cancer and hydra were literally sent from a god to serve anon

>>120828 it's polite to kiss pursuer type enemies on their booboos as necessary

>>120831 >Anon flees giant dragon zombie >She bonks her head trying to chase you >Anon hears her stop >Looks back >She's about to cry >goddamnit.jpg >Walks back to her "Let me see it." >She sniffles and gets on a knee so you can see the top of her forehead >Oof. It really does look pretty bad. >Look left. >Look right. >Give her owie a peck. >And give her a big bear hug. >She hugs back. Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers

>>120829 >The stars are right but are they big and bright?

>>120833 sometimes

>>120831 Never look back, she wouldn't help you if you break something. She might even rape you despite your broken legs and the pain

>>120834 I'd shag a shog. For science.

>>120835 i'm sure it was medicinal rape

>>120835 Look, I dunno what's up with YOUR wife, but mine expects me to escape at least once a week. She pouts like crazy if I don't.

>>120831 Covered eyes are dangerous because you never know when she's heart pupiling

>>120837 You never experienced a broken bone if you think that

>>120841 and you have never experienced life-saving paizuri

>>120842 That's something most likely common to anyone here.

>>120843 Way to call us out you meanie.

>>120844 Don't throw boomerang blindly, 'yip brain

Well it's time to go to bed with auntie, see you tomorrow my friends and may you have exquisite dreams with your own auntsters

Time to wake up, it's already 6am and your wife requires sex.

>>120847 ok...

>>120847 neat

big kot in house when drudru?

Dead hours

>>120847 Thank God my auntster just keep sleeping, she must be as tired as me

>>120851 Do dead girls really just ship themselves as cargo?

When visiting Dogtown, you may be asked a number of questions at the border by the local border officer. This is completely normal and no reason for concern, but you can familiarize yourself with some of the more common questions to make your experience smoother. Typical questions include: - What is the purpose of your visit? - Are you free tonight? - Do you keep your doors locked at night? - Who's a good boy?

i wonder how the sound of wurm slithring is, youknow, given the plated scales and all that

>>120855 >Drr, drr, drr <She's slowly coming this way!

>>120856 That hole... was made for me!

>>120854 Tourism No, I have a reservation with my wife Yes No one in this car

>>120854 Is it ok for a tourist to go collar shopping in dogtown? I’m buying a collar as a uh… gift for someone else. Anyway I hear dogtown makes some premium collars, and I don’t want any trouble if I go into a collar shop, alone, and start picking things out.

>>120857 Ah yes, the infamous amigara fault

>>120859 Absolutely! Some collars can be difficult to try on your own though, so feel free to ask the clerk for assistance. They're easy to spot, look for the girls who react like this when you walk into the shop.

>>120851 The undead bride delivery service has some rather interesting methods of transportation.

dragons are nice people like dragons

>>120864 i was like "where the fuck is her tail?" and then i saw it

>>120864 sparkledog design... sparklelizard?!

>>120866 iirc its an npc from a card game

>>120862 Hello Ms. Kappa. What wisdom have you brought for us today?

>>120866 What do you mean by sparkle dog?

>>120869 He means it's somewhat overdesigned, especially if>>120867 is right Sparkledog/child is for badly designed OC's (both fashion-wise or character-wise)

>>120870 >badly designed She's cute, I just wanted to call her the funny furfag term. In fact, I'd walk around Dragonia and call every Dragon with unusual color details sparkledogs.

>>120864 NO, fuck Senessax, I keep dying

whats more worrying getting jumped by dragon newts/amazons or hearing "take this one to the Queen!"

>>120872 >fuck Senessax I think that's what she kept trying to tell you but keep trying to kill her instead.

>>120874 Definitely being taken to the queen, I get nervous around fancy people and never remember what fork to use for which vegetable and I keep my elbows on the table

>>120876 I wouldn't give a shit, she forced me to be there so she has to deal with my manners (or lack of). She can always kick me out, I'd love to become a shared boytoy for her underlings.

