>>52376 Let's not.

>>52352 They just feel like they're twice as annoying and smug as normal Cheshires. Also maybe a bit older?

wyvern but she's a 90s skater girl

>>52380 The bulk of the 90s was more about rollerblades than skateboards. A wyvern in rollerblades also makes more sense.

>>52379 See, my ideal Cheshire needs the trifecta: >Smugmaxxxing >punmaxxxing >hagmaxxxing I can see why you might not like that, but that IS what peak cheshire performance looks like.

>highschooler Pyrow rolls up to you on an electric scooter >blows a prisoner fruit bubble gum in your face <"sup unc, got rizz?" What do?

>>52380 And her arch rival, the harpy Erica Sparrow!

>>52383 Fling circus peanuts at her!

>>52381 >A wyvern in rollerblades also makes more sense. Landing gear.

>>52386 Man, how would rollerblades even work on wyvern talons?

>>52386 >Landing gear. Exactly.

wyvern tomboys

>>52389 I always forget that wyverns are cute. Too bad I'm terrified of heights.

>>52279 https://files.catbox.moe/pymcrk.jpg

>>52373 Any auntie would eventually get fat after giving birth to your children a couple of times

>>52380 does she use her wings in trick combos? like flying from quarterpipe to rail or something like that? could look cool if she did

>>52393 Coolest part is how she makes dragons seethe at the praise she gets from skater boys.

>Do trick off half pipe >Get sniped off your skateboard by wyvern mid-air >Struggle as you both crash into the grass, though she cushions the blow with her wings mostly >End up pinned beneath sweaty smelly tomboy lizard >"Why did you do that!?" >"Cause. You were gonna crash." silly grin "Dumbass."

>>52392 Heavy duty hips for easy delivery

I went fishing but only caught dogfish. Maybe I need to worship with miss sea bishop some more for good luck.

>>52392 Same as momsters and grandmomsters

We need to stop with the hag obsession.

>>52399 >We You must be at least 18 years old to use this website

>>52399 Don't be a hater, Bapho-chan.

>>52399 All monster eventually become hags, just learn to enjoy it

>>52399 I'm not obsessed with hags. I can stop imagining them amazon mating pressing me at any time!

>no amazon childhood best friend to bully you about how small you are >no amazon childhood best friend to bully about how tall she is

>>52404 I love the shield tail. Very cool.

>>52405 it protects against tail molestation. allegedly.

>>52406 Wouldn't that be an implicit telling that tail molestation is their weakness?

>>52407 I say allegedly. It's only a rumor. A proud people like the amazons would never have such a silly weakness. They are strong, not sensitive! Though, even if some were weak to a tail rub, its unlikely they'd let you exploit it. Chances are if you are in a position to molest her tail, she secretly wanted it anyway. Or she's young and foolish, and not a true warrior yet. They'll happily boast that their ears are also weak points, and that they crumble upon ear nibbles or rubs. That's only because they're too tall for anon to make use of that fact.

>>52399 Don't worry I also love Baphos very much, since secretly most of them are hags in disguise anyways

>>52399 yes, how about 18 year old women instead

>>52383 Have an existential crisis and maybe cry a little bit.

>>52410 >18 year old women Uhuh, young 35yo girls having sex with 18 yo old men

>>52412 only twice his age? scandalous

How about a 100+ year old woman having slow, loving sex with a fat, lonely 44 year old on Sunday, Nov 2, 2025?

100,000 year old ruler of the dragons- >"You mean 100,000 year YOUNG ruler of dragons. Sorry, continue, Sweetie."

>>52408 Her secret is safe with me.

>>52415 Right. So anyway I've heard people saying that the 100,000 year young ruler of the dragons is pretending to be a tour guide because she thinks it'll get her a husband. Can you believe that?

>>52417 dracolinde is definitely getting married first

>>52417 That's ridiculous. He might not notice what's wrong, but other dragons certainly would. They surely aren't all going to go along with it. The empress has no new clothes, she is naked.

>>52415 but i like them old not young

Ordering the spiciest ryuudon despite deonora's subtle and not-so-subtle hints and please-anon-you'll-regret-it begging and then watching her bury her face in her claws as I am utterly defeated by dragonian cooking

>>52410 God I love 17^{9} yo girls

smelly ogre and horc hags

>>52423 You can't handle that.

>>52424 what's the worst thing that could happen

>>52425 Psychological dependence.

>>52426 hag ogre/horc pheromones can't be that dangerous. it'll be fine. I know horcs and ogres are large, powerful and rapey, but im sure that older age will have mellowed them and not made them even more sadistic. it'll be fine.