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General Monster Girl Thread #6 Anonymous 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:35:46 No. 33763
Thread for anything related to the topic of monster girls Previous thread: >>13284
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>>33763 Imagine how funny it must feel to rub a big tits fairy with your fingers.
>>33791 I've had onaholes with boobs before. Even that was pretty fun.
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Please, do not fuck the Deep Ones.
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>>33960 They are called deep ones because i'm going to be so deep inside them it's going to feel like the mariana trenches in terms of pressure.
Anyone want to nerd out about monster girl anatomy?
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>>36145 Elaborate.
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>>36498 Exactly that. It doesn't seem to be much of a thing in general, but i like imagining the specific details about the anatomy of how monstergirls work, thinking about how their inner structures could be constructed to not only exist with the outwardlly appearance that they have, but also be completely functional. About that specific image, do you know if there are any scans online? I looked it up but i don't see any, and i doubt getting a copy is possible. His stuff looks amazing. I can only locate the same 4 pics that are in gelbooru already, and a couple of photographs of stuff like a lamia. Apparently the book comes with a full color page of the monstergirl to the left and then the breakdown anatomy on the right.
>>36502 Doesn't seem to be a book, but a series of articles published in the DDD magazine.
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>>36509 Welp. Searching r34 and exhentai yields no results, except for what i've already seen. Some other people have been looking for it too, with no results as well. Hopefully it's not lost to time. To continue the topic however, is there some depiction of monstergirls that have always bothered you because it would be biologically unfeasable (big head wings, for example. Those would rip off your head of give you massive neck issues.). Or maybe some specific part of monstergirl anatomy that captivates you(aside from you know, big bazongas and that type of stuff). Stuff like how a human skelleton could be connected to an arthropod's exoskelleton, for example. For me it's this image. It seems to be the only one that correctly identifies that you would need to fuse the human hips with the horse shoulders in a centaur to give the human half stability. That way you can transfer the weight of the torso into the legs directly. A lot of people just connect the vertebras as is, which seems unfeasable as it requires increased musculature which also doesn't have any place to anchor. Having a hips/shoulders fusion also allows to safely store a second brain to handle all of the lower half functions(Not depicted, just what i imagine would make sense). Also, i do quite like that most seem to agree that the lungs would need to take the whole upper half to supply the lower half with oxygen, as the lower half already has plenty of space for a digestive system.
Guess i nerded out too hard.
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What do mimic babies look like, do they come out of the womb in small jewelry boxes or do their (treasure) chests grow along with them?
>>38100 The OG DnD mimic is a shapeshifter, meaning the chest isn't real, it's just transforming itself into something that looks like a chest. They are also not just chests, they can shapeshift into pretty much anything, but pop culture and derivative work eventually simplifies it down so much that questions like that start arising. For an alternative version however, you could have them function like a hermit crab, finding chests and emptying them before settling inside. Either way, they aren't born with a chest or jewelry, they acquire it later by imitating or stealing.
The 40k th. post is getting near. Should we do something special for the occasion? 40k themed backgrounds and the like.
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>Portals open. >Still too afraid of being called a creep to interact with the monster girls.
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>>39080 Couldn't be me. I'm going to be doing plenty of "hands on" research.
>>39105 Your choice of pictures suggests you're going to be the subject of that research.
>>33960 One of my favorite doujins in recent years. Wholesome as FUCK ending.
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>>39130 Every first contact is an oportunity for mutual understanding
Genshin got a new robot girl recently. Her name is Ineffa.
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>>39283 That hip design looks very familiar. Anyways. I personally like more the rougher robot designs. Stuff lat still makes it plenty obvious her body is made from synthetic materials. Or just straight up crossbreeds between a nightmare and brutal utilitarianism.
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>>39470 In the rare times I am in a mood for robots I too prefer them to look more robotic than a human with odd lines on their face or just metal hands. The more robotic the better and designs like what you posted, especially the the third image you posted with the transparent midsection, are very good. Calne Ca is very cool too. All of what I described with added big boobs and butt are what put me in a clanking mood. I would like to see Calne Ca with gooner proportions. It would be nice if the MGE automatons received more fanart. There is little on gelbooru.
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The trvemqnster mogs the cosplaythot "fox" when she speaks.
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>>39609 Robot girls with transparent midriffs are peak indeed. >I would like to see Calne Ca with gooner proportions. That's going to be very hard. Calne ca is a very old design, barely anyone remembers her anymore, and whatever artist still draw her are probably dedicated, so it's very unlikely you'll ever see her in the more modern exaggerated proportions.IMO, for the best. Normies already only think of Miku more as a porn character than as a vocaloid. As for MGE automatons, there is currently 274 pics in our galeries, so plenty to go by.
>>39611 >fake gachaslut """fox""" with no tails Good riddance, hope the snake vored her
Oh, since robots were a point of discussion, I would like to share a channel I am fond of. They use VRChat models of robot girls that seem to be part of a line or series of sorts. They do the occasional ambient and visual asmr video with a variety of their robot girls and they often do streams featuring their main one along with a voice changer of some kind to give the impression of the robot girl speaking. Even their unboxing videos have them wearing gloves for immersion. Perhaps other robot enthusiasts might like this channel's content. https://www.youtube.com/@OurVirtualTime/featured https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLhSsywxlBc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmbmTXCNGOU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPUg1-WAmYE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP7PnftJ-BY
>>39782 They also have a patreon with more "saucy" roleplays.
>>40000 While we're at it, anyone got that elf eldar it's eldar, none of that aealdari nu40k shit slut chart? Like Biel-tan being tsun and so on. Saw it years ago and never found it.
>>40014 Looked it up in danbooru, r34 and google, and nothing.
Do you think that beards are to monster the same what mofu is to humans?
>>40080 I would be honored if my monster wife likes my beard as much as a mofu addict likes fox tails.
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>>40000 Mechanicus 2 soon
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Millipedes are pretty cool right
Do you anons think AI/LLM girls fall under the robot girl category, or are they just fake 3DPDs?
>>41019 insectoid girls in general have the best balance between creepy and cute and this design in particular is great
>>41355 They're just a personality lacking a body, in my opinion, like a digital ghost or spirit. There's a fic out there with this premise, featuring a "succuvirus".
>>41355 I get the fake part but I fail to see how they can be called fake 3DPDs if they are not even flesh and blood. Not to mention some AI characters, from what I have seen, at least act upon good will for some so that takes away the PD part as well. Being fictional takes away the 3D part. Maybe I'm missing some context or meaning but I don't get that label at all. But considering their artificial nature, I would absolutely consider AI characters to be robot girls. But cooler and a bit more modern. What the heck is Miku staring like that for? She is the one who swallows.
got any good monster girl manga recommendations?
>>42000 Jitsu wa Watashi wa
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In Bionicle there's exactly one character who has tits, a 9 foot tall evil robot snake lady. Her accomplishments include seducing the protagonist to evil (temporarily), killing a warlord, and taking his giant spider army. There's a mod for Resident Evil Village that replaces Dimitrescu.
Imagine a fish girl who lays caviar, that are like slimegirls. And you reproduce with her, by fucking the caviar.
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>>42000 Dungeon no Osananajimi/ Dungeon Friends Forever is one of my favorite currently ongoing mangas and I think it deserves more attention.
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I am very grateful that some robot models come with extra abdominal padding or compatibility for such add-ons. It makes them very comforting to hug and squeeze. It also virtually removes any pain from rough intercourse due to the metal skeleton and adds a benefit of a nice "plap" sound with each thrust when lubricant is added. I am very happy with my purchase and I would happily recommend it to any automaton enthusiasts who like a softer woman or who come from a Brazilian heritage. 10/10 purchase.
>>44188 They need to come with bio-synthetic wombs though. Imagine getting to pick between biological (human boy) and nanite-replication (robot girl) work modes
Have you heard? Bird is the word
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>>45157 Umamamamau
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>>45357 Yellow is quite the unfortunate color in this case.
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>>45411 >has massive mamaries >is not considered a mammal ?!
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>>44897 this shit always gets me hard
Watching predators hunt makes you realize that there is a cruel elegance in nature's design, but it would be wrong to intervene, no matter how sorry we feel.
>>46161 I get the three behind him, but what the fuck are the other two doing? Trying to bite his ankles and spraying mayo on him?
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I had to double check to make sure the 'oomer man wasn't edited in by someone as a parody but no, it's another episode of "baalbuddy ruins his decently amusing joke with redundant additions"
>>46573 Now post the pregnant elves chart
>>46615 You could randomly erase half of the text and it would only be funnier
>>46671 Buckley of monster girls
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Nice, the TV ghost is no longer hostile, you've saved the day! Now let's go ho- Wait, what are you doing? Why are you carressing her... oh, oh no, oh god! This isn't what you're supposed to do! STOOOOPPP!
>>46771 >STOOOOPPP! Bustin' in ghosts feels good
>>46337 sneak attack to allow the other 3 to get in
Days are getting colder again over here. The best way to spend these nights is by opening your bedroom window and cuddling real close to your wife or maybe even get hot together under the sheets
Recently found this cute elf comic. It's a western 4 panel comic about an elf and a human, quite the short but sweet read. Would recommend it if you are looking for something on the non-lewd, slapstick humour side, and it has a surprising amount of fanart too.
>>48786 Feels like the author has one joke repeated a thousand times over, it's even more egregious than baalbuddy.
>>48903 It's a silly comic short series, i don't take it that serious.
Entry-level or not, I'll always have a soft spot for catgirls. Especially when they come with that primal, fearsome attitude to match
>>49333 Classifying such a broad category of monstergirls as entrylevel is pretty silly. Catgirls can have a wide range of characteristics. Monstergirls are all about introducing the spice while keeping them relatable and familiar. That familiarity of catgirls is what makes them comforting.
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>>49333 >that primal, fearsome attitude to match I'm afraid those are now extinct anon. Only fossils from the long-forgotten aeon known as the 80s are left.
>>49500 We need to bring them back.
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Am I allowed to post this here?
>>49660 Why wouldn't it be allowed?
>>49677 AI I'm guessing. Or loli.
>>49677 >>49699 Better question may have been "do y'all fw this".
>>49710 >do y'all fw this I feel like I'm too old to understand this
>>49756 NTA, but y'all is just short for you all, and fw means fuck with, as in, do you like this?
>>49756 Bratty loli monster girl making fun of unc for not being in with the times.
>>49768 💢💢💢 🍆🍆🍆 💦💦💦
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Lilithmon - the Demon Lord of Yaoi >>51127 Of course they would, but if there was a cupid fujoshi it would be a bit disastrous.
>>51145 I don't think so, if the cupid does her job properly, those men wouldn't be interested in monster girls in the first place.
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Question regarding venomous monster girls. How do you prefer their poison, something of a more magical nature with aphrodisiac, transformative or perhaps cursed properties; or something more like a regular poison, so when you're dealing with them you know it's akin to playing with fire and your health might be in danger if you're not careful?
>>52731 If i had to take a pick i'd say more on the magical side of things. I don't prescribe one or the other, but if i am to interact with the poison at all, it would need to be non-lethal in low doses, and serve some kind of function, either as an aphrodisiac, stimulant, or some kind of magic digesting fluid (in case of a spidergirl), etc. Otherwise, if it's just regular venom i don't have a need to get bitten, at least willingly.
>>52731 Aphrodisiac venom is king, as far as I'm concerned.
>>53023 Pffft. Everyone knows it's a mixed cocktail of Aphrodisiacs, Stamina and Pleasure Enhancers, Temporary Full-Body Paralyzation, and just a hint of Manticore Venom. Ms Taku has studied this field extensively with many unwilling participants in her experiments and is Nuki Industries is planning mass production for release in water supplies worldwide. (Not recommended for husbands of Hellhounds, Succubi, Manticores or Malicores (4 Armed Manticores)
>>53070 NTA, but the question was most likely meant as a general question, not just MGE.
>>53120 No, no, he's definitely on to something here.
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Do you have a favorite flat cow?
>>53599 >cow >flat That's heresy, anon-kun

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>>53603 Call me a heretic the way i like those mosquito bites.
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>>54148 The elites don't want you to know, but you can enlarge your waifu's tits by keeping her constantly pregnant
>>54166 That's a LOT of crotch mofu.
>>54176 Comfy.
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>>54166 Believe me, i would keep pregante quite frequently if that were the case, but i also love to rut in her multiple times every week. She is just so cute, soft and breedable
Imagine having freefall sex with a harpy
>>55674 Erm, actually, birds don't mate in freefall, it's just courting. The actual mating process happens on land.
>>55764 Would make perfectly sense for a harpy to do it though, new husbands might resist or try to run on land, but being a thousand metres above ground is a compelling argument to embrace her *very* tightly.
>>55674 Mid-air rape is the shit, I don't care if IRL birds don't fuck in the air. Right up there with mermaid underwater rape >can't escape >have to cling to her tight >she's in full control and can force you to do what she wants by loosening the grip and threaten to let you fall to death if you don't satisfy her >potentially humiliating if done above public space
>>55778 I was going to agree with you, but now you made it seem appealing.
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>>55779 I think you misread. Anon didn't say mid-air rape was shit, he said it was THE shit.
>>55850 Beware of the flying niggers
>>55851 Getting mugged and raped in the streets suddenly doesn't sound that bad.
>>52731 aphrodisiac>paralytic>transformative>normal ass venom
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>>55851 Would.
