Why is it always danukis

>>110415 pure coincidence

>>110415 Do Alices make good auntsters?

Trapped in the middle of a pile of catgirls getting cuddled all night... imagine

>>110415 They're very enterprising

>>110400 Who would win? My greed or the gryphon's avarice

>>110419 Too hot. Also too noisy when all of them wake up at 2AM to run laps around the bedroom/your face.

>>110415 That was the personal preference of the dude that started the auntposting on /jp/ so we roll with it, if you have a personal favorite of your then go ahead. I've seen plenty of anons posting Bogies, Pyrows and Abbadons as their favorite auntsters, and of course tons of meaty hag Foxes as auntsters too.

>>110416 Yes, nothing to worry about, boyim.

>wock hasn't noticed you feeding sweets to her tentacles underneath the table >chesh has noticed, but you haven't noticed that she's noticed >when you try to inconspicuously reach for another one, chesh uses her teleportation powers to inconspicuously swap it for one of those wonderland growth cakes >wock is as surprised as anyone else when her body starts growing uncontrollably

>>110415 they always envied fox friday. hence why they campaigned so hard to make friday auntsterposting eclipse it.

Praise the sunrise

>>110426 For me it's this creature, Dragon auntster is my favorite weekend companion

>>110437 once i catch her its gonna be sun down, moon up.

>>110438 CRAZY HOT DRAGON SEX

>>110440 >moon You'll need a Wight for that

>>110442 With lights off, under the sheets

>>110446 you can still see pretty well because of the glow from her inner fire

>>110446 With the lights out it's less dangerous?

>>110445 i beg to differ

>>110451 I want to be a pharaoh's ass slave.

>>110453 sorry Anon, but you'll have to make do with being the minister of posterior affairs. its like ass slave, just with benefits and 6 weeks of pto. damn those unions, cant even get snatched up by a ancient evil fox anymore without them getting involved.

>>110454 Urge to marry Anubis… intensifying!

>>110437 Must resist the desert temptress and her bountiful, round sun

>>110449 Where does she glow? Back of her mouth so it's only visible when her mouth is open? Her throat, stomach, or womb, maybe?

>>110457 Her womb only glows when she's pregnant.

>>110458 But Anon, her womb is always glowing!

>>110460 Mmm, weighty.

>>110460 Auntie Rathalos is so hot

>>110446 Trapping all that steam and getting the sheets and mattress drenched in sweat Imagine the smell

>>110454 You know what? I'll take it. I'm gonna be the best damn cushion for miss pharaoh there is. And when apophis comes to grape her? She's gonna get distracted by me and smother me with her big fat sexy snutt instead.

What mamono would look sexies posing laying down on a piano?

dragons have no right to be as smug as they are

>>110467 give one good reason why they shouldnt.

>>110466 demon.

>>110466 Fairy

>>110466 A lamia

>>110468 its past her bed time and she has school tomorrow

>>110466 Gandharva. The mystery of how she plays a piano just adds to the appeal of giant boobs in the three piece suit.

>>110468 Wow, a princess carry sized dragon. Very nice.

>>110474 Every dragon with legs is princess carry size. Lift moar.

>>110475 Good lucky casually carrying 1000lbs of tits and ass. And tail.

>>110475 some limits simply cant be overcome.

>>110477 >tfw try to lift her from below using your shoulders but all you achieve is rubbing against her vulva and getting the top of your head wet

>>110476 >>110477 Push past your limits. Incubize. Imagine how wet getting carried to the bed will make her.

the horde is too cold, can't we have a normal bedroom?

>>110480 How could the horde be too cold? It's nothing but warm bodies.

Is vampire hunting a still a viable career in the modern era? Miss Dhampir rocks that outfit, make no mistake, but I'm pretty sure that if she tries to rescue the dude married to Miss Vampire she's just going to get the cops called on her.

>>110482 >become a vampire hunter just so you have a much higher chance of coming across a dhampir to rape

>>110482 You have to catch and release. It's perfectly ethical to hunt, capture, and hogtie a vampire so long as afterward she's left in an accessible location, preferably in direct sunlight, or in her shared bedroom if married. Shoving cloves of garlic up her nose before departing is considered unsporting but is often done anyway.

>>110482 they mostly just hang out at VtM larp events

>>110473 Gandharva got those claws on her wings that let her pluck strings, she could handle the piano too.

>>110482 Aren't vampires extinct in modern era? Modern technologies and magic allow dhampirs to spread and proliferate without restraint, while vampires rot and stagnate in their old, decrepit mansions. Plus, with how every guy who isn't living away from any civilization for his entire life probably knows every single vampire weakness, thanks to radio, television and, later, the Internet. Vampires have 0 chance to continue their lineages when 1) Nobody wants them anymore 2) There's so many dhampirs to choose from 3) Guns are commonplace, and with how many weaknesses vampires have, you don't even need a gun to keep one away.

that's hurtful, man

>>110482 Of course! There will always be the rare vampire who somehow didn't birth a dhampir daughter that needs to be corrected. Also, I heard that some of those male vampire hunter request come from vampires themselves, looking to either get dominated or dominate.

I am just going to loudly announce to the chuuni monologuing dhampir and haughty monologuing vampire that I intend to eat at least one of their asses. That will totally ruin the moment, avoid a dork-off and I will not end up married to one/both.

Dhampirs? I'll just ask my drago-wife to fetch me a couple.

A dragon, a vampire and a manticore will surely spend all their time arguing over who amongst them is the most superior and foremost species. They surely will not like the cut of eachother's jib. They surely will not get along. They surely will not become exponentially more smug, arrogant, haughty and dominant to the power of 3. They surely will not punish me for trying to divide and conquer my enemies.

>>110493 What use would I have for Dhampirs if I have a dragon wife? She's plenty of woman meat already.

>>110495 I don't fucking know, but I'll gladly have a couple hot Dhampirs in addition to my exquisite dragon wife.

>>110495 She just seems nice. Not turbo smug. I need to take her back to the dragon store because she is DEFECTIVE.

>>110496 I can see a use case for this. Having your dragon wife go out and capture other monsters that tend to be on the more powerful, more haughty side, then forcing them to become her handmaidens and your maids. The vampire and the dhampir WILL put on the skimpy French maid uniform.

>>110498 No returns, gayfaggot.

>>110499 Nah I prefer my dhampirs to be crass and rough. My draco-wife will teach them a lot.

>>110501 She can be as crass and rough as she wants, but she's putting on the maid uniform.

