Oh behave!

Coffee with breakfast? Or tea?

>>20166 Coffee with tea? Bloody madness

>>20168 Akimbo, one for energy the other for hydration and stamina Regen. Miss hatter hates me but it makes the purple cat laugh so I will do it again

>>20166 I'm fine with either, but no milk. I don't care how sad the holst barista looks, I want it black.

Man I love Trolls so much, it's an obsession. When the portals open I will search under every bridge hntil I find my soulmate or at least as many Trolls as I can to make my personal horde of pleasure and my offsprings will flow like a production line.

>>20176 If a bridge is really long and over water, where does the troll go?

>>20177 She lives directly under the bridge, as in, her home is constructed on the underside of it. It has some nice views, and it's pretty fresh and shady in the summer.

>>20177 To my bed obviously

i want to see what happens when u put a wyvern in wonderland

>>20180 Imagine a cross between jubjub and jabberwock

>>20181 would she grow multiple mouth tentacles? would they have different accents and be like the different voices in her haead

>>20182 That's more like jabberwock+taisui. The jubwock is just jabberwock but jubbrained and has actual wings with featherss Something like a feathered dragon that's so horny she can't think of anything but cock. And her tentacles have beaks now.

Monster bullies draining your seed without your consent and giving birth to your children without even telling you

>>20186 >Farmer Anon wakes up >Something ain't right >Goes to his grain silos >Some MONSTER BULLY has drained his seed without his consent!

>>20186 Joke's on her, I love our daughterus and they love me.

Are any of you using the mge book for a tabletop campaign?If so how hard was it? And sorry if this question is considered off topic.

I will go to the gym with auntie Troll this evening for some intense workout, and we can have a nice stretching routine after that. I need a good sweat, and who knows, maybe our sweat can mix a little.

>>20189 I imagine that being some "dare you enter my magical realm" stuff lol

>>20186 or monster pranksters making you a father, as a joke h-haha!

>>20189 I've never played a tabletop game in my life

>>20186 Kakuen bullies are the worst, they enthrall you with the forbidden pleasure that their asses can bring and can never go back So devilish

>>20192 >"y-yeah i really didnt mean to throw away that condom, i just wanted to see your reaction" >"same when i told you to give me a baby an-" >"of course i couldnt look at you whilst saying that! its embarrassing y'know..." foxes man.

My hobby? Misidentifying mamono. >See fox? Call her a cat! >See cat? Call her a fox! >See Ushi? Call her an arachne. >See wurm? Call her a cutie.

>>20189 Depends on the system and how you plan on using it. If you're using it as a basis for a setting, it shouldn't be too hard. Restating monsters to mamono could be as easy as adding a few traits to potentially making encounters from scratch.

>>20196 >>See wurm? Call her a cutie. But you said you're misidentifying them.

i wonder how long did the typical jabberwock come to be from the average dragon lets imply that the red queen did her magic but it took time to make the phyiscal difference appear but the mental ones already are apparent in the first dragons. how many geneartions would it have taken and how many weird offshoots of jabberwock subspecieses would exist

>>20198 I can’t help it! Wurms are cuties!

>>20189 Some on /tg/ did and tried but I don't have any sauces and it the thread died long time ago. Honestly mge and /tg/ doesn't mix well, things go ugly real quick. I did 3d print a custom chesh to go with my chaos space marine lord recently but she won't see the table and stay on the shelf once I paint her. Anyway, playing tabletop games with mamonos, good. Playing mamono's tabletop game, ranging from bad to sex with extra steps

>>20197 How hard would you say it would be to use it as a basis for a setting for dnd 3.5?

>>20196 there's a lot of cows out there

>>20203 All monsters eventually turn into cows, it's their natural evolution path specially when they reach hag years

>>20186 >giving birth to your children without even telling you So i got raped by a Cyclops in my sleep?

Hebis are for gentle love

>>20206 Those are Oomukades

>>20204 what is to be done about cow?

>>20208 But hebis don't have legs

>>20210 some pythons have legs, it's not impossible

Sir, I assure you, panda girl pawbean massages are a standard part of the diplomatic experience

>>20212 I'm not sure how to feel about such pandering.

>>20213 I'm starting to think this is an elaborate dating program setup by the MCPP (mist continent pandas party)

>>20209 Cow good. Needs no work done.

>>20211 I see Still hebis are hebis

>>20208 What is this blasphemy?

>>20204 Hagville dominating and monopolizing the dairy industry

>>20164 Mrs. Powers, please... >>20212 Keep talking that like that and you'll make me want to become a diplomat. I can't believe I said that.

>>20177 She has a houseboat. It's surprisingly cozy.

>>20222 I would instantly crumble for the first hag danuki that massaged my scalp and offered me predatory loans to forever tie my finances to hers

>>20224 Is it surprising? I'm sure there are issues, but houseboat life sure sounds comfy. I bet my eel wife would love it.

>>20224 Trolling is a fishing technique (and what internet trolling is named after) so it checks out.

>>20228 I thought it was trawling...

>>20229 Trawling uses nets, trolling uses lines.

>>20230 The more you know!

>>20230 These words are pronounced the exact same by Creole monsters, please be sure to ask the appropriate questions to ensure you're both discussing the same technique.

>>20222 There's also young milky monsters that are self employed

>>20230 >Trolls in fishnets vs trolls in strings I'm surprised we don't have any fishnet troll yet.

>>20235 There's just so many possible outfits that would suit Trolls so well.

