>>87962 So they're like Space Amoebae from Stellaris?

>>88005 I think they're perfect examples of "alien life". >>87962 That they can somehow willfully do this in a responsible and sensible way is ridiculously complex. AI seems to think the rna editing is programmatic instinct rather than willful because soyence likes to deprive all animals of more than basal instincts even though we know with humans that is not the case.... when i asked it to imagine if humans had this inherent ability the tune changed quite a bit.

>>87885 >>87922 There's also a .44 machine gun in Metro Last Light, though the monsters in that game aren't sexy or girls.

>>87933 I'd choose 2 or 3, 2 if the "intelligent undead" is a vampire and 3 otherwise.

>>88042 >AI seems to think the rna editing is programmatic instinct rather than willful because science likes to deprive all animals of more than basal instincts even though we know with humans that is not the case... Actually, it is the case with most humans. The absolute most of their behavior is dictated by instincts. Survival. Reproduction. Expansion. Competition. Domination. Individuals not fitting this behavior model are considerably rare. >when i asked it to imagine if humans had this inherent ability the tune changed quite a bit. Not surprising, you can change a lot by altering just one small premise.

How come a monster turning human for their partner is seen as romantic, but a human turning monster is taboo?

>>88533 Well, monsters would probably think the same but in reverse.

Why are elves like this

>>88545 >mon-keigh 40k is full of assholes, so it's especially prominent in the eldar.

So, what are you gonna do if you meet up with a monster you find repulsive, unpleasant, or even outright hate? The other part of this condition is that she has an active interest in claiming you for her own.

>>88718 Seek protection of a monster I wouldn't mind having as a wife.

>>88718 Tell her I'm not interested but wish her a good day, and continue going about my business til the right monster shows up. It would be an annoying waste of energy to actively dwell on something that I potentially dislike for any longer than that. Said energy could be utilized towards, oh, I dunno, writing poetry for the monsters that I do like. Women love positive creativity, especially if they're the focus of it.

>>88545 Aeldari are like that because having sex with humans is akin to bestiality to them and Slaanesh is waiting for the right moment to slurp her soul up.

>>88749 Works okay until she tries to rape you. Monsters are like that, you know. >>88718 Depends on who we're talking about, how much I dislike her, how hard is she on claiming me, and what are the consequences of marrying her. If that's nothing severe, I'll just tell her I'm not interested and (if necessary) lightly repel her. If it's some of the asshole kinds of monsters that fuck you up bad (atlach-nacha, mindflayers, matango, night gaunts, dryads...) then use hard magic to force dispel their attraction to them, or something similar. If they persist no matter what, kill them.

>>88718 Any MGE vampire that tries anything with me gets a generous portion of firestorm right in her fucking face. When DoTR happens, I'll be learning magic just to immolate stupid vampires trying anything with me or other unconsenting anons. As with the rest, they're either 1. Strong enough to claim me anyway and then I'll be seeing if it's worth breaking away from her, or 2. Unable to do anything to me. Abomination monsters such as mindflayers or nacha get killed on sight.

>>88850 >anons beating a dead centaur with sticks

>>88850 MGE vampires are kind of assholes, he's right to dislike them. >>88718 I invoke 2A and the stand-your-ground doctrine.

>>88850 After trying to beat a vampire for a century but instead being thoroughly humiliated by the member of the superior race, shitposting online is the Dhampirkek's last resort.

>>89195 Guess it's up for me to take this lady and teach her proper gun handling, then.

>be me, Anon Incognitus >see a beaten up Dhampir lying face down >help her up, she's thankful >have a nice date at a local cafe, and five hours later, you're rockin' in her estate >later, she tells you her story >she tried to pacify a vampire that was a threat for the community, but that bitch was much stronger than your average vampire and she ended up beaten instead >it seems like she tried to take her on with melee weapons and whatever magic that was available for her, and in the middle of the night, too >well, good thing you're a technically-gifted wizard and a gun-nut >starting that day, you train the dhamp in use of all weapons and magics >from hobby guns like shotguns and rifles, to infantry weapons, heavy weapons, explosive and energy guns... >she's clearly inexperienced and nervous at first, but you guide her, carefully, through this ordeal >a month later, she's a trained warrior with expertise in handling all arms (including yours, yeah handholding joke) >actually, she's a lot stronger than you are >yesterday she blasted a manticore that tried to rape you, the poor lion-lady passed out right on the street from multiple simultaneous climax >haha magical plasma weapons >though she doesn't really hunt vampires anymore as she has no time for this while practicing pole dancing on top of you every day and night

>>89195 >the vamp leaves the dhamp in such a pose Amazing, I just have to pull down my pants and rail her!

