>>91579 Meh I'm too lazy. I reckon he just got his hands on some butchered japglish shit. Like, isn't the origin of the whole pigman thing just a Dragon Quest misinterpretation of a 1E DND kobold or something?

ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT MAMONO ALWAYS LOOK BETTER WITH CAT EARS CAT EARS CAT EARS EARS EARS EARS EARS EARS EARS!

>>91582 True but it lose value when touching it doesn't do anything. Making her reach an orgasm just by touching fluffy ears is important

>>91581 >isn't the origin of the whole pigman thing just a Dragon Quest misinterpretation of a 1E DND kobold or something? Not really misinterpretation. Orcs in the first edition of DnD were directly described as piglike in appearance. Just look at these: https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Orc?file=Monster+Manual+-+1D%26D+-+Orc+-+p76.png https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Orc?file=Orc_AOL.png Later editions shifted away from it, while the Japanese fantasy stuck with the full-on pigmen.

>>91583 The ideal cat finds me touching her ears annoying, just like all the IRL cats I have known. I'll still do it, because twitchy cat ears are super cute. But I'd never expect Miss Kot to be into it when I do so. Catgirls love butt bongos, though. 100%.

>>91584 >they were piglike all the way up until 4e holy shit I didn't realise this was a thing. Warhammer/craft was just too stronk

>>91585 Mine like it if it's a massage but don't like it if I just poke them like you said. True, all kots. All.

>>91586 I can only see orks in shade of greens. The damage are terminal but I have a nice creative hobby. Mamonos in ttrpg would be a benediction

you can see some (h)orcs in smell-o-vision

If you see your jumping spider gf's eyes flickering when she looks at you she'd just moving her retinas to study your face in detail

>>91590 D’aaaawww… That’s cute.

>>91591 They can also twist their retinas for whatever reason. I wonder if they can refract light in their eyes to actually produce natural heart pupils when they want

>claustro wife snoring >unsightly big open mouth snores that flitter her drills with each exhale >approach with long stick >find hairs on plant mouth >…*tickle tickle tickle* >”zzzz huh, uh, WHA-“ >*SNAP* >seething screaming claustro noises muffled by plant mouth

>>91592 I would succumb to that immediately. Although pupils are pretty small, usually. IRL she’d have to be really close for me to notice heart pupils.

>>91588 >I can only see orks in shade of greens. Gamorreans getting MGE treatment.

>>91598 >She has thoroughly worked out the meta and has a response ready for every single micro action designed to funnel you into another action and another action, all intricately curated to lead you directly into her arms. >She forgot to figure out how to make you take the first step >Maybe she should get a make-over from the pyrow in her class.

>>91599 >She gets so stressed out about that she panics and pounces on you >You both end up on the ground, blushing furiously. >Trapdoor-chan passes out from embarrassment >Nobody tries to pull her off of Anon

<What does a werecat say? >Meown~ <What does a minotaur say? >Moo~ <A goblin? >MAMONO MUST BE EXTERMINATED FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHIEF GOD! <An alp? >I LOVE bullying the weak and the nerds! It makes me so cool! <A wurm? >Disarming people is the only way to protect them from violence! <A shirohebi? >HEBI DAY IS EVERYDAY <And an old bat no one really wants? >A lowly being such as yourself cannot be a proper husband of a noble! You are but a servant to me. Now get over here so I can drain your blood.

>>91601 But what does the FOX say?

Trap door spiders are scary! They move so fast. So quick. One blink and she’s got you all wrapped up and is about to do something lewd like bite you or read you poetry or something

>>91580 Does Jinn in the Jar live like a hermit crab, moving from vessel to vessel as she outgrows her old one?

>>91602 Aw, the usual right wing gibberish, they even host Alexa Jones sometimes on their network

>>91602 >But what does the FOX say? Kon-konsider muddying your bloodline with a bunch of disgusting mixed species mutts

>>91607 That's a pretty good idea!

I listen to Ham radio.

>>91609 Well I listen to HEAVY METAL It's all automatons and gremlins

>>91607 Chill out, boy.

>>91610 A-are the Grems heavy?

>>91612 With all the techno-gadgets? Sure yeah

>>91606 >Alexa Jones They are turning the friggin' Mucus Toads gay!

>>91613 >sex in the power suit >sex in the artificial gravity chamber >sex when Grems been eating too much cake and anon is going to be eating too much cake (he will eat Grem ass) The days of light weight Grem is behind us.

>>91615 Sad, very sad.

>>91616 Anon you can still pick her up and use her as an Ona hole if you just step outside the gravity chamber. It’s a “just in case” sort of invention.

prideful confident concerned with appearance and fashion flaunting their horde of jewelry thus, dragons should be gyaru

Those Grems and their doomsday weapons and their stupidly large and dangerous vehicles like the zeppelin, the air fortress, the dark matter submarine. How can I possibly FUCK them if they are behind such an arsenal?

>>91618 The tsun part kill most gyaru traits and vice versa

>>91611 How can I stay calm when [[[they]]] are plotting to eliminate our race, day and night??? The whole tanukis vs. foxes rivalry is a sham, coons are using the furry vermin to wipe us out! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!

>>91621 they make some saliant arguments. you should probably give up and embrace the fluff

>>91622 Boobs too big. Tails too small.

>>91601 >>Disarming people is the only way to protect them from violence! Wurm-chan would never, she supports the right to bear arms, they're so fluffy and full of hunny.

>>91619 Dress up like a pizza delivery guy and ring the intercom.

>>91625 >pizza delivery guy Just pray that you don't ring the wrong house that happens to be occupied by succubi

>>91625 ON A SUBMARINE!?

In the town where I was born Live some grems who sailed to sea and they told me of their lab making monster submarines

Spending the summer days with your bro!

