>>81633 meece*

Imagine having a Troll landlord that lets you pay your rent with sex, what a deal If I could also pay my groceries and necessities like that then I'm on my way to becoming wealthy

>>81635 I'm going to rat you out to the authorimeece.

MOUSE

>>81640 what magic does the mouse mage use?

>>81641 Probably stuff like summoning cheese and crackers, or whatnot.

>>81643 >summoning crackers That'd be hellhound. "Yo Mama-god, I beseech thee to gimme some cracker hubby I can cuddle with and shiiieeeeet"

>>81644 No, they're dogs, so they summon comically big chains of sausage links.

>>81646 They don't summon these, they jack them from somewhere. Oh, wait, no. They summon sausages and jack hubbies from the street, wait, that doesn't sound right, either. Let's just say they jack everything, after all they're nigg

>>81647 She can jack my sausage if she wants.

>>81649 >hound opens up your fridge >hound finds no sausage >hound breaks into your room while you're peacefully playing fortnite, grabs you by the collar <"YOU SAID I COULD JACK YOUR SAUSAGE ANON AND LOOK THERE IS NO SAUSAGE IN YOUR GODDAMN FRIDGE WHERE'S THE FUCKING SAUSAGE ANON?!?!?!!"

>>81641 >Dog High cortisol >Cat Low cortisol Nyaggers are superiors

Anon is in a terrible pinch! His commute home from school is too long for him to get back in time to watch the new Mamono Magi episode. Luckily he has a friend who lives close by and he can watch it at her house. What species is she and how does it go for you? Yes, YOU are anon! Who would've guessed!

>>81652 But I'm in my 40s and have the day off from work?

>>81646 As the saying goes, "nie dla psa kiełbasa".

>>81652 >>81653 Magical girl shows have a primary viewerbase of little girls and a secondary demographic of adult men, I think I've read this doujin before.

>>81653 But how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?

>>81654 They did miss chesh dirty with that freezer face

>>81656 But I did have breakfast this morning?

>>81657 I would do Chesh dirty. I would even try to give her a bath afterward. >Anon hospitalized for attempting to bathe large kot >She didn't claw him or anything >He's just clumsy and slipped, hit his head, and passed out

>>81658 How does Wurm know when it's morning if she's underground?

>>81660 She has a clock.

>>81660 The wise men behind the wall shine a torch so she knows that its morning

>>81662 >>81661 The world is truly a magical place, full of whimsy and wonder

>>81663 it's a bit monotone it would be nice if there was colour

>>81659 Not washing your kot and kittens is a crime, they must learn basic hygiene

>>81656 I almost never eat breakfast, I wonder if a Salamander would approve since they seem like the type to want a full one.

>>81665 spray chesh with hosepipe, got it

>>81667 It's not what I said, dog.

>>81665 Jinko and Ocelomeh are the best kots because they love bathing.

>>81666 Salamanders go running in the morning and it's best to do that with an empty stomach to avoid vomiting all over the place (I learned this from MAD magazine so it must be true)

>>81670 If Salamanders are fellow no breakfast enjoyers, then I like them even more than I already do.

>>81671 Another one bites the dust

And at the first crack of dawn, when the worms are gotten by the early birds, the wurm rouses. And the roused wurm went to the hall, and the wurm went to them and sat, and it was then that the wurm said thus. At the crack of dawn, you will break your fast. And it shall be known as breakfast.

>>81673 Amen.

>>81674 a man?

>>81673 and I shall be known as the Wuurm layer

>>81676 The Earth has many layers. >Lava Golem layer >Dorome & Gnome layer >Wurm layer >Giant Ant layer >Dwarf city layer >Dark Elf totally consensual sex dungeon layer

>>81676 >Anon carefully lays Wurm down

Some reptile and avian species use egg laying as a hobby, would you help them to fill their passion?

>>81680 "hobby"

>>81680 it's like a gacha addiction Laying until they get a boy

>>81682 >first child is echidna, as standard >second child is son >"wow looks like you got the pull you wanted" >Anon casts "greater infertility" on himself

You don't have to walk away from your Dormouse wife if you want to purchase a gift for her as a surprise... Just carry her on your shoulders when she's in deep sleep and put a blindfold over her eyes for good measure... Explain the situation to the Wonderland shop cashiers, and everything should go smoothly

>>81682 But the chance is pretty much 0%

>>81685 Not a good excuse to stop now

>>81685 pretty much 0% is not the same as actual 0%.

