>>20966 >>20967 I hope they catch the real culprit so the little one doesn't get the blame.

>>20968 >ahah, I sure do hope so anon, so scary to hang around wintertown right now, eheh >Stay close, just in case

>>20952 Going to the hag exhibition with my auntie! I bet it's the same as some kind of cultural date to a museum

>>20971 She will get jealous and make out in front of the hag enclosure

>>20972 >hag enclosure I want to be lowered in like that goat in jurassic park

hag this hag that hat hoes where are my CC enjoyers at?

>>20975 In Zipangu, one is the same as the other

>>20975 CC don't get appreciated that much anymore because Anons are older, so a CC is no longer a more mature lady, but your peer or even a younger girl.

>>20973 Get in line

>>20976 And they're right >>20977 True, I want a peer

>>20977 the childhood friend becomes the onee-san, becomes the cc, becomes the hag. its a pretty natural progression, all things considered. means that you may just be chasing the same woman you've always been chasing.

>>20980 Are you the fox enjoyer? If yes, why do you often use gacha's pics?

>>20979 >True, I want a peer I get it, age gap is fetishized plenty, but relatability of a peer works great for romance. Two people who think they're already past their prime and it's too late for them to find love fall for each other, that's adorable. >>20980 >you may just be chasing the same woman you've always been chasing. Childhood friends who lost contact and reconnected after 30 years would be romantic too.

>>20982 >Two people who think they're already past their prime and it's too late for them to find love fall for each other bull's eye

>>20975 CC are young girls compared with the age of the current average anon who is at least 10 years older than the youngest CC

Most monsters can't beat the hag superiority

>>20981 I only see KF there, not the usual chinkshit

>>20985 True, I’m 44 now and just want a cuddly mamono my own age. I don’t want to be out past 9 pm or day drink. I want to eat a meal and cuddle. Maybe do puzzles together or something. Watch TV.

>>20988 >I’m 44 now Oji-san...

According to the multiverse theory, there is at least one reality where I start the day by flossing my teeth with anupubes.

>>20976 this is fine

>>20989 Man, I got no problems with A sabbath wife. I just don’t want, like, a bunch of them. And no sneaking an actual youngster at me. I need a lady who remembers physical encyclopedias and card catalogs and “unleaded” gasoline.

>>20906 fox hags are such a classic tankuis hags are very classical as well what i don't see are wyvern hags, harpy hags, and sahu hags

>>20990 I could be face first inbetween fluffy ren xiamongo thighs right now

>come home after a long day of work >hear moans and bed creaking sounds coming from upstairs >wife is cooking in the kitchen >investigate and realize it's coming from your 9 years old daughter's room >quickly storm inside and see your daughteru pinned underneath a fat hairy balding guy pumping her in mating press position <"oh hi daddy, we're practicing wrestling like you and mom always do!" This isn't normal. But on mamonobanana, it is.

>>20993 >wyvern hags >sahu hags Not enough Wyverns and Sahus in general. >harpy hags Really need more of these too.

i think wyverns would do the cute little hops that birds do

>>20997 they're scaly lizards, they'd be too heavy to do that. If they're gonna hop, it'd be like kangaroos

>>20998 Australian family of wyvern that obverse human men, wrestle, and they make documentries bout the different types of anon that in the strange and scary concrete jungle

>>20999 I want this but for Aussie arachnes.

>>20999 >in the strange and scary concrete jungle >Anons going mad in their office job

>>21001 >aussie wyvern pokes and prods an office worker who just finished unpaid overtime >he lashes out at her and yells at her to go away >she hugs the stressed office worker and pins him down >he starts sobbing This would definitely go viral

>>21002 I would never cry, wageslaving is our duty

>>21003 He's crying tears of happiness because of the imminent rape.

>>21004 Anyone sane can't be happy with rape

>>21006 Not everyone can afford olive.

>>21007 Really you should be cooking with butter.

>>21008 do shortstack cows make whole milk or half and half

>>21006 True, otherwise it wouldn't be rape l.

>For some reason, you're travelling with a normal woman. Maybe you two have the same destination, or it's a escort mission >At some point, you two get "attacked" by soldiers of the Mamono Lord's army and she reveals herself as a [insert monster girl] What do you do?

>>21011 Get mad at the treason and leave far from her. Mamonos or not, I hold grudges for life.

>>21011 Mind my own business.

>>20868 >>21011 Wonder how damn easy I am to fool since the signs were all there, she didn't even hide her taul

>>21011 Pretend I didn't see anything. Maybe she's really a heroine and that was magic.

>>21011 Wake up screaming, then look at my "human" wife and fluff her tails

>>21011 doesn't seem like my problem

I fucking hate alraune man. Stop ovulating into the air.

>>21019 Hahaha breath in plant sex!

>>21020 I'm being facefucked at a distance. This should be illegal.

>>21011 Why would I travel with a human woman? Sounds like a terrible time