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/mge/ - Monster Girl Encyclopedia thread #43 Anonymous 12/07/2025 (Sun) 19:35:02 No. 59528
The invasion of the Bug Mamono Lord has begun. Previous thread: >>58364 Monster Girl Wiki: https://www.mgewiki.moe/ Monster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/ Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/ Writers list: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/writerlist.html Fanart Galleries: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html Nextcloud Archive: https://st44244.ispot.cc/nextcloud/index.php/s/HYyFwJMp588a4tE
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>>59528 gonna hug the 'Dons abdomen
>>59529 But that's where her pheromone emitters are. You are playing a dangerous game anon.
four arm hugs
>>59530 ridiculous, bet you think fox hair is addictive too. i mean, whats the worst that can happen by nuzzling Abaddon's abdomen and whiffing her pheromones? its not like im gonna turn into some vacant eyed, drooling mess, clinging to her abdomen like a baby monkey?
>>59531 Imagine.
>>59528 their gas mask has a voice modulator too
>don The boog mafia. The boog mob. Organised crime has never had so many legs.
>>59534 Tacticool bugs doing chemical warfare.
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I'm curious how many of you guys would fugg the bug? I would. The four arms is really nice
>>59526 >unbirthdays I'd say "get me outta here" but I don't think that's an option anymore
>>59538 It’s every day though. It’s really just an excuse to have a tea party and fuck.
>>59537 I wouldn't even need to think it once. I'd be making Eros proud the moment one of these appeared in my sight. If she Kuu's at me it's over.
>>59540 Based anon, I'm so torn because I really like so many girls and now there's another I like. I feel like Eros will pull her hair out trying to find me a soulmate
>>59527 Imagine a jubjub hag. Years of pent-up jub urges must be very dangerous.
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>Have fish wife >It's getting cold out, decide to visit a heated pool inland for a little warmth >Wife can't breathe underwater with her gills because the pool is filled with chlorine gas >The means she has to use her lungs >Like a pleb <"Wow, this is annoying. No wonder humans don't like swimming without some kinda tube." >She still teases you for being slow once you get back home If only they knew our pain...
>>59541 >I really like so many girls and now there's another I like. Same, but i'm unapologetically a harem fag. I'd be happy with a 5 girl harem, and Abbys are very likely making it into my top 5. More would be alright i guess, but i'm afraid i'd be stretching my love too thin.
>>59539 >EVERY day I am NOT going to wonderland now >>59543 get me OUTTA HEEEEERE
>>59546 you could always not attend. nobody's forcing you to go the party. you could stay at home in your little wonderland cottage, and cuddle your chesh/dormouse/whatever
>>59547 I think you and the other anon have very different definitions of "unbirthday".
>>59537 the thickness of the thighs sells me on abby, being squished against her while her many arms molest me is a bonus lil abby i've been contemplating over. when i think about a kuu lady jabbing a spear at me i'm typically thinking of sahuagin. don't get me wrong, i'm into that but would i rather be kuu'd at by a horde of lil abbys or a tribe of kuufish?
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>>59549 Sahus strike me as solitary kuus
>>59541 She's paired millions if not billions. Every case is special and unique, but she's got the experience. You will be loved.
>>59548 Unbirthday is just opposite birthday, like if your birthday is on 1st December then your unbirthday is on 1st February. Just another excuse to celebrate and get spoiled with gifts, typical whimsical wonderland bullshit ...what kind of unbirthday did YOU have on your mind, anon?
>>59552 >>59548 They better celebrate actual birthdays. With cake. Everyone must know how old wock is.
>>59552 >...what kind of unbirthday did YOU have on your mind, anon? The other anon was thinking of unbirth, as in, getting shoved back inside a pussy, if it wasn't obvious. I hold no stakes in this conversation.
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I wanna scritch the fuzzy ears
>>59051 >a tiger is not a valid option I feel bad for saying back in the day that lol
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>>59556 for saying that back in the day*
Orange jinkos.
>>59558 Ginger Jinko energy
So. Abaddon talking like Bane, Y/N?
>>59559 Oh no. She’s silly. At least she looks cute. Those orange stripes are fashionable.
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>>59555 i tried, but they keep pushing me down and holding me under their kittytiddies
>>59560 She's a big girl.
>>59565 No, she's a bUg girl.
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>>59560 Really funny actually >>59549 I like the idea of me and my wife growing in power together so I like the small one too >>59545 I'm torn on harems, I love the idea of a group of monsters hellbent on making me theirs though >>59551 True, she definitely would have the experience to deal with me. Thanks anon
the bigger the dog/cat, the fluffier and sillier and friendlier and ultimately safer (less likely to rape you) she is. trust me.
>>59560 You're a big buuuug
>>59568 its true... but she will still be aggressively cuddly and needy, so you will spend about the same amount of time, if not more, being hugged by her.
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Daily reminder it's your duty to fill the world with more bugs
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https://imgbox.com/g/LQOM1yXaIO Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 58. This concludes the weekly report. New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/UvwlKQLb Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html
>>59572 Thanks for your hard work man
>>59537 Hard pass for me. Just completely unattractive, both in body type and clothing.
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Remember that hags are everywhere and they are a majority in monster population, watch out when portals open or your experience with monster will be like a Hroz doujinshi
>>59572 queenslimes are neat, maybe
>>59574 Really? Their body type is amazing for me, what bodies do you like?
>>59572 Lot of eel this week.
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>>59575 >or your experience with monster will be like a Hroz doujinshi Oh no?
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Yandere eels... Jelly eels
>>59537 Yet another bug I wouldn't fugg. The body proportions are borderline, but I also don't need a 2m tall wife and their whole swarm dynamic is unappealing. I'll be sticking with mantis, wonderworm and papillon for my boog fix.
surreal eels
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>>59579 many such cases
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I have a strong desire for hot chocolate for some reason.
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>>59585 i think its something in the water, lots of that going around.
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>>59575 I will make a harem of hags so they don't prey on you my friends Go on without me and I'll hold them back
>>59587 that's good, with enough of them they can play bridge and bingo together
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>>59586 Truly these are trying times. It's cold, it's wet, and for some reason Amazon left me a large package that keeps making scratching noises from inside. I know for a fact I only ordered one 50 pack box of hot chocolate. I will request a refund after opening it. It's probably a giant trampoline or something...
>>59585 >>59586 I could entice a tacokot with my last bottle of rum.
>>59587 dont! if a large enough concentration of hags gather in one place- then the space around it will be pulled into Hagville and becomes a part of it!
>>59590 But if you give an Ocelomeh a bottle of rum, she might ask for more, and then you're stuck in the fermentation room making alcohol out of chocolate.
>>59593 This sounds enjoyable. We will make the finest tropical drinks and host wild beach parties where all the ocelomeh get way too drunk.
>>59594 I can't even imagine how drunk Ocelomeh would act. Probably in a way that either upsets or amuses Quetzocoatl and Xipe Totec.
>>59595 given how handsy, flexible, lithe and how much they use body language to chat a guy up? Probably very funny, as their coordination goes out the window, and they just end up falling over. But, then you're screwed, because now you're carrying a drunk tacokot on your shoulder. >Ocelomeh teetering and toterring from side to side >Can't keep her up on your shoulder forever >Eventually she falls over and drags you down with her >Somehow ends up on top >"oh my hea ---ey... yoush pretty cute hic" dances paw on your chest > Falls asleep on top of you
>>59591 Good. Hagville should corrupt all
>>59591 >the legends tell that in some occasions there are single men that come from outside this world and decide to create a harem in the wild >for some reason they are highly attracted to aged monsters that gather in flocks to have a chance with this man >in time they start breeding uncontrollably and start a settlement >their children become their inhabitants >their outwordly craft becomes an economic activity >they start trading with other settlements and also get populated with other outsiders >and that's how cities are created, at least that's how the legend goes
>>59596 A pile of purring, panting, and drunkenly ranting Ocelomehs on top of you would probably be heaven. Especially since you know they'd be whispering drunkenly to each other in various dialects of Nahuatl and Chicimec.
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where is mine
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>>59601 best i can do is hellcat
>>59604 I was told to accept no substitutes
I ordered a tard maid and got a trad maid instead, meido academy sucks.
>>59606 >fox No, i'm pretty sure you got what you wanted.
>>59607 HI, HO!
>>59604 I want to pet the kitty. I accept any and all consequences
>>59609 She has FLEAS.
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>>59606 what >>59607 said
>>59571 GIWTWM
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>>59606 it's fine
>Bathing a cat >Bathing a hellcat So this is my cross to bear
>>59614 It's pretty easy once you learn the cheat code: >Bathing WITH a cat >Bathing WITH a hellcat You'll need lots of bathroom ventilation for the second case, though. Things would get steamy in a literal sense pretty quickly.
Hellhound isn’t so intimidating when she’s all soaking wet and bathed. All that fluff is soggy and sodden. What is she going to do? Drip on me?
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>>59618 She's still a little intimidating. Look at that frowny face! You can't possibly be unintimidated by that face.
>>59619 Will it be bathrape, or will the bean poking appease the cleanhound.
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>>59618 the water makes the plaping sounds extra loud during the rape.
>>59537 I don't much care about the Abaddonfolk but the main bug is great in this essay I will
>>59622 Anon?
>>59620 Yeah, you're gonna get raped. But it'll be super clean rape!
beans...
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>>59627 how rude of you, there are oni here y'know!
>>59628 Anko.
>>59627 Do bean alraune fart a lot?
>>59632 Let's not.
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>>59630 what're you playing at?
>>59633 If I don't post like this, I'm afraid that I will never get a Cheshire wife.
>>59628 huh. I've never seen one I bet beans surrounded by fluff feel great on your cheek
>>59623 He's gone to the sexy bug orgy in the sky.
>>59634 I don't get it , what do Oni have to do with beans?
>>59626 >Hot soapy aftercare and pawjob/nursing pawjob It’s not fair! Hounds are fire, so should be weak in water!
>>59640 Yes, fellow zoomer, hounds ARE fire!
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>>59638 its a common japanese myth that you can ward off oni by throwing beans at them.
>>59641 The hound does not understand, but she will “zoom” onto anon so she can lick him.
>>59643 Hmm, but what if i keep closing in an Oni with beans to then lead her into my room without escape.
>Anon hears that oni are weak to beans >Makes his mom's baked beans recipe along with a nice old-fashioned Christmas ham. >Miss Oni has 3 servings and falls asleep drinking egg nog HAH HA, GET WREKT ONIS.
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>>59645 that would be very mean Anon. being threatened with beans like that for an extended period of time is very stressful for them.
>>59647 I can make it up to her with some gentle care and affection.
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>>59648 you better. an oni's vengeance is something few pelvises can survive.
>>59649 It's ok. We all know onis are big softies that melt in your arms from a single smooch on the lips.
high impact sexual violence mamono are the ones that need aftercare, not their husbands think of how traumatizing it must be to just want to lavish your affection on the one you love but not being able to do it without causing him harm they need him to get right back up and reassure her it's HIS fault anyway
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>>59651 I don't think there's any mamono who actually do high impact sexual violence. Look at this gal. Hugely scary reputation, right? NOPE. DORK.
>>59651 It's not men's fault mamono are huge rapis
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Would anyone like to share or post Christmas themed stuff.
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>>59651 >"now thats a good pet, praise me more~"
>>59652 they're ALL dorks. every one of them it's that very dorkliness that makes the strong ones so dangerous during sex think about it. it's completely unintentional. it's... clumsy. it's DORKY. the strongest mamono get carried away and, against their wishes, end up hurting their husband. it's a terrible thing they have to go through and she needs reassurance afterwards. he's broken, bruised, and bleeding slightly. she's in tears. "what have I done?" then she tries to give aftercare and gets horny again and does it all over again. meanwhile if he'd just gotten back up and given her the headpats and hugs she deserves and soothed her self-induced terror, they'd just fall asleep happily it's up to the husband to provide aftercare, no matter what state he's in >>59653 yes it is
>>59654 >Christmas is coming >It's your wife's first Christmas, so as a demon she finds the whole thing absolutely enthralling. >So many questions! <"How does Santa choose who is naughty or nice? Is there a universal culture in play or does he make allowances for individual religions and customs?" <"Why are his elves so small, and why are so many of them male?" <"Why live on the North Pole, which has bears, when the South Pole is actually land and has no bears?" <"He must be a powerful incubus to provide toys to all the children of the world in one night. Why is his wife, so, uh, matronly? Is this what Earth men prefer? Should I age myself up?" >From the careful, serious way that she asks the questions, and the fact she is clearly taking notes, it is impossible to know for sure that she knows Santa is just a story one tells children.
>>59656 Oh, my god. Mamono are KLINGONS.
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>>59654 you're gonna have to wait for anything else new, got two artists choice comms on the way
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>>59658 they do cling on to you pretty hard
It is good that koturday is over, I'm allergic.
greetings fellow humans I'm starting a petition to make every day caturday if I can get 100 signatures it can be officiated
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>>59663 wouldnt recommend it. the foxes managed to make every day fox friday, and now no one celebrates it anymore.
>>59664 it's different for cats. everyone loves cats. you can tell because the internet was made to share cat videos. where are the fox videos? that's right. there's like one of them and it's a fox faceplanting into some snow. now cats? those are great. me and all my human friends love cats and would celebrate caturday every day
>>59663 >>59665 Catlike typing detected Deploying spray bottle
>>59666 well done Satan, get those filthy felines off our thread!
>>59667 Don't get too excited; it's a spray bottle full of silvervine and catnip oil.
I like the idea that mamono shitpost among us incognito and have to avoid violating the masquerade but that does leave obvious fakeposter posting in a strange place. what would mamono think about human men pretending to be badly disguised and highly incompetent mamono on the internet for laughs?
>>59669 I think the more social mamono would think it's cute. I think the more asocial ones would think it's cringe. And I think Cheshires would take it as a personal challenge.
>>59670 cheshires probably catfish the mamononet and just leave pictures of cat butt wherever they promise to meet their fake paramours
I've heard that the only way to get a cheshire to listen to you is to defeat her in ketsu battle
>>59673 Maybe for baby cheshires. Hags require you to do the "Who's on First?" bit with them or some other ancient meme.
>>59674 that seems much too easy, I don't think any cheshire would give it up to something like that imagine the sheer crushing strength of a hag chesh's butt
>>59676 How much of that bit can you do on command? You know it's a lot more than just 1-2 lines, right?
>>59677 right now very little but it would take like 20-30 minutes of preparation before heading into chesh-infested waters for me to conquer an entire army of hag cheshes for free and use the fast high-tier units to quickly snowball and take all of wonderland for myself while everyone else is still working with low tier units and getting their economy running
>>59678 >t. Anon about to be covered in piles of sleepy hag kots.
>>59679 but they're supposed to listen to me we need to conquer the realm
>>59582 >he doesn't want to be standing eye to eye with his wife's nipples size difference is great
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I read somewhere that you shouldn't take the encyclopedia entries too literally—that they're just there to paint a general picture, set the mood, and so on. So, how do you guys deal with things like plant mamono supposedly clinging to you all the time, or a Gargoyle keeping you with her forever?
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>>59682 every encyclopedia entry is the wandering scholar asking a member of the species he's writing about what her species is like she spends the entire time gassing her people up and making her people sound as scarousing as possible. they're full of embellishments, overconfidence, and "woooo we're SCAAARY SEX MONSTERS" energy all of the "literally always horny and having sex forever and ever her husband becomes an addict incapable of living without sex with her" stuff is way overblown because mamono are dorks. there's 24 hours in a day. 5 to 12 go to sleep, probably 2 go to sex (more during certain events), 2-3 go to food/preparation, etc. in the demo for MGERPG the mamono-husband pairs present live pretty normal lives just with a bit more sex than average. there's no reason to buy into stuff like literally never being apart from your gargwife. the petrification paired statue during sleep stuff is probably true though general abilities and behavioral tendencies are what I'd take seriously. "trapped in an endless orgasm blahblahblah I will never let you go" is like the tasting notes on a bottle of hooch. it's upselling
>>59682 As much as >>59683 is correct, I'd like to imagine it as close to literal with some embellishments. A dryad could probably make you a flower crown or bracelet that she's connected to, meaning you're never apart.
word on the street is someone from MGC was putting together a monstergirl encyclopedia based off interviews with the husbands of mamono, but the mamono lord got it shut down because half of the testimonies started with "she talks a big game BUT"
>>59657 >There is an objective morality for children, blessed are their small lives. >Santa Elves are actually a subtype of faerie >The bears serve the Claus and the lack of land lets him work in isolation for most of the year >He is actually a kind of saint but, yes, Mrs. Claus is thicc as northern jolliness is simply a function of roundness. Do not take his opinions on attractiveness as the norm, though, the 6 months of darkness screws with his perception.
>>59659 That some good stuff right there
>>59688 god I want to impregnate a hellhound and have a horrible little daughter to raise
>>59623 Good news everyone, the mind control pheromones aren't nearly as bad as they say. But yes, it's rather interesting how to of the better bug women KC has designed have abdomens or body parts that perfectly support her man for sex. Abaddon have that fat fucking locust butt as a more stable platform to hang onto and have sex with her that way, while the Wonderworm has a more plush and even dare I say more sink-into-Darling variety lower half so that she can hug you while you're on the warm equivalent of a worm water bed. I haven't been able to confirm with the Sandworm yet, but I heard you have to walk without rhythm... to avoid the Worm.
>>59683 You spammed the word dork so fucking much it ceased to have any real meaning Just a hollow buzzword now, instantly making such posts look like ai-generated slop
>>59690 for whatever reason I struggle to consider ms sandwurm a boog I like her more than most bugs but I don't know if the sticky life is the life for me
>>59604 Does the hellkot like boxes?