>>110502 Not my wife. Mine are bikers, rough, tough, listening to loud rock and metal music, drinking hard and cursing like space pirates. They wear short leather pants and crop tops exposing their toned abs to me.

>>110503 Anon the wife in the scenario is the dragon.

>>110504 My dragon wife is a space pirate.

MY dragon wife is a cosmic LAZER dragon who has LAZER BREATH and shoots LAZERS.

>>110506 >but, no lazer tits

>>110507 She's a failure but I love her anyway.

>>110508 If you love her, is she really a failure?

>>110509 d'awww

Yeah well MY dragon wife is always lazing around with her fat tits and ass and thighs out on display always tempting me

Wurm. Humble. But make no mistake. She’s better than your wife.

>>110511 I think your wife is just a scaly cat.

>>110513 She's just cold blooded and needs me to vigorously warm her up. That's what she always tells me anyways

>be anon >married to a dragon >hear the news of dhampir twins settling nearby >request the draco to fetch them >once they're safely retrieved the TRAINING begins >they must learn what does it mean to be a proper wife >it takes a couple months, but by the end of it they're proper wives >their formerly slender and graceful bodies now pack 250 more pounds of pure muscle >each of them can tank a barrel of rum and they won't notice a thing >even amazonian bikers blush when they hear them talking >the sound of loud rock music becomes the second most frequent thing heard through the house, eclipsed only by the unending sounds of hot, rough sex

>>110514 >ooouuughh husban im so cold yuo must warm my body you have to use yuor cum

>>110516 Ice dragons will happily sleep underneath a glacier for a thousand years but give them a hug and suddenly they can't handle the cold anymore.

I can’t handle being without wing hugs dammit she called my bluff I am needy and need dragon affection.

Who cleans the streets in Lescatie if everyone is busy fucking each other?

>>110523 Me, the only man in Lescatie without a wife.

>>110523 Vampires.

>>110523 Serious answer? Bubble slimes; they stink like hell but they dissolve anything toxic they come in to contact and they're dumb as hell, so it'd be pretty easy to get a bunch of them to go around absorbing all the trash on the ground.

>>110523 Clean the streets? I hate people that litter. I hope Cupid lead arrows anyone that litters. Or at the very least get the dark musketeers to “assassinate” them.

>>110491 Humans hunt humans all the time though, she can do it. It's just important that she be "one of the good ones." >>110499 >Skimpy French maid outfit >And a whip I'm not not down. Seeing the dhampir become the head mistress would also be its own reward.

>>110523 Druella. She's got plenty of time.

I admire Druella’s accomplishments. She should go further and faster.

maybe all druella really needed was a hug

>>110534 Hugs not drugs

>>110535 hugs and drugs

>>110536 I bet she would be very soft to hug.

>>110537 caterpillars are a lot of muscle but muscle is also soft

>>110538 Do you ever stop reading greenworm propaganda?

>>110539 it's entertaining AND informative

>>110540 and it's made by a crackpot

>>110523 there's a reason why every dungeon master has slimes mucking around even if they're no threat to the expected company, they're living roombas

>>110536 Now we're talking! She looks so soft...

Adventuring is all about overcoming uncomfortable situations with exotic new company. A real adventurer would accept the harpy's offer for a talonjob.

>>110545 That harpy is getting pinned down ass up and proneboned

The best harpy is the WYVERN.

Is Wikifag kill? I haven't seen an update in awhile.

>>110549 Probably picked off by a wyvern.

>>110550 Many such cases RIP in peace, Wikifag

>>110549 he was here like last week or two

>>110549 Has imgbox unfucked themselves yet?

Finally last friday before a full week of resting, only a big kot could make it better

>>110555 Go away you stupid cat I've been slaving away all week Im tired I want to sleep

>>110556 But anon, monstergirls are great for sleeping.

>>110556 This anons is i need of purr therapy

>>110523 Finally, we're talking REAL worldbuilding. What's Druella's tax policy?

Are there any dragon spells? I've been replaying Elden Ring and forcing myself to not go strength. Discovering all these dragon incantations is cool, and it feels like a hero or knight could pull some of them off to impress powerful dragons.

>>110560 Man, i don't know. If only there was this encyclopedia of monstergirls that could tell you if there's any spells specific to dragons or not.

>>110561 I didn't find anything yesterday but I didn't comb the FAQ yet

>>110562 Did you read the Dragonia Side book?

>>110549 I like how both the mge archive and games collection archive from games thread are on neocities both usually have weekly updates with summary of what was added both had a break in updates at the same time

>>110563 Yes, nothing mentioned besides orb

>>110565 Welp, guess there's no Canon magic specific to dragons that we know of. Guess you have no choice but to make up your own and then share them here, mwahhahaha. But seriously, aside from the obvious stuff, is there x or can x do y questions in MGE are boring. The answer is yes. The more interesting questions are the how, the whys, when, where, etc. Did the wandering scholar not ask about specific dragon magic, or is it maybe secret. Is it that most magic is universal and all mamono can cast all spells? Or perhaps because the side book is more of a touristic invitation to Dragonia. If there are dragon only spells, what do they look like, when were they invented, are there spells specific to subspecies even, like wyrms, or wyverns? I could go on. The questions aren't the most interesting part, it's the answers, because you get to make them up.

The dragon magic that turns wurms into wyrms. Y to U. Allegedly it could turn Cupcake into Cypcake, or Wyvern into Wuvern, or Druella into Dryella.

>>110566 I just wanted to be sure, my bad.

>>110568 >my bad. I think you're misinterpreting the tone of my posts. I'm not scolding you or anything, i'm just saying in MGE there's not much to go around and you get to make it yourself.

>>110560 As the other anon said there isn't any described dragon spell in any of the books, but there probably is, its just that there isn't any major "dragon sabbath" so Runya Runya didn't give any dragon spells. If there can be an entire magic type created by the Ropurotto sabbath (beast magic) then I don't see why dragon magic couldn't be a thing

I love devils. Demon cunny is the best.

Hm?

>>110571 >Demon cunny is the best. Yeah that specifically

ryu shooting lightning out of her hands

>>110567 buts shes always dry

>>110574 >place phone on tail >charges

Dragons are such devious creatures!

>>110577 I am NOT be wearing the stupid pajama robe when visiting Zipangu I am NOT be getting the dumb ponytail haircut when visiting Zipangu, I'm a man I WILL wear khaki shorts, boonie cap, milsurp backpack and an obnoxiously big DSLR camera always hanging on my neck

>>110578 I’d be a big fan of seeing zipangu monsters in western clothing, or even western fantasy clothing like other non zip monsters.

