cancer and hydra were literally sent from a god to serve anon

>>120828 it's polite to kiss pursuer type enemies on their booboos as necessary

>>120831 >Anon flees giant dragon zombie >She bonks her head trying to chase you >Anon hears her stop >Looks back >She's about to cry >goddamnit.jpg >Walks back to her "Let me see it." >She sniffles and gets on a knee so you can see the top of her forehead >Oof. It really does look pretty bad. >Look left. >Look right. >Give her owie a peck. >And give her a big bear hug. >She hugs back. Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers

>>120829 >The stars are right but are they big and bright?

>>120833 sometimes

>>120831 Never look back, she wouldn't help you if you break something. She might even rape you despite your broken legs and the pain

>>120834 I'd shag a shog. For science.

>>120835 i'm sure it was medicinal rape

>>120835 Look, I dunno what's up with YOUR wife, but mine expects me to escape at least once a week. She pouts like crazy if I don't.

>>120831 Covered eyes are dangerous because you never know when she's heart pupiling

>>120837 You never experienced a broken bone if you think that

>>120841 and you have never experienced life-saving paizuri

>>120842 That's something most likely common to anyone here.

>>120843 Way to call us out you meanie.

>>120844 Don't throw boomerang blindly, 'yip brain

Well it's time to go to bed with auntie, see you tomorrow my friends and may you have exquisite dreams with your own auntsters

Time to wake up, it's already 6am and your wife requires sex.

>>120847 ok...

>>120847 neat

big kot in house when drudru?

Dead hours

>>120847 Thank God my auntster just keep sleeping, she must be as tired as me

>>120851 Do dead girls really just ship themselves as cargo?

When visiting Dogtown, you may be asked a number of questions at the border by the local border officer. This is completely normal and no reason for concern, but you can familiarize yourself with some of the more common questions to make your experience smoother. Typical questions include: - What is the purpose of your visit? - Are you free tonight? - Do you keep your doors locked at night? - Who's a good boy?

i wonder how the sound of wurm slithring is, youknow, given the plated scales and all that

>>120855 >Drr, drr, drr <She's slowly coming this way!

>>120856 That hole... was made for me!

>>120854 Tourism No, I have a reservation with my wife Yes No one in this car

>>120854 Is it ok for a tourist to go collar shopping in dogtown? I’m buying a collar as a uh… gift for someone else. Anyway I hear dogtown makes some premium collars, and I don’t want any trouble if I go into a collar shop, alone, and start picking things out.

>>120857 Ah yes, the infamous amigara fault

>>120859 Absolutely! Some collars can be difficult to try on your own though, so feel free to ask the clerk for assistance. They're easy to spot, look for the girls who react like this when you walk into the shop.

>>120851 The undead bride delivery service has some rather interesting methods of transportation.

dragons are nice people like dragons

>>120864 i was like "where the fuck is her tail?" and then i saw it

>>120864 sparkledog design... sparklelizard?!

>>120866 iirc its an npc from a card game

>>120862 Hello Ms. Kappa. What wisdom have you brought for us today?

>>120866 What do you mean by sparkle dog?

>>120869 He means it's somewhat overdesigned, especially if>>120867 is right Sparkledog/child is for badly designed OC's (both fashion-wise or character-wise)

>>120870 >badly designed She's cute, I just wanted to call her the funny furfag term. In fact, I'd walk around Dragonia and call every Dragon with unusual color details sparkledogs.

>>120864 NO, fuck Senessax, I keep dying

whats more worrying getting jumped by dragon newts/amazons or hearing "take this one to the Queen!"

>>120872 >fuck Senessax I think that's what she kept trying to tell you but keep trying to kill her instead.

>>120874 Definitely being taken to the queen, I get nervous around fancy people and never remember what fork to use for which vegetable and I keep my elbows on the table

>>120876 I wouldn't give a shit, she forced me to be there so she has to deal with my manners (or lack of). She can always kick me out, I'd love to become a shared boytoy for her underlings.

Many a thief has swiped a treasure box from one of Dragonia's many ruins, only to encounter a sleeping fairy dragon when they try to empty it out. They aren't dragons in the strictest sense, instead being descended from fairies who moved into Dragonia's forests thousands of years ago, but they are every bit as dangerous to an unprepared adventurer.

Reading that stuff about pursuers at the top of the thread got me thinking about a Resident Evil VII/VII style game where the main enemy is a beeg monster girl of some sort. Plenty of good choices for what kind of monster girl, but I would personally go for a Mad Hatter, just because it would be genuinely scary to be pursued by a whitticism-spouting madwoman in a decrepit mansion or whatever.

>>120875 Not wife worthy unlike Bayle

>shortly after entering the underground lab, an explosion in another part of the facility collapses the tunnel and blocks your exit >the creature inside one of the holding cells says that it can clear the exit if you open the airlock and let it out >however, notes left behind by the scientists say that it is an alien life form being evaluated for use as a bioweapon, and MUST NOT be released under any circumstances

>>120885 Of course I'll free her, she'd do the same for me

>>120885 Free her, worst case scenario I die

>>120874 Getting regular jumped. I don't want to DIE! If they're taking me to the queen I know I'm probably going to be a prisoner or something.

>>120881 I am now imagining 50 foot tall Mad Hatter.

>>120879 Cute. Would offer bits of rations and allow to share French fries with me.

>>120874 >getting jumped by dragon newts/amazons Very bad >hearing "take this one to the Queen!" Dragon newt edition Excellent >hearing "take this one to the Queen!" Amazon edition Extremely bad, worthy of cyanur tooth

>>120893 anon please my dick can only get so hard.

>>120851 My favorite

>>120881 >she's getting close >shit >door opens >she stoops to fit through >"Anon, where are you? your tea is getting cold!" >shitshitshit >"Ah, there you are." >runrunrunrun

>>120898 It's worth remembering that you're almost certainly being chased through a *Wonderland* manor, so you have no reason whatsoever to believe that the layout of the manor won't drastically change the next time you're there. Or that gravity will function normally. Or that a doorway that went to one hallway won't suddenly go to another one. Or that you might not suddenly shrink or Miss Hatter might not suddenly get even bigger.

>>120874 I'm sure a queen amazon would be nice. Commanding and domineering and terrifying, but ultimately caring. Tender when you spoon at the end of the day.

>>120866 >>120870 That's not anywhere close to sparkledog. Especially since it's a dragon which are already spectacular mythical creatures, even if making that distinction isn't necessary in this case.