>>59694 all kots. no exception
>>59695 >Anon's quest to find a box shaped object that wont be burned away by hellfire
>>59696 METAL BAWKSES
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Do you guys prefer the encyclopedias being over exaggerations or do you like the idea of mamono actually being sex crazed to some extent? I feel like there's a nice balance to be struck
>>59698 Bit of both. I do personally find the idea that I could walk into a grocery store, buy my products only to be met with the cashier being railed over the counter spilling her milk and juices everywhere while moaning up a storm to be somewhat offputting. I don't think I want to live in such a blatant society, because I wouldn't fit in, I don't want my own intimacy to be a public spectacle. I think I can handle knowing that most closets have been fucked in allright, but seeing it at the buss stop isn't a particularly pleasant experience. So I'm okay with a society that obviously fucks A LOT but I don't have any interest in seeing it.
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>>59698 i wouldn't want it all the time but crab had the right idea where monsters go wild every full moon i think that was crab, anyway
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>>59698 I like that they're exaggerations because I enjoy being functional and want an actual romantic and well-rounded relationship with a monstrous woman for me the balance is struck when you take the obvious insanity out of the profile. even an average of a "mere" one hour of sex a day with a mamono is many orders of magnitude more than any realistic human relationship. and I can mental gymnastics my way into saying that's a replacement for daily exercise given my actual favorite mamono (not pictured) I am bound for special intense periods that are probably closer to the "all-night fuckfest" thing some profiles mention, but I'm okay with that also like >>59699 I prefer privatized sex, but again calling back to MGERPG's demo (which can be assumed to be a pretty canon look into how life is in the MGE setting) sex is very public which I would be very uncomfortable with
>>59701 they got magic to make a modesty curtain or something
>>59702 Personally I find the notion that I spend my time outside the house to be spent dodging cumstains and other pools of biohazards, bumping into half undressed women panting and dripping cum down their thighs as they stumble out of "modesty curtains" only to be so afflicted by supernatural lust that I have to go home and fuck my wife IMMEDIATELY to be somewhat tedious. I'm okay with a healthy blend. Most entertainment will be goonerified, I'm okay with that. If I go to a play, and they are fucking on stage, I expect there will be an orgy in the audience. I'm okay with that. If I'm having IT trouble and I'm on the phone to a call center, and I can't fucking get anywhere BECAUSE THE STUPID WHORE JUST KEEPS CUMMING INTO HER HEADSET I'd be beyond livid.
>>59698 >encyclopedias being over exaggerations Definitely this. Otherwise it's a bit too much.
>>59700 Fuck off back to /jp/.
>>59604 >Two tails That's just an edgy nekomata, what could go wrong if I pet her
>>59705 nta and I don' know why you're upset but it's funny, I thought the notion of a blood moon was in mge too, but it's not. Some mamono realms depict their moons as having a red glow, but the notion of a specific celestial even doesn't actually seem to exist. Interesting just how many ideas seem so universal.
>>59698 An exaggeration, I want to live a normal life most of the time and public sex is disgusting.
>>59654 I don't celebrate Christmas anymore. Recently I started to hate it, I understand Grinches now.
>>59651 No, she deserves to be sad for hurting someone else.
>>59707 >MGE thread >But what about crab and his NTR manga?! Leave.
>>59711 crabman's doing ntr now?
>>59698 I definitely prefer that they be an exaggeration. Banging literally all day nonstop on special occasions every once in a while sounds good, but I'd still want there to be more to life than sex. Really, two or so hours of sex a day, maybe broken up into sessions would already be plenty. It's even easier to manage given that sex functions as a replacement for sleep. We could maybe keep things flirty the rest of the time or something, I wouldn't mind a surprise deep kiss or butt squeeze when the wife passes by and I'm sure she wouldn't either. I'm also on team private sex. That really shouldn't be hard to manage and bodily fluids being everywhere would be disgusting. Plus, I wouldn't want my kids to see that even if monsters develop early.
>>59530 >be Anon >working on 23rd floor at TanukiCorp building >always goes down to the street to get lunch at Ms.Ocelomeh's Taco-truck >get in lift back to cubicle >its full of Abbybugs >thankfully they just stand there ignoring Anon >Murphys law of lifts: Anon lets rip a foul bean fart >turns out some random chemical in fermented beans is the same as Abby rape pheremone >2 hours later MGCFD unjams the lift
>>59698 I headcanon that most of the WS's interview subjects are desperate single mamonos talking up their prowess, and that's why its 24/7 aggressive raep. And if they ever do manage to grab onto their Anon they'll eventually have to admit they don't really know what to do with them. So I'll just have to show her. >Kinda like asking Manosphere AlphaChads about thir life and its always how they are all millionaires and pull a horde of 9.5+ 3Ds every weekend when usually theyre paying exploited Euro models to pose for GF pix for 5minutes on their rented Sportscar or yacht.
>>59712 NTA, but its just oneAnon who's still butthurt from the Farm arc where MC milks a married Mino. >For milk mamonos its basically the same as a medical procedure, and I figure even MGE Mamonos go to a gynacologist unicorn or have breast cancer exams without it being Yuri-NTR.
>>59717 Fuck off back to/jp/.
>>59714 Me, I don't mind some public sexxing. Some mamonos will be out&open, others will like a sneaky try-to-hide-it or sitting-on-Anons-lap or run off for a quick alleyfuck, but at least once a year MGC should have a Anon-Pride Festival with parade floats of wild public fucking. If you want to stay home, or just go to the food-stalls and art exhibits that's cool YDY, but it is the main religion and culture in the Realm. Some kids will watch it all, some will be busy playing, edgy teens will try to pretend it's boring and lame, but under the official curriculum all schools will still make them write a report or do a recital or art piece etc about FuckFestivus.
>>59717 Oh the Cathyl arc. Well, that's the beauty of MGE. You're your wife's gynecologist and the treatment is always more dick.
>>59719 >Pride >in MGE Do you have to be such a faggot? There are any other number of fertility festivals which fit the bill better
Wikifag here, new trivia is up on MGR. Profiles will also be added to the wiki soon. >Ushi-oni fur Compared to beastmen, the fur of ushi-oni is slightly coarse. (source: Subscribestar reply) >How ocelomeh and amazoness regard men who are stronger than them Amazoness will show a certain degree of respect to a stronger man, seeing them as a fellow warrior. Ocelomeh, however, would be even more motivated to hunt such formidable prey and fight very seriously. However, it is important to note that their cultures are not based on "the strong dominate the weak" but rather "the woman/monster holds the initiative". A man simply being stronger than them would not change this principle of theirs or make them submit. It can be compared to men who believe it is a man's duty to protect a woman, and how he could feel the same even if the woman was stronger than him. (source: Subscribestar reply) >How children of undead grow up They grow normally to a certain age, the mana their bodies need generally being supplied simply from living in the same home where their parents are frequently having sex. This prevents them from falling into a state of mana starvation so long as the undead lives normally. With zombies in particular this also causes them to often become comparatively more intelligent individuals. (source: Subscribestar reply) >Summer and winter coats Some monsters like weresheep, kobold, manticore and hellhound likely have winter and summer coats, provided they live in locations with large seasonal temperature changes. A manticore or hellhound living in a hot volcanic region would not go through a molting period, though it would if they moved to a more seasonal climate. Yeti, however, won't go through a molting season even if they move to somewhere warmer. (source: Subscribestar reply) >Abaddon teeth Abaddon possess sharp teeth for tearing and flat teeth for grinding, enabling them to eat virtually anything. (source: Subscribestar reply) >Abaddon reproduction in the ancient era In the former era, abaddon constantly fed not just to support their large bodies and tremendous levels of activity, but also to store energy for reproduction. Normally only an abaddon queen reproduced, but if a swarm moved beyond the range of the queen's pheromones, the strongest abaddon in the swarm would sometimes become a new queen and establish a new colony. However, "queen transformation" has not been observed in modern times, and all abaddon are now able to reproduce. (source: Subscribestar reply) >Abaddon size Even small abaddon are over 200 cm tall when mature, while some can reach 250 cm in height. Concept art depicts them as at least twice the size of abaddon folk. (source: Subscribestar reply) >Abaddon folk anatomy The leg-like appendages visible at the sides of the abaddon folk's shorts are not legs, but an extension of the exoskeleton. According to the "making of" they are degenerated remnants of the pheromone-emitting organs the abaddon has. (source: Subscribestar reply) >Abaddon hyperbole and other "constant sex" monsters As has been said before, it is like saying someone is "always playing games." We still recognize such a person eats, sleeps, bathes, shops, etc. For more specific application, monsters that work for a few hours a day and have sex the rest of the time, and monsters that take a break to have sex every hour or so, would both still count as "constantly having sex" by the standards of the profile text. (source: Subscribestar reply) >Hakutaku trivia Hakutaku have the power to gain information on things they see and touch, and this includes practical skills such as being able to learn how to use weapons by touching them, and learn martial arts by observing martial artists. (source: Personal communication with KC) Their power is far greater than simply having a lot of knowledge. Depending on the individual, they can learn about a person's past just by touching them, or even see what their soul looked like in past lives, as well as acquire knowledge of lost technology by observing ancient ruins. Their powers have saved people from disease and disaster since ancient times, which has led to them being regarded as sacred beasts. (source: Personal communication with KC) Hakutaku are rare monsters, and most stay within the Mist Continent, so despite their great usefulness they are not part of the mamono lord's chain of command. However, a single one does belong to Shirokuto's sabbath. (source: Personal communication with KC) Regarding anatomy, while they are hidden in the profile art the hakutaku have cow-like ears like their relatives. Their tail can be swung like a wildly as well, after all minotaurs are known for using their tails like whips too. As for their third eye, it does not function like normal vision. Instead it can see unusual things such as the flow of magical energies. While it can open and close, it normally does not look around or blink much, but will open wide when imparting or collecting information. (source: Personal communication with KC) The third eye can convey information to someone instantly. However, it is a separate issue if the target can understand the information, remember it, absorb it, etc. Because of this it still is necessary for the hakutaku to also teach things in a normal way, and thus teaching still takes time. (source: Personal communication with KC) >Battle tactics of familiars While it is not as if they can't use offensive magic, they mostly use buffing magic when fighting alongside a witch, acting as a healer and external magic tank as well. They also cast debuffing spells to make an opponent "susceptible to magic" and "easily tempted." When fighting alone they use a technical style that combines eloquence and non-offensive magic that neutralizes the opponent. (source: Personal communication with KC) >Abyssal monster husbands Even when transformed they don't have any weaknesses that they lacked as humans. For instance, the husband of an atlach nacha does not get drunk on caffeine. (source: Personal communication with KC) >Selkie anatomy While the selkie still has a human lower body even while wearing her costume, mysteriously this body will still move more like a mermaid's, provided the selkie has her costume on. It will seem like her anatomy is like a mermaid. As for what it feels like to be inside it with her, the inside of the costume is squishy and soft and her legs will be human legs. (source: Personal communication with KC) >Why did vampires and dragons support the mamono lord, despite their views on humans? Vampires may have found themselves in a similar situation to succubi, raising humans as food but developing attachments and even deep love for them. Dragons looked down on humans, but for certain reasons also had a degree of concern for or interest in them. This gave them motivation to seek coexistence with humans, but their pride meant it was too embarrassing to make the first move themselves. But if an absolute being who was stronger than any of them (i.e. the new mamono lord) asked them to, then that would give them the justification they needed. Still, the exact details of just what happened back then remain purposefully hidden for now by KC. (source: Personal communication with KC) >How salpinx predict disasters Big disasters are accompanied by a particular flow of magical power even before they happen, and the salpinx can detect these as a sign. Smaller disasters are harder to detect, but a salpinx's normal daily performances may end up transforming them into happiness without the salpinx even sensing them ahead of time.(source: Personal communication with KC) >Living doll size changes When a doll becomes a living doll she will grow in size if it is necessary to be suitable for intercourse. How big they get depends to a degree on the design of the doll, with adult-looking dolls becoming the size of adult human women or sometimes even taller than men. (source: Personal communication with KC) >How nightmares feed within a dream Nightmares enter dreams through something like astral projection, sending part of their will or soul into the dream. The sex in the dream is thus actually souls essentially having sex with each other, and from this she obtains plenty of essence. (source: Personal communication with KC) >Why monsters use the term "corruption" It is difficult to generalize, but there are some patterns to how monsters use it. One uniting factor is that they use it in a light sense, rarely ever in a malicious or destructive way. For some distinct patterns though: 1. The Order uses the term in a negative way, but because "corruption" is the term they use for what monsters do with humans, many monsters end up using the term as well, assuming that is just what it is called and not thinking all that much about it. Many monsters also just find describing it that way adds to the thrill and intensity of it all. 2. For monsters whose entire purpose was to corrupt humans and bring about their ruin, such as demons and devils, when they became monster girls the term was convenient for them as the Order now used it to describe monster/human carnal relations. So they gratefully accepted the new definition as it no longer referred to what these monsters did to people in the previous era. (source: Personal communication with KC) 3. The followers of the Fallen God, however, are actively trying to change humanity's meaning of corruption to a positive one, as they seek to improve humans and monsters through "corruption" but are still bound by the term. It may be compared to how Hel is bound by the concept of death and is seeking to change what death means. (source: Personal communication with KC) >Monster's views on gradual romance Some monsters view the human style of gradual deepening of relationships into romance (including works of fiction depicting it) with frustration, but also with a sense of admiration and longing. However, due the nature and perception abilities of monsters, they can all tell right away if someone is going to be "a delicious target" for them. For a monster to perceive this compatibility, and still refrain from seducing or attacking them for a long time while also spending a lot of time with them, is simply quite difficult. (source: Personal communication with KC) >The liquid-filled object the gandharva wears It contains her fragrance in a stored state that can be used as perfume. It can be removed. The gandharva of course naturally emits this scent and is surrounded by it, so she has no need for perfume, but she may use different perform to enhance her own scent or change up the atmosphere. (source: Personal communication with KC) >Sylph invisibility All four great elementals can turn into their respective element, so when a sylph does this she becomes invisible as wind. (source: Personal communication with KC) >Abaddon and abaddon folk trivia The abaddon's pheromones ride on mana in the atmosphere, and with various abaddon acting as relay points the information can remain stable and travel long distances. (source: Personal communication with KC) It seems every mamono lord's reign was accompanied by the forming of new species and subspecies close to that mamono lord, as well as the empowering of species similar to that mamono lord. This is due to the mana link they share with all monsters, causing a change in the mana that permeates monsters every time a new mamono lord comes to power. That said, the change was never before as drastic as what the current mamono lord accomplished. (source: Personal communication with KC) The pipe-like organs projecting from the abaddon's abdomen constantly emit pheromones. There are four of them, two on each side of the abdomen. (source: Personal communication with KC) The rift in the earth from which the abaddon and abaddon folk emerged is difficult to explore unless you can fly, and is still filled with countless unmarried locusts, so it remains a mysterious place. This is also why the presence and current state of the abaddon queen has not been verified. (source: Personal communication with KC) The purple covering over the abaddon's human-like skin is a protective membrane. While able to absorb great impacts, it tends to tear easily, such as when they find prey and release a lot of pheromones. However, it also regenerates quickly. The abaddon folk in the illustration does not have these membranes, but some of them do. The gas masks the abaddon and abaddon folk wear are designed to filter out dust and sand while allowing pheromones (including of human men) to pass through. When they casually wear it when going out with their husband it means something like "other things are getting in the way, I only want to smell your pheromones." Their compound eyes and antennae are also excellent sense organs. Licking them would be "disastrous." (source: Personal communication with KC) The restraining hug of a abaddon is intense, with her releasing pheromones from her entire body the moment her prey's head sinks into her breasts. On the other hand, abaddon folk's restraining hug feels like being swarmed all over, fingertips and penis alike licked and sucked. (source: Personal communication with KC) Daily life for an abaddon folk and her husband (who are both soldiers) could look like this: "Time to wake up... *kissing sound*" waking him up in the morning with a blank expression while performing oral sex, and even during work on guard duty, she'd try to make his crotch her designated spot... (source: Personal communication with KC) As far as artificial things on her body, the abaddon has her gas mask, the flared shorts, a scarf and belts with bags on her insect abdomen. The same is true for abaddon folk except for lacking the belts and bags. Everything else is membrane or exoskeleton, including the armor with teeth-like projections around the breasts. (source: Personal communication with KC) While harems are not uncommon, abaddon and abaddon folk don't have any more tendency to form them than most monsters. (source: Personal communication with KC) Abaddon are among the largest monsters so far seen in the profiles. A husband's designated spot when she is flying around would be to sit on her insect abdomen the way one might sit on a chair. (source: Personal communication with KC) The bags the abaddon carries contain emergency rations. These special rations can be fed to men and enable them to immediately produce a large amount of semen and become ready for ejaculation. (source: Personal communication with KC) The weapons abaddon folk use have the same properties as realm silver weapons. They are not designed for sharpness or penetrative power, but rather with the intent that a mere graze is sufficient. (source: Personal communication with KC)
>>59721 That's the joke - an MGC 'Pride' parade is going to be every style of fucking except Alps. >I also suggested "FuckFestivus" for the rest of us.
>>59722 >However, it is important to note that their cultures are not based on "the strong dominate the weak" but rather "the woman/monster holds the initiative". A man simply being stronger than them would not change this principle of theirs or make them submit. It can be compared to men who believe it is a man's duty to protect a woman, and how he could feel the same even if the woman was stronger than him Sadge
>>59722 >Amazoness will show a certain degree of respect to a stronger man, seeing them as a fellow warrior. Ocelomeh, however, would be even more motivated to hunt such formidable prey and fight very seriously. I thought that'd be the other way around. I had the headcanon that Amazons are naturally averse to harems, and the rare exceptions are really strong men that take more than one warrior to take down. >Hakutaku are rare monsters So not just pandas and tigers, but nerdcows need to be bred a lot too.