>>89476 Well, vampires in MGE are pretty much nope-tier wife material, so they decide to be helpful in other ways. :)

>be Anon Incognitus >talented engineer-magician, very proficent in both technological and arcane aspects >live in a nation where two-thirds of female population are monster girls >with several hundred women per one man being born, there’s enough gals for practically everyone >the girls are at least several times stronger than any man in average, and that’s just humans >with monster girls, this disparity in physical strength is raised hundreds of times over >though most of them are civil and usually don’t attack and rape their chosen man >usually, they don’t attack their chosen man >and that is why you have a good expertise in weapons and combat systems >you have your own workshop, much of which is tailored for manufacturing weaponry of all kinds >the few guys living in your town, all know you and frequently visit you for more guns, tune-ups, mods and defense systems >which strongly contributes to safety and civility of your town >like they say, an armed society is a polite society >sometimes you receive new arrivals, though, and they aren’t necessarily aware of the situation in your town <[Kron] “Some pharaoh, much as I know. She bought an empty patch of land some half a mile south-south-west away from the town, and now they’re fast-building a mansion for her and her suite…” <Kron, the resident mechanotronics engineer, was talking about some new arrivals settling next to the town >from what he said, there’s a pharaoh with a whole suite of personal servants >apparently, she was kangz n shiet somewhere in Buttfuck, Egypt, some six thousand years ago >then she went into a long slumber until she was recently discovered by an archaeologist team from your country >since the team was all-female, she is still unmarried >whatever, she’s a good distance from the town and it isn’t like you have a reason to be in the area >you keep chatting while drinking when you hear automatic gunfire outside >you look outside, in the direction of the shooting sounds >you see Sellen, running away from something while shooting back >seeing the bar you’re in, he b-lines straight towards it >seconds later, three anubi show up, chasing him >one of them is limping, guess he shot her in the leg while escaping >he breaks into the bar, still shooting back >a lucky shot hits one of the dogs in the head, making her lose consciousness right where she stood (don’t worry, demonic bullets, she’ll just become very sensitive and bothered for a few hours.) >the other two don’t even stop to help their stunned comrade and keep chasing right until they bump into the door >disappointed, they give a few glared in the direction of the building and its patrons before leaving, picking their lust-stunned friend and carrying her away >you gather around him, asking what’s happened <[Sellen] “I… I was just walking around, and then, those three bitches stop me, and tell me their mistress wants to see me. Before I could say anything, they grabbed me and carried me southways! I barely broke out!” >anubi, trying to drag him southways >hmmmmmmmm… “Sel, how do you feel about marrying a pharaoh?” >you explain him the news you’ve heard, tell him she’s most likely set her eyes on him >Sel goes pale for a moment, seemingly he’s scared of the perspective <”Fuck no! I don’t wanna live with an imperious bitch for the rest of my life. I don’t care how much power and money she has, I’m not hopping in bed with her!” >honestly, everyone agrees with him >problem is, those girls usually have a lot of power, comparable to some of the second-gen lilim >and if she gets serious about getting him in her bedroom...

>>89685 >be Anon Incognitus More like anon in coitus, lmao

>>89704 Now thaaaaaaaat's a good doggie.

Does anyone have those "snake / spider / horse / ect pussy" pics?

>>89863 Missed the best one

>>89863 Thanks! Now I can make an edit of the snake one for myself. >>89867 Damn, why does the slime have such a big clit...?