>>20236 Such as Oktoberfest

>>20237 I mean, the base troll is pretty much wearing a dirndl already.

>>20238 Yes but I need this fair maiden to serve me my beer, because without a pint or two I won't find the courage to ask her to dance

>>20239 dont worry, trolls in sunlight basically become orcs. You won't need to ask.

>>20240 Hah, you mean DORKS. Get it, troll nerds!

>>20238 Well I want to take her clothes off

>>20236 Trolls are one of those races that look good in anything, still I'm waiting for Troll art in desert fashion

>>20242 I want to put more clothes on her! FIVE LAYERS! TEN LAYERS! ONE HUNDRED LAYERS OF CLOTHES!

i have come to conclusion bout wyverns, they are dog like, they are practially the dogs of the dragon family normal dragon girls are the cat

>>20236 I want a troll wearing this

dragon girls can be summed up in dopostion by way of how dog or cat like they are

>>20247 dragons are cats until undead, where they become dogs?

>>20246 I want most monsters wearing that.

>>20246 I want my momster wearing that

>>20248 yes all reptilain women are dog like at heart ready to love a human at a drop of a hat

Drink your shogmilk. Now.

>>20238 i thank our ancestors for the dirndl it's great on flat and chesty alike humanity was cooking with that one

>>20253 sholk

>>20253 i only drink the finest of draconic milk

WYRM MILK

which monsters would uoh with me when we see a cute loli?

>>20259 Dark Priest

>>20260 me and a dark priest uohhing at a sabbath procession

>>20246 these small clothes won't fit a big troll body

>>20253 I prefer the finest of hellmilks, served warm in traditional fashion

>>20266 That just makes her wearing them hotter

>>20267 all milk is served warm in MGE

>>20269 The thought of a lich doing the whole milking bit just to stop her servant and heat the milk on a stove sounds silly

>>20269 Bro, your ice queen? Your Yuki-onna? I don't think the undead are canonically room temp but they should be.

>>20271 typically milk is served warm and fresh ok some cant since they are cold but most milk is warm when fresh

also how are wing hands of a wyvern made?

which monster girl is the most likely to be anti-natalist?

>>20273 Like any other hands? I don't get the question. >>20276 I don't know what anyone has against Natalie.

So anon, do you have something special planned to do with your auntster tonight? you know, turning a good evening into an unforgettable one

>>20278 Mating press

>>20276 Lich. Why go through the trouble of making new lives when so many can just be... Reused. Look, she already has a fine selection of daughter -wives prepared, just choose one or put in a custom order. You'll never even need to change diapers.

>>20276 Hatter, she only likes unbirth

>>20281 That's jabberwocky's thing fucking won/d/erland

>>20277 so what im asking is that if their hands are like bat wings where the hand is made into the hand or only some fingers

>>20284 bruh i meant the hand is made into the wing

>>20284 >>20285 You mean how the structure of bat wing is basically really large hands with skin between the fingers? It does look like this is the case with Wyverns (and a lot of other flying reptiles in fantasy) and their wings resemble those of bats more than those of pterosaurs.

>>20286 thanks now flying monster would soemthing light and norestrictive so thinking like hotpants and croptops

got this from tumblr of all places

>>20288 >tfw milk is cheaper than health potions in MGE world and it heals better >draback is that it cant be bought in bulk lots >also addition might happen

>>20278 Dinner and a movie, the girlfriend experience but with my aunt instead

cross post time

>>20257 Only the greatest of heroes can run the Doragon Dairy.

>>20290 that's why you gotta spec into healing magic, as not to fall for nefarious monster milk schemes

>>20295 OK, so what if I spec into baking cheesecakes? I would need a LOT of fatty cheese for that. What on EARTH would I do to get that kind of HEAVY, FATTY CREAM?

>>20278 taking her to the armored mma event (im fighting)

>>20295 but im already runnign a tank build based around this milk strat, its like 10 milk bottles for a single health potion and it even gives permeant stat boosts

>>20296 please do not tease the cows

>>20299 they fuck they gonna do milk me? i aint a cow

>>20301 >they fuck they gonna do >milk me? Quote from anon milked dry

>>20299 gets them everytime

>>20305 this cow seems like a bit of a piggy

While holstaurs aren't my first choice, if one plopped her fat tits onto a table in front of me I'd probably immediately cave.

>>20307 it's a highly effective negotiation strategy

holsts are the level one enemy thats the toughest to resist in the town of starts

>>20245 The problem is that they're the Siberian huskies of the dragon family. Endlessly dramatic and they start going crazy if you don't take them flying for at least 2 hours a day.

>>20310 you say that but the brash and overeager salamander loli with the extra wide hips is right over there

>>20312 Jesus Christ, how horrifying. I'm afraid of heights. SAVE ME, WURMS!

>>20310 >>20313 if you cant play for 15 minutes without getting locked into a love route, then all i can say is git gud. i cant however, blame the clueless nubs who take the one-way portals to high level dungeons and zones scattered around town of starts. especially the Zipangu ones, damn foxes made them invisible and placed them in the middle of the street. saw some poor sod disappear out of thin air as he walked right behind the tour guide npc, who is immune to the portal. if you stand next to one for too long a scaly white tail can also come out of nowhere and pull you into it. they need to give new players access to mana vision right away instead of locking it behind a max level quest.

>>20205 >I wake up >there is another Cyclops

>>20315 Listen, asshole, that portal was labeled "Cheshire Village." How was I supposed to know it was long ago abandoned to the Ushis?