Many a thief has swiped a treasure box from one of Dragonia's many ruins, only to encounter a sleeping fairy dragon when they try to empty it out. They aren't dragons in the strictest sense, instead being descended from fairies who moved into Dragonia's forests thousands of years ago, but they are every bit as dangerous to an unprepared adventurer.

Reading that stuff about pursuers at the top of the thread got me thinking about a Resident Evil VII/VII style game where the main enemy is a beeg monster girl of some sort. Plenty of good choices for what kind of monster girl, but I would personally go for a Mad Hatter, just because it would be genuinely scary to be pursued by a whitticism-spouting madwoman in a decrepit mansion or whatever.

>>120875 Not wife worthy unlike Bayle

>shortly after entering the underground lab, an explosion in another part of the facility collapses the tunnel and blocks your exit >the creature inside one of the holding cells says that it can clear the exit if you open the airlock and let it out >however, notes left behind by the scientists say that it is an alien life form being evaluated for use as a bioweapon, and MUST NOT be released under any circumstances

>>120885 Of course I'll free her, she'd do the same for me

>>120885 Free her, worst case scenario I die

>>120874 Getting regular jumped. I don't want to DIE! If they're taking me to the queen I know I'm probably going to be a prisoner or something.

>>120881 I am now imagining 50 foot tall Mad Hatter.

>>120879 Cute. Would offer bits of rations and allow to share French fries with me.

>>120874 >getting jumped by dragon newts/amazons Very bad >hearing "take this one to the Queen!" Dragon newt edition Excellent >hearing "take this one to the Queen!" Amazon edition Extremely bad, worthy of cyanur tooth

>>120893 anon please my dick can only get so hard.

>>120851 My favorite

>>120881 >she's getting close >shit >door opens >she stoops to fit through >"Anon, where are you? your tea is getting cold!" >shitshitshit >"Ah, there you are." >runrunrunrun

>>120898 It's worth remembering that you're almost certainly being chased through a *Wonderland* manor, so you have no reason whatsoever to believe that the layout of the manor won't drastically change the next time you're there. Or that gravity will function normally. Or that a doorway that went to one hallway won't suddenly go to another one. Or that you might not suddenly shrink or Miss Hatter might not suddenly get even bigger.

>>120874 I'm sure a queen amazon would be nice. Commanding and domineering and terrifying, but ultimately caring. Tender when you spoon at the end of the day.

>>120866 >>120870 That's not anywhere close to sparkledog. Especially since it's a dragon which are already spectacular mythical creatures, even if making that distinction isn't necessary in this case.

>>120901 >Especially since it's a dragon which are already spectacular mythical creatures >t. sparkledragon

>>120899 >>120893 >Closes the distance in a single stride >Leave you flat on your ass from the impact of her foot >Tenderly picks you up between her gloved fingers >Brings you up to her titanic face >Smiling, nonchalantly, as if this were just the most normal interaction in the world >"You ran off." she gently flicks you, "we were about to have dessert and tea. Dreadfully rude. Were you looking for the toilets?" >Tenderly drops you onto her tits, the blouse open to reveal the top of her mycelium boobs >sweaty, slightly freckled >trip up from the mere sway of her body and rise and fall of her chest >She pushes you deeper with a finger, entombing you in her musky cleavage, pinned between two carriage size hatter tits >"There. Nice and cozy. You're much too small for desserts, but I'll save you a mint." >Your energy and desire to resist quickly against the overwhelming presence of her boobs >Every breath tainted by her sweaty, spore-laced boob musk >Every step she takes smothering you from all sides in her pale mushroom mammaries >Why were you even running at all And remember, once you go "insane", you'll stop questioning why you and her keep changing sizes and just go with it. One day you're giving her standing cunnilingus, the next you're dropping a tiny hatter into your pants like she were some sort of fairy. Just wonderland things.

>>120898 Don't run away from your auntie, she only wants the best for you

>>120901 what WOULD make it sparkledog?