>>120901 >Especially since it's a dragon which are already spectacular mythical creatures >t. sparkledragon

>>120899 >>120893 >Closes the distance in a single stride >Leave you flat on your ass from the impact of her foot >Tenderly picks you up between her gloved fingers >Brings you up to her titanic face >Smiling, nonchalantly, as if this were just the most normal interaction in the world >"You ran off." she gently flicks you, "we were about to have dessert and tea. Dreadfully rude. Were you looking for the toilets?" >Tenderly drops you onto her tits, the blouse open to reveal the top of her mycelium boobs >sweaty, slightly freckled >trip up from the mere sway of her body and rise and fall of her chest >She pushes you deeper with a finger, entombing you in her musky cleavage, pinned between two carriage size hatter tits >"There. Nice and cozy. You're much too small for desserts, but I'll save you a mint." >Your energy and desire to resist quickly against the overwhelming presence of her boobs >Every breath tainted by her sweaty, spore-laced boob musk >Every step she takes smothering you from all sides in her pale mushroom mammaries >Why were you even running at all And remember, once you go "insane", you'll stop questioning why you and her keep changing sizes and just go with it. One day you're giving her standing cunnilingus, the next you're dropping a tiny hatter into your pants like she were some sort of fairy. Just wonderland things.

>>120898 Don't run away from your auntie, she only wants the best for you

>>120901 what WOULD make it sparkledog?

>>120904 She better start laying off the pastries or else she's not going to be able to fit into those trousers of hers. Or not. I'd very much appreciate it if she didn't.

>>120905 Sparkles And a dog

>>120906 You vastly underestimate the power of hatter trousers

>>120904 I want to do unspeakable things to my auntster's anus

>>120909 >Because Anon cannot speak them while his tongue is buried deep in said anus

>>120909 They are unspeakable because your mouth is gagged by shroom cake

>>120905 more bright colors gradient hair some other things if it was peak tumblr era, she would have some stupid backstory, OP as fuck, somewhere on both the autism and gay spectrum, and be wearing a sparkly dress

>>120912 OK, but a dragon with a sparkly dress just sounds nice.

>>120908 They must get pretty tight, I imagine, like increasingly-strained spandex around Miss Hatter's increasingly large thighs and ass; god only knows what happens when they finally do give up the ghost.

>>120912 Aren't monster girls already op as fuck?

>>120915 No, no, no! OP is a faggot. Faggot.

>>120914 >hat sit down >ripping noise >"...oh bother." >chesh and march hare exchange looks >chesh starts laughing >march hare begrudgingly hands cheshire a pouch of gold >hat sits on anon's face/lap for rest of meal to preserve dignity

>>120915 No not really people like the femdom aspects, sure, but most monsters are beatable its when you get to shit like the lilims and where shit is wonky in the lore, willamaria was consider the best hero a city has to offer, but fallen maidens and fallen brides implys druella curbed her

>>120918 In most settings, Lilim would be considered more like deities than anything else. Being able to build pocket dimensions and fill them with life is god-tier stuff.

>>120918 Druella is so powerful and awesome kids powerscale her in the playground. She's so powerful and awesome she could beat goku and superman and popeye. She's so powerful and awesome they made action figure dolls for her, and then they became cursed dolls, and then they got laid before dru-dru did!

>>120917 I refuse to believe Miss Hatter wasn't in complete control of when her pants were going to rip and very deliberately did so at the tea party. Also, she's going to need Anon's help to sow a new pair of trousers (of course Miss Hatter is her own tailor) so he's going to need to take all sorts of measurements of her rear and hips and everywhere else down there.

Druella: the strongest virgin sex demon

>>120921 >sow a new pair of trousers Hatter gardens are strange

>>120921 >...gonna need a longer tape measure >>120923 heh. I always imagine there is some amount of growing, like you would a potted plant, when it comes to her hats, so I could also believe she grows her own vests and suits. She can absolutely tailor and make hats the traditional way, and then merely infect them with her mushrooms after the fact. But there is something stranger about a hat half grown.

>>120918 At least she let them fight in a honorable 1v1 in most corruption hentais the heroine either gets jumped by the horde, or is attacted by the villain after the heroine when through a bunch of shit knightfall style.

>>120915 More like ridiculousness like a Greenworm that can 1v1 the Chief God. >>120918 >shit is wonky in the lore, willamaria was consider the best hero a city has to offer, but fallen maidens and fallen brides implys druella curbed her Not really weird. Wilmarina was strong, but even a #1 warrior (which I don't recall she was stated to be) would find a Lilim, basically a demigoddess, an extreme challenge.

>>120922 Even Alps get more love and game than Lims, Alplims are a close second

>>120926 >More like ridiculousness like a Greenworm that can 1v1 the Chief God. i can believe that, green worm just needs a lotta power via sex...and greens

She's also a master strategist, so you have to give Druella AT LEAST an hour prep time.

>>120925 >knightfall style. What?

>>120926 >More like ridiculousness like a Greenworm that can 1v1 the Chief God. Well, are they at Olive Garden? Is the defeat caused by which one of them can eat the most free soup and salad? Because the Chief God's refined palette is an ENORMOUS disadvantage in that case. The Mean Green Eating Machine is going to trounce her.

>>120930 Batman comic Bane makes this master plan to "break the bat" and it invloves batman going through almost all his major villains and a fuckton of thugs in one night, then when he's on his last legs, bane jumps him and breaks Batman's back over his knee

>>120924 "Oh, Anon, if you can't find a longer tape measure, just use your arms. I'm sure that you won't have any problem wrapping them around my posterior or waist, will you?"

>>120927 Alps have bros to lean on, Lilims have nothing

>>120927 Speak for yourself pal, I love lims and other strong monster girls and alps are just fucking tranny faggots MGE edition.

Tea time. You will have tea won't you? It would be terribly rude to refuse. You ARE the ambassador to wonderland from the human kingdoms, after all.

>>120936 >You ARE the ambassador to wonderland Who the fuck decided that?

>>120937 You woke up at the tea table and the Hatter sitting there said you were.

>>120936 "What? No? I'm a tourist her to scritch Cheshires and chew bubble gum." "And I'm all out of Cheshires." "Please give me a Chesh to scritch."

>>120937 The last ambassador didn't last long. But they can't not have an ambassador. I'm sure you'll be fine... the QoH is famously patient and understanding. Good luck!

>>120932 >comic Preposterous, Nolan's Bane was perfection and no other Bane should exist.