>>91580 >Thread says to remember less talked about girls >Immediately ignored to talk about kots Lmao. The world truly isn't fair >>91604 If so, that must mean that Jinns have a "Jar Exchange" where they all gather around to hand down there jars to each other. Imagine being an adventurer and seeing such a spectacle, no one would believe you.

>>91631 I need art of this Jar Exchange.

>>91631 Sorry but it's too tempting to get back on best girls

>>91630 Do Alps suffer from twink death?

>>91634 No, but they get MILF Rebirth or Hag Senescence

>>91627 Historically, about 90% of all the successful ship infiltrators have been cooks, see also recently declassified pre-portal records "Treasure Island", "I'm the Cook", and "The way to a girl's heart is through her stomach". So, delivering food to a submarine is not as foolish of an idea as it might seem at first. We can teleport you to the ship in T+10 minutes, and two extra large pizza boxes plus a set of emergency cooking utensils is the most our tech can bring with you, so the rest of your equipment will have to be OSP. Your mission is to contact the enemy, not to avoid them. Forget everything you've ever seen in action movies. Remember the art of CQC (Chicken Quesadilla Cooking) , and you just might succeed. We're counting on you, Anon. Over and out.

>>91636 >Agent Anon gets a slice of the action in: >A voyage to the Earth's Crust.

>>91581 Kobolds were doglike in the original D&D, albeit scaly. They moved towards full on Vietcong lizards in 3E and got more muscular as the editions went on since they typically serve the Chromatic dragons. The dog interpretation has remained consistent in Japan because of game series like Wizardry, though if you follow by what they could be in the Germanic folklore they could be something like a Goblin, a Candlegeist, or ironically a cat.

>>91627 it does highlight the plight of anon the delivery driver when he's having to bring packages to the center of the earth, addressed to ms wurmy wurmington III the middle of the ocean some aerie only accessible by flight ms saccophyte wants you to leave the package at the far end of her pitcher the fuckin' abyss some lab equipment to a mausoleum 40 gallons of lube to pandemonium delivering an oversized daki to one ms druella in the demon lord's castle

>>91639 Anon Porter Bridges?

>>91630 Bro with big titties rocking that swimsuit and with a thong that's thonging

>>91620 Dragons aren't all tsun, the gyaru ones would just be more weighted towards being prideful and fierce.

Pizza delivery is just a handy way for a grem to get herself a 'test subject'. The pizza is a nice bonus.

>>91641 Nigga you gay

>>91644 Impregnating a biological woman isn't gay at all

>>91642 So the worst of both world?

>>91629 amazing thank you for asking

>>91646 I don't see the downside. She would probably be more sociable and nicer than a normal dragon despite being a stacy, too

Science fiction Double feature

I like my monster girl threads how I like my wives - dead

>>91650 I like my monster girl threads like I like my wives - BIG

I'm a big fan of how fan artists like to depict Liches and Wights as being BFFs together; what are some other similar friendships that you are imagine are common amongst monster girls? Automatons and gremlins seem like an obvious example, and I remember a long-ago thread that had kikimora and pyrows hanging out; what examples do you guys think of?

>>91652 minotaurs and werebats admiring each others belt fashion

i expected more moths on mothers day

>>91652 Nightmare and Dormouse make a great team taking on a guy together. Skeleton can count on her Holstaur friend to keep her in shape.

>>91652 Not the most fleshed out example, but a Rata and Chesh friendship would be an absolute menace in the high school gossip scene.

>>91652 Dark Mages and Demons would probably get along well Dragons and Balrogs, even if the latter's antics might sometimes annoy the former

>>91652 >Cheshires and Manticores get along because both are cats and both are MENACES. >Danuki and Ratas seem like they'd be friendly. Floofy tails, don't compete on what they sell, really. >Wurms and sandworms would probably be each other's biggest fans. >Apophis and Hakus would either get along famously or be the cattiest (pun intended) bitches (pun intended) imagineable to each other. No in between at all.

>>91658 >>Danuki and Ratas seem like they'd be friendly. Floofy tails, don't compete on what they sell, really. Ratas are good at gathering information, which would be very helpful to Danuki's business ventures.

>>91659 Right! And SELLING IT. Like to a Danuki. Or to an Ushi who wants a good home to break into and fuck the owner thereof. Like I keep begging Miss Rata to do in letter after letter after letter.

Texas Chain Saw Orgy

>>91657 Dark Mages and Demons would get along fabulously, no doubt about that; I'm surprised that I haven't seen it in any fan art or anything like that.

>>91657 >>91652

>>91663 >Deem and regular Succ They're not too different, only the Demon is blue and went to law school. >Kiki and Kiki Damn, that's a wild combination.

>>91664 Kikis are normally VERY territorial

>>91663 >Kiki with piercing red eyes Dangerous woman.

>>91666 her skirt is clearly outside regulation length too suspicious kiki

>>91667 >Snek maid: maaaaybe competent >Succ maid: Not Competent.

>>91667 >suspicious She's just a free thinking radical she knows exactly what she's being "hired" for, and feels no need for pretense when this is the stereotypical kiki response on the first night

>>91663 Hah! Foolish lizard warriors! While they were distracting each other, I was casting buffs and meta magic! They'll be sorely unprepared for my「Maximize-Widen-Magic: Cone of Frost」!!

>>91663 I can't believe that Anon is fucking dead.

>>91671 He's not dead, he's FUCKING the dead.

>>91590 I've had a similar idea with antennae. If your bug wife bops your face with them, it means she's admiring you. Also, smelling you. Also, probably horny. Antennae are very expressive. >>91607 That's awfully rude. They'll obviously be full-blooded fox, that's how monster genealogy works. They'll also be 200% stupid if I'm their dad, too. She's the one ruining her bloodline. >>91623 Sad but true.

were there anymore hidamari sketch monstergirl parody arts or was it just the hellhound?