>>59724 it's sorta sad but it actually makes sense to me specifically because of how he finished the answer there I couldn't give a fuck if my wife could fold me in half, it's my fucking job to protect my woman and I would do it with pride
>>59698 Personally, I do find the parts outside of the raw sex to be one of the more interesting parts of the settings. Sure we all love mamono fucking, but I wanna see what they do when they’re just, living life. Like does a Wight drag her husband to a fashion store because they’ve got this beautiful new arachne silk dress and only he can see her in it first? Does a Harpy just wanna go flying with her Husband in her talons and just see the views from on high? Does the Dragon just wanna lie atop her gold pile, arms holding her husband as they both dream? Does a Kitsune and her hubby spend some quiet time in an onset just brushing her tails, enjoying the moment? Does a Lamia have to deal with shedding and her Husband is there helping her in her moment? You’d be surprised what some downtime like that does for a world and the people in it, and helps just make their love feel bigger
>>59722 >For a monster to perceive this compatibility, and still refrain from seducing or attacking them for a long time while also spending a lot of time with them, is simply quite difficult. Extremely sadge
>>59726 Don't get me wrong, it makes total sense and I feel the same but having ocelomeh locked behind that door is sad.
>>59722 >It can be compared to men who believe it is a man's duty to protect a woman, and how he could feel the same even if the woman was stronger than him. (source: Subscribestar reply) makes sense. >Even small abaddon are over 200 cm tall when mature, while some can reach 250 cm in height. Concept art depicts them as at least twice the size of abaddon folk. (source: Subscribestar reply) Jesus they didn't look that big. He should to a average man to scale chart one day. >Even when transformed they don't have any weaknesses that they lacked as humans. For instance, the husband of an atlach nacha does not get drunk on caffeine. (source: Personal communication with KC) He must wonder who the hell has so much time on their hands to think of these things >However, due the nature and perception abilities of monsters, they can all tell right away if someone is going to be "a delicious target" for them. For a monster to perceive this compatibility, and still refrain from seducing or attacking them for a long time while also spending a lot of time with them, is simply quite difficult. (source: Personal communication with KC) Cute. I really do dig the whole soulmate thing they have going on.
>>59722 >Hakutaku are rare monsters Hahahaha. Serves them right.
>>59728 Just larp. Chaste courtship throughout the day, hidden "identities at night" YOU'RE not the one railing your wife at night. It's just mysterious man boning lady mystique.
>>59732 >YOU'RE not the one railing your wife at night. Why would I want to have another man fuck my wife tho
>>59732 I see what you meant but the way you put it is weird. A slow burn romance lose it's meaning if it's just for apparence and vapid. Romanticism is a dying art.
>>59732 >>59733 There's a cool kinky roleplay - pretend to be a retard who doesn't understand monogamous role-plsy.
>>59734 Even a long drawn out hunting down of an Anon is a kind of long courtship, same as a Chesh's running gags or a Hatter's elaborate formal teas are just different ways of toying with their Anon prey eventually leading to sexx.
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>>59722 >Some monsters like ... hellhound likely have winter and summer coats, provided they live in locations with large seasonal temperature changes. I have a DEEP physiological need for fluffy winterhound cuddles.
>>59736 Getting toyed with is not a romantic courtship ever, it's humiliating at best. Let's move on
>>59734 >I see what you meant but the way you put it is weird. >A slow burn romance lose it's meaning if it's just for apparence and vapid. Romanticism is a dying art. There's literally no other option than dressing up its corpse though. The whole point behind courtship is mate proofing. Monsters just dont need that.
>>59738 Why are you so french
Why doesn't he do heaven hounds?
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Have you seen this, have you heard about this?
>>59741 Best I can do is a kobold in angel cosplay.
>>59740 Make a wild guess anon. >>59739 True, things going fast is scary but it's better than nothing
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>>59737 Tfw Anon and his sleek shorthair sixpack abs muscle-mommy Heckhund go to Winterstown for some snow-sports and WinterFestival... and his taut waifu is embarrassed that she suddenly starts becoming a big shaggy floofhund.
>>59744 I actually looked it up You have >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xiaotian_Quan <Howling Celestial Dog the name goes hard >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C%C5%B5n_Annwn But hes likely to turn this into a furry since he seems to do celtic mythology dirty >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laelaps_(mythology) lightning doggo >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inugami weeb doggo
Romantisme being dead must be an Eros psyop to increase the number of couples and decrease the amount of work for Cupids
>>59749 Romantism still exists, Wurm chan found one under a rock once.
>>59750 They're too kind for this world
>>59751 She said she'll share it with some one special if they want it...
>>59738 >running away from your future wife after she (unsirprisingly) tries to do the honeymoon early >essentially a rough game of tag that ends in guaranteed copulation >manamo janny is sitting in his bicorn chair >uhmm acksheuallee having fun with you SO is humiliating. Why? because... because it just is ok! Now let's move on from this, we must be better men! what makes manamo jannies so allergic to the act of playful frolicking?
>>59753 I didn't pick the right words, understood.
>>59737 Did you know that hyenas still have genes for winter coat growth? >>59739 Monsters might not need it but I do, I'm not a 15th century peasant who can just settle down with any girl he fancies. I need at least 2 or 3 weeks to get used to the concept
>>59748 Cŵn Annwn appears like its MGE version would be associated with Hel, so more like undead dog. The rest check out, but Laelaps should be the closest in aesthetic to that heavenhound design, while the other two have oriental vibes.
>>59755 >I need at least 2 or 3 weeks to get used to the concept They can stomach 2-3 weeks, surely. I imagine harem/romcom timeframes would leave them catatonic tho.
>>59756 Laelaps is a great name though. Lay-laps. Also the tone of the name makes me imagine a flashy, fit sporty dog girl. She can catch anything, she's gifted by zeus. I bet she has lighning patterns in her fur, and her fur is fluffy white like clouds. Given how loose zeus was, I bet she's pretty genki in nature too.
>>59753 Does everyone here want to be chased by his wife? No one want to do things the normal way?
>>59755 >Did you know that hyenas still have genes for winter coat growth? 1000-year-old Zipangu kitsune seething after being out-fluffed by an ordinary single tail fox from Winterstown.
>>59759 For me I wanna wake up innawoods surrounded by dead trees and ghostly moans. I want to take a tentative step only to suddenly *feel* a presence around me. Then I want to begin hearing whispers in the trees, teasing laughs. Quiet giggles. Stunned into a panic, I want to run, dead branches whipping past my face, scratching me, only to be effortlessly and endlessly hounded, no longer able to distinguish the pounding of my feet and the thundering of my heart. Then, just as my heart is a bout to give out I burst into a clearing and there is the ghostly visage of an ethereal beauty who soon vanishes, and a supernatural darkness begins to close in around the clearing...
>>59758 >Laelaps was a hunting dog of no known parentage, and although some suggest that Laelaps was the same dog who guarded the baby Zeus upon Crete, there are no surviving tales about how the god came into existence. Aw, and she's good with children too!
>>59762 Aunty lightning dog?
>>59759 it feels nice to be wanted to enough to chased, besides you gotta play ball
>>>59761 >>59764 And you don't mind being a prey? You don't find it demeaning? It's a genuine question, I don't want to start shit.
>>59765 whats demeaning about it
>>59766 Being weaker, a prey to be played with, not being able to defend yourself...
>>59765 >>59767 Look brother, I'm forklift certified. I'm not going to beat a 7ft tall undead elf with millenia of experience in a fight.
>>59743 wait what are those, new LN art?!
>>59767 that doesnt really answer the question, it sounds like you would call storming the beach at normandy and getting slaughtered demeaning. sometimes you just lose and theres nothing you can do about it
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>>59769 Good to know he lives.
>>59722 >According to the "making of" they are degenerated remnants of the pheromone-emitting organs the abaddon I knew it, so the Folk are indeed born from the same template as the normal abadon, but get supressed while they are growing. >"queen transformation" has not been observed in modern times This is refering to Abaddons turning into queens, looks like Folk turning into Abbaddons is still on the menu boys. >The rift in the earth from which the abaddon and abaddon folk emerged is difficult to explore unless you can fly, and is still filled with countless unmarried locusts, Monster pits are canon. >Their compound eyes and antennae are also excellent sense organs. Licking them would be "disastrous." Nice. >>59730 >He should to a average man to scale chart one day DO NOT.
>>59767 you are weaker, but it's not like there's no chance of escape or victory, if you couldn't escape or fight back in any way then you would either have no arms or no legs, you are at a significant drawback sure, but who doesn't like an underdog story?
>>59771 succs did 9/11
>>59765 It's only demeaning if either party makes it so There's no shame in losing a gentlemanly bout, its how we improve.
Zipangu, more like Zepingas ayy lmao. Got em.
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>>59767 I suppose it's a matter of preference. I like the idea of being pursued by someone way more powerful than me, someone who I wouldn't be able to escape or fight off, someone who would simply brush off my excuses and anxieties and wouldn't let me go. It's the fantasy of being loved and desired for who you are, even when you are weak and vulnerable. Yes, I do have some trust issues.
>>59773 >like an underdog story? I too like stories where i'm under the dog.
>>59759 >No one want to do things the normal way? That is the normal way anon.
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>>59774 I do like some bush.
>>59780 >hellhound bush looks like its power level exceeds 9000
>>59780 I love how Madhatter is all proud of her trimmed tuft, Hellhound is all "I don't give a fuck, they want a beast they get a beast" and Rata is ashamed because she was just too lazy to shave for the last 3 years.
>>>>59748 >He likes to do Celtic mythology dirty He has done like 5 and only two are furshit.
>>59784 >only two He likes to do Celtic mythology dirty
>>59785 Don't worry, he's not going to be doing any more furries any time soon.
>>59785 To be fair, you can understand why he wouldn't like the Irish at this point.
You would not survive Cheshire zoomies.
Walk up to kunoichi Pull down her face mask Give her a little loving smooch on the lips Pull up her face mask Don't elaborate Leave
>>59789 Another reason to not marry a cringeshire,
Electric blanket defeats chesh and jinko. It’s too easy. Humanity is safed.
>>59792 It's a fire hazard
>>59785 Except he doesn’t
>>59788 The furries were created before the whole debacle.
>>59790 If the Kunoichi let you get that close it's because she wanted you to.
>>59722 >How children of undead grow up >They grow normally to a certain age, the mana their bodies need generally being supplied simply from living in the same home where their parents are frequently having sex. If you adopt an undead girl, you best be prepared to supply mana to your a daughterwife
>>59796 But I was sure I outplayed her this time...
>>59635 >wonderland civil war between unfunny cheshires with their unfunny anons and funny cheshires (mostly single) with their funny anons >cannons on each side trade off firing "BANG!" flags and actual cannonballs depending on what stage of post^n-irony the battlefield's on
>>59797 Why would orphans even exist?
I think I get it now, don't know if I will like it one day but being weak is not a matter of if, it's mandatory
>>59801 Mandatory kinda implies agency? Like you have to be weak, and you're doing it wrong if you're not weak. But in reality you have no say in the matter, it's utterly beyond your control, you cannot just decide to be stronger than, say, a dragon. Rather, weakness is a given. The only way I can conceive of "being strong enough to not be weak" is if you take a girl as your wife that you can already best, and then you level up together. That way if you become the strongest, you can still beat your wife, who has grown to the same extent you have - because you were already able to beat her. You can now just go toe to toe with dragons. But the story of Anon the hero and his Large Mouse god-wife is a tall tale for another time.
>>59795 Wasn’t even so much a debacle as a homegrown shitposter getting too big for his breeches
>>59802 True, I didn't find the right word. On the bright side, our power can only rise to absurd levels
>>59804 This is a problem the setting really hasn't addressed too much, tbh. Every couple is a machine of perpetual sexual motion, and I think SE/MM even extends lives? Even if not, with undeath and mermaid blood there's really no good reason to die. So your world just fills with people of infinitely growing power scales. In some ways it solves itself, because the more ultra power full people there are the more pocket mamono realms they create, so the more space you can proliferate kids into but still. From a power level standard in a few ten thousand years, the world of MGE would look like swiss cheese with each bubble being a pocket realm layered over itself. The sheer density of the mamono mana would likely cause metaphysical anomalies. Maybe that's when the portals open for us...
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What are the rules of Shogball again? I tried to check the rulebook but the letters keep twisting
>>59806 If you can dodge a wrape you can dodge a ball
>>59805 I remember the world of MGE being expendable, land growing larger and such so it's maybe not a problem. Also it's only a few that want to maximise power, most will just take the benefits and won't try to go further and beyond
>>59808 >I remember the world of MGE being expendable, land growing larger and such so it's maybe not a problem Was that the case or were there just pocket realms? I'd rather pocket realms than expansion tbh, imagine trying to go to a family reunion after 1000 years only to discover that the world itself expanded and you're now hundreds of km away. >Also it's only a few that want to maximise power, most will just take the benefits and won't try to go further and beyond I just kind of imagined it like being a passive sponge soaking it all up. Maybe you're right, and you need to actively train to keep and expand it and most people won't bother
>>59809 I don't know but yes, pocket realm would be less annoying we can imagine that power gain follow a logarithmic curve, passive "exp" gain from sex wouldn't be enough to reach high levels of power If you want to be rad wizard you will have to learn, train and have sex with your wife
>>59810 What you say is correct, but still. Infinity. There's probably something else you have to actively learn how to do after certain points to retain more power. The only problem is, If sex magic is making you strong, it seems logical that the denser your sex magic the better the sex is. So every one would want to learn to be a wizard or a fighter if it meant better sex, no?
>>59811 You can aquire mana through different means, not just fighting. I'm sure artisans and craftmen also aquire mana throught he honing of their skills, and you can train mana yourself with itmens or through learning magic, wizardry being one of many schools.
>>59683 >he doesn't get trapped in endless orgasms with a monster that won't let him go to each their own but don't forget where your potatoes come from.
>>59812 It's just a little hard to comprehend. Fighting is obvious, you drain yourself, you rest up and you drain yourself again and you get stronger. With magic you study your principles, you cast magic, you drain yourself etc.etc. etc. As a Tailor you... work your tailoring muscles? The only way that really makes sense if literally everything you do is magic, and you actually learn magical tailoring techniques and grow by crafting harder and harder pieces. I guess in a high fantasy setting I can kinda imagine it.
If you've got to travel, by the 15 gods, stay on the road. It's the beetles, you see.
>>59811 I don know how being a high mage or an expert carpenter will increase how good you're at sex. Maybe each skill has it's own exp bar and général exp is just a way to increase your potential and a slight physical boost
>>59815 Sturdier bed frames with more responsive springs for assisted fucking. But in reality, I wager anything you do to improve the quality of your essence would allow more sexxo magic, would allow better sex. So as long as you focus on self improvement your very essence will improve. Either way if I ever get isekaid there's nothing that'll stop me from learning magic. Warping the fabric of reality is cool as shit. >>59817 Not how good you are, that's its own skill, but how intense the exchange of energies and the meeting of souls feels.
>>59568 So I shouldn't be scared of the 7ft rapecore stalking me for the past few days ?
>>59814 >The only way that really makes sense if literally everything you do is magic, Yes. People imbue the things they make with their own mana, that's why we have the Tsukumogami mamono. It's also an exaggeration that everyone would want to become a wizard/fighter just because of sex. You get better at sex through sex(crazy, i know), and that mana exchange is what's going to make humans acquire the most ammount of mana through monsterization/incubization. Learning magic or serving as a soldier are a lot of work for very little pay. Most people would much rather just live their lives and have fun than grind for better mana for 10 years just to be worse at sex than someone with a bicorn harem. Adventuring is fun and there are touristic destinations for that too. >>59817 Strong hands and dextrous fingers. I wouldn't think of the MGE in terms of EXP and skills, videogamefying a natural setting degrades the roleplay aspect of it.
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>>59568 Yup, the fluffier the gentler >>59819 Nope, she's just really shy and over stressed to mess up. Grab her chin and scratch a little.
>>59820 But I think it makes sense for there to be an upper limit on how much mana you can retain without somehow improving the quality of your being. Also practicing sex makes you better at sex yeah, but I'm not talking about skill level here or tactile sensation, it's been stated that a lot of the pleasure in sex is from the mixing of your energy with your wife's. That has nothing to do with penis in vagoo. So if the quality of your mana is higher or denser, then it makes sense that the pleasure you gain from exchanging it is also higher or denser.
>>59820 >>59818 I see, mana being omnipresent in the world and matter is a foreign concept for us, it's hard to imagine all the ramifications. Yeah, using video game terms was stupid, my bad. I just have a hard time rationalising that kind of stuff
>>59683 >tell dragon she doesn't seem very... dragon-y >she sighs >"This is because of that damn book, isn't it? I swear, one dragon reacts badly to a surprise interview and now everyone thinks I'm an asshole because of two people I've never met."
>>59822 >But I think it makes sense for there to be an upper limit on how much mana you can retain without somehow improving the quality of your being. Incubization takes care of that. It's a way to break your human limits without going through the grueling process of becoming a hero. Aside from that, again, every craft you perform changes your mana, not just magic or fighting, so that makes your mana taste better. As long as you are healthy and fit, there isn't going to be much of a difference.
>>59816 Makes sense. If I stray from the road, I might miss a beetle caravan!
>>59822 >Also practicing sex makes you better at sex yeah sahu has practiced for years on her spear and she's as good as a dead fish. but at least she's easy to toss around and looks at you with the biggest eyes in the world
>>59825 >side from that, again, every craft you perform changes your mana, not just magic or fighting, so that makes your mana taste better. As long as you are healthy and fit, there isn't going to be much of a difference. Yeah that's what I'm talking about. Incubization doesn't count because that's gonna just be the baseline eventually. I'm talking about going even further beyond.
>>59821 oh my god. a cute core. i will give her scritches.
What monster would be the most dangerous to randomly hug?
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>>59830 Hug claustros or mimics at your own peril.
>>59830 Dangerous as in sexual hazard, cognito hazard or physical harm?
>>59826 >apple falls off of the caravan >pick it up >dust it off and eat it >stop right as your teeth touch the shiny red skin >there's a beetle looking at you from across the street >go for the bite again >a little beetle comes up to your leg >hello >go for the bite again >something behind you blocks out the sun and overtakes your shadow
>>59830 Weresheep, it's their gimmick
>>59816 Aren't beetles the preferred method of fast travel some realms?
>>59830 What monster ISN'T hazardous to randomly hug.
>>59835 If you want fast you need a quadruped or a reptile with motivation. Beetles are like gondolas that stop for snacks. All terrain though, at least.