Tell me anons, what's your favorite type of monstergirls(as in lamia, dogggirls, mermaids, etc.) and what do specially like about them over the other ones. Mine is undead girls. I love the idea of taking care of a zombie, or raising armies of servant-wives to conquer kingdoms. Also their sense of fashion is peak, love me some goth girls
>>57934 Harpies, they are the the model monster girls for me. You have everything monster girls are about: part beautiful woman, part scary monster (claws) and part inhuman, but appealing element (wings, feathers).
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>>57945 unreal fish, being the "harpy guy" aside, draws breasts and vaginas wierdly, maybe they just clash with his drawing style? but his sfw/safe horny drawings always look better to me for some reason>>57945
>>58077 You mean stuff like this for the breasts? I think they just like it like that. It's not really weird, the breast are relatively small in comparison to what other NSFW artist draw, and they sag slightly outwards, which is correct. With the pussies it's just that the artstyle is somewhat simplistic, this artist doesn't spend too much time on those details.
>>58077 idk I just liked the colors and the rare case of lower body not having human skin. Harpy thighs should be nice an fluffy.
>>58090 >fluffy. You mean feathery.
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>>58092 I always imagined birds to be soft and fluffy on the "inside" parts and seems like Luka from MGQ agrees
>>58093 IRL birds also have "fluff", it's just composed of small, soft feathers instead of hair.
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>>57109 big sis hellwan stopping to cuddle and lick your face because you started crying in the middle of rape...
>>58095 one of the only things that makes living in those god forsaken frigid mountain nests bearable is getting to snuggle up into wifey's soft, warm down every night.
>>58239 >kidnapped into a harpy's nest >it's a cold damp mountain cave with practically nothing in it >no furniture or even a straw bed to sleep on >ask where are you even going to sleep >she smirks and stretches a wing open
>>58346 dark elves are probably less monolithically demeaning but I'm also just not all that into BDSM. they're also sexier >>57934 canines even though I'm a cat owner and don't want a pet dog the playfulness, simplicity and fluff is just the best for me, and there's great contrast between that and the savage bestial sexual violence aspect that's still present one werewolf, please and thank you no foxes
>>33816 Yeah, it'd be a lot to get used to doing that to a creature that's supposed to have internal organs and a skeleton though.
>>33763 Imagine sex with Alps
>>58358 gayyyy
Hey guys, my first fic, only kiss my ass plz and no criticism coz I'm a little whiny bitch that's gonna nag if you say bad things about it https://archiveofourown.org/works/75213766
>>58470 >"I really really really wanna rape you~" At this point, it should've been perfectly fucking clear to pretty much anybody that she's about to rape me. But I kept insisting that she was just joking, or I've misheard her, or some shit like that. She started rubbing her pussy against my cock, trying to get it hard; I still thought it was some kind of an accident, or something. The protag is literally me frfr.
>>58470 >It was clear what did she want from me, and in that position, the best thing for me would've been surrendering myself to my dumbass fate and let her play her BDSM fantasies out on me. But instead, I started kicking and screaming like a retard. quite literally me
>>58470 >"Ugh... okay." She finally got on top of me, and about six to eight paragraphs of badly-written smut followed. During this, she kept alternating between dom and sub, and I even dominated her once or twice, because consistency isn't really my thing. Kek'd
More shitposting incoming! Did you know there's a fic on AO3 that's literally nothing but a Smash or Pass monstergirl rating system? That guy just literally posted his opinions about various mgs in a fanfic format and harvested kudos with a big shovel. This is trollpasta gold and I couldn't resist writing a parody. https://archiveofourown.org/works/75256646/chapters/196699536 And here's the OG post, the one I mock https://archiveofourown.org/works/25995805/chapters/63202405
>>58703 >Cu sith >7.5/10 (Minus the snout of course) Whew boy
Keep telling yourself you can take the drow mage, if she decides to betray you. See what happens, once she learns to cast Wish and True Polymoph
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>>59864 Don't threaten me with a good time.
>>59864 The spoiler text made me think she's gonna turn into a drider or something.
>You're sheltering romantic feelings for monstergirls in your subconscious, aren't you?
>>60114 >tfw no dommy mommy state to take care of all my needs
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>>60114 >sheltering >subconscious Haha, yeah, subconsciously. Definitely not fully consciously and willing. And they are definitely not a permanent resident there either.
>>60114 certainly not. I'm also not thinking about milking cowgirls or cuddling with animal girls.
>>60114 id expect her to ask me if i am hiding non mongirl human women
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>>60921 >gachaslop
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>>60937 gacha monster girls are still monster girls
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>>61033 I know, i know. Doesn't make me hate the genre any less.
>>61042 Hasumi>Tsurugi >>FIGHT ME
>>57934 I like holstaurs, yetis, and bogeys, in that order. Holstaurs struck me as some of the most chill monsters that could lend well to motherly roles. While I am confident the intention was living out a farm life with a holstaur, I like to fantasize about a slow neet life with one. They also have my favorite design. The colors are simple, the clothes is revealing but still present and close enough to functional, and their design clearly communicates what they are. With my mommy fetishes at play and the strong potential for breastfeeding, If KC did not have a rule against monsters aging and a breast size limitation, Holstaurs would be that perfect anime girl I had been seeking for years. Even so, a mommy role looks good on a holstaur and I hope to make my own cow monster OC but separate from MGE and the rules on fanworks. Yetis are pretty self-explanatory. They are very soft and squishy and the white hair contrasts nicely against their dark skin. Being so inclined towards hugging, naturally I think they too look good in a mommy kind of role and I lament their shortage of fanart because they have some of the more wholesome fanart I have seen for this series that does not need to force anything at the expense of any plausibility such as fanart that depicts heckwans as soft and gentle girls instead of vicious rapists. Bogeys are my third favorite MGE species but I feel guilty that I do not place them higher. Perhaps I am too shallow but I think it is that hat thing that made me think they just have really tall heads. Otherwise, they would be able to compete pretty strongly for the role of my favorite species for their cuddly and wholesome personalities. Once again, I lament the shortage of fanart. There are other species I like but I will have to post about them another time.
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>>61628 I don't need to fight you, you are allowed an opinion, even if it's garbage.
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Was thinking earlier of the trope where a woman marries a man from a completely different culture and has to adapt to a new reality away from her home and possibly even hide her presence from the local populace when it came to me, what if we reversed the roles? If you married and moved in to your wife's homeland, do you think YOU would be able to adapt to a culture that is likely to be completely alien to you?
>>61890 > Do YOU would be able to adapt to a culture that is likely to be completely alien to you? Eh, i've done it once, can do it again.
>>61909 Are you an alien perchance? Asking for a friend.
>>61972 Depends on who you ask, really.
>>61809 >even if it's garbage. while i appreciate the understanding and civilized discussion let me explain why i hold this opinion I like my girls a bit more put together than tsurugi i also share similar interests with her - deserts
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>>62004 >Anon and Hasumi both have their own gravitational forces so they attract each other Pottery. I like my girls with a bit more spice to them, while being sweet at the end of the day.
>>62026 >>62004 Can you two kindly pause the discussion and explain your choices in waifu to someone who only knows a little about Blue Archive? Like what school are these characters? I don't recognize them and the oozing blood halo looks really cool.
>>62035 I've never played Blue Archive, but I'm pretty sure all the girls are from the same school and their uniform denotes which club they belong to.
>>62035 Kenzaki Tsurugi is the captain of the Justice Task Force of the Trinity school. She's quite the eccentric gal, she's usually a small push away from a fighting frenzy, unless she's around sensei, in which case she can barely manage to hold her composure, becoming quickly embarrased. She can put herself together when it comes down to it, and behind all the crazy stuff there is someone who cares about others and pays attention to their needs, even if she can't display that well. Hanekawa Hasumi is the second in command. She dedicates herself to the administrative side of things that Tsurugi usually can't handle, and that means that most of the time she's the one in command. She has quite the appreciation for sweets like the other anon said, which leads to her being insecure about her weight. >>62044 There's a bunch of schools, each representing some concept. Trinity is themed around christianity, Hyakkiyako is jap themed, Valkyrie is themed around cops and police, etc. Inside those schools you then have clubs.
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>Author and artist of multiple ongoing manga >Supervisor for the 5 Kobayashi's Dragon Maid spin-offs >Consultant on the anime and movie adaptations of his works >Participates in manga anthologies >Gets hired for multiple R18 games >Somehow still finds time to make doujins Cool-kyou's work ethic is absolutely insane. With how packed his schedule must be, it's incredible how he doesn't take breaks or falls ill more often considering he's also overweight.
>>62298 IF only i could be so grossly entusiastic about my work
>>62044 oh so basicly a bunch of schools each with their own theme/philosophy: Trinity - extremely british and Catholic, very orderly(also vert racist) Gehenna - a bit german in general aesthethic, chaos and freedom(everyone is demon themed) Milenium - SCIENCE!!!! Abyddos - a desert region in big debt Hyakkiyako - japan, but also allience of a bunch of smaller clubs Shanhaijing - china, very business orientated Red winter - the USSR but there are coup`s every 5 days, with the same stalin analogue somehow coming back on top (pic related) Valkurie - cops, they arent very good at their job Arius - an exiled underground terrorist organisatioin of child soldiers SRT - 2 clubs of 4 people are left and they are broke and live in tents,(1 of them are also terrorists) Kronos - journalists(FOREVER IN NPC JAIL, pic 2 related) Highlander - train autists, also bratty twins Wild hunt - arts, ,(pic 3) Odyssey Maritime School - No info available Ebisu satelite school - No info available
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>>62902 Ever had a millipede crawl on your hands? Now imagine that ticklish sensation, but spread all over your body.
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>>63402 I wouldn't drink that "water", camel humps being water storages is but a myth.
>>63563 Well, duh, she's not storing it on her humps.
>>63563 They don't store ice in them either.
>>63649 oh no, that part is actually true
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>be techno-magical engineer >live in a city that perfectly accepts monster-girls >sometimes they give you a bit of trouble, nothing you can’t stand up against, though >one day you’re out for a walk >man the weather is amazing, isn’t it >suddenly a lizard-girl blocks your way, with no explanation <”If you lose, you’ll have to marry me.” >so she says >you try to reason with her, what does she even want from you anyways? >you’re a skinny research & development enthusiast with a knack for arcane knowledge and gadgets, weigh barely above 150 lbs. >she’s two heads taller than you, has more muscle than at least six of you, and as a monster-girl, she’s stronger than thousands of women (and twice the amount of that of men) >she doesn’t listen to you, pulling out her monster-silver blade <”Come on, are you a man or not? Fight me!” >oh doggamnit, this temptation trick again >ergh, whatever, you just want to end this quick >pull out an impulse rifle from the back pocket of your pants and blast her into oblivion >her clothes are all shredded, she’s flat on her back, drooling and panting >you give her a wink and continue on to your business >fifteen minutes later, something hits you on the back of your knees >you fall down, the place where you got struck surprisingly feeling immense throbbing instead of pain >the lizard-girl from before picks you up and carries you towards her home <”You have proven yourself a superior warrior, and now I must marry you no matter what” >doggamnit, should’ve seen this coming...
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https://x.com/i/status/2000163397757972743 Need fat yeti motherwife to warm me through winter...
>>63888 who doesnt?
>>64036 I don't need it,
>>63796 The lizard brain is strong with this one.
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>>64604 This artist's girls have the uncanny ability to awaken my inner parental instinct I didn't even know existed.
Okay, so I've just finished reading a MGQ fic that was clearly created as a joke and ironically it is one of the best mgq fics out there. A trollpasta author has better plot/story/in-universe development than half the writefags on ao3. MGQ fandom has just officially hit a new bottom.
>>65990 The MGQ Ao3 fanfic situation is crazy.
What exactly does "dry fish" mean? What's the oldest known source of it?
>>66211 It describes man being fucked to death, albeit it kinda evolved and some anons also use it to describe intense non-lethal sexo. IIRC it originates from OG MGQ where Ilias calls Luka dried fish in one of the numerous snuff bad ends. Though it might be an even older term that trtr or Rogue used.
>>65990 Link to story?
Dead elves are love, dead elves are life
>>66215 She's fallen on hard times i see.
>>66222 Well, she lost her job so you gotta make ends meet somehow
Suppose I'm gonna drop some of my writery. https://archiveofourown.org/works/77278016

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In an alternate reality the setting of Warcraft is a monster girl setting and it is unironically perfect. >You're just a bunch of cute humans doing cute human things. >Dragon girls exist but they're pretty reclusive >There's another continent out there of strange girls whispered about in rumours but who knows, you're in the Eastern Kingdoms and life in the Eastern Kingdoms is good >Then suddenly, portals >Giant green amazonian women pour out and start raiding and raping your innocent humie lands >They bring with them giant lumbering ogrewomen with that female sumo build >They instigate lanky troll women >They shake the whole order of your world up >Suddenly hot dragon girls get involved >Elves come out of seclusion >You have to cross the sea and there are even more elves >And Tauren girls with massive tits and milk for days >Then you discover arachne in the frozen north and other bug girls further down south >All of a sudden all over the world, societies that have lived lives of strict subsistence off whatever rogue and adventurous human boys they found realize there's an entire continent full of them >And they're scattering across the world now and are easy pickings >Then princess Artoria has a breakdown and turns half of the northern kingdoms into places full of hot immortal crazy undead babes It's just a damn fucking shame none of it is real...
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The version of me that lives in the MGE/WoW reality would be a very very happy man
>>70140 >>You have to cross the sea and there are even more elves >>And Tauren girls with massive tits and milk for days I think you mixed up the order there. Arturia has a meltdown and then the orcs sail east and discover the taurens, and then the humans follow the orcs. In the meantime. Arturia is turning everyone into lust crazed zombies. >>70141 The r34 more than makes up for it.
