Okay so I may be a big nerdy learncow bait by saying this, but I was reading Roland Barthes' book Lover's Discourse, where he recognizes one figure of said discourse being the idea of "atopos" (Greek), that the one we love is so special and unique that she cannot be categorized or classified, that she's in a set of 1, herself. After that preamble, only question remains: what makes YOUR waifu so special that she can't be classified, categorized or in any other way compared to anyone else?

SIX SEVEN

>>88170 Chesh, you are two threads late. Are you descendant of a giant slug?

>>88165 She's mine. Don't think too hard, nerd.

More succ less blow

>>88174 >suck >squeeze >bang >blow

Are Cheshires bitey?

>>88179 Nibbler. Glomper.

>>88009 >be Anon >your Spooder-waifu spins&knits you new underwear everyday >soft warm and cumfy, kinda cute >after a few weeks you start to wonder where all your old underwear goes...

Spider make clothes. Moth eat clothes. The circle of life.

>>88188 It's a doggy-dog world after all

>>88179 I hope so if like nibbling or little more when in overdrive mod

>>88190 Sometimes I get so caught up in the memes and smugness I forget the cheshire cat is for fucking

>>88191 I think about it a lot because she's my favorite mamono. On the other hand, I always forget about the memes in my daydreams and I don't consider the smug factor enough.

>>88192 >Has cheshire lost the edge on smug: An analysis into the rise of 'alt smug monsters'

>>88097 >challenge a proud Dragon to "show off her strength" by carrying Anon on her back >Anon gets put in one of those hippie-parent chest-harnesses hanging off underneath her as she flies >proud Dragon doesn't want to have to exert herself flying everywhere >uses a few of her coins to buy a fancy carriage and hire 4 Centaurs to draw her around >very haughty Dragon waving at the mamono-peasants as she rides past >"Stand&Deliver!" >Ohno, its the Masked Anon highwayman >perhaps he will steal her gold hoard padding from her carriage... >perhaps he will raep her and make her perform all those obscene and demeaning depravities in those trashy schlick-novels... >masked Anon Highwayman is riding on a masked black steed >ohshit! >they free all 4 Centaurs for a hoss-pussy harem >dragon left stuck on the side of the road >everyone in town points and laughs as she has to drag her own carriage home

>>88186 Funny in the irl Caribbean that Indian Roti bread is called "bust up shirt" because it looks like you're eating layers of old ripped cloth. >hmm, maybe get a Island Spooder waifu >big Banana Tarantula fluffy type >ask her to maybe go out for jerk chicken >she brings her own roti spiced with Anon-mana

69 with succ. Eating succ pussy. Getting your cock succ’d. Licking her butt. Getting to grope her tail.

69 is where girls with long tongues really shine. Akaname surprised how good your tongue feels on her body, and licking Mucus Toad's crotch is fun in more ways than one.

>>88170 That meme is long dead. Slowchesh is SLOOOOOOW.

>>88207 The zenshire, mindfulshire, tortoiseshire cat goes at her own pace.

I can't stop thinking about this, especially the first picture. She looks a little scuffed on the surface with the plain clothes and scratches, but has a radiance to her like she's some fox goddess' lost daughter that was raised by kind commoners or something.

>>88208 I bet she cuddles HARD.

>>88212 Perhaps. If that is what was meant to be.

birdposting

>>88213 When cuddling hard, one must ask the question: who is it that is cuddling?

>>88212 How to not reach perfect zen when meditating with the slow purring purple kot

>>88216 Not gonna lie—I’d fall asleep.

>>88216 I would actually attend a meditation/mindfulness class if it was ran by monsters. Mindfulness with mad hatter.

Head empty. Just mushrooms. A teapot flying through the atmosphere at a million miles per second, but the dormouse inside is a calm as as cucumber.

>>88218 i'd feel a lot better after a session of therapeuticaly squishing and squeezing ms flayer

>>88220 What if she squids you and then cuddles your smol squid body like a plushie.

>>88221 she needs mental health and wellness too

>>88222 >Squid anon becomes the therapy squid for his local monster group >No talking unless you have the squid - wait your turn for the squid

>>88223 >Other Anons in therapy group do not like this arrangement >Due to “incidents” no bicorns are allowed.

>>88218 >open the door >5 bogeys staring you down this was a setup

>>88226 You will feel comfortable. You will consider sharing your feelings. You will enjoy the free hot drink and cake.

>>88227 Is it… carrot… cake?

>>88229 It is a lemon drizzle cake, but they change it and sometimes one of the bogeys bakes one fresh. I’m sure they will accommodate carrot cake.