>>20317 shoulda read the patch notes.

>>20318 Not enough cheshires in that pic, obviously.

>>20318 <Hah, you thought you were getting chesh but actually you're getting ushis instead! Oh I'm such a joker! <...wait, if he thought he was getting chesh then I could have scored just now. Aw crap. 10/10 dedication 0/10 foresight

>>20321 Looks like she needs to crack the books!

>>20288 God, knights are such fucking weenies. Go get spined you overcompensating twerp. Leave the cows to the real, sensitive men.

>>20324 Yeah, here's your problem. Cores are such fucking dorks.

>>20316 I'm weak to cyclops butt

>Lil 'Nubis >Playin' Pokemon on her Switch >Nothin' lewd; she's 8 >Just a heckin' cute woofer doin' her thing

>>20329 anubises don't woof or play nintendo switch and referring to them as "hecking" is somewhat insensitive don't you think?

>>20331 Factorio does have a Switch port, but heckwans would probably prefer it on Steam Deck anyway.

>>20332 >heckwans *sandwans, I should go to sleep

>>20333 I think you mean sandhecks.

>>20246 >troll in the desert >so >much >sun >ringed by prickly pear blossoms and desert lilies and dressed in palm fronds and agave >spends all day outside, intoxicated >sad, cold, and lonely and night >and thirsty >so very thirsty >and anon of arabia is looking juicy

>>20335 Eh, I'm really more "Anon of Suburbia."

Friday night? looks like auntie is going to have her fill

>>20336 >walking your dog around your cul-de-sac >sTroll (hint) by your neighbor's house >Ms. Verda is hard chilling on her beach chair, straw hat and big sunglasses on, getting rained on by the sprinkler >each time it goes chk-chk-chk-chk-DdDdDdDdDdDd she gets a fresh splash of water over her outrageous body >"HeeeEEeey~ Anon!" >big gregarious wave puts your wimpy palm salute to shame >"How's Daisy doing today?" >"she's good" >"Come here Daisy! Hi Daisy, who's a good girl! Sure is hot out, I bet you're thirsty, huh?" >"a little" wait she was talking to the dog >sprays her garden hose at your dog and she goes nuts biting at the water >"What was that? You too?" >"no-" >blasts you in the chest >laughs >"Whoa, Anon, you're sprouting dandelions! I didn't know you were part troll!" >"what-" >blasts you in the dick >"There's some for that monster cucumber you're growing!" >laughs >"Good luck at the competition, let me know if they need any more judges~." >breeze shifts and puts you downwind from troll >sweet summer perfume brands your senses together with the image of her fertile, bountiful, laid out figure made barely modest by a watermelon print bikini >nowhere for your dick to hide >"ha yeah, i gotta go i'll see you around" >"Haha! That's funny!" >"what" >"Cause we live in a cul-de-sac? ... You'll see me around?" >"oh" >smirks and rolls over, hauling her thick troll ass upright and lashing her tail left and right, resting her face away from you >sprinkler water douses her plump curves and trickles into the deep crevice of her ass >"Come hang out sometime, okay?" >"ok" >"The heat's not so bad with a sprinkler and a friend. And a homemade daiquiri... Oohh, we could watch the game through my living room window!" >excited rump waggles and tail curls

>>20337 I love desperate hags, there's something extremely attractive about them

Ahh Koturday.

>>20344 Finally, best day

>>20341 Help, i'm being bullied and i liked it!

>>20344 The taco menace must be stopped

Pet your local chesh NOW!

>>20344 OceloMEH

>>20352 Yellow cats in shambles.

>>20350 Yeah, or something like that, at least.

>>20354 Anal the chesh.

>>20355 Sodomy is sin

>>20352 >>20353 Maybe a little treat will change your mind?

>>20357 Your cringe ass posts convince no one.

>>20355 >Explain to Miss Cheshire what her new duties are as your Meido. >Every time she cleans in area, explain what she missed and how she's doing it wrong. >Ignore every joke, pun, jape, chuckle, chortle, and aside she gives you. >Nothing but polite, serious interactions as employer and employee. <Cheshire so angry and horny she can barely function.

>>20358 >ass posts

>>20361 Titties posts?

>>20344 a day of jubilations and merriment for sure. the cat will not be rebuffed!

did you know that getting feline corruption increases your party size? it can even completely remove the upper limit of lower tier cats you can recruit.

>>20364 I think you confused us for the mg game thread.

>>20358 Wrong.

>>20365 Uh oh

>>20361 How can you not rub the base of her tail? This kot need correction

>>20368 I'd be too busy putting my face under her tail.

>>20369 Those aren't mutually exclusive, you know.

>>20367 Sounds like fox mischief to me

>>20370 You're right, but faceful of Ocelomeh pussy could make me too distracted to remember to handle her tail too.

i wanna treat a dragon girl like a feral cat girl that you would try to tame slowly leaving out food staying near her and talkingt o her and getting closer to her to touch her i bet you can get alot of dragon girls like that

>>20374 But unlike a wild cat, she speaks and say a lot of hurtful things. I couldn't endure without snapping and leaving forever.

>>20373 One hand on her tail, another in her pussy and your head kissing her.

>>20374 basically giving her tribute and entertaining her? you'll make a fine servant!

>>20377 She's extra tsun because no one can hug her without losing a eye on all those spikes.

>>20378 Wurm leads by example.

>>20379 A malef would not do that, it's too humiliating.