>>91670 >10 months later multiclassing spellblade zoomer lizards get zero respect

>>91673 >If your bug wife bops your face with [her antennae], She's going to feel me boop her antennae back Gently. But maybe with some light stroking.

>>91675 you can in fact solve every problem with fireball or a larger fireball

>>91677 But Anon, my problem is not being pinned down sexually by a fire lizard!

>>91677 There is no problem that cannot be solved with judicious application of violence though fireballs may not be judicious all the time...

>>91677 >salamander when she tries out aoe spellcaster for a lark and clears a dungeon in 5 minutes that took her an hour with sword and board don't think meleeing her is an easy win, she still has all those points invested in strength in fact that hat definitely looks like it gives her spellpower based on strength so she's probably still been stacking it the whole time

>>91672 >FUCKING the dead. My favorite

>>91680 >muh honorabru melee! old guard can do nothing but seethe as the leaderboard fills up with magic users git gud scrubs lmao

>Steals your loot AND your heart Damn cats

>>91683 It's the magic of the thong, just irresistible

>>91658 Chesh and manti means good hug and fluff piles

>>91683 Cats are OP, they stole my mind too

>>91686 That's a didease called "Catities". Instead of brain there is cat.

>>91667 Oh my god. I told you not to feed the hair snakes!

>>91686 I know, cats are great

>>91689 Sus.

>>91661 Truly we have become Chainsaw Girl Part 2

>>91683 >try to capture the cat thief >get captured instead

>>91692 Skill issue, always sex the cat first >>91687 I'm lucky

>want to post something >gelbooru is down again because of retarded German pearl clutchers I don't give a fuck about muh peaceful conversion anymore, bomb this shithole with dark matter nukes until only mamono and incubi remain. Then bomb it again for a good measure.

>>91694 Danbooru still works.

>>91695 It's missing a lot of stuff, including what I wanted to post. This is why mamono extremists are right and Druella did nothing wrong.

>>91696 AMEN BROTHER!

anon's virginity got ninja'd and it's bind on pickup

>>91694 I just accessed Gelbooru, what are you talking about? It gave me the "We have trouble finding that site" at first, fixed with a page refresh.

>>91699 I can't access it from my pc, from my phone and even VPN doesn't fix it. https://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/gelbooru.com

>>91701 What kind of "can't access it" are you talking about? What does your browser tell you?

>>91702 "Can't connect to the server at gelbooru.com", their cloudflare DNS is turned off. You sure it loads for you and it's not some cached version? Because I'm looking at the internet and others report it's down too.

>>91704 Just pulled this 'hound picture from Gelbooru. Using Tor Browser. The exit node seems to be in Germany BTW. Not gonna ask what country are you in, but it might be some kind of Cloudflare-side censorshit. Alternatively, your ISP might be the problem. Try accessing them via Tor and see.

Gimme a hug, man.

>>91706 Nice try, glacies.

>>91706 Winter is over. You'll have to wait a couple more months till the next one.

Well I think glacies is really aceies

>>91709 >I think DO NOT! FORBIDDEN!!

>>91710 Every time you say you have an idea, a Wurm will hit you with a rubber chicken.

>>91711 What does thinking even achieve? All it brings is pain and sorrow. You should stop thinking and let Ms Deem do all the thinking for you. Empty your brain and fill it with her scent and the feel of her lips all over your skin.

>>91711 What a mean creature, I'm sad now

What mamono is the embodiment of "She's more scared of you than you are of her".

>>91714 'yip

I'm a bit nervous about my next appointment with Dr. B. Corn. I barely got to introduce myself before she said she knows "exactly what'll fix my issues" while making a really weird face. She said that everything's is going to make sense the next time we meet. I'm not sure if she's even certified to be honest.

>>91715 I'll tempt her out with a bbq

>>91717 She's Australian, tempt her out with a gas can and a rag to soak in it.

>>91718 that doesn't sound very nice, I'm sure she'll appreciate a grill up more

>>91719 Gifts are meant to be about what the receiver wants, not the giver. She also likes Precious Moments figurines.

>>91718 Tiresome meme

>Heh, like that's ever gonna happen >What a load of- >*FLUSH*

>>91716 So? What did she say?

>>91675 >>91677 >experienced mage >find airhead loli Salamander warrior to adventure with >teach her, carry her on quests, fuck levels into her >retire with riches and loot by the time she's a young adult, breed her for overpowered multiclass children This is what an ideal adventurer career looks like

>>91725 >your overpowered children all settle for a lvl6 nerd anon with a passion for Science >boy, do you feel fucked by the evolution now

>>91722 I mean, even a total donkey like anon can end up with a Dragon so...

>>91727 He won her over with his waffles

>>91728 >her name is Waffle

>>91729 >Waefalith the Impervious to most >Waffles to anon

>>91729 She is very cute. Would give ear scritches and be the syrup to her Waffles.

>>91716 You went to a shady back-alley clinic with "Marriage counseling for singles" on the sign, what did you even expect?

>>91733 i just followed the "Free hugs" sign

I created a "no illiterate monster" club, and that's what the sign outside the room says, and it's full of illiterate monsters.

>>91733 Why's a clinic like that located in the back alley? Is this an Order shithole country or what?

>>91735 best get to teaching then

>>91716 >anon is prescribed dogotherapy >a hulking 200 kg Hellhound in a stained wifebeater shirt busts open the door >this will surely help with anon's anxiety

>>91738 Even the scariest and most effective rapers of the hounds have warm cuddly intimate aftercare afterwards

>>91738 It's shock therapy. Anon gets gigaraped, and from then on he doesn't have anxiety anymore, because if he survived the hulking 100kg hellhound ass, he can survive anything.

>>91736 All her previous offices burnt down. Dr. Corn's been going through a rough patch ever since that hebi client.