>>88225 Do not send the bicorn to couple therapy

>Bicorn has husband troubles >Ever since the gremlin joined the harem, he’s been using her horns and a fat rubber band to make a crude missile weapon >Then demands to “sneak up on” Mrs. Grem to slam her with condoms full of ink or cakes in plastic bags or some other nonsense >Specifically, Mrs. Corn needs a stealthy wife in the mix to teach her stealth. >But hubby is more a “Go Loud” guy and is hard to interest in sneaky types Why are they like this.

>Still no kots to share the bottle of wine with Tiresome, Druella failed us.

>>88233 >Husband wants to go loud >For some reason this means she needs to be stealthy Why ARE they like this? Just get him a titania and let the prank war begin.

Hello. I would like to order a hellhound, a gremlin, a large ogre and a side order of Apophis. To go. Thanks.

>>88235 Or and hear me out: A whole goddamn village of fairies.

>>88238 They'd have disappointingly small payload individually, but with some teamwork... You might be into something. Plus, you could fit them all in a shoebox or two.

>>88239 >Dozens of fairies crammed in a shoebox >iPhone along on side blasting out techno Fairy rave parties

I personally feel that all monster girls that aren't overtly big or small (i.e. ogres, fairies, etc.) should average at a height of 6 and a half feet to seven feet; partially because it helps emphasize the monster aspect of monster girls, partially because I find it as hot as hell. Your thoughts?

>>88241 >t. Anon who marries a 150 cm tall imp

>>88241 >Your thoughts? Six and a half to seven feet is already overly tall for a woman. I'm here for exotic girls rather than anything truly monstrous myself, but to each their own.

>>88241 Hell no, we should have diverse height from 5 to 7 for all purposoe and tastes

>>88241 I really like tall girls and I agree with your premise, but I think you should just extend it in both directions. The average monster girl height has a large standard deviation. You get small ones. You get tall ones. Even for monsters with different body types like centaurs, arachnids and lamia. Visual diversity and caters to men with every taste.

>>88245 Jumping Spider-chan is VERY HAPPY with your post.

>>88246 I want to see her slightly unnerving but still very cute happy dance!

>Abaddons are 200cm some up to 250cm >They are AMONG the largest monsters so far The large monster club... not to be confused with oni's large monster club.

>>88248 Oh what Miss Fairy calls my weiner.

>>88248 >250 cm The Big Buzz.

>>88250 That’s also the height of Miss Fox’s mofu. The Big Fuzz.

>>88251 That's also the height of Officer Heckund. She's not The Big Fuzz though, that's what they call officer Abby, who's even taller.

>>88252 Really the MGCPD spends way too much on getting uniforms for monsters of all shapes and sizes.

>>88253 More like not enough. Officers Mino and P'orc have uniforms that constantly look like they're about to burst around the hips and bust, and Officer Oni's uniform actually does burst into ribbons any time she flexes. No one else has that problem, just the police department.

>>88245 That's an entirely fair point, yeah.

>>88254 Button projectiles are part of an officer's arsenal. And miss oni is bringing on herself by flexing. As an aside, a more practical, realistic police outfit for some monsters is paradoxically just as hot to me as the 'sexy' police outfits

>>88234 Druella is a boomer

>>88257 >*sips vintage wine* >"aaaaaaaaaaaah" >"Birds of Love Live at the Lescatian Palace?" >"What an album"

Hmmmm daydrinking with your drink buddy in Lescatie nice district to make the rent cheaper

>>88259 Manticore who paints "This space 4 rent" on the inside of her wings.

>>88260 Oh, no, a big wingspan! My one weakness!

>>88261 The wings are actually the least dangerous body part of the manticore. I'm serious. Name other part of the manticore and it is more dangerous than her cuddly wingburrito wings.

>>88263 her fluffy ears

>>88264 All the better to hear you with!

>>88263 Mofu

>>88266 Powerful tranquilizer that allows an urban core, with but a mere hug, to sequester you from prying eyes to a private room and then [REDACTED]

>>88170 why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a six-offender, duh. next question.

It's year of the hoss, so I'm writing a story about a centaur who reconnects with her ancestral roots in the steppe. What are some fun steppe things?

>>88269 throat singing

>>88269 Step aerobics!

>>88265 Easy to nibble also her neck is a weakpoint but hard to reach

>>88270 I wonder if Centaurs could sing with the full force of their horse diaphragm

>>88272 >her neck is a weakpoint that is what the mofu is for (among many many other evolutionary reasons). It is a barrier that stops you from scritching the neck.

>>88269 Kumis. Or yurts.

>>88274 It won't I want to touch, rub and brush that area even more. Ok maybe it's a distraction but it would be effective too, I guess.