>>70785 >I think you mixed up the order there. Arturia has a meltdown and then the orcs sail east and discover the taurens, and then the humans follow the orcs. >In the meantime. Arturia is turning everyone into lust crazed zombies. Yeah, I realized I fucked it up, I was just writing off the cuff and couldn't be bothered fixing it. Also if I had the money and the will, I'm commission a MGE mino in tauren gear in a heart beat. It's actually fairly stunning that there's no art of tauren girls but with human faces. Its unironically the perfect crossover setting and it's hugely underused. >Be chilling as a humble peasant under the liege of the Scarlet Crusade in New Avalon >One day, giant flying death necropolis filled to the brim with fat titty goth death knights, elf vampires, gargoyles, undead centaur, slime girls, banshee, spider girls >They dump mamono scourge all over your city and the next thing you know the cute girl you had a crush on is now a ghoul and hunting you down
>>70848 >Its unironically the perfect crossover setting and it's hugely underused. It's genuinely good, and i'm surprised to see no results on Ao3, or our archives as far as i can tell, although i guess the MGE community is particularly small. Most of the fics already come from people from the thread. I mean, just recounting the W3 in MGE, or even just simply a generic monstergirl setting would be quite interesting.
>>71006 There's this, https://penywisebin.wordpress.com/2020/10/18/demon-hunter but as far as I can tell that's also it.
>>71031 Makes sense that it'd be one of the old writefags. Warcraft in general is almost as much of a relic of the past as MGE.
>>70848 Lots of series could be crossovered with monster girl settings. Mass effect, Unreal, Serious Sam (they've got a HUGE amount of monsters), Stellaris, Rimworld, Starbound, Minecraft... I think the reason why there aren't many crossovers is that people come to MGE mostly for MGE. Plus, some of the media is simply old, niche, or not too popular.
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>>71079 Yeah well they've done a good job trying to scrape out everything about it that was worth it. There's just nothing quite like a classy Blood Elf. Proud but gritty. Arrogant but cautious. It's the greatest aspects of classic high elves, but honed in tragedy. Elven hubris with a wretched mirror of all their pain and failure held up to them, shredding back all decadent pretense and revealing only the raw nobility of their character. There's really nothing quite like it.
>>71092 I don't know so much about sci-fi as that's not so much my jam, but fantasy and monstergirls go hand in hand.
>>71232 Anon is in love with a failed race.
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>no new worthwhile doujins or manga in months >only the usual basic fox stuff >decide to start browsing entire female:"monster girl$" + language:english$ section on panda in reverse, starting from last page >so much good shit, such variety of designs and tastes >centaurs, arachnes, lamias and mermaids as far as eye can see >actually varied sex scenes rather than unimaginative "hora hora, I'll ride your dick cowgirl style for 2 pages" Now I'm depressed
Speaking of elves, I remember an idea I show in 4chan's slavery thread about snow elves being Satan's mutated elf slaves that build toys for young demons and the whole thing inspiring the myth of Santa Claus. I could see a lot of other elf subraces being explained in a similar fashion: Elves from one of the three main races (high/dark/wood elves) getting elf-slave-wut-do'd by some god or powerful demon until they're a completely new race.
>>71908 I will personally thrust the final nail in their coffin. Only half elves will exist from this point on.
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>be anon >your town is being overrun by the dark elves >your people can't fight magical creatures that are skilled with both bows and swords, and are hundreds of times stronger than the strongest human in town >in less than sixty minutes, the whole town surrenders to them >the town leader kneels before the dark elf captain commanding the invading army and accepts her rule >hehe, nothing's gonna be too different, you guess >after all, all rulers are the same kind of opportunistic shithea-- <[Dark Elf Captain] "...And all the men in your town are to be dark elves' property from now on! Yes, all three of them. You've got one hour to present them before us so our girls can choose them~" >erm, okay, guess life will change for you >ughghghghgh >wait, you don't want to be a slave to an uncertain amount of forest-dwelling, pointy-eared niggers! >you've got to break out! >you just so happen to have an old ion-propulsion flightpack in your attic somewhere >you find it just as the police forces break into your house <"Anon Incognitus, you are under enslavement. You have the right to remain silent, though that's more of an obligation until your new mistresses would address you..." >hahaha fuck you, no way you're doing that >you pull out a RPG from the Portable Butthole Dimension and blast a hole in your roof >you lift off and leave the house through the new hole just before the cops break into the attic >by the time they spot you, you're too high for their arrows to hit you >you fly around, thinking what to do next, when suddenly, something grabs you and hauls you in the different direction >you thrust your engines to the maximum and, no effect >you look upwards, to see what's taken you >oooooo-oh SHIT >it's a dragon! >a black-scaled, big, buff dragon girl is carrying you towards that mountain in the distance >shit, you have no chance against that... >dragons are tens of thousands of times stronger than humans, sometimes they occupy entire kingdoms >she brings you into her mountain, right into the treasury room "Alright, you stay right here. Do not try to escape." >she says as she leaves the room >welp, it was a nice try >you've escaped the forest slavers just so you would end up a slave of a big, mean dragon that could possibly rout the entire army of your duchy >and now, you're in the middle of absolute nowhere, with no civilization for miles around >in a damp, cold cave that... >wait, this place actually feels comfy >looking around, you notice it's more of a mix of a treasury and a proper room >a huge, gorgeous silk double bed, covered in gold and silver >a chandelier, a cabinet, a table and a couple chairs, a plasma fusion heating unit... >you pull out a TV from your pocket dimension and cycle through the channels, hoping to kill some time >oh, right, you live in a medieval setting, there are no broadcast stations out there yet >shit, what could you do to kill time?.. >wait, you have a pocket dimension! just set a destination and slip through the wormhole! <(Your Pocket Butthole Dimension is currently offline for extra dramatic suspense. Please contact your system administrator.) >WTF, you are the damn administrator >uuuugh, it looks like you're stuck in that cave... >meanwhile, the dragon-girl comes back >without any further questions, she lifts you up, carries you over towards the bed and rapes you >wait, what the fuck, it actually feels good >after she's done, you're exhausted, and quickly fall asleep >the next morning, she repeats that >few more hours of cowgirling you until she's finally satisfied >you know, you actually start thinking that she likes you >but you're too scared to ask her directly >so you arrange a trip to the hidden oracle, even mentioning her is absolutely forbidden within the Imperial domain >she lives in the depths of the grey rocky mountains, under a clever bush that disguises itself as mantle gryphon so birds won't crap on it >well, you've got the flightpack, so you'll be back before your dragon captor will know it >finding the hidden oracle was the hard part, but you've got the Forbidden Map from the dragon's locker (hehe hope she won't notice) >there, under theat bush, you find an arachne monster <"Greetings, traveler. Have you come here seeking for wisdom?" >you're a little bit confused, you'd expect to see a more intellectual kind of a monster, like a daemon or a diviner "ugh... you're a spider?" >you kinda blurted it out, you didn't mean to but here you go <"Of course I'm a spider, you retard, what kind of monster did you expect to meet living under a fucking bush? A vampire? Now, have you come to seek my wisdon or do I need to kick your ass out of my sight so you won't disturb me." >ughh... you're nervous "Ugh... oh great and wise underbush spider, I beseech thee, please answer my deepest concerns--" <"Just get on with it." "...Umm... does the dragon that kidnapped me like me for real?" <"I dunno, did she have mind-blowing sex with you for hours?" "Uh, yeah, she did..." <"Then obviously she does like you, dumbass. Women can only ever have one intimate partner, so if one's hopping on your dick like a pogo stick, that only means one thing. She chose you to be her lifelong husband. Now get outta here before I get pissed off." "Erm, if you don't mind, and what happens if you do get pissed off?" <"I'll charge you extra 20 percent for my consultation services the next time you'll come to me. Now, get outta here." >you decide to not mention that she didn't charge you anything this time, and promptly leave <[Dragon] "Ehm, Anon, something bothering you?" >you've been thinking about your life, how'd it all change ever since the dark elf incursion >you tell your drake wife about your old town, how it got taken by the nigger elves and shit like that <"Oh, so you wanna revenge? Can do~" "Wait, that's not exactly what I've meant-- eh, on the other hand, I could do some ass-kicking for fun." <"Cool, then! Go pick up a sword of doom from my treasury and let's fuck shit up!" "Ergh, but I used ranged weapons, you know, like plasma casters..." <"NAG nag nag, okay, whatever. Go pick a tachyon driver of doom and let's get out already. I'm itching to kick some dark elf ass." >you fly over your old town, raining retribution on the oppressors "WOO WEE! FUCK YOU, DARK ELVES!" >the power of your tachyon driver compels them to go back into past and stay there forever! >meanwhile, the drake rains fire on the streets, setting the dark elves ablaze and making them extra submissive for a while >after your rampage is over, the drake takes over your old town <"People of Buttfuck, I have liberated you from the oppression by the dark elves. That means, this town is mine now. That also means, you pay a 500 silver annual tax to me. Also, all men in the town will not belong to my single dragon friends." >you hear those two guys curse quietly <"Dog gamnit, those fucking dark elves gave us enough pain..." >hehe, you're sure they'll like it with dragons better >your wife pulls out an old flute and summons 20 more dragon girls "Uhm, honey?.. There are only two guys left in the town..." <"I know." >the drakes divide into three groups >seven of them rush one guy and seven rush the other >ugh, and as for the other six... "HEY HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING AIEEEEEE"
>>72311 >tfw no nigger elf mistress
>>72345 Meh. Who needs those pissy dark elves when we have dragons ganging on us.
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>>72031 cont. >you run your options in your head >what could you possibly do about that bloody sucker?.. >disposing of a vampire isn't exactly the same thing as disposing of an empty can of beer >then, if stasis breaks and she wakes up, for whatever reason, you're done for >you absolutely cannot allow her to wake up >maybe you should dump her somewhere far away?.. >yeah, but how are you going to deliver her far enough? >and where are you going to dump her, anyway? >too close, and somebody from her manor might find her and wake her up >actually, there isn't one place that's guaranteed to be uninhabited enough by the monster-girls >not anywhere in your vicinity, anyway >besides, somebody can track your movements and check out what were you up to >maybe you should just dig a huge hole or something, and leave her there? >ugh, sounds too brutal even by your standards >besides, you're sure you lack the necessary equipment to do that >and anyways, if somebody finds her, they'll surely wake her up, and then she'll just come back for you, maybe pissed off and vengeful, too >if you're gonna dump her somewhere, you've got to make sure nobody's ever gonna find her >there are only a few options for you, and all of them mean dropping her somewhere in a very inhospitable environment where she'll not be likely to survive >you really don't like this vampire bitch, but you still don't want her to be dead >besides, those curves >for all her shitty personality and other vampiric traits, she's absolutely stunning >you don't want a cutie like that to end up dead, even though she's a fucking bitch that would lock you up in her mansion and use you like blood-cattle >but you don't want to end up "married" to her, either >so you've got to come up with something, fast >maybe you'll just stash her in a bank?.. >nah, that won't work, banks do pre-check the contents for evaluation >sell her to some other guy who's into vampires?.. >well, if she won't like him, then he won't be able to claim her in any way, and she'll be back after you >send her to the vampire re-education camp run by the dhampirs?.. >a shame there isn't such a thing ever since that one reform pushed thirty years ago, vampires no longer can be sent into camps for reeducation because it "hurts their feelings" and "humiliates" and "degrades" them >shame this reasoning can't be used to ban vampires from claiming unwilling men >how can you get rid of her for about a thousand years... >wait, this is it! >the intercontinental rocket! >you've had one for a while, for those situations where you needed to get somewhere far away really quick >you can send the stasis pod into space and have it orbit the planet until somewhere close to the wake-up date >there's a lot of craft and garbage in the near space, nobody's gonna even notice >and even if they do, it's unlikely that somebody sends a retrieval vessel or anything >she's going to be peacefully drifting around for slightly less than 1000 years >and you'll continue living your life in peace >it's a brilliant plan! >using your magical forklift, you carry the pod over to the rocket and boot it inside >you're going in next, you need to pilot this thing, after all >aaaaand blastoff! >you adjust your trajectory and speed so the pod, when discarded, would keep orbiting the planet instead of being flung away into space or crashing into the surface >after two circumplanetary laps and a couple thousand miles, you've achieved perfect speed and trajectory >the pod, when ejected, will revolve around the world theoretically indefinitely >you're just one step away from bidding goodbye to the blasted vampire >you hesitate just when your finger is above the "EJECT" button >you remember this excitement when you were around her >maybe, maybe there's another way? >these sensations, they're like nothing you've ever felt >and mind you, you are familiar with the monster-mana effects, you're a fucking incubus, after all >these feelings, when you were carrying the downed vampire, they were something more than just mana exposure >your reason screams at you that this is normal, there's female pheromones in the mix, as well as some other magical constructs and compounds >your finger is shaking, what to do?.. >should you push the button, the vampire would be ejected into space for a thousand years >that's the most reasonable way, and this is what you should do in order to prevent a crappy life with a snobby wife >you'll find someone for yourself when you want it, someone who will be a better wife, someone who has a bit more reason to live together with than a bunch of stupid-ass magic and pheromones clouding your mind >but you will also miss your chance to live with that vampire girl >sure, she'll treat you like shit, but... maybe it's not that bad? >after all, those guys who are into hardcore domination, humiliation and abuse, they don't seem to be unhappy >besides, those pheromones, they surely felt special >you are shaking, you can't decide this so easily >what should you do? press the button? return back to the surface?.. >what should you do?..