I am actually rather fond of dominant and possessive dragons, so none of the dragonian tour guides will bother making advances because they are all mere subby lizards.

>>110578 stupid gaijin tourists are predated upon by bugs

>>110581 I WILL wear cargo shorts to the swamp and have my legs bitten by Oomukade.

>>110564 Probably the same person. Never underestimate the dedication of autists. Usually they're a curse with their frequent crash outs, but sometimes, they're a blessing, as in the case with his drive to archive all things monster girl. You just gotta channel that energy in the right direction

>>110581 Not me. I got kidnapped and sold to a powerful clan in !Dejima. The onis and danukis and Kejs all wanted a piece of my ignorant gaijin dick.

>>110583 >Probably the same person. They're not the same person. The MGE stuff is mostly handled by wikifag, except the anubis website. The games thread stuff is someone else, most likely the board owner here. I know it confuses a lot of new people, but this board started mainly for the games thread and the mge thread moved in here from 4chan way after its creation. They aren't related.

You all have been foxed. Resistance is futile.

fuck you, owls will steal your books

>>110580 The job of the tour guide is to show tourists around. If she senses that he's looking for aggressive dragons then she'll take him to where the aggressive dragons are.

>>110588 Ok, get brushed

>>110590 Where in dragonia are they found? The outskirts? The seedy crevice markets? The posh bars? The hot springs?

>>110589 Yeah well they’re all overdue anyway so she can have fun picking up the fine from the library.

>>110591 This ONE SIMPLE TRICK lets you DOMINATE any FOX. HOW? Just watch the free video.

The fluff of other monsters is more pleasant to me. Especially the chest fluff. Ah chest fluff. Fluff specifically placed to be smothered in during sex and cuddles. Inhaling her scent. Tickled by fluff. Floating away on a dream cloud steered by her paws.

>>110595 >t. based cait sith enjoyer

>>110592 The dragon graveyard and the wurm caves are the most well known examples, but a single man also wouldn't last long in the swamps, the deep forest, the Old Dragai ruins, or the less touristy districts of the capital itself. Really you can think of the guidebook as a carefully maintained cross section to keep the visitors coming in. The dragon knights keep those parts safe and they won't tolerate people being attacked on the roads, but if they don't tell you an area is safe then you should assume it isn't safe.

>>110598 Not all is as it seems then. The wurm caves particularly are to be avoided. They are a labyrinth that man should not tread upon without a guide: the walls have eyes. Wurmish eyes. Any chance the dragon knights might make a move on me if I show interest? I bet their superior senses would know if I were ogling one from afar. They look good in armor.

>>110598 i think the dragon slimes are neat

>>110600 Wait until you hear about the dracofish.

>>110601 Sahus are close enough.

>>110599 I like Wurms and I bet their caves are cool. Do they give cave tours?

>>110603 There are wurm sleds. Wurm drawn carriages. Wurm walking tours. Wurm tunnel tours. underground cavern tours in crazy Grem/dwarf/dragon artifice cable cars and mine trains. You could also just pick a wurm and follow her.

>>110604 Can I get wurmride? I would like to ride the wurm.

>>110605 If you pass the charisma, dragoon or geology check.

>>110606 “Uppies?”

>>110607 “Oh Im actually digging down today.”

no wurm elevator attendant to take me up and down through solid rock

Wurm disturbing anons neatly positioned geological layers again. Next she’ll bury out covered in Iron Age armor cause she hit a burial ground.

Friday debauchery with my Fox auntie, every hole will be filled through the whole weekend and she will love every second of it

It's payday, you're single, and you don't feel like staying at home. The local pool/billards hall is running two for one specials on drinks, but the bowling alley down the road has unlimited games for twenty bucks. There's also the drive-in theater that recently got renovated, but you don't really know what movies are even popular now since DOTR happened. Where do you go and what monster girl(s) do you run into? Roll if you don't have one or more already in mind: https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>>110589 >I rejoice that there are owls. Let them do the idiotic and maniacal hooting for men - Henry David Thoreau

>>110612 I haven't gone bowling since 2008, might as well try that >Dark Matter Haha, well she's good at rolling balls

>>110612 Meh, I'll just grab a Zombie or any free undead at a nearby graveyard and take her home, just like every weekend

>>110616 You can't just grab a new zombie every week

>>110617 Why not? They love the company, and i do too.

>>110618 So where do you keep them all?

>>110619 They stay at home and do the housework

>>110619 Roaming around the backyard and come inside at night

>>110621 >indoor-outdoor zombie meets an indoor-outdoor cat

>>110620 Zombie meidos are the cutest >>110621 >>110622 The maids will clean up the mess, myself included

>>110619 In my everexpanding undead castle, of course. With creepy weather and ruins that look 200 years old included. It started out as a small hut built from rocks, if you can imagine.

>>110625 I can understand a man's harem growing, but how does one expand their house in the same way? Does the property also grow with the house?

>>110626 If you have the right house, it can grow when needed.

>>110626 Slowly building up your mansion over time to house all your wives and innumerable children is an activity you do with your wives to grow closer.

>>110627 thats dangerously and scarily smug, I'd be constantly intimidated

>>110615 This is the one LN art that always sticks out. It's not funny or cute or anything, it's just.....sad. Just sad loneliness

>>110630 Zombies are herd girls. She doesn't have a herd. Please help.

>>110630 the stump

>>110632 Foreverially abandoned

>>110633 Myconids be like "gotta bounce"

>>110630 well she can join the club

>>110575 She's always wet, the problem is that she has nothing to do with all that moisture. >>110591 Damn female fox, needs brush correction! *STROKE STROKE STROKE* GET SHINY GET SHINY GET SHINY! >>110612 Eh, I'd play some pool but I'm not much of a drinker and would probably prefer not to hook up with a bar-going type. The bowling alley it is. Hopefully I'd run into a deem or learn ow there with a hobby bowling team or something. Then again, I like eels and think would probably be good at bowling too since they just kind of understand friction and motion.

Being into undead girls is dangerous, someday the zombie apocalypse might happen and you're gonna be stuck in the mge mindset, go hug a female zombie, then get eaten alive.

>>110637 That's honestly not the worst way to go in a zombie apocalypse scenario, blinded by love and die in the arms of a zombie you always longed for. Beats being skinned alive by a crazy cannibal gang or shot for a can of baked beans by another survivor.

Vampires and Wights are fine. Zombies are just straight necrophilia. Also the idea of impregnating a corpse with another corpse is kinda horrifying.

