>>52428 Niche mamono thread. Post the ones that need more attention.

>>52429 Looks like you really SNAILED the thread theme!

>>52428 she should probably shower

>>52431 selkies, boggleboes and ittan momens at the laundromat

>>52432 Wouldn't the ittan momen literally be IN the washer / dryer? And the selkie and boggleboe be nekkid while they wait for their outfits to get clean?

>>52434 they might have an undershirt

>>52435 I hope not...

>>52430 Salt circles are an effective defense against the following mamano: Snail girls, slug girls and Tritoina (though to a lesser extent) because the salt draws the water from them (don't worry they won't die, but just be dehydrated enough to have to instantly give up their chase against you to reach a water fountain before it sends them to Ms.Unicorn) Demons, devils, succs, certain evil ghosts and their derivatives and other directly hellish girls due to the purifying/holy properties of salt. Certain plant family girls won't be able to cross for much the same reason and snail,slugs and Tritoina. Fresh water mermaids, see above. Vampires,and jiangshi due to their innate need to count will have to count each salt crystal. This will take long enough that you can always add more once they make a notable dent in the circle. Lilim. Not because the salt itself can stop them, but because mentally any Lilim in pursuit of you can be called "salty" and "a neet" which will in turn hopefully be mean enough comments to send them back to their rooms. Note that any breaks or gaps, in the salt lines will render it ineffective against pursing mamano. Make sure the salt you use it kosher salt as common additives found in normal table salt will reduce effectiveness of salt lines. Mamano salt is ineffective and will just make you taste better for your future wife(s)

>>52437 salt makes the slugs loli and agile

>>52437 Why would I do ANY of that? >>52438 Oooooooooh, it's Sabbath propaganda. Got it. Absolutely salt that snail! You loliphile.

>>52438 I completely forgot this. Hopefully they still go away. >>52439 >Why would I do ANY of that? To at the very least bully the lilim.

>>52440 What if the lilim is cute, though?

>>52441 Then she will look even cuter, mad and fleeing at having lost the argument despite showing herself as the chad and you the saltjack. It is then when you pursue her and hope her room does not have any effective anti-anon defenses.

I want to get sandwiched between a well oiled Troll and a P'orc, and then have sex with them until every single hole in their bodies is oozing out my seed

>>52442 My ideal courting ritual with a lim would be long conversations about media we both like done while doing shared activities. I don't want to throw salt at her prior to us having a safe word, etc.

>>52440 What if the Lilim is your bro?

>>52445 You don't BULLY your bro, but you might razz her, from time to time. Your bro and you can rizz each other as well! Anything is possible!

I TAKE MY WOMEN LIKE I TAKE MY FONTS--MONOSPACED.

>>52445 Then it's not bullying if I cum inside

>>52450 I SAW THAT! I SAW THE DELETION BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO ATTACH IMAGES!

>>52448 Then it's not gay if the Alp gets pregnant

What are y'alls opinion on pubic hair.

>>52453 >y'alls Terrible choice of words but I prefer not to touch things that could lead into a serious lack of hygiene or straight up scat like unkempt pubic hair, I prefer when monsters have at least the minimal sense of self care and cleanliness

>>52453 It's disgusting

>>52453 Hellhound pubes should also be fire and a flaming chest fluff But some pubes are fine a full bush on a non-fuzzy woman is a bit nasty.

>>52453 Trim. There's no excusing bad hygiene

>>52457 OK, but what SHAPE? Landing strip? Heart? Anarchy symbol? Cat ears? Penis?

>>52456 you have to appreciate the dedication of her shaping it into a alchemical brimstone symbol

>>52456 If the bush is on fire then that means she is in a rapey mood

>>52453 They are worse than the gaping thing

>>52458 >OK, but what SHAPE? Downward pointing arrow, so she can write whatever kinda "fuck me here" joke she wants to

>>52462 above it. Guess it's time for sleep.

>>52463 Well, obviously above it. What kind of weird mamono is going to write "fuck me here" on her taint?

>>52464 sometimes slimes get bored

>>52464 C'mon, guess.

>>52453 looks really bad on mersharks

>>52429 Slugs a cute

>>52419 >The empress has no new clothes, she is naked. Well, yes, but have you seen her? She should have become a nudist centuries ago.

>>52537 Aren't dragon always naked since they're just animals? It's like asking why a cat doesn't wear jeans, it's an animal.

>>52537 Who phone, new this

>>52539 I do love me a wock.

>>52540 She's gonna wock your body (all night long)

>>52441 She's not blue. I like my demon hirls blue.

>>52460 >the bush is on fire When God wants to speak to anon, but he's living in a concrete jungle

Reverse Monday is a great Monday in Wonderland

how can a phantom troll hero anon and his valk companion on the obligatory haunted house quest?

>>52429 >+You get your boy properly drenched. >+Wet t-shirt contest. >+Always got dranks. >+Smart like a science bitch but ain't a bitch. >-You just a slime with a garden hose.

>>52547 I was going to say something about warping the valk's perception inside the haunted house so that she starts thinking she's fallen, like having mirrors show a fallen version of herself. Meanwhile having anon separate from her and then eventually reunite with a body double that looks lie a fallen version of her. Although that sounds less like a troll and more like psychological warfare.

i like this water weirdo very much a devlish freespirited nymph to take you by the cheeks and lead you to her favorite cove a fey thing far more dangerous than she lets on, though she ultimately wants little else than lots and lots of slippery sex with you I think that's a fine way to celebrate your freedom the world is your oyster, and she is your world!

>>52551 She's not a weirdo. She's just, a bit eccentric. And dangerous.

>>52550 Yeah, That's too far >>52547 Locked in the mansion they must solve enigmas to open doors. The creepy ambiance go crescendo, they can't fight it back with sword and spells. Each unlocked door is accompanied with porn magazines, lube or other sex related stuff.

>>52547 Imagine a pear shaped phantom Troll in Nav's style

>>52554 Why do I like big paws but dislike troll massive hands?

>>52547 roll them through various scenarios >princess valk getting rescued by dashing knight anon >childhood friend valk dragging anon to a festival >final battle with the demon lord (so heroic) but anon is mortally wounded and dies (so tragic) and valk is a moment away from tossing herself on his funeral pyre (so romantic) >grand wedding between the two (anon becomes aware and lucid in the middle of the ceremony) >wedding night (anon is still lucid and very confused)

>>52556 >>final battle with the demon lord (so heroic) but anon is mortally wounded and dies (so tragic) and valk is a moment away from tossing herself on his funeral pyre (so romantic) I like that, it's grimdark for nothing but I have a few daydreams like that

I want hakutaku-sensei to look at me and be like "I can fix him!" (I'm stupid).

https://subscribestar.adult/MGE New girls are out now. Abaddon, Abaddon Folk and an extra article on the Abaddon Queen, the Bug Mamono Lord. For 5$, as always. They'll be up on the wiki and mgr when the next profile releases.