>>120904 She better start laying off the pastries or else she's not going to be able to fit into those trousers of hers. Or not. I'd very much appreciate it if she didn't.

>>120905 Sparkles And a dog

>>120906 You vastly underestimate the power of hatter trousers

>>120904 I want to do unspeakable things to my auntster's anus

>>120909 >Because Anon cannot speak them while his tongue is buried deep in said anus

>>120909 They are unspeakable because your mouth is gagged by shroom cake

>>120905 more bright colors gradient hair some other things if it was peak tumblr era, she would have some stupid backstory, OP as fuck, somewhere on both the autism and gay spectrum, and be wearing a sparkly dress

>>120912 OK, but a dragon with a sparkly dress just sounds nice.

>>120908 They must get pretty tight, I imagine, like increasingly-strained spandex around Miss Hatter's increasingly large thighs and ass; god only knows what happens when they finally do give up the ghost.

>>120912 Aren't monster girls already op as fuck?

>>120915 No, no, no! OP is a faggot. Faggot.

>>120914 >hat sit down >ripping noise >"...oh bother." >chesh and march hare exchange looks >chesh starts laughing >march hare begrudgingly hands cheshire a pouch of gold >hat sits on anon's face/lap for rest of meal to preserve dignity

>>120915 No not really people like the femdom aspects, sure, but most monsters are beatable its when you get to shit like the lilims and where shit is wonky in the lore, willamaria was consider the best hero a city has to offer, but fallen maidens and fallen brides implys druella curbed her

>>120918 In most settings, Lilim would be considered more like deities than anything else. Being able to build pocket dimensions and fill them with life is god-tier stuff.

>>120918 Druella is so powerful and awesome kids powerscale her in the playground. She's so powerful and awesome she could beat goku and superman and popeye. She's so powerful and awesome they made action figure dolls for her, and then they became cursed dolls, and then they got laid before dru-dru did!

>>120917 I refuse to believe Miss Hatter wasn't in complete control of when her pants were going to rip and very deliberately did so at the tea party. Also, she's going to need Anon's help to sow a new pair of trousers (of course Miss Hatter is her own tailor) so he's going to need to take all sorts of measurements of her rear and hips and everywhere else down there.

Druella: the strongest virgin sex demon

>>120921 >sow a new pair of trousers Hatter gardens are strange

>>120921 >...gonna need a longer tape measure >>120923 heh. I always imagine there is some amount of growing, like you would a potted plant, when it comes to her hats, so I could also believe she grows her own vests and suits. She can absolutely tailor and make hats the traditional way, and then merely infect them with her mushrooms after the fact. But there is something stranger about a hat half grown.

>>120918 At least she let them fight in a honorable 1v1 in most corruption hentais the heroine either gets jumped by the horde, or is attacted by the villain after the heroine when through a bunch of shit knightfall style.

>>120915 More like ridiculousness like a Greenworm that can 1v1 the Chief God. >>120918 >shit is wonky in the lore, willamaria was consider the best hero a city has to offer, but fallen maidens and fallen brides implys druella curbed her Not really weird. Wilmarina was strong, but even a #1 warrior (which I don't recall she was stated to be) would find a Lilim, basically a demigoddess, an extreme challenge.

>>120922 Even Alps get more love and game than Lims, Alplims are a close second

>>120926 >More like ridiculousness like a Greenworm that can 1v1 the Chief God. i can believe that, green worm just needs a lotta power via sex...and greens

She's also a master strategist, so you have to give Druella AT LEAST an hour prep time.

>>120925 >knightfall style. What?

>>120926 >More like ridiculousness like a Greenworm that can 1v1 the Chief God. Well, are they at Olive Garden? Is the defeat caused by which one of them can eat the most free soup and salad? Because the Chief God's refined palette is an ENORMOUS disadvantage in that case. The Mean Green Eating Machine is going to trounce her.

