>>69892 >elegant noble Unicorn surgeon with years of medical studies, teaching professorship, published in esteemed journals, on the Hospital board, senior magical surgical researcher, prepared to perform lifesaving operation on Anon patient with all the magical resources of MGC Hospital at her disposal >kiki janitor on her lunchbreak squatting in a corner of the ambulance bay simply gives semi-conscious Anon on a gurney one of her fresh pierogi

>>69896 Any cat. Very scratchy

>>69894 >she's a professional. Missed opportunity. Shoulda gone with >she's a purrfessional.

>>69899 I don't see any claws on her, so I think I am safe and will scritch her just a lil bit around the ears.

>>69897 Makes me feel bad for Ms Unicorn. Hopefuly she can find an anon to fix his heart.

>>69893 It works and you get a kot wife

>>69896 not a single mamono is dangerous to pet they're all completely harmless to humans and if you somehow accidentally hurt yourself on them they would start crying and trying to fix you

>>69896 99% of a ryu is just fine

>>69906 Watching a Ryu shudder while you pet her reverse scale is pretty cool, but not dangerous.

>>69896 I want to take this question seriously, so, Another Anon's wife.

>>69889 The mere thought of an elf granny makes me feel like I am about to explode and I mourn the lack of any fat jiggly granny elf cheeks to explode into. Visibly older women are criminally underrated. Please, Japan... I just want a wrinkle or two on my immortal elves... >>69886 >Low similarity results have been hidden. What a shame. It looked so good too.

>>69909 >[Muru no Honbako] Impregnating my elf mother. [English] [Waterkujo] Maybe spending less time with AI and porn would make you realize how easy it is to find stuff like that.

>>69910 >spending less time with AI Some day I will hire a guy to make a sad automaton so when people say cruel things like this I can show them the hurt they bring.

>>69911 that's infinitely less cute than you think it is

mamono are just AIbros but about sex <oh here in MGC our board games always end in sex >why? <because it's better that way >but what if I just want to have game night but without having sex or needing to have sex afterwards? sex goes in everything sexual plays sexual music shows sexual navelgazing sexual payment processing sexual bread everything is Powered By Sex get meowta here

>>69889 Granny please, go back home and don't embarrass me in front of my friends!

>>69909 >I just want a wrinkle or two on my immortal elves... Sorry, you'll just have to use breast size age determination like the rest of us.

>>69913 >sexual bread Shogloaf?

wilmarina being silly again

>>69916 Might just be one of those french baguettes--they're the penis of the bread kingdom!

Auntie doesn't know what to wear for her nephew on Friday

Sick of ugly fat hags. Get me a niece.

>>69923 OK, more hags for me, then! >Anon found dead >Cause of death: hags ThumbsUp.jpg

>>69923 ok unc

>>69925 Pregnant Bapho erotic

rate me on how successful my pickup attempt will be >raiju? more like "why ju ain't my girlfriend yet?"

>>69927 On the one hand, I think your fated Raiju would be OK with this. On the other hand, I suspect most Raiju would find it off-putting and give it a polite, fake smile.

>>69927 >"Ain-to?" >"Ain-to," nan desu... >Jisho kudasai... >"Ain-to..." >Arimasen... >Ohhhh, srang-u! Engorish surangu. Ain-to mean izu nott. "Wai you izu not mai gyaru furen yeeet?" >Rai-ju AHAHAHAHA >[continued laughter] >Sexo? Me? You? Dain-jo-rus. Verri dainjorosu. Zappu. Okei? >Holdingu hand. Vaaiiry dainjorosu. Zappu. >Okei?

>>69929 This was frustrating to read, but she sounds pretty adorable. I'd scuff my socks across carpet and boop her nose.

>>69929 >Biribiri ii desu Between her Engrish and Anon's Weebanese, a consensus can be reached.

>>69930 >this was frustrating Raiju life. Try as you might to hold on to one single sperm, you won't.

>>69932 Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that while its good to ask a monster nerd her interests, you better be ready. That chesty, chubby lamia dork is going to tell you every model number of the Mondum line and you WILL learn them.

>>69929 That's cute want waifu who is concerned with safety to a healthy extent

>>69933 I expect tsuchinoko lamia to be a dork by default.

I do not desire the safety Give me the danger weasel

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>>69938 A magnificent Abaddon

>>69938 >manti pawjob They're OP

>>69938 I wish I got a Shog for Christmas. Nice pupils on that Scylla, fun to see nonstandard eyes other than snake eyes. >Gremlin328 That one's a duplicate of Gremlin162.

If we have an aunster day, what's unc's day?

>>69942 Unc day is in those morning hours of Saturday when they rev up their lawnmower

>>69943 So the unc is a kot and white monster enjoyer?

>>69944 I don't know about that but I do know the kots have just gone to bed a few hours before after their nightly zoomies and do not approve

>>69945 Unc and Kot are rivals in that case

An internet line has been set up between you and a Lilim. She's in charge of opening a portal between your countries. What kind of media would you send her?

>>69947 The obvious choice would be linking her to these threads in the hopes that our desperate cries would drive her to quick action. If it has to be from my country, I'd send her Moomins :D

>>69947 I sent her Ea-Nasir memes so we get quality monster copper.

>I'm going to take your virginity, mom! Hagville is a wild place

>>69513 She seems cute. You'll have to stipulate that she eats the cheese on the job though, and in hourly allotments so she doesn't go through it all at once. I want her to be nibbling it all the time. She needs to have it in her pocket to fidget with. When the house is all ahush, I wish to hear little rat chewing.