YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR ASS? I'LL EAT YOUR ASS IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA What mamono will do for a hubby, smh fam.

>>98184 That sounds so nice. I would spend more time sleeping than awake if my dreams included monster hugs.

>>98186 It was but it lasted for so little

>>98185 This just makes me sad. I don’t want that for a woman. Not even a fox…

>>98146 Pictures taken moments before disaster

>>98189 They're waiting for you, anon. In the test chamberrrrr

>>98190 >It’s just a bedroom with a LOT of LED lights in it

>>98176 But jabberwocks _are_ gentle. They actually take pride in it.

>>98192 until it's your unbirthday

>>98193 Every day is your unbirthday. Except your birthday. Unless your birthday is tomorrow or yesterday, because if your birthday is tomorrow or yesterday then it will never be your birthday.

Speaking about birthdays, one of my jinkos will have her birthday next week and I'm thinking of a gift. I'm thinking of something fully-automatic, and badass-looking, while effective at the same time. M134 sound like a good choice, but might be a bit too cliché, while a Vulcan is too big for her (after all she's not a dragon). What would you give to your jinko wife? Aside from the obvious hugs and kisses.

>>98196 >Miss Pyrow’s face when her BFF Anon asks her to marry him. >After only 7 children! It’s just too soon to get so serious!

>>98196 >You want to eat my WHAT?!

>>98198 Your meatballs.

>>98196 >Chat, last night Anon asked what I thought would be the best baby names. Am I cooked?

>>98196 Miss Pyrow when I serenade her with The Shape of You (Brainrot Version)

>>98196 teen pregnant

Down bad for dommy pyrow

>>98203 >Anon sees Pyrow boobs >Instantly submissive >Not even what she was going for

>>98202 It's the face she makes when you tell her you want to make her pregnant in the heat of the moment. The moment you start to realize your "pussy bestie" might be a bit more than a bestie. A pyrow classic.

>>98204 >If it's what he's into then I guess... >Straddles him on the bed with his wrists pinned >Deep bubblegum kisses

Pyrow and Balrog high schoolers Pyrow and Balrog middle schoolers Pyrow and Balrog elementary schoolers

>>98209 >Pyrow and Balrog elementary schoolers Mamono no Jikan feat. Anon

>>98140 >wake up in a strange rocky wilderness >GIGANTIC dragon chases you >no idea how you could possibly be outrunning it but you are, at least for now >accidentally fall down a hole >you swear you hear a faint and muffled "now!" and it all goes dark for a minute >when your vision returns you find yourself in a sparse forest littered with porcelain mushroom tchachkies >various draconic women sitting at a table, feigning aristocracy and sipping tankards of ale, pinky out, saying things like "yes indeed" "hmm quite" >wurm in green finery and a top hat saying nothing at all at the head of the table, just maintaining a very smug smile and nodding >they're all pretending to ignore you but keep stealing glances like they're just trying to be part of some convincing scenery >off in the distant skies maybe a mile away you can see the skyline of a great city and many silhouettes of large flying creatures >you can feel many pairs of eyes on you but only one voice calls out, its regal bearing marred with absolutely embarrassed stammering >towering woman with draconic wings, purple paint evident on her limbs, very obvious fake fluffy tail sheathe and ears, awkwardly telling you you've fallen into a place called drawonderland, asks if you would like a w-guide

>>98166 it's tough being on mana battery duty

>>98212 Meanwhile, at Momonika sabbath <Yo unc, mind topping me up?

>>98212 Is it weird that my fantasy with one of Grelia's girls is letting her drink coffee as she sits in my lap and tells me about her day with nothing sexual involved at all? I just want to help them do their best, like an actual onii-chan.

>>98211 This is very cute and I appreciate how hard Meownora is trying. BUT Wurm in a top hat! She has a top hat! I am sorry Meownora, but I can’t be your hapless Anon in need of guidance.

>>98211 featuring: QoH -> some malef jubjubs -> a pack of draconewts wonderworm -> ryu with some opium pipe analog jabberwock -> trumpart alice -> jabberwock dragon zombie -> alice salamander -> march hare otohime -> dormouse it could work

>>98215 she put in all that work and you're ditching her for the wurm hatter?

Too hot. Need iced tea and sun hat hatter with mushroom parasol

>>98218 Mushrooms aren't good at dealing with heat, which is why you usually see them in cool and dark places. I'm afraid if anything you'd be the one using a mycelium fan to cool of a very sweaty, panting hatter.

>>98219 oh dear. oh dear me. i suppose if i must, to stop her from baking. (also have a little mist bottle just in case)

>>98220 a moist mushroom is a plump mushroom

>>98221 That's what she said.

>>98221 She wants to sit in the garden when it's sunny, even if her mushroom likes it wet and dark. Imagine getting facesat by a plump sweaty hatter. That + the spores would send you insane.