>>120936 > Got assigned as ambassador because you pissed off some noble fuck, was send here to get rid of you > Diplomatic meetings entirely consist of you having tea parties with incredibly stacked Mad Hatter and chatting with her > No trade stuff, no diplomacy, no nothing; just chatting > Only real thing that happens is that the Hatter's breasts and ass and thighs seem to be getting bigger and bigger each time you see her > Somehow, diplomatic relationships between the human kingdoms and Wonderland have never been better, keep getting medals for your success where everyone else is failed > Go figure

>>120941 >Hatter >Wears face hat (a mask) >Uses Bane Voice

>>120942 >Diplomatic incident when you admit she's sexy but you also aren't technically married >Only one way to save face >End up sat on big hatter's lap, straddling her waist and the back of her chair >Hugs become kisses. Kisses become smooches. Smooches become frenching (egads, the french) >Pushing her silver tongue deeper and deeper into your mouth >Intoxicated by her tea flavour >Also unknowingly colonised by the spores in her saliva >She becomes more and more aggressive until she's practically throat fucking you with her tongue >Pulls back so you can breathe, a long lewd bridge of saliva between her mouth and your entire face >Utterly coated in her love >"I think we avoided any diplomatic faux pas there" she says candidly, as if this were just some normal diplomatic protocol >"Never hurts to be too careful" >Suddenly, rotated in her lap so your facing forward >Head mashed between her extremely sweaty hat tits >Drowning in tits and spores and boob stink >The gloves come off, literally >She wraps an arm around your waist >Other hand comes up to jerk you off at a decadent pace >Mindbroken wonderland-tier babble is muffled by her boobs, and you come undone to her technique within seconds >Aims your cum into her teacup, which she then sips from >"Splendid. I'd say that's a job well done. Crisis averted. Wouldn't you say, Husband?"

>>120944 Good thing my pelvis would break just as fast as i would cum from those thighs.

>>120944 Bullshit, the abaddon queen needs my seed to sire an army of powerful successors. Besides she'd never hurt me or my pelvis

>>120854 what's updog?

>>120949 A little bit of pelvis bruising is just polite, Anon.

>>120951 No real monster girl would ever bruise her husband's pelvis because it would feel uncomfortable for him the next time she has sex with him and she doesn't want that. She will fuck him real hard but there's not gonna be a single bruise or crack on his pelvis, because she wants him to be ready for action in a few hours.

>>120952 A pelvis break would definitely shut you up and make you stop being such a dork.

>>120952 hp damage is easily remedied even a simple sleep would suffice

>>120954 sleep sex is infinite healing?

>>120955 i doubt they can out-dps the regen, yeah

When you speak to a women a hebi will appear in front of you in an instant

>>120957 oh, maybe i should speak to women

The only pursuer I need is the creepy Oomukade who chases me when I try to huff spores in some ruins

>>120958 Be prepared that she will drag you to somwhere private

>>120960 >Saving me from social situations What's not to like.

>>120962 >MFC Monster Fucker Central?

>>120851 >Anon orders a Dishwasher from the MGC Homewares store. >Freight Clerk notices he didn't tick [Married] on the delivery note

It's caturday! That means it's time to fuck cats!

Including but not limited to eating sweaty cat ass while she lazes about on your face

I am too sad for sex. Please let me have a large kot who would like to cuddle today.

>>120965 When female cats get too horny they start humping each other, dogs have a similar habit

>>120968 troublesome piles of oiled up women are a frequent hazard

>>120969 >>120968 imagine being sandwiched between two large sweaty brown monsters

>>120965 Real >>120968 It's invitation to join

>pulled over for a 'random inspection' by monster border guard >again >totally random >profiling isn't real >stop asking questions and drink the delf sweat

>>120965 Do grems count?

Koturday leads to more kot at home!

>>120972 >No, the artefact said that you have no power over me >Also she said that she will claw you if you don't look away >Sorry

>>120965 hm, cat

>>120974 We must produce dozen of kittens for the goddess

>>120968 God I love oiled up hags

I love oiled-up RAGS. Just put them in your trash, seal it up tight, and baby, you got a surprise fire goin'!

Consider small cats (and small half-cats)

>>120978 God I love oiling up hags.

>>120981 being the royal anointer is honest work

>>120980 mamano egypt is a magical place

>>120982 Honest, but demanding. It takes hours and hours to make sure that a hag pharaoh is properly covered in the finest of oils, delicately but firmly applying it to each and every inch of bronzed skin.

>Maine Coon >7-8ft tall toned cat girl >has the strength matching her looks and looks intimidating >you'd think she'd be assertive with you >in fact she is meek and docile most of the time

>>120985 i don't know if meek or docile is the right word. they're self-assured and chill

So many good femdomsters, but the aftercare is what makes it special.

>>120985 You forgot that she has Ron Perlman's face. <"YO LIL' HUBBY!"

>>120985 >7-8ft tall toned cat girl >meek and docile Deal breaker for me. I'll just go with a jinko. I'm sure she'll also like being petted.

>>120985 Literally the perfect kot I'm looking for and I bet a jinko would work too

>>120990 How's that different? The Jinko is even more impossibly meek than a maine coon.

>>120992 what does meek mean to you?

>>120993 >meek nta but gentle, soft so yeah jinko

>>120993 >>120994 Yeah, that. Look at her! She could ANNIHILATE that Anon, but she's blushing and paralyzed because SCRITCHES. I'm jealous

>>120995 We all are, jinko is too perfect

>>120996 It is Caturday! Tickets to Jinko Land are free!

love pussy of all shapes and sizes and smells

>>120997 Eh who is that girl in the middle? Not jinko that I can say for sure

>>120999 Chinese

>>121000 That doesn't really narrow it down any more.

>>120994 Meek includes submissive, which Jinkos aren't by default. >>120999 Looks like a Wight to me.

>>121002 So I can have a bunch of tiger girls AND a wight. Holy fucking shit. With this kind of luck I might also try to get a strong dragon girl to top them all, might as well succeed

>>120982 Imagine having an Alp friend like that

>>121004 Imagine having a HAT friend like that.

What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom

>>121006 mayhaps elf sex

>>121007 specifically with the dark ones

Stupid elf dressing up like a young girl, as if I don't know she's 2000+years old.

>>121009 that's only 20 in elf years

>>121009 >kitsune insists she's in her 20s >the nine tails say otherwise

>first weekend at wizard college >decide to check out the nearby town >every bar is full of pyrows >apparently they're not from the college, they just started showing up when they realized it was here >monsters can smell overworked nerds from a mile away

>>121009 Is that not how old women dress now?

>>121007 I want to hug that delf. >>121003 >Jinko and a wight Truly that would be landing the jackpot.

>>121013 it's tough being a wizard

>>121013 Fight the temptation with this handy mantra: >Pussy is temporary. Student debt is forever.

Instructions unclear. Ate 2000 year old delf ass.

fit elf or fat elf?

>>121013 Office workers are not ready for Pyrows.

>>121017 This is why you go the balrog route.

Delf supremacist

>>121023 I'll take it.

Delf supremacist at home

>>121019 Very fit elf.

>>121025 even if she's a switch or sub in the kitchen, I'm still gonna eat her out. >>121026 need worshipping and massaging.

