What if chitin-based economy?

if was going to be raped by a monster it'd probably be a bug

>>37486 Look at her. She looks so dorky. Who in their sane mind would find this bug attractve?

>>37490 >Small stinger.

>>37486 good. you're not getting out of the cocoon though.

>>37492 there's usually an inverse relationship between claw size and venom potency

>You are outgunned, outmanned, outarmed and outbooged. We out number you in limbs 16:1. We demand unconditional surrender <I have apples however >A moment. *Boog delegation consults in hushed murmurs* >This shall suffice as tribute, but we demand orchard inspection rights (and a tummy rub now and again)

>>37488 For now we can meet halfway.

>>37490 What makes you bug bait? >>37493 I think being put in a cocoon is one of the hottest ideas there is and I do not know why. Maybe one of my ancestors was a papillon. >>37497 How could i have been so foolish as to forget the Abyssal Bug

>>37486 >oomukade in a meido outift themed kimono Hahaha....Baba yaga is fucking terrifying.....

Mantis is the only cool bug

>>37501 true because spiders aren't bugs

>>37501 Wonderworms? Are you stupid? They're the actual coolest. Balrogs, pyrows, lims (non threadcanon), whathaveyou, they are less cool than a wonderworm.

>>37501 The other ones are hot.

If you are itching for playing a sport remember that several hags are looking for a partner to enter the competitive childbirth and pregnancy divisions, and they need a lot of practice Sports are good for the body, don't miss the chance

>>37505 Miss Oomu’s antennae got me thinkin’ ‘bout gently gumming them when she least expects it.

>>37507 Caredul, you bite her antennae, she bites yours.

>>37506 why are all the partners on the signup sheet foxes?

>>37506 I'll enter wth my auntster since we have previous experience

>>37508 Gently! And with my lips over my teeth! I wouldn’t bite-bite them… unless she wants me to…

Ooh-moo-card-day

>>37512 >Moo-kade Imagine...

You-Shy-On-eye

>>37502 Colloquial definition of "bug" is land arthropods, which includes spiders. (You can make the argument that arthropods that live in water count too, but you don't see people call crabs bugs often.) The strict definition of "bug" is insects from the order Hemiptera, which don't get talked about.

>>37515 I won't stand for it spoders are outside the bug purview, they're arachnids crabs are in the bug bin though >>37503 name ONE cool thing about a wonderworm, it's just a greenworm (superultragigadork) on drugs (the non-cool kind) she's a DORK.

>>37486 Instructions unclear hugging the bug.

>>37516 But the drugs were my whole argument :( For real though, i actually think wonderworms are the best monster to just hang out with because they have a huge, soft body that you can both use as a pillow, they're very chill, and they can make you chill too.

>>37514 I could tame and rape the spider-cow

>>37514 Perfect pronunciation! I award you 1 rape cow!

>>37515 What's Bug Root beer made of?

>>37521 Bugs

>>37506 Hag pregnancy erotic

>>37506 Hag pregnancy erotic

>>37519 why would you want to rape them when consensual sex is an option though

>>37522 That sounds a bit brutal.

>>37524 >>37523 ?

>>37525 Same reason why mamonos do it, to assert dominance over your prey.

>>37527 he was so correct that the internet made him repeat himself

>>37524 >hag shes like 150 TOPS

>>22339 Threadly reminder, there's an active CYOA in the catalog. It was just updated not too long ago. >>37402

>>37523 >>37524 Why is it always foxes

>>37533 if they aren't threatening your bloodline they start to get anxious

>>37534 Literally EVERY monster destroys bloodlines! Why do they care so much? Not even vampires are that interested in blood!

I love ogres so much. There is no larger, stronger, beeger, greener rapist. Never mind breaking my pelvis, she's going to turn it into powder. Other monsters may be better fighters, but in raw, crude, brute strength the ogre has few equals. A dozen orgasms, minimum. The bed frame will splinter. Both our voices will be so raspy it'll hurt to moan. After that, she'll drop her doughy butt on my face and make me her seat cushion. I am going to eat both holes with fervor. I will REEK of her pussy and fat green asscheeks. In one evening she is going to permanently engrain herself onto me body, mind and soul. I will shut my eyes and all I'll see is green - maybe her cute broken horn and swirling black body tattoos. Then, after she's totally exhausted me, she's going to smush me into her soft bosom for aftercare. She'll mumble about how cute I am and how she's going to try her absolute hardest from now on to make us both happy. I will be too busy cuddling and mouth too full of boob to give any thoughtful answers. And in the morning? She's making waffles.

>>37533 foxfuckers have been brainwashed into doing anything they can to further the fox agenda.

>>37486 Hebis are adorable shirt stealers

>>37536 Yeah, yeah, when's ogre trucker #2 coming out?

>>37536 what will all the mamono think when they learn that sex doesn't actually do the "the only thing my new husband will ever be able to think about again is sex with me" thing, and that they don't actually have a psychic hold on us, we just genuinely like them without all that and they could have just been nice about it

>>37540 "Thank the demon lord, this is going to make getting shit faced so much easier."

>>37540 I'll translate from tsundere to english: "I want a Rapehound to Amazon press me so hard the only thing i ever think of is her being inside her while she holds me close to her chest fluff."

>>37542 I ALREADY think about that without having had my brains fucked out by a hellhound though she literally doesn't have to mindbreak me because I already like her just fine she can just be nice about it and get straight to what she really wants (fluffspooning, heavy petting, tail brushing, smooches, date nights) I'm not saying "no" to the amazon press but it's not going to change my mind on things

>>37506 demon mom signs up and tries on her old school volleyball outfit to see if it still fits.

>>37526 Man, it really is. It takes a lot of milking to get that much bug juice out of a bug. Lotta chapped hands!

>>37544 >The shorts and socks fit because volley ball girls are thicc at the bottom but there's more skindentation now >The shirt is riding a little high now >Her husband is just happy to see her bouncing around in a ponytail again >Oh god, the bouncing...

>>37543 Most monsters try too hard because they still think humans are frightened and disgusted by them. They drop the act quickly if you just walk up give them a hug.

>>37540 Ogres are NOT NICE.

>>37533 Then do your part and start impregnating non Fox hags

>>37539 Who's ogre trucker one?

>>37547 that they're even thinking people are disgusted by them is a tragedy >>37548 alright christmas skeletor

>>37536 That third picture has rewired my brain. I want big, sleepy girl with big tits that sleeps with her mouth wide open and snores really loudly, but will also wake up and attack if i even try to escape.

>>37551 some people genuinely ARE disgusted by them, though. In MGE, a majority of the people in human-controlled areas are under a very monster-phobic theocracy. This is why I believe that the demons/radical faction are not going far enough.

>>37552 You have never tried to sleep with a snorer and it shows.

>>37553 Yeah, most of them can barely do a kickflip.

>>37553 and those people are WRONG this is why we need portals so I can get in there and dropkick the whole Order onto the nail table until they accept the mamono future by my hand I will make all mamono happier (but only marry one)

>>37548 There's a way to correct that

>>37558 She's not green - evidence against being an ogre She's got huge tits and horns - evidence for being an ogre or cow No tail - probably not a cow Conclusion? Possible ogre. Must pinch meat to check.

>>37554 i never said i was going to try to sleep, i intend to fuck them awake/fuck them quiet

>>37557 this entire thread approaching an Order controlled city with the far-off technology of a mossberg in hand (we are using demon realm silver slugs, yes?)

>>37562 >we are using demon realm silver slugs, yes? Our future wives would be very upset if we didn't.

>>37562 I mean yeah, I'm trying to get all those poor mamono laid just because I can only be one mamono's husband doesn't mean I'm gonna let the rest remain single and sad

>>37562 me and my wife moving to an Order country but deliberately not turning it into a demon realm so our daughters can have a proper hunting ground

I wanna write another story, give ideas.

>>37566 Metal slime girl is too shy for love! If she sees a cute boy, she runs away!

>>37567 Alas, I never actually played any Dragon Quest...

>>37568 Halloween is coming up! You could do a story about monstergirls dressing up for Halloween!

>>37566 Something with monkeys.

>>37570 anon tries to round up a thousand kakuens so he can put them to work at a thousand typewriters in order to create the greatest novel known to man

>>37571 Shame his "banana" is enough for just a couple of them, so he'll have to lead a smaller writer team.

>>37567 I spent an embaressingly long time in the quarantomb looking for those bastards when i was but a wee lad. id love to see a monster girl of them but at the same time i think she'd be shy and im not too fond of that.

>>37571 It was the Breast of times it was the BLURST OF TIMES?! You stupid monkey!

>>37570 Recent exposure to certain materials has made me weak to monkeys and their gigantic thighs and powerful tails and charming ruggedness and hypnotic scents and domineering personalities and

>>37575 I'm going to sniff the monkey's butt.

>>37567 Warmech girl is way too strong for the party so Anon heroically sacrifices himself to let the others escape and finish their quest.

>>37575 Recent materials you say.

>>37578 nono, recent exposure to Certain Materials

>>37579 Material certainties?

>>37579 what materials makes a guy want to worship ape thighs, play with their tails, dote on rugged simians, sniff smelly kakuens and submit to the dominant monkey?

>>37581 i saw art of jack-o valentine from guilty gear as a monkey and its had a strong effect on me

>>37580 Exposed recencies??

>>37583 Exposedly material recency certainties, now is the time to buy in, effendi

>>37584 Who's offended?

>>37585 me, im very offended at the lack of PANDEMONIUM ON THIS THREAD, WHO WANTS TO DESCEND?

>>37294 Automaton and Grizzly, nights are going to be fun.

