>>81716 Miss Chesh should install Nyaunter Strike on her hosiery already

>>81718 Chat, is this real?

>I didn't write chatte It's so over

Fuck this I'm too retarded, thorw in the chesh pit

>>81723 Chat, am I crazy?

>>81727 >That mobface chesh in the background

>>81727 When a monster shows me her ass I must penetrate, it's the law

>>81730 What's it like sticking it in mushroom butt?

>>81728 All Cheshes have mobface

>>81731 Imagine the cushioning

>>81733 My weiner is waaaaaay too small for a butt that size. Plus, I am more of a vaginal sex man, anyway.

Stupid candid hatters and their mycelium nethers. Dumb squishy shroom thighs fattened by tea and cake.

>>81731 Ask the gape experts

>>81695 What makes Dr. Lich's bread so special? Is it magic bread? Is it undead bread?

>>81737 Baking is more of a science than a lot of other cooking. And Dr. Lich doesn't sleep--she bakes. Also she lives near a big holst farm, so she's got great ingredients to start from.

>>81738 That makes perfect sense, actually; Dr. Lich probably makes a killer sourdough.

>>81739 Yes, both as a very good one that she sells AND A different one that will absolutely kill you dead. But it is SO GOOD for French Toast, omg you got no idea.

>>81737 Like the thread that talked about alcohol said before it seems that the undead has better access to yeast and levant agents to make the bread more soft and spongy by making the bread rise to perfection

>>81736 More like the gaped

Full nelson loli Amazons and Ocelomehs

>>81744 Uh, all right? Y, tho? https://files.catbox.moe/34wzke.gif

>>81744 And while one has its turn the other have to watch, it's a learning experience

>>81745 That's right, lolis are for anal mating press only

>>81652 >in time to watch the new Mamono Magi episode Where are we, early 2000s? Just watch it on monflix or anywhere anytime, gigabit internet connection affords that

>>81746 The whole Sabbath class has to watch, in fact it's in a classroom

>>81749 Amen

>>81755 That artist's doujins are gross

>>81755 Finally she got pregnant I was starting to get pissed about that belly going to waste

>>81755 Literal Alp behavior

>>81716 whoa purple lady

I really hate purple snakes and i really love to sleep with my neck exposed and to live in a snake accessible house and to draw targets on my neck for potential bite marks using felt tip pens.

>>81760 oh, so you want a shirohebi instead?

>>81761 hebi bites are rare and poorly documented

>>81761 No I want an Apophis. I have to say I hate purple snakes for her pointy ears to perk up. Truth is I want her to puncture me with her fangs and pump me with her venom until I’m seeing black suns.

>>81763 >black sons Cuck behavior detected.

>>81764 That's not even what the post says.

>>81759 op op op op oppan gangnam style

>>81765 I am trying to act up with stupid, mean-spirited wordplay so that I get a really messed-up cheshwife.

>>81760 >I really hate purple snakes <basilisk takes emotional damage >>81763 >No I want an Apophis. <basilisk takes more emotional damage

>>81768 I wish I were a better writer so I could write a story where a basilisk takes Emotional Damage. Which is the name of my penis.

>>81758 I wouldn't mind going balls deep inside my Alp bro's holes, it's just friendly skinship

>>81769 monsters will get the wrong idea if you tell them you have ED

>>81746 >"I will never surrender to cock like that" >cums almost instantly when it's her turn

>>81768 m sorry miss lisk! My mind was set on a grape, but truth be told you are also very cute and huggable. Fluffy birb arms. Cute mask. Pokeable red bits. I hope her self confidence is okay. She is a shy and often unassuming snake.

>>81772 If the idea is "Anon is bad at sex and relationships" then it's not the wrong idea!

Somebody mentioned a story called Abandoned tsunpire, supposedly it's about a vampire who got nearly dumped by some guy she tried to put through her vampiric bullshit. Guy who recommended it to me said the vamp has gone through a lot of shit before she got her chance to reconcile the guy. Can anybody point me to the story? Maybe know the name of the author? It's not on AO3, maybe on the MGE archive, but there's no way I'm finding it before the heat death of the universe if I'll just be opening every author folder and checking every story.

>>81776 its an old greentext, you can find the older stuff on anubis.moe https://pastebin.com/8PuzKFP2