>>91740 please DL crush me beneath soft sweaty 100kgs of hellhound ass.

>>91738 Unironically yes. I love massive, ripped girls that are actually gentle and affectionate.

>Anon lies on bed >"Sit!" >beeg hound looks at him with great concern >she could really do a lot of damage >"Sit!" >he gives her a thumbs up >...*sigh* >*pomf* >*gentle tail wag as she gets comfy*

>>91738 monsters are fond of bold, experimental and sexual therapies to combat the villainous depression and anxiety that often plague man

>>91746 I need cuddlecore therapy, where do I sign?

>>91746 When sexual and experimental are in the same sentence I can only think about anal sex

>>91747 you apply for a BMS (Beeg monster specialist) at which point you fake your answers or ask directly to get a core. At your first few meetings with your core BMS, you should communicate your needs and difficulties so she can tailor her approach. the cuddlecore treatment route is a common one, but you can get a bespoke plan which will meet your needs. be it injection therapy, bean poking, paw massages, cuddles and whispers, kisses, deep tail therapy etc.

>>91749 >Be it injection therapy, bean poking, paw massages, cuddles and whispers, kisses, deep tail therapy etc. Can you get everything from the same cuddlecore?

You can't spell "therapy" without "rapy"

>>91726 If the daughters took after their mother they would inevitably go off adventuring early, have impressive hips and backsides early, and start wearing tiny bikini armors early that only further highlight their assets (but they started with high int and they're doing it on purpose unlike their mother did) and be a danger to higher level male adventurers wherever they go. The fat-assed child adventurer epidemic cannot be contained, the monsters that are already pear shaped as level 1 lolis hanging out in starting areas will get picked earlier and bred more, and I would no doubt contribute to it.

>>91751 you cant have therapy without the rapist

>>91750 yes it's all in your personalized treatment plan devised with your BMS. though some BMS may have specialties, they are all trained professionals who will deliver a comprehensive package to their future husband - i mean patient.

>>91751 >>91753 >you are waiting for your appointment >finally the receptionist calls out >the rapist will see you now mr anon >haha she forgot the article, you think to yourself >I guess english isn't her first la-

A pro rapehound could entertain any number of roleplay scenarios that her chewtoy anon would want to do

>>91754 >to their future husband - i mean patient. If that's the payment required I don't mind. Not joking that's why MGE is the perfect world.

>>91746 >satyros wine-enhanced talk therapy >sensory deprivation kraken ink >raijuu electroshock therapy >arachne silk restraint wrapping >all sorts of baths including slime, sacco nectar and golem lava Monster asylums may as well be resorts

>>91759 anon would feel better if wasn't retaining so many levels. this will balance out his humors

>>91759 >sensory deprivation kraken ink That sounds interesting even without mental health issues.

>>91693 >sex the cat first I tried it and got leglocked, wtf

thick thighed oni who puts me in a headscissor

>>91762 And? That's cool, you got a kot wife

>>91762 You were never going to get very far if you can't dodge a leglock.

>>91759 >visiting foreign expert on alternative medicine talking incomprehensible nonsense about chakras and energy flows >somehow the remedy is always tail therapy

>>91759 The possibilities are endless. > Bogie exposure therapy to cure various phobias. > Bogey cuddling sessions to reduce anxiety and depression. > Mad Hatter-derived medication cycles.

>>91762 >Isn't even being leglocked >Just stumbled into the cat dick first and decided to not pull out. You wanted to lose, let's be honest.

>>91746 I bet Trolls would be excellent pharmacists with all of their plant and herbal knowledge, also adding some more extra therapies in between mixed with some hands on of her personal aromatherapy

>>91769 I wish the japs would caught on MGE so we can have a flood of voluptuous troll doujinshi

>>91768 >Isn't even being leglocked you do get leglocked after the first load on that gif, you need to have full hp to endure what follows.

>>91771 >after the first load >AFTER Bro...

>>91770 It’s Japan, so it’ll be 90% Troll loli content.

>>91772 One load is basically saying hello when it comes to mamono, it's nothing serious

>>91772 It's like he was trying to father a whole litter of kittens.

>>91771 I'm going to enter the Hellhound boss arena on 1 hp, taking full advantage of the element of surprise. I will also discard all my equipment to improve my speed, making dodging her attacks effortless.

>>91776 >Hellhound boss's attack are all HP% scaling >but none of them deal more than 50% HP at once >damage always gets rounded down to 0

>>91773 Troll lolis are fine too

>>91769 I need the follow-up of that picture

>>91778 >Troll lolis Trollis, if you will

>>91780 Trollololilo

>>91777 >actually has a vast variety of normal damage attacks available >only uses the HP scaling ones to bully Anon until he's a trembling and drooling mess

Here dey come!

>>91783 >years of training >all the best equipment you can afford >end up losing to a monster calling you a good boy H-Haha..

>>91785 oh no. losing to that move leads to the headpat and cuddlerape ending!

>>91784 Oh lawd, dey comin!

I am Anon the Good Enough. I'm more or less fine in combat. Send me your most average monsters to test my skill.

>>91788 Here's one now!

>>91778 >>91780 >>91781 Oppai lollis are fine too, just a different branch of Sabbath

>>91790 I bet Trolls can cook exquisite dishes by just using their produce and breastmilk, homemade cheese and butter are excellent ingredients too

BEEG BLUEBERRIES

>>91789 Needs bigger hands

>>91793 With bigger habds she would be wielding a log instead of a spear

>>91794 I would love a Valheim setting with monster girls. I would never leave the dark forest with my Trolls and we would make so many 3 star Troll daughters, Goblins are free to join.

>>91652 Hebis and hellhounds do surprisingly getting along Espacially how they love to talk about how possessive they are towards their husband. Despite different methods.

