its hard to tell the cows from big titty succs and dragons at times

Touch the cow. Do it now.

>>4796 >don't touch the cow >the cow touches (You)

Lactation is so hot, I need a fox girl wife that uses her transformation magic to induce and lets me suck on her tits

>>4804 and bonus cow print

Apparently, bouncy cow titties absolutely trigger the twitter normalfags

>>4807 Forgot the pic

>>4801 I'm convinced that foxes are somehow very closely related to cows

>>4809 They tend to be the fluffier and bustier cousin to cat girls, so it fits their archetype. Not to mention Inari is a literal fertility deity.

>>4828 why do gacha girls always get the best quality art

>>4792 Draph girls sexo. >>4796 Would. >>4798 Also would

Eating cows

>>4897 >>4898 >>4899 >short big titty women Literal living onaholes to be used

>>4904 >Literal living onaholes to be used Perfect Onawives (onahole wife)

>>4913 >inverted nipples means a discount Damn, I'd be eating good in that world

>>6634 https://video-cdn1.gelbooru.com/images/2e/2d/2e2dcc5dbeb13c167ec8c38f45b5cbd8.mp4 Hopefully the rest of the "cow" girls will eventually get one too.

Love this airhead good cow >>6635 Mmm... Chocomilk

>>6662 This image dump made me realize that a cow girl wetnurse/maid would be extremely practical. You never run out of milk for your kids and save a bit of money.

> cow girl Who said this was (100%) a cow girl?

>>6673 Btw can anyone translate the first to pics (the text is the same in both of them).

>>6637 >>6679

>>6684 I wish I had a lewd big titty cow babysitter when I was a kid

>>6686 Well uhh, honorary cow then

>>6674 Looks like the handwriting is messing with OCR hard, lmao

>>6692 >ご依頼ありがとうございました！ >Thank you very much for your request! Very standard thing for jap artists to write on comms

>>7831 second pic is a bit much

What is the size limit where big becomes hyper? The last monstergirl board I used had a different definition for hyper than I would so I don't want to break any rules or anything. I know this image is not exactly like what /amg/'s hyper thread has but I wanted to ask to be sure.

>>7834 I don't think there's a solid definition on the site. Personally I'd suggest using the definitions commonly used in various boorus like Rule 34. For example, hyper breasts in Rule 34, are breasts that are enormous (https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=wiki&s=view&id=66374 ), or bigger.

>>7834 >>7835 rule34 is fucking silly and those idiots don't bother to follow their own tag definitions, apparently pic rel is "enormous breasts" ExHentai has decent tag definitions for breasts sizes: >big breasts: Each breast should be at least as big as the person's head consistently >huge breasts: Must be at least double the size of the owner's head. >gigantic breasts: Impossibly large breasts. Must be equal to or greater in size than the rest of the person's body. Gigantic breasts would be what I consider "hyper" for /mg/. In general "hyper" on this board means absurdly oversized, when the anatomy stops making any sense and it's making things bigger just for the sake of making them bigger. So first post is fine and Cathyl from the second one is pushing it, but acceptable in a thread full of milky big titty girls.

>>7836 >ExHentai is fucking silly* FTFY: >Only 3 definitions. >2 of which cover a very wide range. >1 of which cover sizes that only appeal to very specific and few audiences. Also, while I prefer breasts that are bigger than the head, I wouldn't exactly call breasts that doesn't fit ExHentai's definition of "big breasts" small or medium. Rule34's tag definitions about sizes are much more useful, especially since a lot of them are also used in other boorus such danbooru, gelbooru and nozomi.la and with much better accuracy. Btw: >those idiots don't bother to follow their own tag definitions Same thing goes for a lot of sites that are using ExHentai's definitions, like E-Hentai: https://e-hentai.org/g/2220468/98ffd9e8c9/ >gigantic breasts >Not a single pair of breasts that is equal to or greater in size than the rest of the person's body.

>>7836 >So first post is fine and Cathyl from the second one is pushing it Meant to say the first post is >>7831 and second one is >>7834

>>7838 Dumbasses mislabel stuff on exentai all the time, but the very same page with r34 definition makes a mockery out of it, that's how little the usual r34 user cares about the tags. Look at picrel, 4 out of 6 example images are nowhere near close to enormous, shit is fucking ridiculous. Meanwhile the e-hentai gallery you linked is maybe half a size off their definition going by the largest tits there are (the ones you posted are nowhere near the biggest in that gallery) >especially since a lot of them are also used in other boorus such danbooru, gelbooru While it's usually true, gelbooru has 24 images under enormous_breasts and danbooru doesn't have that tag at all so certainly not in this case. Anyway, /mg/'s definition of hyper breasts is "around the size of rest of the girl".

