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>>68359 >anon single-dickedly pulling tigers out of brink of extinction by failing to pull out
I've been thinking about it, and there's a lot of monstergirls that never see any discussion here. Like mice. We were talking about cheese before and they didn't even get mentioned.
>>68360 You can't pull out when girl on top, and it's a known fact that girl on top is best sex because bouncy boobies and femdom.
>>68361 I'm not too into the harem thing that's usually associated with them. Give me a BIG RAT who wears leather jackets and spiked bracelets though.
Jinko so big and heavy and fluffy that you cannot possibly move if she decides to sleep ontop of you, or your face between her boobs, or sits on your face. Of course, it is very cold and lonely out there, so you are happy to be pinned under her.
>>68363 Anon, you can't handle a biker rat that takes you to death metal concerts in her sidecar.
>>68364 >you are happy to be pinned under her. That was exactly what I was going to say after reading the first line. I know Jinkos are very considerate and she wouldn't want me to be uncomfortable, but being under her in bed would be the best place for me.
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Name my band.
>>68368 Throat burn.
I need manticore rape fics IMMEDIATELY. I feel like I've read all of them
>>68370 >Manticore yoinks a passerby into an alleyway >Strips his pants off and plaps away at him >He cooms >In the aftermath, he shows her his Certified Cat Slut badge >Doesn't count as rape >Doesn't pass Go >Doesn't collect 200 dollars FOILED AGAIN, DUMB DUMB
>>68371 What kind of organization certifies mansluts for different species... Oh, wait, it's their year after all.
i havent been here in a while. the abbadon is peak and im sad i missed their release. whats the consensus on them?
>>68373 Abaddon. 1 b, 2 d's.
>>68373 Big girl 4 me
>>68374 No, abba-don. They made a 70s inspired band. >>68373 Sexo bug that kuus at you.
>>68373 Great boog, thicc and perfect fit for baneposting.
>>68368 Bros before hoes
>>68373 eat me hive mommy
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>>68373 They make great auntsters
Nightmare will teach you how to enter your wife's dreams so there's absolutely no privacy whatsoever and you can be together 24/7 Note: this technique is most effective and useful against sleepy mamono such as dormouse or kots
>>68373 I dunno if they're going to be super-popular, but I think they're a top tier boog. 1. Beeg. Canonically amongst the biggest mamono. 2. Boog. Canonically a boog. 3. Thicc. Just look at how they're drawn! 4. FOUR arms. Finally. And just in general, I like their personalities--they're nice, a little ditzy, and they're basically always down to clown. Also FOUR ARMS means TWICE THE CUDDLES. More cuddle per mamono is good!
>>68382 >Entire Cheshire wife's dreams >Her dreams are just cuddling with you while eating cheeseburgers and shitposting online >Now you always have a hard time knowing when you actually woke up in the morning
I NEED a kot to PET ME
>>68383 What if she hugs you and doesn't let you go?
>>68387 you accept your new place in the world!
>>68387 But that's what I want, Anon. I am very lonely and would immediately lose to hugs.
>>68383 dragons have 4 arms
>>68373 i didn't know KC could draw them big and thick like that. delightful watermelon crushing thighs. would latch on to
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i've got that kiki fever
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>>68389 Same, I wish Zombies existed because I would run immediately to the nearest graveyard to lure one home to at least have some company in my life
I just came here to say that hellhounds SUCK. They can't get a man for shit. HA!
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>>68389 many such cases
>>68370 Who rapes who?
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>>68386 Goodbye anon
>>68397 it's more about the journey than the destination
>>68399 Ms Manticore please. For the last time. If you are a bus driver, it's all about the destination. You can't just take anon to your home at the end of the shift just because you went through all other stops except the last one.
>>68390 I thought everybody had forearms.
>>68360 "Failing" implies that he tried in the first place. You're being silly.
>>68390 wings count as legs
>>68402 ms cheshire is all about pranks until anon pulls out at the last second
>>68398 This is medical malpractice.
>>68405 If it works... >>68399 So a coin flip?
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>>68404 If she can't teleport her pussy before you cum it's a skill issue
>lilim wife asks me what humans of this world mean when they say "the devil" >try to explain it in a way that she would easily understand >explain that he's our version of the former mamono lord >lilim wife now wants to overthrow Lucifer I don't know how to handle this.
>>68391 this was honestly my first thought. shes fucking massive and im very happy about it. i like my monsters bigger than me, stronger than me, and extremely imposing.