>>59837 they can fly, too
>>59722 hey, i was right about the pouches
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>>59835 They are mover boogs. They move heavy loads and can carry many items at reasonable marching pace.
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>>59837 >gondolas :DDD
>>59840 i often have to remind myself that beetles and mantis can fly. i just don't expect it
>>59836 allegedly yeti know the forbidden technique [platonic hug] but i've never heard of it being used
>>59830 is it legal or morally acceptable to have platonic nonsexual mamonbros once you're married? a lamia would be good to brohug
>>59844 >legal or morally acceptable Yes. What would it be forbidden?
>>59836 Basilisk as long as she keeps the mask on.
>>59844 >lamia this nigga "brohugs" the boys with full leg wrap
>>59846 >Hug basilisk >Get coiled and taken to her femcave. She doesn't need to petrify you if you give yourself to her in a silver platter.
>>59845 Idunno, jealous wives and envybaiting from friendzoned mamono? definitely couldn't if you were with a hebi, or something similar >>59847 it's different when a lamia does it it's just a hug
NTA But I find it really hot, the idea I'm helpless to powerful, hell even weak mamono. That I'm going to be claimed and taken is so nice
Sonic weaponry blasting wave of demonic energy, moans and music would fit perfectly in MGE. I'm certain that I could take down a malef with such weapons. The hard part is convincing a gremlin to build that dangerous devices without blowing her lab (and reaching the malef courtroom)
>>59849 Befriend other married couples in that case
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>>59836 Why do mages make everything better?
>>59851 it would be extremely easy to convince a gremlin to build something ridiculous you wouldn't have to try at all you could just talk about noise marines to someone else near her and she'd do it herself
>>59854 But can she build it without any drawbacks? I think that it would take a dozen of tries before we reach anything close to a viable prototype
>>59855 nothing a gremlin has ever made in the history of the universe has been with out drawbacks, complications, or chances of catastrophic failure or misfire it's just the way it is on the bleeding edge of SCIENCE
>>59856 That's the issue, challenging the malef and failing because of a catastrophic failure would be bad, really bad.
>>59857 ya win some, ya lose some. gremlin engineer's just different. human engineering is limited to "cheap, fast, good. pick 2." with gremlin engineering, cheap fast and good are free spaces. what you've got after that is "consistency, safety, efficiency, pick 1"
>>59857 Fighting bosses in MGE is just like fighting bosses in dark souls, except the last thing you see is "YOU FUCKED"
>>59859 No rollslop in my MGE fantasies
>>59856 >"So what do you do for a living?" >"Mostly I take my wife's mad science projects and re-engineer them into things that people would actually use."
>>59858 Safety and efficiency are optional anyway, the only thing required is consistency >>59859 I hope that it's like DS1 where shields and armours are actually useful
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>>59859 I'm happy I have the chance to use this again.
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>>59830 All hags are, after you hug a hag there's no way back
>>59859 >ms hakutaku sets up shop in an abandoned shrine and writes up some cryptic lore that at a great treasure that lies forgotten blahblahblah and strategically places it in a hidden corner where some poor schmuck will find it >guy heads to the shrine and she acts out her scripted gloomy boss intro >fights using her specially crafted attack strings designed to overwhelm him but be counterable through trial and error if he learns how >every time he gets his ass raped unconscious she heals him up and puts him back at the entrance to the shrine and resets everything >left a Mysterious Note on him the first time mentioning "it seems you're cursed to replay these events until success time has rewound etc etc" and draws a spooky looking sigil on him with a sharpie to sell it >every time he fights her he's learned a little bit more and is getting further through her script >she gets off on him adapting to her choreographed fight sequence >her 0hp finishing move is to headpat him and congratulate him on a victory well earned >she would only ever marry a man with basic pattern recognition
>>59860 Look anon you don't have to roll you could pick a tank build, but the lust status buildup on all their moves is fucking crazy. I can't believe the designers made a status effect there wasn't even moss for. Who balances this shit?
>>59866 >>she would only ever marry a man with basic pattern recognition oh boy the danuki aren't gonna like this one
>>59865 why is she drooling and lifting me off the ground by the sides of my head
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>>59867 I tried going for a cleric build, but when I got to firelink things became problematic. I had no idea where to go, and now I'm in some dark pit after being chased by skeletons. I have no torch except for a few glowing stones, and this stupid fucking succubus keeps staring at me demanding I join her stupid "Way of Shooting White" covenant. I just wanted the Grass Crest Shield for fuck's sake. Between the drug fueled skeleton girls who get their kicks by trying to grind me into dust with wheels, and the demilich girls that keep casting explosion, I can't take this!
>>59869 She's not lifting you silly, she just want to touch your face
>>59870 Uh... just don't go down into the deep dark. There are BEEG skeleton wolfgirls down there that haven't had a good bone in... ever.
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>>59872 Thanks anon! Why didn't I think of just leaving? BECAUSE I CAN'T GET BACK TO THE BONFIRE. I KEEP GETTING CHASED BY FUCKING EVERYTHING IN HERE! If I go down further I get ganked by spinning skeleton girls, and if I go back up I GET ATTACKED BY MORE SKELTONS. This game is bullshit, I knew I should have took the skeleton key when spawning...
>>59873 sounds like you're just boned
>>59873 You're in the bone zone now, you might as well just run all the way down into the arms of Mommy Nita
>wake up in a dark forest >run away from an ogre >hide in a hut >three sabbath witches cackling about how doomed I am >one of them goes YOU'RE GOING TO DIE DOWN HERE, WOOD ELF. THAT'S RIGHT. DIE. EEHEHEHAHAHAHA >I am a human male >escape out the back door >more dark forest, this time zombies >just run past everything >against every piece of advice I've ever heard, head towards the light >cliffside village ruin >well-dressed hatter runs at me telling me she wants to bear my seek seek lest >jesus christ >take shelter in a house >aggressive purring >"Oh, human are we?" >"You may call me Cheshquoir. Enchante~" GET MEOWTA HERE
>>59877 One of these Sabbath Witches got her lines from the wrong game...
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>>59875 >>59874 Your instructions are very unhelpful! Somehow I managed to crawl my way out of that deathzone, and now I'm in some weird valley filled with dragon-girls. But it turns out they don't like being called Drakes, and now I have fifty angry dragons trying to breath horny lightning on me, and one really pissed off lich dragon. I'm still stuck in this stupid Way of Shooting White Covenant, and keep getting forced coop with some chick that gets too touchy feely. I hate this.
>>59879 Ah, in that valley there's a bridge with a huge double door gate. It looks closed but the residents in there are very lonely, so they actually leave the door slightly open, just enough that the drakes can't fit but friendly wanderers can. You'll be able to rest in there, they're very fond of visitors and very hospitable. Shy though, so you might not notice them at first if they decide to hide from you, so just walk around a bit calling out for them.
You can't claim you want out when you're already so clearly and deeply cheshed.
>>59880 squishy ectothighs...
>>59883 >ecto You've put Ghostbusters in my brain. Busting makes me feel good
>>59877 Anon, be careful. Majula is a rough place. If you want a great item, go behind the big house behind the well and there's an item back there that will help with your journey.
>>59859 >dark souls >try to duel kunoichi >she just rolls rolls rolls until she can backstab perfectly balanced pvp experience
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TITanite shards? Really? You think that's a real thing, TITanite? You think you're being clever?
>>59881 I swear you anons are going to be the death of me. I tried yelling out when I found those creepy ass ruins, and now I can't even fight these ghost girls that keep trying to grab through the walls. I found some weird green goo in a jar, and some weird ass merchant tells me it'll help fight them off, but I don't trust weird wall merchants trying to sell me sticky fluids of unknown origin. It's probably mini-slime girls waiting to ambush me. I left that behind. I think I found the elevator out. Fuck this, I'm going to the Undead Burg. Maybe once I ring this stupid bell I can leave.
>>59888 Oooh, Undead Burg? They really do know how to party, certainly boredom doesn't drag on in the Undead Burb. Just watch the ruffians in those alleys, they can be quite Capracious if you don't Mino Tour own business. They might dump you in a vat of Garg oil.
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claustros are too clingy. they get off on hand-holding too, you know. that's why they have the fly-trap wrists. their whole body is an erogenous zone. they are so obsessed with body-contact and hugging and cuddling that merely interlacing fingers or locking legs is enough to get her flushed.
>>59885 >swarmed by orcs >fight them off >rest and heal >go back >now there's a h'orc
>>59891 >the longer your v-card remains intact, the more high-level monsters will spawn in your vicinity Buuullshiiiiit
>>59830 foxes, and the more tails they have the more dangerous they are. >hug a fox >before you realize what you've done its too late, her tails have already wrapped around you. >the more you struggle the tighter her grip >if you try slipping out you'll just get a face full of cleavage >by the time the fox releases you, you've been mofu-brained completely.
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>>59891 H'orcs aren't that dangerous. She's fighting with only one eye! Just attack from that side.
>>59890 if you DON'T get flushed from hugs, cuddles, interlocking fingers, or leglocks I think there's something wrong with you all those things would make me swoon >>59894 oh boy are we back in das1 or king's field where everything loses to circlestrafe
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>>59893 this is why you only hug foxlets. no way they can only you down if they're half your size.
>>59893 I got 110% mofubrained and it wasn't even a f*x being mofubrained is pretty normal I think. a lot of things inflict it, it's just a part of life. I'm happier this way
>>59894 The problem is if you take too long fighting one hork she starts to spawn in others. They don't immediately join in the fight but they will flank you and start chanting verbal attacks. They're Gyaru class so most of them are debuffs and won't directly help the Hork you're fighting but if you don't somehow deal with it you'll take stacks of lust over time bursting at a stack of 15 into the Correction status condition, causing your attack and strength to go up 50% but dropping your defence and agility by 100%
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>>59895 yeah but claustro is even more obsessed with it. she just loves physical contact, and being the brat she is, will bite and squeeze and rape if you don't give it to her. >What's more, although Man-eaters directly feed on semen, they say just the very act of continuously holding their husband captive and having him be there inside their leaves itself produces strong feelings of joy and fulfilment, which is something all Man-eaters share in common. In the case of Claustrophytes, they have a strong preference for the very act of wrapping their legs around their husband's waist while joined together and completely shutting their leaves to create a space for just the two of them itself. Even normally, they spend just as much time in this state as they do when acquiring semen for sustenance, and perhaps even more so. For them, it's a top priority. Even when not actively milking semen, they like to spend their time joined to their husband to the fullest extent so they can indulge in pleasure and essence while both of them slowly move their hips together. Since they prefer to be like that as much as possible, even after a couple's relationship has progressed to the point that him running off would already be unthinkable, and he would never entertain such thoughts, it would still be a big headache for a husband to convince his wife to let him get away from her for even just a little while. you WILL hold hands with claustro.
>>59900 unfortunately I'm claustrophobic
>>59897 the irresponsible rate unsealing of ancient foxes, releasing overwhelming amounts of beforehand trapped mofumamomana is to blame. if you or your wife have been the victim of a mofumamomana related ailment, then you're eligible for financial compensation from the responsible parties.
>>59902 free gibs from Big Mofu when I already have a non-vulpine wife? count me the fuck in as long as they don't do something like curing the mofubrain
>>59895 >circlestrafe I suppose that will work, but she might make wild swings with her weapon. You would want to be up close to strafe around her quicker, but that leaves you more vulnerable to her pheromones. It also leaves you at risk to her instant kill facesit attack if you strafe behind her. You are better off just trying to always attack into the blindspot.
>>59904 luckily I'm wearing the pointy iron mask that gives me pheromone resistance and counter damage to facesitting attacks to dissuade their usage it just looks cool, I'm not metafagging
houndskull bascinets BANNED in human-mamono warfare, deemed "inhumane" by the druella convention this is a facesitting joke
Maybe horcs shouldn’t sit on people’s faces. Maybe some guys like to not have their brains melt like butter in a microwave. Maybe I like being able to think and not cum every 10 seconds with no refactory period.
>>59907 This but unironically
>>59907 And now you're here, thinking about cumming.
YES MISS CHESH I'M TARGETING YOU, YOUUUUUUU
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Mistletoe is poisonous. The only way to stop a Greenworm from eating it is to occupy her mouth with something else.
I'm not targeting any mamono in particular. I will just spray and pray and take what I can get
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I'm cold, please he
>slap oni butt >hand hurts Bruh, this isn't how it was supposed to go...
CUUUUUUUURSSEEEE YOUUUU BAAAAAYLLLLLLEEE!
>>59914 To be fair, you spank ANY ass you'll hurt your hand.
>>59915 I want to impale her with my arrow if you know what I mean
>>59914 >oni slaps your butt >now have an oni caretaker because you lost the ability to walk
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>you discover a carving at the end of the cave >It reads: >"Here may be found the last words of Anon of Nonymousthea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit, may find the holy relic in the castle of aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuughhhhhhh" >Anon of Nonymousthea must've been raped while writing it >you hear giggles from the dark run
>>59919 For me? It's the audiologs that were left all over the place for reasons unknown.
>>59919 I'd just scratch my head and loudly say that I can't read and carry on
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>>59919 BOOH
>portals open >right on top of you, so you're dropped in somewhere completely random >very low population density area rife with signage and old roads >spoken language is the same but written language is completely alien >completely reliant on an ogre for navigation >she doesn't actually know how to read either but she's sure pretending
>>59921 you need a narrator. someone who can follow you about while invisible and speak directly into your ear (purr maybe, lick even). I can think of one purple cat who fits this bill.
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>>59915 oh great, another dragon fight
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>>59923 Learn to read it. For her sake. We both know she's not getting any smarter.
>>59924 huh? what? I'm deaf too
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>>59887 Cyclops body erotic
>>59891 Remember that each time you beat an orc she becomes your property
>>59925 Dragon communion seems a lot different nowadays. Better rub that dragonwound grease on, son.
>>59915 Imagine trying out various voice pack DLCs for your ancient wife <OUR ENEMY IS HIDING IN METAL BOXES! THE COWARDS, THE FOOLS! >said while looking for the tin can of biscuits
>>59931 the only way I'd ever an ancient evil is if she was as dumb, lovable, and ultimately harmless as firaeveus carron
>>59931 I am now imagining a lich equipping a Nagash voice pack. Every small spell she casts now comes with a scream of "Such is the power of Nagash!".
>>59933 Or a Balrog with the Azariah Kyras voicepack. Every time she tries baking with her husband she ends up saying the entire damned speech, and then accidentally burns the ingredients. Including the salt.
>>59925 hot but very dangerous, one wrong move and...
ms cheshire got the nyancat voice pack whenever she opens her mouth it just emits the song she's been following me for three days. whenever I look at her she's just smiling expectantly at me like she's not doing anything wrong. whenever I look away she opens wide and starts dancing. I've seen the footage but she just shakes her head in denial when I confront her about it I'm losing my mind here
Chesh boobies teleporting into your mouth at an inopportune moment.
>>59937 I can't think of a single time I wouldn't want this to happen unless you mean it's inopportune for her and it happens when I'm eating, or something
>>59933 The most popular one by far would be the Skeletor voice pack.
>>59938 It’s inopportune because now you must suck the chesh nipple and possibly drink her milk! Fat perky Cheshire areola! Nyahahahaha
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>>59937 Nice
>>59941 what's inopportune about this? free chesh milk deliveries? am I supposed to be upset?
>>59943 Would you rather the chesho prank you in a different manner? Mayne you want her to give you a potion of lactation and drink from your nipples instead.
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>>59933 Is it a bad thing that one of the first thoughts I had after the new trailer dropped was “Lich wife in Nagash cosplay”?
>>59944 that would be extremely strange and unwelcome. I am satisfied with the chesh teat in my mouth, but it doesn't strike me as much of a prank
>>59946 It's a prank. What could be funnier than chesh tits?
Cheshire spotted stealing an experimental Alping beamgun from GremTech. Be advised.
Good news, LN is alive Bad news, he stays on 4chan
>>59950 But his stuff can be reposted here with impunity>>59743
>>59950 fair shot he doesn't know?
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>>59952 If it says stays, i'm asuming he's aware.
>>59951 Sure but it's not the same and I hope that he doesn't get disgusted and leave forever
you may have been falsely led to believe that "good girl!" only works on hellhounds, werewolves and wurms, but the truth is that it works on EVERY mamono "even succubi and demons" you ask? ESPECIALLY succubi and demons
>>59953 Good to see that the bickering didn't scare you away
>>59957 some work really hard to not appear intimidating to their crush. so of course they would appreciate some acknowledgement.
Succs? Scuus.
>>59960 Sucks to succ.
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>>59961 n-no...
hmm I smoocha da succ I cooka da pizza for her
>working for Miss Wight >get generously offered to use her personal bath since (she claims) it is so much more convenient than me going to my own >she insists on using it at the same time since she claims it would be waste of water otherwise and it is more than big enough for two people >despite all that space intentionally chooses to be as close as possible short of outright rubbing herself all over me (for now) >insist on personally applying her handpicked choice of soap and shampoo >keeps "accidentally" clawing me while washing me >cum multiple times in the bath while she acts innocent and oblivious while I struggle not to pass out in the bath
>>59964 Do you think wights get nervous when they do stuff like that. <Okay, just calm down, he agreed we'd be bathing together, he has to know, right? <Please don't say anything, please don't say anything. <If i pretend like i got my claws out on accident i'll have plausible deniability. <Are boys this easy to turn into boytoys? Mamma said she had to claw dad for 6 days straight before he finally gave in.