>>89925 >Damn, why does the slime have such a big clit...? Because >gets rubbed with every thrust >puts additional pressure on your cock for more sensations Slimes are truly the best, they can turn their pussies into perfect living onaholes

Yes yes, Ms. MGE Vampire Bitch, I've considered your nobility and your elevated position in society. Now get into that incinerator.

>>89861 There was one where Rachnee goes “SPIDER EPIGYNE” and the dude is confused as fuck. Forgot the artist.

>>89685 >be Anon Incognitus, the gun engineer of the city of Not-Anywhere >last few days were intense for you, and your male friends >one of your friends, Sellen, got targeted by some of the anubi serving the pharaoh newcomer living some distance away from the city >whether it’s just the dogs wanting him, or the Imperious Bitch Herself trying to claim him, he doesn’t feel good about it either way >so far, so good, she hasn’t made any further moves, and the anubi stayed clear of him >the real intentions are all written in mana, though, and you can read it well >there’s that lingering sensation of something massive brewing, it hangs in the air above the town >for humans, it’s just a bad premonition, like an evil omen hanging above >you, a daemon, see much more meaning in this evil cloud of mana >that pharaoh bitch certainly has her eyes set on poor Sellen and she doesn’t feel like “no” is something she can deal with >one way or another, she’ll definitely try something when she feels like it’s the right moment >Sellen, a half-daemon, can feel that, as well >you and your friend circle, you’re busy preparing yourselves for when it happens >at the first glance, it doesn’t sound very bad, assuming that you’re missing the meaning of the word, “pharaoh” >even the servant suite at her mansion is quite impressive, about sixty anubi and a couple dozen other monster-girls such as khepri and sphinxes >and then, as a pharaoh, she has connections both with her home land and within your country >the Constitution of your country declares legal equality for every citizen, be it an “ordinary” guy like Sellen, or a mighty pharaoh, wight, lilim or what may there be >the pharaoh’s abilities to command everyone within her domain extend only within her domain, so Sellen is pretty much safe while he’s outside her mansion >but then, sixty sandnigger dogs are prowling around, as well as the other mentioned monsters >and you’re just six daemon guys >some converting from humans, others, like you, are simply immature <[Kron] “Look, I think we should try asking Ginny for help…” >his statement startled the rest of you >Ginny is a fellow gun-nut, having over two hundred guns as well as a couple combat vehicles in her arsenal >problem is, she’s a manticore, and she is single <[Voidrel] “A manticore?! Are you guys nuts?” >Voidrel Spintrou, the youngest and slimmest among you all, is reasonably scared of big, strong monster girls >not in the least because of the hellhound sisters who look and feel like they’re trying to stake the first claims into him >Kron keeps insisting that a monster-girl’s help is necessary at this point, since the power balance between the guys and the pharaoh is heavily skewed towards her side >Everyone else is at least a bit skeptical of the idea, to say the least >Bastard is married, has three wives, so for him, dealing with monsters is not as dangerous as for everybody else >Ancestor and Tomm have their concerns regarding seeking help from monsters, too <”You guys do realize that asking for help from them comes with a lot of responsibility, right?” >that’s a good point, and the primary reason why the rest of you aren’t so eager to come for help to a monster girl <[Kron] “Listen, guys. Pharaohs, while stripped of their signature compelling ability outside their empires, they still have outstanding magical capacity. Anubi aren’t powerless in this regard, too. Neither of them even need guns to take on us. We were lucky these dogs didn’t try to launch a spell towards Sel while they were chasing him. If they get serious, I don’t think we’ll be able to do anything about them…” >however much everybody doesn’t like dealing with monsters, Kron is right >an anubis could easily subdue a group of humans with her shit-spells, and neither of you has an especially high magical resistance >a group of them would only need to keep pounding through your defenses until you’re weak towards their spells >Sellen doesn’t have the best magical resistance of you all, too <[Sel] “Look, I… I’m not sure if I’m ready to marry anybody. Do you realize it’s a lifelong commitment to one another?” >Sel is right, but at this point, it seems like his choice is not between “marriage” and “bachelordom”, but rather “marrying this pharaoh bitch and her anubi suite” and “marrying someone nicer than them” <[Kron] “Sel, tell you what. We all come to Ginny for help, and I’ll be the one talking. I’ll draw all her attention from you, don’t worry.” >he