>>68410 MORE MAMONO = MORE TO HUG
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>>68412 the math checks out
You shouldn't lust after bugs anon. It's unhealthy.
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>>68412 This is why hags are the huggable monsters available
>>68414 OK, more bug hugs for me, then.
>>68414 >When her enrage timer triggers.
>>68414 you got to appreciate the four tactical lunchboxes (1 for each hand) she takes her lunchbreak very seriously
>>68418 How else is she going to keep those absolutely massive thighs of hers?
>>68408 >Go on epic quest to defeat Lucifer >Make a bunch of friends and have wonderful experiences as you go >Discover the whole thing was a joke millions of people were (and somehow continue to be) in on >Have cool stories to tell your daughters about why they're all citizens of different countries The real Lucifer was the friends you made along the way.
>>68362 >it's a known fact that girl on top is best sex OBJECTION
>>68421 She's metaphorically on top.
>>68421 mamano leglock is the way things were meant to be
>>68417 It's more like. <Please talk to me and my daughter. Or else...
>>68423 >mamano leglock Well, technically that is how mamono becomes mamano, yes
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>>68421 I disagree
>>68426 Child obesity is no joke
>>68427 It's serious business. Professional business even.
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>>68427 Baphos are not obese, just properly proportionate
>>68392 What is babayaga feeding those little kikis to turn them into absolute milky goddesses
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How long should you tease you wife before ravaging her? Minutes? Hours? Days?
>>68431 That's all her husband's "mana" going to the right places.
>>68432 I would only tease my wife if she asked me to nicely. So however long she asks me to.
>>68433 damn, he is a lucky guy to get her as his childhood friend
>>68435 i mean, one glance at her mom and i think you know what the future has in store for her
>>68426 I wouldn't mind having a Bapho ass like that on my face
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>>68429 Pear shaped little girls are the best
>>68420 it better not turn out that the real monstergirl was inside me all along
>>68421 best sex is whatever allows the most skin to skin contact. its also why slimes and snakes are absolutely unbeatable under some circumstances.
>>68440 No, but you were inside the real monstergirl for a large part of your journey.
>>68442 sandworms are good for fast travel
>>68443 Fast? No, you want wyverns for that. Comfy? Yes. She's a recreational vehicle, and one of the recreations she offers is sex.
>>68444 yeah, but you have to stop and refuel wyverns way too much. such a hassle
>>68440 >the real monstergirl was inside me all along
>>68446 >no anonymous, you are the monsters >and then anon Alped
>>68445 >You and your wife rent a wyvern to get from one end of Dragonia to the other >Her husband is riding her and you and the Mrs. are in her talons >She's landing every 20-30 minutes to get plapped. >Your Anubis wife looks mildly irked >Internally, you know she is seething.
>>68448 And this is why you perform regular maintenance on your wyvern, to improve her speed and performance. Get to your location before the 30 minute timer runs out
>>68449 THAT'S JUST MORE SEX WITH HER HUSBAND. WYVERNS ARE TOO HORNY.
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>>68441 I agree about the full contact sex, that's why under the covers is the best because it helps produce and contain all that sweat and bodily fluids extending the surface of contact between both individuals like how thermal paste is used on top of a processor.
>>68449 would she really get a fake check engine light just to have more sex? (probably)
This is why you become a wizard. Easy transport anywhere.
>>68453 Eh, I would rather become wisp-chan's occupant.
>>68453 this utter fool focused on correspondence in mge, point and laugh
>>68455 Teleportation is only one of the many advantages of dominating the magic arts.
>>68449 Wow, a cut rate service that can't even manage in-air refueling? That does sound unpleasant. Of course, I've heard the ride can get a bit bumpy while she's taking on mana, but that's the price you pay for speed.
>>68457 A lot of wyverns marry men who are terrified of heights. They REALLY don't like to do mid-air refueling.
>>68453 Yeah but Shirukuto's lot have been cracking down hard on unlicensed wizards ever since the wizard wars. It's not impossible but it's way harder than it used to be.
Would you love me if I were a wurm?
>>68451 But the cleaning...
>>68453 Wrong, you should get a BTR and install a mana canon
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>>68432 Until they cannot take it anymore and they rape you, of course.
>>68463 >guy didnt fuck his milky holst for a month holy shit how I couldnt last a week, the sheer of this guy to not give in and molest cow tits is amazing
>>68464 Maybe she doesn't have enough legs?