>>98217 SHE HAS A TOP HAT

>>98217 Shouldn't have made a wurm hatter if she didn't want to be shown up. She can come crying to me when her plan fails (again).

Oops I've fucked a merrow...

>>98226 Fishy!

>>98227 and it tastes like fish down there

Wurm is always welcome at hatter's teaparties. She loves the rock cakes.

>>98224 The top hat of a hatter certifies her as a top.

I'd rather have a wurm play Rock in a Rock band from Rockstown up in Rocky Mountains, I'm sure she'll be Rocking me hard all day and I'll be having a Rock hard erection the moment I see her.

>>98230 That's ridiculous. That's like saying a hatter with a bowler is amazing at cricket/ten pin bowling.

>>98232 There's a Bugs Bunny cartoon where different hats give him and Elmer different personalities. I don't see why this wouldn't apply to Hatters.

>>98233 I suppose so. Given the hats are extensions of their bodies. >Anon, fetch me my ANGRY hat.

>>98234 Like giving Mr. Potatohead his angry eyes!

>>98235 She has her own personality, but then when she is 'growing in' a new hat she can imbue it/tailor it/fashion it to look a certain way, but also have certain properties when worn. If she wears it while she is feeling very horny, then that can become a horny hat (perhaps with horns). Then the hat is 'set' with that personality/set of abilities. The older/more skilled the hatter, the more hats she has in her arsenal.

>>98234 >fetch me my ANGRY hat. >fetch me my long sword (Romeo and Juliet) >fetch me my long sword (Romeo and Juliet 2000) >Hatter with a comically long derringer that deploys a sign that says "bang" when she pulls the trigger Even her anger is very civilized.

>>98230 Good! I want girl on top! >she does the work >I can see her BOOBIES.

>>98171 >chesh starts singing "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" and after a few seconds all the other monsters join in

>>98237 >that derringer is actually a magical weapon that blasts a quiet, but powerful mana shot at whatever it's aimed at

>>98237 >"How frustrating." >"Yes I'll be honest this is really not ideal." >Grips teacup so tightly the handle is about to shatter >"Fair is fair though." >Puts cup down >"I wouldn't be bothering you too much if I asked to take my frustration out on you...? Sexually, that is." >>98240 <Another anon being uncouth at the tea party <Hatter, speaking to someone else and not even looking in his direction, candidly pulls out derringer and shoots anon in the face <Slumps in his chair, in fits and spasms of mana-induced pleasure <Neighbouring cheshire/hare swoops in for the kill steal

>>98241 >that anon had +600 magical defense and the mana shot didn't do anything to him >he still pretended to be knocked out because he actually liked that chesh for a year and he was just too shy to confess his feelings

Auntie Hatter is always ready for Friday, so do your best at work today anon akd she will make this night unforgettable, just like every weekend!

>>98241 >"I wouldn't be bothering you too much if I asked to take my frustration out on you...? Sexually, that is." Is this hatter swag at work or is a monster being that straightforward just really pleasant? I'd accept that offer.

>>98244 She's got a certain unique way of talking and acting I find irresistible.

>>98243 Imagine your auntster inviting a friend to cheer you up, she's crazy enough to do that

>>98236 >Hatter met a new friend recently >One who's shown her the joy of Annual Events >Also known as THE HOLIDAYS >Yes, a Krampus has irrevocably influenced this poor Hatter! >The result is a new hat for every big day >The Hat Rack in the corner by the door has now become more of a Hat Pile >Such fancy attire includes: >Fly Agaric Bowler, for Christmas >Devil's Tooth Beret, for Valentine's >Elf Cap Mini Top-hat, for St. Patty's >Chicken of the Woods Sunhat, for Easter >Black Trumpet Capotain, for Harvest and/or Halloween

>>98247 I read that second line as "the joy of anal events" for some reason

>>98248 Well, she is a hatter. Mamono with plump rears usually enjoy anal events

>>98248 >for some reason You had hatter ass on your mind, that's why.

>>98247 CUTE! Also, really good mushroom puns. She makes holiday appropriate sweets, treats and table decorations for the party she will inevitably host. Except Valentine’s Day, that’s a two person dinner. If it’s in her repertoire, then she’ll also grow mushroom outfits to complete her holiday ensembles. The devil tooth beret (and light pink suit inspired by houri and Cupid) is a very sexy get up. She smells faintly of strawberries and all of a sudden her diamond motifs are heart card suit ones. One of her favourite things is getting new people who have just entered wonderland to tell her about their own holidays and customs. Perhaps it is another day to mark on the calendar. There are probably a few wonderland holidays too. Like the queens of hearts birthday, Saint Wock day or whatever batshit version of guy Fawkes night they have.

>>98214 Not weird at all, I think. Most of my fantasies are non-sexual. I want to make a monster feel so happy and so loved that she doesn't even know how to process it all.