>>72459 SPACE HER! SPACE HER! SPACE HER! SPACE HER! SPACE HER! SPACE HER! SPACE HER! SPACE HER! SPACE HER! SPACE HER! SPACE HER Vampires belong in the incinerator or its equivalent. So SPACE HER
>>72459 Eject her, maybe some lonely guy picks her up later.
>she who thirsts
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I just found this place today and I stg it feels like I found the gates of Elysium. I've been scrounging the internet for years looking for monster girl content and now I have so much of it I don't even know what to do with it all.
>>72620 How did you find it anyway? Most anons here are from 4chan's MGE and MGQ threads
>>72630 That was how I found it. I usually browsed /d/ and /a/ for monster girl content and never saw any except for the occasional slow thread, so I figured there weren't many fans on 4chan. Then I checked /jp/ out of curiosity and found the threads there, and some rando who was linking this place in one of them.
>>72774 So spider does have pusspuss.
>>72774 Seems that I fucked up. Here's the complete version and here's a link if you want better quality: https://aws-mp4.rule34.xxx//images/4419/5ded64cc6c72a0cb74a8589102104bf4.mp4?14635110
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>>72775 Yes but spinneret is more fun
>>72630 >>72673 Am I the only one who found this place through a random google search lol.
>>72803 >Am I the only one who found this place through a random google search lol. Probably. What did you search? "Monstergirl imageboard"?
>>72807 Almost. I searched up "(some imageboard)" + "monster girl" to see if there was any monster girl discussion on there. There were barely any but there was a result for this place and I was like "wtf is a capybarachan?" before clicking on it.
>>72814 >some imageboard which was it?
>>72821 It was a board for women lol. Not really surprising I couldn't find much I guess but I was just kind of curious if there was.
>>72834 Alpbro...
>>72868 Condoms are underrated. No idea why, but it looks hot.
>>72868 >bunny boy Where's his ears, though?
>>72874 Those aren't twintails behind him.
>>72884 ... ...I thought it's a fucking cloak or some shit!

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MONSTER GIRL ELECTIONS! The monster-girl country of Kannyrek is having an election season! And you're a citizen of that country. :( There are several candidates and all of them ultimately want to screw you in some way. But at least, you've got to choose between them! At the moment, you have four primary representatives to choose from. I. Bella Benedict/The Traditionalist-Conservative Party "Control through reduction of individuality" Bella Benedict is the 24th leader of the TCP, a 39-year-old Vulpine monster-girl. She follows the party line just like any previous leader; her main issues are restoration of societal cohestion and unity, preservation of traditional values against social and technological progress, and maintaining strict hierarchies and social roles in the state. Bella speaks strongly against individual agency and "excess" personal liberties, claiming that strict measures must be implemented to control and restrain the will of the individual citizens to ensure that each person within the country would be in proper service to the society, community, the greater good, insert whatever sounds as the best excuse for installing regulations. What does it mean for you? - Increased monitoring of your activities, and regulation of flow of information across people and communication networks (read: censorship and surveillance). Omnipresent propaganda promoting the interests of the state, and measures against "subversive voices" (it'll be much harder for you to criticise the state if you don't like something). - A ban on all artifical intimate companions "to promote and safeguard the natural relationships against subversive efforts of the hostile parties". That means, no artifical monster-girls for you, you'll have to deal with the REAL women. :( - Bilateral monogamy. One man for one woman and one woman for one man. This is to "prevent the alpha males from hoarding women for themselves while leaving the rest with nothing", as the gender balance in this setting is approximately 1 man : 1 woman. - 13 more national holidays! All tied to the country's traditions. For the average people, they're just more reasons to get drunk in a company of friends, though. - A series of measures to "help singles acquire their intimate partner". These range from something beneficial-sounding or actually beneficial, such as compatibility counsels and matchmaking programs run at schools, colleges, workplaces etc., to more assertive measures directed to get the two people together, sometimes including forced marriage. - Discriminatory policies against long-term bachelors. If you're single at the age of 25, there's something wrong with you. Range from simple mandatory dating sessions (fairly lightweight) to deprivation of certain civil rights. - Strong promotion of nuclear family, and traditional family values. Sometimes through curbing individual rights and freedoms. II. Selena Sieberg/Progress for Prosperity of People "Catastrophe is an inevitable part of progress." Selena Sieberg, a 24-year-old demon and the owner of Terminator Industries, Inc., is a strong advocate of social, economic and technoloical progress. She favors very permissive and liberal policies (at least for the big enterprises) and strongly promotes all innovative, inventive and avant-garde incentives. Unless they're harmful for her business. Which is almost never. What does she want for you? - Artifical life is life! There's absolutely nothing wrong with flooding the world with extremely strong, durable and capable artifical monster-girls. Whether they serve as robust workers, rugged soldiers, or devoted wives for the lonely men, they're very welcome in the society of today! It just so happens that Terminator Industries is the leading manufacturer of those girls. It's pure coincidence, man! - Meritocracy above all: If an idea or an initiative is overwhelmingly beneficial, there's no reason to halt it. Especially if this idea is beneficial for Selena (and, by extension, her future husband). Concerns such as superstitions, "traditions", "morality" and such are to be neglected in favor of the sheer benefit the idea carries for itself. Indirectly, this would also guarantee full freedom of expression, personal initiatives, and development to every citizen. - Idiot-Proof Society: There's a lot of situations when stupid people sign up for something, fail to understand the terms and conditions (or outright ignore them and check the "agree" box), then realize their mistake and get angry at the government/corporation/some other people. To prevent stupid people from hurting themselves and getting angry at someone else, a Universal Magical Contract design is to be used for any official dealings. This little thing will communicate with dealing parties not only on consciously cognitive level, but also on the emotional, letting people know exactly what they're up for. Well, since some people will still check "agree" and proceed with the deal, only to get pissed later when they fuck up somehow, the magical contract is authorized to magically calm them down and remind them they've signed the fucking paper. :) - Consensual Vassalage: Let's admit it, many people would rather live as peasants/servants provided that they would have all their expenses and needs (food, shelter, care, security and, of course, sex) covered. Freedom's really only for the few people who value their independence so much, they'd rather take the risks than accept being someone's servant. Through the UMC, such deals can be struck to ensure a happy and prosperous existence for both the protector and the protected. Initial projections expect around 93.4% people to sign up for the program, if passed. III. Anna Dalseg/Leave Me Alone Party "We will mind your own business." The LMA party was formed as a response to people's concern about the ever-expanding govermnment. As more men (and sometimes, women) found themselves struggling against an increasing amount of regulations, eventually a political group representing their interests has formed. Anna Dalseg is a 26-year-old weasel-girl born in Sucksball, Orgyon, in a family owning a small restaurant; she joined the party at the age of 16, when she had to deal with a particularly demanding, loud pharaoh that complained about "no native cuisine being represented". After a lengthy conversation and a painful attempt to explain that dried scorpions and camel milk are not exactly what's in demand among the local patrons, she decided to turn into politics. Because, running that damned restaurant is gonna be quite a pain. Quite unlike running a libertarian party. After all, minimal government means minimal amount of work for her. And she's still gonna get paid from tax dollars! However minimal it'll be, it's still better than working at a damn restaurant. "What does she mean for you?" Basically, most of the government bullshit is going out of the window. Laws, regulations, government handouts, you name it. This, however, includes a lot of protection laws that prevent a man from being claimed by a more aggressive monster-girl right on the street. Now, the only thing standing between you and that feral hellhound some hundred feet away from you, would be your gun and your shooting skills. (Monster-silver bullets, not deadly so fire away. :) Decentralization and localization of decision-making means every household, every city, every town is gonna have their own rules. On one hand, it means nobody's going to interfere with you, so you're free to pursue your life goals as you wish. On the other hand, nobody's going to protect you from that abusive vampire bitch that managed to nab you, either. You don't get your retirement, social security, employment, education, childcare etc. etc. etc. covered. However, you'll still have roads, as automotive companies do want to sell you these cars. Also, if you really need to have your shit taken care of by somebody, you can just ask some rich lady that's interested in you. Why the fuck not. IV. Danaya Sevenclaws/Nature's Pretty Rad Party "Global warming? Melting icecaps? Cow farts? Our eco-fairytales help enforce your sinister agenda since 19XX!" Danaya was born 391 year ago in the deep forests of Virginia. As a dark elf, she has a strong affinity with nature, and therefore she can sense even the slight disturbances in the flow of natural energies. It was only natural that someone with such an amazing sensitivity towards nature would end up founding the NPR party. Her main concerns are stopping the overexploitation of nature, curbing the more harmful aspects of civilization, protecting the life in sea and lands, and establishing control over mankind by scaring them with overblown fairytales about coming ecological disa... oh, I mean, fighting the current crises, such as global warming. Well, she's a dark elf. Enslaving men... I mean, protecting the nature, it's her calling. "What would her rule mean for you?" - Increased taxes and regulations on pretty much everything. Let's cut it short, any big enterprise is perfectly capable of dealing with the increased burden of taxation and regulation without losing much, if anything, but the end result is that any start-ups would have to deal with the crushing regulations, some of which they wouldn't be able to afford, forcing them to work for the big gals or starve and die. Also, it would raise the prices on everything, further telling the masses that they no longer can afford certain luxuries, showing them where do they really stand. - Reduced production of meat. Cattle don't get to eat quality foods, they're fine with some artifically-produced meat made from recycled plants and the Secret Goo. Oh, wait, did I just accidentally blurt out the real agenda? Oops, sorry, I mean, it's better for the environment, also it's more ethical. - Travel restrictions and regulations. All to save the environment from the harmful human activities, and also a bit of keeping the slaves penned. She's a dark elf, you understand. - Reducing the energy production to save the environment. Purely coincidentally, this would also raise energy prices, forcing people to either spend more of their money to keep a comfortable living, or reduce their living standards, conditioning themselves into living more frugal lives, which would please their Dark Overlords as they would have to spend less on the slaves' upkeep.
>>72892 Voting NPR, I need dommy mommy state to take care of me
>>72892 Vote for Anna Dalseg! A free society is the best society. Also I'm not afraid of proactive 'hounds. >>72902 Anon, NPR are a bunch of slaving econuts, you won't get a dommy mommy state, you'll get a slaving despot that would exploit the shit out of you for minimal living standards.
>>72912 >slaving econuts As long as they drain my nuts, that's fine. Freedom is overrated anyway.
>>72892 So, we've got a traditionalist nut, a mad scientist with voluntary vassalage contracts, a libertarian utopian and literally WEF in monster girl form. If there's no option to vote nobody, I'll choose Dalseg since she at least allows me to own guns and shoot mindflayers and dark elves with them.
New Party Idea: Strength Forever <" The solution to everything is rape! " -Lolis and Shotas are educated in creating a family and being a loving Wife/Husband to their future spouse -Rape is greatly encouraged for all -Prisons are Replaced into Rape Farms (for males only) -Refusing to marry/be raped is a heinous crime and you will be sent to a Rape Farm for eternity (There's no brakes on the rape train!) -The Rape Farms turn you into literal cum factories (like succubus farm game!) To provide tax semen to the IRS who only accept semen for taxes -Rape Farms are escape proof. -Males will be violated endlessly by succubi and experience the most mind breaking post-orgasm torture ever -
>>73315 Holy shit, dude, I think even Druella would ban this party the moment it appears on the voting list.
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>>72892 <"Elections in Kannyrek? Do they actually have to count ballots over there and all that boring stuff?" >"I hope you don't suggest us to do that here Anon, or are you secretly hoping that it would help the slaves? We wouldn't let them vote either way, you know?" >"...you don't need to answer, it's way to easy to read your reaction. Maybe I'll have to ask my sisters to help "discipline" you again, before you do something that could be seen as treason..." <"And you know what we do to rebellious boys, right?~"
>>73315 I can vote for this, but only if owners are responsible for well-being of their property
>>72892 What's the difference between the progress party and the lma? Both are libertarian, and very compatible with one another. Or is it some "you think you have a choice" joke?
>>72892 I'm writing in for Cynthia Revelov/Labor Alliance Party "Hunger only exists in service of the elite" Labor Alliance Party is fringe party due to constant meddling from the TCP and PPP. It and its previous iterations have been subject to being excluded from debates and getting airtime on major media aside when the LAP is getting played for a laugh. Cynthia Revelov worked numerous service industry jobs over the last 15 years, fitting stereotypes of kikimoras to a T. Tired of being treated as a living commodity, she has led successful unionization efforts for numerous industries, and now sets her sights on something more universal. What does it mean for us? -100% Taxes (Over 1 Billion) Every Billionaire got there through exploitation, Tax them out of existance. You will never be a billionaire. -Parental leave mandatory: You must take 3 months off work after your child is born. Strong, equitable families for a strong future. -Gurella Radio(active): Big public investment in Nuclear energy. Keep the lights on and the state TV glowing. -Mandatory conscription: The revolutoion was not televised, but the valliant defense of it will be.
>>73779 >commie bullshit >ridiculous policies that help nobody and solve nothing >has virtually nothing to do with monster girls getting themselves husbands I call VETO on this commie party.
>>73916 Please report to your government assigned apartment that totally wasn't decided by a bribe from your new lamia neighbor
>>73779 I'll vote for you if you grant me the position of the Grand Commissar so I could use government troops to oppress the population however I please. Otherwise, fuck off, I'm voting Dalseg. I'm not living in a communist state unless I have enough power to oppress instead of being oppressed. Also grant me a statewide exception from the billionaire tax, I want to keep my luxury mansions and piles of gold I'll get from corrupt backdoor deals.