>>121023 being captured and enslaved by dark elves is probably okay

>be me, anon >enter /mge/ thread >fags are delfposting hard >DoTR happens 5 min later >immediately establish a dating service/slave trading facility oriented towards hard femdom fetishists >gather millions of anons and sell them to delves, anubi, vampires, atlach0nacha etc. for huge amounts of money

>>121028 It would be pretty good IF you want it, which I'll assume you do because no bad-endings in mge. They would make you fret with how they describe the lifestyle on your way to the delf city, but then you get there. Your room is nice. Your wife loves you. The food is expensive and delicious. The city in the forest is spectacular. For all their talk about slavery, you have a lot of freedom - more than you would as an order serf. The actual work being a delf's slave, and the level and flavour and intensity of any femdom, is all to maximise your pleasure. They're experts at it, and can seamlessly weave any additional kinks or fantasies into it: Bondage, SM, body worship from foot to ear, sweat/smell, realm silver toys, roleplay, eating her holes out. She's attuned to how you're feeling and knows the boundaries she can push. They are always down for some regular sex, though they would like to be on top. The aftercare is always phenomenal, plenty of cuddling and possibly rich furs to snuggle under, maybe even with some luxurious desserts or coffee. At the end of the day she's a monster and monsters want to make their husbands happy.

>>121028 Hell no.

>>121031 It's fine, my cage has an internet connection

>>121031 feed food they're patient and understanding better housing loving family what's not to like?

>>121032 >>121033 Good for you, not for me

>>121033 Flat tummy must be licked and worshiped.

>>121035 What about hellhounds or black harpies? >strong, aggressive woman >might seize you by force if you're too dense >she WILL love you and WILL take the best care of you, for her you're the most important thing that exists >there's no slavery bullshit, but she might occasionally hop on you and sex you in a fit of passion/lust >you get to hunt, camp, fish together with your waifu, drink yourselves in pubs until you black out, start huge parties with your extended families and friend circles >you both live in small isolated communities consisting entirely of you and your family, so you have an entire neighborhood all for yourselves where you can start loud ass parties and do whatever the fuck you want without any neighbors complaining

>>121035 Reminder that the more vocal you are about not liking a mamono, the more likely they are to become your destined soulmates because you are just tsun about it Protip: you don't have to interact with posts and prompts that aren't aligned with your preferences

>>121038 Anon, a struggle setting where you have to fend off someone you don't like can be just as entertaining as a setting where you get pursued by someone you like.

>>121038 Understood captain.

>howe tro ernambler trextr tro spreecvh >masnticvore frienmdly keyuboarvds

>>121043 That's call a fren with human hands

>>121044 >ANON <...*distantly from elsewhere in the house* yeah? >COME HERE >...why? >I NEED YOU TO TYPE SOMETHING FOR ME >...ok. what? >COME HERE >...what is it? >I NEED TO KNOW "TOP 10 FAMOUS MANTICORES IN HISTORY". IT IS VERY IMPORTANT. >...coming

>>121045 ok maybe text to speech would be less annoying, my bad

>>121045 >TOP 10 FAMOUS MANTICORES I can't even top one manticore, how am i supposed to get 10 famous ones.

>>121047 First one is your mantifren, easy Afterward just patpat her head or seach it on the 'puter

>>121046 annoying, but very very cute. you can sit in her lap. she can put her BEEG fluffy paws on your hands, and then pretend to type but in reality it's you typing. and then you can observe her browse the internet and watch videos from the comfort of her lap, with chest fluff behind and a paw petting your head or otherwise caressing you.

>>121038 Goddamnit I HATE DARK MAGES. DARK MAGES SUCK. DHAMPIRS TOO. I HATE those fucking vigilantes and those big titty dommy mommy sorceresses with ALL MY MIGHT and I hate them about a thousand times more I hate vampires. So what are you gonna do, send a couple dhampirs an a dark mage to correct my tsundere attitude??? Well come on, DO send them right my way, I'm gonna WHOOP THEIR ASSES!

>>121049 >paw petting Horrid reversal of nature's law but why not

>>121047 Careful anon. You might get SCHOOLED by miss core if you don't know your cores.

>>121052 Mantidumbs don't go to school silly.

>>121054 do not bully mants

>>121055 What if she likes it?

>>121038 this guy may or may not secretly want to fuck spiders, I'm not for certain

>>121057 I secretly want to fuck spiders! Only all my friends and most internet strangers know!

>>121057 You don't have to be clairvoyant to guess that, most guys want to fuck spiders.

What monster gives the best handjobs? And while we're at it, who gives the best footjobs?

>>121061 unfortunately it's dwarves but i'm more interested in ms tentacle

>>121061 chesh and chesh or jinko and jinko (I just want the full pawjob deal)

>>121061 Harpy. Harpy.

>>121061 I'd like both from a Jinko, but then again I wish I could do a lot more with a Jinko. I do think Troll handjob would be cool, and I'm curious about a Troll footjob too,

>>121061 >Handjobs I feel like Wights would be up there. They got them ecto-hands. >Footjobs no1curr

>>121067 >no1curr >No foot fetish mamono What was KC thinking when he left out such important part of an MG roster, and put in fucking furries?

>>121068 >>No foot fetish mamono She's just one of the forgotten ones.

>>121068 those are on pretty similar levels of disdain for me

I require a highly trained elite hellhound bodyguard to protect me against loneliness. The threat profile also includes me feeling sad sometimes.

>>121069 Damn. The true forgotten club of mamono. So forgotten you couldn't even name the other ones, because you forgot who they are.

She won't say that you're weird, but she might think it.

>>121073 but it will feel good for both right?

What would happen if I asked a kind monster like a titania or kikimora to insult and belittle me during sex?

>>121075 Instant death

I am a huge foot fetishist but that extends to claws, hoofs, beans, whatever. If you present me with a dragon claw or kiki's birb foot or krampus's hoof then I am going to find a way to lick and cum on it.

>>121075 >titania can only come up with childish grade-schooler insults like poopyhead >kiki dishes out some of the cruelest, most soul-crushing insults and personal attacks you've ever heard

>>121077 Boy, have I got the girl for you!

>>121050 Oh good, someone who hates dark mages and dhampirs as much as I do. Oh, boy, I would REALLY REALLY REALLY fucking hate it if a couple of dhampir and a couple of dark mages broke into my house and piled on top of me and forced me to perform indecent acts with them!

>>121079 Those are legs, not feet. Anon, please, let's get the fetishes right.

>>121081 Legs have feet at the end, Anon.

>>121082 Sometimes it's legs all the way down.

I decided to do both standee and charm.

>>121082 you'll make automatons and glacies sad well, the glacies aren't sad but they look down a bit

>>121084 cat

>>121084 Oh, very nice, was hoping you'd drop these soon.

>>121084 She does look very charming.