>Have sex with hatter >Do your best to please her >She shakily accepts her cup of aftercare tea >"Jolly good show, Anon. That was a ripping time. Lovely tea, by the by." >Run that comment through your Wonderland translator >"Damn, son, that sex was the bomb! I squirted so hard I can't even see straight! I need to hydrate, ya heard?" > The translator was set for Wonderland->Millennial, but you understand you've received high praise.

>>98248 In this thread that's pretty normal

>>98254 >Hat trousers have squares embroided onto them because her dumb thick curves will stretch them into diamonds

>>98253 Chesh, being a tourguide for wonderland, is probably a pretty good translator.

>>98253 You fuck the mushroom enough in her mycelium pussy and are exposed to her spores long enough it’ll start to sound normal. Maybe you’ll start to sound a bit like her!

>>98146 >THOSE DAMN WIGHTS >THEY TOOK ER JERBS!!

>>98256 She'd be an awful translator, but effective enough. <"I say, Ms. Chesh, that's a rather lovely specimen you've found there. What say I give you a little holiday and escorts this one around town myself, hmm?" >"She thinks you're a fine piece of ass and wants to take you off of my hands so she can bang you." <"I could never be so forward! I just thought I might show the gentleman to a lovely little out of the way eatery I found and show him some sights." >"She's going to rape you in an alley but will take you to Cumdon Bridge to see the water afterward." <"Ms. Chesh, please! You mustn't say the silent part aloud!" >"He's still here, ain't he? Have fun, and bring me something from the chippy by the docks, will ya?" <"Quite. Come along, hot stuff." >"Man, I love this job."

>>98259 What a magical place. And it's not just any alley. It's a secluded side-street away from the hustle and bustle, with benches and grass patches to relax upon. An unforgettable spot to make intimate memories. Where a lady has the time to inspect her gentleman, figure out precisely what he needs and then scratch those itches for him. Poor fellow - what with his background and the society he comes from - he must be dreadfully pent up.

>>98246 I don't think that inviting a corpse is a good idea to cheer me up

>>98262 Wights are top tier comfort women, you should trust your auntster and let the night go all out

1001 Arabian Wights

>>98264 I want to see my Hatter auntie and her Wight friend wearing some Desert Kingdom fashion

The Medical Sabbath doesn't want you to know this, but you can make huge gains by injecting shog into your muscles. I have already injected five liters of shog into just my biceps.

>>98268 >Anon looking like one of those synth oil abusers, except he's purple.

>>98258 Let Lich-san show she's better at Wight's schtick to get back at her.

>>98185 she can just ask anon

Oh to go to one of the exclusive bars in the Makai capital, full of elegant high class monsters like wights, vamps, hats, dragons, apsaras etc. Oh to enter as riffraff, and be eaten alive by the ara-ara'ing monsters.

>>98272 >eaten alive by elegant high-class sandworm

>>98273 Because the most elegant thing a man can wear is his birthday suit.

>>98270 I want to cum inside a Lich until she starts moaning and showing emotion

>>98273 I always thought I had good taste! Hahahaha... aha... ha... She's gonna let me out right?

>>98272 >Work as a waiter at an establishment like this >Eye candy for the single rich ladies >At any moment you can be retired (rapetired) by a horny enough patron

>>98263 Look at that booty, truly the anal aunt

>>98276 >She's gonna let me out right? When she can ensure that not a SINGLE GRAIN OF SAND will touch your body. It'll be a while.

>Take sandworm wife to a trending desert café >You enjoy tea and a light meal >Cucumber sandwiches for you, a whole camel for her >Some days you wonder how she doesn't just wither away

If you were between a scylla and a charybdis, what would you do?

>>98282 sex (x2)

>>98282 Octopussy

>>98282 Both

>>98272 I will drown my sorrow in that classy establishment with the purple servants

>>98285 >>98283 But they are fierce rivals! Well, as fierce as a charydbis can be...

>>98287 They will keep competing in which one gives birth first and the most often

>Due to these opportunities, there are normally a lot of Scylla in particular that lurk around Charybdis nesting holes to aim for the men that are spat out. Many of the tales told involving Charybdis also involve Scylla. >Being timid themselves, they can’t say it strongly, but because Scylla often drag off all the men while the ships are stopped by the whirlpools, it seems Charybdis don’t think very highly of the Scylla. why are scylla so cruel...

>>98289 >Being timid themselves, they can’t say it strongly... They'd have all sorts of octopus slurs to use on 4mon though, I'm sure.

>>98290 >Lmao stay mad SEETHEalopod

>>98224 >>98225 but deonyora has cat ears please stop getting distracted

>>98290 >octocunts >cephalopoors >ink farters >raw takoyaki

>>98272 Sex with high class loli monsters >passionate sex with a Vampire loli, alternating between you nibbling her ears and kissing her neck and her drinking blood from your neck, even as she's bitching at you for being a perverted human while she's too horny herself to want to stop >gently entwined on a huge bed with a Wight loli as she brushes you with both her soft hands and ghost claws >Pharaoh loli whispering bratty flirting with weak god voice in your ear, even while she knows she can't win against you in bed >royal red Dragon loli surrendering to cock almost instantly when you put your hands on her body >bending a Hatter loli over the table after being invited to a tea party with no other guests

>>98294 I prefer to visit the Sabbath places instead of bars and those low quality places

>>98292 Wurm with top hat too cute. Sorry, please understand.

deonora... lost again...