>>110638 Pretty sure I'd rather be shot dead than slowly eaten alive by a zombie horde.

>>110639 Banshee... forgotten again...

>>110641 Big tiddy goth gf if she sad

>>110642 Big tiddy elf goth gf, even. I would plow the piss out of her until she's crying tears of joy.

>>110639 >Also the idea of impregnating a corpse with another corpse is kinda horrifying. Remember that one zombie movie where they hold out at the mall and a zombified woman gives birth to a zombielet? Cute.

>>110637 No, my game plan for any kind of monster situation is to hunker down until I'm 200% sure I'm dealing with legit MGE monsters. There are a bunch of ways even girls that look just like they're from the encyclopedia would be absolutely awful if they don't actually follow the setting.

The Order is right considering that monsters are not capable of giving birth to boys because in that case humanity will die out.

>>110646 >Anon just wanted mantis wife to fuck him and then cut his head off >Instead he gets surprisingly comforting snuggles and gifts of hunted animals >mostly squirrels >They’re not even dead after he freaked out about the first one >Just sedated >Anon now has dozens of squirrels and a buys hundreds of pounds of peanuts a year to feed them. >They’re very cute, though >And his mantis wife chitters almost like a cat when she watches them play.

>>110647 yes. won't someone PLEASE think of miss lich's schedule.

>>110648 Mantis Wife learning the ways of Pacifist Runs from MGS and Deus Ex... the power of cultural exchange!

>>110647 They're only right so long as the spell is incomplete, and considering the extremely long lives of monstergirls and their husbands and all the energy they'll be pouring into the dl, she'll finish it sooner rather than later.

>>110651 I still like to imagine when the spell is finally finished, the reactions of the entirety of monster kind when the first monstergirl gives birth to a healthy baby boy.

>>110652 They can still give birth to boys before, it's just very rare. It's more like families racing to finally have sons so that their hundreds of daughters can finally have a mate.

>>110647 Yes but their goddess is also the one keeping it hostages

>>110653 >They can still give birth to boys before Since when? The whole big thing is monstergirls only birthing females.

>>110653 >>110655 It's only edge cases of women getting monsterized while already pregnant.

>>110619 I bet the zombie you pick every Friday is the same zombie just changing clothes, other undead helping her with a different makeup variant and a different hairstyle, so when anon starts lurking for a zombie every Friday all the other undead hide and the already different looking zombie get grabbed by him and taken home again

has the dl and her husband tried sex in another position? might get more mana. idk just a thought for them.

>>110657 Are zombies intelligent enough for that?

>>110658 >they've only been doing missionary this entire time

>>110639 >Also the idea of impregnating a corpse with another corpse is kinda horrifying. I think that defying the laws of life os the hottest thing about the undead, specially Zombies

>>110659 She wighted years ago but anon isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

>>110659 All monsters are quite knowledgeable about romance, loyalty and that kind of stuff

>>110660 >average breast size increases after they start doing cowgirl

>>110657 >>110659 I thought all zombies knew was "uugghgh body cold, vagina empty, need husband"

>>110655 Been that way the whole time. It's just one of those "it's rare, but..." situations. Nowhere near enough for a self-sustaining population, certainly. I think of it like a lottery situation: you won't win, but you technically could. planning on it for any reason or getting mad that you didn't win would be foolish though.

>>110666 So bushy, so buxom! Such thiccness is a status symbol among the steppe nomads for sure

>>110666 Dark skinned danukis need to buy me.

>>110666 Everyone asks "why danuki?" but nobody asks "how danuki?"...

>>110670 how? with complicated financial instruments. oh. you meant how she felt. alright, thank you.

>>110670 That's not true. "How danuki still in country" and "how danuki get away with this" are all very common questions. It's weird that those same questions aren't asked of foxes more often...

>>110670 When danuki?

>>110673 i would raise my nuki daughter well, and encourage her to not be as evil as her mother.

>>110672 My dick is the final solution to the danuki problem

>>110676 danukis are a net benefit to society with their enterprise. unlike shitsune.

>>110666 Thanks Satan

>>110672 Fox doesn't steal your money, they increased it

Does Zipangu government count it as karōshi if your boss fucks you to (un)death?

>>110680 God I hope so. God I hope I suffocate under sweaty OL danuki or oni cheeks as punishment for not bowing the right way.

I'll take the fox over the danuki, thanks.

>>110666 Perfect for auntster Friday!

>>110670 How many Danuki?

>>110682 I'll take a fox under me.

>>110667 Imagine a Zombie giving birth to a healthy human boy

>>110685 Saaaaame broooo

dont wrestle with childhood friends, bullies or extended family.

>>110688 >so much for the "master race", eh boyim?

When you think about it a zombie invasion in mge would be pretty great for men. >Oh no, a huge horde of retarded but incredibly sexy women are flooding into the city to group sex any men they catch But it probably WOULD be a nightmare apocalypse for the women in the city, since the zombies would actually be attacking and biting them to turn them into more sexy retarded undead.

>>110689 >>110688 >I tried to rob a shop-keeper who was actually a level 999 retired makai general?!?

>out doing your shopping when the undead begin swarming into the town >a large horde shambles towards you but you tell them to leave you alone because you still have shopping and errands that need to be done >they start dejectedly shambling away so you tell them to just come by your house later that night and you'll make them a hot dinner

>>110684 My momster and my auntster are so cute

>>110686 Imagine a harpy zombie giving birth to a healthy, living human boy. From an egg.

Remember to wait until mamonobanana fully sets in before sexing the baphomet https://files.catbox.moe/jkggdr.gif

>>110690 Zombies can wight and get "shadow ideal" female treatment unless her husband is trash anyway, they wouldn't be the worst to get turned into. Something like a matango sounds far less pleasant to me.

>>110690 >leading hordes of hundreds of zombies to the bitchy feminist book club down the road that barricaded themselves in New desire unlocked, I want to become the general of an undead army. I can promise many new undead sisters for the zombies and future husbands for all, including the various ghosts that join.

>>110690 it's probably not that big of a deal, it's more like a holiday event abaddon swarm monday pale rider outbreak tuesday jubjub stampede wednesday dark matter detonation blankets half the city thursday these sorts of things happen

>>110696 >>110698 This is from the perspective of the average human in the world, not an MGE connoisseur.

>>110683 Maybe I'm a basic bitch, but for me the ideal auntster is an Elf She could be a hag old as time itself yet with still a plump and delicious firm yet ripe body, ai would enjoy our weekends showing her today's entertainment like videogames, sports, the internet and fishing, also we would have a lot of sex to spice up things a little when we play girlfriend and boyfriend

>>110698 And every single one of them comes with a special discount for couples in related stores

>>110700 This but lithe and willowy elves.