Give me some drawing requests No lewd No gore No fetish

>>37588 Leanan Sidhe pointing a gun at (You)

>>37588 dark mage dressed in a suit as a female butler, with appropriate cleavage

>>37538 Zombies are the cutest, also if you take one home and her clothes are in tatters the least you can do for her is give her a shirt or a nice outfit

>>37588 Zombie wearing thong

>>37591 >give a zombie a new shirt because hers is in tatters >look away for 5 seconds >she's already reduced it to tatters

>>37587 built in honey dispensers

>>37593 >give zombie pre-worn jeans and a "vintage" (industrially faded) band t shirt >turn around to do something else >look back >jeans are completely mended, shirt hue is as vivid as if it had been printed just the other day for a concert

>>37595 >blink again >jeans are now tattered buttfloss >shirt is reduced to a threadbare bra that now only reads as T____M_NT <"cowabunga, dude"

>>37596 Wait a second, zombies don't speak like that... SHE'S A WIGHT IN DISGUISE! GET HER, MAKE HER PUT ON THE OVERLY EXPENSIVE BALLROOM GOWN AND EXTEND HER PINKY WHEN DRINKING TEA, NOW!

>>37598 no she's a zombie I just didn't feel like extending the vowels and assumed it would be implicit

>>37586 Edgy angels listening to Slayer...

>>37601 slayer is too fun to be edgy give me the mamono thrash metal shows full of bands of mamono who used to be violent monsters and now don't have a direct aggression outlet let me into the mosh pit full of women that could break me in half I will spearhead the wall of death

>>37603 how long would you last bodysurfing before a woman pulls you down and keeps you?

>>37603 I agree with all of that, except that first sentence. What the FUCK does that even mean?

birdposting

AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS

>>37604 Idunno probably a while I'd hope to not miss out on the showgoer experience to just get pulled into a snusnu sesh if whoever it is can wait until the show's over that's great and probably one of my ideal ways of meeting my mamonowife >>37605 to be fair they're edgy within the initial definition of the word and things can definitely be both fun and edgy within that definition, but the modern parlance is making me reject calling slayer themselves or metalheads edgy it's just a good time and genuinely healthy >>37607 ms raiju's divine sexual appetite...

>>37608 >to be fair they're edgy within the initial definition I only know one definition and Slayer is definitely edgy. Don't care about modern parlance.

Dead thread.

>>37612 Nature is healing…

>>37612 My favorite

>>37591 I would give her my shirt and a thong, she doesn't need to wear anything else while shambling around in my house

>>37607 Demigod children of sky gods are probably prime Thunderbird and Raiju bait. Big <"I can hear the thunder in your veins~" Aaaah mood

>>37616 Anon just has high blood pressure.

>>37588 it's a warm winter day in Wintertown. Sally is wearing a bikini as she rides a snowboard with Miss White Horn from the ski patrol watching. using mobface.

>>37588 Are you just feeding these to an AI?

>>37615 I prefer Wights, they wear sexy dresses and nice lingerie and stylishly walk around wearing heels.

the zombie cuddle warm in the winter and cool in the summer

Give me some drawing requests. Draw pistols. Draw swords. Draw blood (kinky) No biting.

it's so over if my fated lover turns out to be a dhampir I'll be cast out from anon village for marrying too big of a dork

>>37626 >too big of a dork What's the maximum acceptable dork?

>>37627 I don't know, I'm not on the council and you all keep the parameters hidden from me just so you'll be able to make fun of me later. I just have to guess right now, I think the maximum level of dorkiness before I'll be lampooned, mocked, tarred and feathered by everyone here is wurm-level dorkiness. anything beyond that and it's open season. but there's no way to be sure, even a wurm might be over the threshold...

>Oh, Lilim, you think the Dorkiness is your ally? >But you merely adopted the Dork. >I was born in it, molded by it. >I didn't think of joining society until I was a woman >by then, such a notion was sickening >The chuuni tropes betray you, because they belong to me, the ultimate virgin. >I will show you where I have made my home, whilst preparing to bring epicness >Then, I will make you a functioning member of society. >Your precious fantasies about holding hands with men, euphorically manifested. >We will be the only dork remaining. >Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first. >Your pose >or your coolness?

>>37628 >wurm-level dorkiness Wurms are not dorks. They're lowkey pretty cool.

>>37629 imagine ms dhampir gives you a big cool monologue while the wind blows, causing her cape to billow, a black silhouette against the full moon, super stoked for your rooftop battle and at the end of it you just lightly bap her on the forehead with a squeaky hammer >>37630 uh huh

>>37631 Are you seriously going to try to tell me this girl is a DORK?

>>37548 she looks like she breaks into tears when watching shrek

>>37633 brother I'm not gonna just tell you she's a dork I'm gonna tell you that there wurm is a full blown DWEEBENHEIMER

>>37629 It's not chuuni if they can actually back it up. An important part of chuunibyou is that they greatly overestimate themselves as a way to stand out from their peers. Therefore, dhampirs are merely eccentric and nothing else.

>>37636 OK, well, heads up that I'm not really into vamps OR dhamps... Miss Dhamp. But if your mom's castle has a cute gargoyle in it, I'll tag along.

>>37635 How did you know that she is from the Dweebenheimer family!?

>>37638 it is written all over her face the biggest dork of a dorky race

If ever a portal opens up to the modern world, which mamono would have the hardest time adapting to modern technology and the internet? Which non-tech related mamono would adapt the best? How would buildings, appliances, and furniture accommodate all the various appendages that humans don't have?

>>37640 >hardest time adapting to modern technology probably older wights and vampires utterly tech illiterate >non-tech related mamono would adapt the best succs and their ilk if I had to guess. they're intelligent and naturally social as all hell, no physical features the normals would consider weird. basically just zero hurdles and all kinds of advantages >accessibility stairs aren't really an issue for lamia body plans and hard-stuck aquatic mamono like mermaids just won't really care most I can see is making doors bigger and no more revolving doors (bummer) not sure why appliances or furniture would have to change besides like, reinforced beds

>>37586 If I was meant to go to church angels would look like this. >>37591 Aww, look at those sparkles. Did she get "dressed" by herself?

>>37622 CLACK >>37631 She owns a Cloak of Billowing. The wind always lets you down at key moments.

>>37640 >Hardest time adapting to modern technology The >>37641 post makes sense to me, but I'll toss in fae and elementals--they'd find what we're doing to the modern world utterly enraging. >Non-tech related mamono who would adapt the best Bug girls would take to urban life very, very well. >Accessibility Even on a basic level, centaurs and arachne and whatnot won't deal well with 8' ceilings common in the US. Sandworms? Forget about it. You're looking at a girl who straight up cannot operate around the modern world. Wurms are a double-edge sword. If you can get them to understand modern construction and underground tunneling, they're going to be straight up AMAZING diggers. But until that point they'll be a nuisance--why would they know modern skyscrapers go dozens of feet or more underground? Or that subways exist? Or buried electrical lines?

ms pyrow actually has no fucking clue how to use a smartphone and it's like watching a grandma try to figure it out her trendy image... in shambles

My air conditioner died. Please send ice elementals to my home, STAT.

It's so bullshit that kikis have a chokehold on the maid industry, where are all the dragon maids?

>>37647 Kobayashi took the last one, and she's not even DOING ANYTHING with her!

>>37647 Dragonia, duh.

>>37649 Dragons can't be maids for other dragons! That's INCEST!

and for my next self-propagating chimaeric species, I present to you: the cheshire-gremlin-lilim or the cheshlilin for short I look forward to seeing what her and her progeny can bring to the world with this combination of traits and power

>>37651 So an ultra-dork? We already have plenty of those.

>>37651 Would just because they're a chesh in the mix. The ears are her weakness, you can molest them and easily win

Alright 'nons, riddle me this Which mamono would be the best friend to have? No marriage will happen here, they'll just be buddies. Conversely, who would be the worst to have as a friend?

>>37654 it depends entirely on the personality of the individual mamono in question how good of a friend she'll be but as far as "it would be cool to have a friend with superpowers that I don't have for some reason" goes probably just a dark mage or something. or shoot high and have a pharaoh or lilim buddy who's rich as all hell. for me though I had a night of thinking about a masturbation addict raiju bro and that's kind of stuck with me. just an absolute sexual degenerate to be an absolute sexual degenerate with in a completely nonsexual way "individual etc" applies to worst friend as well but it's probably a mamono that's genetically predisposed to some toxic behaviors like a shirohebi or a bogey or similar. even if you're just ms shirohebi's friend you'll have to sit there and listen to her gripe and moan about "I bet he's off doing blahblahblah," and dealing with someone else's bogey when her husband has to leave for a work trip or something would not be a great time

>>37654 >Which mamono would be the best friend to have? I can't stop imagining how unbelievably bro-tier a gremlin friend would be. You get the hijinks, she could probably make some mostly functional stuff for you, but you don't have to be a guinea pig for her weird experiments and if(read: when) she gets up to anything too retarded the option of not participating exists. Titania are runner up. >Conversely, who would be the worst to have as a friend? This one's pretty tough because most monsters I don't like I just couldn't be friends with. Maybe it's all memes, but the one to spring to mind despite that is chesh. Constant practical jokes, she specializes in pressuring you into things you know you shouldn't do, and you don't even get purple pussy as a reward for putting up with her crap. She'd still be too fun to just stop being friends with outright though, it'd be a vicious cycle.

