>>21736 4(You) anon, I do like the idea of the moon motif

>>24988 also finished my work project so I can do another quick splice, after next week I should have time to a least somewhat work on my backlog

>>24990 I'm honored.

>>24991 Hi, Honored! I'm Dad!

>>24992 What a time this is we live in when passing ruffians can just say dad jokes at old posters

>>24988 Grätchen has a lot of junk in her trunk, look how wide her hips are

>duel with a mg >taunt her to land the first strike >immediately sends your hp to the red >critical condition buffs activated I wonder what sallies and lizards would think of living on the edge 1HP strats

>>24995 That's more of a jub territory.

>>24995 >Be weak, lizard doesn't care about you >Be even match, lizard wants to make you her property >Be superior fighter, lizard wants to be your property

>it's night >need to go the bathroom >turn on the lights >"Ah!" What do?

>>24966 >Lets you dominate her Hot >>24998 Deploy tactical slipper

>>24999 Anon I think she might be a wee bit too big for your slippers to deal with

>>25001 No beast too great for the almighty slipper. They all tremble at the mere sight of that tool of punishment.

>>25001 No one is ever too big for the slipper. Ask any Mexican grandma.

>>25003 >Anon's Mexican grandma taking umbrage with anon's new la cucaracha gf

>>25003 >ywn have an ocelomeh hag spank you with her chancla

>>24983 Stuck a dick in a hebi and make her into a mother

>>25000 Dumb vamp. Just put on the cow bikini. It's a guaranteed success for seduction against farmers.

>>25009 The sun dress and hat combo is also especially effective and since she won't be going out in the sun vampires can use a more sheer fabric.

>>25007 i've been advised not to stick my dick in crazy, but

>>24997 >be tank, lizards hate you for reflect cheesing >be assassin, lizards laugh until you land the crit backstab >be stealth archer, all the lizards in your neighborhood call your meta abusing ass out

>>24998 Coot boog; would offer to hoog

>>25012 just do metal slime strats with high defense and frequent running away

>>24993 >"I'm Dad!" >Every mamono within a 1 mile radius alerted to a single Anon pretending to be a Dad I'm in danger!

>>24995 >duel with a mg >taunt her to land the first strike >immediately sends your hp to the red >ME DRUNK >Feel no pain 1+ or something >Use big HUG on th e scary manti >Win?

Vamps would make awful hiking buddies. >allergic to the sun >cold at night >would complain about carrying her own kit >gets jealous of every mosquito bite you get

>>25018 You also can't share water bottles with her because hers is just a bunch of O negative stolen from a blood bank.

Wish i could obliterate every plant in a 2 km radius.

>>25021 But y tho?

Are hebis venomous? Are ushis venomous?

>>25023 Only if you're lucky!

>>25023 >Are ushis venomous? Considering how their blood works, they probably count as poisonous.

Imagine after a night of drinking cheap alcohol, cuddling into the fluffy mamono getting out from.the ramen shop in MGC. I do right now

>>25021 if wild plants upset you, just have a garden full of domesticated plants. Mine for example keeps me safe from zombies. Just make sure to water them (and don't make it weird) and they won't act up.

>>25029 The last thing i want is to have those creatures close to me. The only good plant is a dead plant.

>>25028 Fluffy mamono... >Leave ramen shop after a night of drinking cheap alcohol. >Paired with inebriated Ushi who's been drinking tons of cheap tea. >Fall into each other's arms in the alleyway. >Wake up in the morning to a mortified Ushi. "Relax, nothing happened! We're still fully clothed!" >Miss Ushi looks down at you, her unveiled eye watery with fear. "See? Look! No rape." >She puts her paw on your face. >"Don't say that!" >She takes a deep, shuddering breath. >"Just tell everyone I raped you." >She gets up and starts trying to dust herself off. >Tries to flee before you can think about it. >Without thinking, you grab her by the tail as she attempts to flee. >You stammer hopefully at her as she looks back at you, shocked. "What if..." "What if we met up later?" "For coffee?" >Miss Ushi blushes so strongly you can feel it radiate off her as heat.

Okay, it's not how I wanted to break my streak of being brain dead and unproductive, but I got a short. Here's a story about an ill guy found by a Pale Rider. https://archiveofourown.org/works/66316192

>>25036 >I got a short. I too have a small penis. Small penis bros unite!

Nunday?

>>25036 I find it kind of a wild concept that the avatar of some turbo-ultra disease gives it to just her husbando and basically also turns him into an avatar at the same time, but doesn't hurt anybody else because it's just for him. The idea of her nursing him because she thinks the common cold is lame and wants to take it's place is also awesome. Nice.

>>25040 >you know i can be infected by more than 1 illness, right? >no. mine. it's a fresh & fun take on possessiveness, i suppose

>>25041 >possessiveness I take mine the old-fashioned way.

Imagine >(You) and me are adventurers >Been through hell and high water >Brothers forged in battle >Can hold our own against most monster girls >One day, we decide to go adventuring in some old ruins >Nothing out of the ordinary so far, scared several girls even >Then, we come across a large pile of coins in the middle of a room >(You) search for traps and found nothing unusual >"Looks clear to me bro." >I approach the coins, but suddenly stop midway >"What's wrong bro?" >I unzip my dick out >"Bro, wtf are you doing???" >I begin stroking my dick and mutter "I'm going to be rich..." as I moan in ecstasy >TFW we've never encountered a creeping coin before How would you help a bro out?

>>25042 Fuck ghosts.

>>25036 Is this the first Pale Rider story? Congrats on getting ahead of the curve

>>25043 Sorry man, but if you whip your dick out and start jerking it when I'm in the room, that's gay and I'm stepping outside. I don't care how much we've been through together, I don't wanna see that shit. Like what the hell am I supposed to do, alp and jump on your dick before the creeping coin can? Fuck that. Have fun with Cashandra or whatever her name is. See you at the wedding.

>>25048 >Cashandra Oh, man, that's an amazing Creeping Coin name. I've always been thinking "Penny" or "Nichole" as obvious ones, but that's stellar wordplay. I award you one (1) Memekot for your punsmithing. You must travel to Wonderland to get her, though. Also, she might act like you are kidnapping her--that's just a cultural thing, don't worry about it.

Pon! Pon! Patapon!