>>39253 >nature's ZR Just realized most of the monsters I like either wear ZR or grow natural ZR

>>39230 Eternal love and devotion

>>39250 >>39256 ONE WEIRD TRICK TO DEFEAT THE ENTIRETY OF DOG TOWN

>>39256 I don't want to tame her, I just want to be friends with a nice dog lady.

>>39236 >ToT 😭

>>39264 You are making me feel bad for not wanting to marry Shirohebis.

>>39256 Would they be chaste for a scooby snack?

>>39172 DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?

>>39274 I have yet to see any good argument against poking beans.

>>39277 If you're poking them you aren't licking them, sniffing them, kissing them, nibbling them, observing them etc. the only remedy is to indulge in hound paws as much as possible.

>>39278 These are all things worth doing to beans, but there's still time to poke them too.

>>39279 Yeah, an unpoked bean is like an unimpregnated hellhound--A literal felony.

>Visit dog town >Stopped for routine bean poking inspection >"How many beans did you poke today anon?" >"Uh... 3?" anon lies >"You poked 3 beans?" >"2?" >"If you poked 2 or 3 beans, then there were still some beans on that hellhound that remained unpoked. You mean to tell me you only poked some of her beans. You left the job half finished?" >"I-well-uh-" >sent to jail for lying about bean poking

>>39262 She asking to be anal ravaged

>Hellhound wife is sleepy >Not asleep! Just kinda close >The perfect time for the perfect crime >Gently pick up a paw "Beep, boop, boop, beep, beep, boop, beep" >Poke beans at random while you say it >Put her paw to the side of your head while your wife looks up at you, confused "Hello? Oh, no, it's Anon. She's right here, though." >Hand your wife's paw to her "It's for you." >Deeeeeeeeep hellhound sigh

>>39281 Who does she think I am, some kind of bean counter?

Holstaur made ice cream, please.

>>39285 >She pulls you down and into her chest so you shut up >Rolls over so you can't get away >Starts that slow, rhythmic sleep breathing after a while Heh, works every time

>>39287 >Anon buys a of scoop of ice cream >takes a single lick >all of a sudden married to the holstaur who provided the milk >the cockatrice who provided the eggs >the alarune who provided the coco beans and the dwarf who collected the coco beans from the alarune >the gremlin who designed the machine to make the ice cream >the golem who worked the factory line who made the ice cream >the centaur delivery driver who transported the ice cream >and the slime who sold Anon the ice cream. >all of the listed people (bar the slime who is already over the counter) burst out the back room of the store >they drag Anon off to who knows where leaving the store empty with a note >"see Dankui manager for positions in Anon acquisitions"

>>39288 Honestly, that's pretty win-win.

>>39260 Let me guess--13% of the population of Wonderland does 52% of the shitposting?

>>39291 13% of Wonderland makes up 52% of the total body fat percentage

>>39294 Gotta lay off the jabberpocky

What's your project for present day, koturday ?

Too much thoughts on my mind, need to huff moth tips to get rid of them.

>>39248 door got broke down hiding like anne frank from them rn

>>39238 I'm like a spider, many many wired traps are ready in my house

Don't open it.

Anons I want to hold hands with my mamono wife and spend time gaming with her Am I cooked

>>39300 I opened it and got nabbed

Well it's time to go to bed, have a good night and sweet dreams with an auntster of your choice

>>39304 well I'm glad mamonomana prevents her from having back problems

>>39304 A quiet and nice night of sleep next to auntie

>>39307 Auntie doesn't let me sleep...

What a nice caturday. Truly the best time to post dogs

>>39309 Cats can't comprehend this.

>>39300 I need to get my face smooshed by big bogie claws as she straddles me

>>39310 Kobolds are the beast gil version of zombies. Does that mean that they can turn into a beast version of a wight if you give them enough love? A barghest?

Oh no anon, you rattled her now. She's got a bone to pick with you. Is your cranium too dense? If you don't calm her fast she's going to bust you kneecaps.

>>39313 She has 1 ATK and 1 DEF. How bad can it be?

>>39314 I think your UI might be bugged. She has 2500 ATK and 1200 DEF, and is level 6.

I need mindflayer tentacles in my ear, a shog holding one of my hands while kissing my neck, a gaunt holding my other hand while making out with me, and an atlach-nacha pinning me down by straddling me

>>39316 >that Nacha I'm going to interrupt her bullying attempts by making fun of her chub. Bitch needs to stop eating burgers every day, lmao

>>39316 Greedy anon.

>>39315 Nope, 1 attack, 1 defense, the weakest enemy Strangely good fight music though.

>>39289 We all have something in common!

>>39289 I'll simply never touch or consume anything or talk to anyone or go anywhere ever again it's the only way to be safe

>>39321 Don't worry anon, that's not going tot happen unless the business is co-run by an echidna and a bicorn at the same time.

>>39317 >chub what chub??? >>39318 greedy AND indecisive. also abyssals are just perfect and i need the cuddle pile.