>>59963 grug wuvs wing lady
>>59966 Me see monstergirl Me happy.
if a hungry succubus shows up on your doorstep, you might want to give her a pizza and if you give her a pizza, she'll probably ask for a can of beer and if you give her a can of beer, she'll probably ask to sleep on your couch and if you let her sleep on your couch, she'll probably ask for some blankets and if you give her your blankets, she'll probably ask, "aren't you cold? it's december you dongus" and if you say "yes," she'll probably ask you if you want to sleep on the couch with her and if you sleep on the couch with her, she'll probably ask if you like the top or the bottom and if you say the top, it probably doesn't matter and when you're sleeping underneath her, you'll probably inhale her succubus fumes and when you inhale her succubus fumes, you'll probably want to cook her breakfast in the morning
>>59953 good to see you
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>"blessed champion, i know that this child is bereft of caretakers, but we should leave such matters to the local orphanage, and besides.... >"she is a devil! we cant have such a monster with us on our holy quest, she will absolutely try to tempt you into committing some sort of heinou-" >"n-no, you can touch my wings, i was just surprised is all." >"...." >"okay fine, but this is the LAST ONE, 3 was enough of a headache as is"
>>59968 A-and then? What happens if you cook her breakfast in the morning?
>>59971 when you cook her breakfast in the morning, you'll think to yourself "wow, we're like a married couple" and when you think that it's already over for you
yea but not that horny
for anyone wondering why he's bringing his bullshit here, the pest got btfo in the 4chan thread. again.
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>>59974 too bad, the horns are staying.
>>59902 Long gone are the days when you could just walk into a shrine and pull some seals off a fox to get married. I had to hunt down and fuck sixteen colossi to unseal my wife because all the easy ancient evils had already been taken.
>>59979 Anon, those colossi weren’t even monster girls.
putting a bunch of phony paper seals on my gullible fox wife while she sleeps and convincing her all of her power was locked away and there's nothing we can do but wait for the seals to weaken
>>59981 >she breaks down crying, asking what she did wrong and why you hate her. >its a really ugly sight.
>>59982 it was a wandering monk that disappeared into the night
lounging on an inflatable in the ocean and kicking my legs like a sea turtle in mershark infested waters while eating a rack of ribs
You know, i like the Abby folk more than the Abaddons themselves. Maybe it's just the Abaddons are too imposing and unapproachable.
>>59986 I want to give Miss Abaddon my AbaDONG.
Send the boog to parliament. Call her Westminster Abby.
>>59987 Anon, no. Think about how many children that would bring about.
>>59970 >she will absolutely try to tempt you into committing some sort of heinou-" yeah, like giving her sweets before bed
>>59989 I am going to marry her and when the priest asks me if I take her hand in marriage I will say that I “Aba-Dana-DO!”
>>59990 >"contemptable fiend of avarice! cease your wicked bartering at once!" >"... you'll get candy on friday, now go help your little sister brush her tail."
>>59991 ANON NO! your Abaddon is going to cringe so hard at the altar she's going to have no choice but to correct you right then and there!
abaddons and abannons
What the hell is going on these past 2 days? the thread have been unbearable
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>unbearable threads tell me about it. she's leaking fluff everywhere.
>>59953 Hey Latenight, can you make something with Alps?
>>59886 That's to bait you into a flase sense of security On hard mode she mikiri counters and izuna drops
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>>59995 >unbearable
>>59933 >>59945 <YOU COME INTO MY LABORATORY AND TELL ME HOW I SHOULD ARRANGE MY EXPERIMENTS? WHAT A FOOL YOU ARE <NAGASHIZZAR DIVINE ERECTION BLAST >I just wanted you to tuck in our daughter <Such is the power of Naga-- Oh. >So we gonna take care of this or what?
butter slime always fresh always producing more butter warm enough to spread soft enough to squeeze saturated with mamono mana so she's actually very healthy she loves to bake bread. there is a piping hot fresh loaf of bread at least once a day
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Cat (Evil)
>>60002 what's evil about her? she looks nice
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>>60003 All cats are inherently evil. It's just a matter of how good they are at hiding it.
>>60004 what a load. I believe in kot benevolence I will let that brown cat into my home to prove it
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I've completely fallen for the vanilla succubus. I'm obsessed with her. Not a demon, not a balrog, not a kejourou, just a plain succubus
>>60006 She’s not plain, that’s Miss Bagel. She’s Vanilla! She has a flavor, Anon! Lick her vanilla flavor! LICK IT.
>>60007 He actually means a plane succubus. She's a flight attendant, and anon met her on his trip to Lescatie. Turns out, they actually live on the same street back home.
>>60006 normal succs are fucking great man they're the best to ever do it. the gold standard human men are hardwired to see horns batwings and spadetails and get erect. "sexy demon" is one of the most common slutty halloween costumes because it WORKS they're not my absolute favorite but they're a healthy top 10 placer
>>59992 miss valk is a good girl, she deserves a blessing from some minor motherhood deity
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>>60002 Can't be evil after a few scratches
>>59799 I know you think I'm in the unfunny cheshires/anons army, and I don't care. Still get a cheshire.
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Predatory yetis prowl the streets at night, waiting for someone to succumb to the cold and pounce
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It pains my heart that are not enough Troll lewds and no Troll lewd stories in this world to satisfy my thirsty soul...
>>60004 The ideal cat is DEEPLY EVIL and DEEPLY OBVIOUS about it. If you have a home, and it has knick-knacks in it? She is gonna fucking KNOCK THEM OFF THE LEDGE. WHILE MAKING EYE CONTACT God, they're hot.
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This, evil incarnated? Nah can't be real
objectively speaking I think cheshires might be the strongest force of GOOD in the MGEverse
>>60016 She just wants a bit of attention, have you try to pet her? It resets the issue
>>60017 cute snep
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a cat's main charm points are their contempt, chaotic nature and feigned aloofness
would a snow leopard be an ocelomeh subspecies or a nekomata subspecies imagine the handjobs with those massive snowshoe paws
>>60022 actually probably werecat in place of nekomata I always forget both exist
>>60021 Really cute maids >>60022 Big werecat
>>59528 I like big bugs and I can not lie.
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>>60021 >3rd pic do gryphons count as cats or harpies?
>>60026 cat is the more powerful trait
>>60026 Both? Duh
>>60026 They must be subjected to the box test
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>>60029 Kenkous box: a gryphon is simultaneously in a state of cat and bird and any one time.
>>60030 Cute, but mildly cursed, pic
>>60021 Also soft, pettable fur. And purring. And biting.
>>60017 Not a single thought in that beautiful skull.
>>60033 >beautiful skull It's nice that someone here likes Ms. Skellington
Bear seek seek lest.
>>60035 Why is she so smug? Does she know something i don't?
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>>60035 seek bears?
>>60037 I assume he meant Sikh bears, and they're pretty cool ladies who always have a weapon on them to defend the weak.
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You have been sentenced to rape by gladiatorial combat
>>60039 can I play video games with my loins on the line instead
>>60040 that might be too fair
>>60041 these mamono aren't COWARDS are they?
>>59998 How do you explain to a kunoichi that she can't just use izuna drop to win an argument
>>60039 >sent into the rape pits by order of her empress Julia Scissor >just an uninitiated anon with no combat skills to speak of, everyone thinks you're going to job to the first girl who gets sent your way >7 fights later and the colosseum is lined with girls ready to witness this bratty humans indomitable spirit get corrected >face tougher and tougher opponents (and rigged fights) but still somehow win against the worst odds and multiple different arena setups >all of this changes when anon gets matched with HER Who is entering the arena and ow are you jobbing to them?
>>60043 Hit her with a flying swallow If she's a real ninja she'll take it all without complaint
>>60044 face gets trapped between ms raiju's thighs and my face is directly exposed to the most conductive part of her body I struggle and hold on, attempting to cling to victory long after she's reaching a point where she's suggesting I give in for my actual safety because this is just performance entertainment, but eventually get my tongue out far enough to give her a singular lick that sends her over the edge from all the electric overstimming we're both being subject to. this causes her to lose control entirely and I get blasted with enough power to fry every sensory receptor in my body I lost the bout but won in the end when I get healed and married but I still can't really feel anything anymore without her zaps
>>60044 i'm working on my yamcha pose
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>>60043 no, she's right to do it
>>60048 H-HAYAI!
>>60048 Kunoichi apologist.
>>60045 >She takes it without complaining >But begins to sulk in silence instead >Keeps silently glowering and refuses to elaborate >Only stops sulking when you comb her hair (still sits with her arms crossed while you do it) and tell her she's the best, the prettiest and most skilled
>>60044 The rogue chesho, her famous dual dagger making quick work of my poor defence. She teleports around, always striking from new angles. I'm almost defeated, tension rise to a boiling point, she smiles to the public and teleport both of us to wonderland, leaving a very angry arena public. She heals me and we can enjoy a nice tea party together
>>60030 Why's the kiki-cat crying
>ancient mage anon >its said that he's been around since before the transformation >and all this time, he's been single! >of course, ancient stigmas aren't why >but nobody could simply 'get' him >all it took was him rejecting a few high level demons for him to gain a reputation >"he's immune!" "we cant break him!" "what wretched curse is placed upon him?" >as millennia went by monsters kept throwing their best at him. >the most seductive succs, the boldest berserkers, the most mystical mages. >the haggiest of hags to the youngest of the sabbath >thin, muscular, fat. >other ancients, titans of power, gods. >and yet no matter what they tried to get him with, he simply refused. >even eros' best cupids, they all tried their hardest to match him but none could pair him off. >in the modern day, seldom few monsters dared try to seduce him. >his reputation for being unbreakable has become daunting. >many a monster have tried to woo him, or even forcibly take him for herself. only for all to leave with a broken heart. >someone as powerful and resilient as him must surely be expecting only the grandest of monsters in return? >and so much had been tried, some monsters were even convinced that only the chief goddess would enough for him. >or maybe something even grander? >and yet... >they could not be more wrong. >they kept trying to win him over with their displays of arrogance and power. if he wanted that he would've just gotten with the female order commanders that tried the same. >he just wanted someone that loved him, not the fact that he was hard to get. >you'd think that they'd understand this innately, with how many of their own powerhouses settled for common peasants that couldn't even form a magic lamp. >just a few years ago, a sabbath brat tried to show her power by casting the "ULTIMATE FIRE FROM THE 9TH CIRCLE OF HELL!" >and. it. burned. down. HIS. FOREST! >he couldn't get that shitty goat to leave fast enough! the poor trees, it was always took a year to get them back up to a decent height. >last week, however, another wizard tower appeared just in the distance. >he could sense the mamano mana coming from it. >he sure hoped it wasn't another monster trying to "impress" him. >today, she introduced himself. >and his first impressions certainly weren't good. >it was a nine tail fox. >many had come and gone, each one utterly failing to sway him. >but <"hi. i hope you dont mind me setting up in your forest unannounced, but its a nice spot and i think i'd like to live in the region" >"not at all, i've taken great care to make sure the natural beauty of this land has been maintained" <"god, someone that enjoys a good forest and isnt a damn knife ear. its always those stuck up cunts" >"it is always them, isnt it? last century i just had a group of those wood hippies try to protest me for using magic to maintain a region of the forest instead of letting it grow on its own." >"if you go to the perimeter of the forest, you can actually feel that i've modified the local aura to be repulsive to them. same as a dense city" <"i noticed as i was moving in! quite clever, personally i prefer..." >the two talked for a while >many things had been discussed, from mundane implements to the fact that they're both pre-transformation ancients. >and before they knew it the sun was starting to set. <"oh dear, suppose i should get back home" >"ah, it was a nice talk" <"yes! and i almost forgot..." >the fox opened a portal, through it you could see the kitchen of her tower <"made some cinnamon rolls earlier in the morning. i put a freshness spell on them so they'll be just as good as when they came out of the oven." >"oh, why thank you" >the two made their goodbyes >yes, that was nice. >he hoped that she would decide to visit again.
he won't get foxed
>>60055 The greentext implies he'd fall for a low level girl, and nine-tailed foxes are really strong, so they should end up as just good friends.
>>60056 >The greentext implies Oh, I didn't read it, it's way too long and starts off cringey.
>>60057 based anti-intellectual
>>60056 The greentext implies he's not wooed by displays of grandeur, not that his future wife necessarily be weak.
>>60054 >She listened >It's what no one else ever did
>>60059 Still would fit better if she had one tail or was something like a completely normal Weresheep.
>>60061 After sending this I thought of another angle; could be that as a powerful nine-tailed fox people in her homeland kept trying to impress her as well, so she understands what it's like.
>>60061 Yes but then she wouldn't be able to erect a home in a day or talk with him about the tree-huggers and good ol days before Lilith
>>60054 That was nice greentext and gave me a lot of daydream ideas, thanks anon
>>60063 >talk with him about the good ol days before Lilith Curious youngster would be happy to hear his stories about the old times.
While going to work I had the idea of new weapon. A great rapier that can turn into a whip. Each strike inflict minimal mana loss but it edges the target a lot. After enough hits the target is cursed, almost paralyzed, near climaxing but never able to, unless the cursed worn off (depends on the number hits, can last days) or she drinks man's essence. If the target or the rapier's user is married, the curse can only prock if his wife/her husband is using/is being hit by the rapier. Random can't force curses on married couples and vice versa. If both party are single, it's free for all but it always ends with someone getting married. It's both a weapon and a toy for private time, it would require a lot of training and it could be buff. A venom canister could be put in the handle, adding new effects to each strike. I can see dark elves selling them in sex shop only to connaisseurs, the kind of people that think like them and have that sadistic bone.
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>>59953 A-ahem. CUPCAKES AT FIVE TONIGHT AT MAISIE'S HOUSE
>>60067 Thank you for your hard work, supervisor dog.
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>>59953 Great to know you're around. Keep up keeping up!
>>60066 thats sounds like a trouble, just use a big sword
>>60070 It's both a weapon and foreplay, wearing down your opponent until she begs for release
>>60065 I don't think the youngster would appreciate grandpa's casual racism that he used to fry her ancestors with fireballs.
>vampire gets visibly excited upon finding out Anon has hemophilia
>>60073 >She doesn't know how to eat garlic snails properly Nobility standards are far too low
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>>60075 That's why people ask for no anchovies on pizza.
>>60057 Terminal stage mofubrain
>>60079 Hey, that's all on anon. I have terminal stage mofubrain and i can read.
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I want to rot in a corner of the bad end bar until things fix themselves
>>60085 You are going to get carried away by the bouncer if you get too drunk.
>>60079 Overly long greentexting reeks of irony poisoning and inability to express your thoughts in a concise and coherent manner. This sort of shit killed any and all creativity on basically every board that used to have OC in story format.
>>60087 What a silly thing to say. This is why mamono don't take human boys seriously.
>>60086 Even if I don't make a mess and drink the night away?
>>60090 She's betting on you making a mess of her.
>>60087 >This sort of shit killed any and all creativity on basically every board that used to have OC in story format. hahahahahahahahahaaha
>>60092 I think he's just being tsun.
>>60087 What the fuck? No, it's just another format to tell stories and a nice one. It allows to develop ideas in short format
>>60087 Damn writers, they ruined writing!
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>>60087 >greentext bad bro just went full retard
Talking about writing. How's the writing anons? Hopefully you are not too pressured.
>>60100 About to hit 7k words, will finish the thing this week. Also won 3rd place in a real life writing contest, which feels pretty good.
>>60100 I stopped at 500words, going from daydream to paper is so fucking hard. I have even more respect for writefags now that I actually tried and failed
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>>60102 Don't stop! Keep going! Grit your teeth through the pain and cringe!
>>60094 >What the fuck? No, it's just another format to tell stories and a nice one So nice that no one bothers to even write anything anymore outside of barely coherent walls of greentext. I'm specifically talking about cases when it's like several paragraphs crammed into greentext format, but I guess that's too complicated of a concept for you, eh?
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>>60048 Oh man, the nukis are just so damn fine, even the ancient ones
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>>60100 Still haven't started the contest story and made literally zero progress on other writing. I'll try to put more thought into the outline since there's still plenty of time left, but my hypochondria is getting worse and chances are I won't make it on time.
>>60104 Honestly I don't get what bothers you with the previous green. It doesn't have that many lines, it has a start and an end and it would fit into 1-2 paragraphs maximum From our archives, lengthy green are not that uncommon
>>60106 Cute schrodinger cat
>>60108 Why isn't she in a box?
>>60109 maybe she is
>>60104 Bro without greentext you would have nothing. So many writefags startedwith greens. Greens are the healthy foundation of any creative diet, write your greens anon.
>>60110 Must be a large box then, she's got so much space.
>>60109 She was buried in that box a long time ago, in a forgotten cemetery, but the 'nuki took it away. They built skyscrapers and the box was lost in the process, that's why she depressed, but one day a kind anon will build her a new box where they can raise many undead kitten
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>>60105 Danuki genetics are just that good
>>60105 >even the ancient ones *Especially the ancient ones.
'nuki love bug nuts
The ideal monstergirl is 3 lolis in a trenchcoat!
>>60118 Big, BIG*
>>60120 Abaddon-brained anons often make mistakes like this. Just give in to your healthy human desire to fug the bug!
>>60121 It's the mindcontrol pheromones i tell you. Soon, Abby obsession is going to be just as bad as Mofubrain. Bugitis, maybe?
>>60121 Mantis are cool, the others are not.
Moth are ok, they have nice fluff but I'm allergic to dust
>>60124 >I'm allergic to dust Allergies in MGE mean something else entirely.
>>60125 What does it mean? Did I choose the wrong words?
>>60119 3 Imps in a trenchcoat trying to buy beer to attract anons to their van.
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>>60128 I see, my bad. That's nice no more sickness during spring, just have to have hot steamy sex with the funny kot to make it go away
>>60117 Dark skinned auntster erotic
>>60129 Why is the chesho melting? Is it a chesh-shog hybrid?
>>60131 Cats are liquid
>>60131 Sticky sex in the heat of spring can do that
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>>60130 Brown monsters in general are the best
>>60134 >brown people >brown people, monster realms
>>60134 In specific context like not!AncientEgypt, why not but nothing beat a pale skin, red hair + freckles or a slightly tan skin with tasteful scares on fit body
>>60062 >people in her homeland kept trying to impress her as well, so she understands what it's like. im going to be honest i probably would've thought of this if i wasnt falling asleep as i was finishing it up instead what was going through my brain at the moment was >hm yes >two ancient anti-elf racists
>>60134 I wonder if they lactate chocolate milk
>>60137 You're mind was in the right place. Stupid elves...