>>121084 Nice

>>121079 Listen bud I love oomukade feet as much as the next guy, but if I have to sit there and kiss each and every one of her feet - possibly deep and into my mouth - then I'm gonna be there for days! And then when I'm done, I'll need to start over because the first one needs another kiss.

>>121075 It is expected that every kiki will do her duty

>>121091 would rub ms kiki's feathers the wrong way (metaphorically, literally)

>>121090 Look, she's already in your walls, so just let her into your mouth!

>>121038 Okay, what if I really don't like a monster girl and actually want to keep her away. How do I do it then?

>>121096 Get with a monster girl you actually do like and do it quick.

>>121096 Marry a hebi. She will handle it for you.

>>121096 Find a guy who would actually like her and let him handle her.

The best monsters have elegance, high class allure, childbearing hips and also are children

>>121097 >be anon >an anubis (or some other unwholesome monster girl) thinks you'll make a fine servant, er subordinate, er husband >accelerate the search for a mg you like >found a dragon that would be a perfect fit >she isn't immediately impressed >meanwhile that (Insert unwholesome MG species) is getting closer to you...

What monsters run fetish and sex apparel shops?

>>121102 Arachnes, 100%. Also gremlins if you're completely insane.

>>121102 Dark elves. They have thousands and thousands of years of expertise in either, so any shop they run is guaranteed to give its customers the absolute best experience possible.

>>121102 >a dragon running one such shop

>>121096 if you're incompatible, it wouldn't happen you needn't sweat it

>>121101 Hmm, good point. Maybe talk to your local Church of Eros, then? Either they can talk to the anubis or whatever and get her to back off or find someone who is interested in you that clicks with you as well.

>>121103 Lewd and quiet arachne or ara-ara spooder? Also, what sort of shit has gremlin cooked up this time?

>>121102 Dark Elves are the biggest experts in this kind of merchandise. Nukis have a more varied inventory so they don't really specialize in it, but you'll probably be able to get the right equipment from them.

>>121104 >>121109 >This ball-gag was used by King Harold the Silent 900 years ago with his secret, dark-elf mistress <Really? >Oh yes. They come by every now and again. Incubus now. He goes by harry now. Swapped it out for one of those fancy massage chairs. Not sure what they were on, this sort of antique is priceless. <I see >...10 bucks and I'll throw in a free bottle of mist lube.

>>121110 Wouldn't something like that be in a delf museum or a private collection, rather than sold at some random sex shop?

>>121107 Sounds really complicated. First of all what if you're not a believer but just a guy who doesn't want to do anything with that anubis bitch? Second, knowing how angels of Eros operate, won't they just shot me up with the black arrow to force me to love her? Etc etc. and there's the risk of getting targeted by an eros servant (which might not be a bad idea on itself but, sounds a bit rushed) I'm getting the feeling that at some point I'll have to finish this adventure with a Press LMB To Win while holding a handgun loaded with demon silver aimed at her head.

>>121108 Ara-ara spooders tend to work front of shop, while lewd and quiet arachne tend to work in the dress shop proper. But all arachne, in the right circumstances, are QUITE LEWD. As for gremlins, 'tis EXPLOSIONS. And Megumin cosplay.

>>121102 Delf, danuki or nurarihyon (only because the smoking pipe and her evasiveness would suit a dark, shady shop like that) >We sell forbidden sex tools from places that men and monsters fear to tread >We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt >>121111 I could see delves being curators of such things. Though perhaps she is also not convinced that it is much of an artefact herself.

>>121113 >But I don't have a fetish for explosions! <WELL YA DO NOW!

>>121115 >Grem with wildly dramatic Lina Inverse cosplay <"Darkness beyond twilight" <"Crimson beyond blood that flows..." >Eventually culminates in a show-accurate scale explosion And that's how Miss Grem went to prison the FIRST time!

>>121102 Rata, she knows everyone's fetishes and the right items to get

>>121117 That fucking rat

>>121117 Why is the right item always "20 jars of Nutella"?

>>121105 >nefarious reptiles but consider a fetish or sex shop in dragonia. it's ran by a wock (of course). and dragons try not to be seen entering or leaving that particular store. it would be terrible for their reputation, but many still do. single men or dragons or couples look both ways before darting inside, because the reputation for someone who visits miss wock's wonderland emporium is that of a FREAK. they like FREAKY shit. nobody needs to know they bought a heat lamp which puts them into heat, or the copy of MERED issue 346, or spandex/leather outfits for dragons with large tails and wings. there is FAR worse in the back of her shop.

>>121119 Gotta prepare for winter.

>>121120 Do they have anything where a middle-aged man has quiet dates with a cute dragon?

>>121121 >rat with huge breasts WTF I love rats now

>>121122 >this is considered lewd enough to be taboo by some dragon standards bless their lizard hearts. i'm sure you could find such material at the royal library. miss wock also, and she would be very very nice and not at all smug at such an innocent customer.

>>121120 LOL what >dragons try not to be seen entering or leaving that particular store >it would be terrible for their reputation Why would it be, it's fucking Dragonia and not some order trash heap. Everybody's fucking their hubby in all imaginable ways so it's natural that everybody visits that shop, and I can imagine they will actually share ideas and advices with one another

>>121125 idk i want mystique and taboo and spicy. you are probably right though, those dragonian dragons are lewd and far more open about such things.

>>121126 You know what's taboo for a monster girl? No Nut November.

>>121125 I like to think that SINGLE dragons are too tsun to want to admit to reading "I can't believe the scullery boy impregnated me! vol 1921" while MARRIED dragons are too proud to want to admit they need any help in the bedroom.

But wyverns are all horny little minxes and they are crazy about the porn stores and also bitchin' flame decals.

>>121127 I could imagine Unicorn accepting her beloved wanting to remain chaste before the wedding (scheduled for December 1st)

>>121130 I could also imagine that first kiss at the wedding ceremony getting out of control.

>>121128 Once again this is Dragonia. Half of the dragons be like "Oh a guy I like, gonna grab him" and the other half is already married to some guy. >I can't believe the scullery boy impregnated me! vol 1921 More like A little cutie wizard gets gang banged by 25 hot dragons, issue 69

>>121130 Unicorns don't exist lol

>>121132 More like "I'm A Noble Dragon But The Knight Who I Took Prisoner After He Tried To Slay Me Is Really Cute!" or "I'm In A Strange World Where Dragons Are Married To Mere Humans And I'm Engaged To A Prince Who Knows Kung-Fu."

>>121135 >lol Zipangu titles Oh yeah the nips, they are into strange shit like that

>>121132 The scullery boy is very good at scrubbing. There are a LOT of 2 page spreads of a dragon's scales polished to a mirror finish, and long, long monologues from both mains about how much they like it.