What's an underrepresented girl who ought to get a story (sometime this summer maybe)

>>20377 >the malef says this with acollar around her neck and getting belly rubs

>>20382 wvyern, soldier beetle, kherpi

>>20382 I should just do it myself, but I can't remember a single Werebat story. No idea what the plot should be like specifically, though.

>>20382 Mimic

>>20385 INB4 he replies to every post with "Now you know what to write, get to it."

>>20385 I could hear myself doing this. Get it? Hear? Because, because they're blind as bats, see?

>>20382 >Write fairies almost never get stories. >Neither do pixies >Or regular fairies >Or those smol variants of mamono that sometimes LN draws

>>20385 >Miss Werebat scares an orphan human boy so badly he MUST FIGHT CRIME IN A BAT SUIT.

>>20390 No.

>>20391 You're just jealous I came up with it first.

>>20392 Maybe...

>>20390 Miss Werebat would just have a brief role in it and the young man's evil Bogie rival would be the one getting focus.

>>20394 >evil Bogie but you repeat yourself, amirite?

>>20394 Also starring such colorful characters as >Alfreda the long-suffering Meido >Robin the Alp Wonder >The Riddle Catwoman >Mrs. Freeze >Bosom Ivy

>>20396 >Bosom Ivy She's already a sexy redhead who uses aphrodisiacs. Why change THIS one?

>>20397 Purely legal reasons.

The penis rises

I WANNA TAME A DRAGON AND MAKE HER MY CUTE LITTLE PET

>>20400 Same

>>20401 i wanna see her pride going from being above all humans and being superior to being the superior cute little doggie that wants cuddles, walkies, and wants to annnoy me to play with her

would dragon girl anus taste like dragon burgers

>>20397 Various plant monsters were complaining about "misrepresentation of their culture" so we changed her costume to 3 small leaves covering her nips and vag then made her tits bigger as a way to say sorry. They're pretty happy with the changes.

>The worm crystal has shattered! >You feel less safe...

do automatons dream of electric weresheep

>>20403 >visit Dragonia >all the burgers taste like ass uhhhhhh

>>20407 What a coincidence, monster ass happens to be my favourite flavour

>>20313 >>20315 You won't even make it out of the town to fight enemies before tripping route flags, when many of the lvl1 adventurers looking for a teammate look like this.

>>20409 wtf, where did you get the pictures of my party?

>>20409 >forced into dialog by some brat nuzzling their chin into your crotch >"hey! are you alone? our classes complement each other really well, lets form a party." >try to leave >failure! allure of target is too high. >try to decline her >failure! allure of target is too high. >theres a pink gauge below your health bar thats steadily filling more and more with every failure >Anon has been afflicted with [boner] >"theres no way you can go adventuring with that. too bad i cant help you unless we're in a party~" i fucking hate Monworld. Nubis Softworks better give me my fucking money back.

>>20411 hahah idiot i just ignore em they leave i get to then chop wood in the strange woods for longer and level up the axe weilding skills

>>20341 I admit defeat, I will date the playful troll next door.

>>20405 >explore cool mines under big ass mountain >lotta tunnels in these mines going through wood, dirt, copper even steel >find a chest just randomly sitting on the ground >open it >some grey flask pops out and then shatters on the ground >get splashed with the stuff >start to feel like worm food >worm comes out of nowhere to "eat" anon

>>20350 "local chesh", in other words, "the village faggot" your reign was long but through tremendous feats the title was stolen

>>20415 >Chesh is a bundle of sticks Looks like Anon here is in a... sticky situation.

i wanna wake up in wonderland no more work no more worries no more sense so much fun

>>20418 >Wake up in Wonderland >Big eyed cat girl staring at you >It's a Cait Sith

>>20416 She sucks my fishstick

Can you dom a malef? Like making her wearing a leash and being handled in front of her court?

>>20419 Humanity invented the shaving machine a long time ago.

>>20421 It's less of a question of if, and more of a question of how, You can definitely train and gather a party/bribe her advisors to take her down and turn her into a submissive bitch that gets off of her family telling her her handling of humans is what turned her from a proud dragon to a pointy footstool, but the way there isn't easy.

>>20418 I wanna find out what a blueworm paps into once she blitzes hard enough on shroom smoke, cum, and kisses.

>>20424 a hangover

>>20424 She thinks she pupates into a butterfly, but in reality she just gets high as fuck, falls asleep mostly saddled in a blanket and wakes up right when the second tab hits. I hope you're a patient tripsitter, this could be a long one. But hey, she'll return the favor and doesn't mind if you squish her while pondering the mysteries of life. You should write down her intoxicated musings and present them to the Queen of Hearts so you can petition her to please please please let the weedworm turn into a potterfly.

>>20424 i wanna see the rarest of rarest an unsmug pathiec and shy cheshire

>>20424 That's a very soft looking boog

>>20427 ok

>>20429 i shall carry her around and try and make her smile now

>>20430 Well, that'll certainly get you swole.

>>20427 Here >>20429 Our job is to bring the smile back.

>>20432 She smokes, so she smells like daddy.

>>20429 Auntie Chesh is old and fat

>>20434 Oh, no. You merely THINK that is a fat chesh. THIS is a fat Chesh.

>>20409 I'm sorry but I asked specifically for my party to be filled with lolibabas

>>20436 OK, but all we got are these weird old flies. >Anon's party is 4 Beels.

>>20436 You need to join the Sabbath faction to unlock advanced loli recruitment. It's the only way to get some characters like the 9 tailed loli or Baph-chan. Unfortunately you are permanently locked into the onii-chan class after you join.