>>120930 Batman comic Bane makes this master plan to "break the bat" and it invloves batman going through almost all his major villains and a fuckton of thugs in one night, then when he's on his last legs, bane jumps him and breaks Batman's back over his knee

>>120924 "Oh, Anon, if you can't find a longer tape measure, just use your arms. I'm sure that you won't have any problem wrapping them around my posterior or waist, will you?"

>>120927 Alps have bros to lean on, Lilims have nothing

>>120927 Speak for yourself pal, I love lims and other strong monster girls and alps are just fucking tranny faggots MGE edition.

Tea time. You will have tea won't you? It would be terribly rude to refuse. You ARE the ambassador to wonderland from the human kingdoms, after all.

>>120936 >You ARE the ambassador to wonderland Who the fuck decided that?

>>120937 You woke up at the tea table and the Hatter sitting there said you were.

>>120936 "What? No? I'm a tourist her to scritch Cheshires and chew bubble gum." "And I'm all out of Cheshires." "Please give me a Chesh to scritch."

>>120937 The last ambassador didn't last long. But they can't not have an ambassador. I'm sure you'll be fine... the QoH is famously patient and understanding. Good luck!

>>120932 >comic Preposterous, Nolan's Bane was perfection and no other Bane should exist.

>>120936 > Got assigned as ambassador because you pissed off some noble fuck, was send here to get rid of you > Diplomatic meetings entirely consist of you having tea parties with incredibly stacked Mad Hatter and chatting with her > No trade stuff, no diplomacy, no nothing; just chatting > Only real thing that happens is that the Hatter's breasts and ass and thighs seem to be getting bigger and bigger each time you see her > Somehow, diplomatic relationships between the human kingdoms and Wonderland have never been better, keep getting medals for your success where everyone else is failed > Go figure

>>120941 >Hatter >Wears face hat (a mask) >Uses Bane Voice

>>120942 >Diplomatic incident when you admit she's sexy but you also aren't technically married >Only one way to save face >End up sat on big hatter's lap, straddling her waist and the back of her chair >Hugs become kisses. Kisses become smooches. Smooches become frenching (egads, the french) >Pushing her silver tongue deeper and deeper into your mouth >Intoxicated by her tea flavour >Also unknowingly colonised by the spores in her saliva >She becomes more and more aggressive until she's practically throat fucking you with her tongue >Pulls back so you can breathe, a long lewd bridge of saliva between her mouth and your entire face >Utterly coated in her love >"I think we avoided any diplomatic faux pas there" she says candidly, as if this were just some normal diplomatic protocol >"Never hurts to be too careful" >Suddenly, rotated in her lap so your facing forward >Head mashed between her extremely sweaty hat tits >Drowning in tits and spores and boob stink >The gloves come off, literally >She wraps an arm around your waist >Other hand comes up to jerk you off at a decadent pace >Mindbroken wonderland-tier babble is muffled by her boobs, and you come undone to her technique within seconds >Aims your cum into her teacup, which she then sips from >"Splendid. I'd say that's a job well done. Crisis averted. Wouldn't you say, Husband?"

>>120944 Good thing my pelvis would break just as fast as i would cum from those thighs.

>>120944 Bullshit, the abaddon queen needs my seed to sire an army of powerful successors. Besides she'd never hurt me or my pelvis

>>120854 what's updog?

>>120949 A little bit of pelvis bruising is just polite, Anon.

>>120951 No real monster girl would ever bruise her husband's pelvis because it would feel uncomfortable for him the next time she has sex with him and she doesn't want that. She will fuck him real hard but there's not gonna be a single bruise or crack on his pelvis, because she wants him to be ready for action in a few hours.

>>120952 A pelvis break would definitely shut you up and make you stop being such a dork.

>>120952 hp damage is easily remedied even a simple sleep would suffice

>>120954 sleep sex is infinite healing?