>>121120 Assuming miss wock doesn't eat you up, then keep your purchase hidden in a bag. Dragons, especially, wyverns, have excellent eyesight. You wouldn't want them to know you bought "Dragon worship for dummies" and a replica dragon tail to practice on.

>Anon leaves Nefarious Reptiles, bag in hand >It just has 1 book >"Wurm Seduction"

>be anon a fresh transfer to a dragonian high school >be the only guy in at least the entire class >don't know anything about the nature of dragons in dragonia, expect the more canonic pompous kinds so a bit nervous >enter class >everybody stares at you intently >you shiver from worry, goosebumps cover your skin >the dragon girls sense that and this unease excites them >you can sense some turbulence brewing but you don't know the reason for it yet >your growing concern, eventually becoming fear for your own safety, excites them more, causing a positive chain reaction >you wonder if you would manage to flee the classroom to safety before the dragons do... whatever they plan on doing to you >every dragon in the room knows you won't lol

>>121139 First, you must approach the wurm with a rock. A nice rock will do. It then becomes a call and response interaction. The wurm will thump her tail on the earth in a pattern. You must reply by tapping the earth with your foot and sometimes stomping. Like a rhythm game.

I want to get a harem of dommy mommy mamono. Like, the dommiest and mommiest around. If I had to pick just six, who would I pick? Dark mages are an obvious choice, as noted by one previous poster with excellent taste, and I feel that she's the number one addition. I'd go with all dark mages if I could get away with it, to be frank.

>>121142 I think we all know who needs to be added next.

>>121142 Arachne Apophis/Pharaoh Hatter (raging mushroom variant) Nurarihyon Titania (pixie) Your pick of muscle mommy (mino, but could do ogre, oni, etc.)

>>121142 Add Holstaur, Bogey, Hakutaku, Hellhound, and Black Harpy

>>121144 >>121145 >>121143 These are all excellent choices. I guess I kinda underestimated the sheer number of monster girls who fall underneath the dommy mommy category.

>>121061 cancer has the softest hands

>>121146 In fairness, it is a good archetype. As long as a monster has some of >naturally dominant >caregiver >authority >others look to them for guidance >tender >mature And these aren’t hard to hit

>>121148 Entirely true in hindsight, yeah.

What about a harem of cute loli mamono? Whether it's submissive girls or brats for correcting. Which races do you think are good fit? And how much does it overlap with the ones that can also be mommy types

>>121151 Well, all the Sabbath mamono are freebies here: >Imps >Arch Imps >Familiars >Imps >Witches >Imps >Baphs >Imps Also, Imps.

>Archimps I don't know, they're comfortable with AK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXcnlie9k8w

>>121100 Look at those hips, I would love to spread those massive buttcheeks and leave her anus gape open while my seed keeps oozing out of her rectum

Could you really say no to your stalker if she's this cute?

What would Hebi think if she found out every other woman finds her husband repulsive?

>>121152 >all the Sabbath mamono are freebies Personally I feel they aren't very interesting options to discuss due to that

I could defeat a hebi using magnets

>>121158 Really? How?

>>121155 Yes. It's a disgusting behavior and her lack of trust would wound me deeply. I could never deal with a profile hebi. Must make things hard for normal lamia with white scales and other hebi who are a more reasonable level of jealous.

>>121114 >Being fed frogurt by a nurarihyon after experiencing pleasures no man has felt in centuries What a nice lady

>>121161 >pictures taken moments before disaster

>>121163 >Pictures I hope someone was smart enough to use a high speed camera.

It's koturday night. I require your strongest kots.

I believe in you, Gremlin-Lina-chan! You CAN just Dragon Slave all your problems away! Can I be ur Gourry?

>>121164 >high speed camera How fast do you need the camera to go? Miss Grem has rockets if you have coin. Or a cute boy with nimble fingers.

>>121112 Unlucky, you can always blow your head and retry in your next life bitch boy

>>121165 Behold, kot the strong

>>121165 My auntster obviously

>>121165 BEHOLD! THE MIGHTY NEKOMANCER!

>>121170 Would but >>121171 is cuter

>>121171 >catgirl Actually, that's a lich

>>121161 >when anon walks into her room without knocking

>>121173 Cat ears and tail, she's a catgirl first

>>121175 The cat ears and tail are addons to help her concentrate, she's still a lich

>>121176 >Her assistant keeps nibbling her new ears

>>121176 Don't care unless it's plastic fake crap

>>121165 Here's you go, I have been converted to jinko greatness recently

>>121165 My catbro

>>121180 The real fagcat, lol

>>121180 I would like alps if they had long hair and a very feminine haircut, like a himecut or twintails That anime mom sidebraid is fine too but it needs big titties for it to work

>>121167 Darn, all I have is an average looking boy who used to take things apart for fun as a kid...

>>121084 It would take a brave man to walk around with such a charm

>>121161 At least she has the self-awareness to blush while doing this, that's more than I would expect from a chuuni gremlin

My body heat my rules. The undead need to rember that.

>>121188 The undead will just tell you that its your body heat but her rules

Not undead, but Im dead inside

>>121181 >Cheshire Cat Alp making you go fucking insane with constant faggotry jokes, even during sex Truly a girl not for those of faint heart.

>>121191 Only a problem for fags

>>121188 >Noted >Counterpoint: Touch of Death

>>121195 And now there's no bodyheat to be found anywhere. What's the plan, here? Huddle around a bunch of candles or something?

>>121195 >Anon die Now what? He's dead

>>121195 >Touch of Death Ms Lich is going to touch me? Oh my...

>Miss dragon, Miss cheshire >Miss Druella, Miss Deonora >Miss this, Miss that >But Miss Wock? That would be very difficult.

It's Halloween night and all the kids (and more than a few adults) are going trick or treating. What do the mamono give out? Lich: Introductory grimoires. Vampire: Heart shaped chocolates with raspberry or cherry filling. Nurarihyon: Candy cigarettes Ratatoskr: Peanut butter cups, almond joys Kikimora: Samples of cleaning supplies Mad Hatter: Weird victorian candies wrapped in wax paper Hakutaku: Abridged history tomes Wurm: Rocks

>>121211 hat running a traditional sweet shop would be the death of me

>>121155 Of course not But if I find her peeking behind a lamppost I will surely give her a very sloppy makeout section

>>121211 Satyros: Bottles of homemade whiskey Gremlin: All we know for sure is that they glow in the dark and interfere with cellphone reception

>>121215 Gremlin has created a lemonball so sour that it can only be contained within a magnetic field

>>121211 If by "Rocks" you mean "Jawbreakers", and I mean those massive Ed, Edd & Eddy style jawbreakers

>>121217 No, rocks. Just rocks.