>>81680 >you have to eat all the eggs

>>81685 Most monsters stop right before hitting the jackpot

The horn hoopla is a popular game at the bogie carnival, where you throw hoops at the horns of select group of monster volunteers. If you land a hoop you win the monster. If you hit them in the face with the hoop you win an angry monster.

Just as most Kikis have eastern European accents, most Shogs have eastern US seaboard accents. DO NOT TRUST THE MIAMI-CODED SHOG >Local Headline: Florida Shog dissolves self to fit through municipal sewer grates, infiltrates sewage system to fistfight sewer gators to prove superiority >Second page article: Florida sewer gators sue city, state for failure to prevent species-based harassment by local Shog

>>81691 There's always carnival games like that, monsters are literally giving themselves away to men

>>81693 danukis get typecast as villains too often.

>>81693 I keep going back to this idea of a... Monstergirl Convention? Not like an anime convention or whatnot. Like something a 4H or farmer's association would put on. It'd even take place in one of those sorts of locations--a mixture of stalls for animals and place for commerce and whatnot. It'd be for monstergirls to show off their abilities AND build trust with society post-portals. Because, let's be real, every 6 year old girl on the PLANET is going to want to ride a centaur. If a few centaurs put up with that to build faith that they're safe to be around, it's worth it! >Huuuuuge farmer's market area >Stall after stall of troll-grown produce, holst milk and holst milk products >Miss Grem's Confectionaries >Dr. Lich's Scientifically Proven A++++ Bread Co >Petting Zoo (Converts to Heavy Petting Zoo after 9 pm) All that kind of stuff. I think it'd be a hoot.

>>81695 I really like this idea and want more. I think the general public will need/want many avenues to learn about monsters, magic, magical items and things on the other side of the portals. If it's a mixed area of monsters/portalled humans and earth humans then please also have some 'earth' stalls for various nationalities.

>>81695 I volunteer to judge the best tail(s) competition

>>81696 >Big, open field that gets used for the 4th of July Fireworks >Being used by a Dark Mage to show off Archaeomancy >That is, she's just spamming fire and lightning magic like crazy >Kids aren't even allowed to be in the area without safety gear >It is absurdly popular with single men, too, and the Dark Mage who's doing the spellcasting is VERY smug >The arena used to show off horses and cows has been converted to an exhibition space for the more physically-oriented girls >Hellhounds, Arachne, Salamanders, Mantises, Bogies, etc. >Even has a Titania magician! >She doesn't cast spells--she's a literal magician >Mostly does close magic

>>81697 I think we all know it's gonna be Miles Prower.

>>81693 I can get Zombies for free at the graveyard, no need to get scammed in a fair

>>81700 The cemetery becomes a carnival if the clowns deign it so. Even the undead need a laugh. just invoke the curse of CarnEvil

>>81695 >build faith that they're safe to be around They aren't though. MAMONO MANA means that the little girl who always wanted a pony might become the pony instead. And so help me, if you leave a bunch of touch-starved centaurs around unclaimed shot, there WILL be a stampede at some point.

When's the smug face contest?

>>81695 Can miss ushi keep it together long enough to convince the world that her kind aren't all dangerous savages?

>>81704 Depends, am I up front leering at her?

>>81701 I imagine the cemetery more like one of those German electronic clubs from the early 2000s, but the girls serving the drinks wear bunnysuits and other lewd outfits

>>81697 i can't choose just one

>>81694 But that thing in the comic is evil, how can I get a kot if she gives me a Malef or worse

>>81708 >Crying Malef wearing kot ears >"I... I can be a kot for you, my love..."

>>81709 Ok, if she does that I won't pipe and will love her BUT that's still a 'nuki scam

normal everyday hebi behaviour

>>81711 it's surprising she'd let him out of her sight to begin with

>>81711 This is very cute. I would be SUPER INTO a woman who acts like this.

>>81695 I'll judge the pigs

>>81695 >satyros wineyard stalls with free sampling >all sorts of fresh alraune produce >collaborative honey bee stands nearby >arachne silk spinning and weaving you can try yourself >Madam Shog's Extremely Bouncy Castle The possibilities really are endless

Purple

>>81716 Thanks mate, that's a beautiful violet chat

>>81717 >Referring to your Cheshire Cat wife as "Chat"

>>81716 I want to touch the purple parts of Demons

>>81716 Miss Chesh should install Nyaunter Strike on her hosiery already

>>81718 Chat, is this real?