>>91796 Some poor man is going to end up with a hellhound doing weird things to him like threatening him with office supplies

>>91796 I have a feeling that nekomata would be a bit Yan too. They can spy on you easily...

>>91798 Cheshires can do it even easier.

>>91799 Yeah, they're secret Yan but a good kind of Yan, more dangerous for other than yourself.

>>91800 Forgot pix

>>91792 I trust the managed demoncracy

>>91797 It was hot in Monogatari.

>>91795 For me it's the firelands

>>91790 I never noticed she has the Marune symbol there. I thought the Troll in that set is just short.

>>91806 i dont need a license to eat cheshire ass

>>91652 I think loli Hellhounds, Manticores, Demons, Krampuses and similar races would be good friends. Imagine a bunch of bratty young monster girls trying to dom you and wrap you around their fingers, but them underestimating an adult leading to repeated domination loss.

>>91808 i feel like there's a decent chance they're still overpowering me

>>91809 quite likely >>91808 fuck the sabat and fuck lolies, Mature women are the way to go you might even say i have an adult woman fetish but i dont care

>>91810 scandalous if true

>>91811 tail-let in the picture >disgusting

>>91810 >fuck the sabat and fuck lolies >Mature women are the way to go You'll fuck lolis, but think mature women are the way to go? Erm, contradiction much!

>>91808 Man, krampuses (krampi?) are in an even weirder "femdom" position than demons. It's a really interesting contradiction.

>>91814 i like the tsurara dynamic, where she has a strong concept of her wifely duties but it's set to her standards instead of yours

>>91806 She's going to taste my baton

>>91816 Cop on cop action? Anon the rogue cop has switched sides and is trying to silence the honest Cheshcop from investigating Anon's lucrative mofu business?

>>91809 Assume they can't and in some cases also don't want to physically overpower you, and seduction is what they're going with. They'll flirt, tempt, flash promises to make you feel good if you submit to them, show off their bodies and get touchy. But they're also making themselves horny, and you can flirt and grope back and also tell them you'll make them feel good if they submit to you. And they'll lose that mental seduction fencing game. Maybe for some of them the final small push to flip their switches will be the difference in physical size and strength, but it would still be closer to willing submission than rough overpowering. >>91810 >fuck lolies Yes, that's the idea. >>91813 Maybe he wants to take a hands-on approach to making sure they have enough mana to grow up big. >>91815 I like the Tsurara-Onna too, imagine a loli acting kind of tsundere and salty about losing while being maledommed, and shooting intense glares at you with her black sclera and slit pupils when you tease her.

oh no Miss Valkyrie! your charge has been afflicted by the nefarious mamono flu! now he is all weak and helpless, boiling yet shivering, you will have to tend and care to him against this accursed sickness

>>91819 The pale riders are growing out of control. Ms Valkyrie could excuse all else, but making her hu-, i mean, her charge sick? That's where she draws the line.

>>91810 >fuck the sabat and fuck lolies I agree

>>91810 Lotta Sabbath chicks are quite mature. Baphs especially.

>>91824 they not too proud to order off the kid's menu at restaurants

>>91825 That just makes sense--they're smol, so the kid's menu and senior selections make the most sense!

>>91825 It's a bit less embarrassing when krampus and wine goats also do it.

>>91824 Well of course since in all branches they are mostly lolibabas and oppai lolibabas, specially the high command and their officers

>>91825 Ordering the kid's menu and alcohol in their reunions

>>91828 I appreciate a couple of recent baph pics very highly. The SCP-ish one in particular bleets my meat.

>>91830 no paw beans makes me sad

>>91831 But her tail is very, very large.

The Sabbath is hard at work proselytizing, it appears.

>>91833 it's a decent gig

Fucking Sable Marketing, go back to the demon world you pedophile communist JEWS

>>91835 Wait, wait, there's a whole WORLD of demons? TELL ME MORE.

>>91833 It's a full time job

>>91837 guys can't resist a game of chance

>>91838 I dunno, I'm more of a Community Chest man, m'self.

>>91838 This but with little monsters serving their breastmilk

I'm gonna up my anti-loli defense, then. I need healthy mature women, not children.

>>91842 I keep trying to explain to you that maturity and size are independent.

>>91843 Keep your lolis to yourself, anon. I like big mature women with big tits.

>>91830 I really like that leather clad Bapho that keeps appearing from time to time

>>91846 See!? People say that baphs are smol, but she's 150 feet tall!

>>91846 I like baphomets in general, even the oppai ones

>>91846 Leather is good, I wish there was lewds of Trolls wearing leather, latex or fishnets with pasties Man that would be amazing

>>91849 It looks like Axem is coming back to life so eventually there could be more troll sex

>>91795 >reach the black forest >roam around for a while trying to find some copper veins and tin ore >after some findings and checking your maps you find a troll cave >one star cutie, wears a log but not a big deal >you defeat her in combat and make her submit to you >she invites you to her den >enter and find a literal mess of everything, some treasure scattered around plus unused produce >you look at her and then to her place and say >"Bitch! You live like this?" >instead you decide to take her to your place in the meadows >she gets in charge of cooking and tending/expanding your crop fields >she gets quite accustomed to your place, you make it bigger to accommodate her needs and even farm some fancy clothes for her >weeks later you can sense the earth rumbling >from the walls you can see a pair of trolls, one is 2 stars and the other is 3 stars >it will be quite a hard fight 2 against one >the bridge of your base lowers >it's your personal trolls >she's welcoming her sisters into your base >they are not hostile, they came to join in your fun >years later your base has expanded through all the meadows and reaching the forest >there are several little troll girls and troll babies roaming around >they are all your offspring Valheim is so good, I wouldn't mind a world like that

>walk through the 17th district >people warned me about this place being populated mostly by hellhounds, amazonians, black harpies and blue onis >people told me, "Anon! Don't go there! Those monsters will RAPE you!" >like shit, none's gonna rape me >cause I'm gonna eagerly hop under any unclaimed monster girl from there

>>91852 >t. Anon about to be asked out by a cute, blushing hellhound >Doesn't have sex until date 12. >TWELVE.

