Is brown moo friendly or is she aggressive or is she both?

>>108214 Yes.

>>108215 Just don’t wear red and feed her well. If it looks like she’s aggressive or aggro then it’s too late. They are hard to calm down. At least you know quickly.

>>108211 Very alluring behaviour but it's missing something, something to drink with her...

>>108214 Cows are essentially giant dogs. You'll be fine as long as you don't startle her.

MILKERS!

>>108218 The cow goes “woof”

>>108218 >>108220 So in addition to milking, she'd enjoy belly rubs too?

>>108217 fox...

Foxfucker times

>>108223 nope. still talking about cows

My place is between the paws.

being under an ushi is probably fine, maybe

>>108226 it is until you get out of her blind spot

>>108227 >Where is Anon?

My place is plant food.

Typical hebi scenario

I’ve had it up to HERE with these “zips” (slur for zipangese). Down with zips! Down with zips!

>>108209 >bovine uprising >angry moos from cow wife >there there, Bessie. What's wrong, girl? In a bad mood? Want me to milk you? >Angry moos turn into content moos >then lustful moos >then excited moos >then happy moos Bovine uprising foiled again. Next time for sure

Attack cows in the DL army. Load them onto trebuchets. Fire them into the enemy.

>>108231 >going down on zip monsters

>>108233 Worms Armageddon vibes

>>108210 It's not addictive... 'less you're a cowfucker.

>>108231 Yes I want to suck the nips from a zip

>>108235 >The concrete bicorn

>>108232 She successfully rose up and down many times that night and now everyone is happy. Seems like a good uprising to me.

pov you are standing with your back straight after demanding the army's largest cow.

>>108241 Rufus... calm down.

>>108242 >2900 pounds jesus christ

I see a lot of people praising the cows. Are we really going to pretend like what they did back in the 90's didn't happen? Everybody talks abut cows rights, they don't talk about cow's wrongs.

>>108241 Goddamn, vaginas are fucking disgusting

>>108245 alp-like typing detected

>>108244 Fat and docile big and dumb they look so stupid they aren't much fun cows aren't fun

Alt minos. Punk minos. Glam Minos. Emo Minos. Skater Minos. Jazz Minos.

>>108248 How do I differentiate the Alt and Emo?

>>108249 Ask one within ear shot of the other.

>>108250 Goth mino thinks they're both posers and conformists

>>108228 This chesh deserves many fisho

>>108251 >>108248 It's a bloodbath for what music anon puts on the radio when it's milking time and/or he's driving them to the all you can eat meat bbq.

The introduction of public education and standardised testing into wonderland has boosted cheshire iq points by 30 points to an average iq of 31.

Dragon milk is one of the more expensive types of milk, partly because you have to defeat the dragon before you can milk her.

>>108257 What if I sneak into her lair and milk her in her sleep?

>>108258 they are prone to subconsciously grabbing and snuggling men in their sleep, making the milk spoil before the man can properly store it.

>>108257 This is also true for used dragon panties, lingerie, towels etc. I sold a pair of used boyshorts from the wyvern guard gym back to the wyverns for mad cash.

>>108256 It should be noted that this is 29 points higher than the average small cat.

>>108259 Oh nooooo

>>108262 be careful and do your research before attempting this. tsunderism is rampant among dragons and the ensuing "kyaaaaaa!" when they wake up can cause hearing damage. also- >no winghug or tailwrapping

>>108263 I require wing hugs and tailwrapping to live, though! I have a doctor’s note and everything!

One winged wurm

>>108265 The world is not ready for emo wurm.

>>108266 The chuuniest of girls

Malef Wurm

>>108253 they're getting shitty pop country if they don't stop arguing i'm the only one who fits inside the cab so i get to choose the moosic

Genki Eros Malef obsessed with (literally) setting people's hearts on fire to spread love.

>>108270 >she looks like an average malef dragon >everyone baffled the moment she opens her mouth

>>108270 >Eros Malef decides to spread the love in nearby village, decides most efficient way is to carpet-bomb village with love fire > All the women are promptly turned into dragonnewts, all the men are rendered into horny idiots promptly pounced upon by dragonnewts > Love fire also acts like regular fire on non-living things, entire village burned to the ground > Panic spreads through region as stories spread of strangely pink dragon that incinerated settlement and turned inhabitants to monsters > Eros Malef thinks that everything went great, decides to do the same other villages > Observing cupid has a stroke

>>108270 That's the kind of malef I want by my side, in my party. Sadly I can only pay her with pat pat and shy affection