>I didn't write chatte It's so over

Fuck this I'm too retarded, thorw in the chesh pit

>>81723 Chat, am I crazy?

>>81727 >That mobface chesh in the background

>>81727 When a monster shows me her ass I must penetrate, it's the law

>>81730 What's it like sticking it in mushroom butt?

>>81728 All Cheshes have mobface

>>81731 Imagine the cushioning

>>81733 My weiner is waaaaaay too small for a butt that size. Plus, I am more of a vaginal sex man, anyway.

Stupid candid hatters and their mycelium nethers. Dumb squishy shroom thighs fattened by tea and cake.

>>81731 Ask the gape experts

>>81695 What makes Dr. Lich's bread so special? Is it magic bread? Is it undead bread?

>>81737 Baking is more of a science than a lot of other cooking. And Dr. Lich doesn't sleep--she bakes. Also she lives near a big holst farm, so she's got great ingredients to start from.

>>81738 That makes perfect sense, actually; Dr. Lich probably makes a killer sourdough.

>>81739 Yes, both as a very good one that she sells AND A different one that will absolutely kill you dead. But it is SO GOOD for French Toast, omg you got no idea.

>>81737 Like the thread that talked about alcohol said before it seems that the undead has better access to yeast and levant agents to make the bread more soft and spongy by making the bread rise to perfection

>>81736 More like the gaped

Full nelson loli Amazons and Ocelomehs

>>81744 Uh, all right? Y, tho? https://files.catbox.moe/34wzke.gif

>>81744 And while one has its turn the other have to watch, it's a learning experience

>>81745 That's right, lolis are for anal mating press only

>>81652 >in time to watch the new Mamono Magi episode Where are we, early 2000s? Just watch it on monflix or anywhere anytime, gigabit internet connection affords that

>>81746 The whole Sabbath class has to watch, in fact it's in a classroom

>>81749 Amen

>>81755 That artist's doujins are gross

>>81755 Finally she got pregnant I was starting to get pissed about that belly going to waste

>>81755 Literal Alp behavior

>>81716 whoa purple lady

I really hate purple snakes and i really love to sleep with my neck exposed and to live in a snake accessible house and to draw targets on my neck for potential bite marks using felt tip pens.

>>81760 oh, so you want a shirohebi instead?

>>81761 hebi bites are rare and poorly documented

>>81761 No I want an Apophis. I have to say I hate purple snakes for her pointy ears to perk up. Truth is I want her to puncture me with her fangs and pump me with her venom until I’m seeing black suns.

>>81763 >black sons Cuck behavior detected.

>>81764 That's not even what the post says.

>>81759 op op op op oppan gangnam style

>>81765 I am trying to act up with stupid, mean-spirited wordplay so that I get a really messed-up cheshwife.

>>81760 >I really hate purple snakes <basilisk takes emotional damage >>81763 >No I want an Apophis. <basilisk takes more emotional damage

>>81768 I wish I were a better writer so I could write a story where a basilisk takes Emotional Damage. Which is the name of my penis.

>>81758 I wouldn't mind going balls deep inside my Alp bro's holes, it's just friendly skinship

>>81769 monsters will get the wrong idea if you tell them you have ED

>>81746 >"I will never surrender to cock like that" >cums almost instantly when it's her turn

>>81768 m sorry miss lisk! My mind was set on a grape, but truth be told you are also very cute and huggable. Fluffy birb arms. Cute mask. Pokeable red bits. I hope her self confidence is okay. She is a shy and often unassuming snake.

>>81772 If the idea is "Anon is bad at sex and relationships" then it's not the wrong idea!

Somebody mentioned a story called Abandoned tsunpire, supposedly it's about a vampire who got nearly dumped by some guy she tried to put through her vampiric bullshit. Guy who recommended it to me said the vamp has gone through a lot of shit before she got her chance to reconcile the guy. Can anybody point me to the story? Maybe know the name of the author? It's not on AO3, maybe on the MGE archive, but there's no way I'm finding it before the heat death of the universe if I'll just be opening every author folder and checking every story.

>>81776 its an old greentext, you can find the older stuff on anubis.moe https://pastebin.com/8PuzKFP2