>>98295 Well, you wouldn't find the lolis in bars. You'd have to visit a prestigious school/academy or some kind of a high society event.

>>98297 I don't want deonyara, or deotourguideia, or deotrenchcoatia. I dont even want deonora, queen of dragonia. I want deonora the person.

>>98299 all of that IS deonora the person

>>98300 truly she is unfathomable.

Fuck, gin is strong, I can feel my teeth. Wonderland won that round; beautiful purple kot can out-booze me.

>>98295 Oh right and to add to this >>98298 there's of course the option for a special chance encounter. Like a loli Vampire, guided by instinct, showing up at night to drink your blood. But when you see the little vampire girl on your windowstill, her tiny little dress fluttering in the cool night air, you're both instantly smitten with eachother even if she's about to be very tsundere about it.

>>98282 Wonder if ruthlessness truly is mercy upon ourselves.

>>98303 That third cat is prime auntster material

>>98306 All kots are, given time! Even Meownora. Or Deonyora. Or Deonyara. Whatever she’s trying to get people to call her right now.

>>98256 Yeah but I wouldn't need a translator

dragonsex dragonsex ooooohhh DRAGONSEX

>>98308 I’d need a catslator. For cat reasons.

Yaaay! Friday night! You know what that means, my dear anon

>>98311 >You know what that means, my dear anon Make retarded autistic incest babies?

>>98312 >But Auntie, that's what we do every night!

I'd be happy with a retarded autistic tanuki girlfriend.

Don’t get your tanukis and danukis and wanukis mixed up.

>What we we gonna do tonight, Malef? <The same thing we do every night, Anon. Try to take over the world.

>>98311 I hope it involves cuddling and going to sleep early.

>>98311 A man’s worth is determined by the size of his kintama?

>>98311 yes, it's time to take my same-age non-familial raiju girlfriend out for burgers and beers

>>98319 And electric cattle prods?

>>98320 whatever she wants as long as I get zapped into a pile of ashes and cum afterwards

>>98321 >Miss Raiju can have a little electric cattle prod >As a treat

>>98267 it's culture

>>98325 she can have an entire experimental gremtech tesla coil 9001 if she wants it I will get it for her

Remember, kids: threatening to throw your aunt's back out is hot. Actually throwing your aunt's back out is not.

>>98326 Now that's a proper uniform for a monster elementary school

you've been cordially invited to the darkest depths of ms hellhound's sex dungeon

I'm so into strong, mature women, Sabbath stays from my house, thinking this place is cursed.

>>98332 i wonder what surprise awaits me there

>>98326 I don't know if Barb means that to be a pharaoh but I'll choose to believe so.

>>98334 A nice seafood dinner with lots of oysters, followed by a dessert rich in chocolate. you'll need your energy and the rape is being reserved for when you're near the exit and you expect it least.

>>98335 Loli Pharaohs are a rare delicacy, so I'll allow it too

>>98334 Tea and biscuits. Now guess what awaits you when you are cordially invited for tea in miss wererabbit's cozy burrow.

Swimming is the best way to lose weight and get in shape >this message was NOT brought to you by the freshwater mgs living in the local lake >No, this message was brought to you by the Fitness association because swimming actually is a great aerobic exercise

>tell ms kelpie you can't swim >she says "that's hot" and start biting her lip really hard while shifting in place why is ms kelpie so full of sin and malice?

>>98339 >You know where they're at It's her ear fins, isn't it? I always knew...

>>98341 got to be the meaty fish thighs

>>98339 Guess I got to take my auntster swimming then

>>98343 Danuki Auntsters get in my bedroom!

Danuki Auntsters may be used as a floatation device.

>>98343 She better keep that belly and those titties to feed properly all those babies that she will be pumping out after I'm done with her

>>98346 Danuki Pussy: BABY GUN >After a while, more like baby HOWITZER, amirite?

>>98346 Same, auntster babies are a must in a healthy family

>The headache needs medicat treatment If it works better than real meds...

very much

>>98351 I hope she likes ceramics

No grem, you cannot play World of Lovecraft for another 8 hours, you need to take a shower and go to sleep. No, you cannot use a wet towel and drink Momster Energy either.

>>98353 Fascist!

>>98351 > Dragon tells Knight that gold maks for shit armour, his weapon is crap, his sword skills are poor and he has little value to her as he is, let alone a worthy opponent

>>98357 That's why you need to defeat mamono on hand to hand combat.

>>98343 I like to think that even the thicc danukis are still smol

>>98075 milk machine's broken again, anon needs to get in there with his hands

>>98268 >I am the purple guy.