>>37654 Dwarf or wyrm Amazon Alp can be great or terrible to keep as just a friend and it's a coinflip

>>37656 a cheshbuddy sounds fun to me, and I'm assuming since the prompt says friends she has your best interests at heart. teasing and pranks yeah for sure but Idunno, I like that kind of stuff personally. like 33% of my interpersonal interactions are just ballbusting

>>37658 She would be fun (enough to keep around) and she wouldn't be too malicious, any monster qualifying would have to straddle that line. I'm fine with some shit talking but I have to think Chesh pranks would be more physical, at least sometimes and even when she's not poking fun at you she'd be stirring up trouble and you'd sometimes be left holding the bag. Prime bad friend material. >>37657 If you can't/won't fuck, an alp would at least be a good wingwoman assuming they don't have a ton of trauma which is certainly a gamble.

>>37625 I will bite(gently) on Dhampir's nipples until milk comes out

>>37654 For my personal case or in general?

>>37656 >>37658 Since Cheshires are only teases to men they're into, you wouldn't really get the worst of it if she's just a friend. Maybe some jokes here and there to people in general, but you'd see her at her most mischevious only when she's with her bf/hubby.

>>37645 Now she has an excuse to spend time with her chosen nerdy anon, how nice

>>37657 what's wrong with an amazonessbro? my gut says "I don't want to be expected to watch her ride her dude" which is understandable but I also feel like you can just tell her you're not interested in that and it'd be fine >>37659 >she'd be stirring up trouble and you'd sometimes be left holding the bag. that's a fair concern. I sort of see it being very bad in one instance, after which you/I might blow up at her, but since we're friends she apologizes and it's water under the bridge (just don't fuck me over like that again) but I'm a pretty forgiving person, so

>>37664 >what's wrong with an amazonessbro? NTA but I'm guessing sexism on her part.

>>37664 I feel like you're forgetting the prompt and trying to turn her into a good friend. I'm painting with broad strokes here, but what I'm describing would be on brand for a profile not-thought-about-too-hard cheshire cat.

>>37654 a lim friend is useful for all her connections and access to the royal makai there's no bad mamano friend but matango takes some work

>>37654 Good friend : Anubis, limited schedule annoyance and a good mate for tabletop games. I miss painting and playing wargames with someone, doing it alone is not the same. Whitethorn, seems like a good lads in a winter area, could drink pint and help each other when work needs to be made on the chalets. Manticore, I like them and I'm sure that they're excellent friend when they drop the sadistic act. Bad friend: 'nuki, can't be truthful, money is always on the line and she can use you in her dirty schemes. Dragon and dragon-like mamonos, too prideful , couldn't be more than a servant, it's impossible to befriend one.

>>37664 Sexism and I don't want her to even ask me to watch her ride a dude. Hellhound could be a similar problem but there's some wiggle room in the interpretation that she might still act normal if socially aggressive, amazon is explicitly patronizing. I want a buddy to play vidya or work out with, not some would be 'alpha' fuck, those get made to eat dirt.

>>37666 maybe. I guess when I read "friend" I just expect it to mean "friend where you have a level of mutual understanding and respect" and not the heavy quotation marks "friend" reading of it, since I just consider those people not friends at all >>37668 the dragon tourguides seem pretty befriendable to me >>37669 a hellhound gym buddy sounds fine to me but I get the patronizing aspect of amazoness

>come home from work >find greenwoom daughter in the middle of cocooning herself with her boyfriend >tear it open >drag her out >scold her for even THINKING of doing such a thing in the middle of the school year >and in the middle of the kitchen

>>37670 NTA, depending on your country friend doesn't mean the same thing. i understood the same thing as you True but tourguides are an exception and they also think about getting in your pants. Normal dragons are just cunts.

>>37672 if only the wandering scholar had interviewed a nice dragon instead

>>37673 Maybe I'm wrong but dragons are always depicted as greedy and prideful

>>37672 not sure how much of it has to do with my burger blood or just my values. I'm choosy about the people I actually call friends, the word's gotta mean something >>37674 kinda depends on the media. sometimes they're straight up benevolent divines mamono are pretty individualized in all the supplementary stuff KC has written. I don't think dragons are necessarily cunts, and the tour guides are a good example of that. there's sure to be greedy and prideful dragons but the same could probably be said of most mamono, and the entire dragon knight riding thing kind of paints them as a pretty tolerant, romantic and friendly species. the riding as a mount thing in particular really diminishes the pride aspect to me

>>37675 Oh, I thought you weren't a burger. I always heard that US citizens call everyone a friend but don't mean it. Yeah friend are rare and throwing the word on everything is dumb. My bad champ. Well I'm wrong on the dragons too, that's a humbling morning. I need to read the dragonia tour book seriously, maybe dragon aren't that bad after all

>>37670 The bad part of it kind of necessitates the quotes around "friend." That's why I said it was hard to answer, they have to be just redeeming enough to tolerate.

Cheshire cat would be an excellent friend, a real one, and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. No, me wanting to wed one is not influencing my opinions

>>37678 cheshires deserve friends

>>37679 Yup but let's talk about another girl to avoid clogging the thread with too many cheshs

>>37671 >in the middle of the kitchen how else is she meant to get a mid-paping snack?

>>37680 >clogging Heh, get it? Like her fur clogs your drain.

mischievous garg who incorporates you into a highly embarrassing statue every time she's about to turn and says she'll only stop doing it when she has to stop turning into a statue

>>37682 That's sound annoying, I never had this issue (I'm bald) but I feel like it's not pleasant to fix it.

>>37684 I will not let myself be turned into an exhibitionist!

>>37686 you will if she wants it there's going to be so many photos on the internet of the one where she's girlplapping you from behind and you just look annoyed and even more of the one where she's giving you a noogie

>>37684 People will seethe with jealousy as they admire our antics

>>37685 You can usually just put a filter in the drain and it's enough to at least catch them. If one of you cleans it after showering it's fine. Otherwise call the Drain Drainers every once in a while.

>>37688 it does seem fun the constant competition to put the other in the more compromising condition in time and the laughs when reviewing the statue forms together sounds like a genuinely fantastic bonding experience to me

@Wikifag In the gallery, Succubus 422 and 420 are the same image, as well as 426 and 434

>>37687 I really hope she doesn't use those to bully me later.

>>37693 she won't, she just thinks they're funny if you don't also think it's funny she's not your garg your goylefriend is on another castle

What can she do with her tailpussy? Hmm... Let's see... >Sucking. She pulls on my dick and I can't get it back out. When she tastes my cum then she starts *swallowing* and I can definitely tell. She smooches sometimes too, where she sucks really hard for like a second. >Licking. She's got like 36 tongues in there. The ones near the entrance are rougher, kind of like a cat's. The ones in the very back like to drag my foreskin up so she can stick her tongues in between. >Squeezing. The walls are muscular. Like a gorilla fist. The tongues can also turn diagonal, causing them to 'wrap'. That thing really *grabs*. >Tickling. I'm just saying that this goes really hard when I'm high on her venom. The 'ghost licks' take ALL my attention. >Waving. She's really good at making waves. Anything I just described above she can roll up/down in cycles, or around my dick in circles. >Lazing. As in lazy. She likes to latch on to me for hours. She gets tired from cumming too much and starts lazing. It definitely still feels like being milked. >Starting. The jumpscare. But with my dick. I just got comfortable with her lazing and BAM. >Ball-grabbing The long tongue can play with my balls or pull them in. It can really turn the tailjob up from an 11 to a 12. >Cumming. There are a lot of ways a manticore can cum. Right after she milks one from me, she always cums to the point of lockup as she's swallowing it. She says "...my whole tail tastes it. When it hits the back of my tail, my pussy tastes it too and it's just too good and I freeze up." Her tonguetips are sensitive like clits, and her muscular walls are sensitive like a cunt. If she licks a lot, then she cums like a boy and gets hypersensitive to friction. <"Nooo don't touch it. I'm too sensitiaaaaiiiiiii!~!~!" >*locks up tailpussy defensively* If she sucks/squeezes a lot then she cums like a girl, where she waves between absolute smooching, total looseness/acceptance, and squeezing as hard as she can by reflex. It juices her when I grab tailpussy and fuck her from here. The waves are like a rollercoaster for her and the highest peaks hit her like a knockout punch. Then she's all jelly-legs like a newborn deer afterwards. Great time for cuddling. 50/50 chance she lets go of my dick. I wouldn't give up my 'core for the world.

>>37696 Did you let ChatGPT generate that too?

>>37698 >ChatGPT hon hon hon

>>37675 How many monsters have a bad reputation because the one the Wandering Scholar interviewed just wanted him to go away?

Good morning thread, i am at work and as such have no access to my saved monster girl images. send abyssals. please and thank you.

>>37704 Good morning saar.

>>37705 This reminded me that bg3 had mindflayer and it was gay. A crpg in MGE would be an excellent game

>>37704 Working away from Shoggy... how distasteful.

>>37708 The wageslave never end even with eldritch horrors

>>37708 look ma'am i have rent to pay >>37705 i think abyssals should team up with demons. they'd get along. cute tea parties during the bi-yearly wonderland holiday.

>>37704 Check it in, check it out, but the sun will never shine Paranoid anyway in the subways of your mind

>>37711 >look ma'am i have rent to pay You can always move in with her, rent-free

>>37717 >cheshy calls you a "fookin' nonce" Br'ish MGC is fun

>>37715 whats the catch? >>37712 i think a mindflayer that doesnt even assault their future husband would be nice. no sudden brainfucking, just gentle persuasion and telling him how cool being a squid is. itd work on me, but i am already very propagandised.