>>7840 >4 out of 6 example images are nowhere near close to enormous with 3 pictures being ai-generated which is the kind of pictures that usually have terrible tagging. >Meanwhile the e-hentai gallery you linked is maybe half a size off their definition going by the largest tits there are (the ones you posted are nowhere near the biggest in that gallery) I don't exactly get what you're trying to say, but if you mean that that only there are breasts in that gallery big enough to fit ExHentai's description, then you're lying. I checked the entire image set. >While it's usually true, gelbooru has 24 images under enormous_breasts and danbooru doesn't have that tag at all Nozomi.la at the time of writing has 758. And there's a reason most sites have very few to none pictures of breasts that big: Very few people like breasts of those sizes. > /mg/'s definition of hyper breasts is "around the size of rest of the girl". First off, I checked the board rules of both /mg/ and /amg/ and the Mamono Hyper General on /amg/ and none of them give such a definition. Second off, quite a few pics in /MHG/ that are in there because of the size of the breasts they depict and only that do not fall into into your definition of hyper breasts. Third off, that's not ExHentai's definition. Lastly, are you seriously telling me that you would not consider breasts that are larger than a girls torso each as hyper breasts?

Finally life in cow thread

lots of silly cows around thinking theyre something else. how do we correct such silly behaviour?

>>7846 >I don't exactly get what you're trying to say I meant that r34 is worse than following their tag definitions than exhentai, the exhentai gallery had pretty damn big breasts even if not technically "gigantic" >And there's a reason most sites have very few to none pictures of breasts that big: Very few people like breasts of those sizes. Danbooru has 7.4k images in their biggest tits tag ("gigantic_breasts"), the real reason is that the sites have slightly diverging classification. >Lastly, are you seriously telling me that you would not consider breasts that are larger than a girls torso each as hyper breasts? You got me there, I got fixated on shitting on r34 fags so much that I didn't realize their definition was more or less my own, I did not think of the implications of saying that hyper means at least as big as rest of the body. There's a reason I prefer to count on people's common sense and I needlessly got tied up in a pointless semantics argument caused by >>7832 playing backseat mod. Next time I'll delete such posts right away and you'll know something is too big if I spoiler it, like I did with >>7037 So, the corrected definition for hyper breasts here would be "noticeably bigger than the girl's torso". I add "noticeably" because this thread needs a bit of leeway. Which means >>7831 is very much okay and the pic you posted now gets spoilered. Any more talk regarding the rules is for the board meta thread, that's enough derailing.

>>7848 >how do we correct such silly behaviour? with milking, until they are so dry that their breasts shrink.

Which milk do you prefer: Sheep, goat or cow milk? Also do you prefer normal milk or with flavor(s) and if with flavor(s), then what flavor do you like (the most)?

>>7851 I don't know how sheep or goat milk tastes like, but cow girls lactating chocolate milk would be my horny heaven. Like milk soaked in nesquik.

>>7851 Cow but I also really like girls of other species who lactate like cow girls do. "Cow-coded" girls, if you will. I like strawberry milk but I also want a holstaur that lactates blueberry flavored milk. Whole Foods Market used to sell a blueberry flavored milk that was really good that was unfortunately discontinued. When I drank it I like pretending I was drinking the breast milk of a blue haired holstaur.

>>7840 >Anyway, /mg/'s definition of hyper breasts is "around the size of rest of the girl". >>7846 >consider breasts that are larger than a girls torso each as hyper breasts? >>7849 >So, the corrected definition for hyper breasts here would be "noticeably bigger than the girl's torso". I add "noticeably" because this thread needs a bit of leeway. Thank you for listing the definitions clearly. I have a lot of cowgirl images saved so I wanted to know for the future so I don't post anything that violates any rules. I am sorry for sparking an argument, I didn't mean to do that. I will try to follow them. Additionally, thank you to the mods for giving leeway and for making /amg/ and it's hyper thread. I am glad special exceptions are made for cowgirls since large breasts and milk are their entire appeal.

>sexing your cow girl >lactates uncontrollably every time Would be hot as fuck the first few times, but how would you handle this issue long-term? Washing the bed every night would be rather problematic.

>>7863 your cow wife should have no quarrel doing it for you every day, its her mess after all.

>>7863 You are supposed to drink it all!!

>>7869 https://webm.rule34.xxx//images/482/6e98b12636ae785529c0022967536d8d.mp4?5270087 https://ws-cdn-video.rule34.xxx//images/482/7b6918dd25761f181dd9484a4940ae10.mp4?5270103 https://webm.rule34.xxx//images/6360/7f3c0c4d0fd9f32207d4b5b45afbb53a.mp4?7243992

>>7870 >tanlines hot

If monsters invaded one day I would do everything in my power to resist until I find a holstaur.

