>>92590 Yeah whatever, you can throw a thousand arguments about that However

>>92596 Then how do I communicate that I require fox bites to live?

>>92598 apply fried tofu to anywhere in need of bite

>>92599 >Anon emerges from the kitchen, entirely clad in fried tofu

>>92598 that is for you to figure out, but do remember to somehow communicate that they should be gentle lovebites and not big chomps because her cro-magnon progenitor fox jaws were made to crush bone

>>92601 >gentle lovebites You know NOTHING of fox bites!

>>92602 it's true, I've never been bitten by a fox. I've never even seen one in real life. frankly I'm not even convinced they're real

>>92603 One winter I took a nighttime walk in the park and saw a real fox in the distance. It ran from me and I briefly tried to chase it. Of course, it got away from me. I have never been bitten by one, but irrationally I think MASSIVE BITES from mamono would not hurt, and would instead show that someone loves me enough to mark me forever, publicly.

>>92604 it was probably just a cat or small dog. don't fall for the conspiracy, next you'll be saying the loch ness monster is real or seals are real. old wives tales

>>92603 foxes aren't real and they can't hurt you

researching conspiracy theories was a lot more interesting before it ended up always being the fucking foxes behind everything

>>92607 >Smug Danuki Silence

>>92607 That's what the reptilians want you to think.

>>92609 and here i thought they wanted me to think about their fat tails

>>92610 The fat tails are there to distract you from them replacing all the politicians.

I wish it was mamono because at least even the worst mamono has a shred of benevolence in them save us and I will buy you a wedding ring druella

>>92609 Reptiles are fine, I wonder if they are cold blooded and they also lactate cold milk

>>92613 You'd think fire-breathing reptiles are warm.

>>92613 Ugh, pleb picks from Dragonmaid.

>>92604 >ugh lmao dragon maid is a pleb pick PERIOD

>>92616 levi is a good fish

>>92609 If reptilians are behind everything then I want to be behind every reptilian

>>92616 I've never watched the anime she's from, but muscle mermaid is appealing.

>>92616 Kobayashi best girl, though.

I’ve got my collectible wurm figurines, but I’m missing the coveted amethyst wurm. It’s not even a super rare figurine I’m just unlucky.

>>92621 wait, you were supposed to collect FIGURINES of them?...

>>92622 There’s no supposed to about it. You do as you like. But they are collectible items, so I have collected them. they capture the wurm likeness well.

>>92623 the first wurm told me I was supposed to collect 'em all... was I outsmarted?

>>92622 I can only imagine how cute and slice-of-life a wurm harem would be. >>92623 Somewhere a write fairy is assembling a complex proposal to animate the wurm figurines so Anon can have REAL companions.

>>92620 For me, it's Lucoa

>>92626 I like her as a character, but she's got a boy (literally) she's into, and for some reason that makes me think of her as off-limits. I'm like that with characters in shows if my brain says they've got a romantic partner.

>>92627 Same which is terrible because almost all the best chicks i like are already loyally paired with someone Seras...

>>92629 Fortunately (for me) I usually want either the one who is most toxic or most nerdy. So they're usually unattached.

We have only a few posts before the new thread. Let's not waste them talking about monster girls (yuck!) and instead focus on the best thing ever... Monster SQUIRRELS.

hmm today I will talk about monster girls I think sea bishop is criminally underrated and a top 10 mamono

>>92632 OK, I'll bite. What's so cool about the Sea Bishop?

>>92633 a rare mamono you could reasonably have a normal relationship progression with the coolest hat in the setting you get to do the thing where she's helped so many happy couples form but hasn't been part of one herself and then you come along the ocean is probably pretty cool but I wouldn't know anything about that personally her hat is SUPER cool molestable earfins

>>92627 >>92629 There's doppelgangers...

>>92634 Anons and hats. When will it ever stop? I'm glad you like her, and I do think a "normal relationship" with a mamono would be super neat. But I'm terrified of the ocean and drowning, so she's not for me. >>92635 Let me get up on my soapbox because I've thought about this. I would ONLY ONLY ONLY a doppelganger who keeps her true form. I just cannot stand the idea of a woman who feels the need to conform to my wishes like the canonical doppel does. Waifus are nice and all, but a relationship is so much more than BITE BITE BITE and CUDDLE CUDDLE CUDDLE.

>>92636 yes but oddly I am kind of lukewarm on the hatter herself, no I will not stop wanting to steal her hat and wear it also you actually cannot drown on her watch hard agree on doppels, the whole idea is uncomfortable to me. I dislike the idea of falling in love with a simulated image of someone real

OK, I found a Sea Bishop image I like. She's very D&D Cleric-coded here. And apparently she is on a quest to rescue her cool hat.

I feel like stealing a mamono's distinctive hat has to be some kind of bodyswap trigger shit.

>>92633 She's cool and kind and strong and she can beat up flayers and shoggs (but she does not do that anymore)

>>92639 >bodyswap trigger Only if 2 creatures exchange hats and get hit by lightning at the same time. Also, stealing a woman's hat and letting her see you wearing it is basically a marriage proposal.

not an alp but mamono bodyswap sounds kinda hot, or at least like a funny way of meeting your wife once you fix it

>>92638 >FUCKING MURLOCS bonk

>>92642 >Anon has snek body >He is basically helpless on the ground >Apophis has legs >She is basically helpless on the ground It's a cute first date idea, and would be an absolutely hilarious story where the main character, Miss Anubis, is trying desperately to figure out how to fix this situation before either of them needs help using a bathroom.

>>92629 For me it's not the canon character but my flirty auntster

>>92642 I would find it funny if a mamono desperately wants to get her body back because she won't be able to feel their husband's cock in them ever again as long as shes in his body.

>>92646 >harpy needs to choose between having hands with digits and fucking her husband