>>50039 Would Wurms really do that, though? Just go around naked all the time?

Today, I will remind people that Sea Slimes exist, they're like jellyfish but not dangerous

>>50127 if no one was going to stop me from doing it and the environment was amenable, I certainly would FUCK pants, man. and double-fuck socks. clothes blow

>>50107 That hits pretty close to something I think about all the time >surrounded by naked bottom heavy brown monster lolis in a sauna or a hot spring

>>50095 It's only fair, really. >>50107 Attack the salamander. I won't last long in the heat so it's important to make my intentions known early.

>>50131 You're a fool. She's an expert in naked wrestling and fighting in hot environments. You're face is gonna end up buried in one part of her sweaty body, the only question is where.

>>50132 That's a question I intend to have answered, I wasn't expecting to win. Besides, it's not like leaving was an option and this way, no one needs to fight over me because I already made my choice. I look forward to waking up on lizard thighs while she fans me off.

>>50133 >Getting roasted in a sauna underneath a sally's fat sweaty, meaty ass

>>50107 I'll stop moving entirely they can't see me that way I can hold my breath for long enough for them to start looking for me outside and find an opportunity to slip out

>>50134 It's a man's way to die. Per... Ke...

>>50129 >FUCK pants

>>50095 Circle of life right there.

>>50136 Sounds like a good way to pass out from the heat and wake up on hound thighs.

>>50141 It's "the strongest curse word in the world" to my knowledge. There'd be no bottle of vodka in my hand, but otherwise it seems like the most Finnish way to go.

Lava golem vodka...

>>50141 >>50144 you still have your name on

>>50145 Oh god.

>>50144 >I think it's just a greeting You realize you can Google these things, yes? Don't make me tell Sensei that Anon is being lazy again.

>>50142 Perkele isn't really the strongest. Kurwa or "Fuck" in the English lexicon more likely are. Take one guess which one is the favorite term for every umfufufu mamono.

>>50148 Any german anons? I've heard frichen is your guys version of fuck but I have my doubts, and I don't wanna write Deutschland hounds and orcs saying the wrong thing

>Entrants must write a short story, descriptive piece or similar related to (at least) one of the three topics: >"Sauna" >"Perkele" >"Finalnd" >Submissions must be between 4 and 10 words. >Submissions should be complete in Finnish >The deadline for submissions is Christmas. The deadline for reading and voting will be on the coldest day of the new year. >whitehorn seksi is allowed >Anything not allowed in this board is also banned(NTR, "Swedish" fetishes, etc) >Submissions don't need to be set in scandinavia, but do need to include frosty monsters or fiery host monsters. >There will be 3 winners, first to 3rd place by popular vote, who will get a full coffee and vodka. However, even if you don't win don't feel discouraged, the rest of the participants will get a free heavy metal concert ticket with a frosthound, so there is something in it for everyone. >Writers new, old and returning encouraged to not talk to each other and respect each other's introversion.

>>50148 >Kurwa Beaver MG when?

>>50149 It's "Ficken", but it doesn't work as a curseword. It's difficult to explain in english, but in german it's just the word for fucking. Doesn't really work well as a curseword.

>>50152 >It's difficult to explain in english Nah you're good, I'm vaguely aware of the differences in language structure, my knowledge of german might be high school level and from 18 years ago, but that's better than not knowing and thinking google translate is completely accurate. It also helps when I end up playing with folks on HD2 at 3 a.m. In any case though, I'm most likely just going to change P.O.V.s for characters speaking different languages just to write in english for the reader's benefit. Might still have a few non-English words overheard by characters, but it might not be as much of a bilingual bonus as I'd like.

>>50141 >>50142 The best way to explain it is imagine if modern greeks used "Zeus" or "Heracles" as a swear word. It's only half swear word in the modern definition, and half is ancient world -era word of power swearing in a specific god's name. Written finnish didn't even exist back then, but the tradition survived in some form through stuff like christian conversion and butthurt priests telling everyone Perkele is synonymous with Satan. Truly the strongest god.

>>50154 Without irony a Cimmerian ass curse. It's like proclaiming 'Crom!', since he and his devils are the things that fuck with Conan's people. >>50151 Beavers would be hosers, g'huy.

chocolate hebis are perhaps more crazier than regular hebis but they are still a bunch of sweethearts

Apophis and hebi wardrobe swap

>>50156 I'd just call her a fucking nigger, that will get rid of her.

Auntster Saturday? yeah auntster Saturday!

Draconic slurs for humans that anon, a mere earth human, doesn't know are slurs meant to degrade him.

>>50155 >It's like proclaiming 'Crom!', since he and his devils are the things that fuck with Conan's people. It's not exactly that as far as I know, it's more like using the word implies that you mean to say either "Perkele grant me strength" or "By Perkele's name I swear I will sort this shit out" in it's original context.

>>50159 Saturday is for your grandmomster

>>50162 Needs more wrinkles

>>50161 Naruhodo.

>>50163 And sprinkles if it goes to tomorrow. Because it'll be a Sundae.

>>50163 I still don't know how to feel about a family member give birth to my babies

>>50167 It's only acceptable when it's your bro (female).