>>8154 Someone is going to get milkboarded by a group of big titty, cowprint bikini wearing monster girls

>>8154 Same. Or at least buying extra thick creamy holstaur milk, milked during her masturbation session or when she got fucked and let female friends drink it.

>>8156 Please, Overlord-sama, let at least one of them be an old fat cow.

postan some cows from my favorite MGE artist Once again, here is his twitter: https://twitter.com/gashiwataex378

>>8259 i was expecting one of them trying to teach how to milk a cow-like monstergirl

>wake up >no cow wife y evn

>>8304 Two more weeks, I promise

>>8315 Can't wait to have a cow/draph gf.

>>8409 >>8410 literally walking onahole

>>8411 It will be fun to catch one for my own uses.

I am not normally into shortstacks but sometimes I think it must be nice to have a cow shortstack to hug at night and tell her she is "teddy bear sized".

>>8444 Short or tall i love them all. But certainly GBF draphs got me into really loving shortstacks and oppai loli

>>8599 >4th pic Need chocolate milk

>>8259 >pic2, prolly chemistry >In truth its simple. >Let's explain it from the start. board >Today's topic: Let's look at how magical power reacts! >example: Magical power (MP) + Iron(Fe) = ? The part on top of the board is weird, it literally says "scientific reaction of magical power", and I don't know if that's just how japs write "chemical reaction" or if the artist is another wannabe scientist that knows squat (like Kenkou Cross). >pic3, history board >Lets learn about the history of monster girls! >Old era -> New era cow >Let's learn it in order. >pic4, literature? board >Lets think about shota-kun's feelings when he was reunited with older sister again. >everyone's opinion... >*Super happy >*Big sister is beautiful >*From now its very (kanji covered, can't read it) cow >Let's think about it. And now, because I can't hold myself back: Education system is and always was bullshit from the very premise, some chick/dude standing in front of tons of children doesn't teach them anything, its all just indoctrination, I'm pretty fucking sick of seeing school depicted as anything else than glorified daycare/prison/indoctrination centre, be it monster girls or not. "Teaching" like that DOESN'T WORK. Its a waste of everyone's time. It does active harm to every poor child in it, killing it's interest in genuine learning and forcing it to memorise bullshit. Don't even get me started on the genuine pedos that plague those nasty buildings (mostly female pedos). Its anti-male by design, forcing boys to sit in class instead of letting them do active things, forcing obedience and submission down their throats against their will. I know japs are the biggest school worshippers in the world, but I don't care, they're retarded, just like their opinions on piracy. Total school death.

>>8613 I agree but it's nice to fantasize about it being better, yes? Or at least the teacher being cute.

>>8623 I think anyone would agree that the best way to fix the educational system is with big titty cow teachers.

>>8623 >>8631 The fact that there aren't multiple monthly school shooters, bombers, stabbers etc in all countries around the world is a testament to the human spirit. Despite being lied to and abused, forced to do something absurd and unnatural for years, all those people DIDN'T turn psycho. But you know what? Maybe it'd be better if more turned psycho, so even the dumbfuck indoctrinated parents that want to outsource raising of kids to the state would pull their children out of that system. Teachers deserve to get it, buildings deserve to be demolished. Total school death. [insert TND copypasta but for teachers and politiciains pushing supporting the system] >>8623 pic 1 book says "arithmetic" cow/board says: Don't hurry, let's slowly learn.

In not-blackedanon's defense, a lot of hentai has always, unfortunately, had dark skinned guys. But I won't deny not-blackedanon's pattern either.

>>8712 >titties so big that they broke the minds of tiwtteroids

When you think about it, all answers to the cliche question of >dinner, bath or...? can be fulfilled with her breasts

>>8721 There is also her juice pussy meat that would be fun to lick and gently nibble on her clit.

i need a fat cow so badly i need to ravage one like a wild animal

Did you know? Cows are the best for raising children. They are so good, in fact, that they can even take care of children that are not their own! Ever since the portals opened and cows entered cruel orphanages went out of business! There is definitely no competing with cows! By any chance, you don't seem to have a parent with you, little one. Might you be needing one?

>>10476 Holstaur/minotaur milk is also a super food. So it's better for everyone to drink it.

>>10947 High in protein and perfect for building mass!

I want to savor the chocolate milk of a brown cow.

I have nothing of value to say, I just really like cow women and their art.

yes hi hello i like cows thank you appreciated arigatou please cow go on a date with me i can take you to cracker barrel or chick fil a i can buy you the cow plushie please thank you

>>11162 For a sec I was trying to spot the difference between the 2 pics. Speaking of milk, apparently breast milk isn't tasty at all. I also wonder how fresh cow milk tastes, I only ever drunk the store bought one.

