>>101598 >Annoy Dragon >She throws a bronze coin at me. >I've been certified by a Dragon to not be worthless. I see that as a win.

Who is even minting all this metal into coins for the dragons? or is it STOLEN!?

>>101599 >annoy the same dragon multiple times >obtain many bronze coins >each time your value increases

remember to pull your ocelomehs every now and again. do not the ocelomeh.

>>101602 You only throw pillow or boots at them when they're yowling at night

>>101600 Not stolen, finessed. Forcefully.

Evil white-haired women is my fetish.

>>101605 but how do you know that shes evil?

>>101606 Kind of music playing in the background of her (evil) speeches is a clue.

>The downside to letting your wife wear your shirts Remember, women’s tops are usually elastic for a reason. I hope none of you have clothes with text like that on it, but you get the point.

>>101608 >melancholy piano music: tragic villain hiding her vulnerability behind a mask >pompous string music: an over-the-top melodramatic villain who loves to perform >a choir chanting in some exotic language (or singing the credits backwards like in Mask of the Phantasm: a megalomaniacal villain >eerie banjo: rapist villain

>>101605 Would worship titty malef.

>>101606 She's the head of the HOA in her neighborhood. Really, you can't be more evil than that.

>>101605 To correct them, right anon?

>>101612 Man, I hate unsympathetically evil villains. At least try to make them believable.

pirates!

>>101615 Piracy is a crime! Crime is bad!

>>101616 All she wants to raid is anon's fridge.

>>101612 >oh my, looks like your garden ornament isnt on the approved list~ >dont worry we can work something out. >may i come in?

>>101600 >Who is even minting all this metal into coins for the dragons? Oh that's easy to explain

>>101619 THEIR TWILIGHT CAMPAIGN IS EASY TO EXPLAIN

>>101619 Imagine being their slave... hot.

>>101619 A worse value package deal

>>101606 listen to their laugh pattern kukuku is a bad one

>>101623 "bad" in what way?

>>101623 That's just fox noises, can't be bad

>>101625 you're dead wrong

>>101626 I don't get it, she's doing her job so it's not a bad fox

>>101622 What are better value package deals? >Gandharva and apsara >Kamaitachi >Holst and troll >Lava golem and ice queen

>>101628 Gremlin and automaton

what is a mad hatter without her hat?

>>101628 >dhamp and vamp >sally and liz Stuck between their constant squabbling, will never have a moment of peace and quiet again. Also lich and vamp, because its cute

>>101627 the insurance she sells you also includes "bloodline prosperity guarantee". if you sign up, she'll sneak into your bed on the same night and rape you.

>>101630 Mad

>>101605 I love fixing evil women

>>101632 It's the only way to ensure that I have a bloodline. Perfectly logical, that. >>101631 I would love to be stuck between those two female lizards. They're so meaty, and I'm sure they'd train me to be so lean.

>>101632 Not if I catch and sex her first

>>101568 no, short as in distance and cooldown. like a Blink Dagger but even smaller, a Blink ButterKnife if you will. Real timesaver even if you're alone in the kitchen, too. My Kikimora maid has one, she says that's how she manages to do all the maidly duties in the same day each day, compared to how I have to set aside specific days for when i clean the floor or cook food for the week or so on.

>>101634 Lolibabas are the best, I want to make so many children with a lolibaba until both team of a soccer field are filled with my daughters

>>101637 Anon, she’s just good at her job and trying to avoid calling out that you’re not.

>>101606 i'm sure she's just misunderstood

>>101630 Mad Teater.

>>101628 >Wight and Pharaoh >Demon and Apophis >Kunoichi and Ochimusha The reasoning for this based on: my dick

>>101628 as an aspiring villain i'd want an imp, a familiar and a hobgoblin as my minions

>>101628 Imagine the rape.

>>101642 >Demon and Apophis That sounds incredibly dangerous and I wish the three of you all the best.

>>101645 >Sloppily making out with an Apophis and demon in a double purple sandwich >Demon is taller than you and apophis is a snake >So, your legs are dangling off the floor, suspended by the volume of their boobs and hips alone >Know it will stay relatively tempered and simmering >until grapesnek bites >get pushed down for just a moment >while you melt between two great, steamy purple pair of tits, apophis and demon kiss >apophis bites demon >resurface from cleavage >tempered and simmering is now boiling >magic kisses. lipstick kisses. sex with one while the other toys with your butt >everything you see is tinted with purple. your brain starts breaking. your pupils become dull hearts. >they giggle at the feeble resistance your tongue puts up, and soon enough your entire being, from body to senses to soul, are devoured by the demon and the snake

>>101646 >while the other toys with your butt An alp, a Demon and an Apophis

>>101646 Why make it gay

>>101628 Apophis and Basilisk