>>68426 But the picture you posted clearly shows the sex would be better from behind with that bapho down on all fours
>>68463 Meh, the goal would be to be on the edge but still on control when you release her sexualy
>>68466 I want to see a girl's face during sexy times. Then I know for sure that she has nothing but contempt for me in her heart.
>>68468 Mating press it is then, embrace your lust and dominate the fat assed lolis
So, I finally got my story submitted. I got to the point where if I kept fiddling with it, it would never get posted. In any case, I hope you guys enjoy it. https://archiveofourown.org/works/77450576 Also, the story has optional music. You can listen to those tracks here: 1. https://youtu.be/zvVDTZlEkyA?si=aS_U2WOUzCLqc-pC 2. https://youtu.be/TgV9OcaMEI4?si=LaeKOAdsLsNcQLSM 3. https://youtu.be/rGymoVxZJRw?si=Xspa4QS8Z-aLewe_ 4. https://youtu.be/sU2y69UwzIw?si=4C04_VTEVJP9raqz 5. https://youtu.be/uZbpdPtpgAA?si=23ttculVqlmkTrJ1 6. https://youtu.be/dZdLc_2jUsI?si=tbXZSvlYLhcgChYd
>>68468 >guy who wants his wife to look at him like he's trash but also she's a devilbug is this a thing?
>>68471 Oh cool, a story with a soundtrack.
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I need a medic, teleport all your cheshs in my bed now.
>>68474 But this patient needs mouse bites to live
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>>68474 I would like a Troll to take care of me with a lewd nurse outfit, I bet her cooking would be amazing too
>>68475 No, give me chesh's signature licking and purrjob. It's the only way to cure my brain smoothness
>>68476 She would be both very lewd and a professional who can heal most injuries and diseases
>>68478 >She would be very lewd The outfit can't contain her body or her body odor, please understand.
>>68463 i love her face in the 3rd panel. monsters with barely restrained lust are the best kind of monster.
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>>68480 A mix and switch between lovey-dovey sex and unrestrained lust is peak
>>68463 >>68480 >>68481 This is why incest happens in monster society, a monster even if blood related living with his essence and smell of mana around monsters, eventually gets raped since monster have an instinct to follow, they fight it but eventually they lose the fight
>>68482 Wut? No? Are you drunk?
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>>68408 Actually Lucifer would be more like a super-powered dark angel rather than a "former monster lord". If you want a former monster lord, you go for something like fenrir, or maybe one of the ancient greek monsters (the hydra?)
>>68484 >That kiki face Maybe réincarnation could be cool
>>68484 Those birb and fox lovers are going to get EXACTLY what they're after.
>>68487 activating a monster's counter-move is important. this is where i would post a picture of slapping a big hellhound on the ass (if i had one)
>>68488 What monsters don't know is that you can negate their counter by molesting their ears.
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Remember to let your kiki know she's doing a good job by petting her.
>>68485 Lernean Hydra wasn't even important enough in the Greek myths to be mentioned outside of the labors of Herakles. Think bigger. Like the Titans, or Fomorians.
>>68471 that's a well spoken moth. i tend to imagine them being dopier
>>68492 Titans are many and vary in power. If you want something like that you go for Chaos, Uranus, or Chronos(for greek mythology at least). Then again, Poseidon is a goddess, so maybe that would be too much. The pantheon of the MGE is really vague.
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>>68491 please stop over-rubbing your kikis they are becoming too powerful
>>68495 I can tell exactly where these kikis have been rubbed and I can't blame their husbands at all. It's a vicious cycle.
>>68494 I specifically used Titans because they were the predecessors to the Gods and aren't nearly as abstract ( for the most part ) as the Cthonic Gods or even the primordial originator like Chaos. Cronus isn't Chronos, either. One is more or less a God of agricultural knowledge and the other is the divine personification of Time.
>>68495 kiki cleavage scent is probably heavenly, it would take only 1 heaving tiddy tease/slip to instantly crater my values into maid fucking
>>68497 >Cronus isn't Chronos, either. If the greeks couldn't tell them apart, i sure as hell don't have to.
>>68497 Man, fuck you. I was doing something important and you made me go on this hour long distracting tangent just to find out it's not even a confusion but a conscious decision of the stoics "because if the names sound similar, they must be the same then" which is somehow even worse.
>>68501 >The vote to execute Socrates had a greater margin than the one to convict him >>68500 Also it's pretty amusing to me there's like, four Greek Gods as part of the greater pantheon in MGE even if KC used the name Bacchus over Dionysus. It's highly amusing to think of Eros' father being some mad lad who managed to woo Ares of all Goddesses.