If cows have million number of fans i am one of them. If cows has ten fans i am one of them. If cows have only one fan and that is me. If cows has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth. If the The Order is against the cows, I am against the The Order. I love cows till my last breath.

>>11691 This. I would get extra thick holstaur milk and offering it to female higher ups in the Order so that may see the beauty of being a cute cowgirl.

>>11691 >If the The Order is against the cows, I am against the The Order. I dunno, cows seem to be the most order-compatible monster girls out there.

>>11691 what is the Order?

>>11712 Assuming you are talking about MGE since you mentioned Order, the problem here would be human women drinking something coming from a monster body, which is pretty much guaranteed eventual corruption even if Holstaur's profile doesn't mention it. But it would be amusing if a particularly backwater village wasn't aware of how any of this works and women just start growing lactating cow tits seemingly at random. I'm sure their husbands wouldn't mind it.

>>11757 isn't there a mention about thick holstaur milk, milked during the holstaur either being in heat or pleasured/fucked so it contains more mana causing stronger stamnia restoration in males and monster girls but turns human woman into a holstaur? I certainly wouldn't want my neighbors daughter be drinking that

>>11758 Yeah you are right, I forgot to check milk's own entry. >I certainly wouldn't want my neighbors daughter be drinking that Y-yeah, it would suck if someone were to secretly swap their regular milk with extra-extra thick Holstaur milk, haha

>>11759 luckily i only buy from the best quality (cheapest) vendors so that would never happen.

>>11720 Religion from the MGE world, that's opposed to the monsters and the monster lord. As things stand, they're the ones in the right, if monsters are left unchecked they're gonna make human women extinct, and monsters never give birth to any humans, so men would also go extinct and literally everyone would lose.

>>11761 >so men would also go extinct and literally everyone would lose. IIRC KC handwaved it away by saying that monster girls can/will eventually start giving birth to incubus in order to prevent extinction, though that does beg the question if that is general knowledge among the humans of the setting.

>>11761 >>11764 human males who have lots of sex with one or multiple monster girls or consume monster girl products also end up developing into incubus like being so an immortal male.

i cant believe it... my own cow raped me...

>>11960 >he didn't fullfil his cows needs. Yep you deserve to be corrected

>>11962 >frequently milked cows are timid and obedient >the longer they go without milking, the more horny and desperate they get >until they snap and just shove their nipples into the mouth of first man they can get their hands on

>>11963 to be honest they breast feed the first person they can find, human male, monster girl and human female too. Human female are in fact in danger as backed up holstaur milk can and will transform their bodies to become one of them.

The cowgirl figure I ordered arrived last week. The head and right arm are removable to make the bra easier to remove. Her colors are nice and vibrant and the base simulates grass by using a fuzzy material. The included illustration the figure was made from has the colors of the standard variant. The front window of the box is shaped after a milk bottle and it is a playful little idea to match the figure. Of course, the body itself is very enticing. She is very thicc up close. With huge aggressive boobs and wide hips to crush a hummie pelvis she is fun to glance at during idle moments and the bright colors really make her stick out on my shelf. The standard variant would have been fine but I did not find too many other cow girl figures to choose from so I wanted this one to be special and colorful plus I like strawberry milk more anyway. I think this might be my first cow girl figure so it was nice to have this. A Kashino figure for Azur Lane is coming up but I'm not sure if I'll still buy that since it is $300 and takes a lot of space. With this, I can be more than satisfied. It is a very nice figure to represent my love for cow girls. The best part: the ears are not part of an accursed headband! The tail is not an accessory! They are real body parts on the girl so she is a true cow! Here is a link to the figure: https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?scode=FIGURE-163686

>>11998 >actual horns >removable bra Yeah, looking pretty good though buying lewd figures still feels pretty weird to me, my power level is not high enough yet

The cow stares with a smile, knowing your curiosities for other species were destroyed the second you gazed upon her bosom of wonder.

>>12202 the cow smiles as the shota potion starts to work on anon

>>12203 oh noooooo

>>12277 Silly Klutzy airhead cow

>>12277 Why do cows always get stuck in awkward situations?

>>12282 megatits throw off the brain-body mass ratio

>>12282 >>12300 dummy cows

Cows are soft! I want to hug one!

Touching the cow, doing it now

>>12751 Granblue Fantasy? more like Milk Tank Fantasy

>>12765 more like funbag fantasy (2019)

>>12765 damn i love my sensitive milktanks friends. Always fun to play with their breasts and pussy.

Impregnating cows, impregnating them so hard that the only way for them to get from point A to point B is by using rollout/roll around!

>>13084 The best and most fun method of increasing their milk production

>>13085 it's just feels like their nature state to be in.