>dhampir reading the hireling catalogue >closes the book, sighs, looks out the window, then opens it to the Men section >then the Unmarrieds section >"Anon, level 9, 480 gold... kissless, finally, thank god..." >"Features: healing - cute - camp cooking, laundry, mending and sewing- SEWING?" >"Tier 3 looting, will quote "collect all treasure in your wake of destruction, with an eye for trophies that commemorate your great triumphs" oh my~" >"Catchphrase adaptable and long title support, THAT'S nice. So underrated." >"Here we go. Personal vendetta: self-perpetuating undead, namely zombies, liches, and vampi- YES!!" >"FAVORITE POSITION: SITTING REVERSE COWGIRL WITH NIBBLY NECK KISSING??" >"where's my quill where the FUCK IS MY QUILL" >flips to the front of the book >the agency address is all jumbled up >feels something wet on her hand >looks and sees her quill exploded into blood red ink as the stench of copper rips down her tongue >wakes up drenched in sweat and more

Reminder if you fuck all the abyssal mamonos you get a super form.

>>98363 mixed species abyssal harem is asking for trouble at the very least you have night gaunts screaming and crying for every second he's not hilted in her ass while everyone else tries to turn him into panties

>>98364 That's because you lack vision anon, that only the most insane mad men are up for the challenge to become a chaos king.

>>98362 Wait what happened to her I'm so confused is she going to be okay

>>98366 Agree with anon here. There's endless possibility, and being hilted inside all of an abyssal baddie's holes would be a piece of cake. With a bit of craft and eldritch elbow grease you can fulfill every need your wive's crave.

>>98363 Oh, awesome. I’m going to pick cream of potato.

>>98362 >she wakes up >there's the designated anon ((you) or me) lying next to her >she checks it, checks it again and again >anon doesn't disappear <WEE HEEEE

>>98367 it was a wet dream and she woke up when the mere idea of being anywhere near blood was associated with lewdness, because she's tsundere about her heritage

Nightmares are a menace. They stroll through town at night and anyone sleeping in the houses they pass will get a WET DREAM. And if they are married to a monster already then that will cause SLEEP RAPE.

>>98374 >anyone sleeping in the houses they pass will get a WET DREAM. Nice of them to be wingwomen for Kelpies.

>>98375 She is the quietest most antisocial shy wingwomen around.

>>98374 Can my dream instead be one where I lie on a horse all cute and sleepy style? Maybe a mage horse with a scythe?

>>98379 >she still remembers the ol' peanut butter on dick trick Truly man's best friend

>Anon collects all seven Cheshire Balls >Summons the eternal Chesho to grant his wish “Eternal Chesho, grant me your power!” >Chesh eye roll “Give all centaur-type mamono Cutie Marks!” >The Eternal Cheshire breaks into a tiny, Mona Lisa smile >”WISHO GRANTO FROM THE CHESHO!” And that is why Miss Nightmare has a symbol of a boner under a bedsheet on her flanks

>The Eternal Cheshire went overboard >Almost all mamono with 4+ legs got cutie marks >Miss Arachne has one of a muffin >Better than her friend who got a potato stapled to a stack of playing cards >Or Miss Oomu who got dozens of cutie marks of handcuffs along her segments >Miss Centaur has a cutie mark of a horse butt; she isn’t sure if she should be proud or not

This pic looks like straight out of an ad >Hellhound wife wearing you down every night even after incubization? >Buy THERIO-MAX, now available in sugar-free variants! Guaranteed to make you fuck like a beast all night! >*Side-effects may include temporary excess hair growth, extra appendages, penile gigantism and increase in aggression. Consult your pharmacist before use.

>>98383 >Hello humans. Look at your wan, now back to me, now back at your wan, now back to me. >Sadly, she isn't me, but if she stopped using ladies' scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, she could smell like she's me.

>>98386 anon and the struggle to get ms lich to wear pants

>>98374 Great, now I want to go on night walks with a nightmare. We'd have pleasant talks with all the undead and nocturnal folk enjoying the air and leave happiness in our wake.

>>98386 Ms Lich still refuses to wear underwear.

>>98389 You gotta change it on daily basis, it's a pain.

>>98389 if I could get away with not wearing anything without getting arrested or too cold, I would too she's got the right idea and she's exercising her power to act on it if only her hair had been ass length before she died

Hello, chef helpline, I am going to put doppelpotions and raging mushrooms in my wife's food but I am worried she will taste them.

>>98393 Flavors can be disguised with strong spices

>>98394 >Anon dumped a cup of paprika into his wife's porridge

>>98387 >>98389 I wonder if spliceanon will get to the story behind this one day

>>98395 I know a guy who put tabasco in his porridge, is this so wrong?

>>98397 I... don't know. I've never tried it. Perhaps this is some fire monster delicacy.