>>60035 Loli gyaru monsters UOOOHHH
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>>60140 I know
>>60087 >>60104 well go ahead, feel free to compress it to 1000 characters without losing anything.
Dormice aren't one of my to girls, but they are definitely comfy enough that i wouldn't mind one.
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>>60134 yeah
>>60134 Chocolate skin with blonde hair is a weakness of mine
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>>60146 Same but also with white hair
>>60148 Brown act with New York accent?
>>60150 Cat*
Beetles must like NY
>>60152 They are actually disappointing it isn't a big apple. The beetles have made a plan to take over new york and rase a giant apple so that they can live inside it.
>>60153 Smell of a giant rotting fruit would be horrifying
>>60153 Nah, it's liek a giant liveing apple with roots under the ground. Don't underestimate Alraune science.
>>60153 >The beetles have made a plan to take over new york and rase a giant apple so that they can live inside it. >babayaga is protecting MGC by sweeping up these insectile invaders before their plans can take root hug your kiki meido and thank her for fighting this war
>>60156 Didn't know MGC was close to new york.
Has KC ever been explicitly blasphemous? I mean he's perverted angels and what have you but asians don't really care about that. Will he ever do Sokushinbutsu Monk undead?
Kuumpetition Participants: kunoichi, lich, cupid, mantis. Anyone else?
>>60150 I will never understand why americans think that the whole world knows how their local accents sound, english is english
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>>60159 Abbys, Soldier Beetles, Candlegheists, Automatons, Cancers, Cyclops,Sahus, Skellies and Cupids.
>>60159 cheshire that heard "coompetition," DQ'd in the first round
>>60160 EYYY AHM WAWKIN EERE
>>60158 Blasphemy, splashmemy
>>60161 The bigger the boobs, the kuu-er the maid.
>>60166 Have the Haku senseis investigated what the scientific reason behind that is?
>>60167 some mamono store their expressions in their breasts
>>60162 Goodness, imagine all of them trying to compete in gap moe category
>>60167 The strong feminine yin energy found in breasts neutralizes the already small yang energy naturally present in women. Because of this big breasted women are often more placid or in some cases detached. This is caused by too much yin energy, so when they get this way you need to inject masculine yang energy into them. You'll not that big breasted kuus that are virgin for too long will often become revitalized and expressive again when in love. Conversely, you look at the flat chested and they're often quick to excite be it anger or anticipation, and they're often more energetic. This is because the beast is the reservoir of yin energy. Their vessels are lacking. To temper this, one often induces motherhood in them, which causes a swelling of the breasts and has a calming effect.
>>60167 The inherent sense of boob superiority and grace makes these maids more adept at subtle expressions of their emotions and also at leveraging the signature kiki charm i.e. being very proper but also lewd.
>>60164 what mamono hear >EYYY AHM WANKIN EERE (so come on and help me)
>>60172 is it more polite to leave if you walk in on a masturbating mamono or are you obligated to help
>>60173 Do you REALLY think you'd find your wife masturbating in an alley?
>>60173 Clearly fate itself brought you there, so get to it.
>>60174 I mean I'm kind of a raijufucker so it's possible
what happens to /mge/ when the portals open? we'll have nothing to talk about anymore
>>60178 Tell about what mamono we were blessed by and what we've been up to every once in a while.
>>60178 we'll be talking about our wives, duh.
>>60178 >Your waifu a shit same business as always
>>60181 no one here says this though
Your waifu is beautiful and you should be proud of having such good taste.
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>>60183 i love crab
>>60183 Would you still say that if you knew that my waifu is kunoichi?
>>60178 We'd be blogposting obviously.
>>60183 I know fortunately/unfortunately she is an OC variant of a mamono I haven't and won't share with the internet in spite of having drawn art of her, so I don't really post about her here
>>60185 Why not...
>>60187 >i'm not going to post her here but i will mention her and leave people curious. You are giving me mixed signals anon. Also: >drawn That's cute. >>60184 You should post more crab >>60185 Kunoichi are great. I bet she sneaked into your heart.
>>60188 Ninjas aw cwinge
>>60190 Great, now I'm imagining an Elmer Fudd samurai (zoomer) chasing a Bugs Bunny kunoichi.
>>60191 This is cursed
>>60189 >I bet she sneaked into your heart I really can't resist a cute kuudere ninja with big ponytail, cute spaded tail and pointy ears. So it was an instant loss.
>>60193 Anon, you shouldn't be broadcasting your weaknesses like that. There could be Kunoichi reading this threads we speak, and you wouldn't want to spoil the fun of figuring them out, would you now?
>>60194 I, for one, love screaming my weaknesses as loudly as possible but I can't help but wonder if mamono would find it weird or not. like I'm trying too hard, or whether they'd want someone resistant to their charms to break down instead of someone who basically already lost
>>60195 It's probably some like it that way some don't. One can also imagine a Kunoichi who would be glad t skip the boring investigation part and get right to business expertly teasing anon's weaknesses.
I'M WEAK TO CUDDLY KOTS (Cait sith not included) And now we wait.
>>60196 >Kunoichi who would be glad t skip the boring investigation part and get right to business expertly teasing anon's weaknesses >She just appears on anon's couch one day, with her belongings already packed to move in >"I know you're weak to me, so just consider yourself seduced."
How does one avoid their ship getting krakened? If there is not a good answer, then I will simply never go to sea. That will teach those frisky fish.
>>60199 employ a sea bishop to parley with any kraken that approaches. you can then sail carefree, occasionally 1 man lighter.
>>60199 Make a sacrifices to Poseidon, generally tossing a coin is enough but for long travel you must also throw a bottle of champagne
>>60199 I have never seen a body of saltwater in my life I'm sure you can get by without ever going to sea
>>60201 Posiedon? These champagne bottles are just going to the sea monsters! >>60200 This could stop a single kraken looking for love herself. What about the ideologically motivated ones? >Sea bishop swims back to ship >"I tried. Buuuuuuuuuuuut, I did get a 10 minute grace period assurance, if anyone wants to jump overboard now and scream their preferences." >>60202 I have a trusted source who tells me there are riches to be found in the new world. I was also told there were no monsters there.
>>60203 You'll definitely find gold in the new world, just maybe not the kind you were expecting.
>>60203 >This could stop a single kraken looking for love herself. What about the ideologically motivated ones? Doing that kind of shit will lead to no one navigating and a massive crisis for sea mamonos. Kraken are not stupid and will be diplomatic with non order ships
>>60195 If she's reading that post, she is doing investigation, he's just made it especially easy. That gives her more time to focus on the finer details, like her choice of slutty sneaking suit or the first meal she'll make him after assassinating him.
>>60204 I will steal the gold off this cat. I will not get hypnotised by her naked body when I strip her clothes off. I will not bury my face in her fluff. I will return to the old world and be rich surrounded by order wome- ...who am I kidding.
>>60203 >if anyone wants to jump overboard now and scream their preferences. >"BIG TITTY PLAYFUL FISH OR CEPHALOPOD!" >*Sploosh* >*Blub Blub blub* Sorry, not sorry if I end up swimming off with your fish diplomat
my plan is to get married to a mamono as dumb as I am and THEN go to ocelomehburg and steal their gold and they can't do anything about it because I'm already married sure we'll probably mess up constantly and spend half our time trussed up in the trees by idiot traps, getting drunk off jungle juice, and being shoo'd away for being pests, but we'll get it eventually and then we'll be RICH
Don't worry about kunoichis reading your posts They can't read They're stoopid
>>60209 Then you'd have to deal with other married pairs who are there guarding the gold as their serious job instead of playful mamono who get a bit of the treasury allocated to a rom to attract anons. And then you'll have to have a serious fight with what is essentially trained government officials. So yeah, not happening.
>>60211 Come to think, using married couples for those important "seriously, cut that out" positions. I guess they'd just use a lot of demon silver instead of rape.
>>60211 nah we'll win eventually. we're both very persistent and have swords and protagonist energy
>>60213 >nah we'll win eventually But that's... how farmers think
>>60214 if you're referencing something I don't get it but if there's anyone I'd believe it's the salt of the earth my wife and I will team rocket our way into riches through misadventure and gumption regardless of how they try to defend their goals
Ocelomeh gold carries a terrible curse. It is a curse that makes you desire ocelomeh butt.
>>60215 defend their gold* no idea how that happened >>60216 I'm immune because I married a werewolf already and my immunity is boosted because she's wearing a pirate hat for the duration of our ocelomeh lands adventure
What if an Ocelomeh drops a bit of their gold while moving it from temple to temple? Is it considered stealing then? I mean, just a few coins on the ground can't count, right?
ocelomeh curse vaccines make you unable to type correctly you shouldn't try to be immune to ancient ocelomeh curses
>>60220 Don't, it's a test. You must stay cold and distant too.
>>60222 Okay, but what if I try to find someone to return it to for like a day or three and don't find anyone? Surely by all means that would qualify it for normal gold at that point and make it fine.
>>60223 No. The only way is through commercial exchanges, you must get a CEO mindset, detached yourself, invest in the jungle stock market, stay numb, liquidate assets, buy their gold, reinvest in their economy, artificially bump market prices, sell red, blue and green, praise the demiurge, short life, hate but pay the taxes, live on well earned gold, stay cold, repeat.
Licking melted chocolate off an ocelomehs sweaty cleavage is worth the fortune of el dorado.
>>60224 sounds like shit I'll take my dumb wife on dumb adventures and we'll get rich by steel and thew, seeing all the beauty the world has to offer, drinking the finest booze, feasting and carousing until we're poor again, and then going on another adventure to get rich once more. living the purest form of life
>>60225 This anon gets it.
Ocelomeh culture is incompatible with my more northern one, making their curse incompatible with me! But I won't steal their gold, that's rude. But it still wouldn't work so take that you taco cats!
Man, what i wouldn't give for a side and back view of the Abaddons. And i swear it's not just because i want to see the Abaddonks.
>>60229 You want to fuck ze bugs, don't you Anonymous?
>>60226 And I will live alone in my jungle bank vault, wearing a beautiful golden armor in the middle of my rightfully earn gold pile. Cupid not welcomed
>>60228 Why are you even in ocelomeh territory then? Sight-seeing?
>>60232 Well yeah, it's not illegal to go on vacation isn't it?
>>60231 alright have fun
>>60233 Oh I was just asking. Have fun. Maybe get an ocelomeh tour guide to show you around the temples and natural wonders, the waterfalls, the bay, the delicious jungle fruit. Booze cruise.
>>60230 I'm bugsexual.
Laying on gold all day is boring, dragon were wrong
>>60236 Anon fucks AIDS-Chan.
>>60237 they don't lay on the gold. they lay on a body pillow ontop of the gold.
>cheshire approaches you with one of those dumb "reach into this box in front of my chest haha it's totally not my boobs" boxes held up to her chest >sigh and accept that honking her is the only way to get her to go away >reach into box and squeeze >strong pinch on your own ass >experimental poke confirms the worst >shooting you a shiteating grin she runs off to the next person, a very, very drunk ogre
>>60240 it's a shame it wasn't the ogre's ass. I would have stuck my whole face in the box if it were her green cheeks on the other side.
>>60235 Yeah, that doesn't sound too bad. Although in retrospect I likely wouldn't go at all, too racist to change my stance that someone like me shouldn't be near someone like an Ocelomeh. But I mean if it was in modern times they'd likely post cool looking stuff online so that'd be fine.
>>60241 I think the implication is that the box connects to your ass, and the ogre is about to give it a firm pinch.
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>>60243 This is also acceptable.
Do you think monsters would have a agreed upon sign for when humans are getting overwhelmed and uncomfortable? Like how haunted houses have a signal you use if you're done and want out?
>>60247 No, they lack empathy
>>60247 they can actually just tell if you genuinely absolutely don't like what they're doing and they stop if you like it deep down they also know and will keep going until you admit it
>Heartwarming >Manticore encounters deaf anon - leaves him stunned by explaining, in perfect sign language, every position she'll rape him in >sign language with her fat mangrabbers, no less.
>>60250 Makes a grown man tear up.
>>60250 >sign back “cute kitty” >making scratching motion
>>60250 >Signing with BIG MEATY PAWS >She has the sign language equivalent of a lisp
Do we know what these are? Are they part of the clothing, or part of her?
mamono finding out that when an earth man says "this sucks dick" he means it's bad and "suck my dick" and "fuck you" are mean things to say
>>60255 i figured they were auxiliary legs
>>60257 But then she'd have 8 limbs? If there's anything very confusing about KCs designs is that he loves fusing clothes and bodyparts. Just look at the Kobold, what's clothing and what's fur?
>>60258 i suppose they could be modified elytra but i doubt it
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>>60254 >Anon thinks the 'paw accent' is sexy >he's really just a paw fetishist >a lover of beans
>>60259 Hmm, unlikely. Locusts elytra goes over their wings, and those "things" start from the outside of the thighs.
>>60255 According to the Q&A they're vestigial remains of the mama Abba's pheromone-producing organs.
>>60264 I see.
are mamono pheromones even real or are they just an excuse for them to not take a shower
>>60266 Mamono Pheromones have nothing to do with not showering. They get released through several means, like with the Abby thrusters.
>>60267 Going to break into Druella's home so I can inhale the "pheromones" left behind in her shoes.
>>60268 Reminds me of sniffing Veneficas' boots in MGD.
>>60268 I would do this to a hatter/wight. Maybe a dhampir or horc, but that would be more dangerous.
>>60269 did you sniff them anon?
>>60271 Why else would i mention it, dummass?
>>60268 >anon breaks into Druella/other femcel mamono's home >...to smell her boots, clothes or some other degenerate nonsense >she comes back and sees some weirdo cumming his brains out to her clothes <sigh, you could have at least waited for me before emptying your balls you know <do you even hear what I'm saying?
>>60273 Good outcome. She should give him a hand job to help him along.
>>60273 if druella found out anybody in the whole world wanted to fuck her she'd be on that like white on rice too bad there is NOBODY (ZERO PEOPLE) that want to fuck druella!
>>60275 But i want to fuck druella?
All I'm saying is I would totally steal Deonora's underwear if she wore any.
>>60276 never fear, you'll come to your senses shortly >>60277 this one makes sense though
Going to huff grems boots.
>>60279 That's just hazardous.
my favorite mamono can't wear boots!
>>60280 If I incubise I incubise. How bad could it be. And it’s not like she’d be smug if she found out, or use that information against me.
>>60281 Skill issue.
>>60283 At last… Snoot fetish.
if your mamono wife was twice your height would you still love her?
>>60286 Entering minigaintess territory, but yes, I'd still love her.
>>60287 what if it was a solid 6-7 times, such that you were roughly action figure sized to her?
>>60286 Yes, but that would everyday living harder for her, so 1.5x bigger would be better. >>60288 Now that's straight up giantess, so no.
>>60286 I have no such problems.
>>60153 Best i can offer you is a giant peach instead
Solder beetle who fixes electronics.
>>60283 SOVL
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Well anon, congratulations on entering into agricultural engineering, now this is your new teacher and career headmaster Be nice during the interview in her office
>>60279 Imagine a grem who disdains PPE >Goggles (on her head, for style) >Leather apron because sparks on your nips hurt no matter how much you hate OSHA >Flipflops >Nothing else >ESPECIALLY not panties
>>60292 Pal Rider who is a really good friend. Mach Hare who is a jet pilot. Recap who relays news in a concise and understandable manner. Limes who are all sour.
>>60294 Can she get dressed? Please?
>>60295 I am obligated to remind her of the dangers of exposed skin by spanking her every time I walk past.
>>60294 Wait a minute, her office has a bed instead of a desk
>>60296 Ad hatter who found a clever side gig Pyro who sets fire to more than just your loins Cursed word who speaks like a gamer Ampire who is the sickest DJ in MGC Inko who puts Yakuza tats to shame
>>60299 Her office hours are 10PM to sunrise.
Rum made by wurms: wrum. Dyslexics HAET it!
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>>60187 How many donuts/10? Mine's an elf wight who's more grounded than most elves because she was in the middle ranks of her local militia and didn't really "see some shit" but has her head grounded in more the reality of logistics and morale. Also she was the squad cook, even though she only knows how to make soup she can make a mean soup out of practically anything. I don't know how she died or how we met yet. If I wanted to more selfishly insert myself into her lore, she'd have died in a cave-in collapse during one of her missions that I'd have discovered after poking around archives of old lore, she's just be half a step above a common zombie, but that also necessitates uncounted centuries cold and alone in the dark and I don't know if I could feel good about myself giving her that kind of background only to feel more important. I think I'd prefer it if she were just a normal well adjusted wight in an undead community of elves.
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>>60304 >"ONLY 10 DONUTS!?!?!?" >"PATHETIC."
>>60305 Oh you actually reminded me, she's actually the descendant of a vampire. It's impossible to trace, Blood's so thin it never actually mattered, could maybe run a beep test fractionally faster that the average elf, but due to soaking up mana as a wight, it awakened as a latent bloodline. The fangs she grew are only barely noticeable and the bloodline awakening only altered her temperament slightly, but her ectoplasm is more vampiric than most and if she so wishes she can actually make ectoplasmic fangs with physical form to suck blood. It's not something she needs to do often, she's not an actual vampire, but if she ever exhausts her power, she'll be compelled to regain it both the normal monster way and also the normal vampire way.
>>60306 >>60304 >vampiric baelnorn hello ms. mary sue, a pleasure to make your acquaintance
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You shouldn't trust monsters with boxes
>>60307 >baelnorn I didn't know that was a thing but I dig it. I can't wait for portals, I'm gonna tell her mary is a pet name for a loved one and wait for her to find out
>>60127 Cute
>>60305 >fatass chesh lords herself over everyone while constantly snacking >other monsters try to poke fun at her weight, but she always brushes it off and even manages to turn it around most of the time >that is, until one particular male ends up in wonderland >her initial analysis is that he's a total sucker. wont even last ten minutes in the hatter field. >but she doesnt notice that he's walking right up to her! >and then, finally, he commits the most atrocious deed of all >he decides to squish that cat
>>60311 Man, I would do that, given the chance. I am fuckin' STUPID about wanting to pet cute animals. I once tried to chase down an IRL fox to pet it in the middle of the winter.