>>88276 You can desmug a proud core, who is so confident in her biological superiority over humans, by simply groping the mofu and foresting your way through it until you get to the EXTRA SENSITIVE part of her nape - made even more sensitive because it's not exposed to air.

>>88277 Cool batkot fact, thanks. Now let's not tell them about our own weakness to the bean or scalp massages or hug or affection in general

>>88278 I’m weak to being facesat but luckily her big fat tail gets in the way.

>>88239 please do not perform the Pikmin maneuver with your fairies they might be magically resistant to trauma and pain, they might even enjoy flying through the air after being forcibly thrown, but it teaches them the wrong thing. instead, try other games as a reference guide to how to handle your fairies. like RTS/citybuilding where you assign control groups and give orders and let them engage more proactively, or something more lighthearted like a visual novel or dressup. some tabletop games are also ok, but most won't fit a large amount of fairies so they're not recommended to most fairy coordinators

>>88280 >pikmin maneuver I will throw fairies onto a larger monster until she surrenders. I will “swarm” them if they resist. I will use a whistle to call my loyal fairies back to my side if it looks dangerous.

>>88277 Wouldn’t that make her MORE smug? >batcat chuffs at Anon’s attention >”Good boy!~”

>>88283 Nah I would call her good girl first also she's purring and I'm falling asleep while groping so...

>>88283 Are you insinuating I have ulterior motives in my TESTED anti manticore (anticore) tactics? Are you suggesting I want to smuggen manticores? To enable them to attack anons and nibble their ears and lovingly rape them?

>>88285 Yes, because it takes one to know one.

domesticate the core

>>88287 No! Feralize the core!

>>88287 i do think about it sometimes, put her in a maid outfit too but being careful to not go too far, we don't want a backfire

>>88289 No! You want a backfire. You want the prim and proper manticore maid to snap! To revert dramatically back to her predatory ways in a blaze of rape.

>>88290 No, I actually don't. I want the subcore experience for life. That's why I'm in jail waiting for my sentence.

The only subcore I want is the subcore sandwich - with my face as the filling between two loaves of core paw bean bread

>>88292 Anon is an idiot sandwich.

>>88293 i would accept manticore calling me an idiot sandwich if she did that with her paws. she's a smart kot after all. maybe i am an idiot sandwich

Maybe a switchcore would be cool too but I would need a demo first

>>88295 <I would need a demo first >*EXPLOSION* >What makes me a good democore? >If I were a bad democore, I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE DISCUSSIN IT WITH YA NOW WOULD I?

>>88296 Damn it, chocolate Scottish core it is

>>88296 >always extra drunk because of that bottle of scrumpy shoved into her tail >prepares sticky bombs filled with her spines >randomly charges at anon

>>88296 >Demomanticore

>>88301 BIG BOW

>SO! >To all ye' fine anons, so proud... >So cock sure! >PRANCIN' ABOUT WITH YOUR BALLS FULL OF SEMEN! >COME AND GET ME I SAY! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the ole' realm silver. >I'm a grim bloody batkot with a damn hungry tail end! Oh they're going to have to glue your pelvis back together... IN BED.

>>88301 I need a Troll packaged like that

>>88197 coconut crab wife

>>88301 How WOULD a Cheshire respond to being big-time startled? It could get bad. Really bad. She's got teleportation powers.

>>88277 What even the fuck is the point of their rufflepuff mofu collar if you can’t just grab them and get a fat face full of fur?

>>88308 That is the point. It has many points. Mofu is multifaceted. Many roles. Like the liver.

>>88308 You CAN do that, but I still maintain that it makes a manticore MORE smug, not LESS, when you do so.

It's not a question of can. It's not about feasibility, unless she's a very large manticore, in which case you need a stepladder. No, it is a question of will. Of daring. Of placing your destiny in the big fluffy beans of fate. Will she smug or desmug? Will you succumb to her soporific mofu, or will you prevail?

>yes Mrs. Monster, you and your husband COULD fight me and claim this dungeons prize >OR you could walk into this comically obviously rune trap and be teleported to the entrance and inflicted with the [HYPERFERTILITY] curse for the next 5 minutes

>>88311 If I get mofu, I prevail. Simple as.

Give me a mamono cowgirl (as in female cowboy counterpart, not girl who is a cow) name.

>>88314 Daisy

>>88314 Cassy

>>88314 Alexis Texas

>>88315 >>88317 Okay, I think combining these into Texas Daisy sounds neat.

>>88318 Hannah Montana!

Gnu Mexico! (Gnu monster girls only)

>>88320 Hurd 1.0 never ever.