>>52559 Abaddon like Abaddon the despoiler?

>>52560 No, Abaddon like Abaddon the destroyer, from Revelations, from the Bible. "In the Book of Revelation of the New Testament, an angel called Abaddon is described as the king of an army of locusts"

>>52561 Oooooooh that makes more sense. Thanks anon 5 dollars a month?

>>52559 >>52561 So a locust girl? Looks like Greenworms got competition, and I wonder how good they are with violins.

>>52555 Being a furry is not a binary choice. You're probably like 20% or 25% furry and thus need a woman with some fur on her.

>>52563 >low cost girl Boo. I need an expensive lady.

>>52560 >SEMEN FOR THE SEMEN GODDESS, LET THE GALAXY... CUM!

>>52564 Oh no, if fluffy bits are mandatory I'm a furry. Everything was a lie

The more powerful the monster girl, the more powerful my desire to put a cat ear headband on her while she is sleeping, and maybe even some cute whiskers applied with spirit gum.

>>52556 >>52557 are valkyries like those goats that keep jumping into fire?

>>52569 Valkyries aren't really goats. They're more like pigeons.

>>52555 Animals are expected to have big ol stompers, big meaty paws, only men are meant to have disproportionately large human hands so you cant separate the concept would be my guess

>>52559 >>52563 "For a quick summary, the two new races are six-limbed locust monsters, the high rank units being abaddon and the soldiers the more petite abaddon folk. Their kind nearly devoured humanity in the previous era, but were rendered dormant and sealed deep in the earth by the hero of that era. Salpinx trumpets inadvertently released them in the current era, and as monster girls their endless appetite has transformed into an endless desire for sex." t. Perentie

>>52559 Hell yeah, always nice to hear about more girls being announced. Also this is the third girl in a row that is based on Christian mythology which is quite interesting.

Religious cardinal harpy when?

>>52573 I'm hoping this means we get an official Leviathan girl soon.

>>52559 The fact it's taken him over a year to even release one girl is kinda wild. The worst part is that he took all that time to make a bug girl, the worst kind of girl.

>>52576 Wake me up when KC makes a new demon girl. The objectively best kind of girl.

>>52576 The longest gap so far ended with a Wonderworm, which is an interesting coincidence. >bug girl, the worst kind of girl. Rude.

>>52576 >Bugs >Worst kind of girl You must love Humpty Eggs, I'm guessing.

>>52573 All three are directly conected to eachother, so there is a possibility of some kind of common narrative. They seem to be described as a recent thing, pointing more at a developing state rather than simply describing the curent state like most other profiles do, so maybe new book coming soon? Or maybe they have to do with the RPG, so they need to be introduced first. >>52576 >The worst part is that he took all that time to make a bug girl, the worst kind of girl. That's just plain wrong. Boogs are the best. I'm eager to see what their queen is like. We even had some talks about a broodmother mamono recently, guess she finally manifested herself.

>>52580 We a little bit of luck, mamonos will be able to get son in the next book

>>52579 What do or don't do with eggs are none of you business.

https://files.catbox.moe/yqbowj.png pic of the bug girl we're all speculating about. I know I can't get her out of my head!

>>52572 Neat I was wondering if we'd ever get a multi-arm girl.

>>52584 Dios mío, la cosa.

>>52583 You have to eat all the eggs.

>>52572 another incarnation of pestilence? who's next, pazusu? pazusu is a cute name

>>52587 Do humpty eggs get mad that Anon is eating a Cobb salad when she is RIGHT THERE?

>>52588 They're gluttony more than pestilence.

What about corn on the cob?

>>52590 You mean famine. Speaking of, it's odd how one of the four horsemen can be interpreted as either pestilence or conquest, when the latter is redundant with war around. >>52591 I'd buy that for a dollar.

On this morning of mourning, let us all pause to remember the many, many Cheshires who died in the endless fight against Mondays.

>>52592 Dem thighs are definitely gluttony.

>>52593 I will become necromancer and save them all

>>52595 they got 8 more lives

>>52596 I won't let them loose a single life, they don't deserve to suffer

>>52597 but if you resurrect them it could cause a duplicate infinite chesh glitch

>>52598 That would be a good thing

>>52598 NTA, but I am OK with that. >>52599 Yup, agreed. MORE CHESHIRES = MORE CHESHIRES.

>>52592 Do you think bicorns collaborate with echidnas to manage large mamono stores that always have "buy 1, get 5 for free" offers?

>>52580 boy i'd hate to be kidnapped by large chitinous ladies full of lascivious intent

>>52602 This post does such a bad job of hiding its true intentions that i'm starting to think that's on purpose.

>>52603 Mamono don't have dating apps--how else can we signal our intent?

On an unrelated note: spooder.

What a lovely hebi Gotta give her headpats and such

>>52606 I would, but I have a hebi at home.

>>52580 >Boogs are the best. You wouldn't a roach

>>52608 NTA, but I totally would a roach.

>>52608 You don't know me.

>>52607 Alright then make babies with her

>>52604 >how else can we signal our intent? Dpends on the mamono really. Sometimes a simple confession wil work, other times a more subtle invitation to a date in a karaoke bar will hit the mark.

Even as undead hebi's love is beyond the grave

>>52614 >cosplay tier monster girl

>>52615 Quiet, you! Cosplay enthusiast mamono are a BLESSING.

>>52615 nothing wrong with your wife cosplaying as your favourite character

>>52588 no rest until we have all twelve plagues to properly troll the Pharaoh with burning hail girl that's both ice and fire and air elemental when

>>52620 I'm going to do lewd things to Ms gargoyle during the day and then run away and hide at night.

>>52621 It's going to feel like groping a rock. Unless you're into that. Do you want a soft squishy garg or a solid garg? Maybe she can muster the magic to become alive long enough to pin you beneath her, then back to stone until nightfall.

>>52623 NTA, but there's lewd things you can do to a garg while she is sleeping >Put a pair of your dirty underwear over her head >Draw PART of your address or phone number on her boobs >Whisper sweet nothings into her ear >Dress her up in a tear-away maid outfit...

>>52616 >Wight - Asuka's all Wight.jpg I can't find that particular picture in the Nextcloud archive to confirm 100% and the guy's Xitter is dead, but I believe that's a waifufag's Tsurara-Onna OC, which is admittedly not obvious because she doesn't have the profile Tsurara's ice eyepatch thing. >>52619 You had me at frogs.

