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Have you ever seen Hagville on Halloween? Absolute fucking madness. Countless hags of every kind of mamono partying in the streets, all drunk off their asses, wearing the skimpiest costumes you can imagine and hoping for a man to keep them warm. A man can't go twenty feet down the street without being buried underneath a small mountain of huge tits and fat asses.

What kind of a gun would be the best for a Dark Mage?

>>127932 One of them little ones a lady can keep in her purse. Of course a dark mage just stores it in her cleavage.

>>127932 if you want to be a hack you could pick a bayonetta loadout

>>127932 .50 AE derringer, bonus points for something other than the usual realm silver bullets. Alternatively, a squirt gun that shoots some kind of shrinking or incapacitating potion. A witch with real magic at her disposal should be able to turn the tables pretty easily.

>>127931 Sounds terrible. Where exactly is Hagville so that I can make sure to never go there?

I’ll get you pharaoh, next time. Next time!

>>127936 Go into MGC and follow the smell of whiskey, fresh baked goods, and sweat; you'll be there in no time.

>>127938 Gosh, I hope it's not cinnamon rolls or carrot cake. I would be TOTALLY VULNERABLE to any woman offering me such things.

Finally back at home after a brutal 12 hour shift, now it's time to chill and relax with my auntster and let her wash away all that stress and tiredness with her skillful methods or at least dream about it

>>127939 Both are Hagville specialties, unfortunately for you. On the plus side, you're going to get plenty of chances to sample either.

>>127931 I want to go trick or treating in Hagville

>>127942 hope you like werthers originals

>>127943 >Even Hagville isn't lame enough for Tootsie Rolls Monsters really do make everything better.

>>127943 NTA, but I love Werther's Originals.

>>127943 But everyone loves werthers originals.

>>127932 the gatling wand

I will simply avoid the dangers of Halloween by going to bed early

If only they were a kot to enjoy saturday with

happy halloween

I would put my ween in her hallow, if you know what i mean.

>>127956 How did she even piss on the test

>>127958 I miss the good old times where you just went into the forest and got raped by semi-feral beast women, now you have to open a fucking wiki to look up obscure achievements and unlocks

>>127959 >He needs a wiki. Skill issue.

>>127960 NTA, but Ushis are a rare spawn and I don't want to get raped by anything less than a cowspider.

>You have been detained. >Await your sentence at the end of Time.

>>127962 Oh, no! My tains! I need them back, you ghosty bitch!