What killed the dragons dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE.

>>89358 But the dinosaurs are alive and well. We have cockatrice AND dragons now, so really it's like having more dinosaurs than before. Wait Ms. Dragon, I wasn't calling you old or a spinster, I was just saying

>>89354 I go to the pond to feed the ducks

I want to polish Malef-sama's claws and brush her hair. It is what humans like me are meant for.

>>89361 you just want to get your hands on that meaty tail don't you?

>>89362 Well duh. But look at that hair, so long, soft and silky looking. All parts of Dragon are good they all must be touched and given appropriate attention and reverence.

>>89357 Lol, you inspired me.

>>89364 >Trashslop >Inspiration

>>89364 probably best saved for the AI thread anon

>>89362 Don't we all?

>>89362 I thought it's about touching her hands. Gotta work up the courage for proper handholding.

>>89368 What you do is grope her from behind while you oil her scales. They can't help but their big meaty claws on top of your hands when you do that, and now she's the hand holding slut.

>>89356 Notice that none of these dragons are wyrms or ryus.

THE GRILL MISTRESS IS READY TO GRILL.

>>89349 >wock refuses to exercise or go on a diet because she's a "bbw" now

>>89373 Good thing she doesn't know about the cake under my bed. Oh no, now she's stuck with her giant dragon but hanging out. The cake was a lie, of course.

I goon to dragons. I am a dragoon.

reptileposting

>>89376 Cows aren't reptiles.

>>89377 Second-last one isn't a cow, tho.

>>89378 I mean the middle one looks like just a cow with skin condition if you ask me.

>>89379 Second-last is objectively best. Middle one's terrible. Look at how smol her horns are.

>>89361 >>89363 Dragons have an incredible ability to commend reverence. Some want to worship and others want to conquer, but all desire the dragon.

>>89381 I entirely agree; I desire nothing more than to worship Miss Jabberwock's enormous dumptruck of an ass.

>>89382 Anon right now

>>89383 Okay, you got me, she indeed big.

>>89384 Big girls deserve love too.

>>89385 That they do.

>>89385 Yes

AND! Smol girls deserve love too. Also pancakes.

Dead hours

large demon honkers

>>89393 does anyone actually read the malef profile?

>>89394 50% of people are functionally illiterate

>>89396 she's easygoing and wants the sex

>>89398 no? her only crime is loving too much.

>>89394 Rejecting the profile and substituting your own is a common practice.

>>89401 suit yourself

>>89364 I like the idea but either learn to draw or hire a proper artist ya bum

Slime molds can easily solve labyrinths, therefore Slimes are a high-INT build, therefore Slimes know magic You cannot refute this logic

>>89400 Yes but normally that's used to make the women more personable, not to make them not only more aggressive but also less lewd in the same breath

>>89404 shoggy is smart shoggy knows everything shoggy knows all I am afraid of shog

>>89406 Mastah does not fear Wikipedia, why should mastah fear Shoggypedia?

>>89405 What's wrong with that?

>>89407 She less scary than Wikipedia's lies

>>89409 >This is the power of my Stand, ⸢Maid of Steel⸥

I need a hound to rescue me from this hell.

>>89391 >nipple spike >squirting tail >pubes That's one spicy demon

>>89408 >what's wrong with taking the waifu traits out of the waifu in a waifu setting Idk mang