Sandworm is a cute.

>>24541 I can't get it up with a woman who has such a pathetic wingspan.

Imagine her as a bratty pear loli Fat loli ass, thighs and hips in a skintight body suit

I owe pandas sex, they told me so.

Jinkos owe me sex.

The sex debt crisis is getting absurd

I have a deeply complex sex ledger involving 5 danuki, a dorome, 3 chicken harpies, and a tuna melt.

I joked about having sex with a lim online. A week later I got a court summons from the IRS saying I committed felony sex fraud. I now owe Royal Makai sex and am sentenced to 6 months in neet lim's bedroom.

>>24544 Me too, but why does she keep giving me handjobs? I'll never pay her back at this rate...

Breed elves.

Nah. Elves are the plain Greek yogurt of mamono.

Miss Hebi is not a stalker, crazy or scary. She is just worried about you. Let her in.

>>24552 I would in a heartbeat. I even have a space heater for my bedroom. suggestive_eyebrow_waggle.gif

>>24553 Whoa, you've been to space?!

>>24550 concern

>>24555 concern?

>>24556 very concerning, there'll be even more elves!

>>24551 I like putting lots of nuts in my greek yogurt.

No rape, no weird role play. Only loving missionary sex with the sole purpose of reproduction for me.

>>24559 alp

>>24560 This also snugglings during the day

>>24473 It's very convenient to have your friends and your enemies in the same place.

>>24564 Thanks Anon, well done

I am such a freakazoid.

>>24570 But are you freak enough to kiss a lesser succ?

>>24564 NTA but for those who missed it

>>24563 Sex is just snugglings with no clothes. Just like mom and dad do naked wrestling!

>>24572 I am gonna kiss all the monster girls in existence, that like I said I am such a freakazoid.

>>24574 Yeah, but snuggling and petting the fluffy bits of my chesh wife will occupy most of my free time (not working or sexing or painting or sleeping)

>>24576 >Cheshire wife >Her suit is hearts, so she has little hearts on one cheek >While she is sleeping, paint over them with clubs >Her whole personality changes when she wakes up

The seagull harpies stole my fries again...

>>24577 Too close of a certain unsavory thing

>>24579 Rape them in the mouth anon for eating your fries.

>>24581 You don’t want to go clubbing with your Chesho? How rude!

Now look what you've done, you've neglected to milk your cow lich/mage/dire pack long enough that they've spawned a milk elemental, how are you going to deal with this?

>>24584 better call an expert

>>24585 I get the feeling she's just going to make the problem worse.

>>24583 I was referring to something else but not a fan of clubs too. Loud, too expansive alcohol and bad music, mamonos will improve this domain by 10x

>>24584 Cast ice missile on her and dig into the ice cream

beware the seagull harpy slags anons, they prowl the streets and piers on a Friday night

>>24593 >come on 'luv give us a chip >whole flock bursts out in squawky laughter >bundle into the next pub to get even more plastered

>>24594 what's worse? the seagull pub crawl or the literal hen do?

>>24595 lotta feathers either way

>>24584 >new daughteru raise her with love and care, what else?

>>24593 The only acceptable answer, good job

>>24599 She must be thinking a lot of the powder fire extinguishers.

>vampire trying to set you up with her dork sister ends up resulting in you dating them both at once >the entire time she claims she is just there to make sure her sister is fine

>>24555 God I love hags, even the Elven kind

>>24603 >even i know theyre barely monsters but what did the elves ever do to you to deserve that

>>24604 Elves are in sex debt for being the only monster(?) drawn sexy for a long, long time. Now that people want to fuck other monsters their stock has completely crashed

>>24605 What I'm hearing is that there's a village full of desperate elf hags out there. I'm putting together an expedition.

>>24605 crash and burn you treehugging hippies

>>24606 The problem with elves is that all monsters do this. From Alice to Zombies. Elves are just really curvy humans with pointy ears.

Monster kind isn't ready for me to flood their food with high fructose corn syrup

>>24609 you act like this description is a problem or something.

>>24609 With the exception that Zombies are extremely cute and I wish to love and protect them to the point of making them give birth to my children

>>24611 Oh its good. Very good. But its not unique to elves. Elves can do this without any spice. The other girls have this AND the spice.

How feral do you like them?

>>24612 Zombie insemination is pretty much a sport at this point and that's why they can easily get a husband Meanwhile elves with their reputation as noble and pure are boring, so they can't get a husband and remain single and desperate for eternity

>>24616 I like them to be barely containing their urges around 80% of the time, and succumbing to them around 20%. They should be basically an animal in that 20%, with absolutely no regard for public decency or manners. So, like a 8/10 on the feral-ness scale.

>>24603 I love when monsters get all sweaty during sex, I would love to have a Troll that gets that sweaty and shiny while I'm balls deep inside her ass.

>>24616 The kind that makes me have sex in public when she gets horny

>>24613 My favorite Spice Girl is Scary.

Abyssbros when is the next hangout? I dont wanna be a squid, now. Just for a few days.

>>24616 About to the point of her getting impatient enough to just stuff me into her shirt and continue about her day

As I said in the past, the only good elf is a dead elf.

>>24624 I can't understand how the undead can be so popular,they are just a bunch of smelly corpses, mummified bodies or ectoplasm

>>24625 further research is required

>>24625 They're just cool.

>>24625 They're as cold and dead as my heart

>>24625 Zombies, vampires, and ghosts have all been very popular in horror media for a while now. A lot of us were basically groomed into it.

>>24630 I don't remember any chesh,'yip or kiki in my childhood and yet here I'm. It's interesting question, how our past made us a choose specific mamonos but personally I can't answer.

>>24616 40%, not a fan of mindless sex but heat being a thing is still cool if it's just an increase in libido and affection

>>24625 They are a quick and easy catch

>>24616 Little to none, I like the cute sophisticated types and lewd brats the most and as a guilty pleasure also the seemingly innocent rapebaits that are subconciously getting nudged along by their monster instincts.