>>50167 In monster families it's not really a weird thing, more like the norm. It's a different culture, you wouldn't get it.

>>50168 >"Epic prank goes wrong and I end up giving birth to my bro's baby (no homo)"

>>50170 It also works for your bro ((female) no, like, from birth).

>>50167 You should be proud, se keep going at it

>>50150 mämmi sauna suomi kyrpä >>50157 Apophis earnestly working as a shrine maiden would be cute. Meanwhile if you convince Shirohebi that the Pharaoh is after her husband, she'll overthrow the kingdom faster than any grapesnek in history.

>>50170 >"Epic prank goes wrong and I end up giving birth to my bro's baby (no homo)" >"for the fifth time"

>>50167 I'm kinda on edge about mom,s grandmas and aunts giving birth to my babies in doujinshi, but I personally believe that sisters giving birth to their brother's babies is the right choice The wincest option is always brother x sister

>>50176 Look, IRL, we all know incest is fucked up. BUT I need a mommy to demand my seed nightly. A MOMMY, goddamn it!

>>50167 Your big sister called first dibs, its only fair.

>>50178 the danger level of rabbits and their sexual appetite is frequently underestimated

>>50176 For me it's sisters and aunts, but I can go even more degenerate if the situation presents itself

>>50178 But the oppai loli imouto game is too strong

>>50182 Too much bush for an imouto

>>50181 there are already too many squirrels, please stop

>>50176 Same but if older monsters in my family start to act like if I was in a Regura doujinshi then I'm all theirs, there's no way I would be able to resist

>>50185 Regura Onee-sans are the best

How do you deal with the fact that there are many cold bugs and reptiles out there right now but you're bed is only large enough to fit so many wives?

>>50187 I'm a 1 wife kind of man, but you're right that it is a very dark time out there for boogs and reps.

>>50187 adopt every monster in need

>>50186 It seems that he was trying to draw a Shirohebi but gave up on the next picture

>>50187 All I can do is hope that other, less choosy men are out there making more sons for them.

>>50184 As long as my auntster demands more babies I'm afraid that would be impossible

>>50184 Then Danukis it is.

>>50184 But squirrels are cute and have that built-in blanket!

>>50171 On that note, is there any art of pregnant/mom pyrow? I dont recall ever seeing any

>>50196 There are pictures of hag Pyrows but not pregnant ones as far as I know

>>50196 I need to remember to bring it up to Legit if he shows up again.

Fuggg need mamono to help with hangovers

>>50187 I'm really cold, can't help them.if I'm already dead cold

was I wrong all along?... are foxes not trying to consume and ruin your bloodline, but merely to continue their own? are there actually some honest, trustworthy foxes out there? is there a good fox out there? I'm starting to doubt everything I've ever thought

Thought you might want to know, a Cupid Sniper is aiming at you right this very moment.

>>50203 oh sh

>>50203 that's my moral support sniper in case I do something cringe i'll have you know

If you were going on a vacation in the MG world, where would you go? Asking for a friend

>>50207 Pandemonium. Stretch a weekend vacation into a month with their time magic, finally get some good rest, and as a bonus I get to use the "are you an angel" pickup line without everyone in the room cringing.

>>50207 The Cat Kingdom because the visual of basically Ulthar clashing witth ancient Egyptian architecture will forever amuse me.

>>50207 The museum to be raped by gargs n' grems.

>>50207 The mofu HQ.

Horn molestation

>>50214 Tail worship

>>50215 id never worship a monster's tail. not a fluffy one. not a silky smooth succ one. not a rough shaggy one. not a fat scaley one. not 2 tails nor 3 or any number more. ...and if monsters think I'm lying, they are welcome to shove their tails in my face so I may do things other than kiss, hug and massage them.

>>50215 Leg kissing

>>50207 I almost never vacation (don't like travel). BUT If you made me do a portal vacay temp stay thing, I am basically into: >Museums >Monuments / ruins / castles / etc. >Local cuisine >Nature preserves (see nature, avoid giant hikes) So I'd stick to major cities and places Deonora had a melty and did some 'splosions. I would also probably stare so much, so long, at so many exotic ladies that my actual vacation would just be a non-stop plappathon somewhere with a woman who doesn't appreciate men who look but don't touch.

>>50217 Gently poking antennae while saying "boop"

>>50218 Also, if there were any kind of "Ride a Monstergirl" things, like how some zoos let you ride an elephant or whatnot, I would absolutely ride an Ushi and I know I KNOW I KNOW that's just going to result in her running off to a secluded location for a picnic lunch and handholding and I DON'T CARE. Miss Ushi seems like such a snuggly girl to hold onto from behind while dashing through the wilderness that it'll be worth it.

>>50219 Scale polishing.

>>50221 Wing preening

>>50222 Claw filing

>>50221 What happens to scales once they become Polish? Do they demand kielbasa and vodka?

>>50224 You joke, but applying a soft disinfectant is part of polishing scales.

>>50225 >t. lizard bait anon

>>50228 You couldn't even comprehend how many species i'm bait for.