>>52624 Those are some evil ideas. How would you expect her to react? How would you WANT her to react? I imagine if you piss her off enough, you'll see a little crack in the statue before she bursts forth to punish you. I personally would not mind an offended garg throwing her used panties on my face while I sleep

>>52623 It's all fun and games until you forget to pull out at dawn and gets stuck balls deep in stone for the whole day.

>>52626 My goal is the same with any mamono--make her so horny and irritated that she simply can't stop raping me.

>>52623 i'd imagine gargoyles can feel what you do to them but only when they un-stone, so if you rub her nipples all day and hide she'll wake up at night with a powerful nipple orgasm or maybe i've been reading too many timestop erotic comics

>>52630 If she didn't want me to cum on her face, why did she make it so pretty?

>>52631 I could hear the wails across town from the belfry when she awoke to find her armpits had been hotglued.

>>52632 I know what you meant, but... >Miss Goyle wakes up >Someone has hotglued janky-looking stink lines from her armpits >That damn Cheshire... Lady Vampira needs to kick that damn thing out of the castle YESTERDAY.

>>52633 >Chesh repeatedly bullies gargoyle with elaborate dress up, make-up, penmarkers and even cardboard picture cut-outs like you get at theme parks >Ropes anon into help her for a few pranks >Sleep spells him after he's helped out a few times and leaves him in arms of gargoyle (with a 'no hard feelings') card tied to him matchmaker chesh wins again

>>52620 >Not twelve plaps of Egypt Boooo

>>52636 Do not plap the statues sir.

If there are garGOyles, it stands to reason that there should be garSTAYles too

>>52634 >him in arms of gargoyle (with a 'no hard feelings') I mean gargoyle's feelings are probably hard Because she's made of rock, you know

>>52638 Are these smelly stay at home neet gargs?

>>52640 Yes, in the Notre Dame wine cellar

>>52642 >Get drunk and dizzy >Fall asleep on the floor Hon hon hon

>>52643 Gonna wake up with sweaty neet garg butt on my face. It’s all a setup.

>>52640 They aren't smelly

Desmug the cheshires Unstone the gargoyles Unmaid the kikis

>>52646 Covered in gargoil

Take the meanest, most dangerous looking statue home (bonus points if she’s a statue of an infamous monster character), cover her in rose petals, have a hot meal ready for when she destones.

>>52650 Virgin gargoil at that

>>52652 I'm holding out for EXTRA virgin gargoil.

>>52651 L E W D What else are you going to do, hold her hand as the sun sets so she knows that she's not alone?

Nab her! Jab her! Tab her! Grab her! Stop that pigeon now!

>>52656 Drat. Double drat. Triple drat! Curses!

>>52656 Ah, the pigeon harpy. The racial nemesis of the gargoyle. Do you think pigeon harpies poop on statues like regular pigeons do?

>>52651 I like the trope of a monster girl that looks dangerous and mean, but in reality is very kind and friendly, so that's a nice way to make her feel appreciated. If she's not, then I can fix her.

>>52659 It would be very cute if they made a statue out of a druella-like monster (infamous conquerer, aggressive rapist, tsun, loving wife still) and she hasn't got that personality AT ALL. The flip side of that is you may find a cutesy, demure looking statue who will do things to you that might make a delf blush.

>>52660 She gotta keep the "loving wife" aspect, obviously. >she hasn't got that personality AT ALL It's also fun if the public perception of the original isn't exactly correct and the personality of the Gargoyle based on her is more accurate than the sculptor intended.

People are talking about hugging their monsterwives and fixing them, but I want a bogey to instead hug me and fix me

>>52662 I want to hug my monsterwife and make her WORSE.

>>52663 That's easy, just hug an automaton, it will corrupt her into a yandere

>Statue of druella comes alive >"I'm a real dork!"

>>52665 >Statue of druella comes Even her statues get more action than Druella herself

>>52623 >It's going to feel like groping a rock Yes, I will molest the gargoyle's smooth stone body while she knows she has to wait until nightfall for anything more.

>>52666 Brutal. I look forward to writing a formal letter of apology to Druella when she opens the portals, but in the meantime? LOL. LMAO, even.

Druella doesn't deserve the hate.

>>52669 >smooth stone body Imagine if she's made of metal like bronze and her tits and ass end up being extremely shiny and smooth while the rest of her body is normal

>>52673 I bet a lot of gargoyles would feel proud if their skin is weathered by their husbands everpresent love.

>>52674 And you can use any rough patches as cheese graters!

guys! i fought off a monster! it was some kind of harpy i think, it used its wicked magic to tighten my pants... it must have been trying to suffocate me! thank the chief god i managed to intimidate it into fleeing by loudly telling it that i wont submit to some filthy monster and charging at it. it might come back though, any tips on keeping flying monsters away for good?

>>52676 Uh, dragon type monsters?

>>52677 no no. it had feathery wings.

>>52678 Ooooooh, then stop putting out food for them. Harpies are known to eat out of bird feeders and trash bins.

>>52676 Just stay in confined spaces where there's no space to fly.

>>52679 i already do that to keep the danuki away. besides, this one clearly approached me with murderous intent! if it wanted food then it would have put this curse on me.

>>52672 Druella is the heroine we deserve, but not the one we need right now. So we bully her, because she can take it. Because she's not our heroine. She's a seething virgin. A lustful protector. A huge dork.

>>52681 That's a fair point--maybe she's trying to attack you so that you DO put food out. Maybe try leaving her some french fries? Birds love french fries.

>>52683 so im just supposed to live the rest of my life paying tribute to some evil bird woman? there gotta be another way.

>>52684 You could hire some roofers to do something on your roof, then lure her out with fries. BOOM. She grabs a roofer and you're free!

>>52684 Get a large monster girl like a Jinko to lie down on you and hide under her. The evil bird woman won't think to look under a tiger.

>>52686 NTA, but wouldn't that just introduce a larger, scarier problem in the form of a big ol' jinko?

>>52685 i absolutely wont sacrifice my fellow man! i do have a scarecrow though, might work.

>>52687 Jinkos are very polite and considerate, so I wouldn't consider one a problem unless Anon wants to remain single with no strings attached.

>>52684 throw a brick at her

>>52684 If you're going to pay tribute, you may as well hire the local crow tengu gang. They'll protect you from all sorts of other monsters too and an order of large fries a day ain't too expensive.

>>52688 the fries attracted another harpy first, for some reason that one didnt have arms, just wings. is that normal? anyway, the one i meet earlier turned up again and scared it away, but it didnt take any of the fries and instead turned and tried to approach me again. at least it seems that shouting still works. but if its still this persistent, then i dont think it'll work for long.