>>24633 >yet here I'm. grammar doesn't work like that, you don't use clitics/shortenings like this at the end of a sentence, only in the middle.

>>24640 i caren't

Need a faceless chubby tanuki to drain me of my funds and entrap me in a forced marriage after I couldn't pay back her loan

>>24619 I bet your auntster would do that for you

I don't have any hard data, but I believe Jubjubs have fast metabolism and relatively high body temperature.

>>24644 Miss Jub is gonna get your data nice and hard!

>>24644 oh yeah? where does she get all those calories to burn, then?

>>24649 Tea party snacks.

If you didn't fight your wife dramatically 3 times before you fucked, youre going to sex-hell, where honorable angels will correct you

>>24651 But I was raised in a household where mom and dad fought all the time and mom was always threatening to kill herself because dad doesn't love her. I don't want to ever have that kind of relationship with a woman. It makes my heart hurt just thinking about it.

>>24651 she likes to parry

>>24652 how can you say you love her if you havent had a beam struggle

>>24654 >beam struggle I don't really follow women's gymnastics

>>24622 Always Saturdays and Sundays we meet my fellow abyssbro so you have time.

>>24651 I just dodge rolled away until she got frustrated and left.

>>24657 I can't help but think that's rude.

>>24659 such are anon's obtuse mating rituals

My ideal mating ritual: Being ambushed by a sexy predator mamono.

Friday is almost upon us, are you ready to get pampered by your auntster?

>>24659 She said "dodge this, casul" and I just couldn't help myself.

>>24659 It is. It's also very effective. So many monsters are based on dodgetanking so clearly it's a strat that works

>Approach Hebi boss >She's tough as nails and you know all the strats >Jump on her tail and deepthroat the tip >Hold on tight Miss Hebi will never see it coming.

>>24665 >Deepthroating anything Alp behavior.

>>24666 >Miss Hebi too mortified to continue her attack patterns >Tears up a little in confusion and despair >Asks you to stop and says you can have her victory loot if you do. 100% Anon victory.

>>24652 Too real, feel bad

>>24651 >automaton wife was built for endless war and risks shutting down if you don't fight her at least once a day

>>24633 i blame warcraft for my love of lamias and the undead

>>24651 >Town guard >Fight P'orc wife all the time to train during the week >She doesn't ever win, stronger than you but kinda clumsy >Let her act like she won on your days off anyways >Starts timidly by asking you to do things >Quickly begins to demand. >Gets increasingly pushy and cocky as the weekend deepens >Kinda forgets she's faking it >"This is what you get for losing anon!" >Back to meek during the week >She appreciates it though

>>24547 How and why did you melt that tuna?

>>24539 >Alp's doodles as an OP image The shit you see when you live long enough...

>>24674 MS paint doodles are peak soul

>>24674 I think they are neat. Also how do you know they are alp's?

>>24677 They look like his

Mimics. Can you use them for storage? Can you put a smaller Mimic inside a bigger Mimic? Wait, don't answer that last one

When I asked if you liked feral girls yesterday, I meant if you liked girls that live in caves and think a pile of furs is a substitute for a bed.

>>24679 >Can you put a smaller Mimic inside a bigger Mimic? Yeah, that's called pregnancy, most monster girls do that.

>>24680 How crude!

>>24680 Prehistoric wurm who fell asleep in the magma chamber underneath a dormant volcano and only woke up when a gremlin decided it was a good place for testing nukes.

>>24683 Sounds hot

>>24680 Yes if I can civilized her, especially if it's a kot

>>24685 She's a Cait Sith who fell out of a portal as a toddler and was raised by wild animals here on Earth.

>>24686 No. Kot doesn't include Cait sith. It only include the good kots like manticore, bunyip, werecats, jinko, chesh, neko...

There goes the neighbourhood

>>24688 My femdom ghetto got gentrified...

>>24687 It's too late to add made up extra rules. You have an absolutely feral cait sith wife now.

>>24690 No, Eros doesn't allow bad ends. I will contact an Eros church and they will drop said Cait sith in Ireland

>>24691 >Anon tries to get his Cait Sith into the cat carrier >Eros priestesses end up scratched to absolute hell and back getting her OUT of the carrier for transport to Ireland

Really not denying the literal zoophile allegations, eh.

>>24692 Poor priestess, I will never ever make a wish, monkey paws are too strong

>>24695 There is no need to bring that sort of discussion here.

So how weak are Kakuens to handholding?

>>24696 This >>24697 Not that much, monkey hands and human hands are too similar.

>>24688 I would impregnate that Troll as soon as I move into the neighborhood

>>24688 Paradise, the kiki is really cute

>>24698 >monkey hands and human hands are too similar Kakuens may be resilient, but I don't think that's the reason.

>>24701 Oh, right. I'm so obsessed by big fluffy paws that I forget that most mamonos have human hands.

>>24680 I like girls that live in castles and manors and wear (fine) furs.

>>24703 I like girls that can make me cum with a mere touch.

>>24703 Living in a flying castle with a malef

>>24706 *Floating castle, unless you mean a castle that is propelled by aerodynamics, instead of magic.

>>24701 Handholding Cafe >Mamono pay a small fee to hold hands with a single human male >MGC declared them a public nuisance and is trying to crack down with Eros Police >but they’re too popular to be stopped >rumor has it that the Cupid chief of police is a top customer, too…

>>24707 My bad, floating but looking like the ancient gear fortress and the malef is an automaton.

>>24707 Malef designing her castle so she can carry it on her back while transformed.

>>24704 I prefer it's the girls who cum easily, however with still some effort needed

>>24711 ms manticore when you use her vag instead of her tail

>>24712 Mere' batcat

>>24713 put her out for the night

>>24711 It is a fact that the dead cum very easily, buttheir bodies are too stiff and not expressive enough to show it

>>24711 >shogwife >brush your teeth >shog cums while making your breakfast in the kitchen Shog!