>>60309 >I didn't know that was a thing but I dig it. Yeah they're technically more lich than wight but close enough for purposes given their nature as grave barrow protectors. Don't call your waifu a mary sue though, you support her extra specialness no matter how absurd it may be and how liked she is in spite of it.
>>60313 RAINBOW WIGHT
>Fighting the evil vampire who united all the vampiric clans and realms and added each to her title be like >Taking her name on the wedding night be like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veaKOM1HYAw
>>60308 >cow reaches that age and maturity >wants to mate >walk up to prospective mate >"hey, wanna feel what's in the box?" >mate puts his hand in the box >it has the cow's boobs crammed him >cow boobs are soft and his hand slips right in >but now they're squuishing up against his arm and wont let go >his hand is now stuck between cow boobs >cow awkwardly shuffles off to an isolated corner with her trapped, confused quarry I had no idea these sweet, gentle docile girls had it in them to be vicious trappers
>>60304 I know I'm loathsomely vagueposting but I've been typing up and deleting long explanatory messages for the last 45 minutes because I'm just not all that comfortable sharing I don't know how the donut scale works but she's not sparklehorsey or complicated and there's no 50000 pages of story or whatever. all the complexity comes from how I know her, which is why I struggle to want to talk about it or "show her off"
>>60313 >you support her extra specialness no matter how absurd it may be and how liked she is in spite of it. Of course, that goes without being said. There's nothing to be ashamed of, but I'm still gonna hum the melody of Ghost's Mary On A Cross to tease her.
>>60317 >I know I'm loathsomely vagueposting but I've been typing up and deleting long explanatory messages for the last 45 minutes because I'm just not all that comfortable sharing You do you brother. Some things aren't meant for others.
>>60317 Does she have eye lazers?
>>60320 she does not
>>60320 What did the succubus say when she entered the bar? "I lay sirs"
>>60322 What did the Anon say to the pale rider? I lay SIRS
>>60323 sorry anon I don't get it
>>60324 It's an AGGRESSIVELY bad play on words. SIRS = Systemic Inflammatory Response Syndrome Hence, pick up line for a Pale Rider
>>60325 2smart4me
Hope eradicated
kitsune that smooches you with the kon kon hands while going MWAH MWAH and restraining you with her tails but is actually too shy for real kisses
>>60329 >restraining you with her tails Doesn't seem possible, sound too comfy
>>60330 It's more of a psychological effect.
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thinking about them dogs today, and WARFRAME
>>60329 Don't dismiss it. That works on 9/10 anons.
>>60332 Like Hellhounds aren't already OP enough
How common do you think human women would monsterize? A lot of girls I see online make monster personas, I think foxes, demons, and succs would be among the most popular Pic unrelated I just wanted to post a based gazer
>>60334 you don't understand, miss gremlin said they NEEDED a sexy plugsuit and concentrated beam weaponry to maximize their effectiveness
>>60335 that gazer is getting smacked I'm not even a maledomfag but fuck you actually
>>60335 it's not a hard sell
>pyrow, after practicing, actually manages to say "I love you" without adding "for real", "fam", "ngl" and the like >Still instinctively mumbles "chat is this real" when the two of you cuddle watching the sunset
>>60339 I think pyrows probably just talk to chat even though there is no chat but if I found out my mamono wife had been livestreaming our lives all along I'd be kind of livid
>>60332 imaging MGE just portaling into warframe is funny as fuck >all of the sudden, a group of grineer and corpus could no longer kill each other. >their weapons were rendered inert, even physical blows did nothing. >at first they thought it was a tenno trick >but no, he having issues as well. >everyone stood confused until something from an old earth legend appeared at the end of the hallway <"my my, seems the liches will have their work cut out for them" >with her appearance the tenno on the other end of the hallway hunched over and stumbled around for a moment. <"hm, your power is quite potent. even if its not mana i can feel it from here" >he got thrown out of his warframe <"but that only makes you more receptive to ours" >the warframe's energy colors shifted to a pink hue. >and then it jolted, as if it developed a mind of its own. >the warframe started moving towards her operator as her body shifted to be more inviting and feminine <"soak it in, wardogs. that'll be your new reality very soon" >the monster teleported away as quickly as she arrived >the corpus and grineer were too stunned to notice that the corpus robots had begun to change too... the entire setting just gets FUCKED with the introduction of MGE because the application of MGE rules overturns everything >obviously, the eternal war state of the setting stops in an instant. massively cripples... everyone, really. >grineer no longer suffer from clone rot and infertility, but their brainwashing's broken as well so they get disbanded rather quickly. >and then reformed into a new war force with brawler and melee monsters, as grineer are taught how to work with MGE's rules and use them to their advantage >corpus driven to chaos almost immediately because most of their forces are machines. they do not recover because their robot producing factories are completely autonomous >infestation gets transformed completely and turns into an invasive species of monstergirl that quickly 'enslaves' a male populace for reproduction and transforms the female populace into more of themselves. >tenno are already demons, so not much change is seen there except the male tenno just becoming incubi. >their warframes all gain sentience and monstergirl-like forms. male tenno are usually paired off with their warframes, female ones usually become harem leaders. >sentients also all become monster girls, their drive to overtake the origin system for revenge now turns into a desperate attempt to get males because MGE rules prevent their former self replication.
>ANON >So, I was building a rape ray and decided to try out the new power source but it was much heavier than expected so I changed the casing to one I would use for a mounted heavy rape ray but then I realized with all the extra space I could fit in a few extra power sources and still have it be within acceptable levels but then I noticed it started suffering from overheating issues and needed more heat sinks but then I noticed some weird interference between the metal of the casing and the energy generated from the batteries that only once enough of them are stringed together so I needed to switch out to experimental polymer 28-B but as you know that one can have some serious issues operating outside of a vacuum but it is absolutely critical that it remains in a sub-zero environment which isn't possible with the current cooling systems I can have installed while in atmosphere and long story short I need you to help me smuggle this three ton cannon into NASA
>>60342 I STILL don't know what the fuck a rape ray does or why you would use one over just having sex with me you stupid idiot
>>60341 >the woman in the wall oh my god the entire concept of the void just getting awash in pink and punting indifference out instantly
>>60335 Intentionally? Probably pretty often. Turn into something like an elf, kitsune-tsuki or kejourou and you get all the benefits of monsterizing without changing much at all, physically or mentally. Other pop culture monsters like kitsune and lamia would also be popular. I imagine monsterizing after finding a keeper would become something of a predatory strategy, even. Turning into a monster would be a sure way to make sure he (and his resources) stay(s) yours forever than a baby. Still not the worst thing.
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Po~ also wtf I could have sworn she was caled hachishakusama but I can only find her under the tag hasshaku-sama
>>60340 There never was any chat, pyrow is just a dumb zoomer
>>60347 Pyrows have a hive mind, chat is in their heads.
>>60348 So that's why they always travel in groups. It's both cute and a little concerning.
>>60349 It's also how they spontaneously start spamming new slang despite not having any obvious source. You could go to bed and fuck her and it's all FRFR ONG and wake up the next morning and she's calling you UNC. The more powerful a pyrow gets the less prone she is to contracting the new brainrot. I came across a hag pyrow the other day who was still using "like a boss"
>>60348 Are Balrogs mods?
>>60351 worse. jannies
where's the cheshpyrow that communicates in outdated memes
>>60352 Horrifying. They could at least do it for minimum wage. >>60353 At a nursing home.
>Cheshpyrow It's not that this shouldn't exist. It CAN'T exist without causing catastrophic damage to the fabric of reality by simply being thought about.
>>60350 So basically pyrows begin in a group stage, where they travel together, but later on switch to solitary stage. Just so that young pyrows and older pyrows don't have to compete in the same ecological niche.
>>60354 >At a nursing home >Sakurafish! Every day until you like it! >Sure, gran, now let's go and take your medicine okay
>>60357 >Thanks, doc! >Ugh...
>>60356 >There's pyrows stuck in 80s pop metal memes >There's pyrows stuck in 90s emo era >There's pyrow stuck as 00s scene gyaru
>>60355 I'd rather think about Bogiepyrow anyway.
>>60355 What about Cheshihebi?
>>60360 this sounds moderately cute >>60361 this is not living dangerously enough. it's like balancing out a dangerous ingredient (hebi) with a safe one (chesh)
>>60362 Oooh we gotta tough guy over here teleporting yan trickster snakes aren't enough wowweee I cast Atlach-Chesha!
>>60363 that is TOO dangerous
not a big tentacle fan but I think tentacles are the only mamono that could play rush e
>>60364 Few people laughed, few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture...
>>60365 Automaton can play it easily
>>60365 >>60367 Abbadon can, now. 4 hands.
>>60367 I GUESS if you count playing a recording of it >>60368 not enough
>>60360 Man, I love both bogies and pyrows so fucking much that I don't think I would be able to handle their fusion. Especially if she has the physique and stature of a bogie. Although the sex would be very intense but also weird.
>>60360 >>60370 >the vernacular and bad attitude of a pyrow with the slow, almost slovenly pace and speech of a bogie
>>60359 >If you place pyrows from different generations side by side you can trace exactly how pop culture progressed and changed
>>60371 That's slightly terrifying.
>>60345 >(and his resources) stay(s) 3D are unredeemable
>>60361 >Cheshihebi That's just a Yan bunyip
>>60371 >slow, almost slovenly pace and speech of a bogie Sounds like you're thinking of Bogey. We were talking about clown gyarus.
>>60375 That teleports
>>60377 Yes, and she's white and purple. Honestly sounds like a great deal
>>60376 I fucking fell for it again clown gyaru is less exciting to me
>>60372 >prehistoric pyrow keeps hating on this Ea-Nasir guy and cries out "UD REA" during sex.
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>>60380 Copper of the highest quality at wholesale prices... no refunds!
>>60379 I admit gyaru Bogey would be pretty appealing. The vocabulary and attitude, plus the smell of her perfume when she hugs you, likely preferring to shove your face in her cleavage.
>>60381 You have treated me with contempt!
>>60380 Literal bronze age sex tech
>>60376 >clown gyarus All the weirdness and size of a bogie plus pyrow's tan, speech pattern and smugness So basically you get pinned down by gyaru clown and as she slowly, gracefully rides you she leans in and tells you "I gotchu, fam" before nibbling on your ear
>>60376 >juggalo wife
Just anal correct the pyrow until she starts talking in proper language, no need to overcomplicate things.
>>60335 Outside of hardline brainwashed feminists, it's an obvious choice. Getting rid of health problems alone would be enough in today's world, that's even before the superhuman powers come into play.
>>60387 >Just anal correct Work with every mamonos but it's super effective with some. For example, manticores, denying both of their pleasure holes is a strong power move
>>60388 >Liches capitalize on the American Healthcare situation >Who needs medicine? Call 1-999-just-die today
>>60390 The canadian doc
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>>60390 >>60391 kek literally >anon comes in for a check up <hmm yes yes I have your results <it's pancreatic cancer, fourth stage <I can get you on chemo that will make you regret living and prolong your suffering for a month or two <or my assistant can sit on your face until you stop having these ridiculous problems of the living <what's your decision?
>>60374 By becoming monsters they do redeem, especially if they end up turning into jinko. It's the end of the badness and it's not like males don't have faults too.
>>60392 Still painful, lamentation mushroom are made for that
>>60389 Pyrows are arrogant and smug, buttslutting them would be very effective. Unless it turns out that she was just annoying you to see if you grow desperate enough to anal her. Conversely, butt fucking a cheshire is pointless as a method of conditioning because she's crazy. Same for bogie, who is an actual clown and so wouldn't mind being the butt of the joke.
>>60393 >it's not like males don't have faults Shut up roastie.
>>60394 Your face is stuffed in mamono's privates, there is no way it could be actually painful
>>60397 Not convinced, i will choose the shrooms. NO NOT THE HATTER'S BUTT
>>60398 You can have the shrooms but what if they just pump the room full of carbon mamonoxide? It's painless, you can't tell. Fuck I bet you'd never actually realize the moment you died and turned into an undead incubus, other than probably nutting your brain out and feeling 10x better
>>60399 It's the thing you do with your car in the garage? I didn't know that it was painless but butt on face is asphyxiation which is not quick and painful
>>60402 you actually fall asleep, because it lowers the oxygen in your blood because the CO bonds to the same spot as O2
>>60402 >>60403 What this anon said it's because you keep breathing and your body thinks its taking in oxygen but you're actually just dying and shutting down. 100% painless you just lose consciousness and die
Dodging bogie's advances and evading any rape attempts until she goes feral.
On a less somber topic, brushing fluffy mamonos must be awesome and a strong bonding experience
>>60409 i prefer rubbing scales and carapace
>>60410 It's a different feel, they're not much to do when they don't molt, maybe playing with a malef's reverse scale
>>60410 Get one of them car buffers and polish the everliving FUCK out of your wife.
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>>60412 just don't use rubbing alcohol or you will Polish her instead
>>60413 Sounds like an upgrade for most
>>60392 >cancer I prefer anona drenching their grandmas in semen over such scenarios plagues with terminal diseases or tragedy in general
>>60413 >>60414 >Anon brings home a car buffer >Hebi wife is intrigued >Several hours later, Anon has her polished to a mirror finish >Misses Hebi's smug levels are THROUGH THE ROOF, she's practically purring for days Buy one for your wife today!
>>60415 If you don't like scenarios about mamonobanana fixing those issues, then you were lucky to have never experienced them yourself/someone close to you.
>>60417 This, it's the main appeal of becoming a incubus. No more illnesses, better health and in bonus the ability to be a wizard and a bigger cock
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>>60398 Undead Hatter's butt.
Hatter ass is how I want to go.
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Would you live in wintertown?
>>60420 Why go when you can come?
>>60422 Come in hatter ass. Come from hatter ass. Come under hatter ass. Just give me the shroombutt.
>>60421 I'd gladly visit it for a vacation, but it's not my desired permanent residence. I hate the cold.If the temperature in winter goes under 15 degrees i hate it.
>>60421 Absolutely. It would feel like home, only better and fluffier.
>>60423 No. No cumming into hatter butt. No buttsex with hatter. It's against the rules.
What do you call An Abaddon in a leotard suit? Buggs Bunny :DDDDDDD
>>60427 This is exactly why the city council is proposing banning Cheshire comedians.
What would you call a band made up entirely of Ocelomeh who couldn't hear? Deaf Leopard
This is what happens when women try to be comedians
>>60428 It's just bogies being really jealous of cheshires.
What do you call a woman with four boobs?
>>60434 Double decker?
>>60417 The fact that I had is exactly why I don't want to dig in those scenarios again
>>60421 Yes, maybe then I can finally get some fucking snow in December it's RAINING AGAIN TODAY SOMEONE TAKE CARE OF THE RYU ALREADY
>>60437 Same, I miss snowy Christmas and I would be happy to live in MGE
>>60438 MGE wintertown*
>>60438 >>60439 I'm a man born and bred for the snow but I'd happily live in the sweltering asscrack of the world India if it was MGE india. And also not full of indians.
>>60438 Even though I was born and raised in a northern country and so am pretty accustomed to really long and cold winters, I fucking HATE SNOW and winter in general. My loathing for cold, snow, ice, lack of daylight and winter season simply cannot be overstated. At absolutely no circumstances I would live in Wintertown or be in a relationship with a cold-aligned mamono.
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>>60441 THEY CALL ME HEAT MISER
>>60443 Rare ignis post.
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>>60421 Yes, proper winter would be great. >>60440 I can barely take +30°C summers here, Indian climate with massive heat and humidity would be absolute hell to me. At least my favorite mamono can be found both in India and Syberia.
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>>60441 the warm embrace of fox titty
If a gothic monster girl came onto me I would fold in 0 seconds flat. She's have to bridal carry me away because I'd be so folded my upper half will be within on plank length apart from my lower. I don't even care the species at this point, if she's paler than moonlight with makeup darker than black I am TOAST
>>60447 If a gopnik monster girl came onto me I would fold in 0 seconds flat. Esp if it's a pyrow.
>>60443 Mmm ignussy.
>>60448 CHEEKI BREEKI
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a few splices as well as the most recent latenights
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>>60452 The Pharaoh is right though? Ass is superior to tits any day.
>>60451 Not conspiracies. Conspiracy. Singular. t. The Question
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I wish gobbos were green. Wonder how one would react to slowly being turned green after marrying me
I should be writing but I am procrastinating instead.
>>60456 many such cases
>>60456 Do you want me to scold you or...?
>>60456 Write fairy will find you anon, and she won't be very happy
>>60451 >a few splices So now we're kneeling before cuckshit threads and accepting their content?
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>>60456 I'm this close to being done, this close I tells yah
>>60460 >>60462 Retards, both of you.
>>60462 So we admit that their threads are the true ones and we're just a bunch of useless faggots who depend on their /trash/ overlords for content.
>>60460 LN posted them so I grabbed them, regardless of where it's from
>>60463 I'm not the one dragging in posts made by people who forced us to move here.
>>60465 Please don't feed the trolls. Don't respond to them, don't acknowledge them.
>>60467 Since when LN is a troll
>>60460 >>60462 >>60464 >>60466 Raid+falseflagging or terminal retardition?
>>60469 100 % a raid, literally no one thinks badly of splices or LN content
>>60453 She's just jealous, miss apo has the best tits
>>60469 >take posts made by pests >repost here >but it's ok since there's a LN pic too It's one thing to post stuff made by writefags and drawfags, but it's entirely unnecessary to also add things written by people who think waxing poetics about NTR is funny. But ok, whatever, I'm not going to say any more.
>>60446 What make foxes so alluring? they have a little something and it's not just the sweet sweet mofu
>>60472 These splices were being made from content there before, and you have no way of knowing who made them, since some anons from here also post there. If you bothered reading them, you'd see there's nothing wrong with them. Those are also not just LN pics, they are LN pics responding to those posts. You have to be very new or very retarded to get mad, so either shut up or begone.