>>52691 where do i find these crow tengu? are you sure they have men capable of dealing with my harpy problem?

>>52692 OOoooooh, it's THAT kind of harpy. You'll want to contact a demon or a devil or maybe a Sabbath branch. Those harpies can actually be warded with some simple spells and symbols, but you know how secretive mamono are about just explaining those kinds of thing.

>>52694 first you ask me to condemn an innocent man to a lifetime of torture at the hands of a harpy, and now you suggest that i consort with demons and witches? im starting to doubt that im speaking with human being here.

>>52695 Demons are fine, honestly. They're very deal-oriented. Not like Jinkos, who will inevitably just take you to pound town if they're in heat.

Deem, I must kiss you. It is the only way.

>>52679 i refuse

>>52698 She's gonna get fat, Anon. Too fat to fly.

>>52697 You sound like 1/3 of the Supernatural fanfics out there.

Recently, your patience with your roommate finally reached it's end, and you kicked the jobless deadbeat out. With bills looming, you do something phenomenonlly stupid post-portals, and tack up an "available room" flyer with your phone number on tear-away strips at your local coffee shop's community board. So what monster girl(s) called you about the room, Anon? Anyone promising?

>>52701 Nothing but well-adjusted young women looking for starter places of their own. Bummer, I was hoping for a sexy boog.

snex with snecks in stockings

>>52703 I know this thread haet yuri, but that was a major hetero subplot of Mage and Demon Queen. Literally getting a lamia into a stocking.

>>52704 i do respect how useless it is for a lamia to move in and is purely for decorative/seductive purposes

>>52703 This but Trolls in stockings, latex or black leather is fine too

>>52706 Yes, Trolls very good at stockings. Tall. Big hand. Very fast with both can and box goods.

>>52706 black latex high cut thong on troll ass

I HAVE NO CATWIFE AND I MUST SCREAM

>>52706 Troll wearing the Shimakaze outfit

>>52453 Untrimmed Kejourou pubes cupping Anon's balls while they fuck.

>>52649 Kiki in an un-maid bed. >be Anon >fat unhealthy unwashed Neet Anon in a filthy apartment >there is a knock at the door >Anon has been assigned a newly graduated Kikimora >"Mashtah, I iz here to kleanz zhe..." > Anon just grabs her, tears her apron off, starts fucking her against the door > >three weeks later the apartment is still dirty, the extra food delivery boxes are thrown on the floor, the bedframe broke days ago >slob Anon is now all hyperfit rock-hard muscle from constant fucking >his Kiki is a sticky mess of fluids at every orifice, on her face and matting her hair, her academy uniform is now just torn rags and ripped lingerie > >there is another knock at the door >the BabaYaga Kiki is on her annual inspection tour >a terrified young Kiki cowers on a grimy mattress on the floor and tries to cover her nakedness with a stained bedsheet >the BY K enters the room, her silver pencil topped cane pushing a clear path through empty pizza boxes >she wipes a hanging droplet of Anon's cum from one floppy ear, tastes it, nods appeciatively, and makes a [tick] in her notebook as she turns and leaves

>>52712 >Babayaga doesnt reprimand his kiki for not fixing up his pigsty No excuses, she trained you better than that

Paranoid conspiracy theorist Kiki who thinks everyone is out to get her master and that shogs are the secret masterminds

>>52714 >masterminds Masterminds... the Shogs are in the Mastah's mind...

>>52716 >I KNOW WHY YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK ME ITS BECAUSE THERE ARE LITTLE SHOGS IN YOUR HEAD Then kiki is violently shaking her master and screaming GET OUT OF HIS HEAD GET OUT OF HIS HEAD

>>52714 What if anon is paranoid too?

how much longer am I expected to live without a raiju to overstim me until I can't feel anything without her

>>52717 <shit, she's onto us

>>52718 Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean they're not out to get you

>>52717 Paranoid Kiki takes her Anon-Mashtah to Dr.U.Nicorn so the brain-shoggs can get horse-pasted.

>>52725 I meant, what happen if you put two paranoids in a self made anon bunker?

>>52717 All Academy Kikis are trained to bake their own sourdough bread to avoid any risk of their Mashtah ingesting any market-bought Shoggloaf.

>>52728 You know that scene at the end of The Thing where they're just waiting? It's like that, but it ends in sex

>>52730 how could it end with sex? They're too much tension, stress and fear brewing, deep underground, in those cold cement walls

>>52729 In a true horror twist fashion turns out kiki had the smol shogs in her head instead and was unknowingly feeding mastah shogloaf. Or maybe she was a shoggoth who went so deep undercover she even fooled herself into thinking she's a kiki.

Minishogs would never get into your head or control you. They are wonderfully adorable little critters that should be cherished and loved so they can grow into their adult maid form.

>>52732 >how could it end with sex When a sexually frustrated kiki is involved, it always ends in furious sex.

>>52540 I don't know what to make of the heads. Are they extensions of her, or built in tentacles with minds of their own? Why the teeth? Is kissing them etc. okay, or... I feel like it's not okay. Are they supposed to be cute? Medusa hair snakes are cute. Why the TEETH?

>>52739 It's wonderland anon, it's not supposed to make sense. It's silly, extravagant, perhaps even confusing. Jabberwocky doesn't care about any of those things. Her heads just are.

>>52742 Meant for>>52741

>>52729 >kiki can't bear to throw away her excess sourdough starter >mastah finds the starter closet

>>52742 I will bring order to this accursed land. I will make every last inhabitant, from the wild hares to the wock heads, fill out census forms to determine their purpose and usefulness to society. First, I will derive their credit scores, and then... taxes. A tax for tea. A tax for pipeweed. A tax for sleep and cheese and crumpets. Singles tax, couples tax! Reports on my desk due every Monday morning, written by jubs with pens between their wings!

I want to corrupt and mindbreak a prim and proper kiki maid into becoming a gyaru.

>>52735 Minishogs are my secret love. Like a whole army of them in my home, ala Sorcerer's Apprentice.

>>52747 I want to corrupt and mindbreak a dire manticore into becoming a proper maid

What do minishogs even look like? Does minishog evolve into shogloaf, which then evolves into shog maid? Are there any other stages of shoggoth progression, like a bucketful of shog? And are we absolutely sure minishogs don't get into your head?