>>120955 i doubt they can out-dps the regen, yeah

When you speak to a women a hebi will appear in front of you in an instant

>>120957 oh, maybe i should speak to women

The only pursuer I need is the creepy Oomukade who chases me when I try to huff spores in some ruins

>>120958 Be prepared that she will drag you to somwhere private

>>120960 >Saving me from social situations What's not to like.

>>120962 >MFC Monster Fucker Central?

>>120851 >Anon orders a Dishwasher from the MGC Homewares store. >Freight Clerk notices he didn't tick [Married] on the delivery note

It's caturday! That means it's time to fuck cats!

Including but not limited to eating sweaty cat ass while she lazes about on your face

I am too sad for sex. Please let me have a large kot who would like to cuddle today.

>>120965 When female cats get too horny they start humping each other, dogs have a similar habit

>>120968 troublesome piles of oiled up women are a frequent hazard

>>120969 >>120968 imagine being sandwiched between two large sweaty brown monsters

>>120965 Real >>120968 It's invitation to join

>pulled over for a 'random inspection' by monster border guard >again >totally random >profiling isn't real >stop asking questions and drink the delf sweat

>>120965 Do grems count?

Koturday leads to more kot at home!

>>120972 >No, the artefact said that you have no power over me >Also she said that she will claw you if you don't look away >Sorry

>>120965 hm, cat

>>120974 We must produce dozen of kittens for the goddess

>>120968 God I love oiled up hags

I love oiled-up RAGS. Just put them in your trash, seal it up tight, and baby, you got a surprise fire goin'!

Consider small cats (and small half-cats)

>>120978 God I love oiling up hags.

>>120981 being the royal anointer is honest work

>>120980 mamano egypt is a magical place

>>120982 Honest, but demanding. It takes hours and hours to make sure that a hag pharaoh is properly covered in the finest of oils, delicately but firmly applying it to each and every inch of bronzed skin.

>Maine Coon >7-8ft tall toned cat girl >has the strength matching her looks and looks intimidating >you'd think she'd be assertive with you >in fact she is meek and docile most of the time

>>120985 i don't know if meek or docile is the right word. they're self-assured and chill

So many good femdomsters, but the aftercare is what makes it special.

>>120985 You forgot that she has Ron Perlman's face. <"YO LIL' HUBBY!"

>>120985 >7-8ft tall toned cat girl >meek and docile Deal breaker for me. I'll just go with a jinko. I'm sure she'll also like being petted.

>>120985 Literally the perfect kot I'm looking for and I bet a jinko would work too

>>120990 How's that different? The Jinko is even more impossibly meek than a maine coon.

>>120992 what does meek mean to you?

>>120993 >meek nta but gentle, soft so yeah jinko

>>120993 >>120994 Yeah, that. Look at her! She could ANNIHILATE that Anon, but she's blushing and paralyzed because SCRITCHES. I'm jealous

>>120995 We all are, jinko is too perfect

>>120996 It is Caturday! Tickets to Jinko Land are free!

love pussy of all shapes and sizes and smells

>>120997 Eh who is that girl in the middle? Not jinko that I can say for sure

>>120999 Chinese

>>121000 That doesn't really narrow it down any more.

>>120994 Meek includes submissive, which Jinkos aren't by default. >>120999 Looks like a Wight to me.

>>121002 So I can have a bunch of tiger girls AND a wight. Holy fucking shit. With this kind of luck I might also try to get a strong dragon girl to top them all, might as well succeed

>>120982 Imagine having an Alp friend like that

>>121004 Imagine having a HAT friend like that.

What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom

>>121006 mayhaps elf sex

>>121007 specifically with the dark ones

Stupid elf dressing up like a young girl, as if I don't know she's 2000+years old.

>>121009 that's only 20 in elf years

>>121009 >kitsune insists she's in her 20s >the nine tails say otherwise

>first weekend at wizard college >decide to check out the nearby town >every bar is full of pyrows >apparently they're not from the college, they just started showing up when they realized it was here >monsters can smell overworked nerds from a mile away

>>121009 Is that not how old women dress now?