>>98398 dragons are fine with eating charcoal so i'm sure they're not too picky

>be anon, college freshman >manticore second-year decided to pick you as a target for her bullying >honestly this is kind of annoying >you decide to start saving up money, cutting heavily on your beer and partying expenses >couple weeks later, you're able to buy yourself a .45 caliber handgun and some ammo for it >it's time for college again, sigh >manticore bothers you again, just as usual >but this time you're not defenseless >you pull out your gun and unload your entire mag into her face >demon silver magic makes her spasm and squirt every time she's getting shot, and then fall down limp and defenseless >you cast a remote control trigger on her, it'll allow you to trigger orgasm in her with a flick of your hand >see if she keeps bullying you now

>young Salamander is level 1, travels out on her own to adventure, doesn't think anything of partnering with a human dozens of times more powerful than her >has a pretty face and a trained obscene pear body, but hasn't even thought someone might find her sexy yet >wears the sluttiest armors and outfits for the stats without a care in the world, doesn't realize it's lewd >innocently crushes hard on you, thinks her body just gets hot and she feels lightheaded for no reason sometimes >surface level knowledge of what sex is due to being a monster, doesn't know anything beyond that >being lewded and fucked for the first time will also be her sexual awakening at the same time, when you inevitably give in to temptation >still won't figure out how sexy she is unless you directly tell her, and still behaves in a "pure crush" kind of way when it comes to romance instead of turning horny and slutty The perfect adventuring companion

<"The Chief Goddess is dead and we have killed her." -Frederica Nacha

>>98401 The Sabbath has a special secret training to farm huge amounts of experience at early level that you can use on your small party members

>>98403 maid levels are good for grinding

>>98404 Oh I'm going to grind something there, if you know what I mean

>Have kiki wife >Have Jinko wife >Sometimes they get together and chat in the Old Country's tongue >You don't know what they're saying, but the glint in their eyes when they look at you is scarousing

>>98405 >Anon plays Jet Set Radio while his meido works

>>98405 https://files.catbox.moe/xzy1ti.png oh yeah

>>98408 >kiki and shog shredding at the skate park to find out who is the better maid once and for all

>>98401 I want to delicately spread those cheeks apart and prepare her anus with my tongue

It's the world cup. And you know which monster has world cups?

>>98411 Yes

>>98411 Holstaur! Or at least they can reach W-cups, that's what we're discussing, right?

>>98401 This but a young dragon who is surprisingly okay with humans due to her dad being a retired hero, and she thinks the only reason you get a little funny about riding her is because you're scared of heights.

>>98403 It's not a proper adventure if you exploit speed leveling tricks, you wouldn't want to rob a cute loli Salamander of a once in a lifetime experience would you? (Just don't mention how overleveled you are for the places you go with her while letting her carry her own weight)

>>98406 Maid jinko is very appealing

>>98416 I'd rather let my tiger be a noble (figurative) bonnet tipper, but I could hardly say no to a domestic tiger and she would be rather good at it, even with her big meaty claws.

>>98371 happy half vamp wild sex -30 seconds into your "lazy sunday" (something "got into her" again)

>>98371 >wake up from somebody squeezing you too tightly >you open your eyes and see the hottest, sexiest dhampir hugging you with all her might >before you know it, you're pinned down under her as she eagerly conveys you a good morning in more intimate terms.

>>98339 Finally, a sahuagin with HOOTERS.

>>98422 Something got into her after she was already excited IYKWIM. Hardly a bad way to wake up though, and if neck isn't punctured all the better.

>>98428 No, not you. *Bonk*.

>>98400 >SHE STARTS BULLYING YOU EVEN HARDER

>>98436 >it always ends within the first 10 seconds as the guy presses the cum button to make her squirt hard.

>>98437 That's just asking for her to aim her squirt at you every time you make her cum.

>>98438 And then imagine telling others about this. <Oh Anon! You smell a lot like the Bullycore! What happened? >I made her insta-cum. Do that a couple times and she stops bullying you completely. She doesn't want that kind of reputation.

I want the hellhound to bully me by pressing my cum button (calling me a good boy).

>>98440 That's not really the own you think it is. In fact, now she's marked you like she owns you.

>>98443 That means she won't object if I screw my wang into her next time she tries something with me?

>>98445 I can't tell if you understand what the purpose of mamono bullying is.

>>98446 it is a complex serenade that eludes many

>>98414 A level 1 Dragon is fine too >full dragon form is big enough to ride, even if it's much smaller than a fully grown Dragon >her big toned ass is making you want to "ride" her in her normal monster girl form too

>>98447 It eludes me too. I want to get bullied by a bitey Oomukade.

>>98446 Yes, it's pulling out and cumming outside

I appreciate all succs, even if they belong to the itty bitty titty committee.

>>98452 >itty bitty titty >both exhibit roundness to their chest You don't know what a true washboard looks like. I do absolutely agree with the message though. More love for DFC.

>>98453 In the age of cows, anything less than a DD is petite.

>>98452 >>98453 >>98454 Also, imps. I like imps. They seem fun.

