>>14298 They just know that they will never be as cute as her ever.

>>14302 Someone evil mastermind needs to release a virus that causes macromastia and spontaneous lactation among the female population, probably the closest we can ever be to the dream

>>14298 It is deeply ingrained for women to compete for an alpha even if they must "compete" with that which cannot, even if they would have been hopelessly outclassed were it possible.

>>14312 >>14298 please don't shit up these pastures with /r9k/ incel manure, i just wanna see cows

>>14314 It's not our fault they have breast envy, I just notice the patterns.

Genshin finally learned how to tempt me into playing their game.

>>15031 Every game would benefit from having draphs added to it really.

https://x.com/lp_kuroneko/status/1898779296849920134 https://x.com/GenshinImpact/status/1903023804479311966 https://x.com/fuyunash1/status/1900381376022446146

>>15053 Big horns blowjob handles need to become a norm for cow girl designs

https://x.com/ModraCreation/status/1907053945987432487 https://x.com/wol_927/status/1905842584993325433 https://x.com/makaroni_kana/status/1908845032247091630 https://x.com/Jinzai_5/status/1907044020762685531

Perhaps I should take a note from the fox thread and say more to stimulate discussion! Hmmm... but I am too milk-brained to think of anything. All I know is cows are comfy!!

>>15324 I wonder how many are so deep into the rabbit hole that they are ready to pay a 3D woman to drink her breast milk, just to see how it would taste

>>15324 what about the cow's place in society? who are their favorite prey? how does the cow infiltrate human society? what kind of institutions would they run? what would those institution's tenets be? you have a golden opportunity to create the cow thread canon!

>>15326 All very good questions! I have never been much of a worldbuilder so I will have to take my time with these. But I would like to answer each question in separate posts to extend the life and content of the thread. >cow's place in society I feel this one may have some overlapping answers with your 4th question about the institutions they would run. But if I had to guess, I think many would lean towards manual labor jobs, usually involving agriculture, but plenty of holstaurs would work jobs a little different from that or outside of that entirely. It would be no secret to any cow that milk is a special resource only they can provide in mass quantities and they would play to that strength by using it as ingredients in food. Cow baristas and bakers would be plentiful in more urban areas. There would probably be at least one in each bakery, coffee shop, possibly even bars, breakfast restaurants, and any place that serves food or drinks that use or complement milk well. This would further give them a firm place in society as food providers which would also support the easy-going, friendly, and nurturing perspective society looks upon them with. On top of that, careers involving children may come easy to them such as nannies or teachers for their personalities and common household skills which leads into the next topic. On another side of this question: cows are very social animals and I think some animated movies have portrayed them as such, with gossip being common for them. I can easily see them working jobs that prioritize information such as news presenters, reporters, journalists, and possibly even law enforcement. Even within those aforementioned blue collar and entry-level jobs cows would likely be some of the most social in their workplaces. Noticing, collecting, and spreading information would likely be a deep part of their culture. I can see this trait allowing them an easy integration process into society and likely their greatest strength. As such, the tanukis and foxes might not be terribly fond of them, as their plans would be found out quickly, in some cases due to high intelligence in cows and in others simply because they noticed something was slightly off and were able to collaborate with other cows with the speed at which word travels. Baphs would hate them for the aforementioned reason and with the added reason of breast envy with their attempts at seduction sometimes foiled by cows should a baph fail to ensnare a man quickly. My memory of MGE is foggy but I think cows would get along with most species due to their friendly and social nature. I would imagine most women of any kind and species would enjoy at least a little bit of gossip, especially in a world filled with women hunting for a mate. They might get along especially well with harpies and gargoyles for being the eyes in the sky that can observe all kinds of events at any place or time. I think they would also get along well with Ratatoskrs, Cu-Siths, Ant-Arachnes, Cait Siths, Nekomatas, Werecats, Kobolds, and quite simply any other species that is likely to hold a close proximity to humans for how much information they would be able to trade with them. The more I think about it, the more I feel that cows could actually be jacks-of-all-trades in society. Anything they lack could be compensated by simply making friends with others who could teach them skills and knowledge they need for anything they might want or by simply networking their way into jobs they want. The only thing holding them back would likely be simple interest as they may be too easy-going to reach for the heights they could achieve. As such, in agriculture, food, and information they will usually remain and that's just how they like it. There is probably more that I should say but that is the most my tired brain can think of right now and I must tend to other things. I will spend time thinking about their preferred prey, which I think would have changed over time loosen their preferences as they evolved away from minotaurs. I say all this with holstaurs in mind since they are my favorite species and I often forget about minotaurs but those may have to be a separate post for the sake of organization. I hope more people will come to love cows!!

i couldnt get the funny cow

>>15338 I hope you have a findom fetish. Alternatively, if you literally just started for her, I'm sure there must be some reroll guides around.

>>15337 the scheming middle management vixen fears the rumormongering cubicle crawling bovine.