>>91850 Nav roams here from time to time, lets see if he can bless us with some troll lewds, Barb used to play around on /jp/ but I'm not sure if he's lurking here, Yerb coukd also make some troll lewds if he's not busy or Latenight, who knows

>>91851 With so many offsprings you will have to expand to other islands eventually Personally I would choose an island close with a mountain so I could dig the whole mountain, terraform the sea and connect the islands with a titanic amount of materials Trolls are extremely strong so they could easily help me out achieving such endeavor

It makes me a little sad that Yerb doesn't come here. He would sometimes do random drawings on /jp/ based on people's requests and those were really cool.

>>91848 i wish goats were real

>>91856 I thought he was quite active here, no longer on /jp/ though. Not even I can interact there, it seems that the whole west is rangebanned there, but here it's veen years since we had such freedom discussing monsters.

>>91854 >Nav roams here from time to time He does? >Barb used to play around on /jp/ but I'm not sure if he's lurking here Probably not. He hasn't drawn a Troll before either, so it would be a real treat to see one drawn in his style. >>91856 >>91858 He did the comms for last contest's winners, so he's at least aware of this place.

>>91859 Nav was quite active on /jp/ since our /a/ days, during the pandemic I asked him to draw more of that delicious brown Bapho hag but he said that he couldn't because she was someone else's OC, but he drew some other big titty Bapho instead He was a pretty nice dude

>>91860 I know he was around on /jp/ days. I meant I'm not aware of him ever coming to Capy. >I asked him to draw more of that delicious brown Bapho hag but he said that he couldn't because she was someone else's OC IIRC she's the Lichfag's OC, so you could ask him for the greenlight in the future.

>>91642 how troublesome

>>91738 >Shut up. Drink this. >They fuck with you, they fuck with me. Pass me those peanuts. >You gotta let that dog out, Anon. Let that DOG out. LET THAT DOG OUT. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH LET THAT FUCKIN DOG OUT ANON YEEAAH LET THAT FUCKING DOG OUT LET IT OUT I KNOW YOU GOT THAT DOG IN YA YEAH YEAH OH SHIT LET THAT FUCKIN DOOOGGG OOUTT AWOOOOOOOOO >Sunbeam's over there, sit in it before I make you. Leave some room. >Did you eat today? Okay, dummy. Mystery fucking solved. There's leftover t-bone in the fridge. >Ahh, c'mere. Shh, c'mon. You know that's not true. HEY. Don't talk about my best friend like that! >big dog sighs while she pets the back of your head sniffling into her armpit. >I love you. >Hey. I thought you were sad. What's the boner for? >What's it for, huh? Anon, why the hard dick? The hell, dude? You turned on? Oh you're turned on. Nah, I can smell it. You fuckin' hound dog. That throb, are you kidding me? Siddown, you're going nowhere.

the real mamono were inside us all along

>>91864 thanks ms skeleton

>>91864 No, that's /amg/

>>91863 And people act like you need an alp to get a monster bro.

>>91867 there are so many monster bros alps will most likely end up embroidering pillows and bringing home flowers and baking cookies for you

>>91868 The alping process pushes them to either be tomboys or as feminine as possible

>>91749 to think that the other cores made fun of her for learning how to read and put suits on look at her, using her powers for good! and not just for-their-own-good good, but actual social good! good work core!!

>>91760 >It's called decision paralysis. With your power, you have so many options, and you can't know the right one. Just let me borrow them, and you tell me how it feels, okay~?

>>91830, >>91846 Baphs we can do

>>91872 And an older piece of a few OC Baphs dolled up in full lolita dress for Valentines

The most dangerous requests are the ones she asks with an innocent smile

>>91872 >>91873 >>91874 i wasn't sure about you before, but these are some very very nice goats plus clothes and the forest and the fire i'd let her warm her beans by my fire

>>91863 God I need this so bad. She truly is the best girl and the sunshine of Monster Girl Sketch.

>>91876 Monster Girl Sketch?

>>91877 Like Hidamari Sketch, but fluffier. You can watch it by closing your eyes and engaging your imagination.

>>91878 Uooooh, muh nutbladder! Now I need gremlin-chan to repair my penis engine!

>I'm on a night shift, bored out of my ass again. >I really need a hellhound or a werewolf gang to comfort me now.

>>91880 Wouldn't they just cause trouble by showing up at your place of employment?

>>91880 Feeling alone on a night shift? Are you bored out of your mind? Fear not! The Echidna's Daughter Delivery service has your back. We have all kind of scaly, fluffy, and feathery companions for you to spend the night(shift) with, all for the low low price of 499.99 monbucks. Call now and get a complementary mana cage to go!

>>91881 Nah, they're gonna burn/trash it down and nobody can do anything to them.

>>91883 This doesn't sound comforting, this sounds like a highly stressful work environment

>>91884 Anon, whose work isn't fucking stressful? You waste away the absolute most of your time and energy just to get barely more than enough money to pay for your food and bills. There's a reason this is called wage "slavery". Damn, I wish mamono would really invade the world and fix this system down so we all would be self-employed and independent.

>>91885 >we all would be self-employed That's silly and makes 0 sense.

>>91886 That actually makes a lot of sense and this is how a free economy in a free society should work. Everyone is a master of themselves. They decide how to spend their time and their efforts. It might not work in the pure human society since a lot people would rather have someone tell them what to do, but that's where monsters with their magic come in.