WHEEEEEEEEEE HEBI HEBI~

>>24679 Why bother hiding inside the chest? She'd catch adventurers more easily just exposing herself.

>>24717 It's not midsummer yet!

>>24718 YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MIMIC COURTSHIP RITUALS!

>>24720 And the echo just makes it hard to hear. Open up and come out, the world isn't so scary.

>>24721 Yes it is. The world has forklifts and stuff.

>>24719 But it's the national day

>>24723 Spring and harvest days should be Troll celebration days

>>24725 this whole year is a celebration of hebi

>>24727 I'm still deeply upset that year of the cow was mostly slept on.

>>24728 >spent most of the year of the cow slept on sounds like a good cow themed year to me tbh, they make great pillows

>>24730 Sleepy cow!

>>24731 Home.

>>24731 i am now an ushi enjoyer

>>24731 Sir, that's not a cow, that's a hellish abomination.

>>24731 Has anyone actually made milky ushi art yet or are they cows in name only

>>24735 Time to take your medicaments

>>24717 Feels cult-like.

>>24738 It's just a family of White Snakes enjoying ancestral White traditions

>>24739 mamono remake of midsommar would be actually good

>>24738 it's the mystery of the druids they all have an attitude

>>24738 Hebis are worshipping Ryus It's not so different

>>24735 The rule is if it lactates it's a cow

>>24737 Wish my meds looked that cute.

>>24743 Goats lactate without being cows

>>24745 Foxes provide the superior milk though

I desire the minotaur bush

>>24747 i can't buy a quart of fox milk at a grocery store

Papa, when is Silksong coming out?

>>24748 You can't handle it

>>24751 If she's gonna leglock my head and force me to eat her out it better have a soft landing point is all im saying

>>24749 But you can milk the Fox by yourself

>>24750 Never, insects are disgusting pests

>>24750 Plan a trip to Australia on September 18th, we've got a museum to heist

>>24753 How many centuries has she been planning this?

>>24679 Putting a Bag of Holding into another Bag of Holding would create a black hole, that's why all commercially available Bags of Holding have that point and click style "can't put it there!" enchantment on them too.

>>24756 zero. this fox is not even a century old. you can tell by the single, relatively small tail, the round eyes and the lack of both smugness and dorkyness. it is a rare find. you should not let this one pass you by just because she failed her exam at the maid academy.

human men want only one thing

>>24759 french manamo stocks at an all time high

>>24760 I can even put up with the annoying accent and arrogant attitude if they keep a somewhat tidy bush down there

>>24759 Exploring how the MGE magic system would change life on earth and find a place in the newly built society that truly fits their needs?

>>24758 >Failed maid academy I was prepared to be FOXED, but now I'm concerned.

>>24762 >Exploring how the MGE magic system would change life on earth I would indeed like to explore how mamonobanana allows women to grow even more appealing crotch mofu

>>24763 foxes simply do not make good maids, this is a well established fact. its kind of ridiculous, since they're usually quite skilled in domestic work when taking on any other role. its like the white frilly uniform turns off a certain part of their brain or something.

>>24762 I don't think that humanity is prepared to unravel the secrets of lactomancy

>>24762 Succubize spell is endlessly fascinating to me. I have an endless list of spell ideas that I'd love to run through it and see what happens. Like what would it do to a teleport spell? What would it do to a gravity spell? Barrier? The magic equivalent of a water jet cutter type spell? There is so much potential in the hands of a writer more creative than I.

>>24759 They want auntie's sweet lovely embrace, and also her wearing a thong

>>24759 FRICKIN LASERS

>>24769 >laser depilation absolutely heretical

>>24770 Call the chief god, I don't give a fuck.

>>24765 All monsters that went through the hell that is maid academy and got the approbation of the Alpha head Kiki maid are proper maids, from the most top notch Kikimora to the most basic brainless Zombie, if they got their diploma they are proper maids.

>>24733 >>24734 >>24735 Ushis are delightful, loving cow mamono and that love will Mooooooooove you. >>24736 This is the most specifically MILK-focussed pic I've got. But many Ushis are Busty. Maybe even Busty AF.

>>24778 Need to go milkier.

>>24779 I mean, fair--I mostly focus on SFW pics.

>>24780 >I mostly focus on SFW pics. kek, imagine the look on your mamono wife's face when you go all >ewww, sexo icky at her. She'd either rape the stupid out of you on the spot or drag you to Dr. Mindflayer for counseling.

>>24781 You laugh, but I guarantee you that guy is a freak prepared to hold the FUCK out of her hand when she least expects it.

Consider lewding a reserved and prudish loli Anubis that has a dangerously tempting sexy plump body.

>>24781 i tend to find clothed more attractive than naked, but i am willing to consider on a case by case basis

>>24783 I'm personally more interested in an Anubis with amazonian body type.

>>24783 Anubises need to be anally marked, that's how you own a Anubis.

>>24782 I am so much lewder than that; you're not even ready.

Did you hear about the Lilim who liked to write letters to submarine commanders? She had Sub Missive tendencies!

>>24784 That looks like a pretty tempting auntie

>>24789 I dare you to find me an Auntie who is NOT tempting.

>haughty, hefty cheshy presses her fat tits against your chest, both of them easily a little bigger than your head >"Aww, look at the little human-wuman! You staring? Are you caught in the headlights? Heehee, oh man, you're hopeless! A total goonhead! HAHA! Cringe! CRINGE! Ahahaha! I bet your little teeny-weeny wouldn't even poke out between them if I put it there! You think you can handle me? You haven't got a prayer, you're more like a total beta than a sigma bruh! Sad!" What would you do about it

>>24791 I only understood half of what she said. I leave to go party with a hatter or wonderworm, I crave deeper conversation.

>>24791 comically attach a balloon string to the chesh and watch her fly away, obviously. wonderland problems must be solved in the wonderland way and those things are clearly balloons

>>24791 >STEP 1: Pet the cheshire. >STEP 2: Ask her for a hair brush. >STEP 3: Brush the cheshire. >STEP 4: Hold hands with the cheshire

>>24722 The Mimic FEARS the Forklift Certified Anon.