>>50226 I'm going to give her the GD The Giant Dad

>>50197 >>50198 >>50196 Well then I really hope yerb or somebody takes up the challenge, the teen mom mg not having any mom art is sad

turns out there wasnt free robux in that rundown shrine.

>>50150 Voi vitun vittu

>>50150 Saunassa on hyvät löylyt, perkele! Lukekaa Wurm-tarinani, homot!

>>50235 >Lukekaa Wurm-tarinani, homot! kek

>>50235 I only read Wurm stories in the original Klingon.

>>50207 I'd just hang out in the web.

I cast Matosade

>>50238 >t. arachne bait anon

Wurm vampires be like >ZA WURMO >WURM-ROLLER DA >I'M GOING TO WURM ALL OVER YOU

I really like when monsters keep the score, I wonder if they do that to themselves or the doctor, mother, wet nurse or midwife does it after they give birth like how we do it with cattle

>>50232 Same as Troll If portals had opened already I would keep them pregnant 24/7 since birth

>>50239 IT'S RAINING WURMS (Hallelujah) IT'S RAINING WURMS

>>50240 It's the hunter that baits thier traps with something irresistible to thier prey. Arachnes are bait for me.

Make rough love to the sweet monsters. Make sweet love to the rough monsters.

>>50246 Make taco love to sandwich monsters Make sandwich love to taco monsters

>>50245 >Anon jumps into Miss Arachne's web to attempt to ambush her >Arachne waits for Anon to get distracted so she can ambush him >Both of them end up falling asleep, un-ambushed Many such cases

>>50242 echidnas have straight up leaderboards

You know, for all the things insects are known for, it's kind of weird that there isn't a dedicated broodmother mamono.

APL

>>50242 The higher the score the more state benefits monsters receive

>>50251 >no Queen Bee >no Queen Ant >no Queen Termite Come on KC

>>50252 Feeding apples to a greenworm until she ahegaos.

>>50255 NO. APPLE FOR BUG.

>>50251 wonder how big a clutch of ushi eggs is

>>50254 Queen bees are implied to exist, it's just not much of a focus in the profile itself. >>50257 KC leaves it all to your imagination, but i'd like to imagine it's around 10. Big enough, but still manageable in terms of pregnancy, birth and raising.

>>50258 i wouldnt want a direct answer from KC for that. speculated mysteries are often more interesting than answers

>>50259 Is this some sort of action movie hatter?

>>50258 This just in: Anon boasts he can "manage" around 10 ushis at once.

>>50207 The snowlands, they seem like welcoming, friendly monsters

>>50207 some big fancy eros temples in whatever their vatican is royal makai during holidays graped up desert casino town redeeming a free trip to dragonia as awarded by the dragonia travel bureau

>>50251 Broodmother is a prestige class any bug can spec into down the line.

>>50261 This is certainly not something one should say out in the open. Don't want to imagine the consequences...

>>50239 >wizard anon decides it's a good idea to cast Matosade (he found it from a chest!) >Does it in a holy mountain >Countless wurms rain down burrowing through the ground going even deeper >anon being the graceful and skilled wizard he is, rapid casts short teleport bolt to avoid all the falling wurms >Teleports directly into the breasts of Stella who proceeds to punish anon for his misdeeds >as she tenderly rapes anon for pissing off the gods she whispers the sweetest words into his ears >skill issue there are bets in place to see if anon will cast omega saw blade directly.

>>50265 Whatever, man, I would love to spend a bunch of time with TEN Ushis. We could get up to some shenanigans, I'll be.

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>>50270 Art gote?

>>50270 more heavenhound art!

>>50270 exquisite sally

>>50270 meidos with heart pupils are a force of nature you cant reason with

>>50270 Which way, anon?

>>50275 Shog with a tactical nuke.

>>50275 Neither, I have to deal with enough angry fat chicks in real life.

>>50275 the cute 4head on the right. Is that an uzi?

>>50277 Oh, ho ho ho ho! You WISH that was the way a fat kiki looked.

>>50275 I'll take the gentle one on the left. >>50279 >Is that an uzi? I think it's a Famas.

>>50270 That Kiki caught that fish with her bare hands, 100%. They don't teach that in maid school, shogs could never.

>>50243 >Same as Troll At least one.

>>50283 Axem is the only one that drew pregnant Troll and P'orc

>>50283 >>50284 By me

>>50282 shogs tend to hunt penguins

>>50279 >>50281 >Uzi >Famas It's a C96 Mauser Broomhandle. That's the joke.

>>50275 maids look better with knives than guns. it's simply more intimate

>>50288 Guns are for specialized assignments, knives have day to day usage. Of course a Kiki would be proficient with both and most likely carries knives at all times. Yes, even that one you think wouldn't hurt a fly. How do you think your Beelz neighbor that was eye fucking you got those black eyes?

>>50287 Huh, impressive. Wonder if she'll show me how she dismantles it for cleaning

>>50289 >How do you think your Beelz neighbor that was eye fucking you got those black eyes? she flew into the window glass, again

>>50290 >she dismantles it for cleaning More of an automaton maid thing.

This raises an important question. Can shog form explosives out of her own body?

>>50293 Well Erubite in MGQ could create hydrogen bombs inside her body, why not Shogs?

