>>52607 Alright then make babies with her

>>52604 >how else can we signal our intent? Dpends on the mamono really. Sometimes a simple confession wil work, other times a more subtle invitation to a date in a karaoke bar will hit the mark.

Even as undead hebi's love is beyond the grave

>>52614 >cosplay tier monster girl

>>52615 Quiet, you! Cosplay enthusiast mamono are a BLESSING.

>>52615 nothing wrong with your wife cosplaying as your favourite character

>>52588 no rest until we have all twelve plagues to properly troll the Pharaoh with burning hail girl that's both ice and fire and air elemental when

>>52620 I'm going to do lewd things to Ms gargoyle during the day and then run away and hide at night.

>>52621 It's going to feel like groping a rock. Unless you're into that. Do you want a soft squishy garg or a solid garg? Maybe she can muster the magic to become alive long enough to pin you beneath her, then back to stone until nightfall.

>>52623 NTA, but there's lewd things you can do to a garg while she is sleeping >Put a pair of your dirty underwear over her head >Draw PART of your address or phone number on her boobs >Whisper sweet nothings into her ear >Dress her up in a tear-away maid outfit...

>>52616 >Wight - Asuka's all Wight.jpg I can't find that particular picture in the Nextcloud archive to confirm 100% and the guy's Xitter is dead, but I believe that's a waifufag's Tsurara-Onna OC, which is admittedly not obvious because she doesn't have the profile Tsurara's ice eyepatch thing. >>52619 You had me at frogs.

>>52624 Those are some evil ideas. How would you expect her to react? How would you WANT her to react? I imagine if you piss her off enough, you'll see a little crack in the statue before she bursts forth to punish you. I personally would not mind an offended garg throwing her used panties on my face while I sleep

>>52623 It's all fun and games until you forget to pull out at dawn and gets stuck balls deep in stone for the whole day.

>>52626 My goal is the same with any mamono--make her so horny and irritated that she simply can't stop raping me.

>>52623 i'd imagine gargoyles can feel what you do to them but only when they un-stone, so if you rub her nipples all day and hide she'll wake up at night with a powerful nipple orgasm or maybe i've been reading too many timestop erotic comics

>>52630 If she didn't want me to cum on her face, why did she make it so pretty?

>>52631 I could hear the wails across town from the belfry when she awoke to find her armpits had been hotglued.

>>52632 I know what you meant, but... >Miss Goyle wakes up >Someone has hotglued janky-looking stink lines from her armpits >That damn Cheshire... Lady Vampira needs to kick that damn thing out of the castle YESTERDAY.

>>52633 >Chesh repeatedly bullies gargoyle with elaborate dress up, make-up, penmarkers and even cardboard picture cut-outs like you get at theme parks >Ropes anon into help her for a few pranks >Sleep spells him after he's helped out a few times and leaves him in arms of gargoyle (with a 'no hard feelings') card tied to him matchmaker chesh wins again

>>52620 >Not twelve plaps of Egypt Boooo

>>52636 Do not plap the statues sir.

If there are garGOyles, it stands to reason that there should be garSTAYles too

>>52634 >him in arms of gargoyle (with a 'no hard feelings') I mean gargoyle's feelings are probably hard Because she's made of rock, you know

>>52638 Are these smelly stay at home neet gargs?

>>52640 Yes, in the Notre Dame wine cellar

>>52642 >Get drunk and dizzy >Fall asleep on the floor Hon hon hon

>>52643 Gonna wake up with sweaty neet garg butt on my face. It’s all a setup.

>>52640 They aren't smelly

Desmug the cheshires Unstone the gargoyles Unmaid the kikis

>>52646 Covered in gargoil

Take the meanest, most dangerous looking statue home (bonus points if she’s a statue of an infamous monster character), cover her in rose petals, have a hot meal ready for when she destones.

>>52650 Virgin gargoil at that

>>52652 I'm holding out for EXTRA virgin gargoil.

>>52651 L E W D What else are you going to do, hold her hand as the sun sets so she knows that she's not alone?

Nab her! Jab her! Tab her! Grab her! Stop that pigeon now!

>>52656 Drat. Double drat. Triple drat! Curses!

>>52656 Ah, the pigeon harpy. The racial nemesis of the gargoyle. Do you think pigeon harpies poop on statues like regular pigeons do?

>>52651 I like the trope of a monster girl that looks dangerous and mean, but in reality is very kind and friendly, so that's a nice way to make her feel appreciated. If she's not, then I can fix her.

>>52659 It would be very cute if they made a statue out of a druella-like monster (infamous conquerer, aggressive rapist, tsun, loving wife still) and she hasn't got that personality AT ALL. The flip side of that is you may find a cutesy, demure looking statue who will do things to you that might make a delf blush.

>>52660 She gotta keep the "loving wife" aspect, obviously. >she hasn't got that personality AT ALL It's also fun if the public perception of the original isn't exactly correct and the personality of the Gargoyle based on her is more accurate than the sculptor intended.

People are talking about hugging their monsterwives and fixing them, but I want a bogey to instead hug me and fix me

>>52662 I want to hug my monsterwife and make her WORSE.

>>52663 That's easy, just hug an automaton, it will corrupt her into a yandere

>Statue of druella comes alive >"I'm a real dork!"

>>52665 >Statue of druella comes Even her statues get more action than Druella herself

>>52623 >It's going to feel like groping a rock Yes, I will molest the gargoyle's smooth stone body while she knows she has to wait until nightfall for anything more.

>>52666 Brutal. I look forward to writing a formal letter of apology to Druella when she opens the portals, but in the meantime? LOL. LMAO, even.