>>37718 >bri'ish sabbath

Somebody earlier was talking about Freaky Friday situations with Mamono, and it inspired me >Have wurm friend >Say something nice about her >Functional alcoholic lilim overhears >Decides to "help" >BOOM. Freaky Friday'd >Now you are in a wurm's body! >And your friend, Miss Wurm, is in yours <Painful training montage of teaching each to move in your new bodies >Miss Wurm's body is not like yours >You effectively CANNOT get tired >Or achy >And you ARE speed. You can slither at a rapid enough pace you're keeping up with highway traffic >You've been practicing next to the highway since high speed wurming WRECKS vegetation >Belatedly realize your big ol' wurmpaws are made for digging >And they cut through stone like a hot knife through butter >Fucking AWESOME. And your body type lets you deal easily with weirdly-shaped tunnels and so on. >Even get yourself stuck in a self-inflicted cave in, and it doesn't matter--you just held your breath and dug out >Realize you haven't seen Miss Wurm in a few days >Find out she's in the hospital >Apparently she gooned for over 36 hours straight and passed out from severe dehydration >low_whistle.mp3 >Honestly, you're not even mad--that's impressive!

>>37721 Poor Wurmy spent life not being able to get off because of those claws, you will have to help her when you switch back.

>>37724 It sounds more cute than lewd, I like it

>>37725 Wurms are naturally more cute than lewd. They can still lewd with the best of them, but are totes adorbs and that makes them brilliant at cutemaxxxing.

>>37728 She's not on my top 10 since she missing fluffy bits but if you mix it with a 'yip... Damn

>>37730 She has a cat in the 4th pic--isn't that close enough?

>>37731 The wurm needs fluff, the cat is cool but should not be chew on

>>37732 I dunno, Late Night's marshmallow cats are depicted as being: >CHILL >INDESTRUCTIBLE Both in all caps.

>>37733 True but it's a bad habit to teach to a living assault tank

>>37733 they actually share an ancestor with slimes

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon

>>37736 Wut?

>>37737 She comes and goes?

>>37738 Everyday is like survival You're my lover, not my rival

Chameleon lizardmen laying in ambush.

>>37739 >You're my lover, not my rival Nuh uh,I want to be both. I will not tolerate complacency!

>>37740 that doesn't sound very honorable

>>37742 The ambush is so she can get as close as possible, preferably within kabadon range, so there's no way you can refuse an honorable duel. If she just approached from afar, you could feasibly run away or otherwise appear busy. The ambush is like the salesman getting their foot in the door.

>>37743 And what happen next? A fair duel?

>>37746 A duel? Yes. Fair? Of course not. She uses her chameleon color changing abilities to disappear like she's Predator

>>37748 Oh so I can play unfair too? Nice. Bring it on!

>>37749 >Anon whips his dick out, starts to stroke it >tracks the lizard girl by her slicking sounds >still gets pinned immediately

>>37743 i'm a proponent of the sally everywhere system >walking through the park >ms sally jumps out of some bushes >passing through an alley >ms sally dramatically emerges from a nearby dumpster >arrange an uber >ms sally steps out of the drivers seat >get on an elevator >in between floors ms sally crawls down from the ceiling hatch >checking out your groceries >when you get to the front of the line, it's ms sally behind the counter and she leaps over ready to throw down >turn on your shower, let it warm up >when you pull back the curtain ms sally is posing there

>>37751 This but with Greenworm

>>37752 greenworms and sallys do have a lot in common. they're always saying stuff like "guess what, motherfucker!" and then taking a swing at you

Sex with fat-assed monster children

>>37751 So what mgs would particiate in this "rival everywhere" system? dhampir is n easy guess

>>37755 wyverns are quick and persistent

>>37755 nureonago are noted trackers she'd probably just be bringing you lunch or something though

What monsters make the best bullies? She is definitely not picking on you as an excuse to be close to you, or because she lacks the confidence to approach you in a genuine manner.

>>37758 it's a bit boring but i'm partial to the manticore or raiju

>>37758 vampires

>>37754 In all holes

>>37758 Pyrow is the boring answer here. It's when the dreaded >anon, are you a virgin? question is followed up by >well, then not for long! instead of laughing_whores.jpg

>>37759 Every interaction starts with her discharging a static shock onto you >>37760 Is she bullying me for being poor? That feels like a vampire thing to do. >>37762 I would like to see a mean pyrow

>>37756 >minding my own business >wyvern randomly drops out of the sky >does the superhero landing and craters the ground >"So, you're my fated rival then?" Wtf do I even do in this situation? Offer to buy her some tasty smoked ribs or something?

>>37764 >I would like to see a mean pyrow The difference is that she would laugh at you for being a virgin right before raping you. Then she'd still bully you for being a virgin, because being raped doesn't count.

>>37762 laughing whores?

>>37758 Ogres! They literally bully you with pleasure to make you cum embaressingly fast

>>37758 A Nurarihyon. It's pretty weird too because you live together with her, yet she picks on you anyways.

>>37758 Horc rubs her bits onto your property, gives you noogies and presses your face into her sweaty armpits after gym.

>>37771 I love Trolls and Orcs so much, I would love to get sandwiched between a H'orc and a Troll

>>37769 >Where's my lunch money dork? >What do you mean you forgot?! >A tiny thing like you was just gonna not eat all day - I mean uh... not pay me like you should? >Dumbass. I should give you a swirlie post toilet. >OI! where do you think you're going? No no, I found a 20 on the sidewalk this morning. WE are getting some food >Can't have you passing out on me from hunger. >Why? W-what do you mean why? How am I supposed to judo throw you if you're too hungry to stand? Don't tell me you forgot you were gonna be my punching bag today. >Grr... just shut up! You're coming with me like it or not. >*Throws you over shoulder like you weigh nothing* >Fuckin... no cash no food gobshite. Should make you eat my swampy ogre ass. >...hey, what food do you want?

>>37758 I want a hellhound to shove me into her gym locker.

>>37758 dragon

>>37758 Kakuens tend to bully lots using their anua

>>37773 Imagine when an actual non-monster bully took your lunch money before she did.

>>37777 >Inferior non-monster bully found dangling from a tree branch by the ankle, covered in peanut butter with "I LOVE LARGE DOGS" taped onto his back ok, she had some help with the peanut butter from her friends. but the man handling and being tall enough to even reach the branches was all ogre.

>>37761 >In all holes Yes that's the spirit, love them, drown them in pleasure and greedily feast on forbidden fruit Kiss them deeply on both lips Caress and loosen their tight, sensitive holes Carefully push into their pussies and asses and bulge their slightly pudgy bellies with your adult cock Cuddle after creampieing them multiple times and they've come twice as often

>>37761 I don't care what Kuroferuru says, I am not doing nostril sex.

>>37773 >>37777 >>37778 the bullies to lovers pipeline is so good bros too bad the window is completely and utterly closed

>>37782 A hag bully twice your age is fine too

>>37783 I'm at an age where I can't be bullied and twice my effective human age is unironically geriatric

>>37782 Take heart, for that's not true.....you can be the bully instead! Gift a poor mg the feel of the romantic plotline you missed out on as you pick on her

>>37785 I (affectionately) bully a selection of mamono online but I could never do it in real life, I was a bully as a kid and don't want to be actually mean again

>>37782 A bit different vibes, but you can be bullied at work too.

Do you think papillon have to go around apologizing to a lot of Olive Gardens once they pupate?

>>37784 >my effective human age is unironically geriatric >Laughs in pubescent elf

It's Friday, instead of bullying other monsters think about your auntster, she would be glad to take all that pent up stress of yours and let you bully her insides instead

>>37790 What if I want my auntster to call me 'Squirt' and also bully me.

>>37754 oyakodon with their lolibaba mothers

>>37791 She can easily adapt

>>37789 effective age is not just the number, dork

hebi sukeban

I am now home, with all the abyssals i could want.

normal sex without anything weird except for the part where the woman you're having sex with has the lower body of a snake

>>37797 dude you sound INSANE right now

>>37798 forgive me, I have to let the FREAK out sometimes

>>37796 Save some eldritch pussy for the rest of us.

>>37800 there are more unique species of abyssal than there are humans on earth, theres plenty i promise

>>37788 Yes, but they become the bane of juice bars and bubble tea shops in turn. It's more of an "elegant villainess" style of menacing where the staff dread having to fill her meticulous orders compared to the greenworm "one woman vegetable genocide" style.

>>37801 I was gonna say "MGE aboleth" but that's basically just a soggy(er) mindflayer

telling monsters that you don't even care about the sex anymore and all you really want is a hug

>>37803 it'd still be cool. there isnt an actual deep sea abyssal yet, and aboleths have the transformation aspect already built in. maybe their husbands can only survive being out in the sun without getting unbarably horny if theyre clinging to their aboleth wife? catch 22, i know.

>>37804 Anon, don’t even joke about that! You will be cuddled within an inch of your life!

>>37804 That's what bogeys are for.

>>37790 I'm too tired to pretend to bully her Can't we just go to bed and sleep?

Guys who going through edgelord phase are prime targets for bogeys

>>37809 I'm not edgy or depressed enough to deserve a bogey anymore, so i guess i'll go around hugging sadmono and telling them that everything is going to be fine.

growing older and happier with mamono wife

>hebi delinquents get into a brawl at the train station with delinquents from Fluff High again >those WHORES were flirting with boys from their school

>>37812 Meant for >>37795 the reply got deleted for some reason

>>37812 Human boys shouldn't associate with those no-good troublemakers.

And just when the wicked beasts were about to ravish me, I had my most ingenious idea yet. I switched my device from Succ to blow! I escaped with my life and my virginity in tact, somehow.