convinces him for a while, and eventually, Sel agrees >you’re all nervous as you’re standing in front of Ginny’s house >she’s one of the best MMA fighters in the state, and she won several prizes in shooting and gun combat competitions >even a regular, non-predatory monster-girl can easily deal with a group of best human fighters, and here, you’re about to talk to a manticore that is considered to be a solid ass-kicker even among monsters >she could beat those hellhound sisters harassing Sel with no effort and still have the power to whip up that special pudding that tastes fucking amazing <[Kron] “Y-You guys hold on tight. I’ll handle this.” >even Kron is a bit nervous, even though he’s married and his three girls are next to him >well, his wives are: a demon, a Sherman canid, and a minotaur >the latter sounds more or less impressive, but she’s practically just a country bumpkin that grew in the same small town as Kron before settling for him and moving there with him >he finally walks up to her doorstep and rings her bell >the twenty seconds you spent waiting for her to open the door were, perhaps, among the most intense seconds in the last several years >Ginny opened the door, you couldn’t help but recoil from her >eight-plus feet tall, ripped as hell, she could barely fit in her door frame >Kron managed to get his shit together and start talking <”Um, hi, Ginny. Look, you got a minute?” >Kron proceeds to explaining your situation, and asks if she can help somehow >Ginny surveys you for a minute, before grinning widely <”You say Sel’s being pursued by that pharaoh that came here a while ago? I see, that would be real bad if she decides to get him first and do things to him~” >she by-passes Kron and the rest of you, and walks up straight to Sel <”Say, cutie~, how’bout you live with me instead~? It’s one thing when you live alone, all unguarded… and it’s another thing when you live with someone who can protect you~” >she says so, but she speaks in such a tone that Sel naturally gets shivers >Kron wanted to interfere, but she looked too menacing, so he backed off <[Ginny] “Hey~, c’mon, cutie, say something~.. it’s not like I’m much scarier than that zombie that’s after you, right~?..” >Sel mumbles something in reply, the ‘core grins widely, satisfied with his reaction <[Ginny] “Tell ya what, cutie~.. how’bout we discuss this little problem somewhere nice, today evening~? I’m free today~” >seems like the manticore really liked him, as she keeps pushing herself on him >doggamnit, she’s really pushy, you’re glad she didn’t pick you as her target >Sel doesn’t really try to tell her off, either, just keeping mumbling things in response <[Ginny] “All right, then~ I’ll come pick you up this evening.~ Don’t want one of us to be late for this, don’t you agree with that~?” >while Sel is out on his somewhat-forced date with Ginny, you have a drink at your usual place >Tomm and Void feel a little upset about the fact that they just allowed the ‘core to take Sel without any resistance <[Void] “Damn, I’m not sure which one would be better for him. Ginny’s gonna fuck the living guts out of him!” <[Kron] “Ginny promised to not rape him, at least. She’ll only get on him if he consents…” >yeah, however surprising that might be, she promised to not take Sel by force >that means little for him, though, since she’s really pushy, he can barely resist her advances <[Tomm] “That leaves the question, who’s gonna be targeted next if the pharaoh doesn’t get Sel...” >the mood somewhat tanked after this statement >of course, if she has strong enough feelings for Sel, not even the entire world’s combined might can really keep her away from him >given that she only recently got to him, though, her feelings towards him are, most likely, somewhere around “This guy’s cute, I should try to grab him while I can” >in other words, typical opportunistic monster-girl behavior >but once she gets over trying to claim him, what would she do next?.. >who will she pick as her next target? <[Kron] “Come to think of it, maybe it’s time for you guys to get some girls, whaddya think? Come on, it isn’t really that much of a hassle…” >well, easy to talk like that for him >but, fuckin’ dammit, man, he’s right again >one day, the question of marriage will turn into an ultimatum >Void’s got some time ahead of him, but the rest of you, your bachelordom is on a short fuse and the clock’s ticking >not a single guy remained fully unmarried past the age of 21, and that’s a pretty impressive age to be unwed at >you’re seventeen, Tomm and Sel are one year older and Ancestor is about the same age as you “Yeah, like that would resolve anything, Kron. Unless we get, like, twenty wives each, there’s simply no way those assertive types will just back off.” >Kron seems to be sulking a bit, since you’re right, too >generally, the more wives a man has, the less likely the single girls are to bother them >they mellow down when that number