How could anyone hate her?

>>91998 Well, why does she hide behind a mask, then?..

>>92026 She cums when she makes raw eye contact with her future husband or hubby if you will

>>92027 So what, does he always stand in front of her eyes or something?

>>92028 She never knows, when she runs into him. She wants to avoid publicly climaxing and squirting.

>>92027 Eye contact is a general fox weakness.

Foxes give birth to litters, so I guess if I'm getting Wakamo, I'm getting all her ten sisters, too.

>>92073 the status effect that they're "weak" to is called Placebo Estrus, and looking them directly in the eyes inflicts it. look a fox in the eyes and then check the tooltip if you wanna see what it does.

>>87249 cont. >be Anon Incognitus >living a couple weeks with Nymous now, life isn’t that bad >he doesn’t mind having his friend share a house with him and does not rush you into finding a new place to live >you continue working from home, as usual, only that now you’re occasionally having drunken parties with your buddy >though you need to navigate the streets more carefully now >you, Nymous and the other guy are the only men in this city, and sometimes, lonely ladies can get more than a bit careless >and since you’re new here, the interest towards you is increased >like yesterday, you had to call Nymous fo help when you got attacked by that manticore >demon silver pellets bounced off her toned body like regular bullets, and you couldn’t pacify her >thankfully your friend brought a gang of tiger girls and they helped you deal with the manticore >not before letting you know they are very much interested in you >damn, guess you’ll be moving soon again… >at least those are sisters, which means they live together >speaking of which, you’re having a bowling party tomorrow >Nymous’ friends, four hellhounds, have invited him while the tigers have invited you >you have a good idea how will this “double-date” end, but whatever, guess your days of jerking off in solitude have to end one way or another >and those tigers look nice enough, too >you have one last beer binge before your most-likely marriage night >not like they would be against you drinking, and with monster-energy alcohol is perfectly harmless, but you would likely not have enough time for that as you’ll be screwed up and down for the next few weeks >the next day >man, it’s so great you don’t have a dress code in the monster society, you just put on whatever and go ahead to the party >Nymous put on his punk rocker outfit while you dressed like a heavy metal fan >the girls arrived to pick you up, it’s surely better than to wait for the other party to arrive >Jenny, Rachel, Citrine and Valda, those arre the tiger-girls that came for you >man, you haven’t been in one of those places for a long time, you forgot all about what it was supposed to be like inside a bowling bar >everywhere’s pink, red and violet, and you can see pole dancers, waitresses in lingerie, and private booths, leaking a not-insignificant amount of energy released through love-making >guess this place doubles as a dating club as pretty much any other place? >now that you’re there, it’s time for a tournament between you and Nymous >while one of the tigers from your team is rolling balls, you notice a suspicious lady in a black tight suit, eyeing you a little bit too much >she looks like a demon or a succubus, except she has no wings >noticing you staring back, she winks and seductively licks her lips, staring right at you >you’d return the gesture, but she looks a bit suspicious to you >there’s something about her mana, too >it’s clearly alien, and you think you saw something like that somewhere <”ST-RIKE! Yee-haw!” >Nymous proudly declares as he scores a strike >well, it’s your turn now >you aim your ball, calculate perfect revolution angle, and… >...it’s rolling on the side track >you throw another one, hit all pins except the leftmost and the rightmost one >doggamnit >well, it doesn’t matter much since your team ends up scoring five more points than Nymous and the ‘hounds >since you’re close to being even, nobody’s considered a solid winner >that’s when you spot her again, sitting at a table next to yours, drinking >still eyeing you, and this time, you could definitely feel that weird mana directed right at you >you were just quick enough to recognize it as marking magic, possibly the kind that would allow her to track you in real time >you nullified the tether points before it could attach and possibly spread, you know of those “magic worm viruses” >for a moment, her face contorts in confusion and frustration, all directed at you <”Anon? Something wrong, buddy?” >Nymous sees you fiddling with magic hastily and gets concerned >you ask him if he knows that not-succubus lady, tell him she just tried to tether a magic marker to you <”Hey, what are you talking about? There isn’t anyone there...” >you look at where she was just a couple seconds ago, she’s no longer there <”Heh! Must’ve been a bar fly or something. Might’ve liked you-- her, hold on a second…” >he quickly navigates towards where she just was and starts scanning the place >he gets a lot more worried as he finishes his scan <”Anon, buddy, bad news. You got marked by a kunoichi.” >a what <”The iconic Oriental assassin. Somebody must’ve put an order on you. That, or she’s just a tad lonely, but I’ve not heard of a kunoichi in this city yet.” >Oriental assassin, huh? >guess those foxies are really determined to get you >you tell Nymous of your suspicions <”Yes, aggressive factions and people often pursue their targets around no matter how far are they, but this isn’t typical Inari behavior. To me, it looks more like you’ve pissed them off. You sure you didn’t offend them or anything?” >well, you certainly tried your best to be as polite as possible with those doggamn dogs, but who knows, what could possibly trigger them >wait a minute… >well, you did bonk one of them on the head, and shoot the other in the titty >they were asking for it, but you don’t think it means anything to them now >oh, shit, you’re in serious trouble now... <[Jenny] “Hey, kid. Don’t worry. If one of these foxes tries anything with ya, we’re gonna rip her up real good.” >your tiger-girls reassure you’re going to be safe with them, you start feeling a little bit less tense >still, if those fucking nip-foxes have sent an assassin, means they’re really, really determined to not let you go >Nymous doesn’t try to downplay it, either <”Those fucking Orientals are known to be very possessive sometimes. I’m afraid we’ve got to fix the problem at its root if we want them to fuck off.” >and ‘fixing its roots’ means, dealing with the alien foxes once and for all >there’s no avoiding this, huh? >sigh >guess you’ll have to face the aliens head-on, one way or another <[Citri] “Well, if they want to see our guy so much~..” >the tigers, on the other hand, are excited at the opportunity to kick some real ass >Nymous and you get to getting the foxes after you, while your girls check their weapons and hone their muscles >your closest opportunity seems to be tricking that kunoichi into some sort of a trap >you have not a fucking idea how could you possibly trick a trained assassin, but if you get to capture her, this will be a lot easier >well, you’ve got to do it somehow >’cause there’s no way you’re going to live on a rice farm, eating egg noodles and working 12 hours a day for the glory of the Empire of Zipangu