>>60421 do the mamono wear winter fashion there or do they still run around in bikinis if my wife was wearing the boots+pantyhose+sweater+scarf+mittens godcombo I would turn into a pile of goo the second she smiled at me
>>60472 ...where in the absolute fuck are you getting NTR from? Is it cause it's LN stuff posted on a different thread? Is this the new BobAnon thing to rage about?
>>60475 I hope so, it doesn't feel like winter if they're just snow
>>60474 >>60476 Don't engage. You're not talking with someone who has legitimate grievances, you're giving attention to a troll. Don't be stupid.
>look around room >look through house >look out the windows >close blinds >go into closet >put on the thick padded headphones >volume: 3 >play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ6kJ7GWtv0
>>60478 Said the guy replying to trolls
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The box has homemade cookies (they've all crumbled already) a pair of homeknit socks (they're okay) and many, many, many Hug Vouchers (good for 1 hug each)
>>60480 Do you think they walk among us?
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Do get engaged with a Troll!
>>60481 >and many, many, many Hug Vouchers (good for 1 hug each) would probably stun me (that's how they get you)
>>60483 What's in the box? The booooox
>>60486 A marriage gift. That pic is a continuation from this one.
>>60482 If they walked we'd hear them because their dummy thicc cheeks would clap
>>60481 Is that a welcoming present or more?
>>60488 The Kunoichi tried to train a troll as their own once. Didn't go too well.
>>60479 Is it forbidden by law to be alone on Christmas?
>>60491 it'll give MGCPD an excuse to pick you up for C&S (cute and single)
>>60492 I need to fortified my house before the 24th
>>60490 One more reason to love kunoichi, they are kind and cute and
>>60489 Given the season I assume it's just given in the spirit of said season
Flick da hound bean.
>>60494 And?
>>60479 >hear loud thumping and thudding from the living room >cheshire in a santa miniskirt and fake white beard has entered through the chimney >her eyes lock onto yours >holds a present up to her face >"KSSHK ronery faggot detected. beginning operation Marry Merry Christmas. over and out. KSSHK" >somehow the homophone is clear in your mind >she ignores your presence and physical intercedence, as well as your plaintive cries of "NOOO I NEED TO ROMANTICIZE MY MISERY GET OUT GET OUUUUT" entirely as though you aren't there, arranging a bevy of beautifully wrapped boxes beneath the bistmas tree >lays out a white fur-trimmed red felt blanket on your couch and sexily lays sexily upon it (sexily), eyes locked on the normal entrance of your living room, inert but for the erratic/erotic flicks of her tail and slow wobble of her breasts as she breathes, calm as a cucumber >after 20 minutes of trying to physically eject her from your house you give up and go to bed >upon awakening the next morning, you've forgotten all about it. you groggily make your cup of coffee and go to sit in your living room to eat your cold bacon, lamenting another ronery christmas season >as you round the corner to your wallowing chamber, a booming voice shakes the dust from the ceiling and "I saw mommy kissing santa claus" starts to play from somewhere >HO HO HO. MEEEERRY CHRISTMAS, hails the kot through her $2 fake beard, giving a hearty wave of greeting and ringing a large bell with her other paw, her legs spread wide to give you an eyeful of her lacy red panties >it is december 10th >no further interaction seems to function. if it weren't for the glimmer in her eye you'd think she's some kind of magically-affixed animatronic decoration >you hire some movers to get the couch out of your house. you MUST spend another season alone. your need for ronery demands it be so >their presence does not set off the kot. only when you enter the room does she activate >a thousand bucks and an hour of labor later, the cat and couch are on the curb, awaiting disposal >you return to your chambers to mope in peace, a satisfied smile on your lips as you sup your now-cold black coffee >the next day, the events repeat. she's... HERE again. as if she never left >you once again get hired help to remove her >this repeats several times >on the third day, one of the movers says "you know, I think she likes you" >that's... impossible! I'm ALONE! ALONE ON CHRISTMAS, like I'm SUPPOSED to be! >no matter. this will be the last time. it's garbage day, after all >some hours later, you leer out your window, peaking through a lifted blinder, watching with cheer as the truck dumps the couch and its contents into the bin >finally this nightmare is over. you sleep well that night >the next morning, you joyfully think "sadfags don't need food," as you take your black coffee to your doubtlessly empty living room >HO HO HO. MEEEERRY CHRISTMAS >she's here again. as if she never left. how. HOW?! >there's only one solution >you douse your home in gasoline and light it up. you know of a cozy dumpster. a fitting place for a cool sadman on the holidays >it's cold, and hard, and smelly, but at least SHE'S not here >after bunking down for the night, you hear the loud clanging of your quarters being invaded once more >HO HO HO. MEEERRY CHRISTMAS >in a panic, you run. you run as far and as fast as you can >the homeless shelter. she's there. the underpass. she's there. the sewers. she's there. deep in the woods. she's there >every day, every time you think you've found a good moping ground, she appears >you're on your wits end. it's christmas eve. the PJs you've been wearing for the last two weeks, the ones you wore when you divested yourself of your home, are threadbare. you're half freezing to death in a culvert beneath the freeway >but at least you're ronery on christmas eve. thank god >you put your thick padded headphones on again >volume: 3 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O89sPooBhyE >echoing around the concrete walls of the culvert >the frozen water cracks, icicles fall and shatter, the ground itself quakes under its decibular might >the freeway above you begins to collapse >you run. you don't know or care where to >helicopters with searchlights flood the sky. you can't evade them all. you're demanded to stop where you are, but you've got no time for that. you can't go talking to some police officers on your special day >eventually you shake them off. you're in the city again. news programs warn of a "dangerous psychopath that used sonic weaponry to destroy an important highway on christmas eve. you've been identified >you cover your face with a scarf and press on. anywhere but here >you find yourself on your old street, and sigh heavily. all these goddamn christmas lights. it's like no one cares your house is gone >... wait a second >your house is there. there's scorchmarks on the grass, but your house is still standing in perfect condition >your key still works. your own morbid curiosity calls you to the living room >HO HO HO. MEEEERRY CHRISTMAS >that fucking song starts playing again >your mind snaps. with a scream of terror you try to turn and flee once more, but she's standing before you now. she nonchalantly pushes you backwards and you trip onto the couch, where you're grabbed from behind by purple furred paws, locking you firmly in place >but the one that pushed you is still there, smiling calmly. she advances and flops on top of you, sandwiching you between two cheshes in santa beards >as you struggle for freedom you see more and more bearded cheshires entering the room >you quickly become completely submerged in cheshflesh and soft felt >the police arrive on the scene. the last thing they see of you is a lone hand grasping for freedom above a festive cheshpile >the only noises that can be heard over the song are smooching and muffled screams >he'll never be alone again
>>60497 She caught him
ive never thought about cheshire beans before. are they pokable? kissable? dickable?
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>>60498 A little bit dark but a nice green, wouldn't be alone if I had a chesh on christmas >>60500 Yes, yes, YES
>>60500 they're jelly beans
>>60500 it's about time we break ms hellhound's monopoly on beanlust every mamono with paws has beans
>>60498 my god it's the spirit of cheshmas
>>60503 I do really want to lick Jinko beans. >every mamono with paws has beans Ushi-Oni has no beans, if her grabbers count as paws.
slime that takes on a werecat-like appearance that has jellybeans
>>60505 That was shocking to me when I first found out. Still love Ushis though. They’re totes adorbs.
>>60506 You lose something when you don't kot's fluff. That's why the werecat-shog is not that great of a combo
>>60507 what are you, a pyrow?
>>60498 >this repeats several times How much money does he have? > Nevermind. That's the least surreal thing about it kek.
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>>60100 8k words now, give me your energy
>>60437 We're trying but nobody can get past the hebis.
>>60511 I raise my hands to you, oh great writing one.
>>60510 Thousand euros for moving one sofa is already insane
>>60100 Spent my off day sleeping and playing tarkov pve, maybe a kiki will spawn next raid
>>60514 It's actually 859€, a bargain!
>>60514 I'm going off burger prices but I've also never paid someone to do something like move furniture for me, so it's a big assumption. I also figured there were extra charges for the additional labor of moving a cheshire too really it was just gonna be a dumb 5 line shitpost but then I kept going. all one take, no real thoughts, no edits. a fey mood took me until I pressed reply
DOES SPIDER HAVE A PUSS PUSS
>>60516 Even here, in the the tax country it wouldn't be that much unless >>60517 moving chesh is a biohazard issue Anyway thanks for the green
>>60518 Yeah, she has a cute marshmallow cat that you can pet.
>>60509 I’m a Pyrow for Ushis!
>>60521 Doesn't make spiders less horrifying
>>60523 The fear feeds the boner, just like you feed the spood.
>>60524 Not that kind of fears
chesh will just accuse me of having a foot fetish if i say i want to make out with her beans
>>60526 Just make out with her frontal (hand) beans.
>>60526 Ignore her voice and focus on her body. Use your hands and ponder the kot
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>>60527 the rear beans beckon
>>60529 Never understood why that's a bad thing, pawjobs are nicer anyway
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I think spoders are cute and I like them and the arachne body plan, but I'm not into any of the actual insect mamono except moths and don't like the centaur body plan at all what's up with that explain this to me make it make sense
>>60530 It's not. It'd be sexy to get a paw (foot) job from a cheshire. She steps on and sandwiches your dick between her plump beans. I'd even give them a kiss, as it feels more taboo than her hand paws.
>>60532 Yup and you can caress her soft foot paws fur with one hand while fingering her with the other
>>60498 >Cheshireheit 451
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>Anon is my paw slave. Get to work, paw slave. Lick my beans. Kiss my digits. Sniff my fur. And mind the claws, beanslut. Yes mistress chesh >*doting smirk*
>>60100 It's not for the contest but I wrote a murder mystery about a grumpy kobold police sergeant and a burnt out Czech
>>60531 >except moths Gaaaaaay
>>60536 >burnt out Czech Since when slavs are monsters?
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>>60538 what's gay about moths? you got a problem with floof? is it an allergy? some kind of antimofo agenda?
>>60535 That's démon.talk, this is not a real Cheshire
>>60535 <Anon is my paw slave. Get to work, paw slave. Lick my beans. Kiss my digits. Sniff my fur. And mind the claws, beanslut. Hmmm, nyo >light forehead bap <GWEH
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back again because I just realised I never got around to splicing THE Latenight pic
>>60544 What an embarrassing thing to say to a room full of complete strangers!
>finding out that miss dragon's tongue is over a foot long
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What girl do you guys want to see from KC? I really want to see the chaos gods
>>60543 You will bend the knee, or at the very least you will share a fisho with her and call it even.
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Really late in the thread to post this but hey look I finished my entry for the writing contest, it's Ittan-Momen's time to shine! https://archiveofourown.org/works/75558786
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>>60547 I'd like to see a Kuchisake-onna (slit-mouthed woman) girl.
>>60549 Nice, your stuff is always a treat
Succ 'the juicer' U. Bus
>>60548 I will gladly share a fish but I will not be servile, fuck that >>60547 displacer beast is my easy pick. teleporting tentacat with blue/purple skin and black sclera my medium pick is something like a cambion or bearded devil. or I guess a marilith would also be cool and pretty much writes itself my hard pick is ms I don't wanna get into it
>>60547 I want to see more evolutions for existing mamono, like an evolution for a skeleton, or a non obvious one like an evolution for a cancer or something.
>>60547 greys, I've been waiting to do XMON posting for years
>>60554 Even if we never get a full profile I'd love to see an official dragon wight picture.
>>60554 i figure revenant or gashadokuro would be the skeleton upgrade paths
I've heard Druella keeps portalled humans in Hangar 69, and her and her secret cabal play fooseball and listen to earth music and hold hands with the earth humans. The truth must be heard!
>>60560 are you saying the "she's a permavirgin femcel" stuff is just a cover for partially successful portal tech that's currently just being kept as an insiders-only revelation and that in short order the technology will be improved for public use? and that I'll get my normal mob low level mamono wife SOON?
>>60550 >"Am I pretty?" >"Yes" >Gets raped >"Am I pretty?" >"No" >Gets raped Just can't win huh
>>60549 Diligent as always.
>>60544 >door of the Bar swings open >[Who handholding?] >jukebox does the 'record scratch' >everybody stops >the Big Jinko cockriding her Anon on the bar stops >the Kunoichis giving their Anon the 3wayBJ on the pool table all stop >the Hebi wrapped around her Anon on the dance-floor stops >the Bicorn holding the Rata waitress over the table while her Anon rails her from behind both stop >even the shy Angel giving her Anon a gentle handjob under the table in the corner booth stops >[silent stares] >[slinks backwards, inaudible mumbling] >music restarts
>>60565 it's me. IT'S ME! I am the one that wants to hold hands with a succubus! it's me!!!
>>60567 That's a Lim.
>>60568 I'll hold hands with anything anything.
>>60569 Slut.
>>60570 I'm very loyal actually, I'll hold hands with anything, but only one thing
>>60571 But what if the thing is two things?
>>60572 explain further. two monsters that fusion danced? some kind of kamaitachi situation?
>>60573 Doppelgänger.
>>60574 the concept behind dopplegangers actually kind of makes me uncomfortable, sorry
taking ogre wife to the football in the pissing rain
>>60574 Man I feel bad for doppels, they're kinda cute
>>60576 How so?
>>60578 We go, she takes her custom made anorak I bought her for her birthday. I stick close to her as she’s warm and blocks the high winds. We get a burger or pizza or pie from the van outside the grounds, then we head on through to the home end. It’s raining enough to be atmospheric (and freezing) but not enough for the game to be called off. She is very loud and boisterous, and then she gets a few drinks in her and all bets are off. Win or lose we then go back to the car, turn the heating on and rush back home to shower and warm up properly with some slow shower sex. Then passionate shower rape. Then cuddling up together on the sofa with a cup of tea each and we watch some shit on TV.
>>60579 I was confused for a second, until i realized i replied to the wrong post.
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>>60580 i wrote all that out for nothing. it's ogre.
>>60582 I'm sure your SOCCER O C C E R hooligan ogre wife enjoyed reading your post from the other side of the internet, so it wasn't exactly for nothing it also, at the very least, increased the universal yearning index slightly, and we need to do that as much as possible to open the portals so keep on keepin' on ogres are cute
>>60574 >be at fancy ball >fancy noblewoman approaches you >ignore her >walk up to nearby curtain >pull it back >tell doppel it's not fancy dress
>>60539 From 'The World Set Free,' 1913, by H.G. Wells: >One single monarch held out, the ‘Slavic Fox,’ of the Balkans, showed an extraordinary combination of cunning and temerity. The Slavic Fox's semi-barbaric tactics were for the most part from an illiterate peasantry, passionately if confusedly patriotic, and so far with no practical knowledge of the effect of atomic bombs, at no less than the Empire of the World. >The government of idealists and professors away there at Brissago was to be blown to fragments, and then east, west, north, and south those aeroplanes would go swarming over a world that had disarmed itself, to proclaim Ferdinand, the new Caesar, lord of the earth. TL;DR Englishman says that Slavs would rather cause WWIII than get over cultural differences.
>>60586 >Englishman says that Slavs would rather cause WWIII By the time he wrote it, it would have been WW1
>>60587 You're correct, but I figured "WWIII" would be better shorthand for "total nuclear annihilation." A fun note from the foreword of the 1919 addition: >Every intelligent person in the world felt that disaster was impending and knew no way of averting it, but few of us realised in the earlier half of 1914 how near the crash was to us. The reader will be amused to find that here it is put off until the year 1956.
>>60588 >would be better shorthand for "total nuclear annihilation." Haven't read the book, but from the wikipedia excerpts it seems like it isn't quite the nuclear annihilation that one thinks of usually. Their "atom bombs" are more like regular bombs with radioactive aftereffect, since the actual atom bombs wouldn't have been invented for several decades. Either way, it's very off-topic.
>>60544 >Alright, which one of you degenerates likes HANDHOLDING? We received an anonymous call 15 minutes ago. Nobody leaves until we check everybody in this bar and see who likes holding my hand!
what about pedipalp holding? is that lewd?
molesting hellhound ears
Ok, hear me out. Spear Abbybug using her spear to poledance.
>>60593 FUND IT
upon the day of the portals, you will be taken aside and forced to live through every mamonopost you've ever made only after completion can you choose a wife
>>60591 VERY lewd.
>>60595 Oh, no, I'd have to live through a bunch of experiences with >CHESHIRES >USHIS >GREMLINS And more. Oh. No.
>>60597 the actual oh no is that you have to choose one wife after having lived through it all
>>60595 Do Ao3 stories also count? If so,it's going to be certainly interesting.
>>60593 >Poles Dance (★☆☆) >This is a method of seducing an opponent in battle through the free and mesmerizing use of a spear like a pole and likening one's body to a snake wrapped around it. Spears made of mamono realm ore do not have to be thrust into the ground, they can be fixed in any position in the air. And since there is no need to pull the spear out, you can conduct your attacks without interrupting the movement of the dance. Although the technique is the same as the Succubus Combat Dance, but with the spear, the sometimes lewd movements of the hands and tongue on the spear are much more likely to inflame the opponent's libido. The disorderly, irregular and lewd movements of the spear-dancing succubus are impossible to predict, as well as the subsequent actions, which confuses the adversary. The man's lust will only increase along with the strong stimulating movements he sees, and he will continue to watch. And because of the excitement, he is said to be unable to maintain normal concentration of thoughts. >This technique specializes in showing your flexible and beautiful body, which all monsters possess, but if you are of the Lamia family, able to present your whole body supple and flexible, you can increase the effect even more. Echidnas, who have the highest level of strength among Lamia, and the master warrior guardian lance Mersé, who is one of the seven princesses of Lescatie, can use not only body movements, but also control the movements of the lance as if it were a living snake mesmerizing other people. And this snake goes from gentle movements to a deadly attack in the blink of an eye, one that goes through armor and seems to shake the ground. it do be having precedent
>>60595 okay all i talk about is bugs, dragons and undead, and sometimes tsukumogami
>>60601 zombie dragonfly upon ye
>>60594 >>60600 It's being funded as we speak.
>>60603 10/10


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