>>20435 i would rape her posthaste make her gravid with a litter

>>20435 Please, thats nothing You've never seen an American Chesh.

>>20439 >make her gravid with a litter Don't make me post THAT image

how does one sequence break the game im level one and want to be at the midlevel nerdburgh where all the nerd monsters pls be patient my int stat is like 2 and my str stat is 9

>>20442 ?

>>20443 With a dragon, you can go anywhere you want.

>>20445 but then i get a non nerd paerty memever and they dont appear until level 3, i want to goto nerdburg now

>>20438 onii-chan is a meta defining class il have you know.

>>20447 no its for braindead players who want to just point and end their turn without doing shit

>>20433 Kek, no one smoke in my family expect for me, only cigars, I would need to drop that if I want to raise kittens and sons

>>20448 >he dosent know about frame perfect headpat cancel into chin scratch >he dosent know the secret multi-imp mana-feeding tech >he dosent know how much work goes into familiar correction minmaxing onii-chan is one of the hardest classes with the most skill impression in the entire game. way better than the braindead mofuserkers holding attack+forward and aoe spamming dragon tamers.

>>20450 I don’t do neither! Get together with my wyrm and just toss rocks at meanies

>>20448 Combat is easy. The difficulty comes from maintaining the build. If your lolis aren't properly taken care of, they enter mesugaki mode and will ignore orders until corrected. High level lolis can be very high maintenance. Only the most skilled onii-chans can juggle the responsibilities of caring for large parties.

>>20423 I get you, fighting her into submission is reserved to the greatest warrior. I need to use treacherous and under hand political tactics

>>20448 try playing it, if its so easy. i bet you will look like this after ignoring your bap for 2 hours

>>20448 i really like summoning builds. i often gravitate towards necromancer when available

>>20455 Which would you prefer though >start with harem of low level undead and train them up to be strong >beg a high level undead to be your sugar momma and carry you

>>20436 The genuine newbie truelolis are still the best, if you think about it logically they're like daughters you can fuck and also level up. What more could a man want in a companion?

>>20457 The latter, but only if Miss Lich is actually carrying me. Like princess carrying me in her strong arms.

>>20457 gaggle o' zombies

>>20454 That's not a baph. Not even a gote girl, actually. You can tell because she has horse hooves. Goats have cloven hooves.

>>20457 Honestly, thats the greatest fun of undead builds. >Cute zombie peasant you raised after finding her grows to be your champion, Dark Knight Wight. >A young necromancer who joined you eventually becomes a lich who forever calls you her 'master' despite the fact that she's probably magically stronger than you at this point...along with making her phylactary the first new staff you gave her. >A ghoul you brought back grows up to be this terrifying hunter in the dark that always finds her way back to your room. >An absent minded skeleton you found in a forgotten barrow comes to remember her 'skills' as a champion archer, though she does like to hang in the back with you. >A simple ghost has become a terrifying specter that strikes fear in the hearts of all that come to harm you, along with happily floating through the walls to wherever you are.

>>20462 >Deeply annoying Wisp Cheshire who makes outdated jokes and keeps trying to trick you into walking into her cage. She calls it the ATLASPHERE

>>20457 >raise a zombie as my first foray into the necromantic arts >it worked >cool, now I have a zombie >now what? >proceed to study the dark arts with my zombie assistant >she's dull but docile and pretty much indestructible >she's a willing guinea pig as long as she gets warm hugs as a reward

>>20457 I don't mind leveling up a party of cute Zombies in different outfits

should be doing work, instead I've been diving the archives again, no splices this time I'm afraid but I did find some old LNs capy pls

>>20466 also found one of my white whales as well

>>20434 You can help her burn those calories

>>20466 Engie nubi, that's a new thing that will occupy my mind. Not as a good as chesh, but a strong A tier

>>20469 A cat should be fit and agile

i wanna be some level 1 monster girls level 99 knight summmon that they make in a pinch i wanna be the summon for a smaller weaker yet adorable monster girl

>>20472 she should plump and lazy

>>20467 gotta stop before I waste the rest of my evening the backlog grows ever larger...

>>20474 No, she's a predator first and a pet second

>>20477 domesticated

>>20478 You should domesticate them only by half and keep their wild and energetic side alive.

You may not like it much, but THIS is peak cat performance. LOOK AT THIS THING.

>>20479 They are best kept as fat lazy lap cats

>>20484 Are you sure about that?

>>20486 YES

>>20484 Would still fuck it >>20486 That too

>>20488 Makes sense; there's no such thing as a BAD cheshire.

>>20426 >potterfly Worth getting hotboxed for 3+ months just to see this beautiful creature.

Wonderwyrm

>>20491 WonderwUrm would be cooler.

>>20492 blunderwurm

>>20493 thunderwurm

>>20491 >>20492 You sure you can handle her?

>>20495 I'm sure I can't, but she's very cute because she's a wurm.

>>20495 yes nothing beats a nice awarm sheperd pie

I DECLARE SATWURMDAY A GO.

>>20499 It's already Nunday, dumbass.

>>20500 No, I'm an American, it's still Satwurmday.

I forgot to wash my hands after working with some hot peppers and I don't think I could handle a hound or a mander anymore after feeling that burn in some places

the party always need a milk maid shes botha healer and a buffer drink from her teat to gain hp and gain atk boost on ur next turn

>>20502 Get some latex gloves, man. One time I broke down a bunch of habaneros for a recipe. My hands *hurt* for days. Not just heat; pain. Not a ton of pain, mind you, but enough to notice.