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Actually I've got a better idea for a left-wing party. Social Justice Initiative (SJI) led by Mary Chinook/Danuki "This is your place to vote if you're jealous of others' success." Social Justice Initiative is a left-leaning, progressive party that was created n-ty years ago to address the issues of inequality, lack of social programs, poverty, hunger, and misery. The last three aren't a problem in our country since our advanced economy is already able to ensure a decent standard of living for pretty much anybody, but the party line is here to convince you that these problems still do exist, by exaggerating exceptional cases of suffering, so you would vote in support of greater taxes and regulations. Chinook gently implores you to ignore the fact that her regulations and taxation would only empower the Big Biz and the establishment, since they're very capable of paying some more $$$ while the small and medium enterprises will choke and die from the overregulation and business policies which require to pay employees more money than a startup can afford. (Not to worry! When your business is broke, you can all register as employees for Chinook's friends and eventually get married to one of those demons or danuki.) What she wants for you: - Universal Basic Income. Another reason to impose more taxes and regulations on the populace. - Socialized healthcare, education, and housing. Monster girls don't want anons to die of tuberculosis on the cold streets just because they couldn't afford a proper care plan, and when translated from propaganda speak to English, that means monopolization of those industries by the government, which is firmly in hands of the biggest corporations providing those services. - A complete gun ban. The official line is that we want to keep the guns away from criminals and terrorists, but the real reason for that is that the government wants to screw the population however they want and they want the population to be helpless while they rape them. - Eat the rich! Whatever the implementation, the result is that all rich ladies will have their pussies eaten by their husbands at least once a day. - Various equality programs (read: affirmative action) to ensure that every mamono would have an equal chance in marriage. Alps, dark elves, hellhounds, vampires (because dykes) and other representatives of oppressed/marginalized minorities get preferential treatment in choosing their government-assigned husband. - Combatting racial inequality. Not all hellhounds are rapists and not all dark elves are slaving dominatrices! Only about 99.978% of them are. Also, the phrase "Despite making up 6% of the population, they're responsible for 50% rape and slavery in the country" will be outlawed as racially offensive. - Mandatory vaccination (and other medical procedures we decide to be "necessary"). Pandemic outbreaks are a danger, and to combat them, everybody must follow the State Guidelines. Failure todo so is a heinous crime, since by not taking the state-mandated magical concoction or this weird microchip into your body, you're threatening to infect everyone, especially the fully vaccinated and chipped people! Exactly what's inside our "remedies" is a closely guarded secret and any attempt to crack the code is a crime punishable by 1000 years of rape by mindflayers as well as complete personality erasure. Remember, self-ownership was invented by the rich elites to keep you enslaved. Only by surrendering it to us you can help the Justice happen.
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>>73962 >Also, the phrase "Despite making up 6% of the population, they're responsible for 50% rape and slavery in the country" will be outlawed as racially offensive. That's it, I'm voting for the orange woman.
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>be anon >walking down the sax avenue of the monstergirl city >run into a gang of girls >from their appearance, you'd say they're goblins >about 5.5-6ft tall, slender, lightweight yet sporty, carrying big clubs >ehhh… <"Hi hi hi~" >they start grinning and licking their lips >that means one thing, commencing rape assault in 3, 2, 1... *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM* >you pull out your automatic rifle you're carrying just for such cases and blast them all down >you give them a finger as they're moaning and twitching, pleasure damage is not really damage but they won't be walking, mugging or raping anybody for the next couple days <"Well well, looksie whom I've found.~" >a lower voice from behind you alerts you >this time it's a really big, mean lady, with a spiked mace twice the size of your head >unlike the gobs, she's muscular, there's more meat on her than on the world's powerlifting champion >and, she's almost two heads taller than you >you almost feel like Fry from Futurama, when he found out he was hiding under a huge woman's skirt >and damn, she looks like she sees you as a target for snu snu >*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM click* >you've spent the remainder of your clip on her, and she didn't even flinch >your bullets just bounced off her, doing nothing to her <"'Kay, we'll do it the hard way if you insist~" >the ogre lashed at you, you barely managed to dodge her >you bolt like mad in the first random direction, not looking back >by some unexplainable miracle, you've managed to escape her >and now you're in a dark, gloomy region of the city >it's said to be haunted, ghosts and undead roaming the place regularly >one of the related legend speaks about Baroness Anastasia, the owner of this patch of land that lived there some 300 and so years ago >they say she's a ghost, or wight, or something like that >basically she's a powerful undead, and she has an army of her own >neither of these news sound good to you >normally, a bunch of undead would be no threat to you, but, you're out of ammo >that means, you've got to be on alert and watch for any sudden sounds or movement >suddenly, a multitude of arms breaks through the ground and carries you away somewhere >you try to break out, but those zombies are strong as ultra-fuck >they carry you through underground tunnels and catacombs, into a big mansion on the edge of the town >oh, shit, you know this place >Anastasia the XVIIth lives there, she owned this place ever since she migrated from Buttfuck, Egypt >literally, she's a pharaoh >let's hope she's not gonna be very pissed at you... >two anubi armed with automatic rifles guard the entrance to the bedroom, they open the door as the zombies carrying you approach >oh, and there's her >sitting on her bed in a regal pose as if she was a queen or something >well, she was a queen 'n' shit, her ancestors from each iniquity and well, you know the rest >the zombies moan something as they bring you to her >one of the anubi takes it to translate their moans as the pharaoh stares at them, confused <"Your Majesty, we have brought you the intruder! He was found crawling in your Sacred Grounds!" >she looks at you authoritatively <"Well well well, now would you like to explain me, Anastasia, the undisputed ruler of this house, what business do you have screwing around on MY LAWN?!?!!?!" "What?.. Lady, that was, like, five miles away from your home!" <"So what, can't I have a nice lawn in the middle of an abandoned district in your city?.. Anyways, you're my husband now. Lay down on the bed and expose yourself for me" >she points her finger at you, activating her Pharaoh Kangz Power >for some reason, it seems to have no effect on you, as you stand confused, waiting for something to happen <"...What..." >she seems to be confused >and while she is confused, so are her zombies >now's your chance! >you break through the window and run away while you can >you hear a pitched "AFTER HIM!" when you leave the limits of her mansion >soon after, you hear the rumble of a car engine >wuh oh... >quickly, you hide in the woods, where they won't be able to drive >the car passed you by and headed along the road into the city >you hope the zombies at least don't know where do you live and won't appear in your house at some point in the near future >but for now, this seems to be a phew?.. >wait a minute, what's with that rustle >oh, it's a cute rabbit girl! "Oh hi there, cute rabbit girl--" >she hops across the entire distance between you and her and mounts you! >just before you're raped, a hellhound comes out of nowhere and chomps on her ass real hard >then she caringly lifts you up and swats the dirt off your back <"Dammit man, what are you doing out there in the forest? There's a whole assload of single monster-girls out there!" >she looks trustworthy enough, so you tell her your story in short >she looks at the automatic rifle dangling behind your back, now not very useful thanks to exhausted ammo supply for it <"Well, seems like the lesson you need to learn is, Always pack spare mags of monster-silver rounds when you're out there in the streets. Okay, now we need to get you safely back home. Would you mind if I walk you back to the city?" >again, she sounds nice, so you nod >this hellhound turns to be a really nice girl, she chats you up as you walk back to your place >her name's Mayla and she's still single, something you don't mind fixing >by the time you came home, you both are determined to stick together as it's cheaper to pay rent when there's two of you living under one roof >well, that concludes your trip to the grocery store for a carton of milk >which you have successfully lost somewhere in the middle of running from that ogre
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>average first time monster girl experience
>be idiot anon >know that monster-girls are out there, looking for a mate >sit on your ass watching BoobTube (owned by PeekGirl Inc.), sending tons of usage data to them so they could track your habits >somebody knocks on your door >you open it, there's a girl you don't know >she's got one of the rarest appearances, golden hair, perfectly-crafted symmetric face, long fangs, and glowing red eyes <"Excuse me, Anon Y. Mous? Can I come in?" >you think about it for a second "An unnaturally beautiful woman radiating a sinister aura wants to come into my house for no adequate reason? Hey, what could go wrong? Of course, come in!" >she thanks you, before slamming the door behind her "O HO HO HO! Now I'm going to suck your blood!" >this is where you realize you've screwed up >be Anon Incognitus >freelancer writer, it's been an intense week for you >with the monster-girls taking over the world, you've suddenly found yourself flooded with requests >some of them want a scenario for inspiration of their projects, others want a ghostwritten article, a love letter. or maybe something more complicated >others, they just want a love story, or even help them write a love letter or some shit >well, you're not out of money, anyway >and that's when you hear about the strange disappearances in your town >three girls, as well as Anon Y. Mous, have disappeared under mysterious circumstances >also, rumors speak of undead girls prowling the town streets at night >wights, ghouls, vampires and all that, are said to be seen in the town >given that monster-girls do exist, and a lot of them come in undead variety, it doesn't sound that surreal anymore >still, what would they want in your buttfuck town of nowhere, with a population of 657 people? >well, now it's 653, at least until you find the disappeared people >not to mention that many of them are said to be noble kinds of undead, the ones that prefer to live in big palaces, castes, mansions, and temples >if you were to believe the rumors, you understand there's simply not enough mansions within a thirty mile radius to host at least half of the nobility that's said to plague the town >which means that, likely, those rumors are all overblown >still, people say they've seen some of those undead with their own eyes >the world you're in lacks cheap cameras available for everybody, so all you've got is those rumors >and you are a bit too skeptical to believe them >still, there might be a wight or two wandering around, maybe with a couple more undead escorting them >well, not like you're threatened by them, after all, you rarely leave your house after sundown >still, you make a mental note, and check your rifle and ammo for it just to be sure you're safe >the next morning, you find a bunch of people gathered around your neighbor's house <"Oh, Anon! Have you seen anything happening at Laurie's house yesterday at night?" >you shake your head, you've been sitting behind the computer in your room, listening to thrash metal as you wrote another scenario for an indie monster-girl game >as it seems, though, she got kidnapped last night >somebody broke into her house and snatched her away, and nobody seems to have seen anything >not surprising, people usually either sleep in their homes at night, or are busy with something, like you are >wait a minute, a break-in? >now this is unsettling >you thought you were relatively safe in your house, well, not anymore >gotta double-check that rifle, and maybe buy some more ammo for it >one night, you're finishing another story for yet another monster-girl >suddenly, power goes out right as you were in the middle of writing >you curse the faulty power-lines and save your work before your PSU battery dies down >looks like you've got to turn on that backup generator >you're about to head outside, when it strikes you >your neighbor got kidnapped recently, snatched right from her house >it might be that your power outage isn't tied to faulty power-lines, but rather is a result of intentional sabotage >you grab your rifle and some spare mags, you don't know who might you be against >listening to any unusual sounds, you quietly leave the room >there's no one inside so far, and no doors or windows are broken >carefully, you peek outside your house >it's dark outside, so you don't see if anybody's out there >you decide it would be better to sit through the night with no power, rather than risk it and get out >after a while, you hear somebody knock on your door >you aim your rifle at the door and wait for any further actions from the other side <"Please, open the door! Help me! I'm being pursued by a dangerous monster!" >whoa, really, now >somebody on the other side is being pursued, huh >and there was a considerable pause between the knock and the pleas for help, very suspicious >the knocking intensifies, and the pleas become more desperate, now more in line with someone in distress >well, guess what, you aren't fooled that easily >the pleas go on and on, as you calmly stand where you are, aimed at the entrance >about a minute later, whoever's outside seemingly realizes it's pointless and shuts up >you think you've heard a frustrated groan, followed by some curses you didn't hear, and receding footsteps >the rest of the night, you stay awake, wary of any sudden movements, sounds or shadows
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>>74716 >be Anon Incognitus >the last night left you tired as you were on a vigil through the entire night >you decided to take a short nap and then go to the police station >come to think of it, you should've probably called the cops right when that monster visited you >although, there wasn't much to report, so what if somebody knocked at your door for a solid minutes begging for help before leaving? >still, someone must've screwed with your power supply >and that's serious >you wake up at about 3 P.M. >damn, slept through it, you were going to get up earlier >anyway, check out the power at your house >haha, somebody simply flipped off the switch on the panel and didn't turn it back on >well, but that proves you have been a victim of a kidnapping attempt >somebody did that, expecting you to come out and check what's going on, so they could capture you >well, there's not much you can go to the cops with, but there's a chance that whoever did it the last night, will try it again >and that means, you might try to set a trap near the power breaker >once somebody tries to flip the switch, they go BAMM and strangled in your custom snare >you finished setting up the trap a couple hours before the dark, and decided to go visit the grocery store, to grab a couple beers and maybe something you could quickly heat up and eat >you see not many people being there, that's good, shorter lines >while you browse the shelves, you feel as if you're being watched >you can't say it for sure, but it looks like there's a figure dressed in all black, standing on the other side of the hall, watching you >that, or it might be unnecessary paranoia >after all, you can't see their face, you can't confirm if they're actually eyeing you, and they might be just browsing something like you are >you turn back to your beers, grab a couple Skyward Darks and head towards the fridge to buy yourself some turkey nuggets >these will go with noodles just alright, so you think as you move to the checkout >as you are being checked out, you think you saw that figure again >they're once again on the opposite end from you, dressed in all black, and you can't see their face >now that's worrying <"Um, Mr. Incognitus? Something wrong?" >the cashier is concerned as she sees your disturbed expression "Ergh, don't mind me. Just had a rough day yesterday. Think I'm seeing things" >she finishes checking you out <"Ah, yes, your neighbor got kidnapped. I sympathize with you. Well, that'd be 0.73 silver" >you pass her the coins and get out of the store >every now and then, as you get back home, you turn around >think you saw a familiar figure in all black once, but it was too hard to say >regardless, you better get back home quick and bunker up, with your trusty rifle by your side >as you enter your front yard, something nags you to check the mail box >you haven't been getting any mail recently, and you didn't order anything >still, your curiosity is unusually powerful, and it's directed towards the mailbox >you have to use some serious willpower to convince yourself to check it out after you put the beers and the nuggets in the fridge >once you're past your doorstep, the weird and sinister urge to go look inside the mailbox is over >okay, note to self, magical chucklefuckery in your mailbox, stay away from it at all costs >you lock up your house, check every entrance, every door and window, to be sure you haven't left anything open >well, now you just have to sit and wait >this night, the power doesn't go down >maybe whoever that was after you the other day decided to give up and get themselves an easier target? >you sit down behind your computer, ready to finish some of your side-stories >you think you've heard a knock on your front door >well, this time, whoever's out there, at least didn't switch your lights off >you grab your rifle and slowly, carefully, get down >when you're in the hall, somebody knocks again, three times and a bit louder >you carefully look out the windows, half-expecting to see the mysterious stranger from before suddenly pop up with a CREEPY face and scare the guts out of you >thirty or so seconds later, you see something being pushed under your door >you jerk up and aim your rifle at the door as the yellow envelope gets past the slit beneath your door >you hear receding footsteps again, this time without any mumbled curses >well, at least you don't have the overwhelming urge to open that envelope now >might mean it's gonna be alright if you open it, what do you think? >ergh, guess what, this whole experience has made you a bit hungrier, maybe you should eat something >you boiled some noodles, fried the nuggets you bought today, and open a beer bottle >it takes you about fifteen more minutes to finish your meal >you go back upstairs, cast a glance at the floor where you saw the yellow envelope >it did not mysteriously disappear, it's still there, where it was left >well, maybe it's a normal envelope, after all >although it's still just as normal as any other envelope being pushed under your door in the middle of your night by a mysterious stranger, possibly the one that got your power out the other day >you decide to leave it be for a while, and open it the next day, provided it wouldn't disappear or something >after all, you're in no rush to open it right now >you go back upstairs and finish a couple pages of your stories, before going to bed >whether to go to sleep while it's still night was a tough decision, but, judging from the behavior of your stalker(s), they can't just break in and get you out of your house for some reason >the next day, you have invited Tonnus Numeran, your friend and one of the five men in town (four thanks to Y. Mous' disappearance) >you told him about your recent experiences, he listens to you with an understanding look <"Yeah, yeah, I feel like I'm being watched, too. Though nobody seemingly tried to kidnap me, yet..." >you tell him you've received an envelope the other night, but you hesitate before opening it <"Ah, afraid it might be cursed or something? Hold on, let me check it out" >Tonnus pulls out a magical monocle and inspects the envelope <"Nah, there's no magic on it. You can open it safely" >you thank him and open the envelope >inside, there's just one thick paper card >when you look at it, suddenly you feel very, very disturbed <"Anon, man? What's wrong? Lemme see that..." >Tonnus approaches you and takes the paper card from your hands >the paper card is a photo >there are two people standing in the middle of a luxurious, rich-looking room >the one on the left looks a lot like the figure in black you saw yesterday, except that now you can see her face >she's stunningly beautiful, but her stern look and that sinister red glow in her eyes put her somewhere in the Uncanny Valley >the one on the right, well, it's unmistakably you >you, standing in one of your best suits >you know, the one you've been keeping for special occasions, the one nobody saw you wear for years
>>74527 MAGS NOT CLIPS
>>73962 i dunno about you but having a high society wightwife who can buy out elon musk ten times over sounds pretty sweet i like forgetting where i came from and ignoring social injustice the minute i have money
fuck demons
Wow, this thread is back to life! And there's some creepy stories, too. Me like it!