What do you ask of her?

>>92752 I ask her if the Yakumos want to go out to eat somewhere.

>>92752 What is the exact word sequence I need to utter to trigger a heart attack in a human being?

>>92758 They have food at home. >>92767 If you were told then you would die and that would be very sad.

>>92820 MAy I have some?

>>92820 There's a very good reason why I wouldn't die should that happen.

>>92752 There is only one question. Or action if you're into non-consentual stuff.

>>92877 Shampoo recommendations?

Yesterday I met up with the daughter of the CEO of Butthurta Softworks! You know how she's a fox-girl, right? So she's got herself a guy some 20 years ago, and now he's got a grown-up litter of six. She come up to me, and said, "hey Anon, you remember what you said about us back in 2020?" I mean, I've said a LOT of things about lots of people, can you clarify, please? So she pulls out one of my old posts on 69Mon and you know what was it?.. "Fuck Butthurta and fuck Mywangsoft! And fuck their leadership, too." You remember how the former sold out to the latter, right? The latter is owned by some kind of a demon that made a contract with another demon to supply unbeatable firewall-resistant telemetry in their operational system, so she could spy on anons wanking their wieners in front of the screen without any intervention (and also to collect sensitive data which can be later used for a range of purposes, such as traceless assassination or shadow manipulation through personally-tailored messages posing as advertisements). And, all she asked in exchange is to skip one version number in the product. I don't know why. Probably she doesn't like the number nine. Anyway, the point is, I had to install their OS on a friend's computer, and did I mention how the telemetry there was UNBEATABLE? Well, so it recorded me installing the OS, the whole time I was doing it, and then it cross-referenced my photo with the footage from the street cams (guess whose technology is driving the AI face recognition?) and that's how she pinpointed me to my home. From there, she consulted Panoptiflare's user tracking archive, and cross-referenced all user activity happening at the time of my web activities with my ISP's data, and that's how she eventually found me posting that six years ago! Holy shit, never knew my ISP retains data for 600 lifetimes. Man. :( Well, point is, she gave me a smug look, and said, "see ya in 3 days, anon". and then, she left. Holy shit I'm ded :(

>>84842 >metalheads when your favorite band is Metallica and not Anal Fetus Decapitation, an obscure post-death black grindcore band from the 90s who only released one album (after the band had broken up) that only sold 500 copies and isn't avaible on any streaming service.

>>86907 Hot all females should be foxes while every male is human.

>>86980 Either human women undergo the catfish effect (a aggressive competitor forces another species to adapt i.e in this case human women become more aggressively sexual) or foxes(because foxes are smarter than human women) force the human women to make human men solely so their children can have more men to breed with. these are the 2 options when introducing foxes to an ecosystem that allows human's continued survival.

>>94537 >human breeding farms where non-obedient men are forced to inseminate disgusting h*man women More grim than warhammer 40k

I was reading the article for scp-953 and saw she gets really mad when mislabeled as a kitsune and prefers kumiho. So that got me thinking about racism in fox society. Like IRL, I imagine there would be a lot of friction between kitsune, kumiho, and jiuweihu populations with how they differ in culture and approaches to humans and adapting to modernity. A dangerous world to navigate for a human when you can hardly tell the difference before it is too late.