>>20419 Fate worse than death.

>>20506 Eh, I mean, yeah, furry and all that, but she's still a cat. Beats my usual type: Borderline Personality Disorder.

>>20508 I wouldn't accept even a non-furry version because after years of you know what I only see a personality worse than an average 3DPD.

>>20510 >after years of you know what Voldemort?

>>20511 He needed a good Lamia to keep him at bay.

>>20512 >MGE rewrite of Harry Potter >Voldemort *fucks*, but only snek ladies

>>20499 On Satwurmday, all wurmies get TWO muttons!

>>20513 Lamias for Slytherin, Griffons for Gryffindor, Black Harpies for Ravenclaw, still need a badger girl for Hufflepuff.

>>20515 Crow Tengu in shambles

>>20516 That's just nerdy Black Harpies from Zipangu with silly hats.

>>20518 I mean, fair, but I like all corvids. They're cool little guys!

>>20514 Lucky. I've never even had ONE muttin.

>>20520 That's why Wurms get two on Satwurmsday, so they can share with a boyfriend. Even better if a Wurm finds a nice human boy who never had mutton before.

>>20521 Being coiled up with a cute wurm while eating mutton would be pretty, pretty, pretty good.

>May 10 is maid day >no maidposting come on you're better than this

>>20523 Man, I JUST maidposted. >>20499 You were probably just OVERWHELMED by the innate cuteness of wurm and failed to notice she is in fact a loving, caring maid.

Here's a bunch of meidos.

And their Mirror Universe Counterparts, maids.

>>20527 Fuck didn't realize 4 was already posted. Take 2 more as an apology.

>>20522 >Okay bai hu-man! <Wait, you're going? >Yeah! I gave you mutton, now I go. <Oh, somewhere to be? >Mmno! <Then... I thought... >Uhh. Mmwell. Other human said to leave human alone after mutton. Yes? Human likes peace and quiet. Wurm is not peace and quiet. <But you picked me for Satwurmsday. >Mhm! <So... do you... like me? >Ehehemn. Mnrglg. <What if I want to meet you again? >Wurm will pick you for next Satwurmsday too. <Why don't we just- who told you to leave people alone? I'm so confused. >Wurm is confused many. <Look, nevermind. I don't have plans. Do you want to... hang out? >

>>20529 omg that's her! And her friends!

Remember that it's mother's day, and there's no better present for a momster than the opportunity to give birth to one of your children

>>20529 Why are wurms considered retards again?

>May 10: Maid day >May 11: Mothers day My goodness, what could it mean?

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that sometimes. The worm considers you....

MOTHer's day

>>20533 Would that be a granddaughterdaughter or a daughtergranddaughter?

>>20161 Ahh, trolls. Reminds me of this one time me and the boys got captured by 3 horny rogue trolls while we were on the road. They spent so long arguing among themselves how better to rape us, be it pounding us so hard it till it broke our pelvises, wrapping their tails around us and forcing us to take them from behind or leg locking us in place until our balls shriveled, that eventually night fell and even their flowers went to sleep, returning all 3 of them to their senses. Good times.

>>20539 Daughter²

>>20526 >Cow maid Instant loss material.

>>20457 start with a harem of undead and train them, going to run full support for them

Can I get the chesh maid picture?

>>20546 You could always commission it...

>>20467 >>20466 I sure do like them wrench wenches

>>20547 I thought about that, but wanted to know if we already have anything.

>>20514 I'm curious as to how such an image came to exist

>>20546 This was as close as I found in the gallery

Purrfect, thank you anon.

I don't want to go to work tomorrow

>>20388 >>20385 Okay, the story will be about a Werebat who recruits a guy to help her in a Don Quixotean battle against a wind power plant. >>20384 >>20389 Wyvern and Pixie will be included.

>>20568 Werebat needs a rework.

>>20570 its held up surprisingly well imo. maybe because shes the only girl with bangs covering her eyes, which im very weak to.

Don't worry anon, it's the small scorpions that are dangerous. You'll be fine in the pit.

>>20570 How so? Her design might be simple, but both her aesthetic and gimmic separate her from the rest. She might not hae a big presencce in the thread, but i think she's fine as is. Maybe an updated artwork, if that's what you mean.

>>20573 >Sabbath recruiter baphomet climbs out of the pit looking smug >her paws are filled with a stack of filled out applications

>>20570 Honey bee and hornet need a rewrite bad, read thier profiles they are dated as fuck.

>>20574 What's her gimmick?

>>20573 >wake up to find that a tiny scorpion has crawled inside your sleeping bag and curled up on your crotch in search of warmth Remember, the worst thing you can do in this situation is panic.

>>20568 Nice, looking forward to it. >>20577 Switch.

>>20577 So you haven't read her profile and are saying she needs a rework? Basically, she's brave and forward in the dark, but turns cowardly and meek when there is light. Makes for great haunted house/ horror monster that you can keep away with a source of light, or a jorou-gumo-like wife that shows her wild side at night.

ATTENTION SINGLE MEN Today is Mother's Day, and lonely mamono will be prowling the streets, wilderness, and everything in between looking for a mate. If your goal is to stay single, you MUST do the following to prevent horny, lonesome women from finding you: DO THIS --Shelter in place in the most central location of your home --Avoid windows, doors, or anything else that may expose you --Minimize your movement--many monster girls can sense vibrations and detect you that way DO NOT DO THIS --DO NOT cover yourself in mud to minimize your thermal signature--the Predator movies are just movies and your body will just warm up the mud, too. Or you'll get hypothermia and become lich or whitehorn bait. --DO NOT shelter in place with a friendly mamono. Even if she is married, she will sell you out in a heartbeat. --DO NOT panic; follow this guide and you'll be safe!