Wikifag here, another batch of translations has been completed. >>36611 15.24. [Mamono Realm Bar Moonlight] 15.25. Mamono Realm Cocktail Dragoro Berry 15.26. Mamono Realm Cocktail Little Wyvern 15.27. Mamono Realm Cocktail Salamander Kiss 15.28. Mamono Realm Wine Char Dragonian 15.29. Mamono Realm Wine Drane Ronti 15.30. Mamono Realm Wine Alto-Eris Tiara 15.31. Mamono Realm Wine Lescatie de Rouge 15.32. Mamono Realm Cocktail Sun Light Moon From TL: "Before I post the next part, and the subsection's respective TL notes, I wanted to speak to two much more general things: one is just how redundant the terminology is in the original Japanese. It's persistent throughout a lot of MGE, honestly, but a lot of the specific terms just have 魔界 tossed up before them every time. This is two ideographs, two syllables (technically three morae but we don't deal in those) in Japanese, so it's not that much of a pain for them, but for us Anglos, that means a literal translation would see a million "mamono realm"'s tossed up all over the place, which is a much clunkier term, and also just something we can assume from context most of the time. I've omitted a ton of them because I think you can guess that a wine made from mamono realm grapes is going to also be monster-y. The second is that 酒 is an umbrella term for any alcoholic beverage that, again, we don't necessarily have a word as short, specific, and elegant for. Even "liquor" doesn't have the same universality, as it doesn't really apply to wines and beers. You'll see a lot of talking around 魔界酒 here, lots of synonyms. Anyway, onto the show!" >Mamono Realm Bar “Moonlight” Location: “Dragon’s Den Alley” within the Dragonia Empire Hello, and welcome to our humble bar~ From the best of Dragonia’s local liquor scene, to rare imported wine from other monster nations— at “Moonlight”, we supply a wide selection of potent mamono realm potables, all carefully selected by my sister and I. Ah, there’s no need to be so stiff~ It’s quite normal for the human guests at establishments like ours to be unfamiliar with mamono realm spirits, you know ♥ For now, let’s just have a nice little chat while we enjoy some of this good old Dragonian home cooking my sister Luna whipped up~ Our bar’s credo is serving our customers a pleasant conversation along with a “mamono realm cocktail” perfectly suited to what they need. You came here from another country, right? I’d just love to hear all about that ♥ Oh, but of course, my sister and I— and our fellow wurm employees— won’t keep you all to ourselves; being able to converse with your fellow guests is half the appeal of a bar~ There are plenty of dragons among our valued customers who look forward to nothing more than getting friendly with the humans who visit from other places… really, our drinks might as well be peanuts1. It’s not uncommon for a human guest coming here for the first time to stew over what to order, only for a dragon local to treat him to one of our cocktails of liquors and fruits from mamono realms like this. Well, speak of the devil… seems like Luna is bringing you a drink from that table over there. Looks like that lovely dragon sitting over there has quite an interest in you!~ It’s quite trendy right now to have a little “liquor language”2 for each of our cocktails. This one your new friend has bought for you means “I won’t let you go” ♥ Well then, I’ll be getting out of your way now… I hope you enjoy your chat~ Oh, that reminds me… if the booze ends up getting the best of you, don’t worry about the other patrons and just have some real fun with her. Here at our bar, when a guest like you makes love to a dragon… those cute moans are the “secret ingredient” that makes the drinks taste even better ♥ ~DTB Guide Sana~ Translation Notes: 1: I was pretty proud of this one. つまみ, in context, means "bar snack", the kind of light thing you'd just take to go with your drink. Peanuts are basically the go-to versions of this in an American bar, plus it's got the additional meaning of "something that isn't very important (especially in comparison to something else)" so it's the perfect fit for this context! 2: 酒言葉 originally. It's clearly riffing on 花言葉, or flower language! A red rose is love, and all that. I actually think that the original translation's "wine words" was a cute translation, but due to the aforementioned broadness of 酒, I went with something a little less specific that refers back to flower language. >Monster Cocktail｜Cassidraberry1 Mana proof: ★★ Liquor language: “The courage for love” This cocktail, made with a liquor of the Dragonian mamono realm grape variety dralot and topped with draberry, is the most popular cocktail in not just our establishment, but in bars all across Dragonia. A cassidraberry has a gentle flavor profile and the light sweetness of a fruit infusion, making it go down smooth for just about everyone, and since there’s no aphrodisiac component germane to a more typical monster beverage, even humans can enjoy it without worrying about an immediate effect on their bodies. However, you mustn’t forget that it contains draberry— if a dragon drinks it, her breath will have a charm effect against men. In the case of our other valued monster patrons, it won’t necessarily transform her breath; rather, it strongly stimulates her desire to mate with a man, and every word she says and move she makes changes into something that tempts a gentleman to a night of passion. Even for the monsters who just can’t be honest with her feelings towards a human and confess, just taking a single sip of this cocktail will allow her to proactively approach the man who’s caught her eye. There are very many dragons here in Dragonia who still don’t know what to do with themselves around men, so this cocktail is a special drink that gives them the impetus to properly entice a man ♥ The liquor language associated with a cassidraberry is “courage for love”. If a dragon patron recommends this cocktail to you, it means without room for any doubt that she’s quite fond of you— it’s a love message asking you to be brave and come a little closer ♥ ~DTB Guide Luna~ 【The Word Around Dragonia】 The “Lady Dragon Association” is a regular gathering of unwed dragons in the Dragoon Corps, typically focused on the prestigious Iris Squad. Shouting “gimme a cassie2” as soon as they walk into the bar is more or less their catchphrase. There’s some evidence that occasionally intoxicated male customers find themselves enthralled by them and become dragoons the very next day. Translation Notes: 1: This is a portmanteau of the aforementioned draberries from the parfait section, and カシス, which is how the Japanese refer to "crème de cassis", or just cassis liquor, a kind of liquor made from blackcurrants. 2: This was originally カシドラ, a shortening of the Japanese name, so I went with a shortening that sounds a little more organic to English-speaking ears (or... eyes, in this case). >Monster Cocktail｜Little Wyvern Mana proof: ★★★★ Liquor language: “Take me home” This “little wyvern” is a cocktail typically enjoyed by married couples out on a date, ordered as the final drink of the night. A little wyvern is a mix of a particularly strong brandy made from the white mamono realm grape cultivar “chardrannay”1 cultivated in the plateaus of Dragonia, fresh mamono realm lemons, and soda water infused with dragon mana. Even among other beverages enjoyed by monsters, it has a remarkably brilliant color, as well as a deceptively high alcohol content for how refreshing it tastes— the effects of intoxication come on exceptionally quickly, along with kicking your sex drive into gear. The cocktail got its name from a young wyvern who was drawn to its lovely color and got up on her tiptoes to steal a sip. In a state of drunken fervor, she attacked a gentleman and ended up awakening to sex ♥ In fact, a little wyvern can knock out even the Dragonian dragons, who can usually hold their liquor quite well, so quickly that it got its other name— “dragon killer”. A little wyvern means “take me out” in liquor language. If your lovely dragon companion orders this cocktail, it’s a rather forceful little show of courtship; she wants to mate with you as soon as she possibly can ♥ For that matter, if you’ve already taken an interest in a dragon you’ve met in our bar, please be sure to order her this cocktail. It’s just as common for men to order little wyverns for single dragon patrons as it is for dragons to treat the men they’re eyeing to a drink here in Dragonia’s bar scene. A dragon who receives a little wyvern from a man, no matter how proud she may be, will turn bright red at that little sign of affection and, in order to meet what she sees as “a man challenging a dragon”, will drain the glass in one gulp. When this happens, the only thoughts swimming around in her tipsy head will be about the man who showed her favor, with her worked-up body heading towards him on its own ♥ That’s the other meaning of “dragon killer”, you know— it’ll help you “slay” that dragon of your dreams ♥ ~DTB Guide Luna~ Addendum from an apprentice monster scholar The men who order this cocktail all end up losing themselves and mating with a dragon without exception… Does this make it a “dragon killer-killer”?... Translation Notes: 1: The original Japanese was also a pun/wordplay on シャルドネ, or "chardonnay", mashed up with "dragon" as one does. I did the same but on a different syllable. >Monster Cocktail｜Salamander Kiss Mana proof: ★★★★★ Liquor language: “Winner takes all” Oh my, it seems like the gentleman and the salamander over there are really getting fired up over a drinking contest~ The cocktail they’re going to town on is a “salamander kiss”. This one is made from a rich liquor of the ripest, largest fruits of the dralot mamono realm grape that we call “dragon rubies”1, and similarly perfectly ripened and merged couple’s fruits; with these, we can achieve the perfect harmony of sweet and sour flavors. That’s why the salamander kiss is sometimes referred to as the “ultimate mamono realm cocktail”, and it’s one of our signature drinks. The most important part of the salamander kiss is the way that the final touch, a puff of dragon fire, creates a mana-rich flame for you to enjoy, dancing on the rim of the glass in a riot of color for a short while. As the flame gradually dies, so too does the color of the cocktail change, from a passionate red to as blue as a deep ocean, until it finally settles into a shimmering purple as the two colors combine. Human customers order this novelty of a cocktail that’s as fun to watch as it is to drink again and again, but there’s one “rule” that they must know in advance that I’ll explain for you now: the liquor language for a salamander kiss is “winner takes all”. In other words, when someone orders one, it’s roughly the same as a strong man declaring that he won’t lose to any dragon in the bar. If a single gentleman ends up placing an order for one, a Dragonian dragon, full of confidence in her ability to knock back mamono realm spirits, will almost assuredly come to challenge the man to a contest of how many salamander kisses he can drink. Because this cocktail’s alcohol content is actually extremely low, even a man who isn’t familiar with our drinks, feeling a flare-up of competitive spirit from watching a dragon drain glass after glass completely unphased, ends up ordering just as many servings as she will. But, the thing that the man will eventually start to feel isn’t drunkenness from the alcohol, but the dragon mana imbued in the dragon breath. As he’s repeatedly violated by all that mana, the dragon he’s going drink for drink with starts to seem more and more lovely to him, and eventually he’ll want to decide the victor not by a never-ending drinking contest, but by directly having sex with her ♥ Hmhm~ Seems like they’ve already gotten to that stage of the competition over at that table! I wonder if the gentleman will be able to “rout” that salamander~ This goes for you as well, sir— if you’re confident that you won’t lose, by all means, please try ordering this drink ♥ ~DTB Guide Luna~ Translation Notes: 1: Interesting to note, this "ruby" is actually 紅玉, the more poetical and slightly dated native Japanese word for "ruby" (nowadays they just use ルビー, or "ruby" in English). I attempted to reflect this by finding a more archaic word for ruby in English (like "adamantine" for "diamond"), but I just didn't have any luck finding a word that wasn't way too obscure. Into the annals of notedom it goes! >Monster Wine｜Char Dragonian Producing region: The Dragonian Territories Mamono realm grape cultivar: Dralot Rarity within mamono realms: ★★ With its favorable climate and wide plateaus, Dragonia is famous for its flourishing industry in the cultivation of mamono realm grapes. Every year, at the wine competitions held in the Dragonia Empire, many monster couples who own and operate their own grape farms, both domestic and international, come together and delight the attendees with the wines that they’ve made with love in their vineyards ♥ Char Dragonian is a wine made using the dralot grape, which is widely cultivated in the Dragonian Territories. It’s not an exaggeration to say that it may just be the signature beverage of Dragonia. The stylish bottle that’s modeled after a dragon is very eye-catching, so you can spot it not just in wine bars and taverns, but in the Empire’s restaurants and souvenir shops as well. It goes without saying that this wine gives the drinker a pleasantly tipsy feeling, but it also has particularly spicy notes that make it perfect for serving with our local red meat dishes. The aroma of Char Dragonian and the taste of the meat makes one think of Dragonia’s history, her dragoons, and the brave dragons who fight alongside them, lending you their bravery… as well as getting you drunk ♥ This wine, beloved even among the Dragoon Corps as an “aperitif”1 for their most important duty, is the perfect choice for raising your morale, getting you in the mood to muster up your courage and confess your feelings. We highly recommend it to our somewhat timid patrons who need a little push when it comes to love ♥ We would love nothing more than for you to enjoy a passionate moment as hot and heavy as making love to a dragon while sipping this classic Dragonian wine and truly feeling our land’s history ♥ ~DTB Guide Sana~ Translation Notes: 1: This is originally 交前酒, a novel word/pun on 食前酒, or "aperitif". 食前酒 is literally "alcoholic beverage before eating", so naturally, 交前酒 is "alcoholic beverage before intercourse". I could have made this a pun, but I couldn't think of anything that wasn't insanely stupid, so I just left it as aperitif and tossed up some wink-wink-nudge-nudge quotes. >Monster Wine｜Drané Ronti Producing region: Castle Dragonia Mamono realm grape cultivar: Deo noir1 Rarity within mamono realms: ★★★★★ In Dragonia, there are as many wines, each with their own wide variety of charms, as there are stars in the sky, and every day, they’re enjoyed by people who love to drink. Among all of the beverages available in Dragonia, however, there is one that boasts the highest level of prestige and tradition, spoken of by wine aficionados as “the wine you have to try at least once in your life”— this, the “Drané Ronti”. The history of this wine goes back centuries. It has its origins in the man who ruled this land during the era of the Dragei Empire, King Dragei himself, who decreed that only members of the royal family were permitted to drink it, and made the servants at his imperial castle tend to his vineyards. Ever since the succession of the Mamono Lord, Her Majesty the Queen Deonora took over the fields of the castle that King Dragei once controlled, where she cultivates the grapes with her own claws and continues to produce Drané Ronti. This may surprise you, but growing grapes is something of a hobby for Her Majesty, and she invites not only her new allies but even tourists she’s seen around the city to sample the wine she’s lovingly made herself. Because of their exposure to the flames that Queen Deonora wears, each and every grape in her meticulously managed “Deo noir” vineyard is extremely fragrant, and very high in dragon mana. Even just the nose of the Drané Ronti made from those grapes is enough to make your whole body burn like it’s been hit with dragon fire, pleasure raging through you like every inch of you has become an erogenous zone. If you were to actually take a taste, the mana in the wine that had been maturing for many long months will pique that instinct to mate with the person next to you, to have children and foster the next generation, and guided by that irresistible drunken haze, you’ll no doubt invite that special someone to some fun ♥ The perfect aperitif for love-making, Drané Ronti is even known for the high honor of being praised by Her Majesty the Mamono Lord herself. Every year, a special crate of it is presented to her castle in the Royal Mamono Realm. Now that you’re here in Dragonia, the birthplace of the ultimate in mamono realm wines that’s enraptured even Her Majesty the Mamono Lord, why not take the once in a lifetime opportunity to sample it with your beloved monster bride and enjoy a perfect, dreamy moment? ♥ ~DTB Guide Luna~ Translation Notes: 1: "Deo noir" is a very cute pun on "pinot noir" and "Deonora".

