>>111396 and onahole

>>111389 Still I want them both in my bed

>>111398 You couldn't even handle a two tailed fox.

>>111399 sure i could. one in each hand

>>111399 we foxfags always want more than we can handle

>>111400 The tails would overwhelm you. Just the scent alone would drive you mad. An old Kitsune like Ran would destroy your mind.

What's with the note on her hat?

>>111403 you'd get it if you were a haberdasher

>>111403 old clothing store thing, basically, she's wearing the display model of the hat.

Bogie could probably rival a cheshire in puns

>>111403 Reminds me of one of those stories where people get cakes with the stuff they literally said written on them, instead of what they asked for. Something like a cake that says "And draw a heart in the middle", instead of having a heart.

>>111403 >In the comic illustrations and the movies, the Mad Hatter wears a top hat with a fascia reading ‘In This Style 10/6’. The inscription 10/6 represents the cost of the hat, which is 10 shillings and 6 pence. >>111405 I imagine she saw a hat on display, noticed the price and was like "10 shilling and 6 pence? I can make that one for free!" and grew one that looked identically, including the tag.

>>111403 It's in 'this style'. You don't want to be an out of style hatter. Then you get the dreaded gloomy shroom. >She sits by herself in the garden. >The rain pours around her, diluting her cup of tea and spilling it out onto the saucer. She stares blankly at herself in its milky reflection. >Hatless. >Crestfallen. >A darkness about her. Love gone from those brandy red eyes. >Cheshire approaches with an umbrella. <“Would you like some shelter from the rain?” >“My hat used to do that.” <“Then why not come inside?” >“I must grow another, for it is no longer fashionable. It is no longer ‘this style’. It isn’t any style. I need water to grow.” <“Take a shower.” >“It’s not the same. I must steep in solitude.” <“You’re coming with me. Hot water is good for your skin.” >“My pores are fine.” <“Paws? What paws? You have no paws.” >“Pores. Like spores but with no s. You silly cat.” <“Silly? You’re mad.” >“That I am. But with no hat.” <“You’re not coming then? And that is that?” >“That is that, you incessant cat.” <“You forgot one thing.” >“And what is that, you bothersome cat?” <“Brute force.” >The cheshire scoops the hatless hatter into her paws and princess carries her back to the Manor House. >She took her to the bath, already drawn. After which she moved her from the sketch of the bath and into the actual jacuzzi tub full of hot water.

>>111403 i wonder if she wants people to by the hat from her, seeing as what mad hatters do

>>111410 It wouldn't work unless shilling is used as currency in wonderland.

>>111410 She absolutely would. Heck she might even give them out for free as charity. They make the most stylish hats of any monster, and it wouldn’t surprise me if some of the hat wearing profile monster girls were hats of mad hatter origin. Wonderland is an odd place but its denizens would still want to buy and trade things from other lands. Hats are just one thing they could barter with. Given wonderland has a “unique” position geographically, it can do business with whoever it wants.

>>111399 I can, ass to mouth so they can participate together Such activity is good to build a strong bong between your wives by tasting each other's butt

>>111414 Nice, but foxes ain’t even got the best smelling/tasting butt out of zipangu girls, let alone all monsters.

>>111403 >>111406 Imagine the threesome

>>111416 Clowntits and hat-ass... Hattits and clownass... They are going to discipline me for being a bad anon.

>>111417 >rude about outfits >rude about hats >heckled clowns performance >showed up late (actually late) to the tea party >ate all the cookies >insulted cooking >dodged the pie >chose all the wrong dialogue choices >did not heed cheshire's warning >rude to bogey friend BAD ENDING

>>111138 >climb on wyvern's back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQdKrVBd2CE >climb on dragon's back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GqryNKmMoQ >climb on wurm's back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQFmQTE7gto >climb on malef's back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkn2U41MBQU

>>111419 Malef clearly decided that peace is no longer an option

>>111340 Would touch and poke on the sofa

>>111381 >Miaou Sus

>>111340 After thinking about it, would hold firmly while mating press

>>111422 slut >>111426 slut

>>111427 Wrong, I just like the purple kot and will tell her. No bell and whistles

>>111427 Also she's the one getting fucked side ways so I win

>>111428 >>111429 Whatever you say: You paw-nibbling, claw-filing, bean-poking, ear-scritching, bell-ringing, tail-masturbating, hair-brushing, fluff-huffing, tea-drinking, joke-laughing, tour-following, rabbithole-spelunking, smug-loving, oxytocin-sniffing, pizza-ass-eating, teleportable, ridable, teasable, loveable, kissable CHESHBAIT.

>>111430 Yes. She's mine, what now?

>>111431 it means she won.

>>111432 I got chesh, I win

>>111430 I'm gonna pinch her clit.

>>111435 Will she cum?

>>111436 She might after the initial shock of getting her clit pinched.

>>111437 Is it painful?

>>111438 For her

>>111435 I am going to eat her ass so hard that she gets addicted to it and starts teleporting her butt into my mouth while im at work

>>111440 Teleporting chesh... chesh portals... carrying around chesh's vagina in your pocket, a pocket pussy, use whenever you want

>>111426 If we're ranking monsters by mating pressablity, then Hellhound, Malef and Wight have ankles asking to get grabbed and held down

>>111441 >look up >see cheshire's face >what >what >what >you were just in your office what did she do >her paw ruffles your head >She teleported your head into her cleavage >Just your head. >Nothing else >not decapitated. no blood. just stupid cheshire magic. >spend your 15 minute break getting paw-fed by cheshire stuffing food down her tits, and then smothered in sweaty musky smelly cheshire boobs >"Next time you forget to kiss me before leaving for work it's gonna be my butt instead."

>>111443 >fingering her disembodied vagina at incredibly inopportune and embarrassing moments >making her buckle in front of her wonderland friends

>>111444 There's no such thing as an embarrassing moment in Wonderland. She could collapse in the middle of a busy street and the other monsters would just look at her like "I wish my husband would do that to me".

>>111445 I would class having my disembodied head paraded between cheshire tits as embarassing

>>111445 A cheshire getting out-bamboozled would absolutely be embarrassing.

>>111443 Good, peak kot experience

If chesh doesn't give me telepurrjob while I feel bad at work why even live?

>>111449 Because tomorrow's a new day.

>>111450 there will be jam!