Really late in the thread to post this but hey look I finished my entry for the writing contest, it's Ittan-Momen's time to shine! https://archiveofourown.org/works/75558786

>>60547 I'd like to see a Kuchisake-onna (slit-mouthed woman) girl.

>>60549 Nice, your stuff is always a treat

Succ 'the juicer' U. Bus

>>60548 I will gladly share a fish but I will not be servile, fuck that >>60547 displacer beast is my easy pick. teleporting tentacat with blue/purple skin and black sclera my medium pick is something like a cambion or bearded devil. or I guess a marilith would also be cool and pretty much writes itself my hard pick is ms I don't wanna get into it

>>60547 I want to see more evolutions for existing mamono, like an evolution for a skeleton, or a non obvious one like an evolution for a cancer or something.

>>60547 greys, I've been waiting to do XMON posting for years

>>60554 Even if we never get a full profile I'd love to see an official dragon wight picture.

>>60554 i figure revenant or gashadokuro would be the skeleton upgrade paths

I've heard Druella keeps portalled humans in Hangar 69, and her and her secret cabal play fooseball and listen to earth music and hold hands with the earth humans. The truth must be heard!

>>60560 are you saying the "she's a permavirgin femcel" stuff is just a cover for partially successful portal tech that's currently just being kept as an insiders-only revelation and that in short order the technology will be improved for public use? and that I'll get my normal mob low level mamono wife SOON?

>>60550 >"Am I pretty?" >"Yes" >Gets raped >"Am I pretty?" >"No" >Gets raped Just can't win huh

>>60549 Diligent as always.

>>60544 >door of the Bar swings open >[Who handholding?] >jukebox does the 'record scratch' >everybody stops >the Big Jinko cockriding her Anon on the bar stops >the Kunoichis giving their Anon the 3wayBJ on the pool table all stop >the Hebi wrapped around her Anon on the dance-floor stops >the Bicorn holding the Rata waitress over the table while her Anon rails her from behind both stop >even the shy Angel giving her Anon a gentle handjob under the table in the corner booth stops >[silent stares] >[slinks backwards, inaudible mumbling] >music restarts

>>60565 it's me. IT'S ME! I am the one that wants to hold hands with a succubus! it's me!!!

>>60567 That's a Lim.

>>60568 I'll hold hands with anything anything.

>>60569 Slut.

>>60570 I'm very loyal actually, I'll hold hands with anything, but only one thing

>>60571 But what if the thing is two things?

>>60572 explain further. two monsters that fusion danced? some kind of kamaitachi situation?

>>60573 Doppelgänger.

>>60574 the concept behind dopplegangers actually kind of makes me uncomfortable, sorry

taking ogre wife to the football in the pissing rain

>>60574 Man I feel bad for doppels, they're kinda cute

>>60576 How so?

>>60578 We go, she takes her custom made anorak I bought her for her birthday. I stick close to her as she’s warm and blocks the high winds. We get a burger or pizza or pie from the van outside the grounds, then we head on through to the home end. It’s raining enough to be atmospheric (and freezing) but not enough for the game to be called off. She is very loud and boisterous, and then she gets a few drinks in her and all bets are off. Win or lose we then go back to the car, turn the heating on and rush back home to shower and warm up properly with some slow shower sex. Then passionate shower rape. Then cuddling up together on the sofa with a cup of tea each and we watch some shit on TV.

>>60579 I was confused for a second, until i realized i replied to the wrong post.

>>60580 i wrote all that out for nothing. it's ogre.

