>>101536 >There's a tea party in my pants That just sounds like you peed yourself.

I'm convinced down to my bones that the best way to get rich in a post-mamono world, other than opening up a dating service, is to sell monster girl-friendly furniture. Like, let's disregard the fact that so many different monster girls are considerably bigger than regular-sized humans (dragons, oni, hellhounds, etc.) or have physical shapes that no way adhere to the human body plan (weresharks, lamias, etc.) even roughly human-sized and human-shaped mamono are in need of furniture that can stand up to their monstrous physiques. Just take the mad hatter in the pic at the top of the thread; do you believe that there's a single chair sold in stores that could stand up to the sheer quantity of her enormous ass, or a single bed that could withstand the sheer force of her screwing some guy's brains out without being reduced to splinters? No, you need a better grade of furniture for that, and you'd make a shit ton of money if you did so.

Maids! Maids in dirndls!

>>101539 OH NO! DIRNDLS! MY SINGULAR SOFT SPOT!

>>101541 >SINGULAR > >>

>>101538 The industrial strength hammock or Kevlar bean-bag chair is making a comeback.

>>101545 Why did it ever go out of fashion?

>>101538 It's impossible, it can't be done, there's a reason she's contained in the topsy-turvy funnyworld instead of the real world, thank god.

>>101539 Fine, but I'm not ogling until I know they're actual maids instead of random tittymonsters in costume.

>>101548 Random tittymonsters in costume are just maids waiting to happen. You have to will it.

I DO NOT SERVE I COOK

>>101550 Do not let them cook

>>101539 >come home after working overtime on Saturday >kiki meido ina dirndl serves a fresh homemade pizza and a pint of beer it hurts. Hey Babayag, where is my kiki meido in a dirndl to love and cherish?

>>101552 Druella already opened the portals but she got stuck because her ass was too fat and they can't get her out.

high temperature canine

>>101555 Helldogs becoming increasingly unpopular as the heat rises.

>>101553 maids...

>>101557 (Dead) maids...

>>101556 Too many summoning mishaps causing spikes in both temperature and hound population Scientists baffled

>>101557 Cute cat.

Speaking of maids, you should ask your Shoggoth to try out different styles. You'll be surprised how fashionable she can be! Shoggoths really got a drip.

>>101558 My favorite

Wights are cool. A very useful trait in summer.

>>101550 I've worked in a kitchen before, how the hell am i meant to work around a horse? she'll be longer than the aisle and probably as wide

>>101564 Short teleportation spell.

>>101566 OK, how short do you have to be for it to work? I'm 5'3", is that still too tall?

There are Anons dense enough to not understand this kind of signal.

>>101570 Is that a decapitation scar on her neck? I kinda want to lick it

>>101570 Maybe she''s just being polite. She could be Canadian.

>>101570 It's not that I don't understand; it's that she's not a cat.

You ever watch a ghoul eat a watermelon? You ever watch one destroy a watermelon with her thighs? It’s very messy.

>>101575 You ever seen a ghoul crush a watermelon with her thighs, then clean up the whole mess without using her hands?

>>101576 That entire time you are thinking >I wish she were licking the watermelon off me

Greenworm carrot eating ASMR

Hey bby mebbe I cld b ur watermelon

>>101578 There is a niche for this kind of material I'm sure. I've watched a few of those "pig eats slop" videos

>>101578 Did someone say corn time?! >>101580 Comparing a greenworm with a pig is crazy stuff. Consider yourself green'd if the portals ever open. The Rape correction you're going to get will be written in the books of history.

>>101579 "But anon, then I'd have to eat you," cries the ghoul.

How's everyone holding up with the heat. Remember to drink plenty of water, even if it tastes a bit fuzzy.