>>110700 You basic bitch same I would love a mature elf auntie just for my enjoyment

>>110701 You picked your auntster's attention

>>110523 who makes the streets dirty if everyone is busy fucking each other?

>>110705 It's sexual fluid runoff.

>>110699 She'd come to love it regardless.

I will fall for the Danuki propaganda

>>110708 But in the meantime it's literally Resident Evil for them.

>>110709 I already did

>>110710 Complete. Global. Mamonomana saturation!

What happens if I compliment her leaf?

>>110712 I SHALL BECOME THE MGE WESKER

>>110710 It'd be Resident Evil for the normalfags men as well (until they get caught), so sucks to suck, I guess. Or rocks to suck if she gets turned into a ghoul.

>>110715 How the hell did I forget about ghouls?

>>110701 neighborly monsters are all too happy to provide anon shelter during such crisis events

At this point danuki is my favorite MG because I'm no longer gonna live in poverty.

>>110666 >>110683 Khazar milkers got me acting unwise

>>110718 it's aspirational and all but what would you be needing money for? monsters got you covered for all the basic needs

>>110716 Everyone does and it makes no sense. I mean, what man wouldn't want a blowjob specialist wife? I guess they aren't physically all that monstrous, but the profile girl is brown at least. Apsara get similar treatment. How is the milk elemental so forgotten?

>>110721 I've never had an oral fixation, blowjobs are bottom of the list for me. I far prefer vaginal.

>>110690 >visiting earth again with your new dragon zombie wife >five minutes after arriving you encounter feminist protesters holding anti-mamono signs >you try to keep your wife from overreacting, but when one of them throws a soda can at you she decides dragon breath is the appropriate response

>>110723 >tfw your wife starts an undead apocalypse on Earth

>>110724 many such cases

>>110725 damn shes got some fur down there

>>110722 To each their own, then. A little (or a lot) of foreplay can go a long way though. >>110723 Cowabunga it is. Really though, antagonizing the undead (and this unkillable) fucking DRAGON is the first half of a FAFO situation. They deserve worse than they're about to get.

>>110723 I'd deck a feminist if she screamed at my monsterwife.

Let's stop getting mad at imaginary people and concentrate on the cute zombies please. Don't invite that kind of stuff into this thread.

>>110729 Excuse you, I enjoy my anger.

>>110730 >anon LARPs as Angron along with his Pyrow harem (totally daemonettes)

>>110731 Sounds fun. The difficult part would be getting them to act the part.

anon asking the important questions post-portal

>>110733 The next question of course would be if she's willing to let me touch them.

>>110729 I'm thinking about the adorable zombies left in that dragon zombie's wake. I wonder how long until they'll be smart enough to read again?

>>110735 fresh zombos probably have it better than average

>>110735 >a rabid manhating feminist turned into a man starved undead desperate for a husband Imagine how much happier she is

ghoul's sexiest part is actually her feet

>>110738 The sexiest part of any monstergirl is her wide childbearing hips.

>>110739 it do be like that

>>110739 >slap a monstergirls ass and grab her hips and say she could birth an entire football team with these

>>110690 >since the zombies would actually be attacking and biting This gets often forgotten here, but mamono make the monsterization process also pleasurable for women. From the wiki: >Also, those who lack mamono mana and have low intelligence sometimes attack human women by mistake. However, no matter how hard a zombie tries and no matter how long she goes at it, she won't be able to obtain much essence from a human woman. Since their wits are lacking, they expect providing more pleasure to result in the release of essence and they end up continuing to have sex for a very long time. Eventually, pleasure will flow into the woman's body along with zombie energy, which will violate her body and change her into a zombie while she is still alive. Not that some women wouldn't love getting bitten. And yes, it follows the rules because now the newly formed zombie would be looking for a husband, and i don't know about you, but i'd gladly take two sharked up undead cuties. I'd like to remind you all that: >What type of men do monstergirls dislike? >They won't fall in love with psychopaths and wicked people that think things like "Killing people is fun!" or "causing others misfortune is fun!". Some posters here would love to transform MGE into their own revenge fantasy, but that is not what the setting is about. Concentrate about being happy yourself, and not how you can inflict suffering on others.

>>110742 I don't think any revenge fantasy has been posted in this entire thread.

clowns are sexy

>>110744 eh

>>110744 clowns are scary...

>>110744 >>110746 Krampus is hotter.

>>110747 well that's not very fair

>>110747 Luv me Christmas gote.

>>110744 I would love to honk bogie titties

>>110744 I would make babies with a clown if it looked like that

>Riding a motorcycle :) >Riding a motorcycle with a dullahan XD

>>110746 Bogie isn't that hard to beat. All you have to do is run her over with the conveniently-placed steamroller, then fold her up into a paper airplane and throw her out the window.

>>110755 Just inflate your fist and send her flying.

Loli Bogies, loli Krampuses and loli Hellhounds are asking for slow assfucking from behind, slow anal mating pressing and slow full nelsoning Made for competitive but gentle brat maledomming sex

>>110755 >her path curves and she lands on the bed and transforms back with a *poof*, then seductively invites you with her claw. Now what?

Bogies, krampuses and hellhounds demand fast pelvic shattering rape, fast mating pressing and full nelsoning anon (the weak and squishy human). Made for competitive but gentle corrective femdomming sex.

It's joever. A brave Inari and her utterly brain damaged foxoplasmosis-ridden husband challenged the DL and her husband for control over mamono and took over. Now every monster will have fluffy tails and ears, MGE vol.3 is cancelled and from now on MGE will be rebranded to Fox Girl Encyclopedia, featuring over 300 different fox girl types. When asked about it, DL said she was actually getting tired of this whole ruling thing and doesn't mind retiring, although the fluffy tails are kinda annoying to groom and keep knocking stuff over.

>>110760 >featuring over 300 different fox girl types imagine...

Even with over 300 different fox species foxposters would still post non-mge foxes

>>110762 Anon, mge barely has any new art to begin with. I don't understand your obsession with this.

>>110762 mge foxes aren't particularly striking save one

>>110764 She looks very sane and stable.

>>110765 that seems right

>>110765 Jokes on you, there's no such thing as a stable foxgirl.

>>110768 It's true, those long fluffy tails are horrible for balance, especially if they get wet. You'd think the giant hag tits would balance them out, but no. It's a miracle that foxes manage to wear geta at all. That's their strongest magic.

