>>110350 Griffon guard and look after ancient treasures. It is their role. But what is treasure? >Griffons treasure is treasure - obviously >Her belongings are treasure - makes sense >Anon’s treasures are treasure - if he stores them with her treasure then yes obviously >Anon’s belongings are treasure - well if she wants to guard them ok >Anon’s house is treasure - it is pretty valuable in this property market >The contents of anons fridge are treasure - he can go to the store and get more bacon it really isn’t a big deal >Anon is treasure - sweet but that’s not really how it works- stop. Griffon stop. >anons dick is treasure

>>110282 they can run but they can't hide

>>110351 She needs to hide Anons dick in her bajingo to keep THIEVES from stealing it!

>>110354 >yanshire cat detaches anon's dick and hides it in her pussy every time they are separate to ensure he doesn't cheat on her

>>110351 no loli griffon to comment on what an ancient relic you are (affectionate)

>>110356 >show your daughter the last console you bought <Damn unc, you never told me you had this retro machine! >It's a PS3

>>110355 Yanshire? Did you just make BEST CAT into EVEN MORE BESTEST CAT? The answer is yes.

>>110358 It's logical, she can watch and pop at any time

>>110357 <so? What games can it play?

>>110360 WHAT ABOUT OTHER GAME?

>>110359 cats are naturally a bit unhinged

>>110357 PS3 came out twenty years ago. NES launched in the US twenty one years before that.

>>110362 And that's a good thing, I will let her hold it

>>110361 HA HA HA HA

>>110363 No! The PS3 is the height technology! IT HAS A BLURAY PLAYER IN IT! OTACON TOLD ME THIS WAS IMPRESSIVE! I AM NOT OLD!

>>110363 We need to start calling games by epochs of gaming instead of just old=retro.

>>110363 You just know she does it on purpose to show off the handprint to rest of the gang

>>110366 Bloodborne is on PS4 therefore it's the only ps worth a damn

Yay it's Friday! Perfect for staying all night playing retro games with your auntster while she prepares delicious snacks or orders some pizza

>>110361 Miss Greenworm still has her 3DO to play a certain game she loves.

>>110370 It's Thursday, auntie is drinking early in the morning again...

>>110371 This is the ethics police, explain that lack of outfit right now!

>>110367 Actually yeah, I remember a few months ago on another site there was a discussion about how 7th gen consoles have more in common with current games than 6th gen and older, even if they can be considered old. I'd consider 4th gen a cutoff for retro, maybe 5th if we're being generous. >>110370 Auntster feels so lonely that maybe you could hang out with her on Thursday.

>>110370 Well it isn't the day yet but making out in the couch is a retro game now?

>>110376 Yes, it even got nominated to game of the year back then but lost to "hot sweaty sex under the covers" that year

Auntie still thinks blowing anon's "cartridge" works

You need a hag succuvirus that knows how to get older games to run on your PC

>>110379 >auntie that isn't my cartridge, and you don't need to stick in in your mouth >don't worry, that's isn't my mouth

>>110380 >check succuvirus.exe >compatibility mode already set to (You) >cannot disable it

>>110382 >anons investigating his succuvirus.exe Does she know? Is she embarrassed? Proud? Can you do it while she sleeps? Just don’t wake her up.

>>110380 >try to run Neverwendigo Nights 2 >get an error message with a code >google the code >the only result is a website a cyrillic alphabet >go in anyway >sketchy design, lots of garish colors >click what looks like a download button >a patch is downloaded >run it >game now works fine >also Succuvirus is researching your porn folder to get to know you better, is nyet problem normal katastrof

>Anon spends lots of time on computer >Meidos must keep up with the times >Kikis create a digital Kiki that can clean up his desktop, and make sure his files are organised and things run smoothly >Also keep out nasty malware and whore succuviruses >This won’t cause issues

>>110385 wait until you see... THE EVIL MAID!

>>110388 We already have shog

>>110389 What about digital shog?

>>110390 Digital circus shog

She is actually a very thoughtful and intelligent lady

>>110392 I want her as my maid, I bet she's a great cook

>>110393 Do you like pies?

>>110394 Boo. That's an overused joke. Come up with something newer.

>>110394 In fact I do

>>110356 >loli griffon calls you a priceless relic >you can't stop admiring how brand new she is

they should be BIG, awe-inspiring and imposing.

>>110398 Imagine Griffon auntster saying that you are her treasure

>try to grab treasure >griffin slaps it out your hand <"MINE!" >try to take gold >she takes it back <"MINE!" >try to leave she blocks the exit, and puts her hands on your shoulders <"mine.."

>>110400 im afraid the cat has chosen you. you do not have a choice in this. do not the cat.

>>110400 >mine... She didn't yell that time. She doesn't sound so sure.

>>110400 The solution is to take the griffin herself

>>110403 why would she yell in your ear? that wouldn't be very nice. it's a sexy cat purr. sexy because she's about to have her way with you. she's going to rape you. as any good, self-respecting griffon would.

>>110405 Why isn't it capitalized then? She doesn't have to yell it, but she can say it confidently. All i'm saying is, she's not as dominant as she makes herself seem. Birbs love posturing after all.