>>37816 >Monster Wine｜Altoiris Tiare Producing region: The Dragonian Territories Mamono realm grape cultivar: Chardrannay Rarity within mamono realms: ★★★★ One of the “featured” wines of this season is this “Altoiris Tiare” ♥ Just like with the wines that humans are familiar with, mamono realm wines are also often given the names of their producer, but for us, there tends to be a greater meaning when the maker of one of our wines attaches her name. As you may have expected, the most common case is when she’s on the lookout for a lover ♥ Here in Dragonia, being a good wine producer is another status symbol of being a good wife. By naming their wines after themselves, many monsters are thinking of the future husbands they haven’t met yet, dreaming of the day where they can manage a vineyard together as a couple. There’s something of a “sales pitch” documented on those wine labels, inviting human men out to the maker’s vineyard— if you were to go there in person, you can sample the “first press”1 wines even fresher than what you can get in stores. Of course, even young mamono realm wines can possess a strong charming effect, so you need to be careful. It’s not uncommon for a man to go out planning to do a simple wine tasting, but before he knows it, he’s making wine with a monster as a happily married couple ♥ The words on the label are written out in the mana of the single monster in question, so if she finds herself a husband, that written invitation will disappear completely. Additionally, it’s become a custom here in Dragonia that if a wine producer finds herself a man, from that year on, the label will have both of their names. It’s for that reason that a wine like this, with only the producer’s name, will end up disappearing from the market entirely once she’s married. The wines made by married monsters who come to a deeper understanding of love has a certain sweetness to it, yes, but these light, young wines made by single monsters yearning for love, just like this wine’s producer have a charm that you can only taste right now ♥ You’ve probably picked up on this from the name, but this wine was made by the captain of the Dragoon Corps, Dame2 Altoiris, from grapes she’s cultivated in her very own estate. The flavors are surprisingly nuanced and powerful, but that sweet aftertaste that lingers on the tongue is just like that bittersweet taste of first love, the exact sort of trait of an endearingly awkward dragon. One of the most enjoyable aspects of a mamono realm wine is the way you can feel the love of the monster who made it in your mouth ♥ ~DTB Guide Sana~ 【Advertisement】 None of this smooth-talker, pick-up line nonsense! You!3 Yes, you, the one drinking this! You ought to come to my estate! I’ll let a man as brave as yourself sample a vintage I raised with all of my body and soul, filled to the brim with all of my mana! ~Altoiris Tiare~ Addendum from an apprentice monster scholar Something truly astounding appeared on the label of this seasonal wine when I drank it… what a frightening woman. Translation Notes: ALTOIRIS WILL YOU EVER MISS? 1: As the folks on the Discord may have seen, I had a rant about this because while I know intoxication fruits don't exactly need to ferment and even a fresh-squeezed one is gonna make a pretty good wine, as somebody who enjoys wine myself, I found it nutty that "fresh" was touted as a special benefit for wine of all things. HOWEVER, what Will was sort of... transferring across booze-making traditions was "shiboritate" sake (indeed, 搾りたて is what is used verbatim). It's that first press, unrefined sake; it's considered a delicacy for those who are passionate about the stuff. Does it make sense with wine lingo/processes? Not even a little bit, but I tried to make it work. 2: Sana uses "-sama" with Altoiris, so I found "dame" to be the most fitting title for a dragon knight. 3: The "you" Ally uses here is 貴公; it's a little old-school, but in true Altoiris form, it's actually more commonly used by men, and to their social equals or even more likely, inferiors. My girl just cannot put away that captain intensity. She's the best. >Monster Wine｜Lescatie des Rouges Producing region: Mamono Realm Nation Lescatie Mamono realm grape cultivar: de Rouge1 Rarity within mamono realms: ★★★★★ ※ All imports and handling must be accompanied by a professional mamono realm wine sommelier. Among the wines imported from other mamono realm nations, this “Lescatie des Rouges” is especially coveted in Dragonia. The longer the mamono realm grapes raised in Lescatie, which boasts some of the highest mana concentrations even among other dark mamono realms, ripen, the more intoxicating richness and elegant flavor they hold. When it comes time to harvest, the vineyards are known for how mana will start to visibly rise like mist all across the fields, accompanied by a lush and refined smell that’s almost like a rose’s. The wine made from these de Rouge grapes is an increasingly popular variety among not only monsters, but all kinds of human enthusiasts, for its brilliant ruby color and mellow, lingering aftertaste. However, while there’s very high demand, this grape is only grown in the castletown in the mana-rich heart of Lescatie, so it’s incredibly difficult to cultivate and maintain outside of a select few other mamono realms. As a result, it’s currently only very rarely available on the market. Among the de Rouge grapes ready for harvest, the highest quality fruits are called “black diamonds”— with that jet-black gleam of theirs, they’re as beautiful as jewels. These special grapes are the result of one of the masses of concentrated mana rarely dropped throughout the city from the overflowing mana of Lescatie Castle landing on a vineyard plot randomly, instantly maturing and transforming them. Each berry from the top of the cluster to the bottom is exquisite, all equal in quality to the single, lowest fruit on a typical intoxication fruit. If one were to put a fruit like that in their mouth, even, say, a strong-willed monster like a dragon, she’d suddenly become completely unable to think about anything but the man she loves. She’d be driven mad by those feelings and keep on instinctively making love to him with her mind in a fog like that for days ♥ Of course, they still require the utmost caution even after they’ve been made into Lescatie des Rouges, a wine that uses only these black diamonds. There’s a story about how once, a village merchant who just so happened to be contracted to import it was so enraptured by the bewitching beauty of the wine that he opened a bottle without thinking, and the entire village ended up becoming a dark mamono realm just like that ♥ Depending on the bottle, this wine has the potential to send every monster in the tavern… or even the whole city into a frenzy the second you open it. If you’d like to have a truly unforgettable night out, I can’t recommend this one enough ♥ ~DTB Guide Luna~ Translation Notes: 1: Another bit of wordplay. Druella is spelled デルエラ in Japanese, and "de Rouge" is デ・ルージュ. The first two syllables are the same for both! >Monster Cocktail｜Sun Light Moon Mana proof: ★★★ Liquor language: “For a special someone” Sometimes it’s the first step on a young monster couple’s path of love, sometimes the spice that sets the scene for a special moment between a husband and wife… It’s our great pleasure as sisters to express these unique worlds through our drinks and deliver the perfectly tailored experience for our customers ♥ We’ve been taking care of more customers than we can count like that, but this is the first cocktail we’ve ever made for ourselves. Our first cocktail dedicated to you and only you, our special someone… this little lake held within a single glass represents everything my sister and I have ♥ The lampflower and lemon-soaked horn cane is the moon. The scoop of house-made corruption fruit sherbet is the sun. And the liquor of dralot grapes garnished with fully-ripened couple’s fruit is the starry sky that connects us to you ♥ With the moon guiding you, gently enveloped in the scent of the lampflower, even though your thoughts are a little fuzzy from the liquor you’ve sampled, you can still see us crystal clearly ♥ That sherbet you’ve been eating while watching us, it’s made you aware of those naughty desires you’ve been trying so hard to suppress up until now… those thoughts of wanting to taste two dragons at the same time. It’s completely burnt away all that pesky “reason”~ Do you really think we’ve been teaching you all about mamono realm spirits just out of the goodness of our hearts? ♥ It’s already long been decided— starting tomorrow, you’ll be the one helping us serve cocktails to customers with us ♥ Now then, drink up, and let’s mosey over to our room, shall we? ♥ Our bar, our customers, and of course, about us… we’ll be giving you quite thorough lessons about everything ♥ ~DTB Guide Sana & Luna~ Translation Notes: N/A