>>110768 But I have a whole stable of fogirls?!

>>110769 Hag tits?

>>110759 Aren't you at all tempted by the smug monster children with child-bearing hips and big fuckable asses? Bratty femdom race lolis who can on some level sense they can't win against you, so they'll act even more overconfident and uppity to make you even hornier?

>>110770 I don't like it

>>110771 That one's not even 100. Just you wait.

>>110771 Fox girl with small handful titties that relies on her voluminous tail and voluptuous ass and hips to attract a husband.

>>110775 Chodetail

>>110773 Too bad, we're all out of bipeds and there are only taur wives left.

>>110775 She seems to be at least C-cup, anon.

>>110778 That's small by fox standards. Any smaller and they get made fun of for not having tits at all.

>>110779 Lolifags would likely disagree. To them anything above washboard is a "hag" or a "cow".

>>110771 spats are OP

>>110780 I heard there are hag cows? Somebody please help me! I am searching urgently for the hag cows!

>>110778 That's the best way for a pear to be: breasts present and decent enough but ignored because GODDAMN, LOOKIT THOSE HIPS!

>>110781 I like foxgirl panties though... or even nothing at all

>>110781 >spats are OP You have no idea.

>>110783 it's not about what they got, it's about how they flaunt it

I can't find that one art where a high orc is like >sir, you are under arrest for resisting arrest.

>>110786 That's the stuff.

>>110785 i might have a notion or two

>>110783 Disagree, the best pears are lolis with flat chests or tiny bumps whose bodies make you go "oh dear lord"

>>110786 She had me at triangle teeth, honestly.

>>110791 They're overpowered. It's not fair.

>>110771 My favorite

I have come to the realization my fox folder is at least three times bigger than every other folder I have. I think I have a fox problem.

>>110796 I wish I had an Alp folder that big but there's barely any material

>>110666 Too many clothes

>>110797 LGBT times

>>110799 Let's Go Bang Trolls

Who's a Cheshire's favorite mathematician? COXETER

>>110800 Love Giant Bouncy Tits

>>110802 Loveable Gargoyle Butt Trough

>>110802 >the way the tail is shifting the fabric of her clothing out of the way I love this kind of shit

What will danuki do if her store is destroyed during the protests?

>>110805 Sex. She will do the sex.

>>110805 Depends. If that's just a small-scale enterpreneur, she'll lose her business. The big company owner? She'll just squeeze the money out of the insurance companies, lawsuits against perceived enemies, whatever.

>>110805 What protest?

>>110808 It's a bunch of cats complaining about the existence of Mondays.

>>110809 Jon, you have to keep that Garfield under control.

>>110809 My auntster that doesn't want the weekend to end and go to work or back home and instead wants to stay with me

the hunt is on!

>>110813 dhampir belly

>>110813 The hunt for what? Grilled cheese sandwiches?

>>110815 ...Maybe if they're nice and toasty in a wall somewhere.

>>110813 If I dress up as a vampire, put on plastic fangs and make a snobby expression, will she hunt me down and gentle dom me?

>>110816 I would happily accompany Miss Dhampir on an adventure through an ancient undead kingdom in search of wall grilled cheese.

>>110817 That will most likely attract a vampire instead. You got to dress up as dhampir instead, with tiny plastic fangs, a cool hat, and a suave smile.

>>110819 Doesn't it work the other way around?

>>110817 Your best bet is to pretend like you're being hunted down by an evil vampire that wants to enslave her to her will and ask her to save you; dhampirs love that sort of shit.

>>110821 What if she finds out I'm not actually being pursued by a vampire? Will she soft dom me then for pretending to be in distress?

>>110820 Nah, imitation is the best form a flattery. Mamono also have a holiday dedicated to husbands dressing up as their wife's race, she'll think you're trying to get ahead on that front.

If you want to dominate a vampire, you should ally with her greatest nemesis, the stop sign.

>>110822 Don't worry, she'll be smart enough to recognize that you're not actually being persued; the fact that you're willing to play the role of a helpless human needing a brave dhampir to save you is what's going to catch her attention.

>>110823 Damn it all. I've already made a black cloak and other vampiric attire for that occasion. Are you sure it's gonna attract vampires and not dhampirs? I was just about to get out looking for the future Dhamp wife.

>>110826 'K then, I'm off to look for a Dhamp wife! Eh, will she still try to "save" me if I'll be carrying a shotgun? I'm gonna pack it in case I actually run into a vampire

>>110827 You can always save it for roleplaying night once you've married her.

>>110829 I wouldn't bring the shotgun; if you want to impress Miss Dhampir, bring something more classical, along the lines of a rapier or a single shot pistol.

>>110827 At this point you can only pray to Eros and try. Though, if you want to guarantee a dhampir to appear, write in a letter to the vampire hunter society, and strongly clarify, that no dhampir could stop you, and that your great evil scheme will start at a location of your choosing. Putting a picture of your evil self within the letter could help attract a dhampir.

>>110831 I mean, if I run into a real vampire before getting anywhere near the dhampir, wouldn't 12-gauge solid demon realm buckshot stop her better than some crappy rapier or an old flintlock I probably won't be able to even use?

>>110831 >bring something more classical ...Like a demon silver blunderbuss? She might think a DS loaded derringer and garlic spray are kind of cute in that dainty human boy kind of way. I'll be honest though, a demonsilver blunderbuss just sounds like fun.

>>110832 Can't I just write a letter to the vampire hunters society and clarify in it that I'm looking for a soft dom dhamp that doesn't mind being a bit aggressive in bedroom?

>>110837 Of course! It just depends on how much you want to keep up the vampire act.

>>110834 Well, yeah, but if a vampire sees you going around with serious firepower, she's either just going to use magical bullshit to subdue you or just have her maids ambush you and take you down that way; with something a bit more old-fashioned, she'll much be much more likely to deal with you in a face to face manner. Also, you don't have to really worry about not being able to use your weapons; if a vampire really is there, there's enough dhampirs running around that one will be there in minutes.

>>110838 Well I kind of suck at cooking, does it make me look enough like a vampire?

>>110839 What about concealed carry? >be anon, walking alone on the streets at night >suppose none of the night predator monsters such as hellhounds etc. took note of me, allowing me to keep looking for my future dhamp wife >my luck sucked this day and I run into a vampire >she thinks I'm just some helpless peasant and attacks me >I pull out my shotgun from under my coat and fill her with demon realm lead before she reacts >then a dhampir finds me, and she cowgirls me for hours shortly after arrival

>>110840 Unfortunately, the lack of a servant that cooks for you will cancel out the vampire points gained by a lack of cooking skills.

