>>121453 figuring out the best road redevelopment plan should belong in science too, not in politics, and yet here we are

>>121486 It's true, politicians have overstepped their bounds. I say we put them back in place, that's why this election I'm voting grape.

>>121483 Good don't tell her that I will just slack off at the office and sleep in the test room

>>121488 An Apophis theocracy with demon bureaucrats sounds like a purple place to live

Efficient government requires more anubis and demons, therefore we should incentivise creating more demons and anubis, and therefore we must encourage intercourse with these monsters. for efficient government, you must bang your demon supervisor.

>>121411 >raccoon girl pretends to be rich to get you in bed with her >all you really care about is those huge tits she's got

>>121484 Tell me more about Rachael; she sounds like a hoot.

>>121498 She can't decide which sailor she wants but her friends egg her on so she keeps doing it. It'd be really nice if someone gave her tentacle a hug instead of taking an axe to it...

>>121494 >the government is trying to fuck you? >fuck them back

>>121360 >you guys (plural) Don't lump anyone else in with that guy

>>121503 He speaks for me.

>>121498 She's an extremist who thinks that sea-dwelling monsters need husbands too and if the Order won't send soldiers to the undersea kingdoms then she'll do it for them. If pressed, she might admit the she enjoys the hunt a little more than she should and is really looking for a guy who's okay with her continuing to do it.

>>121506 <Wherever I go, I must also sink.

>>121494 More taxpayer money needs to go anubis matchmaking programs, I agree.

>>121506 This is why you only hire married men for your crew so that way there's no reason for her to sink it.

>>121509 Orderwomen are whores, sinking a ship full of order faggots to give them a real wife is like a rescue operation.

>>121510 >Orderwomen are whores If you ever bothered reading the stories you'd know that's not the case.

>>121511 In fact they are, some like Wilmarina etc are huge exceptions and only because they're scheduled to marry (you). H*man women are confirmed enough to be whores, practically there was one sentence in the book where monster girls were explicitly compared against them In that they were Not prone to cheating and such.

Thinking about chubby kikimora with round bellies and fat asses.

>>121506 >"Here we see the wrench weasel in her natural habitat: underneath a perpetually malfunctioning piece of machinery." <"Hey, c'mon, once I put these new bushings on it'll be right as rain!" >"If you listen closely, you can hear her coping call. She's been making it for months." <"Fuck you."

What monster would wear a shirt that says "will be quiet for $100 will be awesome for free"

>>121520 Pyrow or thunderbird, 100%. I could see a Cheshire wear it, albeit only because she knows it'll piss people off.

>>121520 This bitch and her big mouth.

>>121526 ur supposed to wait out her attacks until she opens her mouth to taunt/prepare a big attack, and then throw spicy food into her open mouth. repeat 3x. then kiss.

>>121526 Just let her bite you! She can’t scream if she is biting.

>>121531 My life has amounted to chewing gum

>>121532 She has TRIANGLE teeth, Anon. She DESERVES an Anon to bite.

>>121534 They have a fight, triangle wins Triangle girl

>>121534 You know how smug they get when they find out you like sharp teeth? It's like how black sclera monster get when they find out you like black sclera.

>>121536 I like both sharp teeth AND black sclera. Fortunately no mamono have both, so I am at least somewhat safe from that level of SMUG.

>>121538 Watch out for the poison(er)/dark variant of the claustro

>>121539 G-g-g-goth plants? OH NO.

Imagine what a brat a loli claustro would be

>>121539 i like gloomy women

>>121543 Gloomy AND Bloomy

>>121518 >Have to kick grem wife out of the bed and onto the couch because she tried sneaking under the covers covered in oil, soot, and metal slivers >AGAIN

>>121546 That's actually illegal to do to a gremlin. They can't see that as dirty.

Does anyone have anything to say about these poor forgotten girls?

>>121548 Otohime is pretty sexy, as expected from rare or high-ranking monsters.

>>121548 I'm not doing pot cause I'm scared of dealing with cops, sorry.

>>121548 not like, nice things

>>121547 They just say that to avoid showering. That who "can't get wet after midnight" bit is the same.

>>121552 Gremlins would never lie because LOOK AT HER! Is that the face of a liar?

>>121553 That's the face of a woman who doesn't know or care what the truth is anymore.

schoolgirls are scary

>>121555 The absolute YOUNGEST of these women is the goblin, who is 30. These are not schoolgirls and you are in extreme danger.

>>121556 They don't look that danger- >mark on the tongue It's already too late, now it's just a game of how long you can run

>>121171 >>121173 >>121175 >>121176 >>121161

>>121558 Thank you? Sorry?