>>24797 are mimics heavy?

>>24798 They have to be--coins are really, really heavy as they're just piles of metal. If you had a treasure chest that wasn't unbearably heavy, you'd know right away that it's a fake.

>>24799 >I'm not fat, I'm bulking And other lies sedentary mimics tell themselves.

>>24797 You'd be scared too if some infernal machine could just lift you up and take you someplace else at the whim of a voice on the radio

>>24800 so that's the reason why mimics never fully exit their chests, their asses are TOO FAT

>>24791 Nothing, leave and ruminate on dark thoughts.

Whacha gonna do Whacha gonna do when they come for you

>>24765 >its like the white frilly uniform turns off a certain part of their brain or something. It does, ir's some kind of culture shock. Fox maids perform excellently when they're wearing kimonos, the eastern wing of Maid academy is currently adapting the kimono design into their uniforms for this reason

>>24765 >that vid Literally retarded fox maid. Perfect.

>>24814 No, she's just obsessed with loving you and only you

Why are Pyrows so fucking good, bros?

What's a mimic cop's favorite strategy to catch "criminals"? Entrapment

>>24767 >Spells converted into nymphomancy lose their original offensive nature and effects, being invariably distorted to have lewd effects resembling the original. so, from what I can think of >Teleport You can only teleport to be adjacent to your loved one, like the wedding rings in XIV but even if you're not married. >Gravity alteration Creates an attraction force between lovers or soon-to-be lovers. A physical attraction force. Like that scene from JJBA but instead of two guys its one guy one girl. Expect romcom hijinx, being forced to put hands in inappropriate places out in the public, and lots of kyaaaah-ing >Water jet cutter Cuts clothes, or if possible makes them so wet they become seethrough, like in a wet tshirt contest. Bounces off of bodies, obviously. >Barrier Imagine a scene of a succubus altering an adventurer's Barrier that he relied on to deflect attacks from other monsters, he still casts it and it still deflects her sword attacks, only for the Succ to drop the sword and go through the barrier slowly and hug the guy and KO him with intimacy. Something something Dune, something something don't mix with the love-beam lazers that the grems cooked up as a commission by the Eros church cupids guild.

>>24816 desire to be liked by the popular girls from school

>>24816 They contains 20% of chesh vibe

IT'S CATURDAY

>>24816 makes me wonder what pyrow moms would be like to their friends and daughters

>>24824 It's like diet chesh. Cool and hip, but none of the bullying.

>>24819 If you see a mimic with sunglasses, best to stay away. They stick out like a sore thumb.

>>24827 >none of the bullying. Cheshires only bully when they don't get enough enrichment in their living environment. Here's some typical enrichment tasks that can keep your Cheshire from acting out: >Ear scritches >Social media (following) >Social media (shitposting) >Let her outside to roam the neighborhood >Enrich her living environment with Cheshire safe toys like >>giant chests to comically have her butt stick out of >>refrigerators to comically have her butt stick out of >>commercial forklifts >brushy-brushy time Finally, a lot of people swear by LAZERS as a good enrichment toy, but most Cheshires actually find gremlins annoying, so be wary about this one.

>>24828 Kek

>God: hurr durr sodomy is sin, you must not fuck her in the ass >meanwhile, God's angels:

>>24829 Don't forget squinching

>>24816 Because it's just friendship and practice, you don't have to take responsibility for all the sex hat she wants to have

Do you know why MGCU Bondage Professor Gremlin's favorite student became her favorite? She was addicted to LaTeX!

>>24832 Anal sex is pretty much one of the commandments in their old testament, that's why it isn't a sin for them and pretty much practiced on their Sunday church sessions, like the eucharist but using their bodies. Also that's why monsters tend to flaunt their asses so much, it's almost for religious purposes.

>>24832 You might have a point if it was a Valkyrie shaped and dressed like that, but Cupids are Eros's angels and she's more like >God(Eros): "Love your wife and have sex. Not falling in love? Not having sex? Previously sent highly professional Cupids have failed to matchmake you with someone and not even been matches themselves? You're asking for the nuclear option, send a ten year old with a big butt"

>>24841 >the Eucharist in Eros church is ass to mouth >and a sip of wine for the aftertaste

>>24843 The issue is that assfucking goes against >Be fruitful and multiply

>>24845 Hurr durr, alps are pretty fruity and they love assfucking.

>>24845 Pregnancy has a cooldown. Until then you can enjoy yourself however you want.

>>24843 The nuclear option for me would be a sleepy-eyed hag. Assuming Eros would have trouble finding a big titty goth angel that's the most powerful thing she could hit me with.

>>24584 >milk elemental This is one of the most autistic yet depraved monster i've read all week. Imagine a slime-like monster being spawned just from milk that is infused with mana. Milk tanks imploding with single mamono made from milk, now charging at whatever farmhand they see. Their only diet consisting of cum, other dairy products and foods that pair with milk such as coffee, strawberries and chocolate, of which can alter their composition and flavour. But cum is their favorite food, it greatly multiplies their milk and therefor their body mass. When a man has his balls drained of all of his semen, the milk elemental/slime force-feeds him with her own milk which boosts his semen productivity so that the rape can last longer. They spend all day in newly formed "dairies" where they keep men and women as cattle. Being milked for food, being milked to produce more soldiers for the milk army, and being milked for the fun of it.

>tfw i wake up to my glock having turned into a woman and giving me the gluck gluck 9000 man i sure do love the monster lord i hope she conquers all with love

>>24827 but i got bullied by pyrows every time i went to the corner store for groceries, how can they be "chesh without the bullying" with all the catcalling and laughter they throw my way?

>>24853 Bruh, they bullied you for shopping at a corner store. Why don't you let them, like, show you what a real meal is like?

>>24853 They just want you to buy them a few cans of energy drinks since they are below 18, how beta do you have to be to see this as bullying? You may even get a free handy or blowjob out of that.