>>98454 I, for one, welcome our booby overlords.

I'm a big fan of Sabbath propaganda hours

>>98457 The most important thing about boobies is presenting them with ENTHUSIASM, not that they're big.

>>98458 It's not about the size of the boobies, but the quality of the milk

Flat chests are the most beautiful

I will never accept a flatty beeg soft mamono breasts are my home

>>98461 >beeg soft mamono breasts Honestly, I'm fine with medium.

>>98462 those are beeg though anything more is into mega territory which I'm not a big fan of honestly proportions are important and logistics start falling apart after a point

>>98463 I'm sorry a shark does not need tits.

>>98463 No, these are all labeled as Medium. MEDIUM. >>98464 gfy

>>98464 everything needs tits everything >>98465 them're mega for sure but within an acceptable range

A flat shark is a fast shark. This shark is not harmful to me, for I can swim away.

>>98467 drag is overcome by sufficient velocity they also help with steering. don't ask how

>>98468 >they also help with steering These boobs are such backseat swimmers!

>>98468 Floatation bladders. They can inflate them with extra air to control their buoyancy.

>>98469 furthermore, in the immortal words of our Glorious Savior, SPEED AND WEIGHT speed is nothing without mass to back it up

>>98471 Jesus fucking christ I know it's on the nose (not booping) given she's an aquatic monster but I want to motorboat so bad.

>>98472 Yeah, except for the aquatic nature of the mershark, she is really damn sexy.

>>98472 It's less on the nose than it would be with a manatee.

>>98472 even with that pointy thingy in the way? >>98473 what's unsexy about being aquatic, huh? HUH? do you hear a mamono say "I'm so wet!" and go EEWWW?

>>98473 She can probably slither around on land like a lamia, you have to find a charm to keep her skin moist and then deal with the fact that she's always slightly damp.

>>98476 >what's unsexy about being aquatic, huh? Very, VERY strong fear of drowning. Just makes aquatic mamono a nonstarter for me.

>>98476 When there's a will there's a way. The shark will be motorboated and I will be bruised, cut up and bitten to bits.

>>98476 >>98479 >The shark will be motorboated and I will be bruised, cut up and bitten to bits. Later, Anon and Mershark BOTH look extremely SMUG

>>98480 >Both parties look like they won >Because they did What a rare and beautiful thing.

>>98480 >Smug mershark >Slightly bruised and bloody >Mostly anon's blood >'Red mana'. >He's fine >She's fine >They're fine

>>98452 must be some of those lesser succs

>>98463 What's the cat doing?

>>98483 They just need to learn 'level drain' or maybe find someone to feed them an appropriate amount of essence

>>98484 evil

>>98486 Ordinary Cat behavior

sHARKS

>>98452 Same, that includes Alps

>>98486 Impossible, she looks too cute

>>98486 >evil That's what you want from a cat, though. Especially Cheshires. Cheshires need to do evil or they get cranky.

shh

>>98492 kuu girl who looks warm

>>98383 I remember that old edit I made, and yeah I tried to make it look like a meme ad you would see on strange websites.

Pop quiz: evil Is stored in the... A. Breasts B. Butt C. Fox D. Hat E. All of the above

>>98495 Definitely the hat. Get miss hatter to put a good hat on her and she'll immediately turn good.

>>98495 definitely somewhere under her dress. lemme just crawl in there and remove it.

>>98489 Alps with mid size breasts and a very thick tail are the best

>>98496 The Heinous Hatter of the Heiney The Heroic Hatter of the Heart

>>98498 Alps have the most shiny horns and tails. Its like they spend all night stroking and polishing them.

>>98500 No, you just have to buy them Alpo--makes their horns, tails, and hair super shiny.

>>98500 Well oiled shiny monsters are the best

The only god I pray to is the lazy demon of sloth I summoned.

>>98485 Demon lolis don't be in any kind of hurry to get bigger if you ask me.

>>98504 I would have so much anal sex with that little demon

>>98505 What if she gets tired and doesn't want to keep pegging you?

>>98506 I'm the one penetrating her delicate and little anus until her belly is bloated with my seed

>>98506 I know your alpposting was interrupted but this level of faggotry has always been frowned upon.

Cheshire loves her faggots! Big meaty faggots fill her right up! Though sometimes her big paws can make a mess when enjoying a scrumptious faggot. Faggots with peas are the best dinner in the world!

>>98504 Smug-u-bus needs love and affection

Stop being a faggot and be a father instead, that breed your endangered mamono wife for her population is almost going extinct.

>>98511 Well what about my population huh? I’m sure the DL will succeed eventually, but how many boy baby names has she thought of?

>>98512 I believe Eros can bless you with a son, though I've only seen it on a occasional blue moon and from Echidnas exclusively due to how eldritch their wombs are.