>>52752 its a chibi shog

>>52752 >>52753 Yes, they're chibi shogs. And they are keeeeeeeee-yute! I like them because I like the idea of my home being 90% shog, and any time something needs to be cleaned small bits of the home turn into mini-shogs to clean things up, then re-absorb into the house. >TINY MAIDS >BEEEEG CLEANING >ALSO THEY TIE ME UP WHILE SLEEPING AND FUCK ME EN MASSE. >OR SOMETIMES BECOME AN AUDIENCE OF TINY SHOGS WATCHING ME FUCK A FULL-SIZE SHOG THEY EVEN HAVE TEENY-TINY POPCORN BUCKETS!

>>52754 Calm down son, it's just a shog.

>>52755 YOU KNOW HOW SMURFS ALWAYS USE "SMURF" AS A VERB? SHOGS DO THAT WITH "SHOG".

>>52753 I'm going to perform yukkuri/fluffy pony abuse on smol shoglets

>>52756 That's already a thing.

>>52758 YOU'RE ALREADY A THING. ICE BURN

>>52759 >>52758 >Things These anons have been shogged, break out the blood tests and flamethrowers.

>>52760 >Blood type: purple >Flamethrower reaction: Spontaneous marshmallow creation Yup, Shogged AF

>>52754 >A line of minishogs forming to carry groceries from the front door to kitchen >Small squad of minishogs scuttling around cooking dinner >minishogs ambushing mastah, dragging him to bedroom and reforming into adult shoggoth to rape

>>52760 >These anons have been shogged You're saying it like it's a bad thing...

>>52754 >I like them because I like the idea of my home being 90% shog, and any time something needs to be cleaned small bits of the home turn into mini-shogs to clean things up, then re-absorb into the house. To me it's the idea of little baby shoggoths learning how to be maids from their mom. So there's the big shog mother being the cool jelly maid and a several shoglet minimaids running around being adorable and trying their best to copy mom's confidence, skills and smugness.

Dear cheshire reading our post, Please telefrag me now. I won't be able to wait much more

It's been years since bogey and bogie were added and I STILL constantly misspell their names and forget which one is the plushie and which one is the creepy weird clown thing with huge hands.

>>52766 Use the letter difference for short hand >Bogie >BogIe >I SEE YOU Oh, spooky, that's gotta be the clown >Bogey >BogeY >Y No Cuddles? Oh that's the plushie

>>52765 Why do you want to be telefragged by a cheshire?

>>52768 How can I reach her world otherwise?

>>52766 bogie has an i which is also in ICP that's how i remember she clown

>>52765 Cheshires are the only reliable guides through Wonderland BUT They're probably just going to toss you into a deck of Trumparts and call it done.

>>52771 But I want to marry and love a cheshire.

>>52772 Looks like that might not be IN THE CARDS.

>>52772 OK, in all seriousness, a Cheshire wouldn't toss you into a pile of Trumparts if your heart is set on a Cheshwife. She'll probably just toss you on a clowder of Cheshires being extra cheshy.

>>52766 The names in japanese are self explanatory, in the EN translation it's not as clear due. If you go to the wiki, you'll see that they are called ブギー (the plushy one) ボギー (the clown one) Notice that they differ in the FIRST syllable, not on the second. The first is pronounced boogey( as in, boo, like a scare). It's also part of the wordブギーマン, meaning boogeyman) The second is pronounced bogey(as in BOH-gey). The most relevant connection i can find here is that it translates to hobgoblin, but it's probably meant to be a reference to boogie-woogie, as in the dance. You can memorize it better by remembering that boogeyman is spelled with a y, while boogie-woogie is spelled with an i. Honestly, the EN translation should change it to boogey to better match the JP pronounciation.

>>52774 i guess she can wear cat ears

>>52769 If she can teleport to our world she can take you back, no need for bloodbath, or inflicting your future cheshwife with unnecessary trauma.

>>52774 >>52775 I hope so

>>52778 Telefrag is not just a funny way to say teleportation?

>>52780 in english*

>>52780 I just assume it's some weird thing where the Cheshire fucks you during the teleportation.

>>52780 It's teleportation with lethal results.

>>52783 Lethal to virginity

>>52784 That's more like teleshag.

>>52780 Nope. It comes from DOOM originally, where if you teleported yourself to a position where a monster or another player was already in, it would kill them. It coms from teleporter fragmentation, because when that happens it blast the other thing into pieces, like a frag grenade.

>>52786 Oh, that would be, indeed, a little bit too traumatic for the smiling cat

>>52767 >I SEE YOU But I don't want bogie to see me... She's creepy and weird and there's something really off about that half mask. I mean, I can't deny that there is certain strange allure and temptation to give in and touch her, but still.

Drew an Abaddon folk. Thought one would look cute with phrolova's hairstyle and eye bandage.Her eye is fine. She's just a bit chuuni

>>52789 Seeing the fanart before i can see the original is something for sure.

>>52776 >Honestly, the EN translation should change it to boogey to better match the JP pronunciation. I agree. Even if you ignore the JP name, the theme of a plush toy as something that helps with fears and anxiety clearly alludes to boogeyman.

>>52789 Ah, the classic edgelord high collar that covers the mouth.

>>52789 i haven't decided what to call her ms folk? ms abaddon f? ms abaddon folk feels too formal

>>52791 >even if you ignore the JP name Anon, she's called ブギー in JP because that's short for ブギーマン. Her name is literally boogeyman in japanese.

>>52792 Reminds me of Aburame Shino in Naruto(the insect guy).

>>52793 Miss AF

>>52793 Why not Abaddling? Like a smaller version of Abaddon.

>>52789 I would help her replenish her contingent of little abbadons, if you know what I mean

>>52793 Minibaddon Abaddonlet Lil' Abby

>>52776 Isnt ボ sometimes transliterated as PO as in the laughter of the 9-foor-tall ghost lady, or am i confusing it with another hieroglyph? Calling Bogie the clown a Pokey would make sense to me and make the difference more apparent.

>>52801 Po is ポ, which is hard to tell apart from ボ with this font size.

How about we don't call bogie at all

>>52803 It'd be rude not to after she's given me her number.

The bogster

How do I tell deonora I love her?

What kind of subtypes of Bogies does Anon think are out there? I would assume at least maybe Mime Bogies, but what about a sad clown Pagliacci/Pierrot kind? Mayhaps an English Astronaut style one from the Isle of Wight? What about a midwest party clown with a thing for alps and knives?

>>52806 anon forgot his glasses and confessed to dracolinde instead of deonora

>>52789 One more phrolova Abaddon.

>>52804 She's a weirdo. There's no reason to call her. I want to bury my face in her hair and let her hug me and hold me and also touch her and bite the tip of her ear and let her do whatever she wants with me, but really there's NO reason to call her.