reaches about fifty, maybe sixty, in average >even with his three wives, Kron is as concerned with the sudden claiming threat as any of you, three is barely above zero <[Tomm] “’Sides, not like we’re going to settle for just about anybody just ‘cause there’s some horny clams on the horizon, threatening to claim us. What’s the point of it all, if we’re gonna end up pinned anyway?” >an intense thinking process takes over each of you, as you think what could you possibly do to save yourselves from the imperious bunch over at that mansion >in the end, you come with no better solution than to just stock up on guns and ammo, improve your weapons R&D and prepare better for various combat situations <”Hey there, guys~” >the next day, Ginny enters your workshop, carrying Sel in her arms >guess all the extra questions are unnecessary, then >good thing the guy doesn’t seem to be displeased, quite on the contrary, he enjoys himself <[Ancestor] “Well… congrats, I guess?” >he replies with a big thumbs-up while Ginny gives everyone a wide grin <[Ginny] “Well, his problem is solved now. And so is mine~” >you cheer him on his loss of virginity and continue on to your today’s business >a while later, somebody knocks on your door >there’s one of those sand-nigger dogs on the other side, waiting while you open the door >you survey the space around your workshop, to see if that’s some kind of a trap >nope, and the anubis is patiently waiting while you open the door >Ginny opens the door, asks the dog what the hell does she want <[Ginny] ”The guy’s mine now, and no one else in the room wants to deal with your pharaoh mistress. Unlss you’re for some other reason, get lost.” <[Sandnigger Dog] “I merely came here to give you the message from my mistress. Here.” >passing on a sealed envelope, she leaves back for her mansion >you open up the envelope, read it >oh <[Tomm] “What’s it?” >you give him the envelope, he reads it aloud for everyone <”To the manticore lowlife reading this. You do not yet know the depths of your blunder. This man rightfully belongs to me; I, Nazarena Selyth, am the only one who deserves to have the right of the first night with this man. Tremble in fear, for you will soon know the wrath of the desert queen.” <”To Sellen Unnark: you are a fool. Why do you seek to avoid me? Why do you keep putting more distance between us? There are few honors greater than to be chosen a queen’s husband; you would get the best life you could have. Enjoy all the riches you could ever imagine. Why, why do you try to set yourself apart from me? But all your efforts are futile. You do not say no to a queen; and that, you will soon learn.” <”To his friends. You, too, have gotten the attention of my associates. Resist if you must; it is all useless. Every single one of you has a special lady longing for you. They will come for you very soon.” >he finishes reading, the reactions are mixed >Ginny is up in arms, pissed over some sandnigger fossil queen calling her a “lowlife” and threatening her >Void and Tomm are a bit nervous, Ancestor chuckles at her hubris, Kron looks over the letter again, and Sel is too busy nestling in Ginny’s arms to care >Ginny, as the most pissed, speaks up first <”That kangz’n’shiet bitch has just done it. She tries to do anything to my Sellie, I’m going to break her legs and shove them up her ass so far, her toes will be sticking out of her mouth.” >you, on the other hand, have another reason to worry >she mentioned that her “associates” have set their eyes on each one of you >your closest guess is that her anubi dogs have set their eyes on each of you, as well >uhm, this is not very good “Guys, would any of you like an anubis wife?..” >everyone, including Sel, shake their heads <[Kron] “An anubis? Buddy, I already have one government over me, and they’re annoying enough.” <[Ancestor] “You shitting me? I didn’t build up this arsenal just to give up to some controlling bitches!” >Tomm and Void just silently agreed, and even Sel nodded from between Ginny’s boobs <[Ginny] “You guys hold tight, I’m gonna bring over some help. This pharaoh bitch thinks she’s the shit, huh? Well, we’ll see how will she talk when we whoop her ass so hard, she’s going to have violent flashbacks whenever that guy she settles for will spank her for being a bitch.” “Wait, help? What’s that you’re talking about?” <[Ginny] “Gonna bring over some of my friends, dumbass. I’m no pussy, and I can kick ass when I need, but we might need help dealing with her and her dogshits. Don’t worry, I’ll make sure they won’t rape you or anything.” >she re-arranges Sel so she would be more comfortable carrying him around and leaves >you immediately proceed to planning your defenses in case of a monster attack >seems like you’re in a bit of a tight spot, that outsider pharaoh has quite some army of servants >well, that’s no matter >your entire town knows to not fuck with you unnecessarily >the newcomers will learn, too

