>>85979 It's a doggy dog world out there.

There are so many videos with this gruesome and claustrophobic cave exploring hobby, I wonder if there's a different kind of hobby related videos in the MGE world that are about cave exploring

>>85981 It's just Wurms talking about their homes. Incidentally, I want VERY BADLY for Miss Wurm to have a YouTube channel focused on caves and how neat she thinks they are.

>>85977 Kek, I would eat her croque madame with pleasure

>Ham sandwich More like I want a ham to sandwich my face between her you know whats

Big thread for pyro's and balrog's as they are getting ready to make jokes about the number.

>>85985 What's so cool about 85979?

>>85981 Mom I'm trying to bath here, I'm too old to play cave explorer with you

>>85981 Your bro happens to be an expert on this topic and would love you to play with him

>>85981 urge to sniff monster butt increases daily

>>85981 Great activity to play with friends

>>85981 >By the way, have you ever seen the movie Innerspace?

the dog smugs smugly, knowing you cannot resist

>>85992 Ears too smol.

PSA: Little monster girls are ideal girls-next-door, pupils, party members, comically outmatched rivals or adopted daughters. And also girlfriends, lovers or wives.

>>85994 LITTLER

>>85992 Is she smug because she thinks I'm some sort of pit lover? a pit sniffer? a pit fucker? ...how did she know.

>>85995 neighbors so little, your apartment can be their entire apartment complex like imagine a row of lockers or like a shelf but it's full of fairy-size studio apartments, shoeboxes and doll furniture included, and each tenant pays you rent in services like dressing up as yourr favorite annie-may characters, onahole duty, helping you paint your wargaming army, digging spare change from between the couch cushions, etc.. Maybe some non-fairy residents too like card-sized trumparts, small rat, automaton nanite battalion (not a full swarm but she's(they're?) getting there) though small folk actually needing an apartment complex like this is certainly some sort of recession indicator.

>>85997 I have a spare bedroom that I would be OVERJOYED to rent out to fairies. OVER. JOYED.

>>85997 fairies don't seem like the "pay rent" type. it'll be one of those things where you hear noises in your attic and then a whole hive of them have moved in

>>85995 A night of stretching with a fairy sounds extremely enticing

>>85999 Honestly I just want them to do basic chores. I don't need money. I need to be less lonely.

>>86000 >>85995 >Little girls(large)

>>86002 All red-blooded Anons want to be dommed by short stacks.

>>86003 Dominant sweaty shortstack brats make my pp hard. I want to lick the sweat off their bodies while they smug at me.

>>86003 >All Nah there are ones that want to dom lolis.

>>86005 No, those are BLUE-blooded Anons.

>>86008 Fucking animal... But if it were Dormouse whiskers on the other hand...

>>86008 I want to take a H'orc into the bath with me and scrub her throughly with soap, shampoo and conditioner until she's pristine clean

>>86003 >dommed by short stacks. I don't want to dom or be dommed by them, I just want to be loved by them

>>86011 Ah, the rare purple blooded Anon!

>>86011 SAME

OK, before we completely lose this Caturday to VILLAINOUS DOGS, here's some cat pics chosen for their DEEPLY EROTIC nature: They're all Cait Sith so I am using Catbox https://files.catbox.moe/jwv5x0.webp https://files.catbox.moe/1p2dca.jpeg https://files.catbox.moe/fuue6o.jpeg https://files.catbox.moe/crdqnv.webp https://files.catbox.moe/4b0bza.webp https://files.catbox.moe/9qatip.webp

>>86014 https://files.catbox.moe/irpdp3.jpg

>>86015 The cait sith is truly the most erotic of the catmono.

Remember to report the pest that got rangebanned on /jp/

>>86017 My kiki rangebanned me because I just kept making instant mac and cheese on the stovetop.

Shog gives you free rein to experiment in the kitchen with the ingredients she provides.

>>86019 And that's why she is Best Meido.

>>85981 Is there an equivalent of proctologist but for females? I want to do that and finger monster girls

>>86021 There is but you have to do it with your tongue

>>86022 It's called "tongue punching her fartbox"

Reminder that you are not immune to batkots.

>>86025 y monster girl pic so smol

>>86024 Reminder that batkots aren't immune to me either!

OK, I'm going to bed now, so I'll be helpless if, say, a cute oomukade wanted to sneak into bed with me. And I am sleeping next to a space heater if any cold mamono wander in looking for warmth. Hint, hint.

>>85774 >anon travels far and wide, draining his savings and pre-draining his essence before going on the most perilous journeys known to man to acquire the venom >looks at the vial of purple liquid he risked his life for >looks both ways in his empty laboratory >sips it >mm... mm! >finishes it >looks out the window >pens his family another melodramatic letter about not seeing them again for years

>>86028 Quote from local man who woke up alone again

You mirin' brah?

>>86019 >shogmeat's been in the pan on high for 25 minutes >barely browned >she forgot to not make it fireproof