alright lads hear me out hornjobs

>>25324 a crudely drawn penis or an incorrect swastika

>>25204 kek

>>25324 >[checks mirror to read it backwards] >finally work out it says "Iceberg-ia" >wtf??? >she giggles "And now the Titania goes down."

>>25328 And the captain goes down on his ship.

>>25309 I want black loli goat onee-san

>>25292 Auntie please, not everything has to be about dicking you

>>25282 Man, Wights are so gorgeous, truly a proper reward for sticking up with a Zombie to the end

>>25333 If only you knew how much cuckposting she had to endure back in the days... Beauty has a price indeed

>>25334 It's only living rent free in your head. Nobody else cares about it.

>>25324 >she and another monster were playing tic tac toe on my face >they used kisses with lipstick as their marks >my face is completely covered >they already have several more # marks prepared >they go down my chest towards my crotch >winner gets the prize at the end

>>25335 I just find it funny that she caused one cuck to go apeshit about it. I remember him for the clown he was, forever immortalized on Kenkou Cross's Hall of Shame. What is it about her that makes cucks seethe? Beauty, perhaps?

>>25337 >in a thread focusing on sexy monster women >literally can't stop thinking about another man Gay

>>25338 Thanks, I want to be an Alp

>>25333 But I want a Zombie I don't want her to turn into a Wight...

>>25331 Same but oppai loli

>>25340 that's neglect anon, your denying the poor girl the full use of her faculties

>>25325 Sensually stroking Alp's horns and making fun of her when she cums from that

>>25340 >man falls in love zombie >he loves her because she's such a cute dummy >fills her with his love every day >she gains enough energy to turn into a wight >she gets even dumber >happy end?

>>25340 Just let her wear some Everstone and you're good

>>25340 What if she was a wight all along and was only pretending to be zombie? Plot twist

>>25343 I would gladly rearrage the insides of my Alp bro and even cum inside, but not as an act of love but just as friendly skinship because that's what friends do: help each other in times of need

>>25346 I have the suspicion that some Zombie maids are actually Wights, no Zombie can be such a competent housekeeper

>>25348 They're actually liches

>>25340 I wonder if some zombies have a fear of becoming wights because they think their husbands might start seeing and treating them differently if they progressed >tell zombie waifu you love her just the way she is >earlier she'd moan happily and snuggle in closer >now she agonizes over it because she can feel herself changing >will you continue to love her if she changed the way she is?

>>25285 So a tulpa alp.

>>25350 I'd want my wife to gain back her identity, that I would want the same.

>join a D&D game at your local board games and whatnot store >the game is co-run by a phantom and a bicorn >pretty obvious they’re <super into me <a package deal Looks like I’m about to slide into my DMs

>>25354 That reminds me of those greentexs about anon playing D&D sessions with Hagville hags roleplaying their character's costumes and getting undressed with taking damage, I jacked off so much thinking about and scenario like that. I wish a writefag or a drawfag would have picked up on such scenario and let his imagination run wild, I even thought that Latenight would have done some sketches about that.

>>24695 >>25335 What do Wights and Cait Siths have in common? That's right, they're monster girls. That's literally it.

>>25355 Why not do it yourself?

>>25357 I have no talent or creativity, also I have a full time job

>>25358 Hahahaha, look at this normie!

>>25359 You can't achieve the neet dream in a third world country, you have to work or you die

>>25355 I would roll a 20 in hag pussy

>>25360 Just scam people on facebook.

i dream of automatons skating around doing tricks while deliverying packages

>>25355 Closest I got is this art fairy / dragon tamer.

>>25268 She sounds like she needs her mage friend to teach her the Damage Reflect spell so that these "go to low hp and deal huge damage" builds get hard countered, and only honest warriors wielding two ShieldWalls of Perfect Defence could even stand a chance against her

>>25365 since diseases have a personification now, i wonder if curses could too. when you're fucking diablo II's iron maiden and she keeps reflecting and intensifying the pleasure from each thrust

>>25366 You can't just look at a random thing and say: but what if it was a monstergirl. What's next? Concepts becoming monstergirls?

>>25333 I want to skip the middlewoman and go directly for a Wight

>>25357 >>25358 >>25359 >>25360 Damn, this back and forth is quite sad. Hang in there thirdworld-kun.

>>25369 I also wish him all the best. May the centipede who protects his house monsterize soon

>>25370 >washed out gray green instead of bright green Doc, this dose is expired

>>25370 despite what they might say, the monster that mooches at your house is not in fact a guardian deity

>>25373 She provides ambient noise by skittering around.

>>25367 But what if this post was a monster girl?

>>25367 >What's next? Concepts becoming monstergirls? >bro doesn't know fate itself is a monster girl in MGE and sides with the DL

>>25371 >christmass cake Oomu who's poison is starting to fade because she's past her prime Need