>>88321 Oh, my stars. I haven't heard that phrase in a coon's age.

>>88269 Fermented hossmilk

Bless my soul. Wurm is on a roll.

>>88329 i prefer my wurms a la carte

>>88330 You're gonna need a big cart.

>>88329 >Wurm is on a roll. What kind? Kaiser? Jelly?

>>88333 Cinnamon rolls! The jelly roll got squished.

>>88335 omg she gonna be sticky af And smell nice

>>88329 Monster of the week on every snek opinion poll

It's Friday! Do your best at work tomorrow anon so you can get anti stress special snuggles with your auntster all weekend long

>>88339 Ruining my auntster's body by making her give birth endlessly and not taking responsibility for my daughters

>>88301 Beautiful

>>88311 I see big fluffy kot, I touch it, simple as

>>88340 >monster too lazy to deal with loose skin after pregnancy >the solution: just get pregnant again

>>88269 Blue furred werewolf girls (tengrism) living with horse girl nomads. Archery. Shamanism. They're a pretty kino culture tbqh

>>88349 That sounds neat, I'll use them

>>88350 In fact, the centaurs should be your horses (in my humble opinion) though, obviously horse people, but the blue werewolves should be your stand in for the mongolians themselves. (in my humble opinion.) just figure out how to interface wolf paws with recurve bows. But I actually really like the werewolf profile since she does have claws more than paws. I know know about the nails though, can you shoot a bow with claw nails? They'd need to use that thumb and curled finger grip. If you're lost on the significance of the Blue Wolf, just think it's basically Mongol Romulus and Remus. Now that I think about it, all the wolf mothers birth chad conqueror civilizations but I've never heard of a conqueror or ruler being descended from a cat. Wolfgirls > catgirls.

>>88351 >Wolfgirls > catgirls. Shots fired.

>>88351 I think I'll let the Centaurs do the archery, it's in their profile pic after all

>>88353 Just spitballing. You do you. Me, I think the wolves should be the primary archers. The horses can obviously be archers, and centaurs and archery has long gone hand in hand. But I'd shit myself if I was trying to charge down a mounted archer sitting on an archer mount, only to find that as I got closer I still have to deal with a mounted archer, but the archer mount has pulled out a giant fuck off glaive with a blade half the size of my torso and a haft twice my height.

>>88353 Oh and remember to factor in that mongolian centaurs are short and stocky girls.

Abbadons and Abaddon folk are hard workers but they are always buzzy.

>>88355 Ignore this, different breeds do different thing and grow different, you get some taller faster horses bred for the open steppe.

>>88351 >Wolfgirls > catgirls. Bad anon, very bad. You angered a lot of beastgirls

>>88165 Proper name possession is always 's, no matter if the name ends in s. >The horse's mane >The horses' manes >Aries's mane

Remember, mounted archery is a meme just to style on disorganized rabble, every major civilization in history who used it extensively still had to use the heavy cav to do the real lifting when an enemy didn't shatter instantly. Horse archery is just for tiring out your enemy or running them down once they've broken, the group does a mock charge then tries to shoot over their shield once they're within 20m then turns around

>>88360 >Mon-golian tactics >Tehee don't chase me silly order boys~ You'd think they'd stop trying to charge after every "rout" but they just can't resist the fluffy tail. Enough arrows to make a cupid blush. No wonder they had the largest land empire in history.

>>88360 Sounds like somebody could make good money selling rifles to the steppe centaurs.

>>88287 dormousticate the core

>>88363 Ah yes, the Common Core

>>88359 Apparently both forms are correct, from what i could find. https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/what-happens-to-names-when-we-make-them-plural-or-possessive https://dictionary.cambridge.org/grammar/british-grammar/possession-john-s-car-a-friend-of-mine

>>88364 1(you)+1(her)=∞(kids) it just works

>>88364 Which will give you the better lot in life? >leaving school with passing knowledge of math >leaving school with an intimate yet superficial knowledge of tail pussy

>>88366 >math education dumbed down to accommodate dumb rapist invaders from another world hmmm

>>88368 stop noticing

>>88360 Every weapon in warfare is ultimately a tool used in the right condition. There are no exp points or class bonuses in real life, so archery is something you use at a distance before charging in with your cavalry. If you already have a horse, carrying a bow and arrows isn't much of an issue.

>>88370 >There are no exp points or class bonuses in real life I disagree. I think a trained cupid with a bow could probably do things that physically shouldn't be possible.

>>88371 >I think a trained cupid with a bow >Real life. Anon, i...

>>88374 >This nigga doesn't think portals are real Ohhhh booy you're gonna have fat humpty ass on your face when the portals open boy I tell ya. Any day now.