>>37814 angels will lead you down the correct path

>>37816 >>37817 Is KC an alcoholic?

>>37814 >men are so unused to any kind of compliments at all that mamono catcalling actually works >>37816 >>37817 someone's gotta get these poor dragons some limes for their tiki drinks they blow lemons outta the water where are the BEERS >>37819 from these and the other cocktails it sounds like he drinks like a middle-aged woman

>>37817 That's super nice, I want to taste all those alcohols

>>37821 >drinks like a middle-aged woman i have drank everything under the sun, but overpriced cocktails are the only thing that can satisfy anymore. i wouldn't blame him. plus, theres not exaclty much romance in a pack of bud lites.

>>37823 the older I get and the more I drink the more beer is the only one for me girly cocktails are fine once in a while and I do like a dark and stormy or a gimlet if bud lite is what you think of when you read beer you got some work to do. I'll conquer dragonia with dragon's milk. if a woman ever bought me a good beer umprompted I'd fall in love

These monsters have nothing on me because i abstain from alcohol! Take that, Big Sister Satyros.

What would a kiki-shog be like?

>>37826 it's milk it always comes back to milk

>>37827 Kiki's are already slimy enough without the shog part.

>>37826 everyone has a vice, anon

>>37797 i want to leglock a snake

>>37828 I have heavy milk resist. >>37832 I wasn't shitting on people who drink alcohol, if that's what you took from it.

>>37835 heavy milk is the most dangerous type of milk, after all

>>37823 >>37824 I'm a fine aged spirits enjoyer, but I'd probably like Dragonian cocktails. And probably undead realm ones too, I don't remember KC writing anything about that but the selection has to be good based on how many noble cultured undead races are native there.

>>37839 honestly I like just about everything except grape wine is there a MGE breadbasket region for me to turn to for my beerly needs?

>>37840 bacchus+bavaria = ???

>>37828 Remember, if she can't give you milk she's not a friend

Chapter 3 of Empresses of the Night out >https://archiveofourown.org/works/66930961/chapters/178521866

>>37838 The heavy was referring to the amount of resist, as in, i have heavy amounts of milk resist. I can tank most milk attacks without any trouble thanks to my training.

>>37845 Nice.

>>37845 Bleh! Really enjoying it so far.

>>37845 neat

>>37841 This fox looks slightly crazed. I need to learn more.

>>37850 It's a very legitimate and certified maid that's serious about her work.

>>37841 I can't come to rely on foxes, not for anything

>>37851 I don't want to fix her.

>>37850 qt OC of sakifox, prized for her manic expression sometimes he's nice to her, sometimes not

>>37854 although in a discussion of unhinged looking foxes i would be remiss to not mention the lust-drunk fox of OniTengu0 she's so lovely

>>37854 Thanks for the source. The sauce button seems to be broken so you saved me a few steps. I fully understand the desire to be not so nice to this cutie.

>>37857 Refresh, Anon. >>>/site/59

>>37859 Alps aren't gay anon. They're full women now.

>>37860 So saying "YWNBAW" to an Alp would be a hate crime in MGC?

>>37861 It's punishable by rape unless she's your wife. You'll be proven wrong when she births your child.

>>37861 >You are a real woman. You have a womb, you have ovaries, you have eggs. You are a heterosexual woman turned by mamono mana into nature’s perfection.

>Chesho wife is pregnant >Gives birth to a litter of literal kittens

>>37864 Not even her maternity will save you from sanity damage

you WILL do your part to advance the population of the party or an officer will be along to forcibly assist you

>>37866 what party is there a party

>>37866 >Government mandated breeders I don't care who the government sends, I'm not paying my cum tax.

>>37867 the Mist Manamo Peoples Party, of course (MMPP), all they do is for the glory of the party

>>37866 she's endangered, you know

>>37868 marry a mamono and you won't have to pay it to an official I keep feeling a fuzzy sensation on the back of my neck and there's no fucking mamono there and it's pissing me off

>>37871 >marry a mamono You fool! All mamonos are feds in disguise. You were a lost cause even before the wurm raid.

>>37872 they're the good ones

>>37819 He's a japanese salaryman, or at least has the equivalent amount of free time.

>>37872 Tacticool/cute SWAT mamonos when?

>>37875 >Tacticool/cute SWAT mamonos https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/swat#Polish Heh

>>37876 >gun cupid that thinks love gun is about her

>>37857 yeah

foxes are a direct threat

>>37879 go on

>>37879 You're safe with 'nukis.

>>37881 tanuki aren't threats but they are hazards zipangu is overall the most dangerous place

>>37879 they're only threatening you with a good time.

>>37882 underestimate green demon realms at your own peril

>>37884 I want to live in a green demon realm. praise Marune.

>>37884 cows may be a direct threat but they aren't duplicitous like the dastardly fox I will be hiding in the forest from all of these mamono

>>37886 >In the year 40K, the mighty COW empire rules the cosmos! >Still need to be milked twice a day minimum.

>>37888 there's a reason our galaxy is called the milky way

I have confessions to make I lightly bully cheshires (somtimes I nicepost them) and I'm very rude to foxes on the regular with only VERY sparce fox-related niceposts but I'm actually extremely weak to both because of my very basic human fighter build and the bit facade would drop in an instant if one showed me even a spec of kindness I may be the strongest RESIST FOXESposter but my fox resistance is basically zero

>>37890 the fox weakness was apparent

>>37891 I won't lose to this one because she's flat and that one isn't a bit actually

>>37892 Kuu Tallflats look down upon you in mild disgust (this is considered a Grave Insult amongst the Kuu Tallflats)

>>37893 they can do whatever they want talls have a responsibility to be nonflat and they are spitting in the face of that responsibility if she's like 7'6" and can't shove my head between her tits at standing height she's DISGRACING the name of tall

getting AWFUL suspicious of the holstaur at my coffee stop in the morning...

>>37895 >order a double espresso >the holst barista always gives me that look Bitch idgaf I spent all night working on my project

>>37894 I dunno, man, no matter what ladyshape your lady has, at the end of the day it's her ladyheart that is why you're with her.