>>94558 >other mystical fox tries hitting on a man that knows the difference >"no thanks, i prefer kitsune. their tails are fluffier" guaranteed way to make any other fox have an aneurism.

>>94617 The mass murder kind of ruins SCP-953

>>94619 yeah i kinda just subconsciously filter anything SCP these days. but here's an idea, >kitsune SCP from MGE >containment procedures are to make sure that she never has sex. she keeps rambling about being able to "open the portals" once she does. >the foundation isnt exactly sure what the 'portals' entail, but they know it involves an invasion and a "complete change of everyone's way of life" so it cant be allowed to happen >chasity gear for visitors are a must, she has proven to be capable of breaking free of any chasity equipment put on her >at some point, one of the facility's scientists became infatuated with her and kept trying to break into her cell without proper gear. >its been found that he himself has become indestructible, and most likely immortal. he is now SCP-XXXX-B >when questioned, SCP-XXXX-A only says that they've been "bound" and that the portals are inevitable now. >since then, she has developed what can only be referred to as a "psychic aura", and is capable of manipulating people into doing her bidding. >while isolated containment in a specialized facility has been approved to minimize risk, the foundation has stated that this is a temporary solution at best as her capabilities have only been getting stronger.

>>94619 Yeah the whole yiffcon massacre takes the horror from it and feels out of character. Still, korean foxes aren't exactly the nicest in their mythos. She can get away with a little murder and liver snatching, as a treat.

>>94619 As long as she doesn't kill (Me), it's fine.

>>94619 It's alright if she only kills humans.

fox pussy on fox girls?

>>96014 interesting, but I prefer this

>>96014 no thanks.

>>96014 technically, if she was kinda like the werewolf or werecat from MGE it wouldn't look that off, but not something i aim for (the canine pussy part).

>>96014 Not something I actively desire, but wouldn't say no to a monster girl just because she has a weird part. However a proper foxtaur would be nice and fluffy.

>>96014 I very much prefer human bits there if given the choice.

>In a certain region of the Okayama Prefecture, if a female squats at a toilet, a fox (kitsune) shapeshifted into a mikoshi-nyūdō would appear and say menacingly, "Wipe your butt? Wipe your butt? (尻拭こうか、尻拭こうか)." Why are they like this?

>>96116 Why are japs so infatuated with foxes anyway. Where I live those stupid things just cause noise all night. I live at the outskirts of my town and where it ends there's a small river separating it from the forest, so the wildlife is not so scared of approaching. Lately every fucking night I hear their infernal noises followed by dumbass dogs barking at them. It's all >AAAHHH >WOOF WOOF >AAAHHH >WOOF WOOF >AAAHHH >WOOF WOOF For hours on end

>>96127 One of their mid-rank gods (Inari okami) is a fox-human hybrid. These are considered to be harbingers of good rice harvest (among other things) and, from what I know, foxes are their representatives. So they're traditionally worshipped.

>>96139 >fatass foxgirl shows up one day, claims that she's a messenger of inari okami >if you give her fried tofu, she'll make sure to extend her god's blessing to your town. >chase her off (as fast as she can walk at least) because your town already HAS an okami messenger (who has proof of her divinity) and she's not just freeloading damn scammers.

>>96219 >fatass foxgirl shows up >claims to be an inari okami, shows proof of divinity >promises to bless your ranch with unending harvests and eternal good weather >if only you surrender your guns and submit yourself to her >you pull out your multi-rocket launcher and chase her away >whatever may be the offer of the control hungry Oriental bitch, you will never surrender your freedom, no matter how much stuff she offers you in return

>>96139 The hell is up with this clown outfit, it probably takes her half an hour to get undressed for bath or sleep and then another half to get dressed up again

>>96248 Typical Oriental dress. I don't know where'd you get the "half an hour to undress", it's dead simple and can be taken off in twenty seconds or less. Putting it on would be a bit of a chore thanks to all the ribbons and bells and whistles, though.

>>96266 Yeah I bet that in the times of need the whole thing can just fall apart and slide down if you untie one ribbon because in a typical jap fashion, one of her main hobbies are esoteric rope tying methods. But good luck sorting out the resulting mess and getting them back on. "Bit of a chore" would be an understatement.

This is why having servants is the mark of an affluent and noble lady. Can you really say you kicked off your day of husband hunting without showing your best?

>>96327 In your dreams Wakamo. Everybody knows you're a broke ass bitch.

>>96267 in my foxcannon they just magic such trivial tasks in an instant. they will however, gaslight you into thinking they cant. after all, they would love having you help them put it on(the groping and kneading of her breasts are important for making them fill out the dress just right)