>>75000 I don’t care who Sargeras sends I’m not fucking a Succubus from WoW.
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>>74947 <"Uhm... so.., uh... uhm..." >Tonnus is as confused as you are >you certainly do not remember being in a luxurious house like that, nor having to do anything with a stunning, yet sinister girl like her >she's a literally-who, and yet, there's a photo of you standing right next to her >and it doesn't look 'shopped, either >you brainstorm your potential options, what could it all mean? <"Maybe it's an artifact from the future? You know, something that didn't happen yet, but certainly will at some point later?" "Or maybe it's a magical photo, that intends to brainwash me into believing I belong to that literally-who lady? I mean, those creepy red eyes, I can almost feel them glaring into my soul..." <"Nah, there's no magic on this photo. Though I do not deny that there might be some sort of hypnotic or psychological effect, the one that either didn't work on you or has already left an imprint on you..." >you're going back and forth like that, with no visible progress <"That reminds me, what about Anon Y. Mous? Wasn't he kidnapped first?" >Tonnus brings it up "umm... yes, but why'd you bring it up now?" <"Well, you see, in all those zombie infestation movies, you usually need to deal with the source of that infestation. Then, all those zombies are gonna stop invading!" >wait, that's an idea >only that there's a little problem with it "Well, that sounds good, but where are we gonna find Anon Y. Mous? The kidnapper didn't exactly leave a note with the coordinates of his containment place, so we could waltz in and rescue him like in some sort of an adventure-action videogame..." <"Hey, I've got an idea! There's an abandoned mansion twenty-three miles away. It was supposedly owned by a rich woman that was known to be very lustful, but ultimately she never found herself a guy and died a virgin..." >well, that sounds... a lot like what those monster-girls are >a gal that died a virgin, and is extremely lusty, perfect candidate for an undead monster-girl starting all this infestation "Uhm... so... we going?" >you set off to that mansion >by the time you have arrived, it was evening "Look, Tonnus. Let's hurry up, 'lright?" <"You don't have to tell me, man. Let's go" >you thought you'd find the fucking mansion easily, and you were wrong >you've spent another two hours to find that fucking place, damn it, it was really deep in that fucking forest <"Shit, man, I don't like it. Let's wrap it up quickly and get outta here." >Tonnus checked his flamethrower, you unholstered your rifle >the mansion seemed to be unguarded >well, guess the undead are all sleeping or something >guess it's not for long, so you'll have to make it really fast <"This place actually looks abandoned, maybe Mous isn't there?" "Well, one way to find out." >you carefully check every room and every corner of this building >every room seems neat, clean, as if it was recently visited >however, there isn't anybody but you two inside >when you were about to leave, you heard faint moans from somewhere below the ground >navigating by the sound, you arrive into the basement >it was converted into a complete bedroom, with bed, furniture and all that >and, above all, there was Anon Y. Mous, lying on the bed, moaning in delirium <"Mistress Nandra... I need you... where are you, Mistress Nandra..." >oh dammit, Mous got himself a domineering one >well, whatever, just gotta get his wifey and deal with her "Hey, Mous, it's me, Incognitus. Where's your, errm, wife?" >Mous weakly lifts his head up, and looks at you two <"wife... we aren't married, yet... Mistress Nandra keeps me here, until I become a man worth being her mate..." >oh shit, looks like Mous got snatched by a vampire <[Tonnus] "Not married? Wait, that means we can still save you! Hold on, Mous, let me--" >Mous knocks out Tonnus in one punch as he tries to retrieve him from the basement <[Mous] "DO NOT TOUCH ME!! NOBODY gets me away from my Mistress!!!" >unexpectedly, the weak-looking Mous immediately transforms into a raging savage, ready to destroy everyone that tries to get in his way >Tonnus retreats, not wanting to get another punch <"The hell's wrong with you, Mous?! What did she do to you?" <[Mous] "GET AWAY FROM ME!!! You want to take me away from my Mistress! I won't let you!" <[Tonnus] "Mous, you've been brainwashed! She is not your mistress, she's just a vampire bitch that claimed you for her enjoyment--" <[Mous] "RAAAAAAAAAH--" <[???] "What's going on? Who are you people, and what are you doing in my mansion?" >that new voice is much more chilling and authoritative, and it belongs to a woman, too >you turn around and see a very sinister lady dressed in all black, and she looks very unhappy "Umm, excuse me, lady. Are you the original invader?" <[???] "Invader? What are you talking about?" "Well, you see, our town is being swarmed by the high undead, and Mous here was the first one to go missing. Are you the one that started the invasion of our town?" >the vampire goes full "Oh-ho-ho-ho" for about forty seconds <"Boy, your town is not being 'invaded', as you say. We're people of this country, just like you. It's just that we like this place, and there are a lot of promising people in your town~" >you tell her that those "people" are creating quite some trouble for you, and you'd like them to please stop, pretty please >she goes oh-ho-ho for another forty-five seconds <"You cannot escape your destiny, boy. Think about it, what's so bad about this? Look at your friend Anon Y. Mous. Does it look like he's in pain, or suffering? Does it look like he's been treated badly?" >well... "uhm, yes?" <"*sigh.* Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, there is no escape for you, boys. Soon, our kind will dominate this land, and everyone who lives here! Muhahahahahahaha!!!" <[Tonnus] "Yeah, or we can torch you. This way, we will end the invasion of the undead!" <[Vampire] "What? --oh, ohohohohoho!!! This stereotype, seriously? What are we, some kind of zombie movie characters?" "What, you gonna tell me it won't work?" <[Vampire] "Of course not, you idiot. It's not like you have some kind of an epidemic and killing the patient zero brings everything to normal. Actually, epidemics don't even work this way. Neither I am the Queen Mastermind-whatever behind all this." >doggamnit, it was a nice try... <[Vampire] "Anyway, it's feeding time for me. You have one minute to get out of my mansion." >you didn't have to be told twice <[Tonnus] "Man, I can't believe we just left him behind..." "Ha! I think he actually enjoys that. At the very least, he's willing to whoop your butt if you try to get him away from her." <[Tonnus] "Still, she's definitely done something real bad to him! This is not the Anon Y. Mous we know!" "Well, he was a right-wing nut, always nagging about lack of authority and discipline, so he sort of got his personal utopia. You can be pretty sure he's gonna get a lot of it..." <[Tonnus] "Damn, man, I don't wanna be married to a vampire..." "Yeah, I hear you. And I don't know about you, but I've got some shady one gunning after me. While Mous is practically beyond saving, I am not." <[Tonnus] "Speaking of which, that lady that's after you... have you seen her up close?" "Nope, but if I'm gonna assume that she's the one on that photo, then it's bad business. She looked really creepy..." >as you talked, the sun began to set <[Tonnus] "Shit! It's getting dark out there! We gotta get outta there, and fast!" >you didn't need to be told twice >both of you bolted out of that forest as fast as you could, running towards your car >when you finally got to it, the sun was halfway set >meanwhile, there was one little detail both you and Tonnus failed to notice >the clock, visible on that photo in the background, displayed a date >09/26 >and today was September, 24
>>75109 this is how tonnus and incognitus have to be moving in 2 days
>>75109 I actually wonder what kind of a woman will capture Tonnus.
>>75023 Their lore is actually pretty sweet. It's a wonder every one in the setting isn't a warlock, Sargeras could take over the world with just an army of hot succubi waifus.
>>75219 >Their lore is actually pretty sweet. Elaborate.
