>>50039 Would Wurms really do that, though? Just go around naked all the time?

Today, I will remind people that Sea Slimes exist, they're like jellyfish but not dangerous

>>50127 if no one was going to stop me from doing it and the environment was amenable, I certainly would FUCK pants, man. and double-fuck socks. clothes blow

>>50107 That hits pretty close to something I think about all the time >surrounded by naked bottom heavy brown monster lolis in a sauna or a hot spring

>>50095 It's only fair, really. >>50107 Attack the salamander. I won't last long in the heat so it's important to make my intentions known early.

>>50131 You're a fool. She's an expert in naked wrestling and fighting in hot environments. You're face is gonna end up buried in one part of her sweaty body, the only question is where.

>>50132 That's a question I intend to have answered, I wasn't expecting to win. Besides, it's not like leaving was an option and this way, no one needs to fight over me because I already made my choice. I look forward to waking up on lizard thighs while she fans me off.

>>50133 >Getting roasted in a sauna underneath a sally's fat sweaty, meaty ass

>>50107 I'll stop moving entirely they can't see me that way I can hold my breath for long enough for them to start looking for me outside and find an opportunity to slip out

>>50134 It's a man's way to die. Per... Ke...

>>50129 >FUCK pants

>>50095 Circle of life right there.

>>50136 Sounds like a good way to pass out from the heat and wake up on hound thighs.

>>50141 It's "the strongest curse word in the world" to my knowledge. There'd be no bottle of vodka in my hand, but otherwise it seems like the most Finnish way to go.

Lava golem vodka...

>>50141 >>50144 you still have your name on

>>50145 Oh god.

>>50144 >I think it's just a greeting You realize you can Google these things, yes? Don't make me tell Sensei that Anon is being lazy again.

>>50142 Perkele isn't really the strongest. Kurwa or "Fuck" in the English lexicon more likely are. Take one guess which one is the favorite term for every umfufufu mamono.

>>50148 Any german anons? I've heard frichen is your guys version of fuck but I have my doubts, and I don't wanna write Deutschland hounds and orcs saying the wrong thing

>Entrants must write a short story, descriptive piece or similar related to (at least) one of the three topics: >"Sauna" >"Perkele" >"Finalnd" >Submissions must be between 4 and 10 words. >Submissions should be complete in Finnish >The deadline for submissions is Christmas. The deadline for reading and voting will be on the coldest day of the new year. >whitehorn seksi is allowed >Anything not allowed in this board is also banned(NTR, "Swedish" fetishes, etc) >Submissions don't need to be set in scandinavia, but do need to include frosty monsters or fiery host monsters. >There will be 3 winners, first to 3rd place by popular vote, who will get a full coffee and vodka. However, even if you don't win don't feel discouraged, the rest of the participants will get a free heavy metal concert ticket with a frosthound, so there is something in it for everyone. >Writers new, old and returning encouraged to not talk to each other and respect each other's introversion.

>>50148 >Kurwa Beaver MG when?

>>50149 It's "Ficken", but it doesn't work as a curseword. It's difficult to explain in english, but in german it's just the word for fucking. Doesn't really work well as a curseword.

>>50152 >It's difficult to explain in english Nah you're good, I'm vaguely aware of the differences in language structure, my knowledge of german might be high school level and from 18 years ago, but that's better than not knowing and thinking google translate is completely accurate. It also helps when I end up playing with folks on HD2 at 3 a.m. In any case though, I'm most likely just going to change P.O.V.s for characters speaking different languages just to write in english for the reader's benefit. Might still have a few non-English words overheard by characters, but it might not be as much of a bilingual bonus as I'd like.

>>50141 >>50142 The best way to explain it is imagine if modern greeks used "Zeus" or "Heracles" as a swear word. It's only half swear word in the modern definition, and half is ancient world -era word of power swearing in a specific god's name. Written finnish didn't even exist back then, but the tradition survived in some form through stuff like christian conversion and butthurt priests telling everyone Perkele is synonymous with Satan. Truly the strongest god.

>>50154 Without irony a Cimmerian ass curse. It's like proclaiming 'Crom!', since he and his devils are the things that fuck with Conan's people. >>50151 Beavers would be hosers, g'huy.

chocolate hebis are perhaps more crazier than regular hebis but they are still a bunch of sweethearts

Apophis and hebi wardrobe swap

>>50156 I'd just call her a fucking nigger, that will get rid of her.

Auntster Saturday? yeah auntster Saturday!

Draconic slurs for humans that anon, a mere earth human, doesn't know are slurs meant to degrade him.

>>50155 >It's like proclaiming 'Crom!', since he and his devils are the things that fuck with Conan's people. It's not exactly that as far as I know, it's more like using the word implies that you mean to say either "Perkele grant me strength" or "By Perkele's name I swear I will sort this shit out" in it's original context.

>>50159 Saturday is for your grandmomster

>>50162 Needs more wrinkles

>>50161 Naruhodo.

>>50163 And sprinkles if it goes to tomorrow. Because it'll be a Sundae.

>>50163 I still don't know how to feel about a family member give birth to my babies

>>50167 It's only acceptable when it's your bro (female).

>>50167 In monster families it's not really a weird thing, more like the norm. It's a different culture, you wouldn't get it.

>>50168 >"Epic prank goes wrong and I end up giving birth to my bro's baby (no homo)"

>>50170 It also works for your bro ((female) no, like, from birth).

>>50167 You should be proud, se keep going at it