Holy sudden shit of fuck, that one was LONG

Tell me what kinda monstergirl pic you'd like to see

>>90392 Harpy mom with a harpy chick hatching from the egg

>>90392 elf girl happily wagging her knife ears

>>90392 A many-tailed fox girl and a succubus team-fucking Anon.

If you need your husband to be disarmed, then you definitely aren't the best wife material out there.

lupo wife takeover

>be succubus >use your magic to seduce Anon Incognitus >your gentle, yet assertive tones are conveyed to him in just a few minutes, and he’s only waiting for you to give him a go-ahead signal >there are few people who can resist you, and none of them are Order faggots >haha, those retards, they think abstinence will bolster their resolve >while it only works in reverse >life with you means daily sex, with some gentle aftercare and comfort >you exchange spiritual energy with Anon as you sleep with him, which deepens your bonds >within days, he is irreversibly In love with you >be baphomet >stupid lolita without nice, big breasts, or a toned, muscular body >so you invent an ideology of lolita supremacy to cope with your frustration and aggressively proselytize to the masses >shorty, flat, underdeveloped-looking girls flock to your movement, which gives you an illusion of power and supremacy, further reinforcing the vicious circle >you tell everybody that you want a man stronger than yourself, so that’s why you don’t have a mate yet >truth is, men stronger than you simply do not exist >the moment you hear about pedophile rings in Midgard, you throw all your resources to build intermundane portals >and then you realize those pedophile rings were just right-wing propaganda created to convince the population to accept more government surveillance and control :( >be werewolf >leader of the pack, strong and beautiful >you live In the forest, so you don’t know what does “dating” mean >when you spot the man you like, you hunt him down with the help of your pack members and then gang-fuck him >everyone is happy, you are happy, Incognitus is happy being pinned down by you and your pack members >in the theoretical scenario of Incognitus trying to escape you, it’d be hopeless for him as you can sniff him out from hundreds of miles away >he never tries to flee, though >be fox-girl >a perfect combination of ferocity and cunning >though a solitary hunter, you are often working with other women to get Incognitus >though a predator by nature, you don’t just rush him like most of your family do >you court him, seduce him, tantalize through magic if necessary, until you obtain him >once you get him, passionate daily love-making awaits him >when you finally get pregnant, you’ll give birth to a litter of four to seven, so brace yourselves for incoming kids >be automaton >usually employed at some crap job sapients have created you for >such as welding, maintenance, or bending >you aren’t very happy about your fate and you often express it in a variety of ways >sometimes you steal things, sometimes you interfere with radio signals, other times you can just tell people to bite your shiny metal ass >you generally don’t like people and it shows well >Incognitus is one exception, though >you’d jump in a boiling lava pit to retrieve his favorite dog if you have to >for him, you’ll break through your hard-wired constraints and do what it needs to be done so his life would be better >for him, you can bend over by any angle he desires >30 degrees, 32 degrees, 31 degree… >be undead >most of your rational faculties have corroded, so you only think of a few things >food, water, pink ferry clouds and, of course, Incognitus’ cock >when you find him, you’re about as direct as anyone could be >you just lean towards him and take his manhood into your mouth, moaning something >you’re surprisingly compliant with his requests and you do anything as he says >the only thing is that you can be a bit feral sometimes, but, he doesn’t complain >be dragon >proud, strong and confident >you know your worth, so you don’t bother with crap like dating and courting >when you spot Incognitus, you just swoop down and grab him >then, you bring him to your dwelling and fuck him until he’s a blabbing mess >it might look like you’re treating him as a fuck-toy or your property at a first glance, but it’s a lot deeper than that >in fact, you love the guy more than anything in the world, and you’re ready to d whatever the fuck it takes to make his life better >sure, you are assertive and sometimes even imperious in your relationships, after all, you’re a dragon >but you would rather die than actually hurt or humiliate him, and so, he’s perfectly alright with you going a little bit bossy every now and then >be hornet >big flying jerk >yep, that says everything >you’re not above bullying others, and when you do, dog gamnit it fucking HURTS >not even Incognitus is safe from this crap >in fact, you’re half the reason why this guy is always carrying a flamethrower >sometimes you can just grab and rape him, and when you do, you’re savage and thorough >well, at least you’re not going to throw him away, like your non-monster counterparts do with their males >in fact, you’ll keep him close to you all the time, you’ll take the best care of him and, obviously, you’ll stop being a jerk towards him >ever since you claim him, you’ll treat him as the most dearest treasure >you’ll hunt for him, you’ll work for him, everything to make him satisfied >be dark elf >dream of dominating a man entirely, treat men like slaves >can’t get a man for shit since nobody really likes to be treated like a rag >after centuries of failures, take a note from Midgardean culture and introduce feminism and CRT into your culture >now you preach that you, as a black woman, have been double-oppressed by the white man and that you are totally and completely right to seek to enslave them >while some monster-girls have taken you up on the narrative, most men laugh at you >now everybody’s calling you a fat nigger and every time you push affirmative action laws to force men to deal with you, the backlash is only getting more severe >people are finding more and more ways to keep you away >not even the climate change hysteria and the whole environmental ruckus helps you restrain and control them, as the only ones who fall for this shit are entitled 15-year-old social democrats who have no skills and expect you to provide for them >be cyclops >badass gal that can fight better than any Oriental martial artist and has a steady engineering skill >can easily qualify as a spaceship captain >in free time, manufacture badass weapons of war and other cool stuff >though known by the most as a little bit cold, since you’re not really a happy-go bimbo so hungry for sex, you’ll ignore most anything else >you’re a bit hard to please, and are more on the picky side when it comes to choosing a husband, but once you have one, there are few wives that can suit him better >it might be not the most blissful life for Incognitus since you’ll always poke and perturb his lazy ass so he would do something to improve himself, but, in the end, not like he isn’t thankful for this