>>50294 Depends on if you want some kind of internal consistency. I'd imagine Shogs would need to use some kind of magic.

>>50291 Reminder to use curtains to reduce the risk of absent-minded bird monsters crashing through your windows.

>>50296 A false mana marker would make for a better deterrent.

>>50293 it's plausible, if inelegant

>>50297 i heard those were illegal

>>50299 Maybe you should stop hearing so much.

Loli balrog ass in a miniskirt and a g-string

>>50301 Fat brown balrog tits and ass in a neon fishnet bodysuit

>>50301 >>50302 i'd fight her for 3 days and 3 nights, maybe

Spoon, the killer of writefags and manti's tailpussy

>>50293 They CAN, but would only do so for purely peaceful purposes, like if Mastah wants a cool waterfall somewhere and she spots a river.

its my birthday post lizard girls, also i'm not deonora I'm a regular human male with an affinity for dragon and lizard girls I promise

>>50307 some lizard

>>50308 Sir, those are cows

>>50307 Enjoy your birthday, you're ripe for reptiles every year anyway. >>50310 Just one.

>>50310 All monsters eventually turn into cows, it's their evolutionary chain Even the flat ones

>>50312 return to agriculture. your domesticated species miss you

>>50307 Dragons and Salamanders are mating press magnets.

>>50314 I'm not a fan of dark skin, but I doubt I would be able to control myself in front of those brown reptiles

This monkey's gone to heaven

>>49459 >>49461 >>49467 >>49537 >>49539 >>49774 >>50039 i liked these posts from the last thread that i couldn't get around to in time thank you for your attention

>>50314 >>50311 >>50308 >>50312 Thank Ye

>>50316 Funny anal monkeys are fine too

>>50303 >These Balrogs and their Flame Cities aren't shit >One bottle of Dragonian Firewater later <CAN'T STOP FUCKING THE NIGHT AWAY

>>50319 monkey armpit erotic

>>50321 You shouldn't let a kakuen know about such kinks. She'd mock you endlessly for it.

>>50307 I'm sorry, I do not have any dragon pics. Please accept these cute dorks in lieu of dragons.

>>50307 all i got is hydra

>>50307 All I got is one Barb and some dumbass ( affectionate ) earth dragons.

>>50307 got plenty of lizzer. all single, might i add.

>>50310 They may not be the lean mean fighting machines they were in the old days but there's no need to be rude about it.

>>50327 look at that scrawny little thing, her tail is way too thin! she needs to bulk up or she will never attract a man.

>>50328 You FOOL! Everyone knows that men don't care about tails. They care about WINGSPAN.

>>50328 earthshaking tails impacting the ground got me feeling unwise

>>50330 no one likes those haughty dorks with wings that take up all the space at the convince store, men much less so. besides, those girls didnt have wings to begin with. >>50332 see! men love tails more.

>>50328 I like fat everything

>>50334 I like those haughty dorks, though. I want a lady who can give winghugs to a whole brood of children!

>Why did the hebi hate social media? She found out that her posts were getting more engagement than she was!

We have zombie dragons, why can't we have ghost dragons as well?

>>50339 dracowisp

>>50340 malefwisp >you need to kill yourself NOW.

>>50341 What's a male fwisp?

>>50342 you're playing with ghost dragon fire.

>>50335 Same

>>50344 Even FAT DICKS?

>>50270 I saw an art of a salamander dressed as a belly dancer here earlier and now I cant find it. What happened?

>>50134 >sally sits on your face so hard she gives you freckles like a rubber stamp

Monday, the eternal red dot day

>>50138 >date night with ittan gf >she knows of a little place where she can take you for a spin >one of her old haunts where you can have some good clean fun >gives you some quarters so you aren't left high and dry >hell yeah, we're going to the arcade!! >get there >laundromat

>>50349 Eh, it could be worse. At least she'll be warm and fluffy later and you can throw in a dryer sheet with a flirty scent on it.

It's cold, it's raining, I have a hot tea in the office, only missing one thing

>>50351 Yeah, ham.

contemplating the meaning of the zap

>>50352 Meh, could use some in a sandwich but not in bed >>50353 Taste like copper

>Tastes like Copper You bet it does, Punk. That's the taste of the law.

>>50357 The Law tastes like paper and expensive perfume. Cops aren't the law, they just inforce it.

>>50357 Hellhound scent..

>>50349 >>hell yeah, we're going to the arcade!! >>get there >>laundromat < Help me, Step-Anon, I'm stuck...

Your friendly reminder that unicorns are NOT chill monsters if you are a virgin.

>>50362 Corns are hornier than Hebis because they can't even schlick while waiting for their Anon to arrive.

>>50362 But I thought they'd like me...

>>50362 Guess i'm safe from Hoss rape then.