>>24855 >Pyrow JKs want you to buy alcohol for them >Pyrow JCs want you to buy energy drinks for them >Pyrow JSes want you to buy candy for them

>>24856 >No matter what you end up with at least one difficult to manage pyrow at your place insisting that you "practice" with them I just wanted to eat a bowl of instant ramen and sleep...

>>24857 It's a choice between sugar rushed loli, a jailbait high on caffeine and sugar and a drunk high schooler. Pick your poison, Oji-san.

>>24856 >Pyrow OLs want you to buy foot massages for them

>>24858 Well, the JC on Redmino is functionally indistinguishable from a normal JC anyway, so...

>>24856 >Pyrow OLs want to buy you.

>>24861 Built for graphics card memes

>>24861 Honestly, I'm like a flirty look and a free meal away from letting OL mamono straight up own me forever.

>kero kero >pero pero

Scalp massage from "Evil" mamono, yes or no?

>>24865 The only non-sexual touch I'm weaker too are ear rubs. Definite yes but I can fix her later, right?

>>24866 Yes, like Play-Doh in your hands, but be careful, pushing buttons randomly can lead to a worldwide disaster if she was a BEEG

>>24867 BEEG? Did you mean BBEG?

>>24868 >BBEG Yes, my bad

>>24865 i thought they usually initiate with boobhat

>>24867 Yeeeeeessss! BEEG Mamono supremacy! >>24868 >>24869 Noooooooooooooooooooo!

>>24873 Anon, do you know what the first B in BBEG stands for?

>>24874 Beautiful!

>>24874 Maybe he doesn't like the second B.

>>24864 She needs to start wearing clothes.

>>24876 Who doesn't like a bad bitch?

>>24878 Cosplay tier mamono are not bad bitches. I need me a bad bitch who is actualy BAD. Like a KOREAN fox girl who just broke into a human liver factory.

>>24877 Mucus Toads are extremely lewd and they have too few SFW pictures. You're right, someone needs to start clothing them. >>24878 I'm not going to call my girlfriend a bitch.

>>24879 nonsense. ms selkie is the baddest of the bad

>>24880 >I'm not going to call my girlfriend a bitch. You should try it some time. Get 'em worked up enough and they love it, especially the canine types. The prouder the better.

>>24879 >Cosplay tier mamono >nonsensical post Go back.

>>24878 I like dorks that pretend to be bad bitches

>>24857 >>24858 >take Pyrow loli back to your place, internally monologuing "this damn brat, holy shit I'm going to mating press her" >you start feeling guilty and having second thoughs after hanging out for a while, the two of you had fun so maybe you should call it quits soon and take her back to her friends >suddenly she walks into view from behind your back, after secretly stripping down to her underwear (hot pink thong just like the older gyarus) >she asks you whether "we're going to get to the good part yet" >disregard everything, the original mating press plan is still on the menu

>>24883 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumiho Korean fox girls are all about the human livers.

>>24886 oh i thought we were going to play videogames or something

>>24879 >human liver factory Well, that's finally a good use for 3D printed human organs

>>24889 It's an Offaly good idea!

Monster movie idea: "Weekend at Fernie's" a wealthy undead living in Order territory has to pretend to be actually dead after a failed (or rather much too late) assassination attempt while also protecting two cute human boys who are pretending she's still alive so the same assassins don't do them in as well. >>24890 God fucking dammit, Charon.

Humans are weak to drills.

>>24891 Look, if I make enough puns I'll finally attract the Cheshire of my dreams!

>>24892 >weak to drills Not drill hair >drills I mean, yeah. Pretty much. We're pretty weak to drills. What is Miss Gremlin doing threatening you with, Anon?

>>24888 >we were going to play videogames Of course, at least to follow that scenario's etiquette and build tension. You both should pretend at least a little that "come over to my house to eat sweets and play videogames" didn't mean "come over to my house to get molested, pleasured and banged senseless"

>>24893 What's the chesh of your dream?

>>24896 A cheshire, but she likes me.

>>24894 Her fully operational drill hair.

>>24899 That doesn't look like fully operational drill hair to me.

>>24888 Oh we are going to play videogames alright

>>24901 >gazer is a nintendo fan >enjoys getting fucked in the ass Accurate

>>24902 Hey, maybe its hacked?(useable)

OK, folks, it's time. Time to post some CATS.

>>24901 You're supposed to fuck her AFTER the videogames, not at the same time.

>>24907 This would never have happened if Anon had married the nice Anubis next door his parents were pushing for!

>>24907 Sounds inefficient.

>>24907 xbox live voice chat woulda gone different with mamano around

>>24907 She needs to handicap me like that if she wants a chance against me

>>24906 I embrace cat superiority as long as auntsters are involved

>>24914 Oh, no! Thicc Cheshires, my ONE weakness!

Thankfully, there's no Monsters that can harass me when I'm enjoying my peaceful ride in a private cabin on board a luxury train.

>>24916 >Anubis train attendant keeps double-checking your ticket. >Even though she knows you have it; she's seen it 5 times now. >Tail wagging like mad the whole time.

>>24916 >Small eyes cutely staring down at you >'Tis a rata, looking for your feedback on the journey so far!

>>24916 >Gremlin engineer screaming down the hallway while on fire >Surely nothing is wrong in the engine compartment! >Shortly thereafter, a deeply annoyed glacie moves forward with just as much haste, but more annoyed than scared

>>24916 >FAT CHESTED FOX PRESSES BOOBS AGAINST YOUR CABIN DOOR >THE BOOBS BREAST BOOBILY >SLOSHING NOISES ARE TERRIFYINGLY LOUD >YOU CANNOT REST; ENEMIES ARE NEARBY

>>24916 >train I can't help but think of Final Fantasy VI.

>>24914 Do wine aunts count?