>>121210 <anon look, wock in a wok! >cheshy points towards your wock gf, now shrunk to the size of a fairy and put in a pan of stir fry noodles >jabberwock not only doesn't seem bothered by this development, she's ecstatic about the prospect of unlimited food

>>121219 >Wock gets covered in sauce >One of you has gotta lick her clean

soft hebi tail is the best

sneks are known to bask. it's a bit like sun bathing. although in the heat, sneks are more likely to seek shade than bask. you like sun bathing? no? well, she can always coil you up to protect you from the sun. you'll be nice and cool covered by her scales, at least for a while. dark colours absorb heat more than light ones, and if you bask too long with her, you may find yourself getting hotter than you'd like. I recommend shade and plenty of water. Otherwise, if mashed up against her body when she gets too hot, you may end up absolutely coated in hot apophis sweat, and that would be just terrible. awful. you'd reek of apophis tits and pits all day. those musky mature snek pheromones that let others know your apophis property (if the bite marks and lipstick kisses weren't obvious enough). horrible.

>>121211 Unicorn: Full-size candy bars Bicorn: Full-size candy bars, but TWO at a time

>>121223 A pure waste of time, hours lost doing or producing nothing

>>121227 Testing what exactly.

>>121228 For some reason I can't access this board without VPN for the past few hours

>>121211 redcap: candy canes

WE ARE BACK, BIG KOT FOR THE VICTORY

A TRIUMPH FOR SNAKES

>>121232 >>121233 Everybody's busy declaring stuff but here I am, stealing olives from the buffet with my Greenworm

>>121225 Before: purple snek After: DARK purple snek It does something all right; it activates my neurons.

>>121233 If snek bites me it is good But if I bite snek, she gets mad this is not fair

Remember to pet your kobolt and always remind her she's goodest of all girls

>>121233 Photo taken moments before Apopcicle rushes back to her apartment and buries herself underneath 5 blankets and a heating lamp

>>121236 Anon, let me tell you something about evolution and dentistry. A creature's teeth are adapted to their lifestyle and diet. You, a human, have teeth meant for cutting, crushing and eating an omnivorous diet. The snake also has this, but she has long fangs that are adapted to envenomating prey-you.

>>121236 >anon becomes an internet sensation when a clip of him angrily asking "HOW CAN SHE BITE?" goes viral

cuddling and coiling under thick musky snek blankets.

>>121232 >>121233 Did something happen?

>>121243 Yes, sneks won. It was not close.

>>121223 When the man is hot and bothered and dehydrated, that is when the snake can become his oasis. A refuge from the harsh desert sun. >a refreshing jug of water >milk from the snakes bosom >cool wine poured down her warm body >sweat to mark territory

>>121219 >sign up for Dragonian fighting tournament >first opponent is a 3 meter tall wock >she sizes you up for a moment and turns to the referee <"I want this to be a fair fight. Maybe a handicap is in order?" >she pulls out a bottle of shrinking potion >referee looks at her, then at you <"I'll allow it." >fairy-sized wock still looks confident that she'll win

>>121244 i might've thrown a bit

>>121247 H-h-hebi-dusa? Cyuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!

>>121248 could just be leucitic

>>121211 Bogie - Those beans where each color is either something nice or rancid Bunyip - Little masks for anyone who doesn't have a costume Ushi - Whole ass animals she hunted

>>121251 >Ushi - Whole ass animals she hunted God that is hot. Ushis really are the best.

>>121243 The purple moon won over the dreadful sun capy was down for a few hours

>>121161 this nerdlin needs to be GRABBED

>>121255 safely handling shorties

I want her to muster the desert legions and invade my lush green kingdom

>>121246 >gives u the shrinking potion >u drink it >now ur a sub-6ft teenage boy >she grabs you, puts you in between her huge tits and fucks u

>>121257 does she do much army-ing? i thought she more more about subterfuge. and biting.

>>121211 Balrog: Tons of fiery candy probably with cinnamon or smth Vampire: nothing lol, she's too concerned with her status to humor peasants and their traditions Dragon: she's gonna kick your ass for daring to demand a tribute from her (if you're a man she likes, then rape) Hellhound: grape jelly Anubis: this is gonna be determined in a strictly orderly fashion, depending on your costume, the amount of people in your group, your acting talents... Wight: luxury homemade sweets Lich: the Lollipop of Fate, enchanted with her magic. May give you completely random status effects Cheshire: you don't wanna know

free hugs

>>121259 Apops can do army stuff if needed. It's leggy things where they have issues.

uh oh

>>121259 To obtain power definitely. But she is a multifaceted monster, endowed with many skills useful to rule. Most of all, she is ambitious. If it is her will to liberate some order land, then she will devote herself to that task. Diplomacy and espionage would be used if they were most appropriate. Her and her Ghandarva diplomats and Girtablilu assassins (rapists) are very effective. A graped pharaoh excels at any task the apophis sets her, in fact it might be one of her most powerful assets. The desert kingdom has no shortage of monsters that can fight. Set sail on galleys, and let the griffons and ignis ghouls sort them out. The anubis can handle the administration afterwards. This is all to say she if she does seize that territory she will conquer quickly, effectively, and leave behind well-run monster friendly cities who fug like crazy.

>>121211 Dark priest: normal candy, the full size bars that children flock to. Also, right next to the bowl or wrapped around the bars, pamphlets for the Fallen God. Troll: real apples and candy corn. The corn is something of a joke, but the apples are fantastic. Kraken: chocolate coins to match her pirate-theme house Tanuki: you get nothing now, but there's a free luncheon if you come to her timeshare sales pitch on Saturday... Arachne: cotton candy

>>121260 >Cheshire: you don't wanna know But I do!

>>121264 NTA but I want to be her human bodyguard and protect her smile

>>121263 >full of babby

>>121263 >Mamono fertility is very low WRONG. Mamono chance of getting pregnant is very low, but the amount of babies they birth is the times you creampie her before finally getting pregnant.

>>121267 i'm always a little suspicious when mamano are hiring a bodyguard, escort or a poolboy must be my imagination

>>121259 Armies are terribly expensive. Cheaper to hire a few high-level mercenaries and point them at whatever problem needs solving.

>>121272 Army is paid in men from conquered lands and also has righteous extremists that do it on the cheap. Although, when you have an apophis AND a pharaoh involved, it's hard to imagine much being able to stop them.

>>121266 Then go trick or treat a cheshire

>>121274 i don't know, she might buck convention and trick instead of treat

trick or treat smell her feet

cheshire decides you are the treat, actually, and also she should trick you. she is not familiar with this Halloween but she's loving it already.

>>121211 Alp: you get the Alp in a huge candy wrapper

>>121271 It's not mandatory for them but they like having someone "protecting" and taking care of his injuries

>>121276 >Wants cat feet >Gets cat feet >Disappointed This is why human boys don't have a right to self governance.