>>37898 there isn't enough space in a flat ladyshape for a ladyheart big enough to love me

>>37899 *this is not intended to be a sadpost I just prefer big titty women by multiple orders of magnitude

what an embarrassing pair of posts as a distraction I've realized that the main downside to a mamono wife with big bean paws is that if you're eating finger food together and go to start licking your own fingers to get the seasoning/whatever stuff off and she stops you and seductively licks your fingers clean, you'd have to lick her big fuzzy paws clean and get fur in your teeth that seems like the short end of the stick

>>37895 What? You think the milk they use in the morning isn't fresh enough? Would you rather drink it straight from the tap or something?

What would be the best method to incite a Dragon into raping you?

>>37903 ??? I'm starting to think they're putting some weird thick unpasteurized milk in it's definitely not just the vanilla cream I'm asking for, it just tastes like thick milk

>>37904 what kind?

>>37905 >thick milk I can only hope it doesn't turn out to be pre-alp milk. You should definitely ask the barista to show you the whole process on how your drink is made. That way you can make your own judgement as to whether you should complain to their manager or not.

>>37904 Be decked out in gold and jewels, boast about having the largest pile in the land, then mere them.

Daydreaming of conquering and asserting dominance other the big bad batcat of our forest.

Koturday on a sadurday, any mamonos pics radiating feels?

>>37907 there's no alps at the place at all >>37910 I don't care if she's my wife or not, if there's a sadshire I will drag her ass into smiletown no matter fucking what if that bitch isn't smugging then there is something wrong with the world and I will fix it

>>37910 The feels... of ADVENTURE

>>37911 >if there's a sadshire I will drag her ass into smiletown no matter fucking what >if that bitch isn't smugging then there is something wrong with the world and I will fix it You will be a great husband >>37912 That's a better feel, do you have more?

>>37911 Calling cheshire a bitch feels wrong.

>>37913 I don't think I'm destined to be a cheshires husband and I get "you will be a great husband to X" almost every thread I just want mamono to be HAPPY >>37914 it's the friendly variant

>>37913 How about delinquency?

>>37916 >it's the friendly variant But bitch is a female dog.

>>37917 Eating Fisho treats is illegal now?

>>37845 Chef aid

>>37917 Even better, kot from Ln are always super cute or cool

Alright anons, you have the ideas, i need the practice. This one needs to be a bit quicker, so give me 3 mamono to draw the face of with negative space.

>>37906 A proud one I suppose, I want to be a deredere.

>>37919 look dude one thing I read online is "bitches love being called bitches" >>37924 werewoof

>>37924 Malef

>>37911 >I don't care if he's my husband or not, if there's a sad human I will drag his ass into smiletown no matter fucking what >if that bastard isn't smiling then there is something wrong with the world and I will fix it

>>37924 Hornet

>>37928 don't do this to my, mystery mamono I'm too drunk and vulnerable

>>37928 cute homelife

At work once more. Today, i crave wonderland. The wonderflayer calls fo me. Also craving shikifox milk.

>>37926 >>37927 >>37929 Didn't come out great, but at least it's done.

>>37938 Very horrifying faces in the darkness

>>37908 >Anon keeps telling Miss Dragon about his huge piles >Miss Dragon keeps trying to explain she's not into that. >Eventually Anon finally takes the hint and marries a nice proctologist!

>>37938 >the last thing Anon sees

>>37924 Miss Ghoul trying to show you her tonsils!

>>37924 a flayer, a gaunt, and a nacha

>>37944 NTA, but I am just seeing SO MUCH Nacho love lately. Warms my tsundere-loving heart, it does!

>>37943 I'm off to work, so no Ghoul thrussy for you today, sorry.

>>37904 wound their pride as a dragon and a woman, you have to goad them into it or you can just ask

>>37904 Sneak into her lair and steal a few coins from her hoard. She will track you down and she will be angry, but she'll also be impressed that you managed to steal from her without getting caught. Remember that the longer she spends looking for you the more pent up she'll be when she finds you.

>>37946 QQ Good luck at work this fine caturday!

>>37945 i dont think i even like tsunderes, to be honest. i really like venom, though. i will meditate on this.

>working on a caturday I feel you, good luck anons

comm from yerb. luv me ogreggs sausage roll

>>37950 >Venom is Miss Nacho's crimefighting alias >Only fights while symbiotically paired with her husband >Is canonically the horniest crime fighter

>>37952 she big

>>37952 >ogreggs We need more of those references, bongland is so hilarious it deserves to be a part of the wonderland. Unchanged.

>>37955 >all the red Trumparts support Norf FC and all the black Trumparts support Souf FC

>>37954 she has to duck to fit on the bus. be nice.

It's sad how fucked the 4chan /mgt/ is now. Just utterly destroyed.

>>37952 That sausage is steaming. Question is, which one.

>>37957 >Miss Ogre polymorphs into a duck to fit on the bus >Also lets her sit in Anon's lap and be pet by him >Best part--being a duck makes bread taste waaaaay better. Try it!

>>37951 Can someone tell me who the fuck belt lim is?

>>37951 we will survive, shog be with us

>>37953 abyssals are symbiotes, abyssals are my favourite monsters, and i love venom of both kinds. i cant believe i only just saw it >>37955 the queen of hearts lives in birmingham

>>37961 She is the voice within who helps you become the best version of yourself.

>>37960 I would pet the ogre duck. Am I expected to pet her when she turns back while still on my lap? I don't think I'll be going anywhere anytime fast if that happens.

>>37961 A shot-out barrel, a double-fed cartridge stuck in the rifle of a dead conscript. Just look at her eyes - no time left on the clock.

>>37965 >Am I expected to pet her when she turns back while still on my lap? Of course you are! Ogres are for petting, too!

>>37952 >"...Oi."

>>37958 havent been there in a while. whats wrong with it?

>>37969 The cucks have taken over. So now not only is it the image spammer, the Mick, and breathboy, but now the NTR crowd is settling in over there. I guess it was bound to happen eventually with all the based posters leaving for this place

>>37970 cuckolding is one of the worst kinks out there. with most kinks, i can at least understand it even if i dont enjoy it, but with cuckolding im just totally at a loss. how do ypu get off on not getting off?? my theory is that ntr exists purely to 1. satiate the raceplay 'people' 2. make it harder for me, and me specifically, to find good femdom content. i hate them

>>37952 He looks so cold but the ultimate warmth is RIGHT NEXT TO HIM. Utterly clueless, until she finishes that sausage roll. Then, he will be very aware.

>>37952 big lady

>>37952 >>37968 That thiccness can barely be contained. No wonder she doesn't have any pants on, i doubt she'd be able to find any that fit her.

Anubis

>>37976 ! !

>>37970 I presume they're bragging about how the jp thread has more "activity" now with cucks posting in it Well, whatever. It has nothing to do with anything now

>>37976 does ms anubis ever use her sword?

>>37979 To prevent me from kidnapping her

>>37980 so a lot, then

>>37978 Nah it's actually dead, even with all the empty spam it has less than half of the posting activity compared to here. Which should surprise absolutely nobody, maybe except for the thread pests that got excited they would be able to finally take it over as a middle finger towards us, for shunning them all that time.

>>37976 needs more crotch mofu

>>37983 No it doesn't

>>37982 Eh. Taking about that place is giving the paradites infesting it undue attention. Instead, talk about yes pillows

>>37985 >flip over yes pillow >it says yes! on one side and yes on the other

>>37984 Bapho-chan, there's no need to be upset. If you'll drink your milk and go to bed early, you'll also grow up to be a big girl with hair in the right places!

>>37987 things would be different around here if i had a demonic goat beast for a wife

>>37988 If I had a demonic goat beast for a wife she'd probably tell me to spend less time here.

>>37989 That's why you need one of them chimeras--part gote, part neet (I mean DRAGON).

Hebi cuddles

Bapho-chan grew up so fast!

FIVE FIVE FIVE DOLLAR CAT MEOWS

>>37992 lolicels seething

Shes unbeatable. No monster can compare.

>>37995 purple titty making me unwise

>>37995 >>37996 I'm surprised your wife let you out of your squid body prison.

>>37997 she needed to clean out the aquarium

>>37998 Does make me wonder if flayers need to spend time underwater to recover.

>>37997 She got tired of hearing "you're a kid now you're a squid now".

>>38000 Don't tell the sabbath about splatoon.

>>38001 i'd just be worried about what fluids they would use to cover the stage in

>>37989 I want Greilia to sit in my lap and drink coffee while she talks about the crap she had to put up with today. I'd stroke her hair while she did it.

>>37997 >Prison its very comfortable and so, so safe feeling, but i can leave if i want. plus these tentacles can type. squid or not im still a writefag. >>37998 is this the abyssal equivilent of sleeping on the couch?

>>37919 Okay?

>>38001 surely itd be onee-san shotafying mindflayers that need to be kept away from splatoon.

>>37995 Squid legs should NOT work this well.

>>38004 >Dude, i can stop whenever i want. Yeah, yeah. Milkfags say that all the time and yet Big Milk keeps getting bigger.

>>37985 getting 'no' pillows so my ogre wife can feel relaxed and at home

>>38005 Doesn't count.

>>38008 you say that as if im not also a victim of Big Milk and the DIC (Dairy Industrial Complex)

>>38007 wait till you see lamia legs.

>>37981 Yeah, the apophis is getting desperated. I need to lock in

A snek could use the tip of her tail to sneak in through the window and tickle your nose. Then when you sneeze, there is no snake visible in the room. Sneaky snek.

>>37992 don't grow up, grow out. drink Marune dairy.

>>38014 My bed is about two meters away from the window, I sleep with my feet towards the window, and there's stuff on the windowsill, so she would make a huge mess and still not leave unseen.