Just gonna ignore the faggot and remind you all that all vampires are weak to fire. If you absolutely have to get rid of a nasty vampire cunt plaguing your neighborhood, placing unjustified taxes on your town, trying to push your small business out of her way with her connections because of strict competition, or God forbid trying to claim (You), fire-based weapons are a must-have in your arsenal. Flamethrowers that can saturate an area with fire, incendiary grenades with white phosphorus fuel, and, if you're in a pinch, good ol' Molotov cocktails will do just fine.
You should also get yourself a fire-based partner, too. Ignises and Salamanders are ideal vampire counters, as they can directly manipulate fire. Lava golems are fine, too. Hellhounds and Ogres can be good as well, though they can't manipulate fire, they can carry large weights (such as fuel tanks for your flamethrower, as well as all your heavy beer bottles, steaks, root beer, and unregistered machine guns you'll need as a citizen of a free country). Plus, they're just good lifelong partners, big and strong women who have enough confidence to just assert their feelings and snatch Anon into their den so they could have a good time right away.