>>50150 A short greentext from the [FC 26] topics: Sacrifice >be Anon >a random split in reality opens, everybody else is panicking >Anon trying to restrain his throbbing hardon, dives headlong thru the mamono portal >no mamonos just weird dudes in long robes >"Wtf? Where are the hot mamono girls?" >'Filthy heretic! Mamonos are demonspawn, you must serve the Old God or die!' >Anon gets dragged to an altar on the mountaintop, the big knife gets raised... >'Oh great OldGod, accept this unworthy sacrifice' >"Hey, wait a minute, this stuff ir actually real? The OldGod and the Demon Lord and everything?" >'Of course there are foul Demons, now prepare your filthy soul.' >One last chance... >"Oh Great DemonLord, accept these 12 unworthy males as my sacrifice!!!" >loud cries as a horde of Harpies swoop in and carry off every chanting nutcase <"Anon, your sacrifice is acceptable, as a reward you may choose the form of your Devourer." >Anon breaks out in sweat concentrating so hard >> [bigtittykikimaido - bigtittykikimaido - bigtitty....] < You have chosen... wisely

>>50366 I read that as "big kitty kikimaido"

>>50367 >the meido shows up >she's wearing fake cat ears <"CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!" someone from the alley yells

>>50368 Honestly, I am pretty into mamono who cosplay as other mamono, ESPECIALLY when they do it in a silly, half-assed way. >Any mamono wearing fake cat ears >Kiki with 2 extra pairs of arms and fake fangs >Kej using her hair as fake sneks

>>50150 >>50367 > big kitty tiki maido Catgirl in a grass hula-skirt? /pol/ Catgirl holding a lighted bamboo torch?

>>50366 Anon missed an opportunity there to become a servant of the old one and get saved/fixed by some mamono hero.

>>50371 Hence, SACRIFICE

>>50372 Sacrificing the oportunity of getting cool tentacle and mindcontrol powers that you can later use on your wife?

>>50367 I need the catbird kiki

>>50374 Are you SURE?

>>50375 I always forget gryphon, not a fan of their profile and psychology. A maid gryphon would be ok but it's not cat enough, no cat ears, fluffy paws...

>>50376 She has 2 scary claws and 2 fluffy paws

>>50377 KISS. THE. PAW.

>>50360 Guaranteed to sedate any aggressive human criminal (jaywalked)

>>50371 >the old one The Old One awakens but still calls the Catgirl the naughty N-word.

>>50380 Neko?

>>50381 it would be nekors

>>50346 i don't know

>>50380 Miss nyagga

>>50384 I hope wikifag fixes the problem and puts this in the imgbox properly Also reminder that bladedancing is an actual swordfighting style so dont make fun of her

something something plant-based milk

>>50387 I will NOT consume the soy I will NOT live in ze pod I WILL own everything and I WILL be happy

>>50387 I wonder what all of those appendages are for.

>>50389 Have you ever seen a sundew plant?

>>50390 Yeah, but they don't really look similar.

>>50358 You can always negotiate with the district attorney to lessen your sentence. You may not like how she defines '100 hours of community service' though.

>>50392 What's there not to like about servicing the comunity?

>>50393 you're mostly going around with a mop and bucket cleaning up areas of mysterious fluids

>>50393 Its a small town, so she and all of her deem relatives occupy all the seats of power. For the petty crime of building a killdozer, this rigged system has conspired against you!

>>50395 Damn coy demon, just begging to get her spade molested

>>50394 That's what newly graduated Kikis are for. >>50395 I can only hope that they be gentle with their sentencing in their freat Deem wisdom.

How do you explain to an enthusiastic monster girl that chess is in fact NOT played with a vibrator signalling you the moves

>>50398 How do you explain to a monster that chess doesn't end up in sex?

>>50399 Now let's not be hasty

>>50398 That's exactly how it's played when you have a skill issue but also have a friend who's good at chess.

>>50386 The reason is it's AI slop

Lim https://x.com/losenis/status/1980098339380039998

>>50405 Special needs forces

>>50403 Alp slop?

The age of alp is over. The age of apl has begun

>>50408 Gnomes ate all the apples, sorry

>>50408 False, this is the age of lap. Bad children will be made into good children, and good children will be rewarded.

>>50409 we must meet the gnomish and wurmish threat. by the pen or by the sword, we shall retake our boogright.

>>50401 Eheh funny cat do silly things and make my cock grow

When the damn bugs start to feel like family, you know it's time to quit.

>Go to wonderland >Don't want to be cheshed, but still want to know about where you are >Ask for an audioguide >Narrator is a clear, well-spoken female who sounds full of class >Return to entrance and hand over audioset, mentioning how great the audio guide was >"Why, thank you. It was the performance of a life time" >Cheshire materialises behind you, headset on her ears and microphone in paw >"Though I must admit," the cheshire says, bringing a smoking pipe to her lips, "I am putting on an accent. I'm not normally so eloquent in my speech, but I couldn't just give the game away now could I?" blows smoke in your face "Say... if you rather liked the sound of my voice, then perhaps you would like to hear me moan your name? No need to answer. I'll take that as a yes. Quite. Jolly good. Forthwith and all that." >cheshed

>>50414 Is it really getting cheshed if she behaved herself the entire time? Having an off switch makes her one of the good ones.

>>50411 I need a bug to hold my head against her lips like that beetle is doing to that melon slice.

cheshproof barrier deployed

>>50417 lol, lmao

Winter is approaching Hug the first single hebi you see. She will very much appreciate that.