>>60582 I'm sure your SOCCER O C C E R hooligan ogre wife enjoyed reading your post from the other side of the internet, so it wasn't exactly for nothing it also, at the very least, increased the universal yearning index slightly, and we need to do that as much as possible to open the portals so keep on keepin' on ogres are cute

>>60574 >be at fancy ball >fancy noblewoman approaches you >ignore her >walk up to nearby curtain >pull it back >tell doppel it's not fancy dress

>>60539 From 'The World Set Free,' 1913, by H.G. Wells: >One single monarch held out, the ‘Slavic Fox,’ of the Balkans, showed an extraordinary combination of cunning and temerity. The Slavic Fox's semi-barbaric tactics were for the most part from an illiterate peasantry, passionately if confusedly patriotic, and so far with no practical knowledge of the effect of atomic bombs, at no less than the Empire of the World. >The government of idealists and professors away there at Brissago was to be blown to fragments, and then east, west, north, and south those aeroplanes would go swarming over a world that had disarmed itself, to proclaim Ferdinand, the new Caesar, lord of the earth. TL;DR Englishman says that Slavs would rather cause WWIII than get over cultural differences.

>>60586 >Englishman says that Slavs would rather cause WWIII By the time he wrote it, it would have been WW1

>>60587 You're correct, but I figured "WWIII" would be better shorthand for "total nuclear annihilation." A fun note from the foreword of the 1919 addition: >Every intelligent person in the world felt that disaster was impending and knew no way of averting it, but few of us realised in the earlier half of 1914 how near the crash was to us. The reader will be amused to find that here it is put off until the year 1956.

>>60588 >would be better shorthand for "total nuclear annihilation." Haven't read the book, but from the wikipedia excerpts it seems like it isn't quite the nuclear annihilation that one thinks of usually. Their "atom bombs" are more like regular bombs with radioactive aftereffect, since the actual atom bombs wouldn't have been invented for several decades. Either way, it's very off-topic.

>>60544 >Alright, which one of you degenerates likes HANDHOLDING? We received an anonymous call 15 minutes ago. Nobody leaves until we check everybody in this bar and see who likes holding my hand!

what about pedipalp holding? is that lewd?

molesting hellhound ears

Ok, hear me out. Spear Abbybug using her spear to poledance.

>>60593 FUND IT

upon the day of the portals, you will be taken aside and forced to live through every mamonopost you've ever made only after completion can you choose a wife

>>60591 VERY lewd.

>>60595 Oh, no, I'd have to live through a bunch of experiences with >CHESHIRES >USHIS >GREMLINS And more. Oh. No.

>>60597 the actual oh no is that you have to choose one wife after having lived through it all

>>60595 Do Ao3 stories also count? If so,it's going to be certainly interesting.

>>60593 >Poles Dance (★☆☆) >This is a method of seducing an opponent in battle through the free and mesmerizing use of a spear like a pole and likening one's body to a snake wrapped around it. Spears made of mamono realm ore do not have to be thrust into the ground, they can be fixed in any position in the air. And since there is no need to pull the spear out, you can conduct your attacks without interrupting the movement of the dance. Although the technique is the same as the Succubus Combat Dance, but with the spear, the sometimes lewd movements of the hands and tongue on the spear are much more likely to inflame the opponent's libido. The disorderly, irregular and lewd movements of the spear-dancing succubus are impossible to predict, as well as the subsequent actions, which confuses the adversary. The man's lust will only increase along with the strong stimulating movements he sees, and he will continue to watch. And because of the excitement, he is said to be unable to maintain normal concentration of thoughts. >This technique specializes in showing your flexible and beautiful body, which all monsters possess, but if you are of the Lamia family, able to present your whole body supple and flexible, you can increase the effect even more. Echidnas, who have the highest level of strength among Lamia, and the master warrior guardian lance Mersé, who is one of the seven princesses of Lescatie, can use not only body movements, but also control the movements of the lance as if it were a living snake mesmerizing other people. And this snake goes from gentle movements to a deadly attack in the blink of an eye, one that goes through armor and seems to shake the ground. it do be having precedent

>>60595 okay all i talk about is bugs, dragons and undead, and sometimes tsukumogami

>>60601 zombie dragonfly upon ye

>>60594 >>60600 It's being funded as we speak.

>>60603 10/10