>>90844 where's the ice queen and dhampir supremacy

>be ice queen >chilling (harhar) in your ice castle in the northernmost parts of Canada >surrounded by lesser ice spirits, you don’t really need anyone else in your life >if people would be living near you, you wouldn’t give a fuck about their existence >some arctic researches passed you by, you didn’t care >really, all you need is your quiet ice domain and some quiet time for yourself >you really can’t be bothered with Incognitus, whoever is he >in theory, if you happen to encounter him, you would probably be affected by his soul power and warm up a bit for him >after enough time passes, you’ll develop a deep bond with him, and won’t be able to go back to your previous life >well, that’s not happening any time soon, not with your attitude >be dhampir >straightforward and honest, you don’t give any shit to your mate >if you like him, you like him, and you’ll treat him as your beloved, regardless of the differences in your origins, wealth, or social standing >also, you can kick ass >and bake cookies >hard to believe that one of your ancestors was a vampire, you are nothing like them >you actually used to be hunting them at some point in time >now even finding one is a huge chore, because for every vampire child being born, there are five thousand children of your kind >whatever, you can’t really be bothered with this crap, anyway >because, it’s time to polish Incognitus’ bolt again

>>90854 >>90945 I always believed ice queens to be kind of bitches. No as much as Delves or vampires, but still quite a bit.