>>110842 What if I bring her sister along and dress her in a maid outfit and tell her that's my servant?

>>110843 I swear the TTM (time to maid) for most Anons is measured in MINUTES.

>>110844 Then I'll bring an evil yandere maid and she won't give a damn about some TTM bullshit.

>>110843 It will be a gamble. While you will get more points towards looking like a vampire, if you're looking for a purely monogamous relationship the dhampir might think you're trying to get with both of them, or worse, that her sister already has eyes on you and she might back off out of respect. If you have to try the maid sister ploy, make sure she has a husband and try to convince both of them to pretend to be a servants, that way it looks her sister is wingmaning for the both of you with her husband. Of course, if you are of a harem mindset there should be minimal problems, just make sure to clarify you are after a three way relationship.

>>110845 >Anon is told his unquenchable maidthirst puts him into a position of wanting to maidify a mamono in minutes >Invents situation in which he does it in seconds Good point, Anon. You are having a normal one with normal amounts of maidlust. I bet you have ZERO posters of Kikis serving tea.

>>110846 >purey monogamous relationship On her side, yes, I'm her only guy. On my side, nope, I'm gonna bang all her dhampir sisters. And a couple dragons.

>>110833 I wonder what kind of lewds are in the folder

>>110847 >unquenchable maidthirst That's every anon. Babayaga won for a reason

>>110849 Her own

>>110851 I voted for Miss Anubis due to her strong public works platform.

>>110853 I guess we both won then, maid anubis cleaned up the streets under Babayaga's oversight

>>110854 But I wanted massive pyramids and intricate, immaculately planned mass transit!

>>110852 That's hot

>>110850 Give me those lewds and nobody gets hurt

>>110855 Pyramids are a waste of space. What do you even use them for? Nah, it's much better that we have more maid academy branches to train those vagrants like mice, spiders and zonbies in tthe fine arts of meido-ing so they can find respectable masters and live in good homes

>>110858 I'm only saddened that we won't see a rise in maid wights until well after Mayor Yaga's term has ended.

>>110859 Give your maid zombie lots and lots of love, and you may see a maid wight sooner than you think!

>>110860 Oh, no, I went for a different form of gap moe. I couldn't resist a tiger in a maid uniform.

I hope the Dark Realm Party, or the Endless Winter Front wins the next election. I have come to really hate the sun these past few months

>>110862 i voting for ms dragon zombie to be mayor to bring on the dragon party and the undead party together

>>110833 >>110850 Cute.

>>110809 Based, fuck Monday

>>110866 No. Get in the cagie, wagie.

>>110866 >cat called Monday

>>110868 I'm not sure if catcalling Monday is a good idea

>>110833 >>110850 Shove her in the locker! That'll teach her!

>>110869 >Molly is a lame name. From now on, Im gonna call you Monday! >HIIISSSSSS!!!!

Need a frost dragon to cool my house down

>>110872 just buy an ac(automaton cooler)

>>110872 Why so angry if naked?

I did it all for danookie.

>>110874 'cause you barged into her cave whilst she was getting changed, very rude of you anon

>>110874 You ever see a video of a guy brushing a wolf or a coyote, and the wolf growls at him the whole time but never actually tries to stop him? Dragons are a lot like that.

I'm sorry, Leanan Sidhe-chan. I fucked around with different tools and drew brain rot instead of actually practicing.

>>110878 Holy bazongas.

>>110877 You made me look up pet coyote videos and one of them was from that one fox shelter woman who got driven to suicide by a tranny furfag, RIP.

The coons are messing with GBP rates again, now I have to go on a pretend date with mommy for just one plate of tendies and that's still not enough to add sauce...

>>110877 >Extremely angry dragon >Anon with a power buffer 3 HOURS LATER >Extremely angry AND SHINY dragon, smoking a cigarette >Anon is pantsless and unconscious

>>110881 >GBP Gay bondage porn?

>>110882 >Anon is pantsless and unconscious As is his wont.

>>110884 It's a very common Anon scenario!

>>110885 >>110882 She owes him a trip to the dragon spa. For rest, relaxation, and rape.

Is having a spa named after them specific to dragons, or do all different kinds of mamono have spas? I really would want to see what a Mad Hatter spa or Dark Mage spa is like.

>>110887 >Mad Hatter spa Tonight I dine on mushroom soup!

>>110876 Why let the cave open, all doors unlocked and send me letter of invite if angry?

>>110889 >Why let the cave open Ventilation >all doors unlocked VENTILATION! >and send me letter of invite You have no proof of such things. The pile of ash where she just sneezed? Entirely unrelated.

>>110890 I scanned the letter, I have several copies on different backup servers. I know that she burned it, she an ice dragon and not a smart one. So why angry?

>>110891 >I scanned the letter, I have several copies on different backup servers. This is a guy who has dealt with tsunderes before

>>110870 Get inside with her for good measure.

>>110887 I reckon it's a niche that monsters would be keen to fill. It caters to single men, obviously, with the option of happy endings and intimate sessions. But also to married couples as a retreat, or even to get their own hands involved in massaging their loved one. Adapting it to a specific species and/or place would be a good move to stand out. Dragon spas can feel expensive but tasteful (not even that expensive in dragonia, unless you are looking for some debt fantasy with one of the spa workers). The landscape is beautiful, and it offers fantastic vistas of the mountains and valleys and waterfalls. Dragons would want wing massages and claw pedicures, plus a place to take a human if they are not so certain on how best to pamper him. This isn't getting into the specific dragon species i.e. wurms needing specialised tools/magic to really get in deep past their scales. It's a great place for a honeymoon or for a dragoon pairing to get to know each other more. Other places and species would have their own spas, partially to cater to that monster girl (and husband) and partially to cater to guys who like that kind of monster girl. You gave mad hatters as an example. Mushrooms like darkness and humidity, although hatters are equally fond of picnics and sports (croquet, golf, cricket, tennis, badminton) and gardens which are best enjoyed in the sun. So any resort or spa for them (and other myconids/plant girls) would be surrounded by nature, foliage, springs/rivers and places to seek shade under. It could be a converted manor house that offers all the usual spa treatments, plus some unique ones for the guy and/or hatter. For instance, spore aromatherapy which takes place in a dark, humid room with water mist bottles. There might be a hat room and studio for them to model new hat designs for her to grow. Tea parties are a given, and could be more or less crazy than the wonderland ones depending on clientele. 'Tea baths' are a unique experience where you can bathe in a tea-like nutrients filled broth that cleanses pores, softens the skin, relaxes the soul and does that 50x over for mushroom species. Also a variant where you take some eat me cakes, shrink down and bathe in a private teacup, if you are after a wonderland experience. Don't do it by yourself or you might get teased by a beeg hatter.