>>52809 i like when the bugs kuu at me

>>52805 The boginator Predabogie Boglien

>>52811 What about when they ufufu? Or awawa?

>>52813 >ufufu A SMUG BUG? Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

>>52813 i feel less strongly about it but it's still positive

>>52814 Moths are especially prone to ufufu.

>>52816 I have a hard time believing that.

>>52807 How about a Holy Fool? Ecstatic divine visions overtake her and she jumps some poor sap's bones

>>52812 The bogger Big B. Bogmeister. Bogdacious.

>>52789 >>52809 New girl cute

>>52820 True, but ALL bugs are cute.

>>52819 >Big B. >Bogdacious. That makes me think of that fan animation of female Spartan execution via smashing her ass on her target's face, only with bogie doing it. And also... bogie butt would be pretty amazing to the touch and perfectly shaped since bogie is rather acrobatic, while also being tastefully large since bogie is, well, kinda big. Not like capital B big, but still. Damn it now I'm thinking about bogie posteriors and I can't stop

>>52821 Except for roaches.

>>52823 i think it's easier to cute up a roach than a fly or mosquito

>>52819 Боги́ня >>52823 Even roaches are nicer than mosquitos.

>>52823 Devil bugs are cute and I'm tired of people pretending they're not.

>>52826 regura has the most powerful of roaches

>>52827 Regura's bugs power levels are VERY VERY HIGH.

>>52826 This post was sent from Hal's apartment

>>52826 What does roach milk taste like?

>>52827 Goodness, I would gladly worship this roach.

>>52831 yeah

>>52808 Oops Uh what do I say to her now that I accidentally confessed to dracolinde?

>>52834 I dunno, she seems cute and has a job where she probably gets to interact with Dragon Zombies all day.

>>52827 I want a Regura Troll ass in my face

>>52827 >Smug gyaru roach ...So I take it just sugar won't be enough? How do you even woo her?

>>52837 Have you considered writing her a poem?

>>52837 Gucci sugar, maybe crumbs from those spicy chips the kids are into.

I would. pay for a deonora dakimakura

>>52840 I'd settle for a deonora ona

shit, I'd be happy with just a deonora wife

>>52842 Wow anon, you mean you'd be happy if the attractive ruler of Dragonia married you, giving you access to her fortune and her undivided attention with how desperate she is? Would have never thought that would be the case. Truly none of us were thinking that.

>>52844 Truly, it is amazing that the likely no more than average men here can be so humble.

>>52844 it's a nice idea and all but my grand ambitions would crumble when i make eye contact with the first dragon i see at the embassy and hook up with her instead

>>52835 what're some proper ways to interact with wild dragon zombies?

>>52844 She seems lonely and I like dragon girls :(

>>52847 Man, I don't know. Sex?

>>52847 Try shouting at them in dragonic. Use an old dialect to be safe

>>52844 I mean yeah it's not like anyone else is gonna do it there are men out there leaving holes unfilled. not me deonora's been all alone for TOO LONG, says I

Sightseeing in dragonia but im scared of social interactions.

>>52847 With a whip and a chained collar around her neck

>>52851 Yeah its the woman nit the power or the horde thst comes with her that is important

have you considered how happy you would make the hellhound?

I have a question... what happened to the male monsters from the age before the current monster lord?

>>52838 I, uh, didn't... She doesn't look to be the type to appreciate that sort of thing. In any case one would have to feed her sweets in order to make her listen, I think. She's a cockroach. A gorgeous one, but a cockroach nonetheless.

>>52858 They are now being cummed in by human men (read: got turned into mamono)

>tell Cheshire Cat to stop doing that stupid pirate accent >she tells you that she's actually the Cheshire Cat's Cornish cousin and this is her real voice

I'll give Cornish Pirate Chesh some Cornish Clotted Cream Ice Cream.

>>52858 The married ones got tjrned into incubi, the rest got genderbent.

>>52861 If this Cheshire is CORNish, does that mean she's into harems?

>>52857 I don't know the extent of the happiness that i could provide to a hellhound.

>>52857 I generally don't consider hellhounds for wives at all. Despite being a dog person, I'd rather have a jinko.

>>52866 Jinkos are just the cats of dogs when you think about it.

>>52867 Jinkos aren't cats because they can't meow.

Big hot slobbery hound tongue on your face to mark you as hers. Sweaty hound cheeks on face to mark you as hers. Stuffy hound tits on face to mark you as hers. Musky hound crotch on your face to mark you as hers. Spicy hound fluff on your face to mark you as hers.

wwere wolv

>>52860 >>52863 Well I hope my dragon wife I will seek out isnt a genderbent male dragon

>>52871 it takes a real man to be the best girl it lets your wife also be your bro, bro

>>52857 I imagine that with a hebi a lot

>>52871 You won't notice the difference, even if you happen to find one.

>>52873 This hebi gives me the Hebi Jeebies.

>>52876 I want to give hebi a bebi

>>52877 >Anon hands bebi he found to Miss Hebi >Somehow, this horrifies her Snek courtship is hard

the hebi blebis. the shlebi mebis. the mlebi hebis.

>>52880 Too close to reality, I don't like that

Yesterday, a prominent Malef official was caught on camera using the human-targeting slur "Ape" during a marketing campaign for a new line of mamono-friendly phones. She quickly attempted to backtrack, but several groups are already calling for boycotts, and public outcry from extremists and non-extremists alike has been substantial. While Monkia has yet to release a statement and has not responded to requests for comment, insiders say the lucrative advertising deal with Dragonia was recently pulled. The Church of Eros condemns the slur, expressing disappointment and speaking out that "Love rules in Eros' kingdom"

Imagine doing fun outdoor activities with monsters, remember that those activities may involve nudity and bare skin contact with each other

>>52868 They can! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otOX7Pf0BWI

>>52881 >>52882

>>52883 Camping with a troll sounds nice. I bet they could talk about nature all day. Sex can come later.

>>52885 Yeah, maybe a bit too on the nose unfortunately. Just trying to be silly.

>>52883 can't we just non-sexually go fishing and hiking I wanna see dragonia's natural beauty

>>52883 Is drinking tea in the garden with hatter outdoors enough? Is getting my face sat on by her doughy mycelium cheeks while I eat her out outdoors enough?

>>52888 So you just want to do nude hiking?

>>52890 no that sounds very unpleasant hiking requires sturdy clothing to not suck

>>52891 What's sturdier than a dragon's scales and claws? Is that not what you meant by dragonia's natural beauty?

