>>111452 She has never looked more in control.

>>111453 Inside she is screaming. Look into her eyes. They're begging for help.

>>111454 Maybe she should try outside screaming.

>>111455 At 4 AM?

>>111450 It's not a day if I don't get purrjobs

>>111454 Maybe she should try cream instead of scream.

>>111456 Since when have dragons cared what the neighbors think?

Dragons should be raping me instead.

Dragons should be raping 111461 anon instead.

gold dragons are always like >oh no you're carrying a terrible curse I must draw it out of your body before it's too late

>>111465 >Oh, that's okay, the kitsune down the street already offered to ritually cleanse it. >A Tanuki offered me a potion to get rid of it, too... For the right price. >The pale snake following me won't shut up about removing it, either. >Meanwhile, the ghost haunting Anon just wants those other whores to leave them in peace.

Yeah I’d hate to be raped by a dragon and made her sex slave and then I watch her dork out in her journal when she thinks I’m asleep

If dragons are lizards, why do they have 6 limbs? Obviously they belong to a different (read:superior) lineage than the tetrapods.

>>111468 it's true, dragons are cats

>>111469 Cats are also tetrapods, which means dragons aren't cats. Checkmate, "mere lizard" supporters.

cat

Dragons are in fact closely related to krakens. If you look at the internal structure of the tail you will find that it's actually two tentacles fused together.

>>111468 Are Dragons really gonna claim insect superiority?

>>111473 dragonflies are pretty cool and are excellent predators in both larval and adult form

>>111473 Of course not. Dragons are very obviously still closely related to tetrapods, which is why i propose dragons belong into a cousin clade that evolved alongside tetrapods, but that stemmed from lobefinned fish with 3 pairs of fins instead of two. Call them hexapods. Which would explain why they hate it when wyverns get classified into dragons. Wyverns have 4 limbs like the rest of us.

>>111465 But what about princess carrying her?

>>111475 thats because wyverns are descent from dragons, tehyre from the line of dragons that evolved into tetrapods from hexapods, its very easy for that to happen

>>111465 >wise, regal gold dragon >encounter her in the kitchen making you breakfast in a naked apron

>>111461 Dragons owe me rape.

>>111478 Hot

Dragons owe me Fruit By The Foot!

>>111470 Cats are hexapods sometimes.

>>111473 Auntie Abba is so daring with her poses

Let me tell you. The vanilla dragon that lives in the mountains in order territory or neutral territory? Most virulent, greedy, cruel and misanthropic lizard you will ever meet. Such is life when your only friend is the piles of gold and that one teddy bear she found.

>>111485 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a fuckin' minute. Dragons have FLAVORS? I DEMAND A STRAWBERRY DRAGON!

>>111485 <"You know Anon, you're the only human I've ever met who hasn't tried to kill me. It's a shame the rest of them aren't like you." >"There are plenty of countries where humans and monsters get along. If you hate the neighbors so much why don't we just leave?" <"I WAS HERE FIRST DAMN IT" >good news, she loves you >bad news, she's still at war with the surrounding kingdoms just on general principle

>>111486 Sorry, the only flavors we currently have in stock are copper and blue.

>>111487 >bad news, she's still at war with the surrounding kingdoms just on general principle Honestly? I get it. And the order can't put a lien on her cave like the HOA can on my house, so let there be chaos. I'll get my armor. Wait, I don't have armor. Can she steal me some armor? Sweet.

>>111488 Uh, blue? Not blueberry or blue raspberry? Just... blue? ... Fine, I'll take that one. I gotta know what it is!

Lemon or mango sorbet dragons?

>>111483 Good bodyguard, can stay on my back for enemy encounters

Deonora you cunt you can’t just give every dragon a flavour and then not reveal your own. I bet it’s cola. Or root beer.

I fucked up, manticore when?

>>111485 and that teddy bear? me.

female lizard(mere)

>>111495 Cute. A good fate.

>>111491 Lemon. I fucking love Lemon. I would a lemon alarune, or dryad or matango, or abbadon, or troll, or h'orc or succ, or deem, or lamia, or dragon, or slime, or... Ya know what just about any monster girl with a bag of lemons will do.

>>111498 Uh, OK.

>>111493 Deonora is red. I suspect her flavor is cherry.

>>111500 she's a trend chaser, so it might be chile limon

>>111500 That bitch is a goddamn raspberry and you know it. And I love raspberries!

>>111496 female lizard(wife)

female lizard (fighter jet)

Wyvern!

Heil Hydra!