>be anon >a space pirate, living in the age of blast-expansion >the space some twenty-and-so light-years around your homeworld is more or less developed, with the most populous non-homeworld having a population of 1.3B >you and your fellow free spacers mostly steer clear of that space unless really necessary, as it is heavily patroled by the confederate military >now, when people hear "pirate", they might be imagining some space brigands that raid ships and colonies >that's an obvious lie, although some pirates do attack ships and settlements >and then, they do it to obtain a husband, rather than steal resources or destroy civilization >after all, there's about 2000 women per one man, sometimes girls go desperate >most of you are simply renegades, that decided to live away from the core society >in fact, there isn't that much difference between you and the colonists living on the outskirts of civilization >the primary one being that you make your homes in space while the colonists choose to ground themselves to planetbound life >while every single pirate ship is sufficently armed, you usually do not raid others, instead making your living by illegal mining, scavenging, salvaging, and artifact hunting >obviously, the confederate government doesn't like you, since you don't answer to them >not like they can do anything about it, the outskirts are simply too large and vast for them to efficiently enforce their rule >not to mention that the total pirate military might rivals theirs >you enjoy the company of thirty-five girls, divided across six ships in your fleet >oh, and that's another part of being the only guy in your almost-entirely-female pirate band >in fact, men are almost never pirates or colonists >why bust your ass on some underdeveloped outworld, when you can find at least one woman that would take care of your needs? >well, suffice to say that you're on the run >not like you're a criminal or an outlaw or anything, but you do have your reasons >for now let's leave it at that >you travel through the Golden Band sector, to mine proglythian crystal from the asteroid bands circling around the otherwise-unpopulated silvery star >the stuff's rare, and only ever forms around the BX*-kind of stars, in close proximity and under special circumstances >whenever the government spots one such resource, bastards claim it immediately, so they could regulate and control access to it >you're lucky to find a yet-unexploited resource >even mining an unclaimed one is illegal, as the power-greedy government cunts want to regulate everything they could reach >well, it's only illegal if they catch you doing it >you land on a particularly big asteroid, and align your position with its surface >that thing barely has any gravity, without artifical alignment you wouldn't even be able to walk on it, let alone work >you're the one skilled in techs, so you're working with the scanner array >you're not gonna be mining the rocks yourselves, the auto-drones will do the job better than any of you, but you've got to map the rocks for the drones beforehand >it's a little more refined task than you'd expect >the surface temperature of the sunward side is a little below 1300 K, and that fucking rock is rotating, too >you've got to move along fast enough to keep up with its rotation rate, which is about once per 3 hours >with a twenty-five mile radius, that means you've got to move along at the speed of at least 52 mph >and the rock doesn't really cool much while facing away from the sun >your feet start getting hotter, even the protective multi-layer soles don't help much >and you haven't even marked a quarter of this fucking rock >fucking piece-of-shit heat... >your cribble thrusters are getting hot, too >probably means you've got to replace the drivers, those fuckers were supposed to operate with zero excess heat >well, not until you finish your fucking job, anyway >those crystals are worth a lot more struggles than a bunch of heat-leaking thrusters and hot feet <"Pheeeeeew..." >aaaaand that was the sound of the very last marker set up >time to get back to ship and release the drones while staying in the shadow of that asteroid <"Aaaaand... that's it. 6 metric tonnes of pure proglythide!" >the ship captain declares with excitement >you've got slightly more than six tons of the stuff, which converts into a generous amount of purematter credits when you sell this to the right people >time to head back to the Hub, where you can make the deal >The Hub is an informal name for the 3-ATP207 star system, a bright, searing orange-red giant with no tactical or economic wealth, and it is a perfect site for one of the Hubs >officially private habitat stations, those are populated mostly by pirates, outlaws, renegades... >people who have not found themselves a place within the core sector, in other words >you are a little bit nervous as you dock at the station >almost no male pirates also means, almost no males on this station >practically, it's no men at all, except you >you tried to stay at the ship many times, but when the owner of the station, Sara Minnug Ratskiller, politely but sternly told your captain to stop holding you back, you had to endure the trips here <"What's ya boy afraid of round here? Sure, we're all women and we're all hungry for a cutie boy~, but it isn't like he's been molested here, right? If ya goin' to keep him in, means we're a buncha savages and we can't be trusted to be civil, huh? That's a big insult ya making, ya know?" >Sara's a big girl, more than eight feet tall and with more muscle than you even thought could possibly fit on a demonoid, and she's a manticore >even your nai-ogre captain was intimidated enough >so with Sara's assurance that you shall not be molested during your stay, unless you consent, you got out of the ship with the rest of your crew >still, every time you get there, everyone's eyeing you >humans are one thing, but those monster-girls... >whatever they are, their primal desires are often way more expressed than in humans >in other words, they're lusty as hell, even by human standards >and you're a half-daemon, cold and intellectual compared to most humans >when they see someone like that, they have an instinctive urge to warm you up, in a sense >brrrr... <"Oh, that's some good stuff. Al'ight, lemme get ya in touch with ya client. She's gonna be there in 'bout three days, so feel free to stay in the hub if ya feel like it..." >Sara is a big, intimidating manticore, but she's a reliable partner, too >if you want to find a good buyer for whatever you're carrying, she always has connections with somebody interested >looks like you're going to stay here for a while >while it feels a little bit icky every time you stay in their spotel, there isn't any real threat in it so far >Sara promised you security through you stay, and she keeps to her word <"If only I could have a word with ya, Mr. Incognitus?.. In private, if ya won't mind" >ergh, what's that mean >did you just fuck up somehow?.. >nay, if that'd be the case, you'd be tumbling across space at this point >or, more likely, savaged by whatever monster-girls she'd throw you at <"Hey, relax, boy. I don't mean nothin' bad for ya. C'mon, let's have a talk now" >she leads you to her private residence, on topmost level of her habitat >well, in space, the concept of "top" is arbitrary >guess the bottom is where the arcano-gravity is pulling you towards <"Heh, come on in. Don't be shy. I'm not gonna eatcha" >well, that's true, after all, she's married >you relax a bit, and get inside >wow, her space-quarters are really gaudy >this could easily rival some of those richer gals' residences back in the confederate core space <"Hehe, like what you see? Come on in, I have somethin' to tell ya." >she leads you into what you think to be the guest hall, or what is it >that room is easily about as big as the first floor of the town hall in the capital city of Sceptrykal, the first and by now second-most populous off-homeworld settlement >and that's a real big one, you know <"Hey, don't feel too constrained. Take a seat, she'll arrive soon." >what was that last part... >just who is going to arrive? >wait, are you about to be sold as a slave?! >you're a little bit too scared to rebel here, though >maybe it's all a misunderstanding... <"Oh, here she comes. Linda, com'ere!" >you look up and see another manticore, younger and not quite as ripped, enter the room >she spots you almost immediately and eyes you, you can sense her desire building up from across the room <[Sara] "Well, Anon. What'd ya say 'bout my daughter~?" >wait... her daughter? >sure, you know Sara was married, that's half why you agreed to follow her there >but, a daughter that seems to be somewhere in her twenties?.. >and you already have a guess at why is she here <[Sara] "He-he. Ye caught Linda's eye when ye were last visiting us, sellin' dark silver. Remember that time?" >oh, yeah, about a month ago by your homeworld standards >you were mining "dark silver", a material with properties not unlike the monster silver, except it's found in space and is lighter than its monster equivalent <[Sara] "She's been lookin' for anythin' about ya ever since. And, ya know, every time she learnt somethin' about ya, she's been getting more bothered, if ya know what I mean~ So, if ya don't mind, how'bout ya spend yer time gettin' to know one another~?" <[Linda] "Mom, damnit all. I can speak for myself!" <[Sara] "Sure ya can, but I wanna make sure that everything's gonna get smooth, ya know? Once the young gentleman over here says yes, I'm gonna leave ya two to one another~" >uhm... >so that's what it was all about >she's trying to wed you to her daughter, it seems <[Sara] "Hear what, Anon. Linda's been' goin' after ya ever since she saw ya. Say, yer dealer's gonna be there in four days, a littl' longer than usual. Say, how'bout ya spend yer time with Linda, get to know one another? Eh, I don't mean nothin' serious by that, she's not gonna touch ya or anythin' if ya don't want that." >so, in other words, she's arranged this so you would get closer to her daughter <[Linda] "Don't worry, it's just like Ma says. Well, it's another thing if you would want me to touch you somewhere~" <[Sara] "So, what ya say, Anon?" >well... >honestly, you don't know >just like her mom, Linda has the typical manticore aura, a little tension mixed with pure, feminine aggression >on the other hand, she promises that it would be just like a date >and Sara says she's fallen for you ever since that time, and instead of jumping you outright, she decided to look things up about you, learn about you >so, what would it be?..
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>>75109 >you have arrived to your town way past nightfall >the very first question was, how do you get home without getting snatched >while driving, you have unilaterally agreed that the lady that was set after you is, most likely, a vampire >at night, they acquire insane power, becoming fast enough to disappear in a blink of an eye, and strong enough to move around ten times the mass of your car without exhaustion >they have only a few weaknesses, and outside of that, pretty much nothing can hurt them >well, they're pyrophobes, and Tonnus is carrying a flamethrower >you're not sure if he would be fast enough to torch that vampire before she captures you >fuck, you aren't even sure if the castle doctrine they seem to respect for some reason extends to your vehicle >if she really wants to, she might probably just break into your car and snatch you, or even snatch you together with the car and Tonnus >how are you gonna ensure you aren't going to be kidnapped during that short time you aren't in the car or the house?.. >wait, why do you even bother with that... "Hey, Tonnus. You have some money on you?" <"Yeah, a couple silvers, maybe. Why the question?" "How about we spend the night in that motel forty-five miles ahead of our town instead of heading home? This vampire lady will definitely jump me the moment I leave your car, I just know that. But I don't think she would expect us drive past the town and end up in a motel miles away..." >Tonnus looks at you for a while, pondering the idea <"Hey, that might actually work..." >you drive through your town and stop at the designated motel >carefully looking around to ensure you weren't followed, you get out of the car >well, no ultra-fast silhouettes kidnapping you swiftly, that's a win >you get in the motel and try to get a room >the goblin receptionist is eyeing you two very suspiciously >a couple seconds later, you realize just how it must look to her, two guys trying to rent the same room for the night <"...Room 403, please try not to wake up the resident apparition living next room. She's got very sensitive sleep, and if you wake her up, she'll spook you through the night" >phew, at least she didn't press further the issue of a potentially-gay couple >you find your room, number 403 >the "KEEP OUT" sign is hanging on the door >you also can't find the room the receptionist was talking about, where the apparition is supposedly living >you can't shake that feeling as if you have just entered the forbidden room or something >well, there's nothing you can do for now >Tonnus drifted to sleep, while you didn't feel like it yet >with your late-night shenanigans, you were used to staying up late until early morning >so you decided to finish some of your texts before you drop asleep >you couldn't sleep this night, and that's not just because you were a late-night person >all this time, you've had that nagging feeling, as if somebody's watching you "Phew. Well, we're not claimed" >you announce as morning comes >Tonnus is already awake and ready to go back home <"Hey, Anon, nice idea it was. Although I've had this weird dream, as if I've had a really long and intense sex with a really hot lady, that lives next door, you know?" >you are a little bit confused >what "next door"? you couldn't find anything like that "Well, good for you, I guess. Now, let's get going." <"I wonder if Marise is coming with me..." >you give him a long, inquisitive look >he just stares innocently at you >whatever, you've got to get back to your town >you have safely arrived to your home <"Well, guess see you later, Anon. *chuckles* Don't get snatched by somebody!" >Tonnus leaves you and heads back to his home >finally secure, you can have some sleep >you plop into your bed and doze off without a second thought >you wake up when it's already dark >shit, you must've been really tired to sleep this long >well, whatever, you're now hungry as fuck >you've just realized you didn't have practically anything aside from that sandwich you ate before falling asleep >and now, you don't really have anything you could cook swiftly >well, there's that frozen chicken in your fridge, but it'll take some time to defrost, prepare and cook it >you could just hit the grocery store, if you would wake up a couple hours earlier >obviously, you aren't risking it right now, when the sun has long since set and it's dark outside >doggamnit, guess you'll have to figure out how to get by... >your hungry thoughts were interrupted by the sound of your front door slowly opening >what the fu...? >but oh sure, somebody's opening your entrance door >holy shit, grab your rifle! >wait, you think you forgot to grab it along when you left your car >it means, your gun's safely stored away from you in the garage >oh noesies... <"Hi hi hi~ I'm sorry, your door was not completely closed, so I..." >a very familiar, sinister face appears from the other side <"...took it as my invitation~" >she showed up completely as she closed the door behind her >holy motherfucking blasterballs, it's her >tall, slender lady, dressed in all black >stunningly beautiful, with flowing golden hair >and those creepy, red eyes >well, you're positively out of ideas now <"Finally, I've got close enough to you... Anon Incognitus... YOU ARE MINE" >in panic, you dash in random direction >you don't make one step before she catches you and pins you down <"Hi-hi~ That was so cute. Did you really think you could run away from a dhampir?~" >wait hold on a second "...A dhampir?" <"Yes, that's what I am, what did you think I would be?" >suddenly, you feel a lot more relaxed "Really? Phew, man, I thought you were a fucking vampire!" >she stares at you in confusion for a couple seconds, before breaking into a laughter <"Wait, really? You thought I was a vampire?" "Well, you're wearing that black cloak, you only really show up at night..." <"Hey, I'm just trying to be stylish! And what's that about showing only at night? Thought you'd see me watching after you a couple days back in the grocery store. I was pretty sure you've noticed me..." >she thinks about something for a couple seconds before cursing loudly <"Doggamnit, if only I could've known it's gonna be like that! I'd dress up in something more normal, then. Holy shit, you really thought I was a fucking vampire, damn..." >well, that almost explains things, but "uhm, I hope it won't get you mad, but... what's with your red, glowing eyes?" <"Ah, these? Don't worry, they won't hurt you~ It's just that I have really strong magic. All this magical energy I've accumulated through training, it shows up in several ways, including those red eyes. Um, I hope they don't creep you out too much..." >well, now that you know she's a dhampir, you aren't bothered by them at all "Damn, why didn't you just hit me up for a chat, then? The way you were watching me from afar was really spooky..." <"Hey! It's not like I could just come up to a guy I like, like some of the other girls, and propose to him. I was nervous! I was thinking of the best words for our first meeting, you know, to make an impression..." >doggamnit, it's the guys who are supposed to be shy, girls are supposed to be assertive and just seize the moment >kinda like your stomach, that decided to growl like a motherfucker, ignoring the fact that you're with a fucking girl, dammit <"Hi-hi~ Oh, you're hungry? Let me whip you up something~" >she goes to your kitchen, and starts looking for something to cook >about a minute later, she turns around with a frown "Damn, there's not much I could make you. Say, how about we go to the store? Your noodles could also use some chicken, and tomatoes, too. Man, how are you living like that, anyway? It looks like I'm going to be fixing a lot of things in your life from now on..." >you're heading to the grocery store with your new girl >man, who could've thought she's actually this nice <"...I couldn't really find the best way to propose to you, you know? So I decided to just give you that photo. Um, I hope you don't mind if I actually used some future formation magic on it, so it would help us get closer together..." >aww, that's so cute "Erm, but why'd you switch off my power on the first day? That really spooked me..." <"...What? I didn't do anything like that..." "You know, the first day, when you decided to pretend that you're in distress and try to get me to open that door..." <"Wait... what? That wasn't me..." >errm >does that mean it's still not safe to be outside at this moment?.. >just as you think about it, you sense another presence, and a really strong one <[???] "To think that you would be so foolish to get outside in the middle of the night. Our time. Well, as expected from a mere commoner, after all." >oh man, this one didn't sound very good... >you turn towards the source of the voice and see a real vampire <[???] "I couldn't get you back on that day, since you were apparently smart enough to not open your door to untrusted strangers... but now, it's my lucky day~" <[Stella, the dhampir girl] "Okay, that's it." >she pulls out a six-barreled machine gun from her right pocket and blasts the vampire with full power >to your horror, it does absolutely nothing to the bloodsucker bitch <[Stella] "Whoopsie... Anon, we run now." >she picks you up and gale-fast runs back to your home, when the vampire blocks your path <"Not so fast, lady. You're carrying something - someone - that belongs to me." <[Stella] "Really? Who the hell are you, actually?" <[Vampire] "My name is Delilah von Kempen. I have come here to fulfill my destiny; and that means, to seize Anon, and abuse and humiliate him for the whole three and a half years!" >wait, that line sounded familiar >didn't you read a story like that somewhere?.. <[Delilah] "Okay, I've waited enough. You're coming with me. Now." >a brilliant idea comes to your mind "LOL, no. You've got the wrong Anon." <[Delilah] "What? What do you mean?.." "Look, the guy you're looking for is called Anon Anonson. I am Anon Incognitus. Actually, I don't think you're even from this world. You sound like you definitely come from somewhere else." >the vampire pulls something out and hastily checks it <[Delilah] "Aww, SHIT, I've almost got the wrong Anon AGAIN! Well, I'll be on my way, then. Take care." >she disappeared in a poof of white magic, presumably into another world <[Stella] "Well, actually, there isn't any difference between you and Anonson. Both names represent the same individual..." "Tssss. Just don't let her know that."