>>52888 snow angels but it's the imprint of a man being ridden by a dragon

>>52892 I meant ME hiking in the country of dragonia to see its NATURAL BEAUTY the FORESTS the CLIFFS the PEAKS the RIVERS AND STREAMS. the terrain! the unique topography and flora! I want to see it with my own two eyes, in person! see the sights, sniff the smells, feel the breeze and hear the sounds of wildlife and the rustling of the trees! I want to climb things and walk places and not be stuck HAVING SEX WITH DRAGONS

>>52894 you can sex on the go with a knowledge guide familiar with the areas history

>>52895 maaan do I HAVE to

>>52897 it's like they say "when in dragonia..."

>>52898 Do the dragons?

>>52899 i think it's "fuck dragons" but some of that stuff doesn't translate very well

>>52888 You can non sexually do all that naked and maintaining bare skin contact

>>52902 it's greenworm

>>52902 Ms Wisp was a bit late but she's got you.

>>52904 What a bro

>>52901 well if it's nonsexual I guess I can give it a go

>>52901 And with a dragon in the mix, it WILL be non-sexual--dragons are too tsun-tsun to dere-dere your weiner.

>>52905 Let's leave the bro stuff to Alps in denial.

>>52914 She DOES look like the kind of wisp who'd call you "bro".

>>52909 there does exist the possibility that modern dragons are more socialized than previous generations

>>52916 >pantyshot >In 2025 Well, at least she's slowly getting with the times.

Dragonian butts.

>>52916 >Awkward dragon silently shows panties I'm not sure that's an improvement. Just different.

>>52916 they're a little TOO SOCIALIZED if you ask me.

>>52921 I'm rooting for the dragon girls here.

>>52918 Are made to be penetrated

>this much dragon posting Suspicious.

Wyverns are much cuter than regular dragons. They are also faster and cooler. Also, they are less annoying than malefs. Further, they only have one mouth to feed, compared to the three of a wock. Not only that, they are less dead than dragon zombies. They also have more wings than both ryus and wurms combined. They are also the only dragon that can make wyvern omurice. Need something from the shop or market? Wyvern can be there and back in a flash. In conclusion, wyvern? Why not vern?

>>52925 >They also have more wings than both ryus and wurms combined. Ryus can still fly without wings, which is more impressive.

>>52924 something must have been suppressing it before. after all, dragons are the true queens of all monsters.

>>52926 >Pro - Coils >Con - No wing hugs or wing burritos

>>52928 it was disappointing to learn to learn that the claws upholding ryu breasts were cosmetic and not dedicated paizuri enhancers

>>52929 A bit of magic can fix that.

>>52918 On my face

>>52931 You wouldn't eat a dragon's butt.

>>52932 oh rly?

>>52933 I stand corrected. When on the tour can I get my tourguide to do this?

>>52918 are so heavy you have to wonder how any of these lizards are supposed to fly

>>52934 At around 13:00PM at lunch yo can request dragon butt in the restaurant you visit as your desert.

>>52935 Most dragons are land dragons. Only some of them are actually made to fly.

Imagine showing 5 Centimeters Per Second to a monster girl. Or any of Makoto Shinkai's films, really.

>>52932 Maybe, I'm really into butts from the reptile family girls

>>52940 No fitting pictures in the gallery, but turtle butt too?

>>52936 >desert Dragon butt confirmed for dry and sandy.

>>52937 You can see a ton of dragon flies if you go down to the pond in the summer though.

>>52941 Sure, I bet their butts are really tasty since turtle soup is delicious

>>52935 I like to make dragons even heavier, if you know what I mean

>>52945 Is it snacks?

>>52940 lizard booty is a vital field of research

How does one make pyrow go full yandere? Asking for a friend.

>human picks up cursed sword >RAPE RAPE RAPE >mamono picks up cursed sword >RAPE RAPE RAoh sweet check out this sword

>>52949 Raoh has no need for weapons.

>>52947 Weird, two of those submissive lizard have wings. What a weird coincidence...

>>52951 Two of those lizards are amphibians, important disctinction

>>52948 >go on routine walks or public transport trips around the city >go to the same food cart, read a book at the same spot in the park, etc. >ignore the catcalls >eventually she (or they) will hit you with the "Hey, I think I've seen you around here before." >be as shy and tortured as you possibly can >force her to drop the teasing and try actual conversation to get to know you and check in >spill spaghetti and go home You have now gained a stalker. That or be some kind of performer and wink at her once during one of your shows.

>>52953 2 dragon 2 salamander 1 lizardwomann Maybe all cold blood are submissive to humans...

>>52958 I won't be convinced these reptiles truly love us until I see one with an undead anon.

>>52959 Good point but I head that zombie dragon love undead death knight

>>52957 The only good bug is ahegao'd bug

I WILL touch demon butt and I don't care if it makes me the most boring vanilla bitch possible.

>>52962 I didn’t care much for demons until Magus dropped Blue Queen. Now I want nothing more than to sign my soul away to a blue lady.

>>52962 Vanilla tastes good though? Why would it be a bad thing?

The new bugs should be public when KC posts them to his website, which should happen faster this time around. Here's the preview, in the meantime.

>>52966 I can feel them watching me

>>52966 Mantis-san. Sharpen your blades.

>>52966 May the Demon Lord have mercy on my soul. Buglovers are going to eat good.

>>52966 I really hope the paywall period in general is eventually shortened to something symbolic like two weeks, all hype for new girls evaporates before they are properly released.

>>52962 but theyre not vanilla, theyre blueberry

I don't know hot to feel about bug girls, specially keeping them under control if they get pregnant too easily

>>52972 Get enough mana from your wife to make a subrealm in which monsterboys can be born, seed it with a few sons, and then send your excess daughters into your fractal incest dimension.

>>52966 The thing the big boog is wearing looks like a gas mask to me and I can't tell the significane of it if I'm correct.

>>52974 You merely adopted the bugs. I was born by them, raised by them.

>>52974 the kylo ren filter stays on during sex

>>52976 Obligatory link to Meme Lover porn: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ui640

>>52941 If turtle-girls can breathe through their butt, does it count as an ass-fuck or a second blowjob?

Your mail-order bride from Zipangu has just arrived.

>>52979 huh I didn't order anything, into the trash it goes.

>>52963 >until Magus dropped Blue Queen link?

>>52963 Blue demons are basically perfection. - exotic, sensual blue skin - black sclera gives their eyes almost hypnotic allure - pretty horns that look like luxurious headpiece - cute and sexy wings - cute tail with gropeable spade I'd be kissing her dainty hands and telling her she can do whatever she wants with me before she can even finish her contract pitch

>>52979 But I ordered a bucket of shog...

>>52979 this isnt the beetle i ordered return to sender

>>52981 NTA but: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46553650 You can look up the stories in the Anubis aggregator, or sort by author or mamono featured.