>>24916 >Phantom Train Conductor is fucking CONSTANTLY blowing the whistle >She thinks it's "cinematic" that way

>>24916 >Caboose is just a weird NEET lilim and her clowder of cats. >The cats have the run of the train and are VERY weird

>>24916 >Your mom is there, too >She not a mamono or anything >Just kinda hover-y and nervous about travel

OK, I'll stop spamming weird encounters on a train now. Instead a mamono NAMED Rape Train.

>>24928 i mean at least she lays it all out there, very honest spider-cow

>>24929 Spider Cows are literally the TOP mamono for honesty, purity, and decency. Also vigorous, bed-shattering sex.

>>24869 Cowboy Bebop at his computer

>>24921 >YOU CANNOT REST; ENEMIES ARE NEARBY That fox is your FRIEND. She fights for her MARRIAGE to you.

>>24925 To be fair train scenes in movies are always cool even The Lone Ranger suddenly turned into kino at the end. Wait a minute... >Lone Ranger wears a mask >Phantom wears a mask Coincidence? I think NOT

>>24897 I feel you, one day anon

It's growth season.

>>24937 No, it's hot and annoying season. I wish for the eternal night brought by apophis

>>24938 Apophis is a snek, why would snek wan't eternal night? Sunbathing is like 80% of what sneks do

>>24939 so she can use the hot water bottle excuse

>>24939 Don't know but it's on her political program.

>>24906 Cuddlecore

>>24662 >mother's day >father's day >no aunt's day I get that not everyone has such a cool aunt to hang out with, but think of those with no kids of their own! Consigned to watch her sister's happy family from afar. It's so horribly unfair. Don't they deserve to get bred by their nephews once a year? It's just a single day.

>>24944 Lonely aunt should go with lonely uncle instead of becoming pedos

>>24944 >maid day was 1 month ago I deeply regret that we didnt get more meido sex art or stories

>>24937 Not much growth happening with this one.

>>24923 >that huge tailpussy I'd feel inadequate with my statistically average dick

>>24949 Put a arm into it

>>24950 Sounds boring, there are no erogenous zones on your arm

>>24949 You'd think that people would relax in a love centered setting with 5 quadrillion different sex related spells, but i guess some insecurities are forever.

>>24953 >implying

>>24953 But it will pleasure the manti

>>24956 She might as well just shove her own arm there

>>24957 It's like comparing masturbation and real sex. It's better with your lover.

>>24958 (I never hard sex so I assume that it's true)

>childhood friend lolicore keeps grabbing your hand with her tailpussy and churns it inside >you just think it feels funny, but she's practically masturbating with your hand

>>24961 >strange hags with big saggers bend over and give him funny looks from time to time >his loyal osananajimi batcat is always there by his side, cutely roaring and hissing to scare them off

Story ideas. You've got 'em and I want 'em.

>>24963 Thievery is bad, mmkayy.

>>24964 It's not theft if you ask

>>24963 Need...evil...women...

>>24965 You can't convince me to letting you steal my ideas.

>>24963 >>24966 >Yes. This is my life now. You're probably wondering how and more importantly, why I, the chosen one, got myself into this mess. Well.....

>>24963 Bees trying to coach a hornet for her date with anon

>>24963 >artfairy hung over from drinking too much creativity

>>24963 Hellhound raised by kobolds.

>>24963 Cursed swords need, you know, a lady to infect. >Anon finds an absolutely ANCIENT cursed sword >Just the sword >Obviously the touch-starved thing falls in love with Anon immediately >BUT >You can't fuck a sword. Well, I mean, you can, but you're gonna end up in the hospital or worse. >So the cursed sword has to try to figure out some woman that Anon is willing to give the sword to >Mostly philosophical as the sword doesn't care who gets it (anyone is fine), while Anon is terrified of the implications of merging two people like that. You should title the story Tuvix.

>>24972 >You can't fuck a sword I mean, if you unscrew the pommel, there is a hole right there...

>>24963 Autistic anon get a support Anubis

>>24973 Spoken like an Anon about to get his dick stuck in a sword pommel, and then have to come up with a suitable "I fell on it while cleaning it" story ahead of the trip to the ED.

>>24963 >Miss Ushi takes a spa day.

>>24975 I meant a hole in the sword handle. Pommels are just buttplugs for swords when you think about it.

>>24977 Right, and people get their dicks stuck in things like that all the time! And then they have to go to the ED (ER if you're used to that phrasing of it, or A&E for EU Anons). https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10033721/

>>24975 The journals of Nurse Unicorn are not for the faint of heart...

>>24978 Hey, at least it means it's tight, consequences be dammed.

>>24978 Are you the medic from the thread? I remember when you explain why chastity belt are dangerous

>>24981 No, not a medic. Just random stuff I know from hearing medical horror stories.

Hebis wish you could get your dick stuck in them.

>>24983 Instructions unclear; dick stuck in hebi ear

>>24983 I have my dick stuck in auntie since last night

>>21736 4(You) anon, I do like the idea of the moon motif

>>24988 also finished my work project so I can do another quick splice, after next week I should have time to a least somewhat work on my backlog

>>24990 I'm honored.

>>24991 Hi, Honored! I'm Dad!

>>24992 What a time this is we live in when passing ruffians can just say dad jokes at old posters

>>24988 Grätchen has a lot of junk in her trunk, look how wide her hips are

>duel with a mg >taunt her to land the first strike >immediately sends your hp to the red >critical condition buffs activated I wonder what sallies and lizards would think of living on the edge 1HP strats

>>24995 That's more of a jub territory.

>>24995 >Be weak, lizard doesn't care about you >Be even match, lizard wants to make you her property >Be superior fighter, lizard wants to be your property

>it's night >need to go the bathroom >turn on the lights >"Ah!" What do?

>>24966 >Lets you dominate her Hot >>24998 Deploy tactical slipper

>>24999 Anon I think she might be a wee bit too big for your slippers to deal with

>>25001 No beast too great for the almighty slipper. They all tremble at the mere sight of that tool of punishment.

>>25001 No one is ever too big for the slipper. Ask any Mexican grandma.