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>>68472 It is for me!
>>68475 I too am in this thread.
>>68502 Kind of strange, with deities in MGE being female by default, that the goddess of love is named after male Eros when there's the obvious choice of Aphrodite/Venus.
>>68505 Eros has this varying interpretation, going from primordial god to son of Aphrodite and Ares. I think KC took him because his name is synonymous with the kind of erotic (for lack of a better word) love he portrays in his work. Or maybe it has something to do with the type of media that KC knows mentioning Eros and not Aphrodite.
>>68495 Never, I'm going to praise my maid and give her rubs! All the praise! All the rubs! She will judgement dust the house.
>>68505 >>68506 I am likely overthinking it but part of me thinks that the major distinction here is that Eros is the God of Erotic Love, which is focused primarily on the emotional, whereas Mara being an Asura in some iterations is more focused entirely on the physicality of it all.
>>68506 Probably because of the several different kinds of love eros is specifically the romantic type of love
What do you call a shopkeeper that is only open on a full moon? A warewolf.
>>68510 Shut the fuck up Charon
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STR, INT or DEX?
>>68508 >Mara being an Asura That's something else entirely. Anon was asking why not take Aphrodite who is from the same mythology and female.
>>68512 A good party needs all three.
>>68508 i just figured he knew about the aphrodite / ares/ hephaestus thing and decided she sucks. of course, there's plenty of other examples to pick of greek gods sucking so probably not
>>68515 Except for Poseidon in MGE. Ocean Ma'am take me by the hand lead to me to the land
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>>68389 Prime yeti bait
>>68517 Or kots, or bugs, or kotbugs, or bugkots, or sneks, or snekbugs, or snekkots, or kotsneks, or bugsneks, or cows, or cowsneks, or cowbugs, or cowkots, or...
>>68518 >cowbugs Elaborate.
>>68520 That's a demon.
>>68512 STR cowgirl INT anal DEX missionary
>>68522 Anal is not a position.
>>68521 It is clearly spider-cow
>>68512 Miss dragon is both the strongest and the smartest.
>>68525 I agree.
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>>68524 Did somebody say SPIDER COW?
Yeah baph/lim your magic is cool and amazing and all and you can teleport shit and whatever great but, watch this, and you tell me who’s the master of magic! so in front of me are 52 cards…
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>>68529 You have intrigued the wurm. Please continue!
>>68530 A wurm? And she’s pulled a bunny from a hat? Oh. Oh wow… that’s a tough act to follow. I’m going to have to pull out the >Mindfreak For this.
>>68531 Water tank tricks are a lot less impressive when there's a sea bishop in the audience
>>68533 >Anons “magic” trick is spiced up for monster audiences when some trickster teleports a horny nereid into his water tank with actual magic
There is a skeleton girl, a blood-slime and a ghost-alp inside you right now.
>>68535 Are you telling me to go fuck myself?
Hellhounds are easily fooled by magic. A ball/shell and 3 cups is all you need to distract one. Heck, even a ball will do if you can sleight of hand it away.
>>68471 It feels very Noir. I like it. The set up is a good slow burn, and I like the foreshadowing in the dreams, a real good show-don't tell sort of scenario. Though personally it is a little heavy on the anti-religion bent. But this absolutely could do with a part 2, letting you flesh out a lot of those ideas you teased that didn't really have much room to develop. All in all breddy gud.
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Big Koturday.
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>>68539 Anal caturday
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Chad koturday
thread seems slow today
>>68542 The Americans are asleep and the Euros are just waking up. In the meantime, here's a picture of a kot.
>>68543 Interkotinental Catlistic Missile?
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that doing good deeds for the smol bugs means you are more likely to get the attention of the queen! Or her daughter Or you just end up swarmed by the small bugs for helping them out so much.
You've been isekai'd into the mist continent and the Lilim who did it gave you exactly one ticket for a fateful encounter. Do you shack up with an old Ryu, locked up in seclusion studying her martial arts? Do you go to Mount Hua with the elves and the cherry blossom dryads meditating on their sword play? Do you go to Mount Wudang and study the Taiji with Hakus and Tengu? Or do you go the way of the Heavenly Demonic cult, and throw your lot in with the cursed swords and the fallen angels and priests and the redcaps and hone your demonic urges?
>>68547 The Ryu? Don't you mean the Lightning Wurm?