>>98509 Coincidentally, I just watched a fun video about faggots! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rR-wqxRjIg

>>98500 I would polish her anus and the inside of her rectum with my penis, no homo just helping a bro out

So is there prisons in demon realms where the most destructive men go to be subdued by mamono radicals.

>>98517 yes

>>98517 Is there a prison where the most subby Anons get cuddled by mamono mommies?

>>98519 thats called a bar

>>98519 >>98520 No, that's called a crib.

>>98520 >>98522 Can't it be more like "Mommy Prison?" I would like to be sentenced to "Mommy Prison" by a stern Judge Mommy, Mommy Prosecuting Attorney, and Mommy Bailiff. >Even the Mommy Defense Attorney goes "Ara Ara" at the sentence.

>>98523 I wonder if there's some sentence in which your momster has to come for you at the police station, clean you like they do in jail and "punish" you (if you know what I mean) in front of the authorities

Bogies have it covered easily, but what is a Bogey to do with a misbehaving boy?

>>98525 The method is called "Corporal Cuddling" and is described here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4&t=274s Be careful of the Anon Yodeling that often follows

>>98076 the smugness of a monster who knows what you're going to spend the rest of your life obsessing over

>>98525 hug into submission

I require kots.

Why always these ancient Elf hags that supposedly known all arts and secrets, magic and other techniques always want to train naked and in a bed under the covers? it's too hot and you can't learn much there specially if it's dark

>>98530 elves have no sense of urgency until they need to match a human's tempo

>>98530 Anon, she's trying to do the sacred "Sweat Lodge" method her ancestors have done for years, where you bask naked next to hot coals inside a closed up lodge. This eventually makes you dehydrated and delirious, and in this state, it's easier for the higher elven spirits to impart their knowledge to you. It's just way more economical these days to do that at home, together, under the covers, as skin-to-skin contact can get you extremely warm. Also, believe her when she insists you'll get hotter and more dehydrated faster if you put your penis inside of her. These eleven sorceress' have gotten this apprentice training down to a science.

>>98530 Some of them walk around walking wearing some pieces of cloth that can be barely called clothes waiting for their extremely voluptuous bodies to be impregnated by men

>>98530 Extremely ancient virgins, imagine their desperation

I bet elves would definitely try to make babies with their sons if they happened to have a baby boy instead of daughters

>>98535 All monsters would do that

are you reading any stories anons

>>98537 There haven't any releases of the stuff that I like recently so not really

>>98529 Same

>>98537 Been reading a Eros story called protecting the cherished.

Monster moms would set up their sons with their childhood friends, that there's probably a whole syndicate of mamono moms who give out their sons to the most appropriate monster for them.

The safest place in the world is between two girtablilus, because nothing in the world would mess with two giant scorpions. Also they can't sting you if you stay squished between them.

>>98541 Moms giving their sons their proper sexual education and a wonderful first time experience... multiple times

>>98543 Not how it works anon, that can only work if they're pseudo sons and not incubi sons.

>>98543 >"I was reborn as a baby in the monster world and now my mother wants to seduce me and make babies with me?" A best seller LN in the MGE continents

>>98545 I wouldn't be surprised if that was an actual light novel.

>>98545 That and the ones that lonely aunts write having fantasies with their clueless nephews

Your mamono children are gonna end up autistic anon don't fuck your auntie. That we already have enough autistic mamonos around.

>>98548 But together you and your auntster put the "sin" in "cousin"

>>98542 >horny scorpion wants to sting you >whiffs your head and stings the other scorpion behind you >horny scorpion #2 now wants to sting you a lot >whiffs your head and stings the other scorpion in front of you it's like the three stooges but with rape

>>98545 >I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY, MOM! This isn't normal, but on mamonobanana, it is.

>>98513 I will call him Knuckles.

>>98548 Don't worry, my ADHD is going to override the autism, the kids will be fine.

>>98548 They're going to be wurms anyway so it's not like anyone will notice.

>>98534 >anon and echidna hugging their egg together as it begins to hatch >wurm #4 in a row

Current thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-35W_FWCT9Q

>>98517 on my island they kill and eat you on the first offense for littering come visit.

>>98557 Undead sandworms?

Did you know that in Canada, wives come in bags?

>>98559 SO DO I I have been banned from most grocery stores

I prefer to get hit on by the monster working the register

>>98561 >It's a salamander >Anon meant "hit" literally Many such cases

>>98562 I meant I am a small office worker. I make smalltalk to this overzealous salamander portal immigrant. This is her first job and she doesn't know that much about earth. Through a series of mistranslations and misunderstandings while making smalltalk and commenting/asking about the things I'm buying, she thinks I'm some sort of 'excel wizard'

>>98563 Too late. >Anon gets punched in the FACE by a salamander >She loses her job over it, naturally >Demands Anon take her in for "leading her on" >Despite her best attempts to be tsun about it, leads to sex within literally HOURS

>>98562 Sally's right to domestic violence SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

I told him you can't put that much Soul in a construct, it'll make it unstable. Did he listen? No.