>>119592 I will mauled back her tits

>>119597 i've brought this upon myself. shouldnt have given her all those moon cakes.

>>119590 >Getting human hands to touch all over her body is a win to a Jinko. It certainly is not! Why, she would never desire such an uncouth thing! Human boys are meant to be admired from a distance and protected! ...Is what she'd tell everyone outside of her closest circle of friends.

>>119592 i knew falling into the tiger enclosure was a one way ticket

>>119601 This is why we have to hunt tigers.

>>119602 The 'guard rails' are suspiciously short. I SWEAR I have seen a Zoo Keeper tourguide, who was a cupid btw, hip check a small anon into the hellhound pit previously while nobody else was looking, and then half-heartedly attempt a rescue. Something is suspicious with the monster zoo. I mean why would they even volunteer to be in the exhibits if they weren't getting something out of it.

>>119604 wait till you see what going on in the botanical gardens

>>119605 Who could have predicted there would be plant girls at the botanical gardens.

>>119603 Yes and tame her. The fluffiness can't go to waste and must flow

>>119605 GIWTWM

>>119604 >sign says don't feed the animals >feeds the animals we have a reading crisis in MGC

>>119601 Jinkos aren't tsunderes, she can take the win.

>>119601 Lol, That's a dragon, not a jinko

>Walk up to haku >"Tea-sun-dare"

>>119538 Those are the best

I bet a jinko would prefer to drink tea and discuss wargame tabletops instead of switch tape

>>119616 Rape*

Yes, lazy morning after a hot night of sex in the futon. That's a perfect morning

Crabs can't handle being debunked. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r9zmSYNKXo

>>119612 Read it again, that's nobledere, not tsundere. See also: dullahan.

>>119610 I know I'm not supposed to molest the alligators but they're just so damn molestable.

>>119623 OK, but still >Human boys are meant to be admired from a distance and protected! It's easier for a Jinko to protect a human when she's very close to him.

>>119625 >The safest place from the tiger is under her ass - some mist philosopher

>>119626 Pick the right tiger and the safest place to be is right in front of her. She'll never see you even if she looks down.

That's how I found out that Doom Slayer was a big hellhound girl all along.

wezl

>>119633 The most degenerate monster

>>119606 difference is that unlike the zoo, there are no safety rails at the botanical garden you are even encouraged to go smell the flowers.

>>119535 >war room turns to look >hisses under her breath and hides behind one of the big flags by the door >"I told you, it makes her uncomfortable."

Auntster gets extended to the whole weekend because cats are also auntsters, and because they want to stay and don't want to go home

>>119450 >Ares not listed You are not getting any gains for this blasphemy.

>>119640 Why are most of them so black?

>>119620 doesnt matter crab is best shape embrace crabitalism

>>119515 imagine the poor guy who got a centaur

>>119645 Elaborate

>>119645 Twilight Sparkle approves this post.

>>119646 a succubus suddenly growing to full size while she's sitting on your lap or laying on your chest is one thing, but the average horse weighs over half a ton

>>119648 MAMONO MANA kicks in and this additional pressure somehow results in the guy getting some kind of megaboner rather than having his ribcage turned into a pancake but his furniture is still destroyed. Next!

>>119648 >>119649 Even better if she's a shire horse centaur.

>shire horse centaur I can't carry it for you, mr anon, but I can carry you

>>119651 >look up what a shire horse is >see pictures of mammoth horses dwarfing humans A shire horse centauress would probably be the heaviest monstergirl ever.

>>119652 Heavy but doting. You will look like a small child by comparison while riding her and you will not be given a choice.

>Be archer anon >Fight from range >Reliable but squishy backline >Must be protected from melee >And especially cavalry charges >ESPECIALLY cavalry charges >what's that noise? <Be war horse bicorn <Be in DL army <Be BEEG <Be HUGE <Be best friends with ogre rider - she can keep up with the drinks <Ogre is BEEG <Ogre is HUGE <Weigh several tonnes between you when fully armoured <Can still reach a top speed of like 20-30km/h <And when you consider the momentum behind that charge, and the great realm silver battle axe of yours, and the huge spear realm silver miss ogre wields <Scary <Hopefully you can find a husband and leave this war nonsense behind, maybe could share with miss ogre <hey look an archer

Lightning resistance check

>>119655 Zapweasel daughteru needs to get grounded.

>>119656 Please do not ground zapweasels, it disrupts the natural functions of their body

Zap weasel “ground” on anons face with her musky thunder pussy.

>>119655 Being an electrician post-portal must be difficult with all the thunderbirds and raijus making sexual comments and jokes towards you.

dont trust random spellbooks on the side of the road, it could very well be a trap!

Last for I love all of you.