>>68547 wander the woods for undead beetles
>>68548 No, the Lightning wurm and the raiju and the zap weasels all hang out at the Namgoon clan
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>>68489 No need to tell them
>>68547 >exactly one ticket for a fateful encounter. Easy. >Cross paths with a Jiangshi Martial Artist scorned killed by her former dojo master >Make underworld/undead connections in her quest for revenge >Ultimately gain power in the underworld >Then, the true plan begins >You tell her the stories of Bloodsport and Enter the Dragon >Become Tournament hosts >??? >Profit
>>68547 >Haku presented There was no other choice. Tengu are alright too.
>>68547 >mist continent with no panda option what is this bullshit
>>68554 Pandas are shaolin/beggar union
>>68547 What's a ticket for a fateful encounter?
>>68556 Things like you accidentally save the daughter of the sect leader of a certain place, or you stumble into the tomb of a hidden master and their spirit passes on their super special martial art, but ends up taking in your SE while you train and comes back to life as an undead to stay as your master, or you're born in the body of the heir of the demonic sect and you actually have a soul-mate bond with the reincarnation of the previous leader, that sort of thing.
>>68557 Can I just spend it on an Eros-core instead?
>>68558 Eros core is the local leader of the Hao sect.
>>68559 >Hao sect What's that?
>>68560 They're the whores/gamblers/muscle/broker sect. Basically they're the mafia.
>>68555 ah, yes, the clans of beggars that are secretly martial artists, that report on foreign "invaders" (husband candidates), ingenious, the perfect cover for diplomats. That random cloaked figure some thugs on the road try to mess with during your travels could actually be a muscly pandagirl with wuxia tier polearm skills ready to lay the smackdown.
>>68561 That doesn't look good, why an Eros priestess would become the leader of such a rotten sect?
>>68563 Who more benevolent to guide such "rotten" people? MGs always make brothels, they actually fit the "whore sect" archetype really well, it's loosely confederated so "whores" can come ago so it's perfect for MGs to moonlight as courtesans until they find a man they like. I always wonder about KC's brothels and the logistics. Surely losing a girl with every single customer is a busted ass business model. How can that even function? Does he ever address this? I guess it's more like a schoolhouse than a whore house, maybe what the madams actually do is take wilder MGs and train them to be housewives.
>>68564 >Eroscore training rejects into housewife a la babayaga >Still waiting for her husband after years of service Ok, I know hot to burn my ticket, thanks anon
>>68565 Is she awkward when it comes to her own heart, or has she just been stoically waiting for the right moment?
>>68567 I would prefer awkwardness, despite guiding so many she scared of not applying her own lessons correctly. Nothing that love and positive reaffirming can't fix On the other hand a pure stoic stands would be new and unusual but would it be enjoyable? Maybe I just have a hard time imagining how it would be.
>>68562 probably better if the one getting harrassed on the journey is (you) so that the mysterious beggar in rags is the one doing the protecting, so that they can court you in disguise whenever you reach town and just so happen to be a similar looking panda every time. After all, who would expect a panda to be doing all that, even if they are almost as strong as a jinko?
>>68568 Yeah, I can imagine her guiding so many others to successful relationships, only to spill spaghetti because she can't handle her own heart.
>>68562 You jest but the beggars guild was a recognized political entity Anyways, bring me to ushiville
>>68542 >this >slow wew, I remember when in the early months of migration slow meant several hours gap between posts in the deadzone between europoor and amerilard timezones
>>68573 All things are relative.
>>68574 Just like your new gf! Blood-relative, even!
>>68512 >fox >DEX She looks like she escaped a retirement home for this pic
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Dangerous cats
>>68578 Are those chains on the bra or are they connected to her tits?
>>68512 the quality build werewolf
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>>68578 Most people underestimate the strengths of the average werecat
>>68580 No big swords on the wolf?
>>68578 spiky tongue blowjob torture...
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>>68583 It's called purrjob and it will feel great, that's not torture
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>>68575 I want to have a holstaur mom who starts forbidding me from dating because she is overprotective but gradually considers it cheating on her.
>>68582 it's a quality build. it can use anything my wife is a wolf with a big sword
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>Look anon a new flavor of monster juice, let's taste it
Would you REALLY marry and have kids with someone who spends most of the day listening to "capuccino bombarillo AI slop brainrot compilation 8h" on loop?
>>68592 If she casually enjoys it then I would, otherwise 8 hours is far too much. But it is good to have a wife with a sense of humor unlike normies who are very picky with their comedy these days.
>>68591 Monsters stop drinking monster energy as soon as they get their hands on anon's monster.