>>52966 i like them eyes

>tfw I'm stupid I wonder if hakutaku have their own version of "i can fix him" fetish. To be fair I wonder about hakutakus a lot in general.

>>52987 while they can inflict anon with knowledge they can't make him use it

>>52988 >they can't make him use it Not even with rape correction?

>>52987 It's a 50%/50% that they either want a teacher's pet or get strongly aroused whenever someone says something very retarded.

What is the first thing you'd ask your arachne wife to weave for you? I'd ask for a blanket so we could use it together.

>>52991 >get strongly aroused whenever someone says something very retarded. Man, 4chan would be the most hardcore porn stash cor these cows.

>>52972 be a proud broodfather

>>52974 No one cared who she was before she put on the mask.

>>52974 She's a big girl

>>52997 big bugs big hugs big fugs

>>52979 but i wanted a blonde one... oh well, il just buy another one. who says you cant have 2 foxes? not me at least.

Foxes are overrated.

The only acceptable foxes are ones with white fur and red eyes.

fox

>>53002 How about pink fur and pink eyes?

>>53004 those are under heavy government regulations im afraid.

>>53005 Your not some goodie-twoshoes who let's the government tell him which foxes are safe to sex, are you?

>>53000 Big blonde foxes are available.

>>53006 no. i simply realized that my neighbor have been bedridden for two thirds of the month ever since that pink fox broke in moved in with him. that demonic vixen is definitely energy draining him.

>>53006 Government would never lie to me, now would it? I fully believe miss demon has only my best interests in mind and would never lie or otherwise trick me in order to rape me, I mea-

i wonder which clause Anon triggered this time, and what "punishment" he got.

>>53011 >which clause Anon triggered this time "Talking about government agent in a way that said agent might find provocative". Punishment: double the daily dose.

>>53011 Anon started thinking for himself and avoided eye contact with his deem big sister; for this the sentence is re-education. Silly ideas like free will and self-determination must be BRED out of a human's mind.

>>53013 >his deem big sister God that's my fetish Big sister deem would absolutely MINDBREAK me

>>53013 That exactly the kind of post who disgusted me from demons

>>53013 That exactly the kind of post that made me love demons with all my heart

>>52992 My first thought was one of those saccharine sweet couple's scarves, then I realized being bound to someone by the neck is stupid and would be a pain in the ass most of the time. Maybe a nice pair of boxers with hearts on them, my "extra yes" signal.

>>52982 Anon, no. You need to haggle even if you don't want to. The art of the deal makes them wet like nothing else and you want her to be able to brag about how savvy her husband is/all the tricks she had to use to make you sign. It's like running from a manticore or struggling in a spider's web, it's the thing to do.

Real smart business women all-in on mamobananas stock during november

>>52866 Funny, I'm a cat person but I prefer canine monsters. Especially hellhounds. Or, well, actually just hellhounds.

>>53025 Hellhounds are the cats of the dog family. They are the ying yo the jinkos yang.

>>53026 Imagine wife with a hellhound and jinko wife. >Jinko leaves you love letters but acts like a prude until her flip is switched >Hellhound kind of understands romance, but rape is her love language

>>53026 I thought huskies were the cats of the dog family.

>>53029 There are a lot of cats in the dog family

All this talk about cats and dogs. Life is more than just seemingly opposites.

>>53031 Kot is love, kot is life

they say horc smell. some say she's the smelliest. she is cute though. brown piggo. cute eyepatch. ...is she blind in one eye?

>>53033 Girls wear eyepatches for chuuni reasons

>>53033 If it's not a chuuni thing, she could be prepared like a pirate to go somewhere dark.

>>53033 The horc lacks depth perception

>>52979 I consi

>>53036 It's okay, she's mostly only interested in how deep she can perceive hubby's dick inside of her. Don't need stereo vision for that.

millions must wash

>>53039 Now that sounds like a job for me.

>>53040 I fear no man. But that crab? ...she scares me.

>>53040 >picks you up >strips your clothes >washes you thoroughly >refuses to elaborate >leaves the tyranny of crab-kind

Looks like the wiki's down again.

>>53041 Imagine if H'orcs avoid cancers like shogs avoid the sea bishops. Even better, imagine if they then start forming coalitions to try and defeat their opponents.

>>53044 War, what is it good for?

>>53045 i like seeing the girls with armored high heels

>>53045 Seeing sexy girls dueling each other in cool battles.

>>53047 Dueling each other in a slime pool wearing only a thong and nipple pasties

>>53047 But I want to duel the sexy girls. Preferably one at a low skill level, maybe that one girl the village trained wrong as a joke.

>>53048 Regular armor is ok too. Preferred even. >>53049 Maybe this isn't your fight then? You should probably hit up the MGC battle academia. They are always eager to train new punchbags combatants.

>>53021 That's a difficult thing you're asking for. It's hard to play tough to get when jiggle of her breasts is enough to mesmerize me.

>>53052 That's what boob plate amd/or magical chest wraps are for. Nothing quite like discovering the flatty/modest girl you've been sparring with actually has bazongas.

>>52982 That list of perks would be so effective on a bratty loli Demon that I would be fucking her before she can even begin her contract pitch.

>>53054 Pretty rude of you anon. Do you not care what she has to say?

>>53055 >See blue monster >Fuck her >Refuse to elaborate >Stay forever It s the most Chad way to interact with blueberries.

>>53053 True enough, but something tells me that demon trying to make a contract with me wouldn't try and contain the boing-boing like this.

>>53055 >Do you not care what she has to say? Of course I would. The seductive, horny and bratty stuff she would say would be super interesting, so interesting in fact that it would need immediate further elaboration.

>>53058 It could make some sense if she's playing with her food. >Be you, engaged in negotiations some dude with a fiddle will sing about decades from now >Hammer out some major points in her contract >Get stuck somewhere along the way >Prepare to dig in for the long haul >"Interesting proposal, but what if I do this?" >Deem reaches behind her and undoes the clasp on her compression bra >Sinsibly(SIC) dressed suit deem is now popping buttons on her blouse >Brain.exe has stopped working >You sign her contract, suddenly unable to protest >You enjoy bloobies >Deem enjoys having made you sign >Both of you can later boast about how strong of a fight you out up even though she could've just come in braless from the start for the same result I goofed and thought this was part of the monster sparring conversation, pretend this was my plan all along.

>>53060 Demonic trickery knows no bounds... >Sinsibly Kek, good one.

>>53060 Fights happen in many places. Arenas, dojos, and even offices. Demons are known to make animated shows presenting corporate acquisition like shonen fights.