>>25003 >Anon's Mexican grandma taking umbrage with anon's new la cucaracha gf

>>25003 >ywn have an ocelomeh hag spank you with her chancla

>>24983 Stuck a dick in a hebi and make her into a mother

>>25000 Dumb vamp. Just put on the cow bikini. It's a guaranteed success for seduction against farmers.

>>25009 The sun dress and hat combo is also especially effective and since she won't be going out in the sun vampires can use a more sheer fabric.

>>25007 i've been advised not to stick my dick in crazy, but

>>24997 >be tank, lizards hate you for reflect cheesing >be assassin, lizards laugh until you land the crit backstab >be stealth archer, all the lizards in your neighborhood call your meta abusing ass out

>>24998 Coot boog; would offer to hoog

>>25012 just do metal slime strats with high defense and frequent running away

>>24993 >"I'm Dad!" >Every mamono within a 1 mile radius alerted to a single Anon pretending to be a Dad I'm in danger!

>>24995 >duel with a mg >taunt her to land the first strike >immediately sends your hp to the red >ME DRUNK >Feel no pain 1+ or something >Use big HUG on th e scary manti >Win?

Vamps would make awful hiking buddies. >allergic to the sun >cold at night >would complain about carrying her own kit >gets jealous of every mosquito bite you get

>>25018 You also can't share water bottles with her because hers is just a bunch of O negative stolen from a blood bank.

Wish i could obliterate every plant in a 2 km radius.

>>25021 But y tho?

Are hebis venomous? Are ushis venomous?

>>25023 Only if you're lucky!

>>25023 >Are ushis venomous? Considering how their blood works, they probably count as poisonous.

Imagine after a night of drinking cheap alcohol, cuddling into the fluffy mamono getting out from.the ramen shop in MGC. I do right now

>>25021 if wild plants upset you, just have a garden full of domesticated plants. Mine for example keeps me safe from zombies. Just make sure to water them (and don't make it weird) and they won't act up.

>>25029 The last thing i want is to have those creatures close to me. The only good plant is a dead plant.

>>25028 Fluffy mamono... >Leave ramen shop after a night of drinking cheap alcohol. >Paired with inebriated Ushi who's been drinking tons of cheap tea. >Fall into each other's arms in the alleyway. >Wake up in the morning to a mortified Ushi. "Relax, nothing happened! We're still fully clothed!" >Miss Ushi looks down at you, her unveiled eye watery with fear. "See? Look! No rape." >She puts her paw on your face. >"Don't say that!" >She takes a deep, shuddering breath. >"Just tell everyone I raped you." >She gets up and starts trying to dust herself off. >Tries to flee before you can think about it. >Without thinking, you grab her by the tail as she attempts to flee. >You stammer hopefully at her as she looks back at you, shocked. "What if..." "What if we met up later?" "For coffee?" >Miss Ushi blushes so strongly you can feel it radiate off her as heat.

Okay, it's not how I wanted to break my streak of being brain dead and unproductive, but I got a short. Here's a story about an ill guy found by a Pale Rider. https://archiveofourown.org/works/66316192

>>25036 >I got a short. I too have a small penis. Small penis bros unite!

Nunday?

>>25036 I find it kind of a wild concept that the avatar of some turbo-ultra disease gives it to just her husbando and basically also turns him into an avatar at the same time, but doesn't hurt anybody else because it's just for him. The idea of her nursing him because she thinks the common cold is lame and wants to take it's place is also awesome. Nice.

>>25040 >you know i can be infected by more than 1 illness, right? >no. mine. it's a fresh & fun take on possessiveness, i suppose

>>25041 >possessiveness I take mine the old-fashioned way.

Imagine >(You) and me are adventurers >Been through hell and high water >Brothers forged in battle >Can hold our own against most monster girls >One day, we decide to go adventuring in some old ruins >Nothing out of the ordinary so far, scared several girls even >Then, we come across a large pile of coins in the middle of a room >(You) search for traps and found nothing unusual >"Looks clear to me bro." >I approach the coins, but suddenly stop midway >"What's wrong bro?" >I unzip my dick out >"Bro, wtf are you doing???" >I begin stroking my dick and mutter "I'm going to be rich..." as I moan in ecstasy >TFW we've never encountered a creeping coin before How would you help a bro out?

>>25042 Fuck ghosts.

>>25036 Is this the first Pale Rider story? Congrats on getting ahead of the curve

>>25043 Sorry man, but if you whip your dick out and start jerking it when I'm in the room, that's gay and I'm stepping outside. I don't care how much we've been through together, I don't wanna see that shit. Like what the hell am I supposed to do, alp and jump on your dick before the creeping coin can? Fuck that. Have fun with Cashandra or whatever her name is. See you at the wedding.

>>25048 >Cashandra Oh, man, that's an amazing Creeping Coin name. I've always been thinking "Penny" or "Nichole" as obvious ones, but that's stellar wordplay. I award you one (1) Memekot for your punsmithing. You must travel to Wonderland to get her, though. Also, she might act like you are kidnapping her--that's just a cultural thing, don't worry about it.

Pon! Pon! Patapon!

Whatever you do, please do NOT use plumber caltrops against the creepig coin boss. She will turn them all into gold coins and launch an undodgeable counterattack.

I need a medic (or a pale rider), allergies and hangover are killing me.

>install mamono package manager on my computer >it's just a succuvirus saying she has to "Manage my package".

>>25055 Time to download to torrent and let her fight the trojan horses

>>25056 That's not even remotely her responsibility. She would just let the trojan horses eat my files and flash me by pressing their romps against the screen asking for my payload. You are thinking of the Antisuccuvirus.

>>25055 >dommy mommy SEXLinux blocks you from opening any porn

>>25056 >she just lets scrimps and daemons through you need ACE to get rid of those

kiki.exe will fix this

>>25060 You mean kiki.sex? .sex's don't work in Pinus, unless you install Wineaunt.