>>50415 I would say so. She pulled off a ruse.

>>50420 >Epic cheshire cat prank: acting normal Wonderland was a mistake. Save the mushrooms and caterpillars, burn the rest.

>>50418 she fell for it it wasn't a cheshproof barrier it's a magic ward that hypnotizes cheshires into being well-behaved, consent-respecting maids

>>50421 What do you mean? It was an epic prank? Epic. He didn’t want a Cheshire guide so he could have a good tour of wonderland. He got a good tour, believing it was good because it was chesh free. And then, BAM, it was Cheshire all along. He had been rused into appreciating a cheshires guiding abilities. Cheshed. Plain and simple. Epic.

Unfortunately the Wonderland guides are a little short staffed at the moment, so they pulled in one of the royal guards to show you around. She's never done this before so she's understandably quite nervous.

>>50424 Cool cloak

>>50422 Nice, give the recipe

>>50426 I'd love to but unfortunately I can't risk the cheshires getting ahold of it and reverse engineering it and uno reverse carding me

>>50413 The spiders in my apartment are pretty much family.

>>50406 That one's good.

>>50419 If anything it'd be the Hebi who hugs me first. Remember, if you can see a Hebi, she already saw you.

>>50430 why not taking the initiative she will fall in love with you even more

I hear a good way to tame reptiles is to leave a piece of your clothing in their enclosure, so that they get used to your scent and stop seeing you as a threat.

>>50424 What temprament does the wock have when compared to her dorkish joke of a cousin the regular dragon?

>>50432 >I keep Anon's shirt under my pillow so I can memorise how my rival smells i think you just made it worse.

>>50432 That's when they become addicted to your scent and stealing your shirt

>>50435 You can easily counter that by asking her if she loves the shirt more than she loves you.

anon is not immune to his wife's scent either

>>50433 You must go to WOCKtoberfest and discover this for yourself, it must been seen to be believed.

>>50427 Understable, I will try to find my own recipe via trial and error on my chesh friend

>>50431 But what do i do if she collapses from the unexpected affection.

I don't want to find a job I want an undead noblewoman sugar mommy.

>>50428 And the hottest part of family is INCESTUOUS SEX. Fuck them Spiders, Anon! THE BUG GODDESS DEMANDS IT!

>>50424 I'm sure she at least knows where the best places to eat are.

gabaghoul? ova heeere

>>50434 Now he can demand a pair of her panties to allow him to do the same. >NEMESIS

>>50440 Rape her. Yandere LOVE when you beat them at their own game.

When you're lying in your sleep, when you're lying in your bed And you wake from your dreams, to go dancing with the dead When you're lying in your sleep, when you're lying in your bed And you wake from your dreams, to go dancing with the dead

>>50447 I'm reading this to the tune of ghostbusters.

>>50448 It's Ironed Meido's underrated album, Dance of Death

>>50447 you'd think "the funk of forty thousand years" they talk about in Thriller is just 'haha corpses smell bad' but no, them undead really know how to schmove their bodies. and don't ever get into a breakdancing competition with a Zombie, she can do a headstand spin and not get dizzy because her head doesnt spin, only the torso.

>>50442 >When the portals opened, i didn't have any time. >I was never really scared of spiders. >And least of all house spiders. >They just hang around in corners, capturing and eating the bugs that would otherwise annoy you. >Just like cats chase mice, and dogs chase intruders, spiders are part of the family. >They even avoid moving in your active hours. They are really polite. >Well, unless you are their prey. <"Wake up anon, rise and shine" >That voice woke me up one serendipitous day. <"Ufufu. You always take so long to rouse back to consciousness. Quite the heavy sleeper." >There was something familiar to it despite the fact that i had never heard it. <"Oh, there we go. Good morning sweetheart." >I open my eyes to find myself face to face with an eight eyes woman. <"Now don't go struggling, i don't want you to hurt yourself." >She lazily points to the white cocoon wrapping around my arms and legs. >"Mphfmhh?" I try saying, but my mough is similarly bound. <"Let's not be hasty, i KNOW you don't have anything else going on at this hour. Surely you recognize me. Loong legs, grey fuzz, cute, curious eyes that seem to watch you when you aren't looking, or even when you are. Ufufu, i see you are somewhat confused still. Does THAT tell you something?" >She points to the corner where the spider in my room usually builds her webs, which are now broken and empty. <"Luckily i was still small and light when i fell from there... Still confused i see. Not like i know much either. but i do know something..." <"You told me once i was part of the family." <"Today, we get to make one."

>>50454 >I don't know what the fuck is going on >But I do know that I am horny Many such cases. The Daybof the Rape is going to be weird for a lot of people.

>>50456 But think about the monstergirls tho

>>50458 I was. I may be horny, but I'd know what was going on.

>>50447 Agreed

>>50454 destroy arachnophobia, embrace arachnophilia

>>50454 Oh man, cute.

>>50441 ancient evils, in my area? it's more likely that you think

>>50461 SPIDER CAKES

>>50450 >Haha corpses smell bad They don't smell like anything. Except dusty old bones full of green dust.