>>91887 >this is how a free economy in a free society should work It makes 0 sense, and it doesn't even adress the problems you complained about. Getting paid an actual wage and having good working conditions and a good working enviroment is what solves what you complain about, not a society where every single person is a contractor, because those get treated famously well. What we need is to society to change for the better, not to isolate ourselves into distrusting individuals. It's also a nightmare for any kind of administrative work in any layer of society. Amerimutts really look at their problems and their solution is to make them worse.

I care not for employment. Life is better as a kept man.

>>91889 you vill own nothing, becauze you vill be owned

>>91890 Oh no, Dark Elves with sexy foreign accents!

>>91889 Love is a contract and your reward is reciprocity.

>>91891 I don't think dark elves with !german accents would be on anyone's bingo card.

Can't even close the eyes before hebi becomes super freaky

>>91888 Well, if that's what you believe, then you're free to sign up for some mamono version of Venezuela run by dark elves. Also you shouldn't probably say things like "what we need". There's no "we", there's only me and a bunch of "you"s. >amerimutts You know that I too can call you a vatnik?

>>91894 Is that complaining or...

I need a mamono who wants to "bounce on it crazy style". I can't remember where I heard that, but I suddenly can't stop thinking about it. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Anon A. Anon.

>>91897 Cursed swords?

>>91896 Not really but faster than expected before being wrung dry

>>91897 Definitely Myconids. It's a niche mamono but exactly what you described.

SAD hatter.

alright, after finally some peace for the first time in weeks I've spliced together the most recent LateNights

>>91904 Proud ant! Hard working ant! Lovely ant!

>>91905 and have that deli green chain because I thought it was neat I'll get my archive updated in a bit and hopefully get some of my backlog done later this week

>>91903 >>91904 >>91906 Very nice.

spliceranon will find himself tied up and staring at his wife's grand, only slightly creepy, collage dedicated to him. Composed of transcripts, pictures, fact files, official documents, all shaped in one big heart.

>>91909 A collage? No. She will have written a novel out of all those materials, like House of Leaves.

>>91909 >splicer A Bioshock reference?

>>91911 Pure sabbath propaganda.

>>91910 >I-I put some of my OWN greentexts in there, hehe

>Snobby, domineering mamono like dark elves, vampires and demons seeing their husbands as some equivalent of pets. Now I've got this vision stuck in my head.

>>91914 woof

>>91907 whoops nearly forgot one

>>91915 I don't know who sold her that armor, but she got scammed. Her thighs and stomach are exposed, and her shoulders don't have any protection. That shield is also way too big.

>>91917 Anon how am I supposed to lick and kiss her delicious deem tummy if there's armor in the way? The same thing if I want to massage her shoulders or enjoy a lap pillow. The shield is a fair point.

>>91918 You take the armor off.

>>91916 Strict healthcare professional

>>91920 Fine, but the boots stay on, cause they're sexy.

>>91897 Bouncing and moaning on it crazy style till the room stinks type shit unc~

>>91917 >>91918 No, no, no. Men like big shields. https://files.catbox.moe/opkkqw.png

>>91924 F-fine, i will admit the shield is kind of cool.

Licking a demon clean of sweat after she takes off her armor after a day of marching

>>91926 You should apply for a position as a barracks sweatrag of the Extremist party.

>>91927 that's a position? and in the extremist barracks? where and who do I sign up with? obviously so I can avoid that particular location.

>>91928 You should go to the Extremist headquarters in MGC, near the Blueberry Factory at the Broken Wings bus stop.

>>91894 heavy

>>91929 >Walking into the extremist changing rooms full of athletic, horny, sexy and sweaty monsters of different sizes but united in cause >Conversations die down as all eyes turn to you, the new hire >The new single hire >Silence >Could hear the sound of a core spine drop >Deem superior places hand on shoulder >"Everyone, this is anon. He's going to be helping with... maintenance. Anon, why don't you introduce yourself? Tell us a little about yourself and exactly why you've made the exceptional decision to join us at the extremist party."

>>91931 >Anon clears his throat and speaks “I WANT TO FUG THE BUG!”

>>91932 The Abbaddon hive is two blocks down.

>>91933 Athletic extremist wasps!

>>91931 this also happens when you volunteer at the local eros branch

>>91935 licking an athletic cupid's bronze tummy for Eros!

>>91936 i'm doing my part

rag duty

>>91938 Hmm, fragrant monsters.

I would prefer to be licked by a big kot and lick her in return

>>91941 >jinko licks you because of her instinct >you lick her back. >she is staring at you confused <"Anon, what are you doing?"

>>91942 I thought she would like it. Sadge

>>91943 Unless you're licking in one of the specific places, she would just feel weird about a human licking her as if he's an animal of some sort

>>91944 Specific places you say??

>>91944 To a monster, her mate is a male of her species. It can't be that weird.

>>91945 Yup.

>>91944 Extremely sad, we live in a world where you can get licked but can't lick the 'core

>>91940 I really like the mgs that taunt you into fucking them

>>91947 Monster pussy must taste so good

>>91946 except some hoity toities go >UM ACHKTUALLY and pretend monsters are now all really human

>>91946 It's so not true for: Manticores, hellhounds, elves regular and dark, demons, vampires, and possibly a whole load of other mamono...

>>91952 You forget about harpies, sirens and arachne. All of those are historically female only.

>>91953 All monsters are all-female, but that's not what I mean. Many monsters treat their men not as "males of their kind" but rather as a "weak and fragile man" (hounds and cores), "inferior being" (elves, vampires and demons) or even "nourishment source" (certain succubus derivatives).

>>91948 You can! And she'd enjoy it! And be very smug too.

>>91949 yeah

>>91956 >>91949

>>91948 it's a living

>>91949 >I really like the mgs that taunt you into fucking them I like when a msgk does that TOO well by accident and gets completely dominated

>>91958 >Get a taste of purrfection, human

>>91955 >>91958 I would lick her just to assert dominance, nothing more

>>91960 This anon knows.