>>25060 I always click on mysterious .exe files randomly appearing at my desktop

>>25062 If there were files randomly appearing in your desktop you were infected already.

Yes, Dr. Flayer, I want you to make my hebi wife MORE unhinged.

>>24963 Local man born without essence because Hel forgot to give him a soul. Needs to go on a quest to get one so he can get a wife. Hijinks ensue

>>25066 NTA but i'm already doing something similar.

>>25048 I appreciate that you're giving me some privacy with my soon to be wife, but have you considered that maybe, just maybe, I'm technically about to be raped?

>>25068 You are on your own here bud.

>>25065 Finally someone with good taste.

>>25069 Noooooo I mean yes!

>>25050 Troll+P'orc+Goblin combo is the best, perfect harem

>>25072 P'orc tradition dictates you can only marry your nemeses.

>>25073 The concept of girlfrenemy is an interesting cultural difference.

>Marry cheshire >Whenever she's asleep, loudly "meow" into her butthole >Explain nothing

So what did ancient Wrench Wench Anubi (Anubises?) tinker with? Chariots?

>>25076 The antigravity technology they used to build the pyramids.

>>25074 The P'orc elders have insisted and continued it for generations, and while some of the piglets protest at first they quickly stop as soon as they meet their mortal Archboyfrenemy. The'll start calling him "pet" names like meat or weak human, from far away, and calling for duels that end up in hatesex more often than not.

The slime is now alert. Keep a safe distance and do not agitate the slime. DO NOT FEED THE SLIME!

>>25080 Ahh, it'll be fine. He's got her under control. Somehow.

>>25080 >Hi! Do you want to be my childhood friend?! Good parents, getting their kids into the game early

>>25052 I'd recommend not carrying anything that isn't your primary equipment especially your loose changes. Leave it outside the boss room. You should also wear full plate armor and a visored helmet that covers your entire face. Fight safe and don't be greedy. Easier said than done though, given that she makes you very greedy.

Danuki with glasses tells me she keeps losing all her money in investments. I tell her she should stop being so short sighted.

>>25084 >Miss Coin has MASSIVE MAMMARIES >Find out that unlike most cowmono, hers don’t slosh as she moves—they jingle

>>25086 Oh yes, they make you especially greedy

>>24539 Dude! Let me in! I'm a hebi!

>>25080 Slimes are the most wholesome dumbasses.

>>25068 She manufactured consent, everything is fine.

Found these pics while browsing around in DA, and they don't seem to be already in the gallery, so i'm posting them here if they aren't Some of them are from the guy who made the triple wurm(pic rel), and they are all commed by the same guy. Does wikifag also take images from DA? They do have an MGE tag.

>>25093 >holstaur >confident smirk >hime cut Oh man some combos are simply too powerful to be allowed

>>25094 The horny guy be like >Hooh? You're approaching me?

>>25091 Which monster wrote this post?

>>25096 A demon. They are well versed in legalese.

>>25089 She's not lying per se...

>>25089 my ma always said to be wary of snakes

>>25099 Snakes are pretty rare these days. She was telling you to be wary of any snakes you see so that you can snag them for yourself.

>>25100 Snek airborne

>>25102 How are snake in air if snake walk ground?

>>25103 >snake <walk Pick one

>>25104 I don't know why i have to pick between one or the other, but i would give up walking if it means snex.

Wanifornia eats in peace. Hungry hellhounds off the leash. Wanifornia show your teeth. Get her a double meat feast.

>>25093 Those are in the gallery. Triple wurm is just a guy's hydra, so it didn't get added.

>>25103 there are a couple species of gliding snakes that go from tree to tree

Thread so dead nobody will notice i have a leg fetish.

>>25110 laying down on a massage table while ms oomukade walks all over your back

>>25111 And the massage table is also the oomukade.

Assfuck and spank loli Ghouls

>>25113 This but all undead lolis

>>25115 >loli Phantom wants you to act out her romance screenplay with her >get immersed in her story illusion until you're well into the sex scene at the end >when you start playing with her ass, she loses her focus and the illusion fades away revealing you were having sex with her for real all along

>>25112 OK, but not the SAME oomukade. >Anon lays down on Oomukade 1 >Oomukade 2 walks all over his back, pressing his flesh into Oomukade 1 >After 30 minutes, the Oomukades switch, so Oomukade 1 is pressing Anon into Oomukade 2 >After 60 minutes, Anon is BEGGING them to bite him and have their way with him >But instead they just switch again... Anyways I like oomukades.

>>25119 Oomukades live under a rock, they probably don't even know Duke Nukem Forever came out years ago.

>>25113 Why would you assfuck when they have a nice cunny?

>reach the evil Malef's throne room to confront her >she does her villainous speech >must have had oratory practice because her pronunciation is impeccable and her words flow smoothly >makes such a good argument for her vision that you're convinced she's completely justified in her actions >declare you want to join her and swear allegiance to her >she didn't expect you to do that >she's really happy, but doesn't know what to do next knowing you're not going to have a climactic duel with her

>>25123 You will have a climactic sex scene instead to celebrate the occasion

>>25122 If you're fucking her it's already a given you would you use her pussy, also taking her butt top of that is an extra bit of forbidden lewdness and sexual conquest.

Imagine how the Goldilocks tale is in the MGE world

>>25120 I... I can't tell what this is. I just want to be squeezed sexily between 2 oomukades. Why are you talking about Duke Nukem Forever? That's... such a deep cut. Oh, god. You're one of them, aren't you!? YOU'RE A NEETLIM.

>>25055 The last mamono package manager I installed turned out to be a Creepcoin miner

>>25128 Least it wasn't a creepcoin MINOR, amirite? Hag bros unite.

>>25123 Good diction is the most underrated attractive quality a mamono can have. She has only herself to blame for being so wise and unafraid to improve. Surely she can't beat the shit out of me with her ultimate attacks to determine how high my starting rank is?

>>25129 If it was minor, the Federal Baphomets of Investigation would be at my doorstep by now