>>15376 >pic1 That's some DAMN puffy vulva

>>16880 cannibalism

Someday I will make my own cow oc and she will be middle-aged with a mommy personality and have a secret moderate to high sex drive from a life of celibacy and loneliness. But I know if I did that I would effectively be making a waifu for myself and the last time I had the curse of Pygmalion didn't go very well at all.

>>17809 >curse of Pygmalion especially dangerous when you're relying on commissions for art of her.

>>15326 >cow's place in society <Today, I will talk about the stronger cows: minotaurs. >jobs Right off the bat, I think they would populate manual labor jobs even more than their more demure cousins. If I remember the myths of minotaurs correctly, then I think the history of guarding labyrinths would translate especially well into security jobs, day or night. I think security for schools, sprawling company buildings, government facilities, museums, you name it. If it's a big building, they'll patrol the halls and notice anything off however slight. Intruders are quickly apprehended. >other jobs Using their impressive physical attributes, I think they would certainly excel in other manual labor jobs. Minotaurs would be very common in agricultural work but they would have a higher presence in law enforcement and perhaps military jobs than previously discussed holstaurs, though I do not see minotaurs being particularly fond of group work. I do not think it hard to imagine them to be smart than holstaurs as well. They had to be smart to navigate labyrinths so they could certainly excel in academic jobs but probably lack a desire for it. Despite that, perhaps they could excel in jobs making use of their navigational skills such as charting maps in caves or large landscapes. >personality MGE lists a short temper and I read similar on wikipedia on the subject of bulls. With the thought of labyrinths and minotaurs of old in mind, I do not see them having the same social behaviors as their spotted cousins, but feel free to correct me if I am wrong and bulls are more social than I realize because I found little regarding that feature. >friends I certainly imagine they would get along well with cyclops as they would be of too few words to rile up a minotaur and would provide great weapons. I am not sure how many other species they would mesh well with, but perhaps they may find sparring buddies in Living Armors, Jinkos, cursed swords, grizzlies, ogres, aka-onis, and werewolves. I don't see them having much interest in other species, however, but perhaps they may often take their orders from a high orc. >enemies Probably any other species who dares cross them. Especially species that rely on others to do their physical work for them. High orcs, depending on allegiance, may be enemies as well. Probably baphs too. I think that may be it for now. Again, I am not much of a world builder so let me know if I should leave this to someone else. It would certainly save me the time researching things and typing out borderline fanfiction. If there are no objections, or posts, then I will get around to the following questions in >>15326 if I have not answered them yet, though I think I at least touched on every question in my previous post. Gosh, it would be nice if KC was more open to alternative body types. I have no idea why he would want to draw something known for having a hulking muscular figure and hold back so much on that identifiable feature.

A tad more before I go back to playing Sonic Forces or forcing myself to try Wuthering Waves even though I don't wanna because open worlds take forever. Which I want to talk more about but this isn't the board to sperg about non-monster geimu. https://x.com/Juztpl4y1/status/1781642153879535913 expired sauce: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/89413170 dragon ie wo kau - episode 5 https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/65875938, https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ212649.html expired sauce: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/34681962 monster girls. please dont ban me.

>>18475 >I do not see them having the same social behaviors as their spotted cousins i always imagined them to be very social, but in a very forceful and vulgar way. basically think of the average blue collar worker. down to earth, but kinda ignorant and a bit inconsiderate of the feelings of others. its not like its their intention to hurt/heckle those around them, its just how they act.

>>18477 Now you've done it. I'm dropping the ba(r)n hammer on you.

>>18481 I had thought so too but I leaned more into the labyrinth setting and what personalities I had assumed would be formed by, and evolve from, it. That said, yours is very valid as well and perhaps more likely than my idea. I can imagine minotaurs having a bluntness to their social nature due to a combination of their species simply not having evolved in settings that fostered more sensitive personalities and left them wanting for social interactions, leading to the social ones simply not understanding norms as easily as most. https://x.com/muuu0o0/status/1916854098730566084 https://x.com/z_ARTs96/status/1917637922150572094 https://x.com/AkramBham/status/1916779425116410041 https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/129790497 https://x.com/3_point_5_C/status/1915168640779092016 I'm still sad about losing the Varesa 50/50.

>other monstergirls in cowprint/that are lactating are welcome too. Is cow the ultimate evolution of monster girls?

>>18808 there is no monster species that dosent secretly yearn for the pastures. i would put a baphomet here, but i have no pics that fit the criteria

>>18809 There's big titty Baphos and some of them lactating, but the only one I could find with cow print is neither.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/128383515 I am too heartbroken from losing her banner to ever play Genshin again.

>>20935 The trick is to wait for them to show up in a non-kusoge game where you're guaranteed to get access to them

>>21370 Can't blame her, i would also love to physically examine her udders

It's Milking Time!

I would rush back to the Zelda series so quickly if Link was an ushimimi no matter how open-world sloppy it would be.

>>22089 Why are Zell's animations so much better than everyone else's, there's like 100 pixels on that cow and it still looks great.

>>22060 evil cow is cute

https://x.com/GanjuZhii/status/1925591323215536623 >>22381 Hmm... perhaps I should try Disgaea.