>>50467 That's weird, my corpse wife smells like apples, cinnamon, and oranges. Sounds like a skill issue tbqh fam-a-lamma-ding-dong.

>>50465 i dont get it. if they're "ancient", then why does there seem to be more and more of them every day?

>>50469 seals work like cicadas where they all hatch at once every so often

>>50469 Foxes are, and I say this with love, basically "OOPS, ALL STARSCREAMS". So in the bad old days, all they did was betray each other and scheme, then stab other mamono in the back, or the front, or the side. And plot to take over the world. It was all too damn much. Their own fellow mamono (especially other foxes, as they are all duplicitous to a fault) started killing them. When that just led to EVEN WORSE ghost foxes, they stopped. And, well... They switched to sealing them away. That's why you can't swing a dead cat in Zipangu without finding some weird old fox shrine with a sealed up fox spirit in it somewhere. In the new era, these foxes are still problematic, but in a cute, horny way. And because there's dozens of generations of them just sitting around waiting to be uncovered, they just seem to be multiplying like crazy. Plus, of course, they're FOXES. They're very horny ladies, so once they're out, they get back to reproducing pronto.

>>50468 Not everybody can have a wife that smells like your mom's apple pie, Gerald. Where the hell did you even find her, the oven of a house made out of ginger bread?

>>50473 Well, she's definitely not my dead mom resurrected to be my wife.

>>50469 And that was how Anon became aware of the ancient evil baby boom. Suddenly so many things made sense.

>>50474 That's what you think.

>>50470 I'm a simple man, I see seal I pull Also ancient evil erotic

>>50471 What about foxes outside of Zipangu and the Mist Continent? Reports of homemaker/housewife types with grey fur have had the kikis at the academy freaking out for months now.

>>50478 some kind of coyote, maybe

>>50479 No, Anon. Ancient foxes turn gray.

>>50478 Korean foxes are less schemy, but more violent. They mostly suffered similar fates. Foxes outside of those areas are surprisingly rare, but beware of English foxes. As the Disney documentary shows, they're disgusting furries.

>>50480 >>50481 I wonder why the kikis are worried, then. They're probably just crying over spilled borscht or something.

>>50482 Man, who knows? Wouldn't shock me if there's fox trickery about, just less of it.

Young foxes or no deal.

>>50484 Oooof. Ancient foxes are like a fine wine. The cork gets stuck in the fucking bottle no matter how hard you try to avoid it, and then you're just praying the ancient cork doesn't fuck up the wine too much as you fish out what you can before running the rest through a sieve.

>>50484 800 years is still young.

>>50484 young is a state of mind

I prefer my foxes <BEEG <OLD <SNEAKY

I prefer my foxes mid-sized (ideally huge tits) and pretty stupid, without a deceptive bone in their bodies. age matters little as long as she isn't childlike in form. also ideally a bumpkin fox

>>50489 i could be swayed

>>50490 mischief is fine. good even it's just when it turns to lies that my "I will not be foxed flush these horrible animals down the toilet" crusade kicks back in

>>50492 it might have been a safe day, you don't know

>>50487 Only old people say this.

>>50469 Kinda want to get back to sleep in that tail

>>50463 Is this one of those math problems where you need to figure out the difference in length

Mhm, that glacier-skinned sorceress who summoned a torrent to bury the trail and make you scramble for shelter is very welcoming and friendly. Look at that, she already had tea for you. What luck that this mountain hermit who has longed for the company of a man for decades made a double batch of stew just on a whim.

>>50497 >>50262

>>50480 stinky

>>50463 Me on the right

>Go hiking >Get ambushed by a fearsome manticore >She starts her man-eating monologue >Get close to her >Grab her ears and molest them >Tamed >"Apex predator" I'm going to try it out in the wild and write a report

>>50503 I'm more of a >grab her tail >swing her around a few times and yeet her yelling >"so long, gay batcat!" kind of guy

>>50502 >>50503 Local man so mindbroken by manticore tail pussy he's stuck in an endless loop of trying to "tame" one

Taming takes time, dedication, and most of all, familiarity. If you just go and attack a feral monster's weakpoint, there will be consequences the next morning, and the search and rescue teams will be late at best.

>>50506 With a little bit of knowledge you can easily avoid the consequences.

>>50504 That's maybe a little bit too mean, especiallyif you hurt her >>50506 I just need to push forward until the feral monster become a nice and proper maid. Can't be that hard >>50505 >he's stuck in an endless loop of trying to "tame" one Yes.

Honestly, I could only "tame" a willing mamono

>>50512 You can't demonstrate any kind of hesitation or lack of willingness during the taming process. Else, the mamono will tame you.

>>50514 But what if you hurt her body or feelings ?

>>50514 I don't want weird dominance games with my wife. Sure, maybe I like being called Mommy's Good Boy, but that's no reason to turn this partnership into something abusive.

>>50515 A scratch or two won't bother her, and the only feeling hurt would be her pride. She'll be fine and plenty happy once she finally admits to herself that she was tamed. >>50519 >into something abusive. Why does it need to be abusive?

>>50520 Because I don't want to threaten my manticore wife with a spoon, man.