>>75331 >[Vampire] "My name is Delilah von Kempen. I have come here to fulfill my destiny; and that means, to seize Anon, and abuse and humiliate him for the whole three and a half years!" Oh damn, I remember that one. Out of all mge vampires she's probably the biggest bitch. She actually deserves a beating, hope the techno-genius anon will blast her with some plasma cannon when she arrives to another world and tries anything with him.
>>75290 Marry the manticore! Marry the manticore! Marry the mantico
Monster girl election shenanigans incoming.... >>72892 "We need to control everything to save the children", Benedict says Recently, Bella Benedict has made a strong statement regarding her vision of the course of development of Kannyrek under her government. According to her vision, the solution to the over-hyped and misrepresented issue of child abuse lies in increasing the state control over key activities of the citizens - such as social media, access to information, as well as enhanced surveillance and oversight in digital space. "Liberal paternalism and "soft" measures such as corporate surveillance and propaganda are not nearly enough to properly screw the populace into submission," she argued. "We have been fighting for total control over information space for decades. Control the narrative, and you can control the population, so you can screw them at will. But what can we do if our communication networks are free from oversight, so anyone - especially our children - can easily access just about any public information?" According to Ms. Benedict, control over children's access to information is especially important. "It is a well-known fact that the foundation of human personality is being formed during the childhood. If we don't brainwash our children into being submissive since young age, they'll grow discontent and rebellious, disrupting our well-established system of control. They'll question anything and everything, disrupting the moral framework we've been using to keep them docile and compliant. How are we gonna screw them into submission if they're not raised to be submissive, in the first place?" The public information exchange has been largely free of government interference since its inception. As a nation founded on the principles of individual liberty and constitutional rights, Kannyrek is naturally resilient towards any measures that, in any way, violate an individual's ability to express oneself in the way they see fit, and act out of their own interests first. However, as most of our people are monsters, the desire to violate others, dominate them, control them - sometimes by force, as it is common for monsters - will inevitably manifest itself. Ms. Benedict, and the TCP at large, make it their goal to enable her people to do exactly that to others. "Knowledge is power, and knowledge of one's life grants us power to exert control over said individual. The more knowledge we have regarding a man, the more opportunities there are for us to fuck him in a variety of ways. Building an extensive personal profile on every citizen of our country allows all of us monsters to screw pretty much anyone, anytime, in any way we imagine. Therefore, it is imperative for us to establish a robust system of omnipresent surveillance - and, of course, to pair it up with a reliable, effective system of information control." "Of course, people would normally never agree to something like that," the TCP candidate elaborated. "This is why I implore you to think of your children. When the state needs to promote a restrictive law, or a mandate, or any other measure that would be severely restrictive or hurtful for the citizens, theyrun into the inevitble problem of civil resistance; however, when they provide an exceptional reason for such measures, the populace is far more susceptible towards the measures they would never accept otherwise. We call this reason 'the Compelling Excuse'. So, please, think of your children. Allow the state to control and regulate everything you see, do and, ultimately, think. It's for your own good; we only need to pressure you enough until you actually believe it."
>>75355 I don't get it, but now I'm interested. Who is Delilah von Kempen and why does she deserve a punch in the face?
>>75331 That's actually a good ending, I've already been teaching my army of pigeons to star crapping on your car every time you wash it once you would finish the story with anon being claimed by the creepy vamp. >>75522 She's a hideous vampire bitch from The Coupling, and she was tormenting a poor boy for over 3 years instead of admitting her feelings for him. Guy almost grew up hating her, and the only thing stopping him from that is that she made it feel really good when she sucked his blood I would say she doesn't just deserve a punch in the face, she deserves a full fucking gatling fire.
>>75220 >It is not uncommon for a succubus in a mortal's servitude to fall uncontrollably in love with him or her; this occurrence is not always to the master's advantage, though, for a devoted succubus can be prone to fits of extreme jealousy, especially when her master deals with those of the opposite sex. Also if memory serves, they're lured in by items of pure love, like the heartswood, though I can't find any quest logs online so idk if I'm misremembering. >Most warlocks tend to trust their succubus's natural instincts in combat. This trust comes as much from respect for her abilities as it does from the realization that a succubus may ignore an order she doesn’t agree with anyway. This is especially true when an opponent threatens her master directly, as she may become reckless trying to save him. Now this apparently comes from the RPG monster guide book and is considered non-canon, but they also put faggot incubi into the game apparently and I consider that non-canon, personally. But yeah, between their protectiveness, and what they're most attracted to in summoning them being romantic tokens of love, I think they're pretty sweet girls. They're also perfect monstergirls by form, hooves, horns, wings, tail. They're more monstergirl than KC succubi, while keeping all the hallmark proportions, and that's pretty rare in a non-mg setting.
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>>75599 found the heartswood description >In the War of the Ancients, two lovers fell together in battle. Where they took their last breaths, a tree known as the heartswood grew, a symbol of their undying love. >That should be enough to tempt a succubus. You will find it in the ruins of Ordil'Aran in the northwestern part of the forest of Ashenvale. >Thus we use its own strength against it. With the hearts of good men, pure men, loving men, the succubus will be unable to resist, and will cross into our world. Then you can dominate it, and make it your own. >The other is Comar Villard, a man who remains faithful to his lost love, wandering the Wetlands for a sign of his wife. >I have no doubt that a succubus would be attracted by their purity. So yeah, they're posessive, protective romantics. Sounds like good girl material to me, best girl even.
>>75373 What's the tcp stance on religion? Do they use chief god as the reason to moralfag? Do they worship some other god? Do they tell you you can't touch yourself because the chief god doesn't like it?
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>>75599 >>75601 Damn that is pretty sweet. Another one for the good western succubi pile.
>>75620 The TCP endorses the only true religion, the Kotfardian Romanticism. The religion views Eros and Mara as the primary goddesses, and Chief God is abhorred (basically the equivalent of Satan). So why they do not moralize in the name of God, they verily do so in the name of Eros. >can I touch myself NO. As it is written in the Celestial Romance, Revelations 13-4-6, "And those who touch their peenor shall be visited by Mara, and she shall cut their balls off. For love and light, motherfuckers!" The Celestial Romance, as we all know, was written by Eros, and is totally not something we have forged and presented as divine scripture.
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Pew! Pew! Festive posting coming up! Even if it's a bit late. https://archiveofourown.org/works/79526636
>>75882 That would a perfect opportunity to rebrand santa outfit into lewd santa valentines outfit and pretend she's totally not late
>>75887 This is really hilarious, because it made me remember Evil Robot Santa from Futurama. He was always running and gunning people on Axe-mas. And he was also running late in episode 4x02.
>>75219 They knew what they were doing when they gave you like a harem of them to pillow with in the Legion class hall for Warlocks.
>>75641 Succubi sit in a good position. They've been the personification of unrepentant whores for thousands of years, so if you're gonna do something creative with them, you almost have no choice but to play with that expectation. Suddenly succubi become obsessive, possessive, exclusionary and distinguishing with their love. Turns out literal sex demons made entirely for (you) make for pretty neat girls
>>75702 So, what about abortions? Is TCP fanatically pro-life? What about porn, do they want to ban it, too? Also, half irrelevant, but what about TCP's stance on guns? Do they want you disarmed and helpless or are they gun nut friendly?
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>>76020 >Is TCP fanatically pro-life? Anon, all monster-girls are pro-life. Although yes, TCP pays a special attention to anti-abortion agenda, because the state needs as many working hands as possible. After all, coordinated workforce is the source of a thriving economy. because those damned liberal daemons from another party exist and they're not as hard on pro-life! >What about porn, do they want to ban it, too? YES. Pornography allows easy sexual gratification, so those monsters that want to subjugate you through sex want it gone. Not only a sexually-satisfied man is harder to seduce, how are those monsters going to motivate you to give your life fighting for your overlords in a war that doesn't serve your interests one bit and do other things for cheap if they can't motivate you with pussy? And they don't know any other motivators. >what about TCP's stance on guns? All free people (that means monsters) have the right to keep and bear arms. As for you peasants, why do you need weapons? The police will protect you. When they aren't plotting to break into your house at 3 AM and rape you for an arbitrary reason, that is.
>>76219 >>72892 You know what, anon, Benedict sounds like my kind of woman. I want to preach and moralize to other people, and I want to use the power of government to force my beliefs on others, so I guess her right wing agenda fits me. Tell me, what are the chances of my house being randomly raided by the FBI (Foxy Bureau of Investigation)? I might go with that libertarian chick if the chances are too high.
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[Kannyrek News] "We're all gonna die of climate change in 5 years if you do not submit to our regulations now", NPR-sponsored scientists say Every 5 years, scientists warn us that, if we do not submit to the regulations proposed by Danaya Sevenclaws and her allies, we're all gonna die of the devastating climate change. This is one of such quintiannual warnings which have never come anywhere closer to being true, and this time, we're being for real, now. "Solar activity is cyclical," the diviner cow scientist explained. "Roughly within 11 years, solar output goes through a full cycle, going from high to low and then to high again. Since the climate on our planet - and pretty much any planet we could imagine - depends primarily on the star's output, that means, our planet's climate alternates between hotter and colder within roughly 5.5 years. Right now, we're nearing the coldest point, so we'll be telling the people that in 5 years we're all gonna fry if they won't submit to our regulations. Then it's gonna be an ice age warning again..." "It's no biggie if they don't submit now, after all, if they don't, we'll just repeat the fearmongering several years later," Ms. Sevenclaws explained. "But, I really wish we would take control sooner rather than later. So, take action to save the planet!" Selena Sieberg, the leader of Progress for Prosperity of People, has expressed great support for the NPR's climate agenda. According to her interview, the issue of climate change is "paramount" and "should be addressed as soon as possible". "As a demon, I see great merit in her agenda," she said in an interview with Gag 'N' Fuck News. "Most popular science today functions a lot like religion: above all, people are not supposed to question it. If the pope, err, the scientists say we're gonna burn, then we're gonna burn, and anybody daring to question it is a heretic and should be burned. With monster pink flames, of course, we aren't like humans. The point is, climate change sounds like a great armageddon scenario, and if we can push it, we've got a great tool to scare the masses into obedience so we can screw them however we want." "Since it's so hip and trendy, I would also like to make it a racial issue," she continued on. "As a fellow Person of Color, I agree that screwing white men should be a priority for us, so most of our bullshit should be aimed at them. I mean, why bother with chinks and sandniggers? They're already living under effective, working authoritarian regimes, climate change narrative would be simply redundant for them. The white man, on the other hand, still enjoys considerable freedom and personal autonomy, so we need to focus our efforts on him. Concentrate our propaganda on himto break him, and then we finally can screw him into submission however we want." After this speech, Danaya fist-bumped and high-fived the demon, saying, "My nigga."
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Me, I would rather get some votes on my other post >>75290 So what should Anon do? Get on with the manticore's offer? Politely decline? Agree but quietly escape later? Something else? So I can go on with the second chapter of this story
>>77254 >Agree but quietly escape later? This but fail miserably and get manticore shotgun wedding. Except instead of a shotgun, mom has her tailpussy locked and loaded with spines ready to expedite the ceremony.
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A young man is walking through a small village one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into a bar, and sees a grizzled old man, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, "Hey old timer, why the long face?" The old man looks at him and points out the window, "See that dock out there? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, nail by nail, but do they call me McGregor the dockbuilder? No, no." The old man continued, "And see that ship out there? I've been fishing these waters for my village for thirty-five years! But do they call me McGregor the fisherman? No, no." The old man continued, "And see all the crops in the farms out there? I planted and have been farming those crops for my village for nearly 45 years! But do they call me McGregor the farmer? No, no." The old man starts to cry again, "But you screw one goat...
I'd vote for the "Leopards Raping Human Faces" party. Of course my face would remain unraped, I'd be saf
>>77503 Now we just need a monster girl party into fingerblasting, so i could drown in monster girl pussy juice, bonus point for added breast milk.


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