>>121007 I want to hug that delf. >>121003 >Jinko and a wight Truly that would be landing the jackpot.

>>121013 it's tough being a wizard

>>121013 Fight the temptation with this handy mantra: >Pussy is temporary. Student debt is forever.

Instructions unclear. Ate 2000 year old delf ass.

fit elf or fat elf?

>>121013 Office workers are not ready for Pyrows.

>>121017 This is why you go the balrog route.

Delf supremacist

>>121023 I'll take it.

Delf supremacist at home

>>121019 Very fit elf.

>>121025 even if she's a switch or sub in the kitchen, I'm still gonna eat her out. >>121026 need worshipping and massaging.

>>121023 being captured and enslaved by dark elves is probably okay

>be me, anon >enter /mge/ thread >fags are delfposting hard >DoTR happens 5 min later >immediately establish a dating service/slave trading facility oriented towards hard femdom fetishists >gather millions of anons and sell them to delves, anubi, vampires, atlach0nacha etc. for huge amounts of money

>>121028 It would be pretty good IF you want it, which I'll assume you do because no bad-endings in mge. They would make you fret with how they describe the lifestyle on your way to the delf city, but then you get there. Your room is nice. Your wife loves you. The food is expensive and delicious. The city in the forest is spectacular. For all their talk about slavery, you have a lot of freedom - more than you would as an order serf. The actual work being a delf's slave, and the level and flavour and intensity of any femdom, is all to maximise your pleasure. They're experts at it, and can seamlessly weave any additional kinks or fantasies into it: Bondage, SM, body worship from foot to ear, sweat/smell, realm silver toys, roleplay, eating her holes out. She's attuned to how you're feeling and knows the boundaries she can push. They are always down for some regular sex, though they would like to be on top. The aftercare is always phenomenal, plenty of cuddling and possibly rich furs to snuggle under, maybe even with some luxurious desserts or coffee. At the end of the day she's a monster and monsters want to make their husbands happy.

>>121028 Hell no.

>>121031 It's fine, my cage has an internet connection

>>121031 feed food they're patient and understanding better housing loving family what's not to like?

>>121032 >>121033 Good for you, not for me

>>121033 Flat tummy must be licked and worshiped.

>>121035 What about hellhounds or black harpies? >strong, aggressive woman >might seize you by force if you're too dense >she WILL love you and WILL take the best care of you, for her you're the most important thing that exists >there's no slavery bullshit, but she might occasionally hop on you and sex you in a fit of passion/lust >you get to hunt, camp, fish together with your waifu, drink yourselves in pubs until you black out, start huge parties with your extended families and friend circles >you both live in small isolated communities consisting entirely of you and your family, so you have an entire neighborhood all for yourselves where you can start loud ass parties and do whatever the fuck you want without any neighbors complaining

>>121035 Reminder that the more vocal you are about not liking a mamono, the more likely they are to become your destined soulmates because you are just tsun about it Protip: you don't have to interact with posts and prompts that aren't aligned with your preferences

>>121038 Anon, a struggle setting where you have to fend off someone you don't like can be just as entertaining as a setting where you get pursued by someone you like.

>>121038 Understood captain.

>howe tro ernambler trextr tro spreecvh >masnticvore frienmdly keyuboarvds

>>121043 That's call a fren with human hands

>>121044 >ANON <...*distantly from elsewhere in the house* yeah? >COME HERE >...why? >I NEED YOU TO TYPE SOMETHING FOR ME >...ok. what? >COME HERE >...what is it? >I NEED TO KNOW "TOP 10 FAMOUS MANTICORES IN HISTORY". IT IS VERY IMPORTANT. >...coming

>>121045 ok maybe text to speech would be less annoying, my bad

>>121045 >TOP 10 FAMOUS MANTICORES I can't even top one manticore, how am i supposed to get 10 famous ones.