>>20581 Dig a foxhole and lay in it.

>>20580 No, I'm not saying anything like that. Please calm down. I was just curious.

>>20581 but the weathers so nice today

>>20546 The last nyaggerman...

>>20586 He will get a black chesh from the 19th century

>>20588 Goes well with the maid thing

>>20582 you've fallen for vixen propaganda. the scent of a sweaty man shoveling dirt can be smelled from miles.

>>20590 My army book is fox propaganda?

>>20591 Yes

>>20591 well duh. why else would it be called a FOXhole?

>>20591 the army is just a fox pipeline

>>20581 That's in two weeks.

>>20535 People confuse being single minded and focused on being stupid when it’s more like “I smelled a male, tick tock time to fuck”

>>20596 Yeah, but wurm being the way she is isn't incompatible with the profile, and it's much more meamable. Exaggeration and theatrics is what keeps the threads fun, usually the more serious stuff is left for writing. Not to say we can't discuss things seriously here.

>>20595 I thought the same

>>20581 Sorry monsters, you can't rape me today. I have a 12 hour shift at work. Unless rape is covered by workman's comp, in which case, get in the car.

>>20598 >discuss things seriously It's Miss Sylph's time to shine! >seriously Oh, wait. No. Siiiiiiiiigh.

>>20596 What?

>>20581 >and become lich or whitehorn bait. Oh no, anyway do you think liches prefer the smell of mud since it's familiar to her, or would she not like it because it reminds her too much of work? This is very important as part of staying single plan, especially against smart, lovely undead that I could have a pleasant conversation on the sciences with.

>>20598 i n the dragonia book, wurms are said to a very motherly demeanor

do hellhounds hate water? can i escape one by staying in the shower?

>>20605 >joins you >turns it into a sauna

>>20606 >>20605 wont her eyeflames go out?

>>20607 They should reignite easily.

>>20608 And THANK GOD for that.

do cat girls hate water

>>20610 The best cat loves water.

>>20611 That's a mighty odd looking Cheshire.

>>20611 so all other cats are smelly got u

>>20610 Domestic cats hate water(stuff like werecats, cheshires and nekomata) because of what it does to their fur. They can groom their hair with their tongues, and they usually do it by stripping down in fron of a potential mate and licking their sensitive areas to prove how flexible and clean they are.

>>20614 nah, imm taking the stinky into bath and bathig her god knows where shes been

>>20615 >said anon, moments before summoning the whirlwind of claws into his bathroom

>>20616 those claws only tickle whats important that this little missy is clean and not stinky

>>20613 Jaguars enjoy water like tigers, so Ocelomeh should like bathing too, but there's been no pictures of them doing so yet. >>20614 One of the things to remember when you're getting your cat acclimatized with the water is the temperature because cold bothers them.

I am no longer asking.

>>20619 the worm has turned

i want to wake to wurm tits on my face

>>20621 So what happens in such games? Burrowing? Is it like Minecraft?

>>20623 I remember watching a video on that game the other week. I think it may be too autistic for a Wurm. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZo2T_N8sW0

>>20624 Oh it was a real thing. I think I prefer my version.

>>20624 >KCD OST Now I want to play KCD set in MGE, with all the magic dialed down to the same level as the original game with only alchemy being a thing. Maybe set in some kind of a neutral border territory at the outskirts of green demon realms?

>>20626 Hon, hon, hon! 'enri, you may trust your ami Brabant!

>>20626 who would be cumans?

>>20619 Guess we will never find out then.

>>20629 Find out what? How many munches it takes to get to the end of the cabbage patch?

>>20628 >CUMans Invaders from won/d/erland. It fits because all the locals hate them and are afraid of their barbaric ways. There is one camp with depressed sad cheshires who have seen some shit and just want to leave peacefully.

>>20626 Behold, Mother Godwin!

>pick the funny dialogue option with heart icon just to see what happens >bro goes *poof* in smoke and alps instantly >can't load previous save stupid game

>>20633 Fortuna something something

>>20633 That's my kink

It's Mother's Day. Make her a mother.

>>20581 You don't tell me what to do I'm going to give a cc hebi a big hug and tounge kiss her until she's a slobbering mess

>>20636 Mother's day is for turning your mother into a mother again

>>20637 >cc hebi How you gonna even kiss a 1 mL hebi? She’s so smol you’ll just vore her, ya big weirdo.

>>20640 im pretty sure cc stand for "christmas cake" Anon.

>>20641 I don’t think so, Anon. I’m pretty familiar with standard abbreviations. This Anon clearly wants to kiss a teeny-tiny hebi.

new yerb from /jp/ >Anubis in the pet aisle at the grocery store, trying her hardest not to show excitement as she walks past the dog toys and treats.

The freshest 'nubis

>>20643 you have heard of mere lizards. i now present you with: mere dogs.

>>20643 >>20644 Goddamm slowly refreshing piece of now I look like a fool!

>>20643 >>20644 Does she prefer squeaky ones or those for playing fetch?

>>20643 very nice

>>20647 Playing fetch could still pass for exercise, the squeaky ones she can't make excuses for

>>20639 Don't you mean a grandma?