>>110892 Not really, just a bit paranoiac. It would take weeks and several letters before I believe the content and go to the cave. I would be a fool to not have several saves and a dead man switch

>>110894 >Don't do it by yourself or you might get teased by a beeg hatter. Don't threaten me with a good time, dude.

>>110894 >teased by a beeg hatter. Those aren't real. If they were, we'd have pics.

>>110833 >>110850 Mam, if those typical boyish Alps started eating better, got some more curvy hips and bigger tits I would definitely give them a chance

>>110898 What if she just has a reall cool parakeet?

>>110897 Beeg Hatters are very real, but they're rare and only reveal themselves to those worthy of their attention (i.e. someone who wants to be smothered by Beeg Hatter titty or sat on by Beeg Hatter ass); I've heard rumors that the best way to catch their attention is to brew a cup of team with lemon and extra sugar (as they like it best) and leave it for them at your kitchen table.

>>110899 >Alp tries to woo anon with a cool parakeet Interdasting tactic, let's see how it works out for her

>>110897 This is the beegest one I have seen. For now. >>110900 I'm not polite enough to tell her that her hat is getting squashed against the ceiling.

>Marry hatter (or other monster girl) >Go to a resort or spa or elsewhere that caters to their type >Staff (and husbands potentially) immediately clock your inexperience >Take you under their wing >Give hints and tips on how to care, maintain and deal with her eccentricities, plus other useful things to know >Like the language of flowers or tea tasting and what even is bergamot >Get more out of the experience than she does

Zombify all women.

>>110898 Personally I would a Sabbath Alp with those big hips in a small frame, perfect pear body shape

I want Beeg Hatter to bully me with her enormous posterior and bra-shredding cleavage.

>>110906 what does hatter bullying even look like? she's so candid and polite about everything. would she just constantly remind you that you're enjoying it so there's no reason for her to stop?

>>110906 >second pic Anyone feeling any attraction towards a hat-less hatter should be banned from this thread and the board too

>>110907 Exactly like that. It wouldn't be aggressive aggressive, but her asserting herself gently against you in various ways, like pushing you against the wall with your face in her tits, or sitting on you when you're in your chair, or something like that. Never impolite, never rude about it, but certainly teasing you about it and gently reminding you that you could just ask her to stop at any time but clearly knowing from her tone voice that you never would.

>>110908 she should have mushroomy bits on her body, as is described in her profile.

>>110907 Bully Hatters call you uncultured for not following the rules of Wonderland etiquette you don't understand. >>110908 Cap is a hat too.

>>110908 Take a closer look, she's wearing a cap in that pic.

>>110908 sometimes they place their hat on a lady to monsterize them. it takes a while to grow back

>>110913 They almost certainly have emergency hats that they have on standby for when their original hat is unavailable.

>>110914 ithey could have a little hat growing under their hat

>>110912 frfr, no cap

>>110915 >>110914 I like to think they can either grow it straight from her body (like a growth), or take a cutting of an existing hat and then fashion it as it grows into a different style. Like growing a plant.

>>110917 oh, and there's a lot of tradition placed on certain hats. the first hat a hatter recieves, the first one a hatter grows and hats grown on wedding anniversaries. mom hatters often give their daughters partially completed hats and let them grow the rest as practice.

>hat grown by hatters over generations >fucking huge and a patchwork monstrosity of styles >put it on and you may be blessed with other-wordly wisdom from the combined minds of wonderland's brightest monsters >...it may also drive you completely stir crazy and lead you to the nearest single hatter like a cordyceps ant

I would like a hatter with a hat that has cat ears on it. Then I can call her a Mad CATTER.

>>110920 some strange hatter, myconid, cheshire fusion

>>110870 >anon in his final year of highschool, always that sees his alp underclassmen he shower in the locker >he has the though guy kind of attitude plus he's pissed off that his elementary school bro alped starting highschool >he's always pissed off around her, at lunch, at the lockers, in the hallway, etc. >anons drops his stuff or forgets lunch, meals and the alp comes to him to offer him stuff or give him the stuff he dropped but anon just pushes her aside >but after anon comes back to the dorm a couple minutes later an intruder always sneaks in >it's his alpbro >they start making out while anon slaps her and choker her from time to time >they play vidya, study together and she cooks for him >after that hey take a bath together and anon goes balls deep inside his alpbro's ass rearranging her insides without control >then they go to bed and his alpbro has managed to smuggle some condoms, since they are illicit unless you get them from shady adult stores, and they go at tit all night >after draining his balls all the way to his soul anon gets exhausted and falls asleep >his alpbro cuddles him and falls asleep hugging him while they are both sweaty and naked >in the morning she wakes up early, makes breakfast for anon and then runs back to her dorm to avoid any misunderstandings >that's their daily routine Highschool bullying in monster society is weird

>>110921 I was more thinking that the cat ears would be a fashion statement, not real. I like my girls weird.

>>110923 A cat mushroom chimera is pretty weird

>>110924 I mean, fair. I was more thinking weird personality, but I'd imagine that a cat mushroom chimera would also have a weird personality. And be very squishy. Like a giant marshmallow kot.

>>110922 I prefer to get bullied than bully and get pampered by my bully in secret

>>110925 soft. squishy. bouncy. very weird but mysterious, like a black cat and an orange cat. loves the dark, even more than normal cats do. extremely lazy in the day. has a more extreme version of oxytocin with her spores. drinks a lot of tea and eats yummy cakes. can be smol and cute or huge and imposing. im not sure what her fluff would be like if she even has fluff. mushrooms can be fuzzy but not in a nice way.

>>110927 >mushrooms can be fuzzy but not in a nice way angry_mushroom_noises.wav

>>110922 >condoms Why?

>>110924 does he know?

>>110928 you're right. maybe hatter chest fluff

>>110922 Things wouldn't be like that if she wasn't a stick

>>110932 That's more like the group that ends up bullying you instead of the ones being bullied

>>110930 >Lion's mane >Tiger's ear >Cat's tongue >Leopard mushroom there are a lot of cat mushrooms...

>>110934 Cute

destroying angel myconid beelining towards you

>>110922 That's not cute, romantic or sad That's just gay