>Patting down cupid wife before bed >she knows combat knives aren't allowed under the covers, but tries to get away with it anyway

>>91959 Is it domination loss if she was asking for it all along?

>>91964 Is it rape if he was asking for it all along?

>>91962 The thing about eating/licking/huffing core pussy is that >1.) They've got the tail pussy >2.) They're pussy develops and refines itself to suit her husband, so that when she eventually rapes him with it, it is like a hand-in-glove ultimate milking organ Now the question becomes whether she'd let you taste it before it's ready

>>91966 >They're pussy

>>91967 send this cow to the jub pits

>>91968 Send her to get her pussy ate

>>91969 That solves 70% of typo related Haku anger bursts.

Her big meaty paws feel good when pressing you into her snatch. Also, the tail can milk you while you eat her out. Also, her beastwoman pheromones smell really good. Also her smug chuffs and purrs are positive motivation.

>>91971 Manticores are really versatile. They are like glasses.

>>91964 >she was planning to tease you relentlessly, ride on top and offer herself in other positions of her choosing while you're being a horny idiot just doing what she says >went too far in making you horny and unknowningly started asking for domination loss

>>91965 No, obviously. Those khakis obviously meant he wanted it.

>>91974 At least i know what counts as slutwear for monsters now.

>>91975 >wolf girls breathing heavily when they see a human wearing a red hoodie

>>91960 Said like that... Maybe I should lick the 'core for more than asserting dominance

>>91977 you should do it because you want to, because she enjoys it, because it's an intimate if lewd act, because I wouldn't be surprised in monster lovejuices have some beneficial properties (or just make you horny).

>>91978 Yeah but I have a hard time with femdom. Still, I would do it if it pleases her from time to time

>>91976 Wait until they see the hotdogs and the grill in my backyard.

Cooking and maledom sex with the subcore

>>91981 Great, now I'm going to see core tail every time I look at a raspberry.

>>91982 don't stick your dick in random produce.

>>91981 I need a lich approved scientific study on the effects of alcohol on the core tail.

>>91984 It makes her scroingly

>>91983 I'm not mean enough to suggest Anon's dick is so small he could fit it in a raspberry. A pineapple is more viable.

>>91985 Is that a word?

>>91987 It's similar to crunkly, but not quite.

>>91983 You can't tell me what to do, you're not my aunt.

>>91987 Yes i think you'll find it describes a certain mood/behaviour of kots

Subnautica 2 early access makes me wish I'd crashland on an oceanin mamono world

>>91992 A landlubber like you wouldn't survive the harsh conditions of the mamono ocean.

>>91993 I can learn the ways of water.

>>91984 She can drinks twice as more as me and it's impressive

>>91992 I want to rescue that Bapho at sea

>>91996 She is beyond rescue. She is at peace. She is one with the sea and sky.

>>92000 Don't worry anon, there will be another bottle to share with her another day.

>>91997 I cannot accept this, I will get her back and she will give birth to my children

looks like anons are getting snatched by candlej

>>92005 You mean candlegheist?

>>92007 I only asked the furry-eared janny where the toilets are.

>>92007 >low POV Oh no, i'm a manlet. It's so over...

>>92008 Miss Pharaoh is REALLY into watersports.

>>92009 Nothing to worry about, you merely fell over and dropped your spaghetti in front of her.

Run she enjoys the hunt

>>92007 If I play my cards right I could get thrown into the royal scorpion pit!

>>92013 >The royal defense anubis watching anon upgrade his camel parking fine into banishment into the royal scorpion dungeon

>>92012 Orinrin land is the best

>>92015 I am burning off her eyebrows.

>>91992 He says this before getting ara ara’d by a Reaper Leviathan

>>92017 I dunno anything about Subnautica, but I would like to hear more about being Ara Ara'd.

Annoying tomboy mershark need to stop distracting me when I’m filming a deep sea documentary about sea sponge

>>92019 Just rotate her.

>>92020 My hands are full and operating some highly sophisticated equipment! I can’t leave it for an instant, less I miss some extreme deep sea magic. I’m going to have to edit all the shark ass and shark tits she sneaked onto the shot in post though.

>>92021 Sir, I will pay you upwards of TEN DOLLARS for those shots.

>Anon the budding documentary maker leaves his cameras out to film the wildlife >Comes back to find discarded clothes and the lens covered in translucent fluid >Another failed attempt to get newt footage >At least the footage isn’t entirely worthless One of these days they’re gonna get him

>>92022 Done, and I’ll throw in the pictures of sea sponge for free.

>>92024 >t. Anon about to delete a bunch of useless sea sponge pics to focus on SHORK BOOBS.

I hurted myself and now I need a cat nurse to do cat nurse stuff to me.

>>92031 Awwwwwwwwww, yisssss.

>>92030 Dr. Cheshire has diagnosed you with a bad case of not having a fat cat ass on your face; luckily for you, the treatment is 50 ccs of having a fat cat ass on your face.

>>92033 50 cubic centimeters is a pretty small cat ass. Not fat at all. What is she, like 2 feet tall?

>>92030 I need a Troll nurse

>>92035 I know EXACTLY what you need.

>>92034 Dr. Cheshire doesn't know anything about medical measurements. She isn't even a real doctor, she is wanted in seventeen countries for malpractice. She does, however, have a fat ass

>>92037 >she is wanted in seventeen countries And my heart.

FINE. I will make ONE documentary about tomboy mersharks.

YAY!!!!!!

>>92014 >anon takes it too far and ends up in the royal lamia pit instead >if he really screws up he could end up in the anubi barracks with a note reading "JAYWALKER" tied to him

>>92041 Is there a spider hole? I heard there's spider holes in the desert, and I would like to find one.