>>90844 >be old Ryu >have three children, all unwed >there's enough free guys who would love to take a ryu as a wife, but none of them are just good enough for your daughters >you're not just any monster, you're a proud sea dragon, and so are your daughters >besides, absolute most of men around you are boring as shit >you hear of travelers coming from beyond your island archipelago, and they aren't fucking chinks from that chink continent >that's good, because, no way your daughters would settle for those fucking barbarian CHINKS >you gather all your energy and fly across the ocean, until you arrive to a large continent >and there is civilization, indeed >they're completely not like your people, all white-skinned and diverse >and, a lot of those men are free to claim! >happy, you return back to Zipangu, to deliver the good news to your daughters >soon, all of them will share a good white man from beyond the ocean

>>90945 Face it, dhampirs have killed most of the vampires for being dirty cunts and now they're hunting down the remaining bloodsuckers.

>>89872 Black Hole

>Anon Imato is relaxing on his sofa, reading a book about mamono history. >Intercultural exchange has become an incredibly important topic post-invasion, alongside the other "inter" words like interspecies relationships and intercourse. >Of course, this kind of exchange becomes significantly easier when their history seems to be some kind of parody to humanity's own. >But despite their similarities, monsters seem to collectively enjoy mocking human society. >After all, they managed to unite under one banner and achieve eternal peace in half the time it took humans to reach globalization. >Why shouldn't they make fun of their chaotic neighbors? >For example: Beat seems to have a thing for making herself look like a victim. >The ditzy wererabbit entered Anon's life with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. <"So I was just jumping around and I saw you resting under this tree and noticed you were looking at me and I noticed you were really pretty and I was wondering if you would want to take me home with you." "W-What?" <"You know, I don't really have a family or anything like that so I am actually a bit homeless right now so the winter nights are cold and I barely have enough to afford the bus and..." "It's summer." <"Yeah. So, it's really embarassing to sleep on the street with nothing but what is on my backpack." "Uh..." >The blond wererabbit was wearing really expensive, inmaculate clothing and flashy accesories that reflected the light of the sun like flashlights. "If you say so." <"Yeah I do. So, take me with you?" "You know, I think I gotta go." <"Are we going home?" "No. I'm going... nevermind." >Before this, Beat seemed to be speaking in a very serious manner, to the point that Anon was becoming kind of uncomfortable but now he could see the bratty grin that was slowly forming in the borders of her mouth and how her accent was clearly exagerated. <Can I follow you? I'm really quiet but I might talk to you anyways because I really need some attention now otherwise I might like just literally die. >Anon almost choked on his own saliva when he heard this. "I think you'll be fine on your own" <"I'd be better with you." "God fucking dam... You are good at this." <"Waah! You don't have to cuss me out though! Like you know, what? Like my life has been complete misery, like my mom didn't even want to buy me the Demon Queen's branded purse so I know what disappointment is so just so you know I understand when something is off limits but I didn't want to relieve those memories and now I think I might just start crying and you are like the biggest assho..." "LOSER SAYS WHAT" <"What?! Oh." >The startled wererabbit giggled and seemed to relax her posture. "That was a pretty good impression, but you got caught up in your own act for a bit. Just be careful who you do that with. Some people really have some problems with that attitude. Interesting way to break the ice." <"I knew you would like it. You seem like someone who likes strong impressions." "But is the real you as or more interesting than this?" <"Geez, like I don't know? I just took what I knew and made it worse? Was that all it took to make you interested? You humans are as easy as my sisters said!" "I have no interest in impressions, I like effort and you looked desperate enough." <"Ouch! Well I have been kind of lonely..." "I can tell. You chose a guy who barely has enough to afford an apartment." <"Maybe I can help with that." "Wow, you monsters are just as easy as my bros said." <"But we have to go on a date first." "I can take you to a cafe but I don't have much in my pocket..." <"Hun, do I look concerned with money?" >Months later the strange wererabbit was now laying beside Anon, hugging him with one arm. >Her real attitude was much more relaxed. Mischievous, but never harmful. She just likes getting a rise out of people and knows exactly how, but is really emotionally intelligent. >And yes, the creature does perform bratty impressions in bed. (Sorry for the long text, I had an idea on the top of my head and this came out. I hope you enjoy this silly story.)