>>50521 Eheh >>50520 >finally admits to herself that she was tamed Would that even happen? Only time could tall but it's a dangerous endeavor

>>50521 It doesn't need to come to that, you know. Taming a manticore requires more pleasure than pain. >>50522 Perseverence is the key. She needs to be slowly mindbroken. THe will of an apex predator doesn't give in easily but that's what makes it so appealing.

I ask of you, are you man enough to create new life from death?

>>50521 A real man tames with nothing but his bare hands You break in wild horses by riding them until they let you direct them, its not so different for feral mamono. >spoon Jesus christ don't bring up weapons of mass destruction to a mere taming. You'll core her like a grapefruit with such dangerous equipment.

>>50523 <taming a manticore >extremely dangerous, meticulous process where her willpower is slowly whittled down over weeks or months of effort <taming an anon >smile and call him a good boy

>>50524 I guess it woukd be appropriate for October

>>50526 Yes, I want to be called a good boy. Ideally Mommy's Good Boy.

>>50526 Dangerous endeavors harvest the most beautiful flowers

>>50529 but anon the flower district is a 5 minute tram ride away

>>50530 I meant the flower at the end of that tail

>>50531 Missed opportunity to put a ball gag on the tail.

>>50532 but how do you use it if it's blocked? Think anon, think

>>50533 We are using a different pussy today.

>>50534 No, Anon! Put Whiskers down! She’s just a house cat!

>>50535 Someday. Someday you'll be funny...

>>50534 You need to do the tailpussy first

>>50524 Ochimushas are supposed to guard their aruji-donos, not seduce them

>>50540 Sleeping in the same bed means you can be near to your Aruji-dono if anything happens. Ochimusha have been doing this for centuries, you shouldn't question their wisdom.

>>50494 it's just your imagination

>>50542 She does NOT fit in that chair

>>50543 To be fair, she's sitting on the edge rather than the middle.

>>50544 To be fair, her ass is too fat to sit on the chair any other way.

Why haven't you accepted bugs into your heart yet?

>>50547 Instructions unclear hugging the bug.

>>50547 I strongly dislike them, expect for the mantis, a nice story made her look cute

>>50549 How can you say such things? Many bugs are cute

>>50549 which one?

>>50551 Would you turn down a papillion or a moth? They're technically bugs.

>>50540 It's not seduction is he cums inside, just filling her duty

>>50554 I've seen Shogun (the old series), I know all about "pillowing"

>>50541 >>50554 When it comes to ochimusa, how do y'all feel about the skeleton arm?

>>50547 As long as they aren't in my physical heart making me need medical attention, it's mostly a matter of unappealing gimmicks and undesirable body plans. I like wonderworms and papillon and I'd willingly take a profile mantis, but the rest range from bleh to eh without some individual quality to put her above the base expectation the profile sets.

you know what they say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach

>>50524 I want to pound the stoic noble warrior/knight girl and make her moan and pant like a mere female in private

>>50556 I don't like it but also thankfully usually forget it's there and it doesn't have to be on the actual monster, either.

>nobody succposts anymore >not even a dedicated succposter or succthirster >not even a succhizo just give it to me straight. succ is never coming back.

>>50561 Please take heart succ, there's nothing wrong with being a vanilla nobody. I would know, I am one

>>50561 >nobody succposts anymore That's not true. >>not even a dedicated succposter or succthirster. not even a succhizo Good. Dedicated *posters are always at least a little annoying even if they aren't doing anything wrong. I'm fine with quiet succ superiority, they don't need constant wanking.

>>50563 you should let your succ constantly wank you.

>please take heart succ she will take this invitation to steal your heart and then get into bed with you and do the sex.

>>50564 Well, she'll need to do it quietly. And if she can throw in some succ sucking from time to time that would be nice.

I NEED to see two cute shy foxes kissing for the first time

Get a mocha chocolate fox and call her a kitkatsune.

>>50556 Made for kissing and handholding.

What position do you like to sleep with your wife? >Hatter >Spooning, or as she likes to call it, table spoon and tea spoon

>>50570 >Oomu. >Coiled and leglocked, facing eachother in a hug.

>>50571 That’s a lot of legs to lock. You’re going to look like a down up zipper when in her grasp.

>>50570 I was about to answer but realized that I never slept with someone. I don't know what I prefer so can't give you anything

>>50573 One can always imagine, aided by a pillow, perhaps.

>>50574 It wouldn't simulate the warmth, sweet, sounds... Maybe I would hate it and we would sleep on each side of the bed.

>>50561 i'd a succ

>>50570 >Wight >same except she's the much smaller spoon

>>50575 >Maybe I would hate it and we would sleep on each side of the bed. I don't think that's possible.

>>50570 >hellhound >claims to get nightmares if her paws aren't wrapped around me eros please

>>50577 I'd a succ so hard she wouldn't know what hit her.

>>50581 >Lovestruck succ spends months researching Anon, learning his likes and dislikes (they're all perfect!) >Finally, the day comes >She dresses just so >She walks just so >She "bumps into" Anon and bats her eyelashes just so >She loses instantly >Comes to several hours later, covered in semen and sweat and pinned under her exhausted man >Mission successful