>>102599 They gave anon an anxiety spood.

>>102600 It's the same guy

Rapacious Vampire Lords for some! Tiny American flags for others!

>>102597 Speed demons make sense, there are men who'd sell their souls for the thrill.

>>102590 Vampires drink their blood, which results in reduced oxygenation and nutrition of tissue, which in turn results in reduced performance. Blood loss is a serious medical issue for a reason.

>>102605 this guy sounds like he has an imbalance of humours

>>102605 eat a orange then

>>102586 My headcanon is that Red dragons = Strong, fierce, but sometimes make blunders due to their aggressive disposition. Yellow dragons = Socially skilled, more proficent in conversation and economics. They're more likely to become rich by starting a business than by taking over a few towns & taxing them. Green dragons (MGE default) = All-rounders. Jack of all trades, master of none all of them. Don't eat me, Ms. Dragon. Blue dragons are magically gifted. They have superior strength as all dragons but, their strongest point is spellweaving. Black dragons are "evil" dragons. They don't rely on raw strength as much as intrigue, deceit etc. Malefs are their subspecies, for example. White dragons are rare kind of dragons that are kind and compassionate. They're calm and balanced, their abilities roughly match the green ones. Orange have strong fire abilities, brown ones are berserks forgoing most of their other features for brute strength, speed, and agility.

>>102606 >>102607 Vampires only exist as dummies for target practice. Their sole purpose is to be pumped with demon lead repeatedly, until they calm the fuck down and retreat to their manors.

>>102609 >Their sole purpose is to be pumped C'mon, dude, you see what you're typing. Everyone knows what you want to do. Go to her. Warm her cold, tsundere heart. She needs you just as much, you know.

>>102610 Why should I get anywhere near her? I'll stay at my ranch, with my army of minotaurs, and my Remington chambered for 7.62x51. If she wants trouble, she can come to me. She'll be filled with demon lead before she gets within 200ft radius around me, and then I'll send her back to her manor via FedEx.

>>102610 I think the Vamp is the one that needs to warm his cold tsundere heart.

>>102595 Both are obviously not humans, what kind of autism is this?

>>102613 Maybe anon never played Touhou. Aside from the wings, they look absolutely human. Flandre's wings actually look like some decoration more than real wings.

>>102612 We need, like, a whole squad of cupids for this one.

>>102615 Your squad of cupids is busy protecting me from vampires. I also gave them battle rifles to replace their old bows, and special green bullets which mean, "Fuck off already".

>>102614 Even more so because some fanon depictions explain Flandre's wings as artificial prosthetics, but looks like they might be her actual wings in canon. >The wings are an irregular shape unlike those of any living creature, youkai or ghost, or a vampire's typical bat-like wings (or even organic matter). In an interview, Reimu says, "I doubt she can fly with those wings," and Hieda no Akyuu notes that there are plenty of those in Gensokyo who can fly without wings. According to Whispered Oracle of Hakurei Shrine, Flandre's wings originally were bat-like like her sister's, but due to them being countlessly destroyed and regenerated, they ended up in their current form, which was easier to regenerate.

whats the weirdest thing your saw/read regarding MGE, canon or fanfic?

>>102618 it's old hat but the demon lord birthing show is hard to top

>>102618 canon wise? fuggin humpty eggs man fanfic wise? the old MGU forum had a story that i forget most of the detals, but a scientist lady was unbirthed by an echidna and became one herself dunno how that works

>>102619 Can you say you are worthy of a lilim wife if you didn't even watch her being born?

>>102620 conceptually humpties are pretty weird, yeah, but i'm not exactly checking for the age of any given slime. it's all about volume and where it's distributed

>>102618 Entirety of abysmal monsters and the salpinx.

Everything was fine in the village until a Rata moved in. Now the headlines read 'Anon; Weak to Lamias?', or 'Exposé: Anonymous sighted with blueberries in shopping basket; Demon community comments'

>>102623 what's wrong with salpinx? too much jazz?

>>102624 >blueberries Anon is RACIST! He must be put through sensitivity training NOW!

>>102625 In one case she turned all men into tentacle things with her magic.

>>102627 these kind of things happen every so often. you can just go to work like usual and it'll be back to normal tomorrow

>>102618 The Theriomorphosis potions in Canon. I don't know why the bestiality potion existing catches me off guard more than Mind Flayers fucking squids, and Atlach-Nachas fucking giant spiders, but it just does

Years ago I said that Vampires were the most boring undead and saying why Zombies were much superior in entertainment and more enjoyable as company, never expected that it would evolve in this kind of garbage, I love undead, I simply prefer one kind of undear over the rest

>>102630 don't overthink it. it's One Guy

Why do you anons have to be such fags?

>>102630 Unfortunately people can't like something without shitting on another thing.

The best undead monster girl is clearly the WURM.

>>102618 Canon would be Humpty Eggs. Absolute dog shit execution. No I will not fuck the transfigured Jub-Jub fetus KC, fuck off. Fanon is a lot harder to say because moderately desensitize to everything at this point. There’s like nothing that comes to mind that comes to mind, but also never went on MGU or monster.

>>102632 I would an Alp in every hole, and I'm not gay

Wights are the best undead. The most beautiful fine noble ladies, female knights and cute+lewd lolis.

I dunno, I like liches. I just think they're kuu

>>102638 I like Wights but I prefer them as cute Zombies for some reason, it pains me that the more I love a Zombie the more she could turn into a Wight, I prefer if my Zombies could stay as such

>>102640 It's the MGE; your heart is an everstone and your wife will always keep that close. I kind of have the opposite problem: I like wights and papillon but wouldn't want anything to do with the respective zombie and greenworm base models. Makes me feel like don't deserve the "evolved" forms even if I could just not meet a girl until until that part was out of the way.

>>102641 This but krampus. I like her, but her baphomet initial form ain't it.

>>102642 Krampuses aren't evolved Baphomets. They're just part of the same family

>>102643 C'mon, buddy. Smol gote --> BEEG gote I'm not stupid, that's an evolved baph.

>>102644 Nah man, there is no proof that Baphomets evolve into Krampuses. You're just seeing shit Stop stating the fucking obvious, the Sabbath is gonna send a loli hit squad after you.

>>102644 But what does the big goat turn into?

>>102646 They become sex, breeder of worlds

>>102644 You forgot that they can also turn into satyros if you give them enough wine. Baphomets are basically the Evee of the MGE.

>>102582 >Didn't know they could have tiger ears and tails lets call em rakshasa

>>102652 I want a crab to juggle me with their pincers.