>>121047 First one is your mantifren, easy Afterward just patpat her head or seach it on the 'puter

>>121046 annoying, but very very cute. you can sit in her lap. she can put her BEEG fluffy paws on your hands, and then pretend to type but in reality it's you typing. and then you can observe her browse the internet and watch videos from the comfort of her lap, with chest fluff behind and a paw petting your head or otherwise caressing you.

>>121038 Goddamnit I HATE DARK MAGES. DARK MAGES SUCK. DHAMPIRS TOO. I HATE those fucking vigilantes and those big titty dommy mommy sorceresses with ALL MY MIGHT and I hate them about a thousand times more I hate vampires. So what are you gonna do, send a couple dhampirs an a dark mage to correct my tsundere attitude??? Well come on, DO send them right my way, I'm gonna WHOOP THEIR ASSES!

>>121049 >paw petting Horrid reversal of nature's law but why not

>>121047 Careful anon. You might get SCHOOLED by miss core if you don't know your cores.

>>121052 Mantidumbs don't go to school silly.

>>121054 do not bully mants

>>121055 What if she likes it?

>>121038 this guy may or may not secretly want to fuck spiders, I'm not for certain

>>121057 I secretly want to fuck spiders! Only all my friends and most internet strangers know!

>>121057 You don't have to be clairvoyant to guess that, most guys want to fuck spiders.

What monster gives the best handjobs? And while we're at it, who gives the best footjobs?

>>121061 unfortunately it's dwarves but i'm more interested in ms tentacle

>>121061 chesh and chesh or jinko and jinko (I just want the full pawjob deal)

>>121061 Harpy. Harpy.

>>121061 I'd like both from a Jinko, but then again I wish I could do a lot more with a Jinko. I do think Troll handjob would be cool, and I'm curious about a Troll footjob too,

>>121061 >Handjobs I feel like Wights would be up there. They got them ecto-hands. >Footjobs no1curr

>>121067 >no1curr >No foot fetish mamono What was KC thinking when he left out such important part of an MG roster, and put in fucking furries?

>>121068 >>No foot fetish mamono She's just one of the forgotten ones.

>>121068 those are on pretty similar levels of disdain for me

I require a highly trained elite hellhound bodyguard to protect me against loneliness. The threat profile also includes me feeling sad sometimes.

>>121069 Damn. The true forgotten club of mamono. So forgotten you couldn't even name the other ones, because you forgot who they are.

She won't say that you're weird, but she might think it.

>>121073 but it will feel good for both right?

What would happen if I asked a kind monster like a titania or kikimora to insult and belittle me during sex?

>>121075 Instant death

I am a huge foot fetishist but that extends to claws, hoofs, beans, whatever. If you present me with a dragon claw or kiki's birb foot or krampus's hoof then I am going to find a way to lick and cum on it.

>>121075 >titania can only come up with childish grade-schooler insults like poopyhead >kiki dishes out some of the cruelest, most soul-crushing insults and personal attacks you've ever heard

>>121077 Boy, have I got the girl for you!

>>121050 Oh good, someone who hates dark mages and dhampirs as much as I do. Oh, boy, I would REALLY REALLY REALLY fucking hate it if a couple of dhampir and a couple of dark mages broke into my house and piled on top of me and forced me to perform indecent acts with them!

>>121079 Those are legs, not feet. Anon, please, let's get the fetishes right.

>>121081 Legs have feet at the end, Anon.

>>121082 Sometimes it's legs all the way down.

I decided to do both standee and charm.

>>121082 you'll make automatons and glacies sad well, the glacies aren't sad but they look down a bit

>>121084 cat

>>121084 Oh, very nice, was hoping you'd drop these soon.

>>121084 She does look very charming.

>>121084 Nice

>>121079 Listen bud I love oomukade feet as much as the next guy, but if I have to sit there and kiss each and every one of her feet - possibly deep and into my mouth - then I'm gonna be there for days! And then when I'm done, I'll need to start over because the first one needs another kiss.

>>121075 It is expected that every kiki will do her duty

>>121091 would rub ms kiki's feathers the wrong way (metaphorically, literally)