>>68592 That would be the equivalent of a hag listing to bass boosted earrape Rickroll 8h on loop.
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New comic Gaira will be out on the 25th https://x.com/ComicGaira/status/2009564009247502478
>>68596 Year of the hoss.
>>68596 That is the most /fa/ horse I've ever seen
>>68598 Eh, the horse part is very undecorated. Bicorns though? Now they know how to dress.
>>68575 Auntie needs to shave.
>>68600 Hi, Anon! It sounds like you're in DESPERATE need of getting the fuck out of my thread and staying fucked off for ever. <3 <3 <3!
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>>68601 >my thread
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>>68601 >my thread No, this is her swamp now
>>68603 This ogre is both repelling and appealing. I can feel a strong conquering drive for her swamp.
>>68547 OK, real talk--where are the spooders? I would like a fateful spooder encounter, ideally where I accidentally walk into a big spooder's big web and struggle pathetically to escape. Also the spooder has big boobies and is mean to me.
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>>68601 Clean shaved and properly sanitary monsters that take care of their hygiene are far superior
>>68547 I'll take the "clueless tourist visits the local fox shrine and uses its sacred offering table to tie his shoelaces" ticket, thank you very much.
>>68605 Spooders and Oomukade are in the Tang clan, studying aphrodisiacs alongside cyclops and dwarves studying mettalurgy and engineering. I never actually understood how those were related outside of maybe the root there being chemistry?
>>68608 What is there to study about aphrodisiacs if one bite of an Oomukade sends you into a paralized horny stupor that lasts hours?
>>68609 Why, of course, how to send one into a paralyzed and also hallucinogenic horny stupor that lasts for days. Or how to obtain the fabled poison body, where one's sweat and blood also become poison, or how to divise a poison so potent even a noble swordmaster who could shake an era would be reduced to a mere female in heat.
>>68607 Mist continent really has nothing to do with foxes. I wonder why.
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>>68611 It has its own kind of foxes and they are malicious or rather, "malicious" actually I had zipangu and mist continent mixed up when reading the original post, I'm that much of a clueless white tourist
>>68612 >It has its own kind of foxes A-anon, you're not confusing mist continent with korean kumiho are you?
>>68613 >In the uncivilized "Mist Continent," it is said that kyuubi-no-kitsune rule and a devilish paradise that we can say is truly debaucherous is spreading, where humans and monsters are consumed with thoughts of having sex according to their desires, they can enjoy pleasure and copulation all day every day whether awake or sleeping. No, I stand corrected. Interesting, I think he lumped the peninsula in with the mainland.
>>68613 Inari are the waifu shrine maiden foxes present in jap culture Youko are the manipulative chink foxes, look up the legend of Daji Kumiho would [REDACTED]
>>68615 A REAL MAN lets his wife crudely remove large portions of his liver for consuming raw.
>>68616 No anon, a mamono would be horrified by your idea, even the evil ones
>>68610 >the fabled poison body, where one's sweat and blood also become poison I don't know about blood, but Oomukade do have poison glands all over their skin. They are both venomous and poisonous(like a lot of IRL centipedes). Now Oomukade monsterization would be an interesting topic. The poison is not directly described as being corrupting in nature despite being so strong. I wonder if it's implied by how mamono mana works, or if there is something that the monsterizing species have that the non monsterizing don't. Like large mice can monsterize people, but a venom injecting centipede has no mention of it in the profile.
>>68617 >even the evil ones I don't think you know what evil means.
>>68615 >Daji Huh, fascinating read, I had no idea such a figure ever existed. Why don't they come up more in contemporary literature? Then again, it's not like Helen of troy is being constantly referenced in modern media either.
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>>68606 Correct, but the monsters that don't have the problem to begin with are the most superior.
>>68619 mamonos evil is not real evil
>>68617 C'mon, man. Lemme have a horrible monster fox wife who does unspeakable things to me.
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>>68621 The Sabbath keeps winning
>>68623 You really want to get cut open and ripped apart for your liver.?
>>68625 I assume it'd be demon silver style nonsense, but yeah, why not?
>>68618 >The Ancient forbidden practice of Gu Poison >Put a bunch of Oomukade together in a steamy hot tub and make them bite each other and the one left standing absorbs the poison energy of all the others (they slowly recover) and becomes the oomukade potent enough to kill (make incredibly horny) a dragon. You ever look into something blatantly dangerous and wonder what it would be like to slip and fall in? I kinda want to enter the 'mukade hot tub
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>>68620 >Here's your Daji, bro


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