>>129040 I'm going to be a contrarian by being honest. I NEED a girl with blue skin and a spade tail to tease. I might die without one.

Good evening. I HATE foxes.

>>129048 could be a ghost. we just can't be sure

I can definitely tame a malef.

>>129050 they seem pretty agreeable most of the time

>>129051 As long as you're being reasonable, yes. Thinking about it logically, becoming a malef's pet is a high aspiration for a man to have.

>>129053 Not that high. Most malefs are barely 4 feet tall.

I just saw someone walking their cat on a leash and harness, this is kot abuse.

>>129053 >you should have sex with me mandates the malef >no, i should have sex with you the ever defiant anon

>>129054 The Wandering Scholar did an entire race dirty by making the profile image a loli. I suppose that means a bunch of people somehow surprised when the dragon that claims them is roughly average in size, though. They might have fun with that.

>>129058 >Bro, don't worry about the malef, just pick her up and set her aside if she's in the way >But it was Anon who was picked up

>>129058 The Wandering Scholar is many things. Reliable is not one of them

>>129058 He only did the hags dirty because guys seeking out Malef Dragons will be looking for lolis. And also the lolibabafags who will find the wife they're seeking is actually a little girl

>>129059 I mean, a four foot tall dragon could also manage that, youll just have tontilt your neck more to waych her do it. It's like the thing with wurms: whether you think she's dumb or not, there are a lot of situations retard strength and a pure heart can get her through even when you'd think she'd need brains. Don't underestimate her.

>>129058 The wandering scholar just got unlucky and met a loli malef who threatened to "feed" him to her dragonewts if he didn't put her in the malef entry

>>129063 Should've just sicced his rabid art fairy on her.

>>129063 LOL. His trusted SIDHE could handle a THOUSAND dragon newts.

>>129064 she does a mean suplex

>>129057 >Dad, why does the earth shake at night? >That's just Anon and his wife fighting over who gets to be on top tonight >But they live on top of the mountain? >And we live far enough away the shockwaves don't damage our house

"Draw" your weapon hahahahahaha- Vanish

sometimes you need to be rescued by a mysterious fairy wearing a luchador mask and that's OK

>>129065 To this day, the most unbelievable thing about MGE is that the wandering scholar somehow managed to remain celibate when he traveled across every possible mamono realm imaginable (including the Royal one which SUPPOSEDLY is nigh impossible to brave without being afflicted by it), with a Leanhan Sidhe in tow who also SOMEHOW managed to avoid being monsterized and also hold back god knows how many mamono while the guy went on with his interviews (one of which was face-to-face with the Mamono Lord, by the way. You know, the one who can monsterize heroes with a glance).

>>129070 I just assumed the Leanan Sidhe is his smol adult wife

>>129070 the sheer death glares she must've given to ms bicorn

>>129071 Yeah, either this is a "destiny wills it" thing where for the sake of the monsters' dream he has to stay celibate until the encyclopedia is complete... ...Or the guy is just straight up lying about is marital status to save face. Wouldn't surprise me, knowing how biased he can get at times

>>129070 It's probably some kind of blessing straight from DL. Think about it, her goal is uniting humanity with mamono and a semi-impartial encyclopedia that shows how great would it be to fuck mamono is exactly what she wants.

>>129070 See, wandering scholar and art fairy are actually a secret boss, and you fight both at once like ornstein and smough. They are secret boss level difficult, far harder than druella or deonora.

>>129075 Imagine if the scholar is present in MGERPG once it comes out. I'd shit bricks

>>129076 he can be the save point in the abyss

What if the art fairy is secretly a lilim.

>>129078 What if the art fairy is secretly a WURM?

What if the wandering scholar is secretly the original chief god?

>>129080 >"I must say, demon lord, my replacement is wildly incompetent buy I've done some wandering and I love what you've done with the place. Very lewd, and this flying onahole youve presented me woth is a treat."

>>129080 if this little conversation has shown me anything, is that with all the setup and mystery he hid in the lore, KC has the chance to do the funniest thing ever with his game. Loreschizos are gonna FEAST when the day comes

>>128941 She can teleport only when she's in Wonderland. That there cat cafe don't look wonderlandian to me

>>129084 I will have sex with an ocelomeh, as instructed by the great Tezcatlipoca.

Anon is about to come back from work, aunties are all giddy and restless waiting

>>129084 This is why I think the state should provide anons with tacocat wives.

>incest porn gets banned in br*tain >first Friday since god knows when without incestposting really makes you think

>>129070 I think that Fate has it planned that one day he’s gonna get absolutely turbo raped. The only mamono we know are gunning for him is his student that did the 3 side books, and maybe the sidhe that travels with him but who knows how many other mamono are plotting to take his ass to pound town.

>>129089 oh yeah, dude is absolutely getting it. Only real question is when

>>129091 he's been in the abyss for a while now. who's to say he won't emerge with an army of battlehardened fairies?

Need hag nacho for savage bullying and sweet and lovey-dovey aftercare

>>129093 >and sweet and lovey-dovey aftercare Nope, she looks at you as if you were walking garbage

>>129094 >looks like she's back to her grumpy self Time for more "poison" injections!

>>129095 Truly grimderp

>>129096 i'm sure it's dramatic the first time but after a while it's just like deciding to wear a different shirt

>>129096 >>129097 Just transform back, fivehead. Neat party trick though.

>>129098 >transform into the rapespider in the middle of the party and start "raping" your gf >all the other couples start "excusing themselves"