>witch chesh answers the door >"trick or treat!" >"Trick. LMAO." >kidnaps you >shrinks you >keeps you between her breasts >will make you eat candycorns, mound bars and raisins if you don't scritch her

>>121276 This pic annoys me, I would be so happy and this cunt all wimpy

>>121285 >>121283 He was sold a dream. HOWEVER, this has a good ending as he is BEAN CORRUPTED. He is CORRUPTED and BEANLOSSED into liking CHESH PAWS.

>>121284 I like mound bars and raisins.

>>121286 Chesh can switch between human feet and paw anyway

>>121284 Raisin are good, don't what's the two others are

>>121287 fuck. well now what? you expect her to go out to the store to buy you candies that you don't like? >>121290 i picked some american candies i thought were unpopular. im not american. if it were my way I'd have chesh paw-feed me winegums all day.

Hebis look great in everything

>>121291 >you expect her Honestly, I am not sure she can handle the amount of scritches I want to give her.

>>121275 >come up to a cheshire >"trick or treat" >she chooses trick >"okay" >"tell me, how many cheshires are in this room?" <"one" >"that's right" >"now watch this" >you bend her over and fuck her pussy, cum right inside >"now there are two cheshires in the room" nice trick, huh

>>121294 that's a better one than ms raiju she just told me to smell her fingers

eat the fucking bounty mound bar

>>121294 Absolute cinema

>>121296 I'd do so happily! I like coconut and chocolate!

>>121298 >I like coconut and chocolate! Ewwwww. Next you'll tell me you like white chocolate too.

>>121271 >poolboy Yeah I get that reference. He should've escaped thee moment his parents told him the news

>>121296 okm can i keep the chesh now?

>>121299 Well, I don't hate white chocolate. But I prefer my chocolate DARK. And slightly salty.

>>121299 i can hardly choose just one

>>121302 NO. you must eat the candycorns and raisins too. there will be more trials and tribulations, once the cheshire discovers what sweets you don't like. the witchchesh is a villain, and you shall be tricked. or else it was all for naught and she will become but a lapcat by the crack of dawn.

>>121306 If she needs so but eachtribalation equal one mating press later

>>121309 I would eat SO MANY raisins just to get more mating presses in.

On second thought, let us not go to Wonderland. 'tis a silly place.

>>121284 i guess i am tiny witch familiar now. gts chesh tits thoughever.

>>121296 I need a mamono that, if she sees me run outside in my boxers during heavy rain at night to sit on the grass and start rowing while rhythmically shouting to mimic a Viking on a longship in a storm, will go out there and do the same thing right behind me.

>>121314 I don't know why I forgot to delete the reference in that post, but I'll just assume it's an indication that Chesh is that kind of mamono.

>>121305 I'm taking the brown one. I want them all, but I could be convinced to choose.

Cheshire wife expecting kittens in her pre-mom phase and so she wears mom jeans and has a fat ass.

>>121317 she heard you're supposed to dress for the job you want

>>121318 cheshmom is too sexy

>>121317 So how fat is her ass gonna get when she does become a mom?

>>121320 Huge. The sexiest ass you’ve ever seen. Even hatters gonna be whispering “oh my” at the baby shower.

>>121321 >I say, have you seen Mrs. Chesh's bum? >I could hardly miss it, could I? >Quite. I must say, I feel rather jealous. Would you like some more tea and cake? >And some biscuits, love. >Smashing idea God save us all if they also discover the shape aspect of ass. I couldn't handle a hatter who also didn't skip leg day.

>>121322 >Sexy workout shenanigans with chesh/hatter >she might even let you lick an isotonic gel off her asscheek if you ask nicely Although miss hat sits around all day drinking tea, she is also fond of some sports like tennis, so I could believe she works out. And if anon wants a hatter with the perfect ass (which most hatfags want), then she'd also do that. Finally, she can just drink more water and find a dark patch to grow some marvellous mycelium mounds. In this case, hatter would quickly bother anon into making her a mother, and get to work making some mushroom mom jeans that REALLY emphasise her ass.

Allergies were made by big cat to make you weak when the invasion start.

>>121313 I prefer big titty oppai loli Chesh, if she comes with an oppai loli Hellhound as a bonus even better

>>121323 If this keeps going, just about everyone in Wonderland is going to be competing to get the fattest ass possible. The hatters, the cheshires, the trumparts, the jabberwocks, the jub jubs, everyone.

>>121327 I doubt anyone will be able to beat the wonderworms in that competition.

>>121327 The Queen of Hearts must intervene. Or make a ruling. Or something! Or else someone is going to be sat on and get SERIOUSLY erect (or die).

>>121328 Even if they can't, they're going to DAMN WELL TRY, and that's what truly matters. And what's hottest as well, too.

>>121328 You forget that wonderweed or just tobacco, but that's less fun is an appetite suppressant. That competition is really all about the jubs and wocks with hatters getting an honorable mention or commentating on the results.

>>121331 Wock has more mouths so has more actions, but jub is evolutionary designed to get the fattest sexiest figure imaginable with no regard to flying, so will gain more butt per action. Miss hatter commentates like it’s a cricket match (football if she’s drunk). Also she will repeatedly bring up lewd anecdotes about her ass and how much anon likes it/what she would do to the anon oggling her in the stands.

>>121326 What an Oppai Loli Chesh might look like.

>>121332 >Also she will repeatedly bring up lewd anecdotes about her ass and how much anon likes it/what she would do to the anon oggling her in the stands. Or what she's currently doing to the Anon she's currently sitting on, or what he's doing to her. While I do think you have the right of it about the two top competitors, I feel that Miss Jubjub lacks the concentration to really focus on getting the fattest ass; also, we can't forget about trumparts, who are quite literally the wild card here.

>>121334 >”Miss Wock is steaming ahead, her mouths are really going at it. Just like Anon here under me, you see? His mouth is really going at it. I dare say I am about to climax. But that’s neither here nor there it’s under me and underwhere well Miss jubs underwear is soaked.” You know trumparts would stick their butt out of their card like an invitation for sex. And they are military (sort-of) so can accumulate mana or eat like a disciplined soldier. Theres probably a bias amongst the types of card over ass shape and size (and colour).

>>121335 Kabeshiri is very popular among mamono.

>>121336 Kabeoshiri, in which a monster uses her ass to push you against the wall

>>121337 No, that's kabedonk. Kabeshiri is a different thing.

>>121337 >>121338 Kabebonk is one of the most crucial aspects of the competition, as it's seen as one of the best ways to show off both the size and overall quality of a competitor's ass; lucky Anons (or particularly horny Hatters) are brought in and subjected to it by each and every of the contestants, and is almost always reduced to a drooling mess by the end.

Look, whatever, I just need a kot.

>>121339 What other tests they got?