>>21370 Can't blame her, i would also love to physically examine her udders

It's Milking Time!

I would rush back to the Zelda series so quickly if Link was an ushimimi no matter how open-world sloppy it would be.

>>22089 Why are Zell's animations so much better than everyone else's, there's like 100 pixels on that cow and it still looks great.

>>22060 evil cow is cute

https://x.com/GanjuZhii/status/1925591323215536623 >>22381 Hmm... perhaps I should try Disgaea.

I need to get isekaid into cowland as a permanent shota.

>>29171 But the milk is supposed to make you grow big and strong, not stay small!!💢💢

>>29173 it's enough for me if my balls and dick stays large and productive for my shotacon cowgirls who enjoy drinking the freshest shota dickmilk

Posting feels like a bummer now.

>>43250 wdym?

>>43296 I dunno. Maybe I'm just lazy but I haven't been enjoying how little of the species specific threads get used for anything. It feels like they were held up by a select few people who just got tired and gave up.

>>45356 From what I've seen they were just absorbed into /mge/, people post non-MGE girls all the time there. It's a little awkward with slightly misleading thread title, but beats waiting days for a reply in the specific threads.

>>45433 I can understand cows cause old /mgt/ talked about Holstaurs and others all the time, but I'd expect foxposting to be more concentrated in the dedicated thread.

>>45449 >foxposting No surprise actually, foxposters were the most active bunch around prone to randomly posting daily and it's easy to imagine they'd move where they get even more engagement. Especially when big part of their pseudo RP was infectious spread of foxing

I found the cow girl today in Gray Haven. Naturally, she is as sexy and cute as cows always are! She is very nice too!

>>61862 You know something went wrong with the modern world, when those farming simulators are becoming so popular

>Ship girls? https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2001381891941990554

>>62289 >this is official >posted by official account Can't they just stop pretending and make their gacha R18+? I swear, at this point the difference in pixels can be counted on two hands

>>62501 >Can't they just stop pretending and make their gacha R18+ the big problem with going that route is distribution, as neither google nor apple's app-store would allow it. and the only alternative, dmm-games have geolocked western countries, likely due to our good 'ol friends mastercard and visa, and thats not to mention that even the CCP could get involved if they're successful enough.

>cowgirl thread >expectation: a lot of monster girls riding men on top >reality: just a bunch of holstaurs damn...

>>62634 Got something against cows?

>>62641 Of course, cow farts are the primary cause of greenhouse effect, now give me more control over your lives and eat bugs (mamono shelled bugs I think) or else I'll use my magic to make people stupid and have them all protest NAKED in front of your home!!!

>>62645 >tonight on MGNN >the immigration of hot monstergirls from the demon world has caused a surge in global temperatures >due to that, we're initiating a Global Warming Nagging Season outside of our usual cycle of 5-10 years! (roughly corresponding to the peaks of solar activity, allowing us to "predict" the global climate change to a degree) >okay, now what's that mean for you >first of all, if you were really slaughtering cow girls for beef, you go straight into crematorium, together with all the monster-hating Order-worshipping fags from AO3 >then, what we're gonna be talking about, is that you guys are gonna be eating bugs instead of meat >that's totally not tied to the fact that we have an overproduction of those damned scorpion things thanks to the harvest season and we need to sell them all somehow >that also means we'll have to raise taxes on small businesses, after all Druella needs more advanced equipment for her shock troops we have to take care of the poor, or whatever >you also have to switch to EVs because we can't remote-shutdown your gas guzzler whenever we want to screw you somehow because it's better for carbon dioxide emissions, I can't say how exactly but it's totally better, trust me >also forget that biology class where we said that carbon dioxide is plants' food and won't cause any runaway greenhouse effects because the plants will simply convert the excess into plant matter >well getting to the matter at hand, the presence of the cow girls (who just so happen to be the main contributor to the global climate change) needs to be reduced >this is totally not tied to the presence of baphomet lolita supremacists in our government, I'm telling you >but nevertheless, tits are overrated, you should totally go flat or else you're boobist intolerant BIGOT who doesn't respect flat rights! >haha cue the meme about your elites being pedophiles plotting to turn the entire male population into pedohebephiles >oh, and we aren't gonna do anything about all those girls strutting around in nothing but lingerie, despite the fact that they are the main reason the planet is getting hotter >although it doesn't have to do anything with global temperatures rising

>>62634 That's what happens when you leave out the hyphen.

>>62645 anyone coming to protest in front of my home, especially naked will be cowified. >>62702 Cow (tits) hatred is not tolerated in this household. Get your tiddies expanded as punishment.

>>62702 >it's the election time, again >the cows again win and one of them becomes the president >the government starts hunting down all those cows from CHINA because the ones from CHINA (hakutaku) are all spies (They can read information from stuff by touching it.) >The CCP (Chinese Cumhags Party) is upset, whining about "discriminatory measures" >you LOL at their shit cause they use social credit to determine how should a citizen be SCREWED >okay, back to cows now >milk is back to $0.69 a carton >everything from ice cream to pizza to cream sauce and basically everything based on milk in some way is significantly cheaper now, AMAZING >just don't ask where does that milk come from >on the other hand, everybody with a cup size below D gets their government handouts DENIED >yeah that's the way we deal with those freeloading COMMIE bastards that don't even have tits >there's also the Cowgirl Act Act, the new bill that legalizes passionate expressions of love which were wrongly labeled as "rape" >if a girl mounts her chosen man and rides his cock passionately on top of him, that means it's all consensual because she definitely consents >you can see those goddam witches (secretly lead by the pedo baphomets) protesting naked on the streets, gluing themselves to the roads/walls in the name of climate change or whatever >and just in time they're about to be swept away by a massive, government-approves, nationwide STAMPEDE

>>63115 BASED

>>62289 I love Azur Lane so much for giving me the kind of characters I always wanted but could never find outside of very few examples.

>>63199 Someone should draw Cowpens and Kashino breast smothering a raging twitter freak that's ranting about oversexualized cowtits characters in media

>>63202 Or even better >monsterize a twatter feminist cow (not the mamono cow but a fat ass bitch) into an actual cow girl monster that craves a DICK

>>63202 >"These characters are minors of 25 years old!! This is very problematic and ILLEGAL because I said so!! Azur Lane is developed by diddy ahh bluds and everyone should boycott them in favor of Genshin Impact because I forgot to boycott that too- ACK"

Reminder that the ONE TRUE COWS are Holstaurs and any other monster that gets milked is STOLEN VALOR

>>63728 in the barn, all monsters are equal.

Merry cowmas and a happy moo year to all cow enjoyers. May you all have heifer holidays and good times with your ushi waifus. >>63731 This is mainly the cow thread but I suppose you can stay over for the holidays if some jealous fox lolis kicked you out of your own thread. >>63720 I am still sad I could not get Varesa...

I love cows so much, i turned my waifu into one

>>64119 using a machine instead of doing it yourself is cruel

https://x.com/i/status/1993333969799332276 https://x.com/i/status/1999105277254353105 https://x.com/i/status/2000227308561666146 https://x.com/i/status/1986455623844962687 https://x.com/i/status/1982836694937403417 Did you have a moory cowmas this year?

https://x.com/i/status/1979205955905794258 https://x.com/i/status/1976662871536009657 https://x.com/i/status/1975562932613488888 https://x.com/i/status/1972316293169917979 https://x.com/i/status/1970140344093426032

>>68016 how do we stop cows from kidnapping boys or forcing men to drink shota-fying potions?