>>20650 I don't think that she will treat her offspring like a granddaughter considering that it came out of her womb

>>20641 The friendly neighbour hebi who's past her prime gives anon her succulent cookies and tea filled with many fertility/aphrodisiac drugs. To make sure she will guarantee to get pregnant. After so many years of lonely nights she can finally get her family of her own.

>>20644 >>20643 Nice Also how's /jp/ doing these days? i'd imagine it's an absolute cesspool now but I cant be bothered to check

>>20653 Don't worry about it

>>20654 that bad, huh? Sad.

>>20655 They talk about us, you know.

>>20657 Presumably since they'd get banned for their shit here. Well, whatever

another yerb

>>20659 Starfish on boobs?

>>20653 You can just check it yourself, you know.

>>20660 'cause their deputies

and another >Gremlin tech support. >So for how long did you say the automaton has been raping you? >"Grem support what can- YOU again??"

>>20664 I don't know if I should read her with an Indian accent or the voice of the secretary from Ghostbusters

>>20617 Based, the Cheshire will be cleaned in hot water and will enjoy it. I want to go to the onsen with my wife

>>20665 Annie Potts is the secretary from ghostbusters and has NOTHING to do with my lust for nerdy redheads.

>>20657 Until now I didn't realize that they actually hate us. I don't get why but it's sad. Nothing will be the same

>>20670 it's mostly just the pest trying to stir up division, don't worry about it

>>20670 im pretty sure its just the usual suspects trying to derail the thread with meta shitflinging as they have for... holy fuck, years at this point.

>>20602 Wurms don’t sweat the small details compared to Dragons. They smell/sense a man who is compatible with them, they will FUCK. Meanwhile Dragons will go through mental gymnastics about how they’re not mere female lizards despite you fertilizing her eggs.

>>20673 wurms know what they want and will not play games

.>>20670 >they actually hate us Cheval's discord group will never get over KC cucking them and /jp/ is the only place they can shitpost about it. They mean nothing to either thread

looks like >>20568 got his request >When she sees your windmill

>>20675 >Cheval horse?

>>20674 The dichotomy between Dragons always amuses me in that regard. >Wurms: TICK TOCK TIME TO FUCK >Malef: Haha you’re going to make me so pregnant >Wyverns: I-I’ll never submit to you, baka human! >Dragon: HOW DARE YOU IMPLY I BECOME A MERE FEMALE LIZARD >Ryu: Ara ara~ Come, let me spoil you >Jabberwock: Paint me white with your thick seed, human

>>20676 Excellent.

>>20678 good thing ms dragon zombie will respect my limits and stay within them

>>20633 I can't actually tell what is supposed to be going on in this pic. I thought it was just some "ha, your bro was a tomboy succ all along!" or smth.

>>20678 Wvyerns are shy sky puppies

A bit abrasive but still curious bout humans

>>20536 I just had a thought- maybe the reason why daughters in monster girl fiction are almost always clones of the mothers isn't because of laziness, but some desire in men to see their wives young(er) again and repeat the breeding.

>>20593 Oh. Oh no...

>>20682 Wyverns are dumb and bitey.

i wanna be a salesman in dragonia selling dubious things like scale buffing compound and tail engorgement ointments imagine the monkey u can make

>>20687 >the monkey u can make

>>20686 u scared em they are quite the scardey cat

>>20688 >dumbfounded kakuen girls are being dropped off at my stall for my products

i had an idea drawn monsters monsters that were drawn on pages and/or canvases that come alive and the cursed paint that can make them

>>20676 got a follow up based on; >look at them ears >imagine rubbing them >Anon, please! Those are highly sensitive navigational equipment. >but just think of the velvety softness

>>20657 They say nice things about us, right?

>>20692 I'm beginning to understand why bats are the most populous mammals

>>20694 It isn't rats?

>>20686 Kinda like puppies. >>20676 >>20692 Good days for bats.

>>20695 Nope! Bats have them beat by a wide margin.

>>20697 How are they so numerous, is it cause they can fly

>>20698 Probably. They just fly around and eat bugs. Who can stop them? Wind turbines, I guess.

>>20698 >>20699 Bats cover over a thousand species, so they're bound to have more variety than rats on their own. Also fun fact, I found out that the second most populous bat species, the Pallas's long-tongued bat, is a pollinator.

>>20701 Bats serve important functions!

>>20702 They are but flying rodents

Imagine the legs of a jerboa girl

>Research the old texts >Uncover the lost artifacts >Heed the dark voice >Unshackle the ancient evil >She's a fucking dork EVERY FUCKING TIME WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE COOL, CONFIDENT MONSTERS??? AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>20706 >WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE COOL, CONFIDENT MONSTERS??? They were too cool to get sealed.

>>20706 The voices strip their confidence

>>20708 Who is the dark voice anyway?

>>20709 me

>>20710 >be anon >get a job to pay the bills >basically work in a call center >your job is to use a telepathic link to cold call people and try to convince them to dig around for ancient evils It's a living

>>20707 >Anon spends years of his life unsealing ancient evils trying to find a cool wife >Ends up getting femdommed by a demon fresh out of high school Many such cases.

>>20712 she's been grounded before. that's kind of like being sealed

>>20706 Being locked away for thousands of years isn't very good for social skills. She was basically forced into becoming a neet.

>>20713 >chuuni demon >Keeps talking about how "she was sealed away" (grounded) by a "envious greater demon" (her mom) until she has "finished the riddles of her imprisonment" (her homework) >Anon who just summoned her by mistake just sits there listening to her